#kevin x raymond

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt, Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Ray Holt & Jake Peralta, Kevin Cozner & Amy Santiago Characters: Ray Holt, Kevin Cozner, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, McClane "Mac" Peralta Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Animals Series: Part 13 of Pride Fics 2024! 🌈, Part 1 of The Adventures of Mac and Cheddar Summary:

“Raymond," Kevin announced after he finished his first plain scone, "Cheddar has made a friend.”

“I’m aware,” Raymond replied, frowning.  “The little guy.”

“Mac Peralta?”

“Yes, him.”

“Ah.  Well, I wasn’t talking about him.  Cheddar has made a new friend.”

Raymond wants to have a nice Sunday with his husband. The Peralta-Santiago's get a dog who makes friends with Cheddar. Raymond does not have as nice of a Sunday as he hoped.

[cheddarch]

I can’t explain how I want to do a Raymond and Kevin, Good Omens au

But Shawn x Raymond is pretty much that but obviously different afterlife situations

Oh well I like, and I have a lot of Shawn x Raymond ideas so I’ll just do it anyways

[terapsina]

Your favorite ship involving an Actually Good Relationship with Healthy Communication and Much Adorableness!

[chris-in-the-headlights]

“PDA in the office Raymond, my, my.”

I can’t be the only one who thought of that

[dannydevitosthiccdog]

What does it say about me if, when watching any series with a gay couple I lose my ever loving shit about them?

Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozner

Ballister and Ambrosius

Runaan and Ethari

Janai and Amaya

Annika and Neha (the Duren Queens)

Aziraphale and Crowley

There was a DND one shot I was playing with a NPC lesbian couple and by the end of it I was their best man??

[edwins-fangirl]

Me when someone says they don’t like B99

[fic-rambles]

Who I write for

I will add more as I go as well.

Gendry Waters (Baratheon)

Podrick Payne

Tormund Giantsbane

Kevin Ryan

Javier Esposito

Jake Sersin

Bob Floyd

Frenchie

Cregan Stark

Travis wheatley

Ryan (Yellowstone)

Tsu'tey

Gambit

Charles Xavier

Erik Lehnsherr

Raymond Smith

Halsin

Harvey Specter

Happy Lowman

Rio

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Cecilia

[feal-the-grinch]

This AU's been in my docs for at least a year, and I thought it might be funny to post the little headcanons and incorrect quotes I have for it ! It's really not a lot, but it makes me laugh every time (seeing Rosa and Gina bicker is very enjoyable, in my opinion). I'll probably never write a fanfiction about it, but I may come back to add or change little bits of this post over time.

Hope some of you will enjoy it (and see the vision) !

In a Dianetti childhood “enemies” to friends to lovers! AU where Rosa and Gina went to middle school together (with the rest of B99) and, at first, hated each other:

Headcanons

Gina never once called Rosa “ugly” or whatever word like that, because no matter how she was angry at Rosa, she always recognized that the girl was beautiful in every way. 

Young! Rosa says mean things as a defense mechanism when she feels like someone is coming too close to her.

When they were little, Gina and Rosa couldn’t stand to be together in the same room, though they had to. Yet, even when they didn’t have to be, they searched each other.

They practiced and became very good at comebacks after all the years spent throwing punchlines at each other.

Progressively, the animosity that existed between them disappeared, and after one random summer, they willingly spent time with each other, in and out of school. 

Gina fell first and realized first. However, she didn’t think her feelings were right, perhaps not because of what her peers would think, but because of self-rooted issues, so she stayed silent about them (or maybe her dad was a homophobic jerk who instilled in her that she would be judged negatively by others, and that they might choose not to be around her anymore because of that).

Rosa took her time, and even when she realized it, she didn’t want to believe it. She denied it.

“I feel like there is more to you than what you let anyone see. And I wanna stay close to see it, to see what happens when you finally accept that part of you.”

Incorrect quotes to show the vibes 

Rosa, walking into a room: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Gina, out of breath: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

/

Gina: I’m quick at math. 

Rosa: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 

Gina: 24. 

Rosa: That wasn’t even close. 

Gina : But it was quick.

/

Gina: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Rosa: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Gina: Buzzzzz. Hum, the buzzer says you’re wrong.

/

Rosa: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Gina: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Rosa: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

/

Gina: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Rosa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Gina: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Rosa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

/

Gina: Hey, are you okay? 

Rosa: Yeah. 

Gina: You don't look okay... 

Rosa: Then stop looking.

/

Gina: Rosa is playing hard to get. 

Gina: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

/

Rosa: I have issues. 

Gina: Finally, you admit it! So, the first step to redemption is accept- 

Rosa: With you.

/

Rosa: This is getting embarrassing. 

Gina: Getting? We’re already there!

/

Gina: If we lose, you’re out of the will. 

Rosa: I was in the will? You have a will ? 

/

Raymond and Kevin, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. 

Amy: Good afternoon! 

Jake: Hi. 

Rosa: Hello. 

Charles: Hey! 

Kevin: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 

Terry: Sorry, I tried to stop them.

Gina: Sorry not sorry, we were out of Doritos!

[academiagaymess]

Is there people out there still taking Brooklyn 99 commission ? (Mostly Rosa Diaz 😅) Rewatching the show and need help with my feelings

Gifts not mine

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt Characters: McClane "Mac" Peralta, Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Additional Tags: Halloween, Halloween Heists (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Trick or Treating, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 5 of It's Just a Bunch of Halloween Fics Summary:

“It’s only fair for us to be in pairs again this year. That way Amy and I can both participate and still take Mac out for his first time trick-or-treating.”

Mac perked up when his dad said his name. He was sitting on the floor, playing with his Transformers, while his parents talked on their iPad to his aunts and uncles about something. He was trying to be good and quiet while they were talking, but it had been forever and he was bored.

“Why bother? We always turn on each other in the end. Besides, it’s not our fault you’re breeders.”

Mac doesn't really know what's going on, but first there's candy, and then his parents disappear, and then he gets to hang out with Cheddar. Jake and Amy learn a lesson about parenting; Captain Raymond Holt is suspicious.

[cheddarch]

Went to the public library and there was a whiteboard of random words that you make haikus with and I made one about Holt x Kevin

[piperslovebot]

Dianetti is endgame. I don’t make the rules.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

...Oh my God, now I’m totally getting on a roll with this Top Gun x B99 headcanon...

- Iceman and Holt would be great acquaintances (Holt would never call anyone his “best friend”, that term’s entirely too childish)

- Ice and Maverick would have dinner with Holt and Kevin every time they’re in new York (Mav thinks they’re a little weird in terms of their dry sense of humour,, but he likes them enough)

- When Ice and Maverick come to the 99th precinct to visit Holt one day, Maverick meets Jake and Jake suddenly has a new Man Crush/Hero

- Amy, Ice and Holt have a groupchat where they talk about their husbands

- Maverick and Jake have groupchat with Charles where they all just constantly send memes to each other

- Maverick and Terry also bond and text each other about their dumb grown-up kids (Mav and the Daggers, Terry and the squad)

[cocomoraine]

i've lost two dads this year.

[annoyingvoidzombie]

We Lost On Of The Best, You’ll Be Missed 💔😭

[frenchtoastwithabaconsmile]

yeah no, im hopping onto the kevin x holt program with no return, i love them SOSOSO MUCH.