#keanu reeves immortal

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Keanu Reeves said I'm cool, which made me immortal.

[cinnamonkeanu]

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes

[legitimatesatanspawn]

So I just heard that Keanu Reeves is going to voice Shadow the Hedgehog.

[tilbageidanmark]

[sillyredconverse]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KEANU REEVES IS GOING TO PLAY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IN THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 MOVIE BEING RELEASED ON DECEMBER 20TH 2024

WHAT DO YOU MEANNN?!?????

[blackandwhlteaesthetlc]

A long weekend means more time for movies! Forgive me Florence, I just wasn’t in the right headspace for A Good Person. Maybe next weekend. ❤️‍🩹

I was, however, fully in the mood for some escapism and ultimate movie magic. And this weekend delivered!

I could watch Keanu beat the shit out of dozens of stunt performers for hours. Gimme, gimme, gimme! 🤩 What a ride, I absolutely love this franchise and hope it keeps going. I can’t believe I haven’t gotten sick of the formula yet. But then again that’s the power of Keanu Reeves. If you’re not too turned off by violence, take yourself to a dark theater, get your favorite snacks, and take in all the beautiful fight choreography and wonderful performances from the whole cast. I need Bill Skarsgård and Donnie Yen in everything.

And then we have Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I love you forever, Chris Pine! Goddammit is that man charming, funny AND ridiculously good looking. I owed him one for not supporting the last film he released in theaters. To be fair, he didn’t do too much to support it either. 🤭 But I’m so happy he’s been promoting this one across the globe. Serving looks and charisma everywhere he goes. I just saw this one beat John Wick at the box office this weekend.

Fingers crossed this encourages the studio to green light a sequel. It has the potential to develop into a franchise too. This cast deserves it, their chemistry was fantastic. If you’re cool with the same level of action you’d get out of a Marvel or DC film, this one gave a similar vibes. Also, did I mention Chris Pine??

[corvids-corner]

Explained character ai to my mom and she said “So it’s like you’re making a fake friend? That’s sad” 💀

[sweetiepie08]

Keanu Reeves is the guy walking around in the background of their epic immortal battles in a bathrobe with a bowl of cereal going “I’m not here.”

He’s the Doyle of immortals

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[cyavillaarts]

Gambit

(Keanu Reeves traced)

Remy Etienne LeBeau

[rodspurethoughts]

Keanu Reeves' BRZRKR: A Thrilling Comic Book Series and Possible Netflix Adaptation

Check out non-stop action with the BRZRKR comic book series co-created by Keanu Reeves and Matt Kindt! Follow the immortal warrior Berzerker through history and stay tuned for news on possible Netflix adaptations. #BRZRKR #KeanuReeves #comicbook #Netflix

BRZRKR is a comic book series that has been generating a lot of buzz since its debut in March 2021. Created and written by Keanu Reeves and Matt Kindt, with artwork by Ron Garney, the series follows an immortal warrior named Berzerker as he fights his way through different eras of history. The first issue of the 12-issue limited series was published by Boom! Studios and raised over $1.4 million…

[catcavaleri]

[shelderon]

And his name is Gary OLDman too!

[regina-del-cielo]

Maybe it's a 'study finds water is wet' type of thought, but

considering it's an action movie whose overall plot is "immortal warriors Fuck Shit Up™️", I think it's significant that in The Old Guard the thing that makes Copley pull red strings through his Murder Conspiracy Board and say "[Merrick] doesn't care what [Andy]'s done with [her immortality]" is the people they save, not the ones they kill

Most of the Conspiracy Board is him circling random newspaper headlines and faces on old photographs to (more or less realistically) follow the immortals' treck through the world and big historical events. Which is, in-canon, not much different than putting portraits from different centuries next to a picture of Keanu Reeves and saying "they look the same, clearly Reeves is an immortal!"

But then there are the connections. A little girl holding Joe's hand in WW1 becoming the youngest (and first) woman to be awarded a Nobel Prize for Medicine (suck it, Kozak). Or the grandchild of a family that Andy saved from [something] helping people escape from the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia.

They are warriors. They have fought and been in the midst of countless wars, major or minor, throughout history. They must have killed as many people as they saved... and yet.

It's not them taking out a random warlord or dictator or rabidly hateful politician that has tangible repercussions in history. It's the children and families they get out of war zones, save from accidents, protect from natural disasters. People to whom they give a second chance at life, and grow to change the world (or even just their own world), like a mysterious stranger once changed theirs just by holding out a hand or patching a wound.

I don't know I just think it's particularly neat

[rubedeckillerofficial]

Keanu Reeves teamed up with China Mieville, one of the greatest living authors of the New Weird movement, to write a novel about his edgy self-insert OC who’s an 80,000 year old immortal warrior who was born because his mom fucked lightning. Cringe culture is dead and John Wick himself killed it. Write your goddamn stories and don’t let anyone tell you they’re cringe.

[nudityandnerdery]

We talk about immortal celebrities, like Keanu Reeves and Oscar Isaac and stuff, but...

Should we talk about Matt Mercer and Cesare Borgia?