#kazoo skills

[howdoesone]

How does one flirt using a kazoo as a musical instrument?

Unleashing the Charm: Flirting with a Kazoo as Your Musical Wingman Flirting is an art form that knows no bounds, transcending traditional methods and embracing creativity in all its forms. While most people might not immediately think of a kazoo as a tool for seduction, this quirky musical instrument can be surprisingly effective in capturing attention, sparking conversation, and leaving a…

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

an overview of the first day of my three day weekend from work pre move-in sprint weekend:

set up the electricity for my new place and the old place cancellation

set up the internet service transfer (alas i will not be able to watch indycar races this week most likely but we stay silly)

got renters insurance

hassled my landlords so we may not have to pay the entire goddamn electricity bill from the flooding damage

hired movers

ordered a sandwich for victory

started dungeon meshi

demolished said sandwich about halfway into the episode

[thousandth-island]

ik all of ink theory has a musical background but in my heart Bibi graduated music school with 0 understanding of music theory at all and she likes the kazoo bc of how easy it was to learn

[landoverwater]

Finally, I have found my audience.

[devildomsoup]

Silly little headcanons #2

Silly Little Headcanons #1

Lucifer

He sleeps with socks on.

Has on multiple occasions carried a crying Asmodeus around.

His home screen on his phone is a picture of his brothers with a poorly edited Cerberus in the background.

Can sing the entirety of Bohemian Rapsody without missing a note.

Mammon

Has a drawer with all the things Luke has given him. There's a lock on it.

Stands with one foot on his thigh when preparing noodles.

His keys are attached to his pants because he kept forgetting them.

Ruffles his brothers' hair. All of them.

Leviathan

Remembers everyone's favourite shows so he can buy them merchandise for their birthday.

Makes stickers so he can decorate Henry's fish tank.

Brings glowsticks to Beel's Fangol games.

Wears wrist warmers during winter.

Satan

Has kicked Lucifer in the balls more than one time.

He has a tendency to bump his hip into tables and chairs, you name it

Really good at jump ropes. He can even do tricks.

Has a secret stash of catnip.

Asmodeus

Ran a marathon in heels out of spite.

Had a slime Deviltube channel back when it was trendy.

Very skilled at origami. Made a bouquet for MC's birthday.

Has fallen down the stairs quite a few times.

Beelzebub

Ate the slime Asmodeus made for his Deviltube channel. It's a mystery how he didn't end up sick.

Kicked the front door off its hinges by accident 13 times in the span of 5 days.

Eats most fruits without peeling them first.

Makes a buzzing sound when you scratch his head.

Belphegor

Will take naps on any bed, but it has a tendency to not be his own.

Almost drowned in a bowl of soup once because he fell asleep.

This man never wears matching socks.

If he moos at cows, they will come running to him. He is the cow summoner.

Simeon

Falls for clickbait at least twice per day.

Accidently ordered 100 spoons online instead of 10. He won't run our spoons any time soon.

Likes to make flower arrangements.

Sleeps with a giant Teddy bear that takes up half the bed.

Raphael

He sounds like he's about to keel over and die every time he coughs.

Brings Solomon's cooking with him for lunch.

Forgot Luke in a supermarket.

Randomly brings animals with him to Purgatory Hall.

Luke

Has a hard time telling left from right.

Owns multiple kazoos.

He will never admit but he really enjoys shoulder rides.

Likes to spin around on office chairs. Sometimes he does it too much and ends up extremely dizzy.

Solomon

He once caused a chemical reaction with his cooking that forced the residents of Purgatory to live at the castle for a week.

Has no feelings in his pinky toes. He will ram them into a table leg full force and not even flinch.

Falls asleep on the couch all the time.

Can mimic animal sounds like a pro.

Thirteen

Falls out of her bed all the time. She moves a lot in her sleep.

Her very first trap was a bucket of water on a door. It hit Solomon straight on the head.

Really good at acrobatics.

Had a pet squirrel for many years. It died of old age and Thirteen was devastated when it happened.

Diavolo

Almost broke Barbatos' hand out of excitement when going to the cinema for the first. He apologised for weeks after the incident.

Skilled at climbing. It really comes in handy when he wants to sneak out of the castle.

Likes to do rubber duck races.

Hits his head on doorframes all the time.

Barbatos

Will randomly just do cartwheels.

Slides down the railings in the castle when there isn't anyone around to see it.

Likes to play the piano with the Little D.'s

Don't be surprised if you see birds or other animals help Barbatos. Demon Snow White.

Mephistopheles

He can and will destroy you in Uno.

Helps Luke with homework from time to time. Don't tell anyone though.

Has high kicked a demon into the ceiling because he heard them conspire against Diavolo.

He has a great singing voice.

[brooklynisher]

HEY ALL!

Spgtober 2024 is on the way!

I'll be hosting spgtober this time around. You can expect some art, rbs, and reminders from me!

I encourage everyone to participate, no matter what skill level, or medium you work with! If you do choose to participate, then please use the #spgtober 2024 tag. I'd love to see what you can all come up with.

Remember to take breaks when necessary and try not to overexert yourself. 31 days is a lot! No shame if you can't make it through the whole month or if you miss a day or two.

Prompts in text format below

Rabbit

Dance

Fire

Zer0

Hat

Secondary Robot

Human

Electricity

The Spine

Powering Down

The Sea

Mess

Buffering

Hatchworth

Bone

Quiet

The Jon

Monster

Hero Meetup

Manor

Mime

Upgrade

Cats

Food

Duality

Core

Kazoo

1890s

Green Portal

Shiny

Halloween Party

[theminecraftbee]

Scar lies out under the moon. Mumbo and Grian have fallen asleep in their tents after a long campfire of heckling Mumbo about his middling ukulele skills and Grian about his even worse kazoo skills. (Scar would like to state that his own horn skills were perfect.) They'd planted flowers, they'd spied on the great big square of technology in front of them, and they'd discovered Grian is allergic to sand now, for some reason. It had been fun, and companionable, and not at all like the preamble for anything else.

Unfortunately, Scar has been here before.

On the other side.

And, okay, just because something rhymes with history doesn't mean it's the same thing, right? Unlike last time, this hadn't all started out with secrets and fun experiments and Grian getting unnecessarily miffed about a time machine he really shouldn't have had in the first place. Also, Mumbo is here. And Zedaph, apparently? Scar hasn't put together how Zedaph is involved but if Zedaph is involved it can't be the same concern at all--

--except. Well. It's Doc. And Scar's been on the other side of this before. Both sides. An expert on both sides. He's an expert on aliens now, too! Maybe time travel? Grian's probably more of an expert on time travel but after the whole Rift thing Scar's pretty sure if he asked Grian about it Grian would punch him and like, he'd deserve it, but it'd still hurt, you know? And...

Scar turns some of the lovely, perfect cherry blossom petals over in his hands. They're soft and smooth and also not actually the thing that ended up being a match for Doc at all, except for the trident thing.

Also, Scar still remembers the moon thing from last season. Gosh, between the moon and the Rift and whatever the aliens were Mumbo accidentally angered in season seven that made them all swap places for a bit and--not important. The important part of the moon thing is that Doc had been involved.

Scar doesn't. Hm. It's not that he doesn't trust Doc. He does! He super trusts Doc! He also super trusts Grian! They're his pals! His buddies! His comrades-in-arms! Also, Mumbo's here, and if that's not a trustworthy mustache, Scar doesn't know what is, and--

--and--

Scar has been on the other side of this before.

A dragon roars above the flagpole.

...it's probably fine. He's making up shadows to worry about. He didn't used to do that, you know! Probably didn't have as many shadows to be worried about, honestly, but hey, that's all a part of hanging out with his buddies! He'll just stay out here and sleep with one eye open and his bow by his side. He's ready to be a fool every night but the one it matters, right?

He licks his lips nervously and falls asleep thinking about the cyclical nature of stories.

[moredifferentthanusual]

Deconstruct the idea of "good" people and "bad" people. As a kid I would sit and cry about how I was a terrible person. I knew this because adults in my life would frequently tell me so. Thing is all this spiraling about my moral worth kept me from thinking in terms of actions. In reality I was doing bad things! Because I was mimicking the behaviour of adults who liked to constantly tell a little kid they were inherently bad!

Once I accepted I may be a bad person but I could still try to be kind things drastically improved.

I don't believe in good or bad people anymore. Everyone's the protagonist of their own life. We're all unreliable narrators. Try to treat people the way they ask to be treated and try to listen.

every post i see that's like "if you're scared of being like [bad person] that's means you're better than them and won't be like them" and it's like. lmao. my dad used to have crying sessions where he would confess his fear of being like his mother and causing me to grow up to hate him. usually after he did something fucking awful, to redirect the attention to his own pain. the girl who sexually assaulted me had panic attacks sometimes about the idea of maybe being a rapist, making it impossible to set sexual boundaries with her without her freaking out. whether you're afraid of being some kind of bad person has basically no bearing on whether you are that way

[depressed-fern]

batfam idea.

Bruce has the meme comprehension skills of a retirement home resident, and out of spite, the majority of his sidekicks decide to randomly quote memes when he's in the room to confuse him.

Dick, watching Damian throw knives at his siblings: What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

Jason, slamming open the door to the manor: I LIVED, BITCH.

Tim, being asked to read files for a case: What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

Damian, finally giving up and saying a quote so Tim will leave him alone: ...Look at all these chickens.

Steph, as Cass plays Darude Sandstorm on a kazoo in the background: That's all she really does, ever since she brought that five dollar kazoo.

Duke, watching Jason and Tim fight: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

Alfred, having been taught memes, watching the kids fucking around: Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe.

[fuck-john-calvin]

contrarian plays the kazoo constantly to drive narry and anyone else they can irritate crazy. little does anyone know they are extremely skilled with the viola, the guitar, and the pan flute. they've mentioned it before but no one will ever believe them. they think it's funnier that way

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

really how the fuck do you even write a cover letter for a goddamn BARISTA PART TIME JOB

[sunncutter]

Right, so, about those monsters! It turns out they might be smarter than you are, because you can’t just walk up to them and start swinging, and they also look to have little interest in your cute traps and snares. You’re going to have to get creative about it, before the hunters become the hunted. [Grants Any Skill +1] (starter for @deliverred)

It had been some years since she had boarded a boat set for waters fraught with peril - charted, and found to be dangerous beyond all compare - but when Lyn had received the commission from the church, her first assignment and she had seen that her partner beside her was well-armored, she found herself once more on the deck of a pirate ship bound for the isle that called itself Dread.

The climes could not have been more different, where Valor was densely covered in fog and the chill of its epithet, this chain of islands fairly drowned in sunlight, the cacophonous noise of birdsong and teeming with life, rather than a circling void of it.

It had only taken a few minutes with their company to realize that the commission was less accurate than detailed on the paper. Where it had been suggested that there might have been hoards of invasive beasts threatening native populations, in need of trapping and extermination, if not relocation, what actually awaited she and Lukas was…

Well. Perhaps not too far off. Lyn avoided looking at their charges, if she could, that her face wouldn't twist into a bitter grimace - decadent nobles, layered in frothy linen in expensive cuts, mimicking travellers' kit but in a way that showed neither wear nor intention, cooing at one another and taking the scenery in with large eyes.

"My lord Lemonde, you've made a marvel, you should truly be pleased with yourself."

He was, if the expression on his face was any indication, though he simpered and demurred, waving it off with promises that they hadn't yet seen anything.

Propping her chin onto one hand, Lyn's hand grazed over the surface of the pristine blue waters, flicking teasing droplets of water at the tiny schools of fish that came to nibble at her fingertips.

"You've been quiet," she said to her partner, cocking her head at him. "Have you been told what exactly it is we're waiting to see? If you ask me this all seems…" She shook her head before she could say any of the words her heart longed to voice. "Excessive."

up next we have a lovely rendition of the jurassic park theme for kazoo

[le-sluagh]

#6 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Riddler: Hi, who's this? Joker changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

?: What's mine?

Riddler: Dwarf.

?: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Riddler: Oh, hey Penguin.

Penguin: FUCK!

*****

Poison Ivy: Does everyone know their job for today?

Joker: Vacuum the flowers.

Harley Quinn: Water the carpet.

Two Face: Wash the dishes.

Poison Ivy: Close enough.

*****

*During Legion of Doom Meeting*

Lex Luthor: Is there something you would like to say, Riddler?

Riddler: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

*****

Poison Ivy: Are you having another depressive episode?

Two Face: A depressive episode?

Two Face: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

*****

*Joker is shopping with Lex Luthor*

Joker: Can I get a pistol who sounds like a kazoo?

Lex Luthor, shrugging: If there’s one on sale.

*****

*Villain's cooking skills*

Lex Luthor and Penguin: *master chef* ... *My bad. Have a master chef*

Bane and Harvey Dent: *master chef* (Not of Lex or Penguin)

Poison Ivy, Riddler and Mr.Freeze: *knows a few recipes*

Two Face: *can follow instructions on a box*

Mad Hatter: *only good to make cake*

Scarecrow: *made toast once*

Harley Quinn: *Think she’s a really good cooker* … *Spoiler she’s not*

Joker: *banned from the kitchen*

*****

Riddler: I haven't seen Mad Hatter and Scarecrow for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Mad Hatter and Scarecrow running after it in a panic. Riddler doesn't look outside at all.*

Riddler: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

*****

Riddler: *out cold on the ground*

Harley Quinn: Oh my god, do you think he’s okay?!

Mr. Freeze, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Riddler’s face*

*****

Joker: *sees Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy together*

Joker: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Two Face: You mean... you ship them?

*****

Riddler: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Penguin: It was autocorrect.

Riddler: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot"?

Penguin: Yes.

[miru667]

hi Miru!!! ^^

i’ve been drawing your beautiful Audrey a lot lately, which made me want to know more about her :D but the question that i really want to ask is, what is Audrey’s music taste?

like any favorite artists, songs, maybe even albums? or genres in general?

or maybe just songs that remind you of Audrey in any way! just curious since i think shes neat :3

SAMYYYY ARE YOU SERIOUSSS i dont know what to sayyyy 😭💖💖💖 PLEASE if you're drawing her I'd like to see your drawings ;;o;;!! 🙏 And thank you for the kind ask!

As a matter of fact I've made youtube playlists for her before! I think they need updating but they're still relatively accurate: Playlist of songs that remind me of her: [link] Playlist of the kind of songs that she enjoys: [link] Playlist of a few songs that she's learned on the guitar: [link]

Her favourite artist is Taylor Swift, whom she calls Swiftdrey, because she's convinced by her voice that she's another Audrey. 😅 I LOVE MY META REASONING OKAY... Other than Swiftdrey, she tends to love cozy retro songs that can make her feel happy and want to dance, because she really needs that kind of serotonin in a post-apocalypse. That's also why she really loves a lot of Christmas songs as well. A few of the songs on her playlists are also songs that she discovered through people she's close to, so they're very sentimental to her (and she's a sentimental gal)

Oh! And special shoutout to her friend Bean's music! He's a singer-songwriter and Audrey Grace is his self-proclaimed number one fan. I don't have samples of his stuff but I imagine it's like Steven Universe vibes, Lemon you can correct me if you see this xP He made a mixtape for her once and it's one of her greatest secret treasures

What else...oh yeah, I know I linked a guitar playlist up there for her but don't be fooled, her main instrumental skill is in piano! I've never really thought too hard about what kind of piano music she likes though, so she probably likes everything. She always gets excited when she hears classical piano pieces. She started learning since she was very little. Guitar she only started learning in her late teens. She's also a kazoo master but I'm not sure if that qualifies haha

[artanissnow]

Bard adventures in Faerun.

Rip kazoo..

The ability to get people to stab themselves over and over again.

You have a certain lack of skills… but not really. Everyone underestimates the bard and their ability to annoy people to death. As well as taunting to cause pain.

She also can drink you to explosion

She shall be the distraction

Just toss the coin already

A bard asks the important questions

Mayhem is fun

[plumadot]

I like to think that Scar's actually quite the skilled musician and can pick up a wide variety of instruments to use in a hitch

But for everyday use he just sings little jingles with a tambourine, kazoo, or harmonica (think smth like the thing Bert had at the beginning in Mary Poppins) (wait actually that's a great idea nevermind he should use that thing that would be amazing)

yes ghkfdjhkjfdh omg. he should just be able to do a little bit of everything. and make up short little ditties on the fly :D