#keeping this forever i'm so srs

[onlykiwi]

thinking about when i went to a skz concert and Jisung randomly pulled up with a cover of youngblood and my soul actually left me that day

[fisheito]

This was my introduction to bunny waiter eiden,which warrants a cut because I'm me🫢😑😐

I wuz screaMun because ppl weRE FAST ON THAT SHITE the dash was lighting up with eiden intimacy room details and i was Aghast LIKE NO!!! I CANNOT LOOK UPON YE .

I must RUN INTO TH3 QI LALAPP .APP. POSTHASTE

Oh got THERE HE IS . DIVERGENT DREAM? PLEASE ohhh look he's doing magic tricks just like he was just showing off to kuya in sleepless fun fair awww the continuity!!!-----

SHUT UPPPP I AGREE WITH YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺😭

So I FINISH READING the chapters that are released and i get to the Battle stages and OhMo what's this i see

Multiplier?+?+?+++!!!

Ohhhkaaaaayy that means i have to roll for eidento get my max rewards NoOooo;;; he's always eluded me I'm gonna lose all my comtracts qnd BE EMOTIONALLY CRUSHED 3 YEARS IN A ROW (ノД｀)ノ eiden PleaSe come to me i want your furniture my floors are barren i am in desperate need of chairs for my tables and your little nightstand of beverages PLEQSE. I HAVE SO MUCH OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD. PLEASE.

PSPSSPSPPSPSSPSPSPPSSPS

GasP NO...ITCANTBE!!!!

>?! In THE FIRST 20 PULLS. wsit who are u protecting what is the story behind your line--

MY NEW FURNITURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL BLESSED GENEROUS EIDEN MWAH I ML OVOE U

now. what are you. Are you going to help me in battle what's your deal

Light guardian!!! That's cool!! Don't have a light guardian in my battle roster!!

Wtf is going on!!!!! This doesnt look like a set of pure guardian skills!@!!! WHATEVER! IT'S FINE! IT'S EVEN BETTER, ACTUALLY BECAUSE I DOUBT ANY REGULAR GUARDIAN CAN OUTCLASS SR MORVAY ANYWAY

Hmmm...... does that mean i won't really need this eiden for most battles? Morv has been carrying me and idk if it's worth it to build eiden to 3 stars because i only have 1 of him... that would cost a LOT of memory shards... :/

BUT EVERY EIDEN HAS BEEN SOOOO USEFUL UPON RELEASE. I CANNOT MISS OUT ON HIM THIS TIME!!!

CRYSTALS FOR YOU, .YMY LIEGE 🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴 . Did i just drop the 5400 memory crystals I've been saving for years oh whatever i still have SOMe left

WAughH i NEED TO LEVEL HIM NOW I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL NEED HIM IN BATTLE BUT I NEED TO BUILD HIM *NOW*

MUST REACH MINIMUM TIER 6 SPECIAL ABILITY!!!!! I CAN (PROBABLY) AFFORD THAT MUCH I CAN BUILD HIM MORE WHEN I ACTUALLY USE HIM IN BATTLEA AA A A A AAAAAAAAAA WHER E IS MY GOLD I NEED COIN

AND NOW FOR THOSE INTIMQCYROOM BUFFS

Aaahhhh..... eiden is now the default face once i enter the Intimacy Rooms..... yes, this feels proper. Arrival of the king. Positioned Where he rightfully belongs.

Oh Glorb I FORGOT THAT GIFTING EIDEN PORTRAITS DOESNY USE ANY POINTS LET'S GOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEE

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SALTED AND SEASONED I nEED TO HEAR HIS 18 SECOND ORGASM NOISE (<- so the legends say.idk. i never counted. I should count now. what The FriauK wAS TGAT SQUEAK)

How did it only take ~200 portrsits to unlock all 5 rooms what have i been hoarding for why didn't the other eidens come to me SIR I'M KEEPING YOUR FAVE SNACKS IN MY PANTRY FOREVER SO YOU'LL BE ENTICED TO VISIT. EIDEN YOU'RE KILLING ME IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM FOR MY OWN SNACKS BECAUSE YOURS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE--!!

5-room-buffed now. BReathes. ok. Fine, we're good. We're o k ay. I cant watch the rooms yet, though. Not until the full event is released. I need to know everything before i dive in. AAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINALLY HAVE AN EIDEN AT TIME OF RELEASE!!!!! A CURRENT EIDEN!!! HE IS WITH ME AND I'M NOT BANKRUPT! WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

..nd this is me after that whirlwind of emotion, which all happened in <10 minutes

Eiden put me in some sort of trance

Whe4rn am i.?

Why are my coffers empty

[backtothe99]

(18Trip Translation) Tao Kinouchi SR: Melting Sweet - Superstitions, Truth, and Chocolate!

proofread by jellyfish_apple, 463ce6, azurecrystalz and niri

Part 1

Location: HAMA House Living Room

Tao: I’m back… Whew.

Tao: (The whole world’s in a Valentine’s mood. Though it’s a little different from the kind I know.)

Toi: Welcome back, Tao-kun. Do you have a minute?

Tao: Oh, Toi-san. I’ve got all the time in the world. Did you need something?

Toi: Y-Yeah. I-I need a favor, actually…

Toi: I was thinking of working up the courage to make some chocolate for Valentine’s Day this year…

Toi: Um! Once I’ve finished it… C-Could I ask you to give it to Chii-sama for me…!?

Tao: Me? You don’t want to give it to Chihiro yourself?

Toi: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I couldn’t possibly do something so embarrassing and disrespectful!! Also, the thought of it might keep me up at night, no matter how Chii-sama reacts…!!

Toi: But you’re good friends with him, so I thought I could ask you to do it for me… Um. I’m sorry if I’m asking for too much.

Tao: I mean, Chihiro’s my roommate, and we do get along well…

Tao: (But he’d probably…)

Tao: … Oh, I know.

Tao: Ev3ns are scheduled for a concert on Valentine’s Day, so how does taking that chance to give him the chocolate in-person sound?

Toi: G-Giving it to him in-person…!? That sort of thing is impossible for me…!

Tao: I think Chihiro would be happier that way.

Toi: Really…?

Tao: Yeah. I’m saying this as his good friend, so you can count on it. Probably.

Toi: …

Toi: … Okay. I’ll give it a try, then.

Toi: Thank you, Tao-kun…!! I’ll do my bestest to give my chocolate to Chii-sama!

Tao: I’m glad I could be of help.

[Toi leaves]

Tao: (… Chocolate huh? I've heard people in this era buy chocolates for themselves too… Talk about times changing.)

Tao: (Pretty sure back in my time we didn’t even have that “Reverse chocolate” thing.)

Tao: (Well, I only ever received chocolates out of obligation, and even that took courage, 'cause you’d end up being teased for it.)

Tao: (Thinking about it like that, it’s probably a good thing that it’s so easy to give chocolate to anyone and everyone now.)

Part 2

Location: Special Ev3ns Live

Tao: Thank you so much for coming today! This was the best Valentine’s Day ever!

[Fans cheering]

Chihiro: From here on out we’ll be havingggg… Talk Time with Chii and Co.! Line up here if you wanna participate~! We’ll talk with everyone in order, so no need to push☆

Tao: (Oh, Toi-san…)

Toi: …

Tao: (He looks really nervous. I guess it’s actually embarrassing for a fan to give chocolate to an idol they admire?)

Tao: (I’ll go check on him, since my turn is up later.)

-

Tao: Toi-san, are you really okay with not lining up to talk to Chihiro? You were going to give him your chocolate, weren’t you?

Toi: I-I was! But I’m really nervous…! What if I mess something up…?

Tao: It’s okay, he’ll definitely be happy to see you. I can guarantee that, so do your best.

Toi: … O-Okay! I’ll do my best, then…!

-

[Toi walks up to Chihiro]

Chihiro: Oh, Toi-nya! Did you come to see Chii live? I’m so happy you’re here!

Toi: Y-Yes!! Um, here! I'm dedicating this chocolate to you to thank you for being born into this world, Chii-sama…!

Chihiro: This is for Chii? Wow, thanksiiiieees!! The wrapping is super-duper cutieful too! What do I doooo, I’m literally on cloud nine right now~!!

Chihiro: Chii is super lucky to have someone like you stanning him, Toi-nya~♪

Toi: …! I’m happy that it made you happy, Chii-sama…! I’ll keep supporting you forever!

-

[Toi walks back to Tao]

Toi: I did it… I did it, Tao-kun! I managed to give Chii-sama my chocolate…!!

Toi: So, um… Thank you for giving me the push I needed, Tao-kun!

Tao: No need to thank me. You had that courage within you all along.

Tao: (Valentine’s Day sure is nice in this era. No matter what kinda chocolate you give, there’s no doubt the person receiving it will be happy.)

Tao: (… I’m sure it’ll be a good way to give back for the chocolates I’ll get, so I’ll do my best in the upcoming shows, too.)

-

Location: HAMA House Rooster Room

Chihiro: Let’s try this chocolate next~ OMG, the decorations on it are sooo cutie~!

Chihiro: Mmm, delish! This one isss… from that famous store that was all the buzz he other day! I’ve always wanted to give it a try~! *Nom, nom*…

Tao: He’s off in his own chocolate world… I gotta eat the chocolates I got too, including the Chief’s.

Tao: Man, I seriously am grateful for them, but if I eat them all I might end up with a nosebleed, so I have to come up with a proper plan…

Chihiro: A nosebleed? Why?

Tao: Huh? What’d you mean, why… They say that, don’t they? That you’ll get a nosebleed if you eat too many chocolates.

Chihiro: Hrm~~?? Chii’s never heard of that before… Gonna look it up real quick~

Chihiro: Found it. Hmmm~ Looks like this was a popular superstition back in the day.

Tao: Huh. A superstition!?!?

Tao: (The heck. Everyone believed it…!!)

Tao: (Does that mean that a lot of the stuff I’m sure is common sense is actually a bunch of superstitions!? Like how your bones will melt if you drink too many carbonated drinks…!)

Chihiro: …? What’s up? You look like your tummy’s upset. Did you eat too many chocolates?

Tao: … I just thought that the passage of time is seriously scary.

Chihiro: ?? What are you talking about? You’re such a weirdo, TaoTao~!

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Rook Hunt - Ceremonial Robes Voice Lines

Summon Line: A proper occasion calls for proper preparations.

Groooovy!!: I could gaze upon your dignified profile forever.

Home: A tense air can sometimes work wonders.

Swap Looks: Fufu, this tension is fantastic.

Home Idle 1: I feel so dignified and mysterious when garbed in these ceremonial robes... Mmm, I just can't get enough of this sensation!

Home Idle 2: I find the distinguished silence in the Mirror Chamber to be utterly breathtaking! Every inch of this school is absolutely beautiful.

Home Idle 3: Ah, it seems it took some time to get ready to go. However, I will be standing next to Vil as his Vice Housewarden, so I cannot afford to not look my best.

Home Idle - Login: I myself was just thinking how grand it would be to run into you. What a coincidence! Or perhaps this is fate?

Home Idle - Groovy: Could you tell that I smell differently than usual? Today, I'm wearing perfume. Smells nice, does it not?

Home Tap 1: Right now, I intend on adhering to decorum much stricter than I usually do. There is beauty in carrying myself so, as well.

Home Tap 2: These robes would make it easier to blend into the night. Fufufu.

Home Tap 3: There may be beauty one is born with, but beauty attained through sheer, hard work is a force to be reckoned with. Wouldn't you agree?

Home Tap 4: Hey, the makeup around your eyes has smudged a little and is detracting from your full beautiful potential. If you'd like, I could fix it for you.

Home Tap 5: Oh dear, if you keep messing around like that, my robes will be all in disarray. Please do behave yourself now.

Home Tap - Groovy: I'll freshen you up with some makeup that'll suit you even more. Now, what color would best suit your eyes...?

Requested by Anonymous.

[vee-isaweirdartist]

Hey uh! I'm not a very good artist but I have this EXE or Entity called Knucklebreaker, It's an entity that torments mostly KNUCKLES, but I don't have any lore and my drawing isn't exactly that good, but could you give lore and maybe a redesign? (if you can, if not sorry for annoying you) The design is Sonic but there's like a big crack in his eyes and his arms are very long and he has Knuckles' hands (sorry for pestering you)

Hmm,, usually, I wouldn't just hand out designs like that,,

BUT YOU SAID REDESIGN SO I DELIVERED.

sorry for taking this long, cough cough, allow me to speak it's lore ☝🏻

INSTEAD of an entity obsessed with some sort of game yada yada, this entity lives within the very world of Sonic & Co! Knucklebreaker being the name it has chosen to plant horror and fear in the echidna civilization since ancient times.

Knucklebreaker is an ancient Spirit known for choosing ferocious warriors as it enemy, rather prey and when it found the echidnas, oh it was delighted. However, as much as this entity decorated itself with bones and quills and had its territory filled to the brim with echidna corpses, The echidnas never faltered, and after generations fighting Knucklebreaker was caught and sealed away in a cave far deep below the earth under Angel island, a rock and a lot of the Echidnas very own magic and seals keeping it under control.. but that wouldn't last forever.

Knuckles found the cave on a exploration, a usual activity he does once a month or twice if his guardian duties get too boring or Sonic didn't fuck up nothing for the whole month. The fact he could find about those echidnas before him was exciting! Collars and helmets and crowns from many generations decorating this mural filled to the brim with the echidna sigils.. and all it took was one touch.

One, miserable touch.

The sigils lit up, the rock started shattering.. and a deep, unsettling laugh formed itself, as the shadows materialized into a body, breathing heavily as a predator would do before starting a chase.

"OHOHOHOOOO Is it GOOD to be back.. And you just signed your doom little pup!"

Corny ahh fucker

and now Knuckles has his own personalized demon who blames him for deaths he didn't even have control over, wont let him sleep, and it's essentially that one scene of Scar playing with his food<33 But, if he can't endure it and just take the little breaks to learn how to trap or destroy this entity.. his friends could be in danger. Knuckles knows that.

Sleep isn't a need anyways right now

"..I just don't want them to suffer."

anyways enjoy your bb I hope you like it I dunno but srs sorry for taking long please appreciate this little pesky being of chaos and bloodlust and remember that practice makes the master! Never stop creating<33

[empressgeekt]

Trolls - Parental Guidance (Brozone's Parents part 1) Backstory.

Okay this will be a post on my headcanons and backstory for Brozone's parents, and extend family. I'm naming them Jubilee (mom) and Branch Sr. (yes, i headcanon that Branch is named after his father). How they lived, how they fell in love, how they started how they died.....yeah this is going to tear jerker. First it's going to be a backstory post, and then I'll make a what if they survived post, set it FOF based on the vote I put out a few days ago.

Let's start with everyone's favorite grandma! Rosiepuff! In her younger years she worked as a seamstress while running a card playing ring on the side. She fell in love with one of the local baker's boys as a teenager, and they were married young. Her husband was a deep ocean blue troll with bright indigo hair, and pale eyes, named Johnathan. Together they built their family in the mid-branches of the trolls tree, and had two girls. Jubilee and Lotus. Jubilee was the older daughter, and shared many similarities with her father, both physically and personality wise. They both loved music, Johnathan playing an old acoustic guitar while Jubilee sang, and sharing dreams of escaping the tree, finding somewhere out there was that safe. They were happy family.

Until Johnathan was killed working on the escape tunnels. It was the first attempt at escape in years and Johnathan was going to make sure it was going to happen. However, the trolls in charge of the tunnel design didn't really know what they were doing and eventually there was a cave in. Johnathan died fighting for his family's freedom. Jubilee was only 12 and her life changed forever. She stopped singing and her Daddy's guitar was left to gather dust, from then on she was determined not to lose anyone else. She kept up with escape plans and always made sure the pod was ready for a disaster, she never went out to parties or concerts. Lotus' relationship with her crumbled, as they both entered teen years as they clashed from Lotus being more a free-spirit that didn't want Jubilee's protection, calling her crazy. Rosiepuff did her best to keep her family together, but there was only so much she could do, Johnathan was always better at fixing fights. She gave Lotus the space she thought was needed and tried to Jubilee to enjoy her life a little.

"Mama! How could i think about enjoying my life when I might not even have it by next year! I need to keep you an Lotty safe, make sure Daddy's life meant something!"

"Jubilee! Don't you say that. You're Daddy may not have gotten out like he always dreamed, but that didn't mean his life meant nothing. His life meant you, me and Lotus. He had something more important then freedom from this dang cage, he had love. That's all I want for you junebug."

Let's jump to the other side of the family tree for a second.

Branch Sr. was born an only child to Norma Tigerlily and Dorian Meadowlark. Their family lived in the lower branches of the troll tree due to a lack of income, and were at further risk of getting snatched. Their home wasn't all that happy. In the beginning, it was okay. There was always this sort of underlying tension between his parents, due to them having differing beliefs, his father being a strict traditionalist worried about how they appear to others, while his mother was more internally minded only really worrying about how actions will effect the family's wellbeing. However, usually this conflict would remain in the back ground, until Branch Sr.'s first day of school. The day goes fine for the most part, all trollings, whether from the tree top or lower Branches attend the same school, so everyone of his peers were present. Including one little, Jubilee.

Music class always started with a singing test, just to see where each trolling was, it wasn't even that necessary since most trollings could instinctually sing. Jubilee had been a perfect example that day, her voice was stunning, and Branch Sr. couldn't take his eye off her, already in love without knowing what it was. But at his turn...Well...lest just say the teacher and his peers were less impressed, while the picture frame shattered. Branch Sr. couldn't sing....and from there things took a down hill turn for him. After all, a troll who couldn't sing, was hardly a troll at all.

Tensions raised in Branch Sr.'s home, his parents continuing to fight. His father wanting to continue singing lessons in the hopes his son could be remotely "normal", and not put the rest of them in danger. While his mother was more supportive trying to help her son express himself in other ways, she teaches him guitar and how to dance. Both of which Branch Sr. excels at.

When he turns five tragedy strikes again. After a particularly bad blow up between his folks, Branch Sr. runs from the pod and hides in a knot in the bark, what he forgot was Trollstice was the next day. Branch Sr. wakes up to heavy footsteps and people screaming. He stays curled up in that tree knot for hours, scared to move, and when it's all over...his home is gone. The pink and yellow pod was ripped in half, and no parent comes to his cries and screams.

The next roughly decade and a half is a hard life for Branch Sr. He grows up as a street rat, stealing from market venters for most of his meals and living in the half broken pod. Sometimes the parents in the other low hanging tree branches, would take pity on him and let him in during a storm or give him dinner. However he never stuck around one family for long. They always grew tired of him. He only had one friend, a little orange trolling, by the name Peppy, who was notoriously bullied for his squeamish personality, and massive case of stage fright.

He grows up to have this "se la vi" attitude about life, what's the point of working towards anything if it all ends. The other trolls enjoy his company, simply because he knows how to turn up a party, but he still feels like an outsider since he's never able to join in music. Then one night as young adults, Peppy takes him to a restaurant with a karaoke stage, naturally he is not enjoying it, but he isn't the only one who isn't having fun.

Jubilee was also dragged to the event too, by Princess Daisy (Poppy and Viva's mom), after a day of stocking up on suppiles and making food for the tunnel diggers, rather then sleeping off her hard day of work, her only friend decided to drag her out in to the open for a night of fun. She is also not enjoying the night. This draws the attention of some orange troll with pink hair, who knocks his table partner, and mentions that someone else might be more miserable then him. Jubilee did not take kindly to that, sure she knew the others saw her as a kill joy, but she wasn't going to put up with being picked on in public. Somehow she enters a bet with the Green trolls with pink curls that if she successfully got a round of applause from the crowd then he had to actually pull his weight, rather then just lounge around, and go help in the tunnel construction. She wins the bet rather easily, though she feels sick afterward and goes home.

Branch Sr. did not recognize Jubilee initially, in however when her hesitant, yet stunning voice rings out the venue, he's bewitched. It had been nearly 15 years since he heard that voice...and it was just as beautiful as it had been when they were kids, just more filled out, more mature. He has to see her again, so he doesn't complain when he goes to work on the second tunnel system attempt. Jubliee might be banded from digging, buy she still gives out lunch and supplies to the trolls who can.

By now the miners have stumbled upon old mole tunnels and think they might lead to the outside. Branch Sr. Isn't interested a5 first but Jubilee volunteers behind her mothers back. He goes after her. They get trapped outside of bergen town after falling into a worm hole and while trying to get back to the tree to the seeds of romance begin to blossom. Though it isn't without bumps.

Branch Sr: you know I don't get your over obsessive need to do things perfectly.

Jubilee: im not obsessive! I just have a drive unlike some lazy tree knots here!

Branch sr: I'm not lazy! I just don't see the point of working myself to death when I'm just going to get eaten one day!

Jubliee: if you worked hard to escape then we wouldn't have to worry about that

Branch sr: escape? Escape when?! There have been so many attempts at getting out of that tree! I can count on one hand hiw many have been successful . What's the point!

Jubilee: maybe I'm not fighting for myself! Maybe I'm fighting for my family and for anyone esle who can't! Don't you want to fight for your family!?

B: in case you haven't noticed Missy jubilee I don't have a family!

J: but you could!

B: please no one wants a troll like me.

J: no one wants mister party animal? They call me a party pooper.

B: no one wants someone who can't sing. They call me a freak.

J: then I guess we're not that different...

by the time they find the mole tunnels to get back to the tree, they are structurally unsound. And collapse as the make there way back to the troll made ones. They way to freedom is lost once more, and they return to the tree, though Branch Sr. does ask if they could hang out from time to time. Jubilee says yes, though they both refused to call the hang out dates for a while.

Rosiepuff was a little hesitant at first, but she did approve of the match once she saw Branch Sr. playing guitar and getting her little girl to sing again. Lotus straight up did not approve, and nothing Jubilee or Branch Sr. could do would convince her.

Maybe six months after the whole tunnel incident, Branch Sr. finds an Egg in his hair. They are both terrified. Branch Sr. fears that the baby will be like him and Jubilee is worried about raising a child in the tree. Branch Sr. tries to give her an out by offering to breakup, but Jubilee shuts that down, claiming he isn't the problem! it's the environment they were stuck in. They actually consider possibly getting rid of the egg to protect it from being born in the tree.

However Rosiepuff steps in at that point, "Now I understand that you're scared and you have every right to be. But we've been dealt these cards and we'll make due. If you don't want to raise this munchkin, either leave them with me or the orphanage. Yes this is inconvenient, but this is not a mistake. They're a surprise, and nothing more."

Eventually they decide to keep the baby, and Rosiepuff moves Branch Sr. into their pod, not wanting her grandbaby to be hatched in the half broken pod Branch Sr. had been living in since his parents were taken. John Dory is hatched, happy, healthy, and to his father's relief singing before his first birthday. Since were already living together with a baby, Jubilee just goes ahead and proposes. Might as well make their situation official. While wedding planning, Branch Sr, finds himself pregnant once again, though this time its and internal carrying. It's another surprise, but they can't help but shrug. They have one kid what's one more.

Sadly, while Jubliee and Branch Sr, are building their family, Lotus and Rosiepuff's have been falling apart. Lotus started courting Brook Bell-Blossom, a troll who was rather full of himself, and never treated Branch Sr well due to his lack of a singing voice. Now Rosiepuff could put up with a lot, but she wouldn't have infighting between her daughters and their partners, especially with a baby around. This tension rose until a big fight broke out between Rosiepuff and Lotus, and Lotus left to marry Brook, never contacting her mother or sister again.

Spruce is hatched right before the wedding and both boys are in attendance as their father's best men, along side Peppy who had began to court Princess Daisy. They managed to wait about two years before, Branch Sr, finds another Egg in his hair, and Clay is born. With Floyd coming into the picture two years after Clay, with Jubliee carrying him internally. However while Branch Sr managed to carry the first three to term no problem. Jubliee suffered several complications leading to an early laying and hatching. Floyd was born small, and his parents stayed up many a night making sure he didn't stop breathing with his under developed lungs.

For the next nine years they were a happy family, and each of the boys took after their mother in terms of musical talent, though Floyd did ask Branch Sr to teach him guitar. Then one morning, Jubilee wakes up to an egg in her hair, and even they were like "okay we need to stop". While they were happy to receive a fifth baby, this was a little much.

Sadly however they would never get to meet their youngest. Shortly after the egg detached but before hatching, they get snatched by the chef. Royal Bergen weddings were required to have a troll flavored cake so no one was ready when the cage around the tree was opened. Branch Sr would try to fight off the chef giving Jubilee and john dory the chance to run. Jubilee stuffs her eldest into a tree knot and hands him his youngest siblings egg before going back to trya and save her husband.

...they never come back...

----

Well here's the back story of the brozone parents in my aus. Sorry this took so long to come out. I was trying to figure out the plot, making it cohesive and all that. Hope yall enjoyed, and I will try to make a 'what if post' on how Jubilee and Branch Sr. might have survived from getting taken.

[sketchehm]

Sketch. I was thinking about the Dark SBI cat shifter idea, but like, in reverse. 😭

Dream is a supernatural/ghost cat shifter that WILL make himself a part of this dark brooding kidnapper family DESPITE the fact they keep putting him back outside. Techno repeatedly releases him and tells him to "go back to your family now", but every time he does this Dream is asleep on his pillow when he wakes up the next morning.

That or a more /srs version where he's infiltrating them to like. learn their secrets or smth but they realize what he is and keep him >:)

LOL

Dream getting to be the coziest he's ever been in forever only to be picked up and placed outside... He yowls. Dont they know he knows all their secrets(he doesnt hes working on it)??? And theyre just letting him out in the wild???? Without even giving him another bowl of food?!?!?!

Techno thinking he's finally gonna be able to sleep without the weird feeling he's being suffocated cause the stray cat decided to sleep on his face... Only to be startled awake thinking hes being suffocated....and a cat he swore he shoo'd out yesterday back on his face peacefully sleeping away pfft

I imagine each of sbi taking turns trying to kick the cat out (tommy literally throwing the cat out....only to wake up the next morning to all his records being scratched up and dream licking his paw in the middle of the room before trotting out and into Techno's room heh)

I think all the secret stuff is in Phil's room or something, but as a cat, Phil always was able to prevent Dream from going in ("You are not going to make a mess in here too you little shit. Go annoy Techno or Wilbur.") Until one day Dream acts soooo cutesy and Phil is like...alright fine you can come in (Dream thinking oh that was easy, not realizing Phil's sharp eyes following him as Dream walks in)

Dream immediately jumping on the desk and trying to memorize all the files and papers and symbols and whatever, just to hear the door close and lock. Looking back to Phil and seeing a wide predatory gaze.

"You know, I figured it would be best if you do become part of the family, yea? I could make sure you never step a foot outside again since you hate it so much. How does that sound mate?"

What the fuck. Dream just meows, hoping to play it cool.

"Mmm, well I cant quite tell if you're agreeing with me or not. I'm sure you can give me a clearer answer."

Dream meows again. His heart is racing a little. Phil is just messing with a plain old cat and acting insane, he doesn't know, its impossible. Its only Phil too, surely if he's loud enough one of the others will come rescue him, right? Techno would surely come running...righ-

There's banging at the door that startles him, he darts off the desk and under it.

"PHIIILLL!!! DID IT WORKKK??? DOES HE STILL LOOK LIKE A PUSSY AS A PERSON??!!?! HE'S GONNA STAY RIGHT??? PHIIILLLLLL!!!"

"TOMMY!! I told you not yet, what the fuck?! You can tell he's still a cat???"

"STOP BEING A BITCH WILBUR!! WHAT IF I DONT WANNA PICK APART HIS SHITTY CAT MAGIC"

"Bruh, it's literally inert. You don't even have to do anything."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Dream's heart drops.

"Little fucking shits. Guess we're doing this the hard way."

[ordinaryschmuck]

Full Family AU Part Two

An hour after finding the...Snake? Creature? Thing?

Regardless what it was called, Manny washed it up because it was muddy and slimy from the rain and needed to get dried so it wouldn't catch its death. Same went with Luz, who after taking a quick bath had then ran to grab all her plushies and toys and started showing them off to the creature as they sat in the living room. It was still wrapped in Manny's jacket, using it as a pseudo blanket and watched as Luz listed off each little toy she had, with Manny standing off to the side to keep an eye on both of them.

"This is Sr. Oso," Luz explained as she hold up her teddy bear. "Papi won it for me at a carnival and he became my best bear friend forever."

"Hola, snake person," Luz spoke through the teddy bear. "It's nice to meet you!"

She held the teddy bear's paw out and the creature looked at it, sniffed it a bit, and gave it a little lick. Instantly, the creature gagged at the taste of old cotton and felt.

"No!" Luz laughed. "You don't lick Sr. Oso. You hug him. Watch!"

Luz hugged the bear and held it out to the creature. Hesitantly, it reached out and held Sr. Oso. With one more curious glance to Luz, who gave the creature an encouraged nod, it gently hugged the teddy bear. Then it hugged it a little tighter, appreciating the warmth it brought as if it was the first hug the creature ever experienced.

'It probably was,' Manny thought.

Camila walked up to him with a heavy sigh. "I did a ton of Google searches," she said. "Looked up some research papers on reptiles, made some searches of what could be scaly and talk, and even went to a cryptids sub-reddit to see if anyone spotted anything remotely similar to this."

"Any results?" Manny asked.

"Just that this one guy named Jacob really needs a girlfriend." Camila groaned. "I've got nothing. I don't know what this thing is or have any idea of where it could have come from."

"Maybe we should stop calling it a thing...and an it," Manny suggested. "It--They seem intelligent. I mean, they spoke. They have to be. And that could mean they're intelligent enough to not appreciate being called an 'it.'"

"Well, what am I supposed to do? Ask its pronouns?"

"Ooh! I can do that!" Luz chirped before looking to the creature. "Are you a she? Or a he?"

"She...? He...?" The creature asked.

"Yeah. Are you like Papi?" She pointed at Manny. "Or are you like me?"

Luz pointed at herself and the creature stared at her, silent and processing. Then, much to Camila and Manny's shock and bewilderment, it shapeshifted into an identical copy of Luz. Down to the missing tooth of her bright smile and everything.

"Like you?" the creature said.

"Woah..." Luz gasped, her eyes glowing with astonishment. "Mami! Papi! Did you see!"

"We sure saw, Mija..." Manny breathed.

"I'm going to go do more research," Camila numbly said as she slowly walked out of the room, eyes still glued to the creature until she was out the door. With Camila gone, Manny slowly walked over to the creature and knelt down to it--her.

"Is this your way of saying you're a...her?" was all he could ask and the creature looked away before giving a small, barely noticeable nod. "Okay, good to know...Now do you think you could stop looking like my daughter? It's freaking me out a little."

The creature obliged, changing back to her original form.

"Sorry..." she quietly said.

"It's okay," Manny told her, his voice gentle. "I'm just trying to understand...you. Um, what's your name by the way? You said something about V?"

"It...was all...that was on cage..."

Manny's brow furrowed. "Cage?"

The creature shrank in Manny's jacket and Manny saw the tears forming at the corner of her eyes. "Bad men..." the creature whispered. "Put me in cage...Did bad things...Made me do bad things..."

"Hey, hey, it's okay..." Manny slowly reached out and put his head on the creature's head. It flinched at first, but after feeling his slow, gentle touch, she leaned into it and allowed him to soothe her. "I don't know who these bad men are, but they aren't here now. You're safe...Vee."

The creature sniffed and looked up at Manny. "Vee...safe?"

"Vee is very safe. I promise."

"And Papi always keeps his promises!" Luz said. "Like how he promised he'll get better!"

"And look at me now. Healthy as a--" Manny's words were undercut by a cough. "Sorry. A-hem! Little tickle in the throat there, it happens. I'm happy and healthy. And I'll keep you safe."

Vee began to tear up some more, but this time Manny was sure it was tears of joy.

"Thank you..."

"Of course.

[the-shifting-long]

Can you talk about your thoughts on Shifty? I enjoy hearing your opinions /srs

i think about her a normal amount o///o

she's the wife of wives. all of the princesses in one. the totality of everything she is and could be and wasn't and is. for me, personally, it's hard not to love that, to imagine a happy and romantic relationship with her.

i'm not necessarily surprised she gets a lot of hate, and that others don't feel the same way-she is VERY confident and self-assured to the point of steamrolling the player, refusing to take their perspective seriously when they question if this is how things have to be, and somewhat dismissive towards "people" as a concept and the pain they experience as something that isn't always helpful or good. but i also think she's very, very right. There is not good alternative to a world without death, pain, or change. people don't grow without some kind of hardship to encourage that growth.

and even if she was solely a force For death and destruction and all the ugly and purposeless parts of change that make the world worse...what is she supposed to do about that??? a god is a god. she is a force of nature as much as she is a person. you might as well ask a tornado to move out of the way, or a volcano not to erupt, or the sun not to shine-these aren't things that can be controlled.

so of course she wants nothing more than to leave with you. of course she doesn't see any alternative. of course she loves you, and of course she'll show you exactly why her perspective is correct.

her pre-awakened self is especially just...so tender and fascinating to me. i'd be lying if i said i didn't feel closer to her, like, as a player. just the thought of this woman in the spaces beyond, always waiting for me, as i went through the game...how i wasn't just forming a relationship with individual princesses, but a relationship with her through those princesses...sometimes, when i open up the game and go through a route, i purposely decide to wait forever with miss shifting mound, just so like...there's that weird feeling of tenderness, of someone waiting for me to come home ;-;

and it really does feel like home to open the game up to begin with but ESPECIALLY to meet with Felina and get This

with the music tying it all together with that soft, gentle princess leitmotif the game opens up on.

and how tenderly she holds her vessels, too...aughhhhh

i think about how the game must be like from her perspective all the time. all this waiting, taking in new experiences, feeling so much but unable to really put it into words...wanting more, wanting to be more, wanting another person, relying on them, unphased even by threats of violence from them because they're all you have and there's this feeling that can only really be described as love...

and it's all tied together with the final encounter with her.

There's so, SO many layers to how and why the fully-awakened Shifting Mound behaves the way she does-she's reflected in every princess, especially the chapter 1 princess that ends up forming her "heart", she's the grown-up version of the beautiful and tender mass of hands you've been seeing the whole game, she's all the violence and unconditional love encapsulated into one being. she's incapable of being anything But a Goddess, but if the things her heart say to the player are any indication, this isn't necessarily what she wants-rather than a goddess, she'd rather simply be herself.

I find myself thinking of the Leave ending as the "best" one (not that there really is a "best" or "canon" ending) since it's letting the world be how it is in all of its beautiful and horrible complexities instead of keeping it trapped in...whatever state it's in when the construct is active and/or a cycle of Stillness when TSM is dead. It feels like everything the Princess truly wanted and the objectively "correct" choice.

but as a player i also nearly cry every time I decide to leave with the heart princess ;-; and that chance to talk to her in such a personal and intimate manner is such a good way to wrap up the game

every time she says "i love you", whether it's as fully-awakened Shifty or one of her heart princesses, just...really gets me

also her design's sick as fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk

[regheart]

i keep trying to make a list of my favorite characters from harry potter, but i can't even decide on a criteria myself

i always tell people (non-fandom people, that is) that my favorites are either professor lupin or ginny, because it is easier than explaining my obsession with sirius black's brother who lived and died out of page

the top 3 that i have on the desktop version of the blog is my marauders era top 3: remus, lily and regulus. they are the ones i usually want to read and write about, i love to decipher small details about them and twist and stretch possibilities of who they might have been. i want to build entire AUs about them

and i love remus as the character he is on page, through harry's eyes. missing moments about him and tonks, or sirius, or hermione, or harry are some of my favorites to read

from the main era i love harry, obviously, and he's probably the character i love the most as he is on the page. i tend to be picky about the fanfiction i read with him. i care about him a lot and i want him to happy so most of the times i read "fix-it" fics with him being raised in a loving household (and i abandon all pretense at canon compliance lol) or post-war healing and rom coms or him learning more about his parents (which is probably the origin of my interest in marauders fics tbh). i read a lot of gen fics with him, love harry & sirius, harry & ron & hermione, harry & dudley, harry & snape, and for shipping it's usually ginny, draco or neville

then my other two favorites are ginny and neville, individually and with each other, i love their friendship and i don't mind them as a weird couple. i wish i had a thousand fics more focused on their experience of war and their processes of healing, they are so dear to me and have always been

i love the gryffindors in general and i have a special attachment to parvati and dean. i'm always trying to read more fics centering them or having them in more prominent roles. also lover oliver wood and my favorite weasley, percy, individually and as couple, i'd read a perciver anywhere, anytime

this is perhaps my most controversial fave (or is it reggie?) but dumbledore has always had and will forever have a very special place in my heart. he could be the worst person in the series (he isn't) and i would still love the whimsy diva of a war general. i need to read more with him. i refuse to watch or even learn about fantastic beasts

other than that i love the black family and i have an unreasonable affinity for narcissa out of everyone. i like alphard when he's an old queen. i'd eat up any sincere approach to orion and walburga. i think phineas is criminally underrated

the first war is arguably my favorite period and i'm interested in everything from that time. i'd read anything with moody, he's a rockstar and one my favorites as well. i like frank and alice and think they should be the protagonists more often. i'd read any interesting premise involving the order, but i tend towards my girls dorcas, marlene and emmeline. i unironically think mulciber and evan rosier are interesting. i love to hate crouch sr. and jr.

and you can't read the books without loving voldemort, i'm sorry, i don't make the rules and it's not my fault he has so much juice

so if i had to make list 1) remus 2) lily 3) harry 4) regulus 5) ginny 6) neville 7) dumbledore 8) percy 9) moody 10) voldemort (then it's narcissa, parvati, ron&hermione, etc) (OH GOD AND TONKS TOO)

[fisheito]

here's your accursed tier ranking

17

sex yakumos that i had to meticulously screenshot and edit into slottable little squares

4

times i redid this list (over the course of several days)

The tiers (in words):

😔👌: Unfortunately, I Am Into That Shit (☆•̀‿•́): i quite enjoy these 🤔( ͡ಠ_ಠ)🔎: some parts i like, some parts i don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ehh i'd rather watch something else

i COULD rearrange these rooms over and over and over (especially the middle tiers)

but we are nOt GOing to because if i spend ANY MORE TIME sliding yaku's horny squares around i'm goign to fmkkin lose it (it being my peanuts) I could end up rambling about specific rooms at a later date..... but not today. Today we will Restrain Ourselves.

So for now, here's 1 thing about each room that i like (same order as above)!!

Crimson Phantom R5: i can be uyuor devil

Dark Nova R2: THE FOFKIN COLLAR

Ocean Breeze R2: the way he tries to keep his voice down thru his pathetic little whimpers

Fateful Aegis R2: ENSLUTTIFICATION BEGINS **NOW**

Story H scene: ok.,, but he actually stopped. when eiden said slow down. tha't's unheard of in typical yaois

Cocoa Liqueuer R5: eiden purposely chooses the wrong dialogue option at every prompt and i'm laughing so sahgrd

Cocoa Liqueuer R2: yaku's stupid blissed out face *grips my glass so hard it shatters*

Shadow Lineage R5: *adds Snake Bondage [Quantity: 999] to cart*

Incognito Cafe R5: HOLY SHIT HE OBTAINED DICK RESTRAINT

Dark Nova R5: SNAKE TRAITS SNAKE TRAITS MONSTER TRAITS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SR R5: something about those big doe eyes staring up at eiden while pounding into him

Shadow Lineage R2: yeah sure crush me against a wall

Ocean Breeze R5: the ECHO 🤣

Fateful Aegis R5: eiden predicting yaku's AssPoundXXXL initiation sequence with the foreboding "i'm sorry"

OG SSR R2:

Crimson Phantom R2: b. bite.

OG SSR R5: eiden worrying about getting yaku's ceremonial robes dirty and yaku's response is an instant I Don't Care 😳 (tbhypothetical if i were wearing an intricate cosplay that i spent foREVER on, all handstitched and made of expensive silks and crafted by my own labour,, and i was about to fuck someone against a wall? I am DEFINITELY taking that thing off. NO ONE is getting cum on that. you will sit there in horny silence while i safely store this garment out of range of the Splash Zone. so for yakumo to have no regard for his FANCY CEREMONIAL OUTFIT? to IMMEDIATELY focus on sloppy makeouts with eiden? that either speaks to his textiles skill or all-consuming horny.)

~~~ and if, for some reason, u want to know why the lowest 3 are , well, the lowest 3:

OG SSR R2: the room itself is aight, but it is unfortunately a near copy of the story H scene. Ahhh, death by comparison. This one gets shrugged to the side simply because i like more things about its twin.

Crimson Phantom R2: yaku is not having a good time, y'all. he is not in the right headspace and his evident suffering is a boner killer. if i were ranking based on character development and lore, this one would rank higher (thank you, surprise tragic stories about yakumo's childhood), but. he's kinda fighting a losing battle against his self-hatred so can eiden give him that hug pls

OH!! and no lie-- his voice unsettled me here. i know he's playing big into the roleplay thing but that Uncharacteristic Vocal Behaviour mixed with Big Sad spiralling is uhhhhhhh . so where's that Eiden hug??????

OG SSR R5: i unlocked this waaay late so it had to (unfairly) compete against newer rooms that I unlocked before it.

it's similar to when I played FF/X-2 before trying FF/VII (original PS version)?! i wish i had played the older one when it first released. that way, i would have appreciated it properly? BUT!! because i played out of order, i was spoilt with modern graphics and improvements that made the old game impossible to finish. I was too warped by then...

and that's what happened with this room. although i liked the concept + their dialogue, the art was too off-model for me to fully engage. i kept fixating on the anatomy or eiden's face. sigh... it was one of the earliest rooms so of course the art's improved since then!! but i was unlucky and watched it too late :( i could not enjoy its full splendour :(

[ray-loves-juza]

Juza and I are soulmates ♡

Not only I can feel his presence and him appearing in my dreams, reciprocating my feelings for him; the feeling's mutual between us. And I've known him very well on how'd he act/say/think in most situations. Yeah, he is fictional, but I do believe these things and believe it's meant to be. I'm not really religious, though I was raised to be Catholic. I still have some faith in a way. Even though I'm more of a logical person, not everything can be explained logically. Knowing him for 6 years, our bond has been forming even when I've haven't realized it at first until I've heard about soulbonding.

Even having these coincidences, too, like when I was having a bad day and I've noticed things that reminded me of him, and I believe that he's looking out for me, in a way. And also with my gacha luck in the mobile game (my luck usually isn't good), I can see it as a sign when I've pulled him, like what happened to me 6 days ago with his newest sr. He makes my days much better ♡

I love him so much. No matter the gacha luck or whatever else throws me off; I'll just keep getting back up and remain strong for us ♡

I've been feeling more confident with my relationship with Juza, going 8 months strong! ♡ My Japanese isn't great, and I relied on a translator and researched the kanji for "soulbond" online to form this statement:

"Juza's beloved since September 4, 2024 ♡soulbond♡"

I'm feeling more confident to share my love for him to the world. I know not everyone would understand, but it's alright. I just want to be heard and be noticed. Popularity isn't my end goal here; my love and my relationship with Juza are more important than that, and I'm just in a small circle on the internet who can understand and support each other. I'm really grateful, and I'll forever be his "Ray of light" ♡

The word and name puns, help me

[sebastianthecollectorandcreator]

The Loud House S06E03B Musical Chairs Deep Dive

As An Aside, Why Is It That Clyde's Dads Were Enough To Get This Episode Banned While The Last One Was So Vile That I'd Say It's Worse Than NSL (Nothing Tops "Brawl In The Family" For Worst Episode For Me)? Nice To Know Where Some People's Priorities Lie.

Was That The South Park Theme Playing During The Title Card?

"Can You Quit It, Chandler?"

You're Preaching To The Gods, Lincoln.

Also, It's Nice That Lincoln Is Reacting To Chandler Like He Should Be. No Normal Human Being Would Be Unfazed By All This. I Hope He Starts Growing A Backbone.

For All The Shit That Gets Thrown At Him, Especially In The Last Episode, It's Nice That His Friends Are There For Him.

"Bolhofner Gives Me The Heebie-Jeebies, Which Are Way Worse Than The Creepy-Crawlies And The Jeepers-Creepers"

Agree To Disagree. I'm Sure Bolhofner Is Into People His Own Age. If You Know, You Know.

While The Episode's Thumbnail Makes Clear That Bolhofner Will Join The Doo-Dads, I'd Prefer He Join The Moon Goats.

Knowing This Franchise's Tendencies, He Can't Keep A Good Thing Going Forever And Somehow HE'LL Be The One To Apologize.

"Jamming Is For Hippies"

How Old Is Bolhofner Again? A Previous Episode Says He's 32, Yet I'm More Likely To Buy That He's 64.

"Helping Our Kids Is What We Do"

Unless It's For The Sake Of Selfishness Like With Lynn Sr. (Still Won't Forgive Him For Calling His Son A Life-Ruiner).

While I Hope This Isn't An Anomaly, I Hope Lincoln Shows More Backbone More Often.

My Live Reaction To Chandler Finally Getting His Comeuppance:

Two Down, Two To Go.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Kaiju Weeks in Review (March 31-April 13, 2024)

It took forever (maybe they were waiting on the returns for Godzilla x Kong), but Apple TV+ has finally greenlit season 2 of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters. According to its listing on the WGA site, it'll run from 2024 to 2025. Multiple spinoffs are also in development at Apple; no details on those yet.

Speaking of Godzilla x Kong, it continues to do well, staying #1 at the domestic box office in its second weekend and falling to #2 (behind Civil War) in its third. Current totals are $158 million domestic and $437 million worldwide. It'll soon pass the domestic gross of Kong: Skull Island and the total gross of Godzilla vs. Kong.

Godzilla vs. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers II #1 promises more of everything: more heroes (the White Ranger joins our heroes from the first comic), more villains (including Psycho Ranger Ghidora up there), and more alternate universes. Godzilla gets a bit buried in all the Ranger antics though.

A couple of kaiju series debuted on TV too: Kaiju No. 8 and Season 2 of Chibi Godzilla Raids Again. The former followed the manga very closely, and as such didn't really keep my attention; hopefully it innovates a bit more going forward. Chibi Godzilla's as irreverent as ever.

Tsuburaya Productions has released preliminary information on the next installment of the Ultra Series, Ultraman Arc. The logline:

A town called Hoshimoto City... On Mt. Shishio, there is a gigantic object towering above the city. Named "Monohorn," (モノホーン, Monohōn) it is actually a kaiju’s horn stuck in the ground since an incident 16 years ago. After the incident known as "K-DAY" in which kaiju appeared all over the world at the same time, monster disasters have become commonplace. In Japan, the Global Defense Force (GDF) uses force to deal with them, while SKIP works closely with the community in scientific investigations and evacuation guidance to prevent the occurrence and aggravation of kaiju disasters. SKIP has also been investigating the Monohorn, the horn of the galactic beast Monogelos (モノゲロス, Monogerosu) that appeared on K-DAY. Yuma, then only 7 years old, was camping with his parents in Mt. Shishio when Monogelos attacked. After miraculously surviving unscathed, he decided to pursue research into monster biology. Despite his traumatic past, he has not lost his “power of imagination” to dream. As a rookie investigator, Yuma joined SKIP and was assigned to the Hoshimoto City Branch. Not long after, another large-scale monster disaster occurs in Hoshimoto City. As Yuma sees the desperate people in front of him, a strong will springs into his mind — “I want to protect them!” At the moment when this strong and straightforward desire welled up from the bottom of his heart, Yuma hears the voice of Rution  (ルティオン,  Rution) a being of light that he once saw as a child: “You and I are one and the same… Unleash your imagination!” When a mysterious light appears in Yuma's hand and envelops his body, the unleashed power of imagination unites light and man and he transforms into Ultraman Arc, the Giant of Light who protects the future! Alongside his precious friends, Yuma, as well as Ultraman Arc, races towards his everlasting dream!

Yuma is played by Yuki Totsuka, while Takanori Tsujimoto is the lead director. He's directed for the series since Ultraman X, but this is his biggest assignment to date.

After beginning to release select Movie Monster Series figures in the States, Bandai America is now fully back in the Godzilla game, with articulated figures, 5-inch vinyls, blind box figures, and transforming eggs all up for preorder at the Godzilla Store and other toy sites. The eggs come from the 2014 Godzilla-E.G. line and the rest is all-new. Not much of a selection so far, but with how big Godzilla is right now, I'm sure there'll be more to come.

SRS Cinema has opened preorders for its War of the Ninja Monsters: Jaron vs. Goura Blu-ray, due in late July or August. Shinpei Hayashiya's latest epic, it'll come with behind-the-scenes footage and maybe a commentary track, which would be nice given how little information is available about his films online.

[the-autumn-apple-artworks]

I don't want to sound desperate but I really want to push my commissions

My debit card just stole 200 euros from my bank account since I wanted to commission an artist on Vgen but my bank account keep seeing it as "possible fraud" due to the price being too high. So I tried to transfer the money on my debit card to see if that would've worked. But apparently my money is gone forever and the operators are not responding to my calls nor my emails. I lost 200 euros and I will have to spend 200 more because I need to pay the commission I bought. I desperately need commissions to make up for the money that they stole from me. I don't know what to do and I'm panicking /srs any commission no matter how small is appreciated

[a1denkinni3]

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Introduction –☆

Hihi!!! My name is Erin!! I'm a 14 years old trans man, and I'm bisexual. I go by He/Him/They pronouns.

I'm not very religious, but I am Catholic and would talk about/listen to it if wanted.

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I do come up with rarepairs and share them with my husband, but that doesn't mean you can be rude about it to me. Respect me, and I respect you. It's okay to dislike it or not understand it, but please keep in mind that people do have different opinions or views.

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Jokes like racism, SA, etc. Isn't tolerated here on my page because, like... why would you make jokes like that??

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If you don't like me or the ships I post or my content, then just block me and do nothing else. Don't make posts about me. Don't come bugging me in my ask inbox. Just block me. It's that simple.

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Joke or not, I have a boyfriend: @mcsm-r0ckz . I do not want some stranger on the internet flirting with me.

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➸ I'm a teaserr >:)

I tease a lot. Common trait from me. I'll tease you over anything.

─── "Nothing built can last forever."

➸ Things go over my head VERY easily

Please excuse me if I ask something obvious. I don't know unless I'm directly referred to.

➸ I'm easily anxious and stressed

There's a lot of things to be cautious of for me, but this is the most. Generally, I can end up misinterpreting things without tonetags and overthink it, ending up with me getting anxious and stressed until I feel sick. This is a sign to use tonetags around me just in case.

NOTE; Like I said earlier, I do tease. But because I'm an air head, things go over my head and I WON'T know when to stop unless I'm told to /srs stop (this mean use the /srs tonetag, like actually for each other's sake, I'm an idiot and won't pick up shift in tones over text unless you use the tonetag, or else you are literally doomed to me teasing until you're super pissed off)

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