depressed-fern
depressed-fern
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Variety blog with completely random posts and schedule. Aroace ♠️, Demigirl, INTP-T, EST timezone. Alts: @every-time-is-spookytime, @pkmnprofaspen
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depressed-fern · 14 minutes ago
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not fully a soulsona but I thought it'd be fun to reimagine Kris as a pokemon and never finished with anything but the soul so here's it's design!
it's this glowing red butterfly with heart shaped wings and a lower set of wings to better show off the fact it is in fact a butterfly here.
I've taken to calling it Soulfly and it mostly just kinda flutters around near Kris with a sort of psychic or magical or whatever connection that can negatively affect Kris if it goes too far away like the soul being removed would in canon. if it communicates at all it does so via telepathic whispers sent directly to Kris and no one else can hear them.
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depressed-fern · 27 minutes ago
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depressed-fern · 32 minutes ago
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Vessel
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depressed-fern · 1 hour ago
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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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depressed-fern · 1 hour ago
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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
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depressed-fern · 1 hour ago
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depressed-fern · 1 hour ago
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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.
well…darn
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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unholy amalgamation:
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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CINNAMON-BUTTERSCOTCH PIE
Last time I checked, goats weren’t known for their cooking. Eating tin cans maybe, but not making pies that a single piece of can restore all of your health. That makes Toriel, the motherly anthropomorphic goat woman who dwells in The Ruins in Undertale, a very special goat. 
I was a bit dubious about this one at first, but the second it was finished and photographed, half of the pie mysteriously disappeared into our mouths. It’s sweet without being overwhelming and the cinnamon whipped cream gives it a delicious little kick. I actually made a tart rather than a pie, because it’s easier to finish a slightly smaller slice of tart rather than a huge gooey piece of pie. Recpe under the cut!
- MJ
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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Seems like nearly every day there’s a new person impersonating me. All DELTARUNE / UNDERTALE content that releases will be noted on official accounts and be credited to “Toby Fox”. If you see a strange post or tweet that looks like it’s from me, check the spelling of the username to make sure. Official Toby Fox Twitter Official DELTARUNE website
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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Papyrus, what's your favourite food?
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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doodles!
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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I think we should let more children run into the mysterious forest of wild pokemon that glow mysteriously!!!!!!!!!!! (This is not true but it is something I have heard people say when they ask why I am scared of fairy types!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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depressed-fern · 9 days ago
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