#kia sorrento

[websterstylemag]

Kia at the 2024 Washington DC Auto Show

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[frigidwife]

Also like yeah in a vacuum if you had Love Interest A who’s white and Love Interest B who’s asian and they had no other characteristics and we never saw them have sex w the main character or heard the main character talk about them and then i made a joke about Love Interest B being the less satisfactory lover that would be pretty fucked up sure

[gaysails]

the chad mike farrell (“gay people ask me if BJ’s pink shirt was gay coding and I tell them that wasn’t our intention but I’m glad they picked up on it”) versus the cuck neil gaiman (“gay people ask me about the metaphor of institutionalized homophobia in the form of heaven and I tell them they’re weirdos for reading a homophobia metaphor into a story about two male presenting beings who are mocked and ostracized for their relationship”)

[vamprisms]

NO FLINT DIDNT DIE WE SENT HIM TO LIVE ON A FARM

[saglaophonos]

I think they will kiss one time but it will be a good one??? David and michael will get one chance but they'll take it

it just seems like such a waste for them to only kiss one more time after like decades and decades of buildup but i agree that the groundwork for this is there. like i think there's a non-zero possibility they never kiss again if not for the fact i think sheen has my back in the s3 kiss negotiation room. we'll see. but yeah they're not gonna let it be bad! whatever it is

[bedlund]

Saw ur nose job tags and unfortunately that's probably just what aging & subsequent facial volume loss does to a broken nose! (He does love fillers & botox tho so a nose job is a reasonable assumption).

let’s just agree that he’s been touched by an angel in more ways than one

[fideidefenswhore]

What if NONE of Henry VIII's wives were virgins when he married them? History's mysteries.

The only one we know for sure wasn't (I mean...ostensibly, virginity being a construct anyway, I guess meaning what was considered 'consummation of a marriage' back then) is Catherine Parr, but it would be funny.

Idk, I was just thinking of this because Lipscomb says in BSR that Henry 'fetishized virginity' and I understand why that's theorized...but I also think if he 'fetishized' it all that much he wouldn't have married Parr? She cites Catherine of Aragon as an example but I think it's pretty thin to use that as an example of 'fetishizing virginity', it's more like he was looking for answers as to why he hadn't had any surviving sons by the marriage, and that was the answer he arrived at?

[finrays]

I miss the Kia Summer Sales Event jokes because they really helped you figure out which cishet people were cool.

Like, some of them would get insulted, and then other, more radical ones would go “Thanks, let me know if you need a ride to Pride, I’ll take you in my NEW KIA SORRENTO that I got for 0% APR-“ and it was kinda magical.

[gomensbrainrotsyndrome]

The Other Woman By Lana Del Ray

(But like if it was all men((?)) And the other woman was metatron and in Crowleys pov-)

and if a mouse was a kia sorrento…. hang in there brainrot sufferer. an ambulance is on the way 🫶

[live-from-flaturn]

My EDS is flaring like never before. To the point that my pain is a solid 9 (from 1-10) and I am gasping every few breaths. We got home from visiting Boytoy's parents and I immediately took some of my Nuclear Option pain meds. As my dad the pharmacist refers to them.

However, while I wait for them to kick in, it feels like I'm being gently tased. Like my fingers keep curling up randomly from little electric zippies of Owch through my nervous system and my knees are locking/unlocking faster than a hacked 2023 Kia Sorrento.

To avoid having a breakdown, I'm just gonna pretend this is my Mafia anti-interrogation training. If you can't beat 'em, cope however possible.

[hyumjim]

i was walking up the very heavily middle eastern commercial district near where i live and saw 2 white women sitting on a bench one of them holding a sign that said something like "what if HAMAS had kidnapped AMERICAN SCHOOLCHILDREN" blah blah. i did a double take and then kept walking but my immediate thought was "what if ISRAEL had murdered TWENTY SIX THOUSAND AMERICAN CIVILIANS, AND PLANNED TO CONTINUE DOING THIS INDEFINITELY" and furthermore, what if a mouse did this to a kia sorrento

[dippyface]

no. because a mouse actually isn't a kia sorrento

[bisexualmoses]

I can’t stop thinking about how if you give a mouse a Kia sorrento

[figureinthedistance]

One of my fav kinds of joke is when bigots pose stupid hypotheticals and someone responds with an absurd rephrasing of it e.g. "what if a mouse said this about a kia sorrento" "what if the world was made of pudding" "would you crucify snoopy the dog to end insurance fraud". realized as im writing fun to imagine in jonathan frakes voice

[spikedsoul]

Baby Bowser hogs all of Chevrolet's attention.

Oh yeah. He knows he's adorable and he's not afraid to weaponize it against his older self.

His grown self remains smug bc he gets to be in bed with Kia Sorrento when they get home