#kazoo skills

[howdoesone]

How does one flirt using a kazoo as a musical instrument?

Unleashing the Charm: Flirting with a Kazoo as Your Musical Wingman Flirting is an art form that knows no bounds, transcending traditional methods and embracing creativity in all its forms. While most people might not immediately think of a kazoo as a tool for seduction, this quirky musical instrument can be surprisingly effective in capturing attention, sparking conversation, and leaving a…

[glitterghost]

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[alt0stratuscloud]

Ros, after pangi played the kazoo: "I learned you have a skill"

Pangi: ". did you think I had no skills?"

ros:

ros: "it's not very common for people in the green and red factions"

[brooklynisher]

HEY ALL!

Spgtober 2024 is on the way!

I'll be hosting spgtober this time around. You can expect some art, rbs, and reminders from me!

I encourage everyone to participate, no matter what skill level, or medium you work with! If you do choose to participate, then please use the #spgtober 2024 tag. I'd love to see what you can all come up with.

Remember to take breaks when necessary and try not to overexert yourself. 31 days is a lot! No shame if you can't make it through the whole month or if you miss a day or two.

Prompts in text format below

Rabbit

Dance

Fire

Zer0

Hat

Secondary Robot

Human

Electricity

The Spine

Powering Down

The Sea

Mess

Buffering

Hatchworth

Bone

Quiet

The Jon

Monster

Hero Meetup

Manor

Mime

Upgrade

Cats

Food

Duality

Core

Kazoo

1890s

Green Portal

Shiny

Halloween Party

[depressed-fern]

batfam idea.

Bruce has the meme comprehension skills of a retirement home resident, and out of spite, the majority of his sidekicks decide to randomly quote memes when he's in the room to confuse him.

Dick, watching Damian throw knives at his siblings: What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

Jason, slamming open the door to the manor: I LIVED, BITCH.

Tim, being asked to read files for a case: What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

Damian, finally giving up and saying a quote so Tim will leave him alone: ...Look at all these chickens.

Steph, as Cass plays Darude Sandstorm on a kazoo in the background: That's all she really does, ever since she brought that five dollar kazoo.

Duke, watching Jason and Tim fight: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

Alfred, having been taught memes, watching the kids fucking around: Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe.

[starry-teacup]

contrarian plays the kazoo constantly to drive narry and anyone else they can irritate crazy. little does anyone know they are extremely skilled with the viola, the guitar, and the pan flute. they've mentioned it before but no one will ever believe them. they think it's funnier that way

[le-sluagh]

#6 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Riddler: Hi, who's this? Joker changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

?: What's mine?

Riddler: Dwarf.

?: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Riddler: Oh, hey Penguin.

Penguin: FUCK!

*****

Poison Ivy: Does everyone know their job for today?

Joker: Vacuum the flowers.

Harley Quinn: Water the carpet.

Two Face: Wash the dishes.

Poison Ivy: Close enough.

*****

*During Legion of Doom Meeting*

Lex Luthor: Is there something you would like to say, Riddler?

Riddler: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

*****

Poison Ivy: Are you having another depressive episode?

Two Face: A depressive episode?

Two Face: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

*****

*Joker is shopping with Lex Luthor*

Joker: Can I get a pistol who sounds like a kazoo?

Lex Luthor, shrugging: If there’s one on sale.

*****

*Villain's cooking skills*

Lex Luthor and Penguin: *master chef* ... *My bad. Have a master chef*

Bane and Harvey Dent: *master chef* (Not of Lex or Penguin)

Poison Ivy, Riddler and Mr.Freeze: *knows a few recipes*

Two Face: *can follow instructions on a box*

Mad Hatter: *only good to make cake*

Scarecrow: *made toast once*

Harley Quinn: *Think she’s a really good cooker* … *Spoiler she’s not*

Joker: *banned from the kitchen*

*****

Riddler: I haven't seen Mad Hatter and Scarecrow for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Mad Hatter and Scarecrow running after it in a panic. Riddler doesn't look outside at all.*

Riddler: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

*****

Riddler: *out cold on the ground*

Harley Quinn: Oh my god, do you think he’s okay?!

Mr. Freeze, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Riddler’s face*

*****

Joker: *sees Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy together*

Joker: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Two Face: You mean... you ship them?

*****

Riddler: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Penguin: It was autocorrect.

Riddler: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot"?

Penguin: Yes.

[sunncutter]

Right, so, about those monsters! It turns out they might be smarter than you are, because you can’t just walk up to them and start swinging, and they also look to have little interest in your cute traps and snares. You’re going to have to get creative about it, before the hunters become the hunted. [Grants Any Skill +1] (starter for @deliverred)

It had been some years since she had boarded a boat set for waters fraught with peril - charted, and found to be dangerous beyond all compare - but when Lyn had received the commission from the church, her first assignment and she had seen that her partner beside her was well-armored, she found herself once more on the deck of a pirate ship bound for the isle that called itself Dread.

The climes could not have been more different, where Valor was densely covered in fog and the chill of its epithet, this chain of islands fairly drowned in sunlight, the cacophonous noise of birdsong and teeming with life, rather than a circling void of it.

It had only taken a few minutes with their company to realize that the commission was less accurate than detailed on the paper. Where it had been suggested that there might have been hoards of invasive beasts threatening native populations, in need of trapping and extermination, if not relocation, what actually awaited she and Lukas was…

Well. Perhaps not too far off. Lyn avoided looking at their charges, if she could, that her face wouldn't twist into a bitter grimace - decadent nobles, layered in frothy linen in expensive cuts, mimicking travellers' kit but in a way that showed neither wear nor intention, cooing at one another and taking the scenery in with large eyes.

"My lord Lemonde, you've made a marvel, you should truly be pleased with yourself."

He was, if the expression on his face was any indication, though he simpered and demurred, waving it off with promises that they hadn't yet seen anything.

Propping her chin onto one hand, Lyn's hand grazed over the surface of the pristine blue waters, flicking teasing droplets of water at the tiny schools of fish that came to nibble at her fingertips.

"You've been quiet," she said to her partner, cocking her head at him. "Have you been told what exactly it is we're waiting to see? If you ask me this all seems…" She shook her head before she could say any of the words her heart longed to voice. "Excessive."

up next we have a lovely rendition of the jurassic park theme for kazoo

[goldenboymetori]

People will tell you that kazoos are stupid. That they sound bad. Don't listen to them.

Kazoos are definitely hot, because you know what all people think is hot? Being funny

And what is funnier than taking an instrument that has a reputation for being cheap and bad and playing it with the skill of a whole classical orchestra

I’m not sure if the kazoo is for me, I’m not very good at being funny. I’d rather stick to actual instruments like the violin.

[amoirsetpacis]

Generate ten headcanons for your muse and then either accept ✔ or reject ✖ them.

Vash can play the kazoo. ✔ || he can now because I think it would be hilarious. he'd be so fucking annoying. hell yeah

Vash uses the word "fuck" like a comma. ✖ || Vash does curse, but doesn't really use fuck all that often.

If Vash likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. ✔ || absolutely he pebbles things to people but it's probably just little small things like a cute flower or a piece of candy or also yeah probably a cool rock

Vash does not know what sleep is. ✔ || guy has crazy stress/anxiety and PTSD induced insomnia which like, doesn't mesh well with the whole 'your body is physically decaying lol' thing he's got going on. doesn't really help he's getting More stressors lately. if he sleeps he sleeps but there are times where he just Doesn't. imo during the events of the actual series he could probably go for days at a time without sleep if he pushed himself [ which he very much did ]

Vash tackles and wrestles people to show affection. ✔ || yeah but just Wolfwood lol. they gotta wrastle

Vash likes board games, but no one else wants to play with them. ✔ || he's a sore loser :/

Vash will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being. ✔ || oh absolutely 100%. 99% of the time the chaos is indeed his fault if he's in the vicinity, or he sticks his nose in it somehow even when it's not needed, so on the extremely rare chance he didn't start and/or butt into the situation, he'll definitely be pouty and vocal about the fact that it's not his fault why are you still blaming him--!!

Vash enjoys doing taxes. ✖ || he'd rather try and have a civil talk with Legato, the guy who literally tortured him for seven months.

Vash is afraid to close their eyes in the shower. ✖ || not really. even back home, where he was in a lot more danger a lot more often, he had enough faith in his skills that nothing bad would happen unless his paranoia was getting really bad. nowadays he'll doze off in the bath if he's not careful. old fart

Vash can kill you in an instant, but wont. ✔ || yeah this is literally canon lol

[miru667]

hi Miru!!! ^^

i’ve been drawing your beautiful Audrey a lot lately, which made me want to know more about her :D but the question that i really want to ask is, what is Audrey’s music taste?

like any favorite artists, songs, maybe even albums? or genres in general?

or maybe just songs that remind you of Audrey in any way! just curious since i think shes neat :3

SAMYYYY ARE YOU SERIOUSSS i dont know what to sayyyy 😭💖💖💖 PLEASE if you're drawing her I'd like to see your drawings ;;o;;!! 🙏 And thank you for the kind ask!

As a matter of fact I've made youtube playlists for her before! I think they need updating but they're still relatively accurate: Playlist of songs that remind me of her: [link] Playlist of the kind of songs that she enjoys: [link] Playlist of a few songs that she's learned on the guitar: [link]

Her favourite artist is Taylor Swift, whom she calls Swiftdrey, because she's convinced by her voice that she's another Audrey. 😅 I LOVE MY META REASONING OKAY... Other than Swiftdrey, she tends to love cozy retro songs that can make her feel happy and want to dance, because she really needs that kind of serotonin in a post-apocalypse. That's also why she really loves a lot of Christmas songs as well. A few of the songs on her playlists are also songs that she discovered through people she's close to, so they're very sentimental to her (and she's a sentimental gal)

Oh! And special shoutout to her friend Bean's music! He's a singer-songwriter and Audrey Grace is his self-proclaimed number one fan. I don't have samples of his stuff but I imagine it's like Steven Universe vibes, Lemon you can correct me if you see this xP He made a mixtape for her once and it's one of her greatest secret treasures

What else...oh yeah, I know I linked a guitar playlist up there for her but don't be fooled, her main instrumental skill is in piano! I've never really thought too hard about what kind of piano music she likes though, so she probably likes everything. She always gets excited when she hears classical piano pieces. She started learning since she was very little. Guitar she only started learning in her late teens. She's also a kazoo master but I'm not sure if that qualifies haha

[artanissnow]

Bard adventures in Faerun.

Rip kazoo..

The ability to get people to stab themselves over and over again.

You have a certain lack of skills… but not really. Everyone underestimates the bard and their ability to annoy people to death. As well as taunting to cause pain.

She also can drink you to explosion

She shall be the distraction

Just toss the coin already

A bard asks the important questions

Mayhem is fun

[willtheweaver]

Alpha-write

Thanks for the tag @whatwewrotepodcast

Write a sentence or short paragraph starting with each letter of the alphabet

A- “Almonds…it could be one of two things. Orgeat syrup, or cyanide.”

“And you just drank the whole thing.”

B- Build a bridge, they said. They continently forgot to mention that it was over a gorge inhabited by two feuding dragons.

C- “Cover our faces with big hoods…the stupidest disguise in the world.”

“Well it was good enough to fool the guards.”

D- “Do you know what is more annoying than one unskippable ad?”

“Three of them, one after the other.”

E- Euros, krona, yen, pesos, dollars…who needed to keep this much physical money, and in so many different denominations?

F- “First a drizzle, then a shower, and now a fully fledged hurricane?”

“I told you that rain spell was beyond your skill level!”

G- “Giving me, a newly promoted Ensign command of the King’s new man-of-war is a terrible idea. But since the last battle wiped out all the senior officers, I have no choice but to go out and disappoint the entire navy.”

H- He liked the desert. There was a stark beauty to the red rocks silhouetted against the sky, to the sand dunes and the rare oasis.

I- “I guess I got the order of applying the cream and jam on the scone wrong?”

“What do you think?”

“I think if I ever step in Cornwall again, the locals will be displaying my head on a spike.”

J-“Jerk chicken?”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“This is an Indonesian restaurant.”

K- “Kelpies, redcaps, banshees…is there anything here that won’t spell my doom?”

L- Last customer just went on a rant after I said we cannot make a steaming iced decaf coffee with three shots of espresso and ‘extra creamy’ whipped cream. I’d quit, but I have rent and student loans to pay.

M- “Mari Lwyd is outside the door.”

“What?”

N- Nine of Swords, The Chariot reversed…and the third card was blank.

O-“Oak? He always used mesquite.”

P- Plutonium. More than enough to blow the city sky high.

Q- “Queen to D6, you said? Well, you just made a big blunder. King to C8. Stalemate.”

R- Right on cue, a column of thick black smoke appeared over the hedgerow.

S- “Seduction? Really?”

“You should have put all your points into charisma.”

T- “To my eye, it looks like a black hole.”

“And you’re taking the ship right into it!”

U- Under the floorboards, behind the bookshelf, inside the fireplace…the priest hole was somewhere nearby.

V- Velvet curtains. Smooth to the touch, and wet with the Baron’s blood.

W- “Why must I pay more money for a game I paid in full two days ago!!??”

X- “Xavier…I think there’s a reason most bards don’t play kazoo.”

Y- You’re telling me the battle of Hastings, the destruction of Pompeii, and the fall of the Round Table were all your fault?”

“They were all accidents! Well, I had no choice with Pompeii, and I could not change history and let Arthur have a happy ending. And don’t get me started about that meddling monk!”

Z- Zero hundred hours. Time to get to work.

Tagging @mxxnlightwriting @theaistired @mysticstarlightduck @revenantlore @mundanemoongirl

@fantasy-things-and-such @theeccentricraven @drchenquill @diabolical-blue @honeybewrites and open tag

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Idea: What if Harley kept her clown aesthetic at first because she was dedicating herself to REVENGE against the Joker? Then it's more of a "I'm going to kill you with the exact skills you gave me PUDDIN. Then I'll play you a funeral dirge on a freaking kazoo."

That still doesn't work when she goes full face turn, but I guess it could have bought them time to have her as an anti-villain until they could properly give her her own non-clown identity.

It would be better than what we have. As long as there was eventually a new non-clown identity, there's a pretty good story you can tell where, during her quest for revenge, she realizes that her entire obsession with getting that revenge is just another way the Joker is controlling her life. To truly break away, she needs to forgive him and make a clean break from him, Gotham, and everything that entails. It would be an actual realistic storyline that touches on real world issues (since so many people are obsessed with revenge against their ideological enemies to their own detriment) and it brings comics back around towards classic morality, instead of "kill em all!" edgy teen schlop.

[plumadot]

I like to think that Scar's actually quite the skilled musician and can pick up a wide variety of instruments to use in a hitch

But for everyday use he just sings little jingles with a tambourine, kazoo, or harmonica (think smth like the thing Bert had at the beginning in Mary Poppins) (wait actually that's a great idea nevermind he should use that thing that would be amazing)

yes ghkfdjhkjfdh omg. he should just be able to do a little bit of everything. and make up short little ditties on the fly :D

[altocat]

Can Sephiroth play any instruments?

Sephiroth is very skilled on the piano, introduced at an early age by Professor Gast. While Hojo had discouraged such "indulgences", Sephiroth quickly takes to expanding on his talent and actually grows to be a very competent pianist as an adult. He is known for slipping away during crowded company galas in search of a piano in the building. That way he can at least look pretty playing without having to stand around talking to people.

Bonus: Sephiroth is incongruiously amused by the kazoo to almost childish proportions. Whenever Zack swings by the office to doot annoyingly at everyone with his kazoo, Sephiroth is quietly snickering behind his hands the entire time.

Bonus 2: Sephiroth does NOT like the sound of bagpipes. He will immediately frizz up the second he hears them, back arched, eyes in full slit mode, ready to spring. It's a gut reaction. The noise hurts his sensitive ears 💔