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Finally put together the whole set
#lego botanical collection#personal#these are so fun to do#i have another set waiting#yes that's a roku remote in the jar#also a headband and a silk hair tie#keeps the cats from eating them
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i have come here to personally thank you for giving me more than i asked for 🙏🏻 i am utterly grateful like IDJFKDKKFODOD 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️ it made me so happy the last doodle has my heart he is so cute i will eat him
also there is a DROUGHT out there for us noritoshi fans like im living on CRUMBS its insane and omg dont even talk to me abt how it feels like to be a kashimo and ino lover (altho they are getting a bit more love now) my nori is still underrated :/ sooo hence im asking ur hand in friendship and in exchange i promise to share my hcs with you abt nori my sweet lil meow meow we're in this together 💪🏻💪🏻
also since its October, do you think he likes horror movies? i feel like he can withstand gory movies but its the jumpscares that get him and he wont tell u he's scared when u watch one with jumpscares owkfkdkd imagine him hiding his face against ur shoulder or something 😭😭😭 (i used to do that with my dad when we watched horror movies and i used to be like im not scared😤😤 when he asked if i was lmfao thats where this hc stemmed from)
N. NORITOSHI HIDING IN YOUR SHOULDER OR SUPPRESSING HIS REACTIONS TO THE JUMPSCARES....... WAS IT AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION TO USE YOU TO HIDE??????? WAS IT BUILT UP TRUST????? DID HE GROW USED TO HOLDING ONTO YOU WHEN HE GETS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS VALUABLES SAFE????????? WAS IT A MOMENT WHERE HIS MIND JUST INSTINCTIVELY GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE WANTED TO PROTECT/BE PROTECTED BY???????? OH MY FUCK.
he's probably used to gore and gritty stuff like that since he sees it often being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. not to mention his technique is literally blood. maybe he's desensitized to gore films, the most you'll get from him is a disgusted scowl.
BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HIS EYE OPENED WHEN HANAMI SHOWED UP BEHIND HIM. YOURE SO FUCKING FR ABT JUMPSCARES. Noritoshi is that guy who wouldn't scream or yelp but gasp really loudly and jump out of his skin.
i feel like they get him most in horror because of the music building up anticipation. if its one of those fake outs where the jumpscare comes a bit after, he's fucked UP. It makes him instantly miffed, as he tries to regain his composure. He swears he's not usually like this, it got him by surprise is all..!
Noritoshi is the type that'd only watch a horror movie if the story is rich and complex. He's the type of guy to like open endings that make you think.. if it's a guilty pleasure movie where all the protags make stupid decisions, he gets annoyed right off the bat.
He's groaning and complaining about how imbecile the characters are, but would still watch it with you because you personally invited him. If he's lucky you could fall asleep on his shoulder or [insert movie cliche here] how could he pass that up? But Noritoshi wouldn't be able to focus on you if he gets twice as annoyed because its a bad movie + jumpscares. it still startles him, but the movie is so terrible, he's embarrassed it got him, especially in front of you!!!
if you get involved and you tell him to quiet down, Noritoshi would shift his focus towards you. like that awkward guy who thinks he's being smooth and lowkey about how he cuddles up next to you. He wants to be the tough guy who's shoulder you can hide in, and he is!! just not.. with jumpscares.......
#noritoshi#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi kamo x reader#merry october#sO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE AGAIN WDYM OCTOBERS ALMOST OVER FUKC SO THESE OCTOBER POSTS WILL LEAK INTO NOVEMBER. AHA.#FAM I WAS SPITBALLIN SO HARD W THE WRITING BUT FUCK IT OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT#ty back for the cat noritoshi idea btw. ill love you forever#the way i fell off my chair and scrambled to read the rest of this ask was insane. friendship.? im so awkward but i'll be here for u homie#i love noritoshi headcanons..#i eat them up like candy...#.... my cult member is moving up the unspoken ranks i made up while making this cult.....#as for ino and kashimo. i dont know much about them.#but i like the bits i do know! i like ino's energy.... he reminds me of an excitable puppy from what ive seen..#i may draw more characters if i grow obsessed. i mean infatuated. or if they make noritoshi look good.#or if you do a damn good job at convincing me#but unfortunately. i was persuaded into a blood pact with my second in command to wait for the anime to finish then watch it with him then.#back to nori though. we are definitely together in this. i fucking understand the drought. pinterest keeps giving me geto#and yes. hes good too. BUT NOT THE MEOW MEOW I'M SCAVANGING FOR#THATS NOT MY STUCK UP BABYGIRL WHO'D SCOWL AT ME FOR PRONOUNCING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WRONG....#btw peep the orange for pumpkins or something#happy halloween my awesome cult#null rot
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shuichi and kirie waaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAH
#someone take me away from uzumaki#i keep rereading parts just for them#RHRGJHH#RAGGHHHF#RARARARARARARA#i need that uzumaki animated short series#i need to eat it#g..give it to me#i’m clawing at the WAAAAALLLLSSS#hand it OVER#I NEEEEEED IIIIIT#i need to see my two precious cats#i need to see them animated#i cant keep living off of the teasers we have#take your time but also please feed me im goingto starve#guh…#uzumaki#junji ito
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demon dandelion sprite hybrid niko come home and be the main antag of season two
#like you can’t tell me that wouldn’t be the goddamn most coolest evilest villain combo ever#she went from sweet baby girl to ‘let me consume people and feed off of so much of their energy their bones disintegrate’#like the whole first bit of the season the gangs like “damn these ghosts keep saying something ate them but their bones are gone”#and then we get a dramatic niko reveal at the end of the episode to ‘is anybody home?’ by our lady peace#I’m too powerful I’m cooking up an au and I’m gonna draw it#she can teleport through pentacles#she’d have like super sharp fangs ( venom style ) and her jaw would unhinge and jenny would be like “wtf?? why can you do that??”#“I’m going to eat you now crystal >:]” “… in uh … in uh … what way?”#dead boy detectives#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives season two#niko dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives niko#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace von hoverkraft#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#niko x crystal#jenny green#night nurse#cat king
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Sorry about all the cat posting I am
STRESSED about my idiots
#trying to keep one cat from eating things the other is supposed to have#and then the other looking at me like “why does HE get treats 🥺#Fritz it’s not treats it’s MEDICINE#I love them
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i was right :((
#this sucks actually#basically ive been getting bug bites#from some mystery bug im allergic to#and based on a few things i assumed it was fleas#why else did it keep biting me? it had to have some benefit & i know im not allergic to mosquitoes#+ i knew it couldnt really get to me under my covers#i knew it was small bc the amount of bites increased but i never spotten anything#so fleas#BUT my parent apparently checked my cat for fleas whilst i was at school and found nothing#shes not very likely to get fleas bc she doesnt really get a chance to#she barely interacts with the others bc we have to keep her separate#if we dont one of our cats keeps fighting her#and she hasnt gone into the garden once#i change clothes after getting home usually so its not very likely she got them from those#anyway all this means shes been suffering for a good bit and i didnt figure it out#i did notice something was off#she kept trying to eat a poisonous plant and got really bothersome with it#but i also got that one really recently so i thought it might just be the plant#mine#cats <3#it has to be fleas or some type of mite on my cat
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I really hate how my physical body looks so so so much. unfortunately there isn't much I can do about it.
#ive got fat genetics from both parents families going back generations and ive been trying to lose weight forever#my stupod body likes being fat i can excercise like crazy and eat barely anything and i wont lose anything#i was excercising 2+ hours a day before i got sick and it made me stronger but i.stayed fat. now that im sick im weak and still fat.#and im not the kind of fat anybody can find pretty. if i could somehow not be fat id be decent to look at my face isnt bad#my skin is bad though my skin sucks#in my eyes im disgusting#and its so messed up because i dont think other fat people are gross#but i hate how i look so much that i cant imagine anyone being okay with it#like no matter how kind and understanding and sweet i am to people its never gonna make up for the fact that my body is grossly ugly#and i cant blame anyone for not liking me i get it.#sorry#this is a problem i have#bacause i just usually pretend my body doesnt exist and i wear pretty loose fitting dresses that cover me completely so but#even though i am what i am#sometimes you happen to meet a nice person and they are polite and dont seem disgusted by your existance so then your traitorous brain t#thinks hey maybe this person would be willing to marry us someday if they got to know us. which is so silly becuz theres no way thatd ever#so it makes me sad when i should be happy that a nice person talked to me. yay good job successful friendlyness. but it has to remind me#that i had this expectation from when i was a kid that id marry somone and have at least 3 kids and love my kids and take care of them and#give them everything i needed when i was a kid. and of course that never happened. because i never dated anyone. because people dont just#magically get married out of nowhere. its stupid. so i keep trying to be okay with whatever. but i guess i never stopped wanting a family.#which we know im aroace now so. i need to stop. but my brain is always bothering me about this.#why can't i just accept that no one will ever love me. why cant i be happy that they dont?#ive got cats#someday i will have irl friends again#sorry i think everything would be so much easier if i was just#this isnt a problem with an easy solutiom#i guess im gonna try to do the useless excercises again because at least it will look like im trying even though nothing will change
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my life has improved 1000% because my mom got me several Appliances for my soon birthday
#my old rice cooker didnt work well at all so she replaced it#and she got me a lovely vaccuum because i mentioned my roommate's doesnt work anymore#and she got me an air fryer because she likes them#i struggle to eat well. it's something i am always working on#it means a lot when people try to make it easier#the vacuum isnt included in that but nonetheless deeply wanted because my cats are SO bad at keeping litter in the box#but yeah. food is sisyphean to me but perhaps tomorrow night i have air fried chicken and rice from rice cooker....
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making espresso and watering my plants on sunday mornings for the rest of my life is going to heal parts of me
#we got a lot of ferns that need like weekly watering so it will be a sunday morning activity#but also im afraid i should be doing other things to keep them alive#never could have plants bc apollo will obsessively eat them but now theyre all hanging from the ceiling#need plant tips lol#also we made sure we got all nontoxic plants since we know apollo will eat fallen leaves before we have any idea what happened#in case anyone was concerned#the only exception is jeff really wanted a pothos and we put it in the shower bc apollo literally never goes in there#and the shower curtain keeps it like walled off from the cat#i dont think he even knows its in there#he mostly likes the ferns for eating lmao#i want indoor flowers and a kitchen herb garden too but def need tips#also need propogation tips lol#t#plant care#houseplants
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It reminds me of what now
#stardew valley#guys I think my character is planning to eat the cat#I forgot that the like thing was for the stardrop descriptions lmao#keep your cats away from me#I will eat them
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will never not be pissed off and also baffled by outdoor cat owners who, instead of actually listening to concerns about the safety of their cats, will just boldly state shit like this as if it isn't horrifying:
"yeah i just let my Half Blind cat out to wander around where theres cars and wild animals and cruel people but he isnt hurting birds !" Shit like this should count as neglect and abuse and I'm not exaggerating in the least. this doesn't even take into account weather and disease and all the other factors you're also exposing your cat too I just don't understand how people can say stuff like this proudly.
And this is said in response to people taking home cats they find out on the street and like I understand not wanting to lose your cat but if you're not fucking taking care of it IDGAF!!!!!! WAH WAH YOU CAN'T CLOSE A DOOR OR INVEST IN A CAT HARNESS OR PLAY WITH YOUR CAT then don't get a fucking cat!!!!!!
#And yes if your cat needs outdoor time and is a former outdoor cat etc you CAN walk your cat!!!!!!#You literally can walk them!!! it's fun and easy to do it's not limited to just dogs!#this way you can supervise your cat and keep them off the road and keep them away from eating/hunting shit they shouldnt#its not anymore expensive than any other toys or supplies you should be getting for your cat#animal abuse#outdoor cats
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someone remind me when i get paid next week that i *need* to buy another cat tree for my boy cause omg i love him but he is being an absolute pain in my ass everytime i try and sit at my desk now
#used to keep a small cat tree by my desk for this reason#he could lay in it and look outside and be close to me#without being in my face about it#but i had to toss is cause the scratching post were pretty much slaughtered to the point of uselessness#but he kept using them anyways which just made a huge mess#but now that its gone he now just sits on the floor by my chair meowing sadly at me until i either let him on my lap (can't see the screen)#or i clear off the entire left side of my desk so he can sit up there (where my i keep my notebook im copying from/food im eating)
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More HFTH doods :D most of this page was done on an Airplane so. Like. Pardon the messiness :)
#moth is my fav doodle on this page actually I think moth looks awesome#especially moths tattoo!! it looks banger!!#tho the Olivier one is a close second#they need to sleep for 16 hours straight and then eat a full meal and maybe that’d fix them (projecting)#also that doodle#was very much inspired by me. Missing My Cat. I missed her#cause I was visiting family#and I missed her napping with me :( but that just means that I get to project onto Olivier and say that#the ONLY way they sleep well is when there’s someone/something with them#like nimbus and Moth (that one is CANON AND IM THRILLED!!!!!!)#spoilers for ep 71 from this tag on!!!#BUT AGH IM SO UPSET THEY DIDNT KEEP NIMBUS!!!!! FUCK.#THAT IS OLIVIERS ESA WHY CANT THEU BE HAPPY#none of that is canon I’m just insane#remy rambles#hello from the hallowoods#hello from the Hallowoods fanart
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Was going to go to cat cafe today but my allergies are bad this morning and if i combine that w my cat allergies i might combust
#the only thing keeping me from having multiple cats is this allergie#and the fact my dog would try to eat them#mine post
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Birds ?
Love em
Have 2 budgies
My advice ?
Dont get a bird
#i just spent an hour and a half cleaning their cages and my legs HURT#they are MENACES and they WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS#and they make SUCH A MESS#but i would literally die for my birds#whenever i see a bug and i wanna go hide downstairs my first thought is#what if it gets near the birds i dont want that thing near my birds#if you do get a bird do research#be prepared BEFORE going to get one#birds need BIG BIG cages to fly and frolick#they need toys that you swap and move around every so often#my birds like mirrors so maybe one of those#make sure they get fruits and vegetables eating only seeds is unhealthy#if your bird wont eat fruit/veggies get pellets that have the vitamins#they need a cuttlebone to keep their beak from getting too long#and you can use sandpapery feeling things to put on perchs so their claws get manicured too#birds are loud and they will fly dont yell at them for doing it#seriously dont clip your birds wings its very stressful#if you do too much its essentially like declawing a cat#you can do a little bit if you REALLY need to#but if they arent in any harm from flying then leave their wings alone#im very anti-clipping but will excuse it if its for the birds safety#also dont touch the birds wings or backs to pet them#that will arouse them#if you wanna pet the bird give gentle scritchies on the head#and you can also gently touch their bellies#mostly to urge them to step on your finger#some birds dont wanna be touched and thats fine#you can be close by; talk to it; give treats; that kinda stuff to bond#speaking of treats id probably give them millet like once a week#and obviously after doing something stressful or to train them to do something
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Me, opening up a packet of the stuff the vet gave me: “I hope this probiotic powder doesn’t put my cat off his food. Can’t really help with his digestion issues if he doesn’t eat it”
I spill some because my hands can have problems with stability
My cat: *licks the stuff up like a kid who just discovered what powdered sugar was*
Me: “is this flavored?”
My cat: begs me for more powder and momentarily forgets his food
Me: “this has to be flavored”
#emma posts#sometimes him getting excited about new flavors for kitties is good#but other times his love of flavor exploration will lead him to eating a food he’s allergic to#and I can’t figure out what he’s reacting to right away because he just keeps eating the thing that makes his tummy hurt#at least I stop using things I realize cause allergic reactions#you’d think a little guy who doesn’t even know what allergies are would be even more off put by them#he’s so finicky about so many random things! but he loves new foods. especially more expensive ones. and that food was more expensive#this time he is getting a food for upset hairball tummies and has been enjoying it more than his old stuff too#I just hope that him traveling back and forth between his old food at my parents house and new food here causes problems#his old man tummy is getting more sensitive than it used to be and he’s getting a different food now… hopefully. and vitamins while he gets#these probiotics to hopefully make the change easier. I don’t want to jinx it but so far it seems to be really helpful#he hasn’t even gotten one hairball since starting the hairball food! and he loves his new vitamin treats#hopefully he’ll keep doing well with the old kitty vitamin treats#I want him to get his old man vitamins#even if he’s super healthy for his age. it’s good not to get worse!#i would know. as someone who dealt with not eating enough from medication side effects#I’m better now though! I switched meds and take more vitamins just in case#anyway. eating food is important for humans and kitties if you can get it it’s important!#and if your cat doesn’t get or absorb enough food they could get permanent damage to their bodies. never let your cat go more than three#days without food! try to make sure that they eat at least every 12 hours#they might not need as much food as you. but they can get a lot sicker a lot faster than humans usually do#I can ramble on and on about cat health though �� I just love my little guy so much#combo of better food formulated for hairballs and not giving him an allergic reaction with the probiotics too seems to be helping a lot#i knew cheap food wasn’t usually quite as good as the slightly more expensive stuff but holy shit. since moving out and now switching food#it’s been going so well for him! maybe I should ask my family to change the other cats food. I just hope that an extra 9$ a bag isn’t#off putting for them. i feel like fewer hairballs should be a great selling point
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