#kevin zero

[cosmiccare]

[joejhang]

i feel like kevin has aura but not rizz. like from afar, he's the most charismatic man of all time. picture-perfect smile. hot. tall. athletic. charming. confident. but when you get to know him he's like. a pathetic princess loser. he hates waking up early. he isn't impressed with a maserati. he regularly drowns himself in vodka. all he cares about is stickball. what an icon.

[nkbee]

quickie doodle!

This is how Bi Han let his father die lmao

I'm battling burnouts rn

[enazz]

dream blunt rotation

Idk what possessed me to draw this tbh

[soupsandstars]

some x-men sketching!

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

7.11 - ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING

[hyucknosung]

Kevin and Gansey meeting for two hours because when sarchengsey passed the Carolinas on their road trip Gansey thought he might sit in on a lecture about Welsh and Irish history and folklore and happens to sit next to Kevin. Because u know when Gansey pulls out his journal Kevin will look over all interested like who is this motherfucker pulling out DaVinci’s journal in the middle of a lecture hall and they talk for a bit and the class ends and they go their separate ways probably but randomly remembering the other exists

But then Gansey will see an exy match or something on a restaurant TV and be like Wait. I know that man! And Henry is probably a fan of exy players and drama (not the sport but u know he was locked in, audibly gasping at Kevin’s “I’ve never been skiing” interview and all) and is like Gansey. You met KEVIN DAY—

Realistically Kevin is probably not invested in the Virginia elections (both during his time with the ravens and especially after) but on the off chance he ever does see a photo of the Ganseys he’s probably like yo?

Funniest and also most unlikely scenario is that the Ganseys end up at the same fundraiser/gala/event as a bunch of professional exy players and they see each other like ??? “I thought you were a history student?” “I thought YOU were a history student”

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

I HAVE A THOUGHT.

okay so maybe kevin caught onto jean having feelings for SOMEONE but didn't know it was him.

and Jean, trying to keep kevins attention (as one does when they have a crush on an older person they sort of idolise) tells him it's a freshman trojan right

and Kevin, both out of curiosity and Teenage Boy Bullying (affectionate) makes jean watch a match with him, and keeps pointing towards freshmen on the trojan line up, and he gets to jeremy (Jean doesn't even know his name at this point)

and Jean agrees. yeah. that's who he has a crush on. not because Jeremy is particularly attractive to him (at the time at least) but because he's the exact opposite if kevin, and kevin wouldn't ever suspect it MIGHT be him if jeans got a thing for blonds who don't know how to wipe the smile off their face

cut to 3.5 years later and jeans FURIOUS with himself because not only is he not a raven, but he accidentally predicted his own crush on this stupid blond with a cardboard dog who is just as bad at talking about his issues as jean

and Kevin already knows.

[cloudghoul32]

I'm crying wtf 💀

[mo-online]

so dumb i even have to say this but if you don't like the content i post about... scroll? i've had like 4 people yell at me because i have the audacity to like kevjean, which, 1) insane, and 2) OH MY GOD IT SAYS IN MY BIO THAT I'M LITERALLY A KEVJEAN FAN BLOG YOU DO NOT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH ME!!!!!!

block tags!! it's legitimately so fucking easy, i will send each and every one of you a tutorial if you really want! interacting with content that you don't like is literally just going to put more of it on your dash.

and getting this heated over ships is actually batshit crazy. my sincerest apologies for being "delusional" because i post about the ship i literally created this blog just to post about. i don't actually believe that they're going to be endgame in tsc and like i have said over and over, i literally don't want jean to end up with anyone yet. not kevin, not jeremy, not even renee. he literally just left the nest and i genuinely don't want him in a relationship for another Several Years. i just like posting silly goofy kevjean shit because i've always had a soft spot for it since fucking trk. sue me.

people shouldn't have to explain themselves over meaningless shipping discourse. this is NOT the 2016 voltron fandom!!! LET ME LIVE 😭😭😭

[ogrepoppenangleaksofficial]

This ain’t my Kevin I don’t own one but it’s in my house in my room (not on my suitcase that’s not mine )

WOW VERY COOL but PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEAS E REMEMBER TO KEEP KEVIN AWAY FROM AND ALL LUSTROUS AS HE WILL MISUNDERSTAND THE CHARACTERISTICS THAT PHOS HAD GONE THROUGH :(((((((((((((

[multiversemittens]

Stuff I only just noticed.

Kevin's middle name actually is Malcolm (like Malcolm in the Middle!) and his birthday is on Halloween.

And is that Pit Drone?!

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Sky sports wanting Max's head for what happened to Oscar, meanwhile I am Julius Caesar to Oscar's Brutus (he stabbed me in the back he ended Franco's race)

[destroyer-of-monsters]

Oh man i just love how much ass this guy kicks i love him so much.

Godzilla vs Kong [ 2021 ]

[deedala]

If I don't make it out tomorrow, I want you to look after the kids, okay?