#khaire my dude

[madmonksandmaenads]

So on the topic of the PGM, which spell had the most surprising outcome for you? And which one brought you the most delight? ❤️

Let me tell you about my first experience with the PGM. Before I was a magician, I was(and am) a student of history. I originally planned to read it out of cultural interest. I found something alluring, and my curiosity compelled me to try a spell.

The purse-strings were tight that winter so I decided to try a prosperity spell. I won't quote or name the specific formula, because I do not want to give an inadvertent recommendation. For those who have read the PGM, it is a Hermes-Thoth prosperity spell using a statue and box. My recreation of the formula was very amateurish. I made senseless substitutions, it was poorly composed, failed to include any warding. It was a mess, but I didn't expect anything so I was unconcerned.

The next day my car was totaled.

Fortunately, it was parked with no one inside at the time. Also the car market was and is terrible, so I got an excellent payout from my insurance. That was my first experience with Hermes-Thoth so I'd say it was both rather surprising and has brought me a great deal of delight.

[jupii-478]

⌗ !! ꒰ 31 days of helpol ꒱ 🏛️

(but i missed two days again☹️)

day fifteen - “how has your worship changed you?”

i think i’ve learned a lot and it’s definitely made me rethink my behavior. i used to be kind of mean and i’d never really think twice about what i was doing. hellenic polytheism has made me (i believe) a more mindful and kind person overall. i think i also have more patience now, i’m better at taking my meds every day consistently (i’m forgetful and suck at routines), and i see literally everything in the world differently. like… everything is beautiful. everything has a purpose. it’s insane how eye opening my worship of the gods/religion in general has been for me

day sixteen - “if you could give just one piece of advice to someone who’s just starting in helpol, what would it be?”

the gods aren’t mad. the gods aren’t mad at your friends, your family, they definitely aren’t mad at you. they understand that you’re human, you’re not perfect, so don’t think they’re mad because you made a mistake. “my candle broke” because it’s a candle. “something fell of my alter” gravity. “there’s a storm” it’s also the middle of december, weather is just changing. unless you’re committing some insane crimes back to back, hurting everyone you see, and then saying that you’re doing it for the gods/in the name of the gods, they won’t be mad. the gods have seen everything. i’m pretty sure there isn’t much that’ll piss them off, and you especially won’t piss them off.

day seventeen - “send out some love!”

good thing i got plenty to give! <33

@screeching-0wl (they have a great list of a bunch of info on the gods. i refer to it a lot and it was super helpful when i first started)

@khaire-traveler

@dionysus-is-my-dude

@to-hypnos-we-dream

@hyakinthou-naos (another amazing resource. they also have a website by the way [which i visit quite a bit] and they layout is beautiful and so helpful)

@atheneum-of-you

[therats-alter]

31 Days of Hellenic Polytheism-

17-22 (bc I’ve Had some family ish going on)

DAY SEVENTEEN: Send out some love! Are there any Helpol blogs here on tumblr that you follow and really like?

@justarandomhumanontheinternet and @khaire-traveler really cool dudes

DAY EIGHTEEN: How can you best describe your relationship with each of your deities?

with Apollo? It’s a lot more personal than Ares who is a kick in the ass when I need it… but Apollo has been with me for a long time- its very hard for me to describe how my feelings feel (autism) but it’s like a hand on my back-

DAY NINETEEN: If you had to assign one song to each of the deities you worship, what songs would you choose?

Apollon: sunlight- by hozier ( holy shit what a shocker )

Ares: Maddog- the crane wives

DAY TWENTY: Do you have a favourite aspect of Hellenic Polytheism?

The flexibility- and the community- I’ve met some stellar ppl here

DAY TWENTY-ONE: Are there any retellings/adaptations of greek mythology that you LIKE? Why/why not?

that I like??? The Hades games are really fun- I enjoy them a lot, honestly if you’ve never played them I highly recommend

DAY TWENTY-TWO: Is there an aspect of Hellenic polytheism you haven’t yet gotten to try but hope to in the future? Do you have any other Helpol-related goals for next year?

As goals in general I hope to practice more of the ritual aspects of it- I would like to veil more I’ve not very good adapting my practices to my new environment and routine at college yet

[khaire-traveler]

Hey I was the dude who asked about the other pantheons! You haven't changed it yet, I don't know if you were going to do that, but let's say I want a worship guide on king beleth now (demon) could I get that? /genq /nfta /take your time, dear

Khaire, thank you for being patient!

I need to remake my original fundraising post because my silly ass accidentally deleted the original (meaning I can't make edits to it 😭). I'll edit the information when I recreate it!

Regarding Beleth, I would be willing to make a worship guide on him, yes! Know that I'm currently making five subtle worship posts and one other guide, so it may take a bit of time. Hopefully, that is ok! ^^

Take care, and thank you so much for reaching out about this. I honestly hadn't thought to add this expansion to my services, but I bet it'll be a great idea! c: 🧡

[badedramay]

This has been bothering me for a while…….how do you stan Junaid Khan’s character in Ishq Tamasha? Dude was problematic af and while it’s been a minute since I’ve watched that drama, isn’t he the reason Rushna’s character died?

ASJDHAKJEHADKJAHAKSJDHAWEKJADHASDkjh@! !+

ngl, I am not surprised. in my heart i knew there'd come a day when my....fondness let's just say, for Ishq Tamasha will be questioned. valid, valid..totally valid.

khair, i think you are mistaking my enjoyment of the Mehrab x Mirha story for me stanning Mehrab. not toooo long ago I was rewatching their scenes (cuz i had nothing better to do) and i was tweeting alongside and I remember I was quite enthusiastically cursing Mehrab for being so problematic and downright stupid. there's hardly anything stan worthy about him. his one misunderstanding ruined Mirha's life, his limitless blind love for his brother took him on a revenge path that ultimately took Rushna's life, in fact argument can be made that it was his love for his brother that didn't allow him to have a more positive, healthy POV about himself.

BUT YAAR. THE ANGST!!!!!!!

i squarely blame Danish Nawaz for this. idk why but Junaid Khan is his muse. he gives Junaid some incredible scenes to act and directs them in a totally mesmerizing way. Mehrab falling for Mirha and literally stealing glances of her through mirrors..Mehrab's entire vision focusing on Mirha to the point he didn't even CONSIDER Rushna as something worth noticing..the apology in the rain, him defending Mirha..or bits of him getting restless for an entire night because his entire being was so attuned to Mirha's pain that he just KNEW when she was going through something rough. On a more toxic problematic front..Mehrab seeking revenge from Rushna by locking her out in the rain because he blamed Rushna's selfishness that played a part in Mirha's fall from grace in her Chachi's house..like I don't STAN this shit but i'd be lying if i say i don't enjoy it!

the drama is so aptly titled Ishq TAMASHA. yeh sab tamasha hi toh hai. some are blamed more than others but the blame was everyone's. with Mehrab..i guess i just enjoy well directed, well acted grey heroes with their larger than life passions. Mehrab was that. the one thing the narrative did well was not forgive him for his mistakes. Mirha was never forced become smaller to accommodate his magnanimous character. Mirha, till the end, retained her fire and self respect that had attracted Mehrab to her in the first place. and when all was said and done and these two ended up finding their way to each other with no more hurdles to cross, it was a happily ever after that I believe was earned. Mirha didn't need a man to save her but she had a right to be with someone who could devote his entire life into protecting her and giving her every possible comfort that she could have. even if he got it by getting his hands dirty. and Mehrab most definitely NEEDED someone mature and fearless like Mirha to be by his side to call off his bullshit and remind him of the limits he didn't bother keeping check on.

it's this story that i stan, if I stan anything. not the character.

[kurtismcilroy]

THANKS FOR THE TAG DUDE!!

Last song: Bleach by Vandlsm (possibly?)

Favourite colour: Yellow 🗣‼️

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Relationship status: in a romantic relationship ^^

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I don't think I've got 9 moots but it's cool!! Tagging my favs 🫶: @lokidips @eyluvu @aew-kun-age-regression @geekgirl-33 @kazzy-boo-baby

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[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 08+09.09.20 lbs

08.09.20

HONESTLY WHAT IS PRIYANKA'S DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!

ok maan gayi. thank god.

omg what the hell kinda CV format is this to be used in 2020. SISTERS, THIS ISN'T YOUR ORKUT PROFILE.

lord this scene is making my eye twitch. there's nothing i hate more than making resumes. i legit get a panic attack from the thought of linkedin. 

CV TAIYYAAR?!?!?! SAKLDJLSAJK BASED ON WHATTTTTTTTTT????

kt needs to change outta this outfit already.

oh ho dude, every single thing in your life doesn't have to be put on social media!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME EXPERIENCES CAN BE SAVORED PRIVATELY.

lol kusum is alarmed at new competition for kt’s affections.

haan toh preeti just realised that the laddoo recipient was kt. why was she having flashbacks of him last night then???? kuch bhi.

lmao kusum sharmaofing at kt kissing the note and preeti getting all scandalized.

lmao kusum is such a stannnnnnnn.

preeti so desperate that she's seeking divine intervention to keep men outta her life. same, dude. saaaaaaame. inka chahiye hi nahi jhanjat zindagi mein.

GOD I HATE HIM FOR THAT GORGEOUS CHIKANKARI KURTA. YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A GOOD ONE?!?!!?!? BUT APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL, FIRSTBORN, AND SIX (6) UNITS OF PLASMA TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD.

this uncle looks like parmeet sethi dupe no?

oh niiiiiiice, chacha is here to say ki haan YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD about being called a nakaara.

it's hilarious to see two men lagbhag the same age having this weird baap-beta dynamic.

asdjksahdkjshak i just looked it up and manav gohil is 2 years OLDER than manu malik. WHAT IS WITH TELLYWOOD, HAVE YOU PPL SERIOUSLY NO IDEA OF HOW TO DO AGE APPROPRIATE CASTING?!?!?

oh kt became nakaara after wife left.

dang, chacha dropping some hard truths, but very kindly and tactfully. i like him.

ACHCHA PITA; BACHCHE. WHERE THESE DANG KIDS?!?!!? SHOW US. I NEED TO SEE DOTING DAD KT!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE LOVE A SOFT DAD IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

kusum is in hasmukhhhh mood tonight.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO KUSUM IS USING DOSTI KA AAD TO GET ALL THE DEEETS ABOUT PREETI'S ~~FUNTIMES.

askljfsdlkjfldjflj kusum!!!!!!!!!!!

“kawarepann se main bohut sharaati hoon!” i honestly love her soooooooo muchhhhhh.

yeh udaipur ke establishting shots ke liye kaunsa 1976 ka footage uthaa laayein hain?!

OH I LOVE THIS SAAAAAAAARIIIIII OF PREETI'S!  

bachche have done alllllll preps. sweetus.

lmao juhi’s dahi shakkarrrrrr is too outdated for kusum; she's giving protein bar. 

UGH SUBAH SUBAH TARUN KA MOOH DEKH LIYAAAAAAAAAAAA DIN KHARAAB HI JAANA HAIIIIIIIIIIII

preeti honestlyyyyyy, you're too soft for this bitchass boy.

oh dang i loveeeee rati's outfit. kuch bhi keh lo, bandi mein style hai. love her fusion aesthetic.

ok the ep is all heartbreak from here, so imma just skim.

yup, all doom and gloom. fuck all these ageist misogynist assholes.

blah blah chanda is having a meeting in a cafe somewhere.

KUSUM CALLING TO GIVE PEP TALK!!!!! ALSO LMAO SHE CALLS PREETI “MASOOM SHERNI”!!!!!

oh great kt and mom are here in the cafe too.

FACE OFF WITH CHANDA!!!!!!!!

good on kt for not giving up so easy. jaaye toh chanda jaaye. hum toh fusion brunch khaake hi jaayenge.

preeti's here!!!!!!!

09.09.20

kt has heart eyessssssss for preeeti. kinda premature, but we love it.

ugh i'm skipping right through all the chanda nonsense coz i'm honestly not in the damn mood.

thankkkkk god preeti is standing up for herself.

fucking tarunnnnnn. what a bloody life ruiner he is.

kt here to lend kandhaa filhaal toh sirf rumaal to despondent preeti.

lmao kt's like ‘i’m familiar with chanda, she runs her mouth off about anythinggggg, but i know you’, and preeti's like UM TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAKHAAA?!?!

oh hooooooooo this one still with the suicide misinterpretation.

lol preeti ka paara chadh raha hai. i’m loving it.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY, WHY IS YOGA THE SOLUTION TO ANY AND ALL SUNDRY PROBLEMS?!!?!? IF ONE MORE PERSON SUGGESTS YOGA FOR A TOTALLY UNRELATED ISSUE I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA PUT THEM IN A HEADLOCK. ASTAVAKRASANA YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!

preeti's eye roll is so me.

lo “abla” bhi bula liya. ab teri khair nahi, superstar.

YES PREETI GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

trigger word “aatmasammaan” has been used.

kt's having a bad week, with women going off on him for all kindsa undeserved and deserved things.

lol he's still like ‘maine kyaaaaaaa kiyaaaaaaaa?!??’ god, men are so fucking stupid.

oh ho preeeti why are you like thisssssssssss?!?!

oh shit, the buzurg are here.

WITH TARUN AND RATI. UGHHHHHH.

juhi/kusummmmmm pleaseeeeee god, koi toh kuch bolo, warna inki chappad chappad chalti rahegi.

omg this bua dadiiiii is asking for ittttt.

juhi and kusum and their dirty looks are fueling meeeeeeee.

SAY NO PREETI. SAY HELLZ NO. THEY GOT YOU CALLED A CHORRRRRRR TODAY.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KUSUM IS SPEAKING UPPPPP

she's buttering uppp the buddhe with tactttttttttt.  

MWAHAHAHAHAHHA WRITE MAA'S NAME ON GHAR KE KAAGAZ. KYA IDEA HAIIIIIIIIIIII. WAAAH KUSUM JI WAAH. LET’S SEE BETA BAHU KI DARIYA-DILIIII NOW.

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finallllllllllllyyyyyy, two fucking weeks in, the premise of the show is taking off.

[kibaa-hart]

Dem Feelings (Relationship Post) Missing a few people.

Shivnekh Norah - “She calls me her khair.”

“Shivnekh came into my life after quite a few sobering events in my life....Remembering how desperate I was for companionship back then leaves a taste of disgust in my mouth that makes me wish I could go back to those moments and beat myself within an inch of my life.....If it wasn’t for that same desperation giving me Shivnekh, I’d actually look into it. Nothing is worth losing my Tumet.”

Saruah Norah - “The Sister.”

“I haven’t seen Saruah in a few moons....Mostly my own fault....Not too many people know of her, again...my own fault but why would I tell them? I left the family for a reason, and well now I’ve stayed away for other reasons. I just hope she and her kids are doing alright.”

Zalitai Dalamiq - “He’s...Not as scary as I originally thought..”

“The Archmagister is a man I like to pretend I draw most of my inspiration from. At least that’s what I tell myself...In my first few moons with The Collective he was portrayed as a monster; bringing a hammer down on folks because he could...Though upon getting to know him; as little as that may be, I’ve learned nothing he does is purposeless or undeserved. He truly does wish to save Hydalen and that’s something I can get behind.”

Jebei Dotharl - “One of my most unexpected friends.”

“The first time I met Jebei I swear I thought he was the most idiotic man in Eorzea....His methods...Seemed...terrible....Idiotic...and...Impulsive, but overtime....I learned why he took them...and commend him for taking the shit we all gave him, despite knowing he was right....Jebei is someone I’d trust with -Anything-.”

Kataani -  “The Magistrix” 

“She’s unstable. She’s impatient, She’s a mess. I don’t agree with many choices the Magistrix makes, but I think she’s realized the same things I have about her and at least is trying to work on such. She was my -in- to the Collective.”

Leith’ir Eilam - “A man without faults.”

“The Magister has my upmost respect. He doesn’t pretend to know everything and he doesn’t try to know everything he’s able to admit his faults unlike some and doesn’t try to cover them up. In my eyes anyone who can do that has none. He’s not around a lot and he doesn’t pretend it’s because he’s off being busy. All I know is that when he is around shit get’s done and that’s all that matters to me. Plus he fixed my arm that’s always good.”

I’mhati Tia - “A shadow I won’t follow.” 

“I’ve nothing but good feelings for the man. He’s not around a lot, but again when he is here it’s for a reason, just like the Magister. However being one of the few Shinobi here I get compared to him a lot. FUCK that. After Shiden I’ve refused to follow in anyone’s footsteps he’s not exempt from that.” 

Alaste Verius - “The blue.”

“Eh...He’s cool.”

Alyx Nortier - “The Exemplar.”

“The man is someone I’ve....Been confused by for a long time. I don’t understand his M.O...He’s more fitting of the comparison people have given me. One day he’s laid back and the next he’s intense and seems disappointed...like a dad...It stings and I don’t know why.”

Eiai Airi - “The son....She’s not my actual son.”

“Eiai has always been a friend since my start here in the Collective she has been, but recently I’ve realized she needs to be a friend I care little about what happens to. I love her like family, but I’ve no problem letting her hit rock bottom or throwing her there myself.”

S’hizu Tia. - “.....”

“He’s a thing in my life now. He’s like a younger brother who get’s you so angry you want to beat him, but in this case that feeling never leaves.”

Kiyokage Mizuhiki - “He’s depressed.” 

“I’ve never understood the man, nor have I really made an attempt to. He doesn’t seem the type to want to be understood at least that’s what I get from him. We’re friends. That’s enough for me.”

L’raza Tia - “Another Newblood”

“He’s fresh to the Collective, I’ve no idea why he joined, I’m not gonna ask why, He seems to have a working head on his shoulders...Sometimes.”

Maiya Maiilah - “She a’ight.” 

“Maiya is about as close to a sister other than my actual sister as I can get....Her, Chee, Eiai, Renias, Yvaine and her son with Ren, along with Shiv...Obviously are about the closet to a family as I can get....I didn’t want it, nor did I ask for it, but I got it and I’m not gonna shit on it....Too much.”

Mazin Khin - “A man who get’s too much shit.”

“The shit Mazin got just for speaking his mind when he got here was enough to make me nearly vomit. I speak my mind much more than he does, and I’m much more crude. The thought that just because someone is a petitioner means they don’t have a say in anything here is...Idiotic in my eyes, especially if what that person is saying is smarter than half the shit that comes out of other’s mouths anyway. Mazin is still pretty dumb...But good dumb...Humorous dumb...He’s just the person you gotta get to know....”

Namine Sin’dal - “Too Innocent.”

“She’s sorta childlike from what I’ve gotten from her...Needs a bit more grit. She’ll get it if she stays. Doesn’t even know what Moko was....I’m offended.”

Sa’ran - “She’s everybody’s aunt.”

“Sa’ran is odd, I haven’t had too much interaction with her, but she’s sorta like that one cool auntie you have. The one that your mom doesn’t hate and that you don’t feel awkward about when you have to go to her house because your mom is going to get her haircut...She’s pretty chill good Alchemist too.”

Sophine Beaujont- “We’re friends.” 

“While everyone else thinks she’s cold and hollow...To me every interaction I have with her is sorta Awkward, in a good way, but still Awkward...It’s not her fault...I just don’t like having to guess if people are happy or angry. Though when she’s been blessed with Moko she isn’t as awkward anymore. She’s someone I’d say is in my personal friend group.”

Sumi Kawayama - “She’s odd.” 

“She didn’t do anything but clean for awhile....I haven’t seen her in awhile either...”

Syren - “Where the fuck did he even go?”

“I don’t even know.”

U’shen Tia - “Kinda just there.”

“He sorta just showed up one day. Now he’s here. I don’t have any problems with him.”

Ylva Nortier (?) - “The fanatic.”

“Almost everytime I’ve spoken to her it’s been to tell her ‘No we don’t allow black mages here’ or ‘No I don’t know what language it is your speaking.’ she’s Alyx’s betrothed and otherwise seems...Okay.”

Yukio Tsukimi - “He reminds me of a gecko.” 

“Dude is like.....super short. Fragile as fuck, but he’s young. So whatever. I know he’s friends with Eiai and Sophine....”

Zahri Davigoh - “Puprle Freak, Local Nerd, He builds cool shit.”

“Zahri i’m friends with, he’s also someone I’d consider to be in my inner friend group; however he’s one of those friends you wouldn’t mind bringing around your parents....I think he’s actually the only one of those I have. Eh, whatever he’s building me a cool mount.”

I’dana Kaiyo - “The Mentee.” 

“I’dana was the first mentee who I actually didn’t write off immediately; I was right not to. She’s smart, confident, and skilled. She’s never disappointed me in her time here and I hope she never does.” 

Grimm - “He’s trying.”

“Grimm is the third Shinobi in the collective and....Sadly the.....weakest in that skillset. However that’s not his fault. Everyone has to learn and the boy has just only reach his adulthood. I sent him away. To where I learned, he’s been gone for quite some time and I’ve heard good things. I’ll call him back soon. I was too harsh on him when he was here, but I need not expect so much from him..He’s just like I was.”

Tarixxian - “I’m gonna punch him.” 

“The bastard didn’t even say goodbye....Nah, in reality I’m not mad at him for leaving. He had his reasons and it’s not my right to question if he didn’t feel like he could have told me. I’m still friends with him, even though I haven’t met with him in some time. I was at his wedding and while I don’t know his husband too much personally I have conversed with him a bit and he seems like a pretty calm man.”

Lunae Valhan - “A much needed lesson.” 

“While I am friends with Lunae still, we had a fling that needed not end how it did. I was a bitch and nothing I can say will change that....The person I was then is gone....Thankfully. Regardless Lunae has got a new operation that she’s starting and it’s got me feeling like I’m a kid again.”

Oliver Valhan - “A very very very troubled man.” 

“Dude got his throat actually fucking bit out....Was pretty metal, but that was sorta my fault.......Ehhhh sorry. Regardless he’s someone who’s been through a lot and it’s not hard to see. He’s got an odd air about him.” 

Avigail Amaranth - “Devil’s Advocate”

“She’s a wise old grandma, but fuuuck if I’m ever gonna take her advice at face value ever again.” 

[masala-and-thunderstorms]

and for truth or dare: 4, 12, 14, 17, 22, 24

4: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll.

Well, I’m not comfortable posting my face here, so I’m stuck with the truth, which is… hard? Like there are obviously big dramatic extremely nice things that people have done for me, but most of the things that really affect me are stubborn ongoing small niceness. Like that span of a year and half where you messaged me every single morning during breaks to say you still loved me.

12. (dare) Copy and paste the 14th line of text from the last document you worked on in Word or Google Drive.

“Thewhole Internet is angry about the energy Olympics, which isn’t new. Most of theInternet is anger and cat videos.”

14: (dare) Tag someone you follow who has amazing fashion sense.

Everything @timetravelbypen​ wears is so excellent.

17: (truth) Where is the last place you went that took over two hours to get to? 

PSH where’s the last place I went that didn’t take over two hours to get to? But for serious I think last time we hung out it took me two hours to reach you.

22: (truth) What are three things you’re looking forward to? 

I already answered “starting my job,” so skipping that.

 - everyone getting back from vacation, but mostly my philosophers because duh - Star Wars tomorrow! - the show my daughter is taking me to in a few weeks

24: (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

I only follow 16 blogs so this is going to be hard? But I’ll give it a shot.

1) Between the Shadows - Loreena McKennit / Loreena McKennit makes me think of @velociraptorwithaquillpen​ because my wife has impeccable taste, which is to say she’s the first person I’ve met who likes Loreena McKennitt as much as I do2 but not really) Duniya Me Tera Hai Bada Naam / …yeah I can’t think of anything for this. It’s a song about a dude whose son is dying and he’s telling Ram, “look, I know I’ve never believed you before but I WILL NOW if you save him, or if he dies I’ll run around and tell everyone you’re a lying liar who lies.”2 but actually) Promise, Hirose Kohmi / @redderdays​ gave me this one so. That was easy.3 but not really) Aati Kya Kandala / ok but this song is so fundamentally one I associate with my dad that I could not even begin to associate it with someone else? I think the problem is I already have strong associations with all my songs, so it’s hard to just come up with a Tumblr friend who it also reminds me of.3 but still not really) Ruk Ja O Dil Deewane / this is my standard phone ringtone? And lyrically it’s the kind of flirting that I specifically don’t like?3 but not) Kisi Din Banugi / there is an obvious tag for this one but I refuse and you can’t make me.STILL NOT 3) Take a Minute - K’Naan / again, I just… don’t know? this doesn’t remind me of any of y���all?3) Sandcastles (Teri Khair Mangdhi) - Vidya Vox / this particular song doesn’t remind me of anyone, but I discovered Vidya Vox through her Chainsmokers covers and Chainsmokers makes me think of @mobrienfeels and @alittlelesswrong, which I realize is a stretch as tagging goes, but this is going to go on forever otherwise so. (For what it’s worth I do recommend this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNVBhBNj1oY)

Basically I failed miserably at that one but the important thing is I HAD FUN.

Truth or Dare asks!

[yafawiyeh]

DO ALL THE MUSLIM WOMEN IN HISTORY IF U CAN OMG THEY'RE GREAT if not can u at least do kamala khan and asiya :")

omg imma listen to you and do all of them 😂A’isha bint Abu Bakr: Share one piece of knowledge that has significantly impacted your life.umm anything that the Quran teaches me tbh Maryam: Describe one time you’ve stood by your convictions despite opposition.the fact that Muslims shouldn't be hostile toward people that don't share similar beliefs?? like dude. just because someone isn't muslim does not mean you are obligated to be rude or hostile toward them. i see this mainly amongst the older generations, like 30 yo and up, and i'm just like, that's NOT what "enjoin good and forbid evil" means. Assiyah: What is something you’ve clashed over with a parent/authority figure and why?going away for school. my parents are 100% against that even if going away means better opportunities for me Fatimah bint Muhammad: Describe one time you defended a family member (from slander or otherwise). my cousin was being awful to my mom (she has depression, my whole extended family thinks she's just lazy), and so i called him out and accidentally cussed him out in front of my parents OOPS. but i shut him up :')Nusaybah bint Ka’ab: Do you think violence can solve problems? Why or why not?i agree with Malcolm X. if someone is being violent toward me, i'm not gonna sit around and be like oh ahah i'm not gonna do that to you. i'm not talking about unnecessary aggression, but if someone is attacking me i WILL attack back Fatima al-Fihri: If money/other factors weren’t an issue, what would you choose to study and why?i would study literature, primarily middle eastern/non-western literature. although i might do a minor in thatShajjar al-Durr: What leadership role have you played (or want to play)?i just applied for MSA president at my school as you all know so iA khair :')Khadijah: Pitch a business idea. Who will it benefit?a food truck that gives out free fresh organic produce to people living in poverty-stricken areas and food deserts!? it will benefit those ppl because those people are the ones who need help Rābi‘a al-‘Adawīyya: Do you consider yourself a spiritual or religious person? Why or why not?i don't like the term religious. it is so broad and controversial. Islam is made to be easy and flexible, not everyone is going to follow it the exact same way. that being said, i am very spiritual, although i always need to work on things like salah and thikr Lubna of Cordoba: What is your favorite subject in school and why? CHEMISTRY IS SO FUN??????? also anything involving english or lit Razia Sultan: Describe a time you broke tradition and why.i got my nose pierced and that's unheard of in arab culture LMAO Zaynab bint Ahmad: What is something you would consider yourself very knowledgeable in?writing and grammar Sayyida al-Hurra: Describe a situation in which you might turn to crime.i can't think of any??!Kamala Khan*: What is a cause that you do/would fight for and why?women's rights because i'm a woman and everyone should fight for women's rights??????

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Karan Patel Shares Hina Khan’s ‘Graceful’ Mashup And Now Twitterati Can’t Stop Laughing

Ever since Hina Khan has entered the Bigg Boss home, her journey has been one controversial experience. She has typically been trolled on social media for her “I, Me, Myself” perspective. Recently, actor Sayantani Ghosh known as out her for her behaviour on the present and mentioned “this girl can really stoop and how.”

Now Ye Hai Mohabbatein star Karan Patel, in a collection of tweets, has taken an oblique dig on the in style TV actress. Calling her “fake to the soul”, Karan wrote: “Woh jo mohotarma hai #BigBoss11 ke ghar mein jo baat baat mein #ThankYouGod aalaapti hai, jo aaj hajaam bani hai, koi unse please pooch ke bataye ki #YehGhatiyapanKyaKehlataHai #KitnaGandaKhelKhelogiMadam #Sick #Sadistic #Disgrace #BholiSuratGandiNeeyat #FakeToTheSoul. (sic)”

Karan’s publish didn’t go down nicely with Hina’s boyfriend Rocky, who hit again at him, writing, “Nakli Ball se Box k andar cricket khel ke itna accha pradarshan? Imagine what will happen if he’s in @BiggBoss. Yeh loh yeh toh #AurKabaadHoGaya. Mr. #FaketotheSoul preach karne se pehle practice karna seekho #Sickman #BologeTohSunoge. (sic)”

Karan then mocked Rocky, saying he by no means talked about Hina in his publish and that “I just stated that person’s traits with a few hashtags and that particular contestant’s fans guessed the name bang on.”

not even as soon as in any of my tweets about #BiggBoss11 have i discussed the involved contestants title, i jus said that individuals traits with a number of hashtags and that exact contestant’s followers guessed the title bang on. . Bt for his or her loyalty. #YehGuessWorkKyaKehlataHai

— Karan Patel (@TheKaranPatel) November 26, 2017

To which Rocky replied, “#YehGandiAadatein Sudhar jaaye toh baat karna ! Not taking names and still taking Digs is not smartness but cowardice! Support your friend but don’t go personal on others and if you have the guts do it openly! Yeh sab log aise hi hain it seems, Hit and Run #DostKeJaisaDost #ZubaniMard. (sic)”

Karan then shared a video that includes Hina, whereby she could be seen saying to Salman that her mother and father have given her just one recommendation: “Tum jeeto ya naa jeeto lekin jis grace ke saath jaa rahi ho uss grace ke saath wapas aana.” However, there’s a twist within the video. Watch right here:

Soon after the video went viral on social media, Twitterati reacted in essentially the most hilarious means.

Check out the tweets right here:

HHAAHAHHAHHA That man higher cease poking KP, apni hello beizzati karwayega. I imply the just about everybody has a opinion on hina, it’s under no circumstances a pleasant one. KP has his, why get private over it? He’s wanting so silly taking digs at everybody who’s not supporting Hina!

— imperio. (@anuishradivan) November 26, 2017

Dude, it’s stupidity! Maybe you can not Accept that your girlfriend goes so flawed, however Atleast blindly defend toh Mat karo that too by taking digs at everybody who doesn’t like your GF. You’re spoiling her picture extra!

Khair. Let him. Both of them deserve one another!

— imperio. (@anuishradivan) November 26, 2017

Yes proper Hina is flawed Whole india dekh rha h..khud to samne aati nhi…priyank Or sapna ok kandhe pr bandook rakh kr firing kr rhi h… Or dekho is madam ne to salman ko b flawed proof krne me koi kami nhi chodi

— Des Purnima (@DesPurnima) November 27, 2017

Shit. Rocky khade khade coma mein chala jaayega He’s after the YHM tag now.. faaltu mein panga le raha hai KP se

— imperio. (@anuishradivan) November 26, 2017

similar thought right here!!! why rocky is defending her blindly as a substitute of exhibiting her proper margin??? he behaves like hina pays him so he has to make hina realise that he’s an ideal boyfriend sluggish claps for rocky

— ipshita antora (@anymphy) November 26, 2017

Agar isko “Grace” khte hai tho thank God i’m not “Geaceful”

— ShilpaManiac (@ShilpaManiac) November 26, 2017

Arshi Zindabad, Arshi has actually glad us, ussay achi waaaat hina ki koyi nae laga sakta, yeh na hoti tou awaaam frustrate ho jati. Thank You Arshi khan @Arshikhan_fc

— M.ak (@m_yoshiok) November 26, 2017

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ouff all this off-screen drama always puts me off the on-screen show. khair, chalo..........

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lol whattttttttt pk can't tell who it is????/ what's the point of installing cctv if you lack the skills to recognize who you're looking at.

“yeh bhi roz nayi nayi harkatein karta hai. poore ghar mein isne cameras fit kar diye hain?????????” *snort*

oufffffffff yaar does he know or not, ainvayi mat kheencho baat ko. pehle se hi dimaag ka dahi ho rakha hua hai aaj.

badi safaai se she put it on kavya.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HER SO MUCH

lol her relief.

“yeh baat sirf tumhare mere beech mein hain”, says the dude who's about to scream about it in 3... 2... 1...

this guy is smiling and serving something and literally everyone is like oh lord we about to die.... we about to die horriblyyyyyyyyy.

is ghar mein sab ikhhatta hoke meetha khaate hain? since when??????

aaye haye, no forcing jahnvi coz he knows she doesn't eat sweets.

chanda is like chudail-vudail chadh gayi kya inko? which is a fair question to ask.

no dessert for kavya?

some self deprecating shit that's sure to blow up any second now.

oh boy he's sitting in front of kavya and kabir's oh shitttttt face is suchhhhhhh a mood rn.

adlskfjsdkfjdlfkd get to the point you fuckerrrrrrr.

kabir's anxiety is seeping through the screen and fucking getting to me.

even dadaji is like cut the crapppppppp.

LMAO EVERYONE LEGIT WAITED FOR HIM TO TAKE A BITE BEFORE THEY TRIED IT.

big mooooooood.

omg get to the damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn pointtttttttttt.

finally.

trollolololol.

fandom reacting to the news around this show today.

time for kabir to start yelling.

you know what, they should revamp this show to just 21 minutes of shrenu moving her face in the minutest of ways and absolutely nothing else. trp of 2+ i'm telling you.

“arre yaar dhruv, tumhe hamesha aam khaane ke bajai guthliyan ginne ki aadat kyun hain???????”

i have no issues with pk's meanness when it's directed at dhruv. janhvi ke baad iss idiot se sabse zyaada pareshaan uska khud ka baap hai.

oh yikes her voice. tanvi you cute and all, but you gotta work on that.

getting through this stupidass episode like.........

ok imma start fwding, this is boring affffffffff.

ainvayiiiiiiiiiiiiiii red herring bssssssssssssssss. godddddddd.

I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO WATCH THIS NONSENSE TODAY.

heinnnnnnnnnn? she called him KABIR instead of kabir bhaiyya???? and tum instead of aap????? bro, raato-raat writing team badal di, iska matlab yeh toh nahi ki saari consistency hi chod do.

great dadaji getting in on the bs too. assholery seems to be genetic in this fam.

yeah THIS looks like a dude who can be phasaofied into matrimony realllllllll easy. kuch bhiiiiiii.

“aisa kyun lag raha hai ki tumhari guzaarish mein arzi kam aur dhamki zyaada dikh rahi hai?” coz that's exactly what he wanted to put across.

god kabir, when will you finally punch this dude out?????????????? when???

lo iska rona bilakna shuru. ouffffffff this episode is not getting over onlyyyyyyyyyy.

oh ho bachcha bhi uth gaya.

oh janhvi. this time you look fake af in your concern.

the 5 year old has the most sense about respect in a family and what to put up with and what not. rest of you dumbass fuckers.............. enjoy living under this dictatorship. 

kabir going through a whole face journey hearing bachcha (he of mann ka sachcha.)

maaaaaaaan, i'd just started getting attached to them as a tiny little chosen fam, and they're ripping it outta my hands. fuck you star plus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this the last time i'll hear this waily tune tho? that i can't complain about. agle couple ko better music diyo pls.

this poor baby. these two months in this hellhole will probably be more traumatizing than anything else he'll go through in life.

lol sis, he getting squished. loosen your hold a lil bit.

bir, what the fuck are you silent for??????? TELL THE CHILD YOU'LL GO WITH THEM. STAY HERE FOR FUCKING WHAT??????????

ugh my heart. i really loved this bond, man. they were so pure and wholesome together. GO WITH THEM, KABIR. *sobs violently*

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tellychakkar says tina’s being retained. lordddddddddddd, based on the precap, i’d say kabir/ishaani incoming, most likely. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ishqbaaz 07.06.17 lb

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anika's misssssssssingggg. 😗😗😗

prinku and ranveer are SO BORING as a couple that they're just standing there silently, looking past each other. 😒😒😒

pft, fuck off pinky. 😤😤😤

*cryinggggg from happy* i love tia so much. i love her soooooo fucking muchhhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, of all the ugly tablecloth tops the ladies are wearing, prinku's infuriates me the mostttttt. the way its just tied on the side, and is all shapeless and lumpy. she looks like dobby ffs, wearing some awaiiii ke rags as clothes coz master won't give her real clothes. 😡😡😡

why's the commissioner calling shivaayyyy?? 🤔🤔🤔

every time jhanvi calls pinky out on her BS, i get 6 months added to my lifespan. 😇😇😇

god, why are ppl making suchhhh a big deal? she's a grown ass adult woman. she can leave the house for like an hour or two without you fuckers making out like she was kidnapped by that sex slavery ring from taken. 🙄🙄🙄

lo. aa gayi anika. 😌😌😌

GAURI?!!? hein? aur isko aise chaadar mein dhak kar kyun laayi ho? 😟😟😟

oh mannnnnnn. loook at his facee. husbandddd is making this increasingly harder. 😞😞😞

... like ok, i get this is supposed to be romantic and shit, but this level of dependency is just... idk man. i mean yes, she should have TOLD him she's going out, but what's this "i don't see you for 10 min and i thought i was dying" nonsense??? this is why i hate couples. 😑😑😑

also this crap only works for rich ppl who can afford to sit at home all day, while their money makes money. the rest of us can't just sit making moon eyes at our boo; we have to go hustle for 9 hours a day, or the cat will die hungry. 😿😿😿

now that THAT's settled, time to be cheapdaaaa. 😏😏😏

this fellow's one track mind, lord. 🙄🙄🙄

ugh ok, this one look he had for a literal split second killed me. 😍😍😍

oufffffff, keep it in your camo pants, billu. go take a cold shower or something. 🚿🚿🚿

anika actually looks excited. which of course means that dementor mummmeh is about to swoop in and... 😔😔😔

yup. called it. 😣😣😣

it’s so yucky how she's always creepin' on them whenever they're having a hot moment. kuch toh sharam karle, mummeh! 😒😒😒

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss, clappppp back girl. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

though, maybe don't. coz it'll just make things worse for you. but i can't deny that was super satisfying to watch. 🙃🙃🙃

goddamn, gauriiiiii is ✨✨✨FUCKING RADIANT✨✨✨. i feel like i shouldn't look at her directly, or i'll be blinded by her prettinessss. 😍😍😍

omkara thinks soooo tooooo. a little bit?? A LITTLE BITTTT??? 😏😏😏

ok who this paplu taplu in horrrrrible disguise? 😒😒😒

oh daaaaaaayum gauri. do din DBO nahi dekha aur tumhare toh tevar hi badal gaye hai! get it girl! 😏😏😏

lololol his faaaaaace. 😂😂😂 

why are all the oBros such deers-in-the-headlights when the girls make a move? ffs, how passive were their ex gfs? 😕😕😕

and ok, this govt. official plot is taken directttttttly from qubool hai. LIKE DIRECTLY. EVEN THE CHARACTER’S NAME IS THE SAME AS THE OFFICIAL FROM QH. 😶😶😶

veryyyyyy convincinggg, you two. nowwww kiss! 😚😚😚

LMAOOOOO, RETURN OF THE STATIC. ⚡⚡⚡

haaaye, ek yeh saas hai, jo #1 shipper hai, aur ek woh mummeh hai... khair, chodo. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo omki hissing “MOM!” like a petulant teen, and mom encouraging himmmm. sooooo cute! 😂😂

thisssssssss fucking camo kurtaaaaaaaaaa. ouff. it's totally ruining any feels i'm having for lovestruck billu. 😤😤😤

but i'm not a total heartless monster. i'm still loving how in awe he is of his beeeyoooootifool wife. 😌😌😌

ouff, the goddamnnnnnnnnn lighting. 😣😣😣

"kaisi lag rahi hoon?" "utni achchi nahi." 

understatement of the damn year. how hot she COULD have looked. kyaaa haaal bana ke choda hai. ouff. 😩😩😩

pffffft, i guess this is what true love is. finding each other hot when you look like you’re dressed for halloween. WHILE HIGH ON CRACK. 😐😐😐

chaaalu cheez nahi, ekdum 2 rs ka cheappppdaaaa cheez hai yeh. 😑😑😑

bulbulllllll + bhaujaiiiiii! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽 

shout out to nakuul mehta for telepathically knowing that i'm loving these winks and putting one in every episode this week. 😍😍😍

omkara didn't even do anything tho, for her to say that? 🤔🤔🤔

WHY DO THESE PPL INVITE THE PRESS FOR EVERY DAMN FUNCTION? WILL THEY EVERRRRR LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES????? 😑😑😑

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, RUDRA GOT MARRIED TOO???? LIKE???? I MISS 3 EPIS OF DBO AND I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A DIFFERENT GODDAMN UNIVERSE. 😧😧😧

oh good, an explanation. 🙂🙂🙂

wait, what? this makes noooooo sense. how is this a “different identity” if they're using their ownnn names and identities? THE FUCK EVEN IS... 😖😖😖

ok you know what, i don't even care. 🙄🙄🙄 just give me shivika/rikara sexiness. that's literally all i'm watching for. 😐😐😐

"maine kaha ki un dono ko oberoi mansion bhej diya jaaye kyunki woh yahan pe zyaada safe hai" 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FFS, ACTIVE COMBAT ZONES ARE SAFER THAN THIS MANSION OF HORRORS, BRO. 😂😂😂😂😂

honestttttly man, someone give me 1% of rudra's self confidence. 😗😗😗

"maine kabhi nahi socha tha, ki main ghar se baahar nikloonga aur jab waapas aaonga toh meri shaadi ho gayi hogi!"

... literally NOT EVEN THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, dude. 😐😐😐

lmaoooo bulbul and bhaujaaiiiiii are already making plans of acquiring bhavya as choti devrani. such shippers these two. 😊😊😊

and such sadiyals their husbands are. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff, naach gaana. can't handle. fwd fwd fwd. ⏩⏩⏩

awwwww no, anika having a sad moment in the middle. *hugs her* 😥😥😥

UGH THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLEEEEE. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL OF YOU TO BE DANCING HEREEEEEE. 😣😣😣

ok the "chand bhi hai deewana tera" moment was super cute. 😍😍😍

yuck “dil bole oberoi” moment in the end to add to the utter ghastliness of it all. i’m just glad this day is finally over, and we get a change of costumeee. 😒😒😒

ouffffff anikaaaaaa, whyyyyyyyyyy??????? i thought you had some plannnnnnnn withhhhh tia. ouff. i hate such nonsenseeeee. don’t hurt my poor billluuuuu like thissss. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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day 2! please god, let this be a better episode than whatever yesterday was. 😕😕😕

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oufffff shivaaaay, such screamy. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhh shit. i thought this was part of the "plan" he made with anika, but nope. BIG BROTHER KNOWS. AND HE IS NOT HAPPY. 😬😬😬

haaaaye, look at this innocent praani. “mujhe kuchhhh samajh mein nahi aa raha haiiiii.” pffft. 🙄🙄🙄

i'm totally relating with shivaay's teeth-grinding waala gussa. kyunki is nikkame ne kaam hi aisa kiya hai. 😠😠😠

before anyone accuses shivaay of being a hypocrite considering how he himself got married, lemme jump to his defense real quick: shivaay's always seen himself as the big bad wolf who does all the dirty work to protect the fam. he does the things he does SO THAT omRu can maintain their innocence and go through life as "the good ones" who never have the bear the weight of such actions on their consciences. i imagine he's very disappointed and angry that om too, fucked up at the start of his marriage in almost the exact same way he did (which is something he still hasn't forgiven himself for, even if anika has.) 😔😔😔

... suddenly subha's nose looks... not that different???? or have i just gotten used to it? 🤔🤔🤔

pffffffft, shut it buamaa. at this rate, shareef toh bas rudra bacha hai. warne baaki sab ke sab... khair chodo. 😒😒😒

"hum teeno ne kuch decide kiya tha, ki ek dusre se kuch chupaayenge nahi"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK SURE SHIVAAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

says the guy who JUST THIS MORNING was avoiding rudra's calls so that he didn't find out sahil had been kidnapped. lmfao, ok NOW you guys can go ahead and call him a hypocrite. 😊😊😊

ouff shivaay, i know this is 45 min ka episode and tujhe lamba kheenchna hai, but JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY. 😒😒😒

lol om and jhanvi's “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit” faces. 😆😆😆

yup, the chairman of Organization for Upliftment of Oberoi Bahus is carrying out his duties much seriously. 😊😊😊

lmao pinky's face be like "ab yeh nayi gareeb kaun hai???" 😂😂😂

lmaoooooooo, way to drop a bomb on dadi, billu. socha bhi nahi ki woh buzurg hai, and the last time you pulled this shit nearly killed her???? she had to go on like, 4 theerth yatras to get over it.  🙃🙃🙃

lollllll rudra-anika arguing terminology. 😂😂😂

shivaay's pulling a real anjali from IPKKND on finding out about baby bro's secret wedding. 😗😗😗

no for real he looks so hurt tho. someone give my boy a hug. 😞😞😞

all i want to know is this: does shivaay know that this bulbul is the current maarta hua chulbul???? 😆😆😆

ohhhhhh boy. buamaa ne bhaanda phod diya. 😬😬😬

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER. 😑😑😑

and pinky, tum toh chup hi raho. badi aayi bataane waali. 😤😤😤

oh shit, NOW WHAT???? 😧😧😧

how did she escape the cops alreadyyyy??? 😯😯😯

OMG WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. i thought shivaay would be the one to face offfff with fauxlana, but IT'S JETHANI JI JR. TO THE RESCUEEEEEE. 

lol ok, too dramaticccc anika. tone it down a little. 😗😗😗

wah. devarji gets in on it too! 😊😊😊

all i want in life is a devar like rudra. 😘😘😘

lmao, though we've never seen you use this body rudra???? your brothers are always having to do the haathapai themselves. 😕😕😕

lo, bade bhaiyya bhi utar gaye maidan mein. ab toh haar maan lo, behenji! 😂😂😂

lol, how much older than SHIVAAY is svetlana supp to be???? 🤔🤔🤔

also hello, what happened to that fast approaching birthday of shivaay's? did we miss it? 😐😐😐

again, no one is bothering to ask her WHY SHE WANTS TO DESTROY THEM. they're just like “yeah, everyone wants to kill us, we're used to it now. 🙄🙄🙄”

bua maaaaa, you're just adding flame to fire. kyun bechaare shivaay ko aise jalaaa rahi ho? 😟😟😟

aw. billuuuuuu. *pats his floofy hair* 😔😔😔

"O bhi bareilly jaake SSO pt. 2 ho gaya."

and therein lies the root of all the problems. and awwwww, poor rudy boy was feeling left out. 😪😪😪

MAN I MISSED THE OBROS. I REALLY REALLY MISSED THESE BOYS AND THEIR BONDDDDDDDDDDD. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE ONE SHOW AGAINNNNN?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok this “one for all bs” i did not miss. 😒😒😒

OBRO HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *THROWS MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HANDSOME MAN SANDWICH AND ABSORBS ALL THE LOVE* 😚😚😚

mystery solved: shivRu didn't know chulbul = bulbul. 😅😅😅

LMAOOOOOOOOO SHIVAAY'S FACE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

ok, i guess everyone's just glad om didn't threaten rape/kidnap anyone to coerce gauri into marrying him that they're all like YAAAAY WEDDING TIME HAPPY TIME. 😕😕😕

dadi doesn't have naseeb to watch any of her kids' weddings. ab bas prinku ek aakhri umeed ka chiraag bachi hai. 😌😌😌

shivaay toh chun chun ke badla le raha hai. if he had to go through all that, he's gonna make damn sure that om suffers through it all too. 🙃🙃🙃

lolololol om's face. so enthused. 😐😐😐

ok shivaay has a lot of opinions on ladkiyaan and their shaadi ke sapne and armaan. 😕😕😕

you guys, don't come for my boy like thisssss. HE'S TRYING OK?????? 😖😖😖

shaadi ke 6 mahine BAAAD pre-wedding functions. this fam is fucking bonkers. chalo, mainu kiiii. maine toh bas dekhna hai. 🙄🙄🙄

i was just thinking where this tikiya chotiiiii was. 😑😑😑

anika ne toh matlab, full on adopted gauri. she's the rudra to gauri's anika. 😊😊😊

which bhaabi you talking to? use their names, kid. 😐😐😐

aaaaaand her nose is back to looking f'd up. 😕😕😕

lmaooooo i missssed rudra's taaang adaaana so much. 😂😂😂

"MAIN jaa raha hoon" 

*firmly grasps HER hand and quickly pulls her along* 😏😏😏

snorttttttt, rudra. ek hi dialogue kitni jagaon pe maaroge? 😆😆😆

lol all the big brothers taking their wives and leaving poor rudy boy alone. 😂😂😂

OMG GOOD DADI STILL CONSIDERS SUMO AS "BIWI". 😧😧😧

pleaseeeeeeeeeee god, let all this love ka magiccc shit be referring to SAUMYA. 💗💗💗

siiiiiiiigh, i guess this is our new girl. *moodily stares at her* 😕😕😕😒😒😒

YAAAAAAAAAS, ANIKA/GAURI BONDING!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE FEBRUARYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

... what about the super serious conversation om took gauri to have tho???? 🤔🤔🤔

omfg pinkyyyyyy i hate youuuuuu. please die, thanks. 👿👿👿

hee hee hee, rudra getting his two grumpy older brothers ready. 😂😂😂

lmaoooo om's frustration with his jackettttt. what a child. 😆😆😆

"UNCLE" omfg. 😂😂😂

the uncles do not look amused. 🙈🙈🙈

let's all take a moment to appreciate shivaay in black tho. haaaaaaye. i am truly blessed today.  😻😻😻😻😻😻

"apne bhaiyya saade dus se pehle so jaate hai. o saade dus ke baad hi dikhta hai, aur mera kya hai, main toh dikhta hi nahi hoon!"

lolololol dude, i love these meta jokes ok. they never get old to me. 😂😂😂

yeah, how many times have you idiots made this promise to each other? fuck it, just give up now. 🙄🙄🙄

my man rudra spitting the truth about how fucked up this house is. WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE GIRL IN THE FREEZER. 😫😫😫

"ek ghante ka episode hai. mahasangam." 

snort. 😂😂😂

looking gooooooood, 3rd generation oberois. i love prinku's earrings. 😍😍😍

waaaah, synchronized entry by the girls. 😌😌😌

look at the contrast in faces of the boys tho. 😂😂😂

meme time! your crush looking at you when you enter a room.

expectation: 

“OMFG. AN ANGEL. MUST KISS NOW.” 

reality:

“WHO DIS BASIC?” 

hey guys??? where's tej? did 🐊🐊🐊 jango 🐊🐊🐊 eat him when no one was looking? 😶😶😶

ok that was a realllllllllll contrived fall. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BECAUSE HAAAAAYE LOOK HOW BOOTIFUL MY BABIES LOOK. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

HOLY SHIT BOY. HOW YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE THIS AND NOT KISS HER??? HOW???? 😫😫😫

excuse me for a bit, i need to pause and admire his expression for 5 minutes. 😍😍😍

"thande thande paani se nahaana chahiye, shivaay bhaiyya ko anika bhabi ko pakadne ka bahaana chahiye." 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😂😂😂

btw, does om not do shayari anymore? ghatiya as it was, i miss it. 😢😢😢

HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. 😧😧😧

MERI MAANO SHIVAAY, FUCK THE FUNCTIONS, JUST TAKE THE GIRL UPSTAIRS AND BANG. 😯😯😯

"isse zyaada pyaar se toh police chor ko pakadti hai" 

pfffft, i'm sure fauxlana would disagree with you, dadi. 😝😝😝

ugh ommmmmmmmmmm. you're such an asshole these days. you need another talking to from bhaiyya and jethani ji, methinks. 😒😒😒

rudra, please be the checks and balances that the messed up riKara relationship needs right now. 🙁🙁🙁

he's trying to tell you that you look hotttt, girl. let him. 😏😏😏

haaaaaaaaye, theirrrrr smilessssssss. my babiesssssssssssss. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

OMGGGGGG HE CALLED HER "KHIDKIIIIIIITODDDD KHOOBSOORAT" I CAN'TTTT HANDLEEEEEEE. I... THEY'RE... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PINKY GTFO WITH YOUR BURI NAZAR. *waves nimbu mirchi around my children's head* 😠😠😠

ugh whyyyyyyyy is pinkyyyyy even here i hate her so much she's ruining everythinggggg I JUST WANT MY GIRL TO BE HAPPYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩

goddamn, nakuul just looks too fucking handsome today. they shoulda chipkaofied disclaimer at start of episode so i could have mentally prepared myself. 😣😣😣

"warning: show ka hero aaj full black pehne hue BEHADH AMAZEBALLS lagta hai, aur pyaaaar bhari aankhon se heroine ko ek ghate ke liye lagataar dekhta hai. kripya show saavdhaani se dekhein." 

competition: whose zeher bhari kaatil nazrein are worse, pinky's or om's???? 😬😬😬

i guess this is the remarriage plot we've all been waiting forrrr. look how happy my girllll looooooks. she deservesssss it, my queeeeen. 😌😌😌

poor gauri. *pats her extremely beautiful head* 😞😞😞

awwwwwwwwwww, bade bhaiyya and bhaujaiiii are here for moral support. 😊😊😊

honestly, i don't care if this show doesn't have a plot anymore, i just wanna see shivaay and anika's loving and supportive relationships with everyone else in the fam. and a sesky scene with them in every episode. 🙃🙃🙃

ok don't like this weird tinkly happy "saathiya". it's weird. 😕😕😕

BOY STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS. LIKE... HONESTLY, MY FUCKING HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF WORK. REHEM KARO MUJHPARRRRR. 😩😩😩😩

OMFG, I SPOKE TOO SOON. I SPOKE TOO SOON. TOO MUCH HOTNESS. MY FACE IS MELTING. 😧😧😧😲😲😲

"normal log jo hote hai... tumhari tarah nahi, NORMAL..." 

pffffffffft. hello kettle, this is pot. YOU'RE BLACK. 🙄🙄🙄

PYAAAAAAAR. DID HE SAY PYAAAAAAR???? 😯😯😯

omfg their little finger wrigglesssss at each other. I AM FUCKING DYING FROM THE CUTE. I AM I AM I AM. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

i honestly need to fucking pause and lie down for a bit, coz jesus christ this is just getting too much for me. ☠☠☠

"sanki singh oberoi kabhi bhi sweet singh oberoi ban sakta hai." 

YEAH BITCH SOME WARNING WOULDA BEEN NICE THO?!?!?!! 😩😩😩

pedantic singh oberoi can't let go of the "happy birthday" thing, can he? 🙃🙃🙃

awwwwwwwwww. new kangannnnnn. 😊😊😊

NOWWWWW PLEASE DON'T GIVE THESE AWAY, YOU OVERLY SACRIFICIAL IDIOT GIRL. 😒😒😒

pehle se her haath are so full, kangan pehnaayega kaise? 🤔🤔🤔

men, so easily freaked out by tears. pffffft, babies. 🙄🙄🙄

yes, get the cheapdi outttttt already. while you're at it, throw mummeh out toooo!😤😤😤

and bring mahi ve in!!!!!! 😊😊😊

ouffffffff oh, again with the 20 year old songs. whyyyyyy can't this show afford newer songs???????? honestly. 😑😑😑

who these random ppl who justttt showed up to dance? 🤔🤔🤔

also, you ppl know my sentiments to naach gaana... so fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

GOD. SUCHHHHHHHH HEAVY HANDED WITH THE SHIVAAY SINGING TO OMKARA BIT. WHAT NONSENSE. AWAIIII KA DRAMA. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, om certainly got persuaded pretty easily to dance. 😂😂😂

whereeee was buamaaa allll this timeee? 😐😐😐

shivaay's happiness since discovering gauri is fucking amazing. i love it. may it become x1000 once he discovers devrani = saali. 😇😇😇

ok are the last 10 min just slo mo dancing? 😒😒😒

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUCKING AMAZING TWIST RN? IF ROOP BUA CAME BACK RIGHT NOW. WITH MRS. KAPOOR. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😈😈😈

guess we have to settle for NT ka cheapdapan. 😒😒😒

lol dadi and buamaa's faces = mine. 😒😒😒

lmaooooooooo sahil escaped his confinement to come jam with everyone. 😂😂😂

nazarrrrrrrrr toh ghar ke andarrrr ke logg hi laga rahe hai, hmph. 😤😤😤

haaaye my babies. such beautifullll. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lol sharmaaa kyun raha hai billuuu? remember when you brought a buffalo into the house to get her to throw gobar at you???? 😆😆😆

lol shivaay be like 😂😂😂:  

also, bitch please, she already told you she loves you. no need to get all oooooooh pyaaaaar. you’re the one who hasn’t told her yet! 😒😒😒

also, KAHIN BHI SHURU HO JAATE HO, KISI KE BHI SAAMNE????? THODA SA TOH CONTROL KARO! 😧😧😧

lmao, everyone ELSE is feeling awkward, but yeh bhaisaab toh is too high on pyaaar to notice. 😂😂😂

tum aur tumhara pati kisi aur ko bolne de toh woh bolein. 😑😑😑

lol shivaay helpfully translating "gaiyyaaan" for everyone. 😂😂😂

lmao anika's impressed face + shivaay's slightly intimidated face @ "dabanggg gauri" 😂😂😂😂😂

"jaise electronics ke saath manual aata hai, in bhaabiyon ke saath dictionary aani chahiye" 😂😂😂😂

of course shivaay thinks "jhaap" is a high five. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: OMG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SHIVAAAAAAAAAAY FINALLLLLLLLLY KNOWSSSSSS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽