#waifuist

[vectorwife]

my updated itabag :)! Vector is the most special and important character to me!! I love him soooo much I love carrying this thing around. It’s so campy but I Love It

[pooknukem]

meeting niblet ⋆｡𖦹°‧★

[synf3ll]

ficto subreddits be like

OP: hello i (32F) have never been attracted to any real person. i have only been able to imagine myself in relationships with various fictional characters because imagining myself with real people feels uncomfortable. i have no desire to be in a relationship with a real person, i'm actually quite happy with my fictional boyfriends. i have tried to hide this part of my identity for the better part of the last decade, but i think i'm finally ready to come out. am i valid as a fictosexual?

commenter: no. you're only allowed to have one fictional partner. go fuck yourself

[thebloodykarte]

(looking up art of my f/o) LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!

(post of a bunch of characters from the same source and they're tucked in the corner somewhere) aww dangit (untagged fetish art) aww dangit (ship art) aww dangit (the usual mischaracterization) aww dangit (mischaracterization so bad it makes you stop and consider if YOU might be the wrong one here) aww dangit (not the orientation i see for them) aww dangit (fan children) aww dangit ("they would not fucking say that") aww dangit (askblog i have to filter out lest its the entire fucking tag) aww dangit

[enucleation-angel]

Greetings! My name is Angel/Al (he/him) adult male, and I‘m in a committed relationship with The Demoman from Team Fortress 2. We’ve been together officially since the 23rd of August, 2023, despite knowing eachother for a long time before then. Waifuist, selfshipper, fictosexual, call me whatever. The most important thing you need to know is that our relationship is 100% serious. This is in no way „casual“.

That being said, if you ship Tavish with… well, quite literally anyone, I kindly ask you to understand that I may end up blocking you if you post about it constantly, but it’s much less likely to happen if you simply tag your ship art/content! Feel free to ship, but do not shove it down my throat or reblog my stuff with it. It makes me extremely uncomfortable, especially Demoman x Soldier and Demoman x Sniper, please refrain from any references or jokes to these two particular pairs when interacting with me. If you do not follow my boundaries, it will end up with one of us getting their feelings hurt.

⚠️The same does NOT go for „doubles“. It is a block on sight, do not interact with me.⚠️

This blog will consist of mostly posting about my wonderful boyfriend, and perhaps my own works (art, crafts, writing etc.) if I gain the confidence to post them. English is also not my first language, so I apologize in advance for any grammar mistakes and such (◞‸◟;)

It‘s a pleasure to be here, I hope to meet new people and perhaps make some friends as well ♡

PR0SHIP DNI

[yeofy]

What id do to actually meet robin....

[gardeniacat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFRED!!!! X3

It's his birthday!!!!

Also the drawing i did of him <3

[zhuzhupetshamsterblog]

Me and Gundham as zhus! <3

[nerf-that]

a second dva has hit the my notebook

[cyberpr0xy]

Finally I finally fought Cazador. I thought moonrise towers was stressful but nope! Cazador's fight made me so stressed I gave up and just nuked him with smoke powder bombs, barrels and boxes of fire works. Anyhow here's some pictures of me and astarion being cute in celebration.

[bluebeards-key]

Unofficial/bootleg merch I got! I have official stuff coming!

Plus some pictures I printed

My collection grows!

[vectorwife]

(all art by me!)

Hi! I wanted to make a pinned post and also a selfship intro :)

My name is Micah and I’ve loved Vector Perkins for 14+ years, but due to being 19 at the time, I thought I was “too cool” to selfship (it wasn’t called that at the time) but 14 years later I realize he’s been my main f/o this entire time and it’s a wonderful feeling to finally be open about him being my soulmate :) (seriously, we are just alike- except I’m a lot nicer LOL)

My self-insert is named Gale Fujita. (Villain name: Fujita Sgale). She is a white American with adoptive Japanese-American parents (hence her last name). Her schtick is that her special interest is in storms and severe weather, particularly tornados. Using Youtube tutorials, she crafted her own weather ray gun using HAARP technology and can control the weather. She uses horrible storms to cause chaos so she can perform crimes and heists while not being caught.

She is a huge fan of Vector from what she knows about him. She thinks he’s very beautiful, charming, smart, and sexy 🤭 She’s a huge fangirl from the get-go but ends up getting his attention with her weather gun. They’re trying to pull the same heist, and her gun zaps all of his electronic weapons into being useless. This impresses him. Long story short, they become allies and friends.

Gale has dyscalculia, which contrasts with Vector being a mathematical genius. As they become closer, he realizes this is a disability and not something he can exactly tutor her on. They begin team up using both of their minds (Vector being more analytical and Gale being more street smart).

Eventually they become more than friends. Vector is definitely a lone wolf but figures “why not” when it comes to dating Gale. Clearly she is on board from the beginning, but she grows on Vector and they fall in genuine love.

I also think they are both virgins and upon doing “stuff” for the first time, Gale becomes pregnant with their daughter, who is named Constance “Connie” Perkins. Connie eventually becomes a villain herself, Convection, which is a nautical weather term (combining her parents’ special interests. I’ll post more about her later, but that’s her as a baby at the end of the images).

Mr. Perkins, Vector’s father, loves Gale and thinks she is genuinely perfect for his son. She and Vector are both the same sort of awkward and goofy, but Gale is more taciturn at times. She is not immune to goofing off with Vector though, it happens all the time.

It’s Perkins who pleads with Vector to marry Gale so they can have a legitimate family. Vector of course has no qualms with it. They love each other, and their daughter, and Perkins especially is very close with Connie.

Fun facts about Gale’s name; Gale meaning like a wind (and also Dorothy’s last name from Wizard of Oz, the arguably coolest tornado scene ever in film) and Fujita being the scale they rate tornado intensity by.

Anyway, I love my little self insert. She is based almost completely on myself of course. Vector is the most important guy to me ever and I love him so much, there’s no way I couldn’t make a self insert for Despicable Me.

[pooknukem]

shouts out to the husbands nobody else understands but us

[random-waifuist-encounter]

Who are my lovers?

1, Long Island from Azur Lane. I’ll call em Nelly every once in a while. Cute boat from ww2 era who likes being lazy and playing games. I originally only had her as my waifu, which is why I put her first here. Been together for 4 years so far :>

2, Solar Flare from pvz heroes. A plant hero who saves people from the usually not that bad zombies of her world/area, she’s fun loving and active, and a gamer like Nelly and me. She really likes the rocket launcher in games, very fun to be with. I call her Flare, though that might be obvious.

And remember, if you’re gonna say they aren’t real, I know. It’s kinda part of the job description of a waifuist. They’re fricken cute tho.

[thebloodykarte]

flirtacious is to flusterment is to increased heartbeats-per-minute is to an easier blood draw. a perfect patient, mutually obsessed with the warped care of it's nurse. a match made in the hell that is gregory house <3

(WAITER WAITER MORE WAIFUIST YURI PLEASE)

[saiko-collective]

our relationship explained?!