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badlucksav · 4 months

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20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you @nyamadermont for the tag!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 199. I don’t know what the 200th will be yet 😅

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 1,836,320. That’s a whole lot of characters kissing.

3. What fandoms do you write for? My most common ones are Avatar: The Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra, but I’ve also written fics for The 100, Six of Crows, Law & Order: SVU, Spiderman (Tom Holland), Harry Potter, MCU, The Last of Us, Soul Eater, Spy x Family, Stranger Things, and Twilight.

Honestly though I haven’t been writing much fanfic. I’ve shifted what focus I have for writing to poetry and original fiction.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

1. The Proposal — a Zutara AU based on the 2009 Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds movie of the same name.

2. An Unlikely Alliance — a Zutara season 2 divergence fic where they find themselves traveling together

3. Your Number 1 Fan — a NSFW Zutara AU where Katara is a cam girl and Zuko is a subscriber

4. Perks of Being Your Neighbor — a Zutara modern AU with fluffy good “neighbors” tropes as well as big brother Zuko to an orphaned Kiyi.

5. Play with Fire — yet another Zutara modern AU. This time, they’re in college. Slowburn, tons of pining.

5. Do you respond to comments?

I try to! Comments are a writer’s lifeblood. The only time I usually don’t is if the comment is rude or demanding of an update.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

That would hands down be The Conduit, if only because I left it on one hell of a cliffhanger and then never wrote the sequel.

My bad yo

Second angstiest (sort of?) would be The Ghost of You (iykyk)

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I like happy endings, so I feel like most of my fics have one. I’d say, for the level of pining and enemies-to-lovers aspect, The Proposal probably takes that cake.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Can’t get hate if you write rare pairs or rarely post

But yes, I used to. It actually drove me away from posting on ffn, and also drove me away from the Zutara fandom for a long time (and even still, I’ve never really come back).

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Oh yes, oh yes I have. And I write everything from soft vanilla first time sex to dirty kinky hot sex. Fully depends on my mood.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I don’t write them much, but the crackiest one was definitely the drabble I wrote throwing Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy, Joel from The Last of Us, and Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows into an elevator together.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I think I’ve had a few requests for permission to translate, but I’m not sure if anything was ever actually translated.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I co-wrote with @idklolwot!

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Oofers, what a loaded question. All time favorite? Like I have to pick one?? Impossible.

It’s a tie between Irosami and Zutara.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Oof, at this point like all of them 💀 at least as fanfic. I’m considering taking some and turning them into original fiction.

16. What are your writing strengths?

People seem to like the character interactions I write as well as how i describe settings and the character’s inner monologues.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I definitely find the climax/conclusion to be the hardest. Maybe that’s why I never finish fics.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

If I spoke other languages fluently, I think I’d give it a try. But I don’t, so I won’t.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

First fandom I wrote and posted for was Avatar: The Last Airbender. But I recently unlocked memories of writing super cringe Twilight fanfic in middle school that never saw the light of day.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

This answer changes often. There are so many fics I love for different reasons (The Conduit is some of my most creative work, The Fire and the Flood is some of my best writing, The Proposal is actually finished…) but as of right now, it’s The Fire and the Flood. Maybe because I’m rereading it and falling in love with it again.

Tagging some of my favorite writer folks. If you’ve already been tagged, feel free to ignore 🤣

@orangepanic @neva-borne @mycomfortblanket @krastbannert @authorjoydragon

#tag game #20 questions #20 questions for fic writers

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lollytea · 2 years

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I wonder who anyone else would be in addendum to Hunter & Willow. Luz & Amity line up pretty well with Jesper & Wylan, and a younger Eda & Raine could work as Kaz & Nina. Odalia would obviously be Van Eck and Brum would be Belos. I just wonder about characters such as Nikolai and Haskall.

I feel like the subject matters in Six of Crows are overall a little too heavy for the toh characters so I wouldn't do like. An outright copy-and-paste AU where the story and the universe and background are all exactly the same. If I were to do anything it'd be an AU inspired by Six of Crows, with the characters having similar arcs to their counterparts. So we just cherry pick what aspects of the book we want to keep.

It wouldn't exist in the Grishaverse. It's still the Demon Realm. They are still witches.

I could absolutely see Eda fulfilling the role of Haskall in this case but also she has entirely different reasons for doing the things she does. Haskall had different motivations for running the dregs, most of which being business motivated. Eda is simply chaotic and would absolutely just adopt a whole bunch of fucked up kids and form a criminal gang found family.

I feel like Eda and Raine absolutely could have had a story that resembled Kaz and Inej when they were younger. The tension between them being Eda's Owl Beast form rather than Kaz's trauma induced emotional barriers. It was just as passionate, just as full of longing, but it still ended tragically. Like Kaz staying in the Barrell and Inej becoming a captain of her own ship, Raine also left Bonesborough to work towards the rebellion. Now its just a matter of the two meeting again 👀

Luz and Amity as Jesper and Wylan??? Hello???? HELLO?????? These respective stories and characters align so perfectly I am literally about to combust. Amity being a rich girl who's just never been good enough and Odalia's solution to that is to fucking KILL HER?? Her becoming a run away and eventually being a key role to tearing her Mom's whole fucking world apart. Brainy and blushy and feral. Yes fantastic.

It's actually one parallel between Luz and Jesper that's killing me. The generational trauma mostly. Also both kids leaving home with the promise to "improve" themselves, only to end up in an entirely different "world" and lying to their parent about it. The parent loving their kid so much but also being so flawed, very much effected by the death of their spouse. Oh I'm gonna lose it.

And yeah okay Hunlow as Nina and Matthias obviously.

Okay okay okay okay so stay with me here. I miss Gus...where is Gus....I would like Gus. So here me out.

While Eda and Raine probably had the spirit of Kaz and Inej's story, once Eda grows older and becomes the Haskall, Matt and Gus become the placeholders for the roles in this new generation of delinquents.

Because like....Mattholomule Lastnameomule: The Bastard of Bonesborough. Tell me that's not the funniest shit ever? Tell me you don't want to see this tiny ugly little man literally terrorizing the whole fucking town. He is 3ft tall and he killed a man this morning. That's hilarious.

Meanwhile Gus is the Inej in the sense that he's tiny, speedy and slippery. While Inej was considered lethal with her knives, you don't want to fuck around with Gus, the kid who summons images so horrific he melts your brain. Inej was called the Wraith and Gus is called the Phantom.

Matty is the one "in charge" of the six of them (somehow?? Idk who voted for him?? Maybe Eda just picked up cuz he bites the hardest.) and Gus is definitely the one he's closest to. He and Gus be having all that marriage squabbling and mutual understanding that Kaz and Inej had.

The whole gang calls themselves the Owls <3

#rip steve #(oh i forgot to talk about nikolai. yeah i dont care about s&b characters much so he is nothing to me.)

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toastybugguy · 2 years

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Dude tell us ab the LR Descendants AU that sounds so fun I would like to hear the infodump

DUDE. Dude.

okay so this is a jumbled mess bc honestly this just started as an excuse to make silly little animatics in my head to my silly little songs LOLZ. BUT. I’m an idea man at heart. So here’s just a bunch of loosely connected ideas (that you can probably poke a ton of holes in). Just do what I did and take whatever you like and RUN W IT

- The VKs are Marcus and Skylar because Marcus is obvi and Skylar being evil was fun…. and also!! I think they should b friends!!!!

- Was pondering making Oliver and Bree the other VKs to fill out the cast and so I can unite my power couples and let them all be evil together. There is no real conclusion 2 this pondering bc I couldn’t decide which version I liked more AUWGh

- All the big baddies are on the Isle, so Douglas, Krane, Mr. Terror, Annihilator, Giselle, etc etc you get the gist

- Donald snuck the rats off the Isle where Douglas had created them before it descended into chaos and was closed off, and they now go to Auradon Prep where they continue to pretend to be average students

- People in Auradon know about bionics, but only the context of the Isle, so the general association is bionics = bad

- Leo takes the place of Ben, he helps keep their secret under wraps and coaches them on how to blend in

- Davenport constantly prepares them for the worst case scenario, telling them they have to keep their secret at all costs

- Bree tries her hardest to pretend she IS a normal student, hoping one day she’ll just forget that she isn’t. She never asked for this in the first place. She hates that she has to feel different at all.

- Adam doesn’t understand why it has to be a secret. He’s pretty sure if they told the truth and explained it to people, they could help others see that they’re not so bad. Chase is always telling him it’s “not that simple.”

- Because Chase is high strung. Really, truly, high strung. He doesn’t want to know what would happen to him or his family if everyone found out they’re like the people on the Isle. He doesn’t want to mess up whatever’s going on with Kaz by revealing he’s a freak and has been lying this whole time. He also doesn’t know when he also started resenting the “different” part of himself.

- Kaz and Oliver are their friends and have seen them doing weird unexplainable things before, but Leo lies and says it’s because they actually have superpowers

- Great, another thing to lie about!

- At least we get that Leo + Kaz + Oliver friendship that we all needed

- Attempts to integrate and rehabilitate the Isle and Auradon begin with bringing in VKs to Auradon Prep

- Idk what the balance between the Descendants universe and the LRMMEF universe is here so the wand is either the same or it’s the Arcturion or some weird mix of both. Anyway it’s The Plot Thing.

- Rats have REALLY got to hide their secret now bc tensions are high and they don’t want to be associated w the VKs

- Oliver and Kaz are truthfully on the fence about the ordeal because they used to know Skylar before things went bad. They want to believe she’s not beyond help but they also know the things she’s done since the Isle was closed off, and they aren’t sure just how far gone she is.

- Conflict is v family centric w other interpersonal conflicts mixed in

- The rats have to choose between risking the safety of Auradon or risking being potentially hated and ostracized by their friends and peers in their attempts to appeal to Marcus and Skylar

there’s??? too much and yet too little to say abt this bc again. Really Great Idea Man, less good Execution Man. and still I’m not sure which version of the VKs I like more bc it would sort of make sense for Oliver to be a VK since his mother is on the Isle and I like the idea of Skylar meeting Bree and being like “hey. fuck all your inhibitions. everyone sucks so why not just go be evil.”

but THERE IT IS!!! PLS add on or build off this or tweak it or whatever you’d like!! It’s been bouncing around in my brain and I watched Descendants 2 last night so yes we r thinking. Also, I wrote most of this in my notes app at like 1am while sick as balls so this probably makes even less sense than expected. Just know this is how my brain looks on paper.

bonus stuff I’m tossing in (mostly just to talk about the soundtrack teehee):

- Pretty sure this whole thing started because I thought Did I Mention was so flamebrain coded. I’m still right about that btw.

- If Only is also very much Chase inner struggle moment

- One way that I get to still have the 4 VKs for Ways To Be Wicked is that I pull the same trick they did in Descendants 2 and the whole number is all a daydream in Marcus and Skylar’s heads. Camera pans out and they’re both just like “sigh… wish they were evil and gay for us… oh well, time to go make them worse.” This is me eating my cake and eating it too.

- I don’t know WHEN or HOW Chillin’ Like A Villain would ever be plot relevant but it made me think of Skylar and Marcus talking to Oliver (the crisis that would be for my poor boy. someone help his sappy ass). Anyways it’s just a good song listen to it RN.

- okay yes I know that technically it’s a song from Z-O-M-B-I-E-S but LET ME HAVE THIS bc if you skip like the first 20 seconds of context in Someday - Ballad… it’s very marliver 2 me. Imagine they get their shit more figured out off screen and just get to be cute n stuff except Marcus still has to lie about not being evil ouuGhuhhggggh. It would b funny.

- One Kiss is also self indulgent marliver with identical setup to Descendants 3 (despite the fact that that movie was…ahem. i mean it was definitely a movie) bc I LOVE that song and HELLO the inner conflict of wondering if true love’s kiss even applies to you because you’re an android and what if there’s no way to save him, what if you’re not even capable of loving him like you think you do?? (but then Oliver wakes up, and it’s the best answer he could’ve gotten <33)

- Good Is The New Bad from Wicked World doesn’t have anything to do with anything but I’m saying right here and now that it is TOO catchy

- also Evil (from Wicked World as well) has been on my Marcus Davenport playlist since the beginning. needed to be said

#ask bug #the ramblings of an absolute mad man!!!!#just a silly little thing I have WAY too much fun thinking about #cool and creative people out there pls tell me ur cool and creative thoughts #lab rats #lr #descendants #lref #mighty med #davenfam #flamebrain #kase #chaz #spacespeed #brylar #marliver

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usmsgutterson · 3 years

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Certainly- Kaz Brekker

The reader is a bit of an astrology and astronomy alike geek for this, which I hope y’all don’t mind! Also, in this case, phones exist so lets pretend that phones exist in Ketterdam, making it a bit of a modern au, I guess!

Also, this’ll probably be a bit ooc for Kaz

Fic type- angsty fluff

Warnings- blood, mentions of death, and the reader is sick (nothing specific, I just kind of took random symptoms and made up a word for the sickness)

You were determined to see the stars before you went, and as you grew sicker, none of the crows knew when that would be, so, after a little convincing, the crows had gotten Colm to let you spend a couple of months at his farm in Novyi Zem, where the stars were the clearest at night, not burdened by light pollution or the screams of lively cities.

It was the seven of you crammed into a basement, sharing beds, but none of them cared, and you were just glad to be with the people you called family. You were happy that they were with you, that Kaz was willing to wheel you everywhere when you got too weak to stand, that Jesper still made jokes, even despite watching you deteriorate. You were grateful for Inejs smile, Wylans music, Ninas impeccable tastes and Matthias and his big arms that could lift you and put you down without issue.

The six of them had started taking shifts taking you outside. Nina took you outside Sunday nights, Matthias Mondays, Wylan Tuesdays, Jesper Thursdays, Inej Fridays and Kaz Saturdays. Wednesdays you rested up; ate when it was time to eat, used the bathroom when you needed, took a shower if it were the appropriate time, but other than that, you slept.

It was Kaz’s day to wheel you out, and you’d had a particularly rough day that day. Inej went with him, promising not to intrude on the time that you would spend together. She’d do backflips and run across the roof of the farm if you asked her to, but she’d not interrupt otherwise.

“I love the stars,” you whispered, leaning back in your wheelchair and tightening the hold of the blanket over your lap. “Thank you both. For doing this.”

“Don’t you worry, love,” Kaz murmured. “Just keep your eyes on the stars, okay?”

“We’re happy to do this,” Inej added. “All of us are. Really.” It was like both of them could sense it as well as you could. You had a feeling that the night would end terribly, just like the morning had begun.

You’d woken up only to need to rush to the toilet immediately, blood coming up your throat like bile, staining your skin and leaving your bottom lip red as a cherry.

Kaz had been at your side in a minute, Nina and Wylan right behind him. Wylan kept your hair away from the sides of your face, Nina slowed your heartrate and Kaz wet a cloth with cold water to get your body temp down.

Kaz had forced himself to stay in the moment, to not let his thoughts stray to the urge to sleep in the same bed as you to make sure that nothing happened while you slept--to be there in case something did--but to stay on the sun as it set and the faraway sound of Wylan playing his flute with the window open so that you’d be able to hear it.

Once you’d gotten settled under a tree, Inej ran off, making her way inside and up to the barns roof, where she sat, keeping a watch from a distance as Kaz let you rest your head against his shoulder, gloved hand interlaced with yours.

“I love you, Brekker,” you murmured. “Please don’t forget that. Ever.”

“I won’t,” he whispered. “You’re gonna stay around and get better until we can spar again, and you can beat my ass even though I’ve my cane as a weapon.”

“You know full well I can’t promise that,” you wished that you could. You desperately wished. “I’m going to die young, Kaz. I’m not gonna get to eighteen, much less eighty.” Kaz hated you for that.

He hated you because everything that you said somehow managed to be right. It was like you had a sixth sense for that kind of thing, and while, on missions, it proved useful, in that scenario, it just proved annoying.

“You’re gonna make it to eighteen if it kills me,” he informed you. “I’ll take you around the globe if I need to, just to make sure you end up okay. I will not live a life without you in it, Y/N.”

“You’re sweet,” you murmured. “Incredibly sweet.”

“Only to you, L/N.” That was the last bit of conversation for a long while as the sun set and the stars came out.

“Did you know that the moon isn’t circular?” You pointed lazily to it, bright and beautiful amongst the even brighter stars. “According to scientests, it’s actually shaped like a lemon!” Kaz didn’t fight his smile.

Of course you’d be spouting off the little factoids you knew about space. You loved it, how vast and crazy it all seemed.

“And that the clouds at the center of the Milky Way smell like raspberries and rum?” Kaz snorted.

“Okay, now, theres no way that ones true!”

“Oh,” you leaned up, booping his nose without a care in the world. “But it is! It’s in a study somewhere, I think! Look it up!” He laughed, pulling you closer to him as you rambled.

Inej had started doing running flips across the roof, spinning and dancing and no doubt laughing as she did. Kaz knew it was an elaborate effort to get you to smile, and it seemed to work as she moved; a delightful silhouette amongst a star filled sky.

“I love you, Kaz Brekker,” you whispered. “You don’t need to say it back, but I really, truly do love you with every bone that exists in my body.”

“I love you too,” he said it without hesitation. “And I’ll love you until we’re old and grey, I swear it.”

“Don’t hold me to that promise,” you murmured. “You know how bad this is. Stop thinking that I’ll make it into the new year. I probably wont.”

“You will if it kills me, Y/N,” he gave your shoulders a gentle squeeze. “I’ll drain the bank dry if I have to, I swear to Ghezen.”

You didn’t say anything after, too exhausted to even think about starting an argument with him, simply not wanting to.

But then, an hour later, Kaz felt fear trickle into his stomach like it hadn’t ever in his life.

“And then theres Supernova. It’s like a star that’s dying having it’s last celebration. Like when we get a really big win, or when we get away with what we intended to get away with, and we all get shitfaced before we collapse onto our beds and sleep for the night? A supernova is a dying stars explosion. It’s the last celebration that the star has before it dies out.” you’d been rambling.

“Tonight is my... tonight is my...” Kaz had called for Nina right then and there, screaming her name while he felt you go slack against him.

“Zenik!” He screamed, not caring at all if he were to wake up Jespers father. “Zenik, call in that fucking favor with the bloody Ravkan prince!” Matthias came barreling out after her, phone in hand, already speaking to someone as Nina began working, steadying your heart and trying her hardest to keep you alive.

Kaz had to force himself to walk away from it all, pushing his feet away after giving your shoulders one last squeeze and walking far out into the field.

Once he was sure he was out of earshot, he couldn’t stop himself. Tears flooded his eyes and he found himself glaring at the sky, wanting to scream, wanting to shout, wishing that there was someone around that he could gut like a fish.

“Saints,” he murmured through gritted teeth. “Sankt Ilya, Sankt Adrik, Sankta Alina of The Fold, I know I am a terrible person, but Y/N is not. They’re good, they smile, they laugh, they’re kind to others when those people probably don’t deserve their kindness. I know I’m damned, I know that you probably strongly dislike me, but they’re different.” He’d never asked the Saints for anything before, and he never would again.

“Please, just, let them live. Let them get the life that they deserve. I’ll do my best to make them happy, but you have to let me,” he wiped the tears from his eyes as they came. “They deserve the life that you’re so willing to take away, and all I ask is that you don’t take it.” He heard the sounds of the ambulance car and raced back to you, gripping your hand as they helped you onto a stretcher and out of the field, through the house and out the entrance.

I won’t lose them, he told himself. A world without them is one that’s unbearable.

O N E Y E A R L A T E R

You laughed as Nina chased you through the halls of the Little Palace, running quickly through the endless corridors, your laughter carrying through them as you kept yourself in front of Nina.

Nikolai had kept you in the Os Altan palace since that night, where Inej laughed and danced and did her flips, whilst Wylan played the piano and Kaz sat beside you, listening to your ramblings without a care in the world.

“You seem delighted,” Nikolai noticed as you stopped in front of his office. “I’ve never seen you walk without that Brekker boy at your side, much less run while Zenik is on your tail!” You shrugged, laughing as Ninas front crashed into your back.

“This is the best I’ve felt in a year,” you murmured. “I figured I’d see if Nina was up to chase me around this morning, and I haven’t stopped running since!” You peered in through the open office door, looking for that familliar mop of dark brown hair.

Nina wrapped her arms around you and gave you a gentle squeeze. “He’ll be here any minute,” she murmured. “He and the boys are just finishing up a job for Nik in East Ravka, but Matthias told me the second that they’d left!”

“Trust me. Y/N,” Nikolais smooth voice murmured. “I put them on one of my fastest boats. I knew how long it’d take them to get from here to east Ravka and back, and I promised him he’d be here when you finally awoke.”

“Hows it feel, anyway?” Zoya appeared at his side. “Eighteen, I mean.” You shrugged.

“I miss Kaz,” you murmured bluntly. “I hate that I have to tell him that he was right, but I still miss him.”

Nikolai took Zoyas hand, pulling her close as you and Nina watched, smiles on your faces.

“Young love,” Zoya teased. “Zenik, let go of them so that they can turn around.” Nina obeyed, letting you go and moving to lean against the doorway with Nikolai and Zoya.

You turned, and smiled when your gazes met. “You were right, Brekker,” you murmured, walking toward him as he held out your gift to you. “I’m better now, and the second that you’re ready to spar, I’m gonna beat your ass, even though you’ve your cane as a weapon.” He grabbed your pinky with his the moment you were within distance.

“How’d the heist go?” You murmured once the two of you had walked out of earshot.

“Good,” Kaz let himself be close to you as you two moved, squeezing your pinky as you slowed your steps. “Plan went off without a hitch, for three idiots and a mastermind with a limp. I brought you this from it,” he held the gift out to you again, and you took it in your free hand, examining it.

“I had to ask permission for that,” he murmured. “I had to get the Ravkan kings seal of approval to steal that for you.” You laughed, looking it over.

It was a journal. Black and leather bound, pages crisp and untouched. A pen was tucked into the cover.

“I promise, we’ll go home soon,” you responded. “I miss Ketterdam. I could go for some waffles.”

“Don’t they have waffles here?” Kaz questioned.

“Not Ketterdam waffles, love. Ketterdam waffles are unlike any pathetic waffle from here! Doused in syrup and whip cream--” You let out a satisfied sigh. “So good it’s almost surreal!” Kaz smirked.

“Waffle date when you’re well enough to return home then?”

“Certainly.”

#kaz brekker #kaz brekker x reader #platonic inej ghafa x reader #six of crows #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #waffles

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byuntrash101 · 3 years

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PARAPHILIA - Part 3

Pairing: sub!Baekhyun x CEO!Reader

Genre: EstablishedRelationship!AU, slice of life, fluff (a tiny bit), smut

Tags: gentle dom/sub dynamics, sub!Baekhyun, apron, footjob, feet in mouth, praising, cum play

Raiting: +18 (you know me 🤪)

Word count: 3k

Summary: when you come back home from a very tiring day of work, your boyfriend Baekhyun knows exactly how to calm your nerves: with a foot massage.

A/N: This one has a different kind of dynamic since it’s gentle femdom. You see, the girl behing this blog is a switch so I hope you can enjoy this content too. Anyways don’t hesitate to comment or slide into my asks💖💖. - Cat 😽

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Paraphilia #3: Podophilia, sexual attraction to feet

W O R S H I P

You massage your temple in small circles as you try your hardest to concentrate on the road, driving your black Mercedes SUV. Today was a really rough day at work.

You were CEO of a startup company that designs programmes protecting video games and preventing hackers to illegally distribute the games. The company is ever growing as the hackers become more and more inventive.

Today you met with Kazuo 'Kaz' Hirai, CEO of the Playstation branch of the Sony Interactive Entertainment group. You had to negotiate a contract to be the company to protect every playstation exclusive game that was to be released in the next five years. Needless to say, a huge deal for you and your company.

"Aishh..." you scoffed as you recalled the cold expression of the japanese middle aged man. That old fart was really stubborn and strong headed. But so were you which made the negotiations rather difficult. After hours and hours of negotiating you finally came to an agreement interesting enough to the both of you, your firm but also Sony.

So yes it was a really rough day. And you were tired... and hungry. Very hungry you thought as you pulled over in the drive away of the modern residence.

Once in the entry you were instantly greeted by the smell of delicious food coming from the kitchen. You didn't even bother taking off your high heeled black pumps and simply directly walked to the dining room.

There you find the table neatly arranged for two. Your boyfriend Baekhyun comes in from the kitchen and instantly jumps when he sees you.

"You scared me! I didn't hear you coming!" he says holding his chest. You puff out a laugh.

He still has the oven mits on, he's wearing a casual pastel green shirt with comfy jeans, topped with a cute blue apron. He's just adorable.

"Sorry I'm so tired I just didn't feel like yelling "i'm home" when I came in"

"I knew it was going to be a tiring day for you so I made you dinner" he came over to you and took off the oven mits then your coat and purse which he placed on the coffee table. He pulled the chair for you.

"That's so gentlemanly of you thank you" you said as you were getting seated. He bowed his head returning your smile before disappearing into the kitchen.

Soon he came back holding the food. Your eyes lit up at the delicious sight and you sat up on your chair. Baekhyun served you and himself then sat just right in front of you.

"Thank you for the food" you said as you leaned in and extended your arm to gently squeeze his hand over the table. He lightly blushes.

"You're welcome" he said before looking down on his chest. "Oops I forgot to take the apron off." he stood up again but you stopped him.

"No keep it on... I think it suits you! It's cute" you smiled at him, he smiled and sat back down.

You proceeded to eat, during the meal Baekhyun kept quiet about your work. He knew it was better to let you eat and enjoy a peaceful evening before actually starting to ask questions. Even though it killed him not to know and he just wanted to bombard you with a thousand questions.

"Aaah... I'm so full" you said rubbing your stomach. Baekhyun cutely smiled at you, his eyes forming crescents that complimented nicely his constellation moles.

"I'm glad you liked it"

"Of course I loved it you're the best cook ever" he was embarrassed at the compliment but flattered anyway.

"Thank you" he then marked a silence and hesitantly asked. "Hmmm... y/n... so how were the negotiations?" finally he asked the question that was burning his lips. You sighed. You would have liked it if he had waited until tomorrow to ask you but on the other hand you understood his curiosity. This contract was a turning point for the company.

"Well... it was... difficult" you said simply. Baekhyun stayed silent only waiting for more details. "Yes... basically I had to cut back on a lot of things I asked... I mean they were the bigger company at the table so I didn't have much negotiation power..." Baekhyun creased his eyebrows, worried. "But I still managed to secure a good deal. So, yes, next week we will officially sign the papers" you said finally. Baekhyun bursted in a loud celebration, which took you by surprise.

"Honey! that's great! you worked so hard for this!"

"Yeah" you said unconvinced... Honestly to you it somehow felt like a small defeat since you had to cut back on so many things but at the same time you had no other choice... "I think I'm just frustrated about how it actually went down, you know?" Baekhyun took your hand in his.

"Honey... the most important thing is that even if the deal isn't the absolute best it's still good for the company and if you do a good job in the course of the next 5 years they will want to work with you again and maybe other big companies will also want to... Next target Nintendo!" He said with a huge smile, gently rubbing your hand with his thumb.

That is something you always loved about Baekhyun. After dating for so long people complain about your significant other not being surprising anymore. When truly it's the best thing about having a relationship. The person staring back at you knows you like you two share the same heart. When your mind is full and you can't seem to put your thoughts into words… you don't have to because they know you. Baekhyun knows you.

He cheers you on when you're down. Sees the positive when you are tired of restlessly hoping. He's your light. He lights up your path everywhere you go.

He was adorable, staring back at you with dark brown eyes and the cute blue apron. So so cute... that unholy ideas started to form inside your dirty mind.

"You're right" you said looking back at him. Under the table you extended your leg and started to rub your foot on his pants. Baekhyun instantly stiffened, his smile dropped. "If only there was a way that I could relax..." you smirked at him with suggestive eyes.

"M-maybe a f-foot massage?" Baekhyun asked hesitantly, he was such a cutie stuttering like this. It made your heart melt.

"Why not?" you said shrugging, acting casual.

Baekhyun took a step in your direction but you stopped him.

"No!" he stopped in his tracks. Looked him up and down, licking your lips, anticipating what was to come. "Crawl to me" you said, smirking again. Baekhyun's warm smile was nowhere to be seen. Instead, it was replaced by that soft submissive expression that you loved so much.

Without a word he got on all fours and slowly approached you, not breaking the eye contact you had. His face was slightly blushed, mixed with embarrassment and anticipation.

Once he reached you, you gently cupped his cheeks.

"Good boy" you praised him. Then you pushed back your chair and rotated on your butt to face him. You crossed your leg and presented him the foot that was hanging in the air. "Now do your thing"

Baekhyun looked up at you then he placed one hand over the heel of your shoe to support your leg the other hand behind your calf. He laid a soft kiss on your ankle and trailed his way down to stop where the shoe went over your toes. He looked up at you for further instructions.

"Lick it" you said. He didn't hesitate to stick his tongue out and lightly flick it against the shiny leather. A satisfied smile spread on your lips. He kissed the shoe again and you felt him lightly pull on the heel to take it off. You quickly lifted his chin with the pointy tip of the shoe.

"No.. Not yet" he whimpered cutely. He's so impatient. "Stand" you command. He does as he's told. "Now strip but keep the apron" he nods

He slips his hands underneath the blue apron and starts to unbutton his shirt. He then takes off one sleeve then the other one. He drops the pastel shirt to the ground. His toned arms move to mesmerize you. You bite on your bottom lip as he continues the show.

He moves on to unbuckle his belt and peels the denim off his skin. Finally he removes his boxers which he throws to the side.

He's left completely naked apart from the apron, which is tightly hugging him. The thin fabric is letting little to the imagination. You can clearly see his broad shoulders and arms who rest at his side and Baekhyun's pretty pink nipples. You let your eyes go down where you can see your boyfriend's bulge pitching a slightly twitchy tent underneath. You lick your lips thinking he's already so excited for you.

"Kiss me" you said lifting your head up slightly. Baekhyun bent down and linked his lips with yours in a heated and passionate kiss.

You untangled your fingers in his hairs, lightly pulling on it, which made him cutely whimper into your mouth. You took the opportunity to push your tongue inside his mouth and deepen the kiss, pulling harder on his hair. He let out cute muffled moans. Then finally you let go of him. He was panting, face flushed red and his hair was messy.

"Now you may remove my shoes" you uncrossed your legs and laid both your feet flat on the ground. Baekhyun hurriedly kneeled down and removed both your shoes, setting them neatly on the side. Your feet made contact with the cold tiles of the dining room. But you didn't mind at all.

"Now lick them" you commanded. Baekhyun was ready to lift your feet to his mouth but you stopped him. "No get down there and lick them from the ground" you said sternly.

Baekhyun placed both his palms on the floor and bent his arms until his cheek touched the tiles. His ass was up in the air when he started to lick your toes. The tickling sensation sent goosebumps on your body and you sighed in satisfaction, fully enjoying the power you held over him.

You then slowly lifted your foot to give him access to your soles. He never broke contact with your foot and his face followed as you lifted it, bringing him back in his initial kneeling position. When he could finally lick your sole he didn't wait for a second. He licked your foot from the heel up to the toes. Your soles were his favourite part and you knew it. You smirked when you saw him indulge himself in the moment.

"Suck my toes" you commanded again. He nodded vigorously, tightly grabbing your foot and as he opened his mouth to bring your big toe inside it. He looked back at you and a soft moan escaped your lips feeling his wet mouth around your foot. "Such a good boy" you moaned softly, your breathing getting ever so slightly quicker.

"Enough!" You say before abruptly taking back your foot. You push him on his chest which causes him to fall back on his butt and his palms flat on the tiles. In this position the tent he's pitching is very visible. And you can't wait to finally see it.

You bring your toes underneath the apron around his crotch area and with a flick of the ankle you push back the fabric over the belt.

Finally you lay eyes on his twitching and aching cock. Precum is already seeping from the slit and you can't help but to smile from ear to ear when you finally uncover it.

"Look at this... Aren't we excited?" you asked, bringing your toes to his balls. Baekhyun stiffens.

"Y-yes" he whispers, unable to take off his eyes from your feet. You lightly lift your foot to the base of his shaft and he buckles up his hips, impatient.

"No no... you have to be good, okay? Are you gonna be a good boy for me?" you coo.

"Yes!" he says excitedly, his eyes still on your foot, nearly popping out of their sockets.

"Good boy" you say before wrapping his cock with both feet and starting to pump his swollen dick. Immediately his eyes roll back as he bites his bottom lip. You pick up the pace and Baekhyun looks back at you. You normally don't go this hard right away but he's not complaining. He feels so good from the footjob.

Baekhyun's saliva really lubed up your feet and they glide easily on his precum oozing dick. You continue to harshly jerk his cock with your feet.

"Fuck... Honey... This is... Aaah... so gooddd!!" he says moaning shamelessly in between each word. He sounds so needy and whiny and most of all he looks absolutely delighted with his eyebrows deeply furrowed and his mouth hanging open.

You felt him twitch around your toes and withdraw them immediately before he can spill his juice. Baekhyun let out a disappointed whimper as the pleasure fades away. You can't help but to smirk when you see him squirm.

"Get up" you command him.

You stand up from the chair and flip the table cloth over the dirty dishes, making way for you to sit.

You take your time, taking every single piece of clothing off you, striping sensually for your boyfrined who thickly swallows as you're removing the last piece of fabric.

You set your bottom on the dark wood of the dining table and lean back over on your elbow, your knees together bent back on your chest. Baekhyun stands in front of you, his dark red cock seeping precum and twitching.

You then part your knees slowly, uncovering your glistening pink folds absolutely drenched in your juices. You're feeling incredibly aroused. Baekhyun is in awe in front of such a view. No matter how many times he's seen you, every time he still is breathless.

"Come here baby" you say as you gesture to him to come close. "Now fuck me baby" you murmur in a sultry tone.

Baekhyun can't believe his ears. Rare are the occasions when you let him fuck you. Most of the time you are on top and in control. But today he's been such a good boy you exceptionally let him be on top.

He doesn't take one more second to align himself with your lonely and aching center. Slowly he pushes himself inside you. The slip is easy as your juices coat even your inner thighs. You gasp delightfully at the sensation of him gently stretching you open.

"Fuck... Y/n...Aaaah" Baekhyun lets out a high pitched moan that wakes up the butterflies in your stomach. You love to hear his struggling moans.

"Fuck me faster" you command your boyfriend who has his eyes tight shut, trying his hardest not to bust right away.

He takes a bruising grip on your fleshy thighs and gradually he picks up the pace, waves of heat and pleasure wash over your entire body as you shamelessly moan while Baekhyun makes your breasts jump with each thrust.

"Tell me how good this feels baby" you tell him, craving more of his high pitched and needy voice. Baekhyun whimpers before answering.

"Aaah... Your pussy feels so good" he says before letting go of one of your thighs to bring your foot to his face. He buried his nose in your sole. "Fuck... aaaah... Honey" he sounds pleading, so submissive despite the fact that he's the one over you roughly pounding into you.

He gasps when he feels your walls tightening around him. He takes one of your toes in his mouth. He makes you feel so good, the way he doesn't restrain his thrusts has you gasping each time his tip kisses your cervix. Your moans and his mix in a beautiful symphony that resonates in the empty dining room.

"Baekhyun don't stop I'm gonna cum" You moan as you extend your hand to bring a little attention to your clit. With two fingers your circle your swollen and needy bud. The pleasure rises again and beads of sweat roll in between your bouncing tits.

"Fuckk... I'm cumming too" he says in one breathy moan, your toes hanging on his lips.

"Aaaah yes baby" you moan finally letting go of the knot in your stomach. Your pussy tightly clenching around Baekhyun's cock, milking it to the last drop of cum.

Baekhyun then pulls out to spread the last streams of cum on your feet, which you bring in front of his pulsing cock and point out. You feel the hot liquid coat your toes and your ankles as Baekhyun cusses and moans loudly.

He then staggers to one of the chairs and crashes on it. His cock still pulsing in his fist, chest heaving and glistening with sweat.

You look at him straight in the eyes when you bring your feet to your mouth and lick them clean. The bitter and sweet taste of Baekhyun's cum fills your mouth. You close your eyes fully enjoying it, moaning against your toes on your lips. Baekhyun looks at you being this naughty with an evil glint in the eye.

"Baby you taste so good" you whisper. Baekhyun smiles, still panting and exhausted.

"Does that mean I'll get to be on top more often?" he asks.

"Hmmm..." you bring your finger to scratch your chin, fainting to think deeply.

"No" you say with a smile. You're already off in the staircase laughing when Baekhyun grumbles and pouts cutely protesting.

PARAPHILIA masterlist | General masterlist

#baekhyun smut #baekhyun fanfic #baekhyun ff #sub!baekhyun #sub!idol #kpop smut #exo smut #sub!exo #sub baekhyun #dom!reader #exo fanfic #exo ff #baekhyun x reader #baekhyun x you #exo x reader #exo x you

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totchipanda · 2 years

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Hiiii, for the ask thingie:

The fic is The Four Seasons aaand the questions are 2, 5, 9, 11 and 12 (hope that's not too much...).

Love you! (Also love that fic like wth it's so beautiful and it makes my heart beat again and makes me cry fat tears everytime omg)

This is not too much, I love talking about fic as a way to avoid writing it ;)

2: What scene did you first put down?

The very first chapter that was posted! I could picture so clearly the bell on the door and Inej dropping into a seat across from unsuspecting Kaz hehehe.

5: What part was hardest to write?

So far, the current bits -- end of Spring I (Inej) and Spring I (Kaz), which has been very difficult to strike the right balance of information and emotion. Not helped at all by Kaz being very reluctant to discuss anything at all.

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

I have a slush file which has quite a few discarded scenes. Probably one "alternate version" is a much softer Kaz. And one where he -- (it's spoilers, sorrrryyyyyyy)

11: What do you like best about this fic?

Oh my gosh, everything! I love weaving together canon details with the modern AU framework (for all that I don't tend to enjoy modern AU fics in general) while also working towards the goal of "idiots in love and accepting it". I'm really pleased that people are enjoying it!

12: What do you like least about this fic?

Maybe just that parts of it are hard to write, but that is A: something I did to myself, and B: part of the process. I have a goal, I have a map to get there, it's the messy details in the middle that are tripping me up.

Ask me things!

#ask me things #ask games #writing about writing #authorbeasts in their natural habitat

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lilisouless · 3 years

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Modern au! when the Crows have a movie night every week but they are secretly betting on finding a movie that will make Kaz cry.

Inej: is a terrible idea, you are all gonna lose.You can't just break Kaz with a movie.

Nina: yet, but we´ll give him our hardest ,by the end of the day he will be tearing up like a baby. I´ll go first and you better don't bother since i´ll be the clear winner : "Romeo and Juliet" will get him

"Day one"

Nina as Matthias restrain her from getting to Kaz´s neck: HOW CAN YOU BE LAUGTHING AT THIS?

Kaz: How can you not? he died because he thought she was dead and then she died for real. Stupidity is so hilarious

"next day"

Nina: Inej is rigth, is completely useless, he is a monster

Wylan: calm down, you were just looking for the wrong angle. I think i have something.We all know the worst thing that could happen to us is to be separated from each other right? even Kaz sees the values of friendship.

"Day two"

Wylan: so Kaz, what do you think about the end of "The fox and the hound"? Isn't it sad? Friends from diferent backgrounds that love each other but society has made them enemies? Don't you think is unfair? Shouldn´t friendship be forever and beyond all diferences?

Kaz: "strugs" i guess somethings are not mean to be

"next day"

Jesper patting wylan´s head as he cries in his arm: There there, i am sure he didn't got your analogy,he didn't mean it...

Matthias: I didn't wanted to do this, but he has given me no choice.

Nina: you mean...

Matthias: yes

Nina: but you will cry like a tulip,and he may make fun of you

Matthias: i´ll take the risk if i means winnig the bet and breaking that demon bastard

Nina: i love you

"Day three"

Matthias crying his heart out: Hachiko...always so loyal... until the very end...just look at that face...

Nina: yes,look at him Kaz!

Kaz: if it helps to calm your bawling, the dog is an actor so he is not sad or dead for real.

"Next day"

Matthias: i think the only reason Kaz is still alive is that hell doesn't want him back.What kind of monster doesn't touch his heart with that dog?

Jesper: maybe we need another dog..

Wylan: Jes, no,we are not doing that, you can't even THINK about the name of the movie without crying

Jesper: that´s not...

Wylan: Old Yell...

Jesper: shut up! i don't care if i get deppresed the whole week!

Wylan: month

Jesper: I-am-winning-this-bet

"Day four"

Kaz: I am just saying , it´s obvious the dog will die at the end.

Jesper: But the question is...how...

Kaz: hmm, i can see you have some personal atachment to it, maybe because of the farm, and your hands unconsiously went to the spot you normally keep your guns for a momment...i got it, the kid will shoot the dog.

"Next day"

Jesper lying in the floor : just let me die here

Nina: i give up

Kuwei: i am still in the game ,aren't i?

Nina: i guess but why even try?

Kuwei: i got Titanic

Wylan: that won't work on Kaz, haven't you...

Nina: no,let him, i run out of ideas anyway

"day five"

Inej: sorry Kuwei, but that didn't work either

Kuwei: movie is not over...

Inej: but we already passed when Jack dies

Kaz: and..she is going to jump off the ship.So predictable, if...what is she doing? she is...that collar looks like it worths a million..don't...don't!

Everyone turns at him

Kaz: It´s fine...is probably not even real jewelry, and trowing that to the ocean is pretty much the same as burning a huge amount of krudge...but i don't care...just a movie.

Inej passes him a handkerchief so he can quickly dry a single tear on his cheek

Kuwei: "i´m gonna love being so rich" 😈

#how do i tag this?#too long to be an incorrect qoute #but definitely not a fanfic #i just wanted to list the movies the crows would cry at but this happened #inej wouldn't bet something that woul make kaz cry #though she will enjoy the outcome #character exageration #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #kuwei yul bo

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goldengoddess · 3 years

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for the ask game- 🕶📒

love u <3

HI LOVE U TOO

canonverse or au - this is the hardest question,,, i think it depends on the fandom? for books- au’s are my favorite ever but for things like marvel or star wars, canonverse is where it’s at

any fic plans - i’m working on a ballroom kaz fic & i’m thinking of doing a part two of my fic “sober thoughts”

#june answers <3

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jakeperaulta · 4 years

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What Lurks In The Dark

six of crows au: kaz meets inej

The first thing that hit Kaz, when he swept aside the soft velvet drapes,was the smell. It was a sickening waft of nightingales, white blossoms and cherries that wheedled its way through his lungs and left a drunken haze in his mind, but the stench of decay from the Reaper's Barge still lingered like an unwanted visitor. What was the Barrel's remained the Barrel's, Kaz thought grimly, and The Menegrie could try its hardest to escape it, but it could not outrun its own sordid reputation.

However,Kaz had only come for business and he, of all the podges festering in Ketterdam, could not care less about what darkness lurked in the shadows of a brothel.

The balconies were a chaos of blood roses and the walls dripped with gilded tapestries and Kaz imagined, for a moment, how it would feel to see it all burn to the ground.Exhilarating, he thought darkly, the sensation of skin, already starting to crawl up in his neck, spinning his mind like a carousel. The sick knots in his stomach only worsened when he heard the rustle of bells that jingled against ankles as the girls moved. He gripped his cane tightly and breathed out shakily and gradually the memory of Jordie buried itself and in its place left an angry gash cut into his palm by the jagged edges of the crow head.

He scowled, wondering for the thousandth time, if he should've just sent Anika for the scutwork. She was new to the Dregs, docile and naive as the next mark but Kaz knew if he wanted to persuade Tante Helene to slip out the secrets whispered to her girls by men of power and lust in their nights under the sheets, he needed to be the one to make the deal.

He shouldered through the layers of curtains leading to the parlour; he could hear giggling and whispering and the sharp sensation of being watched.

" Why doesn't he ever take off those horrid gloves?" a low voice murmured.

"I bet his fingers are long and nimble, like a pianist. I'd love for him to take them off."

"Shh! Are you serious Katya?! He's called Dirtyhands for a reason!"

"Gracious! You think such a pretty face has done such horrible things?"

Oh, I have , he thought.

The myth of Dirty hands had been Kaz's own doing and it had become his puppet, his stepping stone to what he wanted. All he had to was give a thread and the city would weave itself a twisted tale to tell and by Ghezen, it would become a reckoning.

Kaz's mind shifted back to an old red door and lemon tree and his hand clenched around his cane once more.

And then I'll pay my debt

Suddenly, from the shadows he heard the barest of whispers,"I can help you," and felt fingers grip his shoulder and before his mind even caught up, he stiffened but didn't turn around. He cocked his head to the right and spared a stealing glance.

And blinked slowly; it was a small Suli girl, with skin the colour of burnt caramel, her face painted to an overwhelming extravagance and her ankles wreathed with the shiniest bells he had ever seen.

He regarded her for a silent moment, taking in her timid yet fluid stance and her quivering hands, before walking away without a further glance. His feet carried him purposely down the dim, sullen hallway but his mind had started wandering,tethered back to the mysterious girl, turning her image over in his head again and again. He heard the faint sound of feet moving upstairs, the scratches of a rat somewhere in the wall and he saw himself speak to a boy dressed in ebony, shadowing the threshold.

"What business?" the boy drawled.

"Your mistress has new information, I hear."

He grinned sharply,"And you, Kaz Brekker, I've heard, hear everything."

If that's the case, Kaz thought, then why didn't I hear a brown, Suli girl with bells at her feet.

#six of crows #reaaaaaaaaally old work #au where i imagine how kaz met inej #long time no see tumblr #i got bored of it guys #if u wanna read pls read #lbardugo #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #userfaheys

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wafflesandkruge · 5 years

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Here are some of the au’s I’ve written multiple things for, and the tags you can find them under! My blog is getting a bit cluttered, but I don’t have the time to make a masterlist yet lol. Everything is much more organized on my ao3.

KoS

Zoyalai Modern AU

In which Zoya is a violist and cat lady while Nikolai is the guy in the apartment next door.

#zoyalai modern au [there’s 3 parts I think?]

Zoyalai Instagram AU

Inspired by @ipizzippy ‘s social media edits. Zoya’s a model and Nikolai’s a philanthropist who falls head over heels for her.

#instagram au

Zoyalai Actors AU

Zoya and Nikolai star in a James Bond-esque spy movie together. Zoya tries her hardest not to fall for Nikolai and his bad Russian accent.

#actors au [2 parts?]

Zoyalai Olympics AU

Ah, my favorite. Nikolai’s an American swimmer, Zoya’s a Russian gymnast. Unfortunately, managing a relationship in the spotlight is harder than breaking a world record.

#olympics au

Hogwarts AU

Usually zoyalai focused, but the Dregs pop up occasionally. Nikolai’s an older, Slytherin quidditch star and Zoyalai’s the Gryffindor dueler who hates his guts. They get over their animosity though, much to the delight of their housemates who’ve been betting on them ever since they first met on the Quidditch pitch.

#hogwarts au

SoC

Competitive Companies AU

Kaz is the CEO of Dregs LLC, a company that does...no one’s quite sure. But Inej, an award-winning investigative journalist, is determined to expose Kaz Brekker’s supposed wrong-doings. With a side of Helnik and Wesper.

#competitive companies au

High School AU

Very self-explanatory. Very fun, involves Uno and red Cadillacs.

#high school au

Cold War AU

The CIA recruits the Dregs, a notorious New York gang to infiltrate the Communist country of Albania and assassinate their leader. While they know it’s probably a suicide mission, they can’t refuse the $30 million payout...

#cold war au [I swear I’ve been working on pt. 3]

Role-Swap AU

In which Inej becomes the ruthless Barrel boss with the cane and Kaz is the soft-spoken boy from the country with a knack for scaling buildings

#role swap au [surprisingly good and perhaps the one thing I’ve ever finished in my life]

Assassin’s Creed AU

aka what started it all. I’ve written one and a half full fics for this, but idk if there’s enough interest to continue it :/

#soc ac au

#soc #six of crows #soc writing #kos #king of scars #kos writing #zoyalai #kanej #wesper #helnik #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #my writing #my post #masterlist

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crazynekochan · 5 years

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Too Many Kazuichis

Non-Despair AU: You know those episodes in American cartoons where a character would get split into multiple versions of themselves, each representing a different personality trait? Imagine that happening with Kazuichi because the cloning machine that the Tech Squad was working on had a weird glitch & it activated while Kazuichi was working on something in the main chamber. Let’s have Kaz split into 5 versions: Anxiety, Smartypants, Happy, Clingy, & Evil (because there’s always an evil clone). Now as this is a very bad thing, Miu and Chihiro both try to get the machine back in working order, with help from Smartypants Kazuichi, so that they could bring back the regular Kazuichi, but while they were panicking and trying to figure out what the hell happened, the other 4 Kazuichis had all wandered out or, in the case of Anxiety, got dragged out for lunch by Hajime before Hajime could notice that there were more Kazs than there should have been. After a very awkward lunch where Anxiety desperately tried to explain everything to a really confused Hajime and Fuyuhiko (who are both pretty sure that nothing should have set off Kaz’s anxiety so that it’s THIS bad today), Miu, Chihiro, and Smartypants Kazuichi run out to their lunch spot because they figured out what the problem was and how to get everything back to normal but they need to find everyone first. It took about 6 minutes of confused yelling and explaining but, eventually, they get the gist of what’s going on and they all split into groups of 2 to find the other 3 Kazuichis. Miu and Chihiro went to find Happy Kazuichi, while Fuyuhiko and Anxiety Kazuichi went to find Clingy Kazuichi, but they didn’t take very long since they found both Kazuichis very quickly. Or, more specifically, Gundham walked up to them, looking both very satisfied and very exhausted, with his clothes all rumpled and a Kazuichi on each arm (both walking funny) (You can guess what happened from there hehe). That just leaves one Kazuichi left and that’s where they’re having the most trouble. Hajime and Smartypants Kazuichi can’t seem to find him ANYWHERE, no matter what they do or where they go. They’re on their last hope, the roof of the main building because if he isn’t there then he’s most likely gotten out of the school somehow and that’s just going to be a nightmare. Luckily, they found Evil Kazuichi on the roof, taking apart a drone with a little black metal box next to him. After some stressed out arguing, they got all of the Kazuichis back to the lab and the preparations to put Kazuichi back as is are just about complete. Each Kazuichi is telling the others just what they’ve been doing with their time in a “Secret Circle of Secrets” where no one else is allowed to listen, but everyone else can gauge from the Kazuichis reactions. Apparently, Clingy and Happy got a round of congrats and Evil got Anxiety to start panicking more from what they did. Finally, everything is ready and, after prying Clingy off for long enough to put him into the chamber, some gentle reassurances from everyone to coax Anxiety to head in, and Evil handing Hajime the black box and giving Gundham a deep kiss, they run the machine again and now Kazuichi is back to normal. And they decided to make the cloning machine only activate with two key turns and a secure button so that this doesn’t happen again. (What is in the box is up to you, just know that Hajime peeked at it, went pale, then closed the box and handed it to Fuyuhiko, who’s mostly confused on how Kazuichi got his hands on that much cash and everything else in the box)

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Mod: This was an adventure from start to finish x) I’m still laughing, especially about the part with Happy!Kaz and Clingy!Kaz, and whatever Evil!Kaz was up to

I actually once began writing a fic about this topic that @potentiala gave me the idea for (I still need to finish it, mind you ^^”), where Kazuichi gets split up. Only that in this version it was within the island mode which glitched out and some other personality traits being dominant (I don’t have the evil clone, which I now slightly regret)

But back to the main topic!

It would be such a wild goose chase getting all the Kazuichi’s back together, since they did after all run off into different directions to do their own thing. Since they only have a part of a full person’s personality, they would be even harder to predict for anyone aside from maybe Kazuichi’s clever side. He may be the clone with the least amount of personality, but at least he got all of the brains

I wonder who was the hardest to get into the machine. The anxious side who probably was scared out of his mind that the machine might fail and end up splitting him up even more. (Got imagine the machine would actually fail and Kaz get’s slip up even more. That would be pure chaos.) Or the clingy side who straight out refuses to let go of Gundham for even a moment

Whatever might be in the box, I’m not sure. But I know one thing. None of Kaz’s bullies will probably ever dare to come close to him again after they met his pure evil side. I mean he has Despair!Kazuichi potential if he wants to, and no one wants to be on his bad side

#submission #friendlylifecherry #danganronpa #soudam #prompt #split up kazuichi au #lime

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crowsheadcaneandleathergloves · 6 years

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Impossible

Six of Crows Hogwarts AU

Jesper had always wondered what Kaz Brekker’s patronus was.

Perhaps a lion? A larger-than-Nagini sized snake? A sea creature? A massive dementor which would eat up it’s own kind?

Today would be the day Jesper would find out. And he was pumped.

In fact, he was so excited, Jesper got to the DADA class early. And he was never early. Jesper was either right on time—boarderline late—or fully late.

There was only a couple kids waiting patiently in the class when Jesper got there.

A petite Slytherin girl with a long braid, two Gryffindor’s, a hulking guy with blond hair, a girl sat next to him, and a cute curly haired Hufflepuff.

And, speaking of the devil himself, Kaz Brekker in his blue and bronze uniform.

After Harry Potter graduated, the professors thought it would be best to mix up all the houses into classes instead of just two houses in a class together.

So, Jesper knew all of the students sat in the class.

The bronze skinned Slytherin was Inej Ghafa, a small but ferocious girl. Jesper had made the mistake of misjudging her in their second year. He had walked away with a deflated ego and a fear of bats.

The two Gryffindor’s were Nina Zenik and Matthias Helvar. Jesper shivered as he remembered their earlier years at Hogwarts.

In those times, before Year 5, Jesper didn’t know whether those two were dating or fighting.

He either saw them cuddling and flirting together with a professor chewing them out for something like a prank or, them bickering and pranking each other like they despised each other and a professor chewing them out for being disruptive.

This Year Seven, and last year at Hogwarts, the two of them seemed to have settled on one of the two modes: their couple mode which seemed to relieve the entire school, including—and especially—the professors.

Jesper sat down next to the cute Hufflepuff, Wylan Van Eck.

Jesper remembered that he had thought the kid to be a spineless, typical rich kid.

He had started disliking the kid in Year 1 when he saw him sucking up to the professors and going the extra mile to get extra credit.

However, in Year 3, Jesper had been voicing his opinions about Wylan with Kaz. Something along the lines about “no matter how cute he is, he’s still a goody two shoes!”

Kaz had put him in his place and told Jesper that Wylan had a dead mother and an abusive father.

Jesper’s opinions about the kid had changed overnight.

But, he still didn’t know how Kaz knew so much about Wylan’s parents.

And Kaz Brekker. The brooding, ex-crush, hatstall.

Jesper and Kaz had met on the train on the way to Hogwarts. Kaz had been alone in a compartment and Jesper had stumbled across it in search of his own.

In the short time it took to get to Hogwarts, Jesper and Kaz had bonded and Jesper was hoping that they’d get sorted into the same house.

Kaz wanted to be in Slytherin. Jesper wanted Gryffindor but wouldn’t mind wearing green if it meant him and Kaz would be together and in the same house.

Kaz was called up before Jesper to the Sorting Hat and, for many minutes, the Hat said nothing.

Jesper and all the other First Years waited patiently for the Hat to call out one of the four houses.

The Hat never did for those seemingly endless minutes.

All it did was mutter to itself. “Slytherin or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw or Slytherin?”

One minutes, and the Hat was leaning more to Slytherin. Then, the next minute he was for Ravenclaw.

The whole Hall had been silent, even the professors glancing at one another and wondering when the Sorting Hat would just choose Kaz’s house already.

“Very intelligent indeed, a mind like no other. Yet cunning and you’d do well in Slytherin...”

Kaz had looked absolutely furious at the Hat; up there on the stool with all eyes on him.

Eventually, after ten gruelling minutes, the Hat had finally shouted “Ravenclaw!” and Kaz had finally been able to hop off the stool quickly, his tie turning the Ravenclaw colours.

That had been the moment Jesper knew him and Kaz would not be in the same house. Surely he wouldn’t get into Ravenclaw, the smartest House.

And Jesper had been right. It had taken the Hat a measly 2 minutes, compared to Kaz’s ten, to choose Slytherin for him, almost placing him in Hufflepuff which wouldn't have been so bad since he could have gotten to dorm with Wylan.

Eventually, all the students managed to trickle into the DADA class, no conversation erupting except for the quiet giggles coming from the pair of Gryffindor’s flirting with each other.

Then, came the moment of truth when Professor Nazyalensky walked in and the classroom went dead silent in anticipation.

“Good afternoon class,” she said, pacing around the room, her hands behind her back. It was as if she were prowling for a classmate to prey on. “I hope you’re ready for one of the most difficult charms you will ever learn in all of your years. The Patronus Charm. Some of you may never even learn what your Patronus’ are.”

A hand shot up. “Then why are you teaching it to us?” It was Nina.

“Because, Miss. Zenik,” Nazyalensky snapped, glaring at the Gryffindor girl. “This is Defence Against the Dark Arts and I am supposed to be teaching you how to defend yourself.”

“I swear,” Jesper heard Nina hiss to Matthias, “that woman has it out for me.”

Nazyalensky began prowling once again. “This charm helps the caster eliminate Dementors, soul sucking creatures. In order to cast it, one must simply think of a happy memory and say ‘Expecto Patronum’.”

Nazyalensky walked to the board and wrote down the pronunciation and the wand movement.

“Can you do it, Professor?” Inej asked from the back of the classroom. Her head was titled slightly and she looked mildly interested.

“Of course I can,” Nazyalensky sniffed. She pulled out her wand, waving it in a circular motion and said a simple “Expecto Patronum”.

A massive, silvery, giant squid erupted from the tip of her wand.

The class gasped at the sight of the massive creature which seemed to swim in air, flying above the classroom like a shooting star.

After a couple more questions about her own patronus, Nazyalensky had the class try for themselves. She had said that she doubted at least one person could cast a full, corporal, patronus, and Jesper was planning to prove her wrong.

It seemed Nina was too, her face scrunched up in concentration.

“You’re supposed to think of a happy moment, Miss. Zenik, not a terrible nightmare!”

A flash of silver caught Jesper’s eyes and a pretty, silvery, crow burst out of Inej’s wand, flying high and circling around Nazyalensky’s squid.

The whole class seemed to stop what they were doing to glance over at Inej and then at the majestic bird soaring above the classroom.

“Very well done, Miss. Ghafa.” Nazyalensky said, nodding her approval. “Perhaps you could teach Miss. Zenik how you managed —”

“— I can do it just fine, thanks.” Nina snapped, glaring at Nazyalensky before yelling, “Expecto Patronum” and a silvery crow flew out of her wand as well.

Nina looked smugly at the professor, twirling her wand around her fingers idly before shoving it into her brown hair for safe keeping.

Wylan Van Eck came next, calling out a weak Expecto Patronum with a silvery wisp floating out. He tried again and a crow burst out, ruffling Wylan’s curls.

Jesper watched as Wylan’s pretty blue eyes widened as the three crows met up in the air, seeming to silently communicate with one another.

Jesper glanced over at Kaz who was stood silently in the corner, his eyes shut calmly, his wand out. A small trickle of silver was smoking out of the top of Kaz’s dark wand.

Matthias’ came out next in an explosion of silver, the crow seemingly larger than life, crying out a massive caw as it took flight.

Nazyalensky seemed utterly floored. She had stopped stalking around the room and was like a little kid again, watching in awe as four almost identical patronus’ came out of four different people’s wands.

Seemingly one of the most hardest, most difficult spells to master, was preformed by four Seventh Years.

Jesper had never seen Nazyalensky shocked by anything. She either had seen it already or expected it beforehand.

Jesper shut his own eyes in concentration and excitement, wanting to see his own corporal patronus, remembering the day his father had taught him his first spell and how to shoot the spell accurately. It had been the Jelly-Legs Jinx and Jesper remembered feeling ecstatic when it hit right in the bullseye his dad had made from cardboard.

He felt the moment and it’s happiness bubble up within him, filling him with excitement and adrenaline.

“Expecto Patronum!” He felt something come out of his wand, the pure strength of it forcing Jesper to take a step back.

Jesper opened his eyes and just managed to glimpse his own crow taking flight and grouping with the others.

“This has got to be a practical joke.” Nazyalensky exclaimed, raising her wand and beginning to hurtle a multitude of spells, trying to vanish the five crows.

Only, the crows stayed put. And they weren’t a practical joke.

Jesper’s eyes slid to Kaz still in the corner.

“Never in all my years teaching have I seen five students cast the Patronus Charm!” Nazyalensky exclaimed, still trying to shoot at the birds with harmless spells. “Never! It’s simply impossible!”

Then, without a sound, or incantation from Kaz, a grand, incredible silver crow flew out of the tip of Kaz’s wand, emitting a massive shriek that had everyone in the classroom covering their ears.

That’s when Jesper saw Kaz’s grin. “When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable.”

For those who haven’t read the Shadow and Bone trilogy, that last quote was from Siege and Storm. I was trying to find a good SoC or CK quote for it but found that one instead.

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rhysthehighlord · 7 years

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Happy Birthday

Summary: It’s Inej birthday and she celebrates it with her friends. Modern AU.

Word count: 1,312

Warnings: none

Note: This is my secret santa gift for @rosiadiaz. Merry Christmas, Ana! I hope you like it :)

Inej woke up with a smile on her face. It was her 18th birthday and she knew that her friends planned something magnificent for her.

Her phone started to play the first notes of her ringtone, which was ‘At My Best’ by Machine Gun Kelly ft. Hailee Steinfeld. She grabbed it and wasn’t surprise to see that it was her mom calling her, the only person that was close to her who woke up just as early as she did.

“Hi, darling”, the soothing voice of her mother always made Inej think of a warm house filled with love and laughter, “I wanted to call and wish my beautiful daughter a very happy birthday!” Inej could hear tears in her mother’s voice. “My little girl is 18 now! I can’t believe you’re all grown up.” “She is living alone since she turned 16, sweetheart”, Inej heard her father chuckle at the other end of the line, “Our little girl already grew up, now give me the phone.” Inej smiled when she thought about her parent’s playful banter. “I woke up way earlier than usual just to wish you happy birthday, my little flower. Promise to drop by tomorrow, your mother will make her famous cake and you will get your gifts.” “Of course, dad, thanks you two, I love you!” “We love you too!”, her parents said at the same time, then Inej hung up.

As soon as her friends woke up Inej got their birthday congratulations. Kaz send her a simple message, which only contained the words ‘Happy Birthday’ and was absolutely typical for him. Jesper took his time to write her a long message in which he promised her a long friendship filled with a lot of fun. Wylan just send her a cute picture of a bear saying ‘Happy Birthday’, he still had trouble with writing and reading stuff. Matthias’ message only consisted of smileys, which is the only way he was communicating lately, after Nina installed an emoticon app on his phone.

Inej used the few hours before her roommate and best friend Nina would wake up to do some Yoga, eat some fruits for breakfast and read a few chapters of the book she was currently reading.

When Nina finally woke up, she immediately burst into Inej’s room and started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ very loudly and off key. Inej started laughing at it. “When I’m done with my morning routine, we’re going to get brunch!”, Nina announced.

Half an hour later both girls were sitting in their favorite waffle house the table in front of them filled with delicious waffle creations. They talked, they laughed and they ate so many waffles until they felt like exploding. Nina insisted on paying everything, since it was Inej birthday.

When they were back home, Nina insisted on dragging Inej into the bathroom for a beauty session. Inej was surprised when Nina finally allowed her to look into the mirror. Her hair was dark and glossy, her lips were soft pink and her already dark lashes looked longer than ever. Nina smiled proudly at her. Nina herself didn’t need any help and after a while she looked even more stunning than usual.

Together with Nina Inej entered her room and there she found a gift waiting for her on her bed. She turned around to look at Nina. Nina was grinning at her. “Did you really think that the brunch was your gift? No, you’re my best friend and deserve the very best!” “How did you manage to get this in my room? We were together the whole day.” “I slipped it in, when you were busy with your face mask. Now go on, open it!”

Inej ripped open the wrapping paper and inside she found a dark grey blouse, loose dark blue trousers, a necklace with a tiny dagger as a pendant and some really nice gold bracelets. She turned around and hugged Nina. “Thank you! You’re the best. I love you!” Nina laughed. “I knew that you would like the outfit. Now put it on, we have places to be!”

A while later the girls showed up to the usual place where they always hang out with their group of friends. It was a small secluded park with pretty flowers and even some tables and benches. Nina had blindfolded Inej and was now leading her towards their waiting friends. They had spent the whole morning decorating the trees with garlands and lights and Nina could already smell the delicious food. She stopped Inej shortly before a banner that read “Happy Birthday, Inej!” and freed her from the blindfold. Everyone started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ for Inej while she watched them with a big smile on her face.

Kaz, Inej’s boyfriend, was the first to approach her. They weren’t a fan of PDA so they settled for just hugging, which was already a big step for him, since he used to hate even just touching people. But not Inej, never Inej. Kaz whispered ‘Happy Birthday’ in her ear with a soft smile on his face and Inej smiled brightly at him. When he let her go, Jesper immediately approached her with an almost bone crushing hug. “Now that you’re finally an adult we’re going to celebrate with a lot of alcohol!”, he exclaimed with a big grin on his face. Inej shook her head at him and his boyfriend Wylan gave her an apologetic smile before embracing her. “Don’t listen to Jes, we’re going to have fun today with or without alcohol. Your choice.” Inej smiled at both of them. “I have nothing against drinking a bit”, Jesper interrupted her with cheering, “but I don’t want to get drunk.” Jesper deflated a bit, but when Wylan returned back to his side he smiled again. Matthias shook his head at his friends before engulfing Inej in one of his bear hugs.

They spent the whole afternoon eating, laughing and celebrating. Inej was very happy that these people stepped into her life and stayed. Jesper juggled with some balls, Wylan played a lovely melody with his flute, Nina and Matthias danced together and Kaz was completely content with sitting next to Inej.

A while later, when it was already dark and the moon and the stars were out, Kaz let Inej away from their friends. She was surprised when they stopped at the bank of a nearby lake. Kaz smiled at her. “Do you want to go on a boat trip with me?” At his words Inej noticed the little boat in the water. “Sure”, she replied and together they climbed into the boat. Kaz rowed the boat until they were in the middle of the lake. The moon was full that night and the stars were sparkling. Kaz gave Inej the brightest smile she ever seen on him. “Inej, you know that I’m not big on speeches nor am I a very romantic guy, but today is your birthday and I wanted it to be special for you. That’s why I brought you here, knowing how much you love the water. I wanted to tell you that you will always be the one for me. The only one who can make me forget my worries, who can make me smile even on my hardest days, who knows me better than anyone else and who never turns away from me despite my many flaws. I love you, Inej Ghafa, and I want you to know that I will always be there for you. Inej started crying during his speech and she leaned forward to kiss him. “I love you too, Kaz Brekker.”

They spent some more time on the lake just enjoying each other’s company before they went to their friends. When Inej when to sleep that night, she felt happy. This was one of the best birthdays she ever had.

#inej ghafa #the dregs #soc fanfiction #six of crows duology #soc secret santa #mine #my fanfiction #kanej #kanej fanfiction

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