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if anyone wants to steal me and keep me in a cage so i don't have to think about finding a job or an apartment anymore, hit me up
please, i'm very sweet and obedient! i'll be such a good pet, i promise!
૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა
#seriously#im about to shoot my fucking brains out#im just a girl#i cant handle a job or college#i just need to be a dumb little pet#please adopt me#kidnapping k1nk#good g1rl#g00d girl#dad boyfriend#daddy's good girl#daddy k!nk#bd/sm pet#petpl4y#p3t play#p3t girl#keep me in your wallet#v1rg1n#dumb slvt#dumb puppy#puppy sub#k1tten girl#kitty sub
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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#minthara#astarion#tav#oc: viivi @artharakka#he keeps the photo in his wallet too lol<3#they're everything to me your honor i lov them severely#i stg gang so good#not Morally lmao#but so delicious n ride and die...#it truly felt like survival simulator#and lemme tell u.. these bitches Lived💯‼️#(and yes selûnite shadowheart in evil gang it's how we roll babey🙏)#they all said fuck everyone else in their own way
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Who is this sassy lost child?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan#A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)
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He is going on my burn book for sure.
This fugly greedy little corporate rat be stealing wallets from twst players. DO NOT TRUST THIS RODENT‼️‼️‼️
#writing this bc how dare u set up playful land event along with sebek armor..birthdays..and tsum event IMPOSSIBLE for players to keep up#and save keys in time to get the cards that they want#this rat is responsible for not allowing the players to save or give a short period of farming#but NOOOOOO#keep your wallets in check yall#there are rats in the sewer systems 🙄🙄#and his name is mickey mouse🗣‼️‼️#Do not trust this mf#im screaming bc ive been WANTING to get the housewarden cards and now that theyre finally here ik i cant get them 💀💀#screw this greedy mouse#its on SIGHT when i dream abt that funky ahh mirror in my ramshackle dorm#hands will be CAUGHT#//and for anyone taking me seriously#//its all a joke LMAOOO#im just done with this twst game and its farming system#twst#twisted wonderland
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I FORGOT TO THROW OUT AFTER THE EPISODE RELEASED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#heron#ig??? BRUH..................#these fireworks are going to SET ME ON FIRE!!!!#but that's alr i guess!!!!!!!!!#because charcoal grilled prawn literally solves all my problems#before thinking about killing people i need everyone to sit down and think of their favourite food#and manifest the version of them that has it!!!!!!!!#maybe then all compulsions and intrusions of the mind can just go away#what if we all just pictured better versions of ourselves and just did it!!!#if we all stretched out our hands and tried we can at least live in the world knowing we did try!!#and it's better than not trying!!!!! AND BEING USELESS PIECES OF ROTTING GARBAGE!!!!!!#idk i've had a shit three years man i don't think i can take this any longer#IGNORE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND INSTEAD NOW LET'S THINK OF THE GOODIES YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#or now if you offer up your wallet to OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR sleepacross#and for the SMALL price of 5USD that's right 5USD!!!! this is to the people with credit/debit cards ofc#YOU CAN ACCESS THE GOATACROSS QNA BECAUSE IT IS PEAK!!!!!!#but just because the juninators[on here in case they aren't in the server] need to hear this so we can all sing happy birthday to her#INSTEAD OF MISSING IT FOR TWO YEARS#AND HAVING A WHOLE WINTER/CHRISTMAS COMPETITION IN DISCORD WITH MEMES AND ALL WITHOUT THIS CRUCIAL INFORMATION!!!!!!!#I THINK BECAUSE I KEEP THESE IN TAGS IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT HER BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY HAPPY LATE/HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY#TO OUR BELOVED QUEEN JUNI CHANG#BECAUSE NOW I JUST SHAFTED A 40K WIP I NEVER FINISHED FOR LAST YEAR'S WINTER SEASON FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF 2024 IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!#BUT NOW WE CAN GIVE HER QUINTICE THE AMOUNT OF GIFTS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SO LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD!!!!#ONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!!! ONE FOR CHRISLER!!! ONE FOR CIVIL SERVICE APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!#ANOTHER FOR BEING PEAK MENTOR!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE FOR BEING GOD'S SILLIEST SOLDIER!!!![in our hearts!!]#APOLOGIES AS ALWAYS IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR HERE!!!! AND A GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!!!!
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@ the guy who tried to pick pocket me at the grocery store after work: try to be less obvious when following someone you fucking doofus of course I noticed your dumb ass
#it was a quick trip. i keep my wallet in my back pocket. guy followed me not only through the area i got my sack of rice#but through the aisle with the tea and drinks#and then through produce#and even tracked me as i kept going around in produce because i kept getting distracted#and then saw his reflection as he followed me OUT of produce and into the aisle with the liquor#newsflash asshole! people can see your reflection in those fridge displays! i saw you!!#and then abruptly left after i stopped and took my wallet out of my back pocket to put in my shirt pocket in front of me!!!#nerve of some people. not even sneaky about it
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here's what I got from day 1 hehe
I got the Ghost charm and prints from beloved rinny!! so happy to meet up with fellow Malaysian artists :D The stickers are printed from an artist I recognized which is bue_june (warning, very nsfw account) - cat!Ghost, sense of sight, I'm not sure who did the Konigs tho :3
#bue deal with some questionable content so before u come at me im merely just linking original art#keep your opinions to yourself - I mean it dont sour my mood! thank you!#i dont think the cosplayer should print and like distribute their art but well xD least he's not selling them? idk#excited for day 2#i dont think there's gonna be price cosplayer im gonna be honest cuz cod isn't even popular here HAHA#i do wanna take more pics with Ghost ones#last year there was a huge group but i didnt see them today!!! i wonder if they're not attending this year :(#maybe tomorrow WHO KNOWS#surprisingly my wallet isn't crying#yet#not many merch i was interested in#:3 i havent had this much fun in a while i reaally /really/ needed this#gummmyspeaks
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That awkward and cautious dance you perform with the friend who is also into Ghost but has yet to profess any attraction to the Papas, let alone acknowledge their sexual charisma, so you can’t say how you Would™️ Copia. Not yet. Not until you have leverage as collateral…
#the band ghost#ghost bc#babes please gIVE ME A SIGN#I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY PRINCESS I NEED TO SHOVE PICTURES I KEEP IN MY WALLET INTO YOUR FACE#papa emeritus iv#cardinal copia#copia#frater imperator#I do indeed have collateral actually#but…not yet…
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Just watched PlayStation’s 30th anniversary video and it ends with a Bloodborne video clip that I’ve NEVER SEEN overlayed with words that say “It’s About Persistence.” Either Sony is winking at us or they’re even stupider than I thought. ANYWAYS BLOODBORNE COPIUM TELLS ME WE’RE GONNA GET NEWS SOON. *insert clown putting on makeup meme*
#bloodborne#sony#ps5 games#we have been persistent for like 10 fucking years Sony when will the nightmare end#see what i did there#i’ll persistently be a thorn in your side#the one time I want capitalists to take advantage of my wallet and they keep letting me down
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Thinking of baby erik from the infinity comics again and my god why was he so fuckin. UGLY. silly baby…….
#snap chats#ugly as hell baby im crying IM STILL NEVER OVER#THE PANEL WHERE IT SHOWS ALPHA TURNING HIM INTO A BABY#THATS THE MOST FUCKSHIT BABY FACE IVE EVER SEEN HES SO CONFUSED#he wasnt even that ugly tbh it just kinda funny to cal him an ugly baby but him in the baby carrier DOES make me laugh#still cute the like. only time he Wasnt :| was to hold charles finger.. aww…#anyway all of this is to say i keep re-reading x-men unlimited 2/Point Blank#because baby mags is so cute there 🥺🥺 like THATS a baby id coo and give my wallet to#its cause they let him keep his curly hair ….. i keep thinkin to post a cap of it#but then id have to take a pic of the comic and the quality would be Less Than Ideal But Prob Not Even That Bad Tbh#and idk who cares like that….#i like how moira was talkin to gabs like ‘he was a beautiful baby 🥺 like what if i just raised him right 🥺’#moira i KNOW you just lost your son but that is MAGNETO GIRLFRIEND STAY ON TASK#takin this baby to the beach and like Aw :) Now Hold On…….#personally id be mortified if i were mags. if my bestie’s ex took care of me after i get turned into a baby by my weird science experiment#no wonder bro got cross with charles in excalibur when he mentioned moira fjPSJSKSK#baby mags still cute tho …. well at least that one im still laughing at Round Three PWDNSKKDN#most fuckass baby ever im obsessed whenever i remember#ok bye im gonna stare at a wall and think of things i wanna write and draw and them do neither#for some reason i got a sudden sense of dread while working on something so im just gonna sit with that until i sleep i think fkAPSNSJ
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original seaman's papers scan i found -> zoom in on the description info -> after i stared at it for hours trying to read the incredibly faded + loopy script.
@bridglars 🤝 insane people alert
#which i think he would have been 36 in 1848. so i presume this paper is probably from when he first enlisted or joined up or whatever#and he was just keeping all his official papers folded together in his wallet forever so he didnt lose anything#also for the record i'm pretty sure 'sallow' isn't correct but i don't know enough about which terms to describe complexion were popular#amongst circa 1820s british navy papers#like what fucking adjectives they would have been using etc etc#so if anyones more familiar w that feel free to lmk your thoughts i guess#but if he was pale and exhausted (as white british victorian dudes generally tended to be) then 'sallow' makes sense to me at least#but the W also looks like it could be a G#like complexion: Sall_gh_#but idk what the fuck word that could be#'sallough'
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#I've been thinking about him#and how I'm looking for signs for things that are not real#like he would toch my hand and i would think to myself#oh is this how it feels when someone touches you with intention of showing you care#but it's not#I don't know i think i made it all up in my head#the thought of someone liking me like that is absurd. I don't know how i could be so dumb to think he liked me even a little bit.#I'm too old for this. i wish i can just stop thinking about it#i think we're not even friends - he got me fooled like that#and ofc i blame myself i was stupid enough#lol lol lol#nevermind#it's all pointless either way#in another universe you keep my photo i. your wallet#mara talks shit with tags
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oh I am going to actually kill my mother
#no im not but. god damn#she threatened to kick me out again after I said something she couldn’t argue with and justify as my fault#after restarting our fight from yesterday while we are literally in the car just the two of us and on our way to the airport#to pick up my brother#she then threatened to throw me out of the car and have me walk home despite the fact that it’s#it is dark and cold and there was no cell service at the time I was like do you actually want me to die what is this#I know why this keeps happening but she doesn’t agree with me on why but I’m like#Facebook is rotting her brain and so is this situation with my nephew’s mother#she thinks everyone is trying to control her. everyone is suddenly a narcissist. me stating a boundary is not me trying to control her??#I literally only told her I wasn’t going to be her therapist so like what the fuck lmao#her final well you do xyz justification was well you can’t even kill your own spiders and I was like#do you hear yourself right now. Do you not hear how ridiculous this is#anyway she did not like that lmao#but genuinely I can’t decide if she wants me to kill myself or not bc she knows I have nowhere else to go so why else#would she be doing this. she wants me out of the house that fast?? like. idk man#tw suicide mention#just needed to vent again bc holy hell#anyway we just pulled into the airport and neither of us have our wallets and somehow that’s my fault too so#girl the fight did not stop until 10 min into the drive that was on you
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Valentines' personality test ! : 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐈𝐈
#;valentines test#;headcanons#headcanons#;dash games#dash games#;m.octezuma ii#/he got the cat one too! but i thought the playful banter bits werent that fitting to him?#the simple '*frowns*' ALWAYS!#OVER PROTECTIVE !#THE 'keeps your picture in their wallet (will blush when you find out)' IS REAL! HE WOULD! if he had a wallet at least#he is the type of person that keeps their loved one in his thoughts -always-; but from a distance.#from a distance but the thoughts are always there; he just tucks them somewhere far away#he looks out for you; he fixes things from behind the scenes; he protects you; but always from a distance; its a type of longing too#'will hold your hand in crowded places so you dont get lost-' SO REAL!! and if you start poking him bc of it; HE'LL JUST FROWN MORE#he is the type that when he gets embarassed he just shuts his eyes tight and frowns even more; he is NOT going to look at you; (blush)#i know bc he told me.. (he didnt + insane)#HE IS VERY STRICT!!! too strict- to an extreme even; its sort of a response to his own past#he is strict to that extreme to avoid letting a single crack to slip; to avoid anything that could interfere with his end goal#extremely hard on himself which is why he is as harsh to his own people in the lb; it reaches a cruel stage#but outside the lb; although he retains this strictness (response to guilt shame an impotence from his past)#it is not as cruel as it was in his l.ostbelt#so he may.... he may...... just for once.... make an exception for you... and don't ask him why
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i got offered the promotion at work.... why am i every business owners wettest dream damn....
#yapping#yes my ocd is horrible for my mental health but boy is it good for my wallet !!!!#its not OFFICIAL yet#but it was offered to me and i accepted so theyre seeing how they want to proceed now#cause its not just about me theres a shit ton of changes they want to make that include switching like 5 peoples schedules around#but my team leader said that most of those changes being possible depended on whether i would accept this or not#so well see#id be a team leader myself now#the feminine urge to become a power hungry dictator control freak at work.......#id be switching from my current early morning shifts to late night shifts which is much less healthy on paper#but my body is made for sleeping late i physically can not go to bed before 3am even now when i wake up at 5:30#i might have the money to renovate my apartment now cause i think this comes with a 20% pay increase which is a lotttt#i basically will be earning two incomes myself now 😭#dani said he fully believes Ace Of Spades exists at this point cause everything always ends up going my way in the end#i know it may seem like im flexing but please be aware when i started this job a year and a half ago i was borderline homeless 😐#so its a huge deal for me 😭 and really quickly done as well which is why its so insane#like. in a year and a half only i went from borderline homeless and my parents keeping me on constant phonecalls#cause they were worried id off myself if i hung up#to being a homeowner that earns two incomes by herself while working from home#i feel like in most companies hard work doesnt rly pay off tbh i was just lucky to get into one of the few companies where they do value it#the literal CEO is my biggest dickrider 😭 but i do appreciate him giving me raises randomly cause he feels like i deserve it#but yeah !!!! apparently life altering anxiety that forces you to compulsively do perfect work at any job you ever do#because making mistakes and not giving it your 110% feels like a moral failure so you feel sick at the very thought of it#is apparently what makes the dream worker#if only they knew i dont actually care about this in any capacity.... i am just fucked in the head in a way that works im their favour 😭#this is why all of my ex bosses begged me to stay when i quit teehee#im yapping too much but yeah !! heall yeah money !!
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