#katsuki’s de— IM GONNA CRY

[izukatsude]

the sheer panic on their eyes about izuku being taken away oh my fucking god im going INSANE

[tr-mha-fan]

At first please excuse my bad english. But I wanted to ask if you can write a oneshot/headcone about bakugo in which the reader get hurt and he is afraid to loose her. Thank you ^^

And by the way I really like your writing style:)

Awwww! Thanks Anon! This is kind of my first real request, so Im happy! Here😉

⚠️TW⚠️: mentions of injury, death, depression, sh, and su/c/de(these will be italicized, so feel free to read)

Bakugou when his S/O gets hurt

You two are in a battle against villains

You get hurt when you were fighting 3 villains at once, on your own

You lose consciousness and are now in a coma

the doctors don't know when you'll wake up

Bakugou blames himself for not protecting you correctly

He stays by your side the whole time

Sleeps in the hospital, on a chair, his head on your bed

Has nightmares of the moment when you got stabbed

He talks in his nightmares, his voice wavering and quivering

"Don't leave me, please..."

"I can't live without you!"

Cries when he's alone in your hospital room with you, eyeing your sleeping state, noticing how peaceful you look

When you wake up, he starts crying, no matter who else is in the room with y'all

He clings to you like a little child does to his mother

Doesn't leave your side AT ALL during your 2 week recovery stay in the hospital unless you're going to the bathroom

When you're released, he doesn't let you do ANYTHING

Carries everything for you, even your school bag

When you're going somewhere he has to carry you AT LEAST half the way (whether it's bridal style or piggy back)

Once you're good enough to start training again, he convinces Aizawa-sensei to put you against the weakest classmates

Makes sure everyone goes easy on you until you're fully recovered

If you guys have to fight real life villains again (I mean, this is class 1a, of course they're gonna fight real villains) he stays beside you the whole entire fight, making sure you don't get hurt again

Now, if instead, you don't survive (if you get triggered by the TW's at the beginning, I advise you don't read this part)

When your heart monitor flatlines, he goes into a state of denial

Tears start streaming down his cheeks without him even noticing

The doctors rush in to see what's wrong

Bakugou starts blaming the doctors, saying they didn't do enough to save you

He falls to his knees, burying his face in his hands as he bawls, now blaming himself for not protecting you

He refuses to leave your body, even when his mom tries to pull him out the room

He gets severely depressed

Doesn't talk to anyone, not during classes, training, or just regular days

Everyone else is also affected by your death, but Katsuki is 100x worse

All your other classmates (specifically the Bakusquad) try to cheer him up, despite their own pain

Bakugou loses it, and starts self harming, blaming himself for your death, that if he had been a better boyfriend, you wouldn't have died

After a short while, two months tobe exact, he has had enough

He decides to end it, jumping off the roof in the middle of the night

Well hello there hoomans, I hope you enjoyed, and once again, Thanks anon! As you can see, I love angst, so I put that angstier ending, hehe 😈

Kazutora out!

[femboysai]

idk where to request so im sorry if this isn’t it 😭😭😭 but i read your bakugou as a kid fic/drabble idk and i rly liked it, so can i request kirishima and maybe shinsou w/ this prompt? (udh if udw to!)

ask & you shall receive my lovely anon<33

under the influence of a de-aging quirk [kirishima + shinsou]

kirishima eijirou

kirishima isn’t phased by much, he just stares up at you blankly before running amuck. he’s clumsy and hardheaded, cackling as he goes, making games out of anything. he’s dangerous and unpredictable, the kid nearly fell out of a window trying to grab a cicada. he requires 24hour supervision— he cannot be left to his own devices.

he’s obedient, a genuinely good kid who eats all his food and goes to bed on time. the worst of it is the injuries he gains by the hour, and he discovers a love for giving out kisses.

it’s you and katsuki looking after him. katsuki’s a good mom, cooking him healthy meals and cleaning him up— scolding him when he needs to be scolded.

one particular time, katsuki has his usual demeanour beaten, he’s teary-eyed with wobbling lips as he tries his best not to cry. when katsuki’s done, he just shuffles towards you quietly and wordless, he just rests his forehead on your leg with his fingers tangled in his own shirt.

“did you get in trouble, eijirou?” he nods once and sniffles. “katsuki is just worried you might hurt yourself, should we go talk it out with him?” but kirishima just shakes his head and then clings even closer to your leg.

you’re the peacemaker though and you get katsuki to apologise. you then sit him down to carefully explain why he has to be careful and he listens intently to all your words before nodding.

he likes you even more now, and whenever you’re talking— he’s observing you closely. the way you sit, the way you laugh, he listens to it all.

and then you’re playing heroes and villains; katsuki’s the villain, and you’re the hostage. he barrels in and pummels the villain with one punch— “i’m here to save my wife and our twenty-four children!”

“twenty-four?” you’re in stitches, “wh-what, why twenty-four?”

kirishima is honest with his response. “that’s how many kids we’re gonna have when i grow up.” then he looks at katsuki, “hey, hey, how do we make babies?”

when the quirk wears off, kirishima is holding his face in hands, beyond embarrassed. “twenty-fo— am i insane?”

shinsou hitoshi

he’s a quiet kid. he likes to sit and read, or have you read to him. he’s observant, too, and often lifts your hand to his head so you can scratch it. he doesn’t cause a lot of hassle and just quietly does his thing while you’re in the kitchen or watching tv.

he’s smart too— and when your friends come over to visit, he hides shyly behind your leg. it takes him a bit but he becomes fond of kirishima who tosses him in the air (he never wants to do it again though when you worriedly rush over to make sure he doesn’t feel ill) and asks him about his books.

he asks you questions particularly about things you can’t quite answer like— “if there are hundreds of religions, does that mean there’s hundreds of gods? or are they the same god with different names?” and, “what came first— the chicken or the egg?” you instead ask him what he thinks and he giggles out some theory he’s come up with.

kirishima visits again, and he and kaminari debate on who shinsou likes better. but shinsou just looks over at you and points— “i like you the mostest.”

kaminari is quick to tease him, “is that your girlfriend?” eyebrows wriggling.

shinsou gets all quiet and you’re about to tell kaminari to quit making fun of him but the kid just sprints at you, full force. embarrassed, definitely.

shinsou’s crafty too. he learns how to make origami and spends hours and hours making little paper cranes. you ask him what his interest is;

“a book said if i make a thousand i get a wish.”

“oh? what would you wish for?”

he looks at you— “i’d wish for you to live with me forever when i get big.”

[angelthebedsheet]

my fav boys with slick black s/o pt 1?

a/n: im losing inspiration for my current requests and i’m not feeling good mentally or physically. my mood has been down the whole week and it’s messing with my school work so that’s also putting me in a sad mood. but im also in the mood for some fightin words so i’ll use my comfort boys. this may be corny but hey it works for me and this is my blog ❤️

lets get it

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Bakugo Katsuki

bro you MATCH his ENERGY so well with your clapbacks

tbh... bakugo’s clapbacks are just trash

he got the aggression but cmon now

tf is “shitty extra”

boy if you dont sit ya ass down

he LOVES your clapbacks tho

them shits be making him lose his mind

any slick shit you say he eats that UP

one time monoma was talking too much shit and you just

“nigga if you dont sit yo ass tf down fore i snatch yo forehead tf off”

safe to say bakugo busted out laughing

you were ready to post up

he lives for when you be roasting ppl under ya breath

what he doesnt like is when you roast him

bc you can and will read a bitch no hesitation

he really thought he was special....

aint shit sweet come get these roasts nigga

“boy if you dont take them damn pants off. shits look like hammer pants. cant touch this headass”

yall know how i have desiree roasting him?

that’s exactly how it be

you got a sharp ass tongue and will use it against anyone

let someone get both of yall pissed off together???

straight up verbal abuse at that point

file a complaint bc you and bakugo def made someone cry before

i think the class lwk hates you bc you helped bakugo’s clapbacks get better

which is bad for them

yall rmb those roasting vids where they go mmm after each one?

thats bakugo in the back

“big body headass”

“mm”

“dumpster truck headass”

“mm”

typa shit

he’ll hype it up too much

Todoroki Shouto

you think this man dont talk shit himself????

bro he can and will read a bitch RIGHT TO THEIR FACE TOO

he want all the SMOKE

yall together??? im sorry to whoever pissed yall off lemme plan they funeral

i imagine the way todoroki reads niggas is real sophisticated like he will point out every single insecurity you HAVE without even knowing you that well

no cursing for majority of them

“what shoes you got on?”

KAJDJSKKDKCKDDJ

yall would read bitches together but like this

“shou it’s the lifting acrylics for me”

“it’s the dusty wig for me, love”

“its the disconnecting wig for me”

“its the cakey makeup for me”

painful for them

i think he can do rapid fire roasts as soon as someone tries to start shit with you

“i know you’re not coming for my s/o. it’s the talking shoes, it’s the bootleg supreme shirt, it’s the fake chain, it’s the brittle hair”

he gets real disrespectful and wont care who it is

unless it’s your friends or family then he’ll dial it back a lil bit

if you start roasting endeavor????

my mans might be on his way to the jewelers

“try this ring on. i wanna see if it can fit you”

he finna spouse you up (spouse IS gender neutral innit?)

unrelated but todoroki is a hottie and will “ah 😜 mwah 💋” everytime and you might have a video of him losing his mind girls in the hood LMAOOOOO

Killua Zoldyck

now this boy.... cant roast for SHIT

yeah he’s a lil brat and can get mean and petty

but he cannot compare to you

this nigga’s a whole trained assassin but cant kill niggas with his words that well

🤡🤡🤡

i think the meanest thing he’s said is call you “a stupid fuckin idiot”

to which you responded with

“shut the fuck up, mushroom built ass bitch. body built like a smurf. hair lookin like hairballs cats cough up. dont get loud lil boy”

killua respectfully sat down and scratched his head

no cap that shit lwk hurt but he gonna pretend like it didnt

he dont even know what the fuck a SMURF IS

he just know that it hurt

lwk thought that was your nen

the ability to manipulate emotions into irritation or anger or some shit

like no baby they just good at roasting bitches

after a while he starts to hype you up in the back

“how you FEELLLLL”

“OOOOH BURNNNN”

“SHIT GOTTA HURT DONT IT BITCHBABY?”

eventually he learns how to roast and clapback then it’s over

the sass meter is overboard

like you might have to knock him a couple notches down

swear to god this boy uses clapbacks on leorio just to piss him off

one time leorio was telling killua to do sumn he just

“oh you must want me with the way you keep gobbling on my fuckin nuts i will do it soon relax”

you damn near BEHEADED this boy with how hard you slapped the back of his head

like it was funny but leorio wouldve JUMPED YOU

Kamado Tanjiro

OUT OF ALL OF THEM HE DOESNT WANT THAT

listen he likes to be the peacemaker

but with your clapbacks they’re enough to make zenitsu wanna post up

like you read him a lil too much

“THATS HOW YOU FEEL Y/N-CHAN? ALRIGHT”

cue tanjiro rapidly apologizing while dragging you away

the first time you roasted the absolute shit outta inosuke he had to sit down

he didnt even know what the majority of the shit you said meant

same with killua all he knew was that shit kinda hurt

tanjiro be TIRED of yall

“y/n can you PLEASE relax”

“NAH HE WANNA GET LOUD WITH ME”

“HE BREATHED”

“AND IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BREATH”

of course you know your limits

there’s no way you’re gonna get tanjiro to roast people

but this one time you heard him clapback by accident

“you heard me loud and clear, sir. dont act like you couldnt hear me correctly.”

like oop?

i felt a lil HEAT

aint no where near burned but for tanjiro??? good e fucking nough

dont act like he dont say some lil slick shit on the dl

this man got pent up aggression fym

tho you do be making him laugh

esp in battle if you just start reading a demon

he cant help but snicker

baby loves the way you talk and wouldnt have it any other way

if you roast him he will just go

“oh okay 🙂”

he doesnt know how to respond to that

if you roasting someone who deserves it nezuko will be your hype girl bc tanjiro’s busy trying to de-escalate the situation 💀💀💀

“and thats why yo grandma got a busted funeral”

“MMPH!”

“Y/N NO STOP THATS SO RUDE IM SO SORRY FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR THEY DONT MEAN IT”

“YES TF I DO”

“y/n shut up NO THEY DONT SORRY”

before dragging you away

jfc you’re like verbally feral

Nishinoya Yuu

your personal hypeman

will respectfully allow you to roast people

cant roast to save his life either

“you tell em!”

“yuh!”

“mhm”

“bitch”

hopping around n shit LMAOAOAOAOAO

you got that shit

someone irritating him?

“y/n.... baby.”

“alright who is it?”

“tsukishima”

“aight bet. AYE BITCH”

legend has it tsukishima is still recovering from those third degree burns

do not roast him this man will run away he values his life

“oh you must be ready to attend this barbecue”

(love that guy)

“IM VEGAN” liar

and DIPS

nigga will 100% ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDAAAAAAA tf up outta there

he can clapback and that’s the most he’ll do

he do be saying slick shit bc i hc him as someone who want all the smoke

ride or DIE

on they ass

(struggling to come up with clapbacks w/o anything to clapback to 💀💀💀)

(been cryinf over rengoku and hw my brain is mush)

“GO OFF Y/N TALK YOUR SHIT YOUR MAJESTY”

NIGGAS A CLOWN ✋🏽😭

thats all for this one folks lmao

[franeridart]

Hi hello love ur art is amazing and inspiring! Sorry I'm hyper. Also I have question! Been wondering for a while actually but like Diamond Bakugou right? Like how tall is he? Cause I know the diamonds have different heights so I was wondering exactly (actually both him and Kirishima) if he is like Blue and Yellow or like Pink?? Ily💜

Thank you so so much!!! And I guess more around Pink’s height? But to be honest with you while doodling those sketches I was like “...it’s su no one will get on my case if I go off-model” lmao so I can’t say I have any set height in mind, he’s just... tol lol

Anon said:it took me two straight days to hit the bottom of your blog in just the bakushima tag- then I realized in the tags for it you said "I promised myself I wouldn't draw for this fandom" - hmm, your art is amazing btw

LMAO anon you don’t get it, the fact that since then I spent two whole years doing little less aside from drawing bnha is exactly the reason why I didn’t want to start hahaha I could feel this was how it was going to end r i p

Anon said:I pre-ordered TMH zine and I'm super excited cause there's so many amazing content creators involved and just... Kiri and Baku you know? What's not to love! Anyway just wanted to say I'm most excited for your comic! Since I absolutely adore all your art and comics and from your preview it looks awesome!! So yeah! Thank you for all the amazing things you've created so far and I'm really looking forward to whatever you feel like making in the future too!! Oh also I love your OCs!

OH MAN thank you SO MUCH for buying it!!!! I really hope youre gonna like the comic, I worked so hard on it !! ;^;

Anon said:i'm sorry that i'm throwing this at you but concept: bakusquad goes to an amusement park ft. spinning teacup rides where baku and kiri spin it so fast it breaks while kaminari's crying, sero's laughing, and mina's recording it

hAH the only way you can get Bakugou in a spinning teacup is to allow him to turn them into an extreme ride there’s no doubts about that hahaha

Anon said:hey! I know you don't allowed respots but, can I use your art as icon? like for tumblr and twitter? if I can't I'll understand and respect. thank you for your time ❤️

It’s cool as long as you credit!! Thank u for liking my stuff enough to want to use it like that!!

Anon said:I love all your art!!! And ahhhhh your new costume sketches are so freaking good!!! First, thank you for being amazing!! And second, I was wondering if you'd be ok with it if I used one of them as my phone background? Totally understand if not! Thanks!

NO PROBS AT ALL thank you SO MUCH for liking them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said:What do you think of BKDK?

Don’t ship, but I’m highly invested in their canon relationship and its development!

Anon said:I am way more invested in Luca and Nico than I should be. XD I really love Luca a lot, your ocs are really interesting and the art is so pretty.

Thank you so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch ;O;

Anon said:The only thing I can think on Kiri's hero costume on winter, is Bakugou getting extremely flustered and yelling that Kiri is gonna poke someones eye out. 'Cause them nipples hard baby.

That seems to be the general feeling of the whole fandom, doesn’t it hahahaha it’s real tho, Kiri it’s winter pls don’t die

Anon said:Ever heard of Bo Burnham? In one of his sketches, he says "The issue is, I got my father's temper and I'm emotionally inarticulate, so rather than being honest and vulnerable I did a quick switch because I'm hurting inside and I'm trying to hide it, so eat a d[u]ck man"; swap "father" with "mother", and isn't that the best description of Bakugou anyone could have ever offered?

Never heard of him before, but this is pretty damn accurate haha

Anon said:You said you think Katsuki's ticklish (which is just too much fun to imagine), but what about Kiri? Does he take advantage of it? Do they strike you as a couple that would engage in tickle fights, which maybe start as sparring? or the opposite, a tickle fight becomes a full-blown grappling contest?

Kiri definitely takes advantage of it and the worst thing is that it’s not even a fight cause with Kirishima’s quirk he’s completely immune to tickling (and also attempts at other types of attacks in general - explosions - to make him stop) so once he manages to get a hold of Bakugou and start tickling him all Bakugo can do is yell and cry-laugh and hate him a lot hahaha

Anon said:Date-Dave Anon here. Since Dave isn't really the date type, do /you/ wanna go on a date? Somewhere classy. Like the cheesecake factory or something.

A n o n ple a s e ................... !!!!!!!!!! (a cheesecake factory does sound pretty neat tho :O )

Anon said:Could you draw Momojirou cuddling please? Thank you! ♡

Yes I could! I’m not taking requests nor commissions right now tho so I’d ask you to wait till I got a moment to spare I don’t wanna waste on the usual krbk de-stressing doodles haha

Anon said:i bought the tmh zine just so i could have a physical version of your art :3 and krbk of course

;;;;;;;;; omg thank you so much!! I really hope you’ll like the whole zine, it’s such a good one imho !!!

Anon said:Do you know what mbti/16 personality test is? And if so do you know what yours is?

Seems like I’m an INFJ :0

Anon said:Im so happy you shared the names of your ocs because i absolutely love them! There one of my favorite things on your posts! I was really interested in Tony and Ila so it was nice to finally know there names!!! Keep up the good work your amazing!!!

SOB I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM THEY’RE MY SOFT KIDS specifically Ila and Tony they’re very very soft and I’m very very happy you’re interested in them ;^;

Anon said:hi I like ur art and ur awesome ❤

THANK YOU!!!!

Anon said:Do you have any other ships that are as strong as kiribaku for you?

They’re my otp so no lol in the past I’ve had ships just as strong as them, but currently they’re my main source of entertainment and strong feelings - I do have other ships that make me go !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a lot, both in bnha and in general, but none as strong as krbk are :D

Anon said:that drawing of nico with his hair up i wanna cry. i am now thoroughly invested in luca and nico both as a pair and individually and i really hope to see more of them in the future because THEY BRIGHTEN MY DAY AND FUEL MY SOUL AND YOU ARE A LOVELY HUMAN.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hope to draw more about them, so thank you SO MUCH for being interested!!!! ;O;

Anon said:do you have an opinion on the ship ocha*mina (ashido and uraruka)??

I guess they’re cute? But I don’t have any strong opinion about them, I have a lot of mina ships I like better and generally I’m at best lukewarm about ura ships ngl 

[zouy99]

Boku no hero academia kiss headcanons

So i kinda looked for something like this and didnt find it so i decided to do it myself

Boys: Midoriya Izuku: the shy type, he usually doesnt go for deep kisses much but he would give all types of butterfly kisses all along the day and then heavily blush after each time, sometimes hed go for deep loving kisses that seem to give all the love he holds just for the perso hes holding, he will make them feel like theyre the world in his hands he loves to cup faces but also just loves to stare into the other persons eyes. Bakugou katsuki: we all know whats coming next, he never half asses anything and when he kisses he fucking kisses theyre brains out, he would usually start it pretty agressive but he takes as much as he gives trying to get everything he can out of it. He is passionate and can be sweet in the way that he tries to make the other person feel like they just bore witness to the best kiss of existence and were on the recieving end of it. We all know hes into biting and all that agressive lip sucking and leaving marks so that people can bear witness to what he did and how great he is at it. Todoroki shouto: well that kid is plain akwardd we all know it, i mean i love it when ppl make him out to be mysterious and cool but he just doesnt know how to socialize. But luckily kissing doesnt require much thinking, he probably doesnt know when its correct to kiss someone so he probably will just wait for someone to kiss him and then hoo boi he sure is a fast learner, thing is since he knows so little about social interaction he will try to adapt to whoever hes kissing making sure to know what they like and make them exited… so yeah on top of that hes pretty. Kaminari Denki: he is playfull!! he will make whoever it is laught or crack a smile and then kiss it off theyre mouth, he will nuzzle theyre nose and neck and give exagerated ‘mwah’ after kissing them on the lips. And when he kisses deeply, he will put his arms around theyre neck or waist and pull them against him. He can accidentally zip the other person sometimes if that happens he will say sorry a dozen times after but he will go back to kissing them softly. Kirishima eijiro: sweet babe sweet child that i love. Okay anyway he is /exited/ he is kissing someone he likes!!! How can u not be exited about that!!! He will kiss and hold them close or lift them up and carry them around make them turn and dance around and then fall but thats fine!! U can still kiss on the floor, and he has some sweet teeth to nip on lips, neck and all that i mean cmon he still knows how to use his weapons. But he would never hurt them!!! Ever!! Because he is precious and too good for this world and im gonna cry Iida tenya: cant break rules!!!! Boi!!! Nah but cant kiss him without warning because he will combust and the engine will probably break down. He will be adamant about tons of things before like to tell them if he does anything wrong, a safeword, going throught sex ed…. okay at that point theyd have to shout ‘hoLY MOthER oF PINeapLES’ but yeah after that, he is akward for a long while but slowly the tension will drain out of him he will relax and seriously kiss back, he will hold theyre face or hands (nothing indecent in public!!-cue word public-). Sero hanta: dude always here for them memes and sassy comments, he’ll lean over to whoever and smirk right before kissing them deep and meaningfully and then going back to his business like nothing happened. He is a lil shit and he will drive them crazy acting all innocent and cocky until they kiss him to prove a point and he’ll lean back out and go ‘do u know da way??’ Mashirao ojiro: he looks pretty plain and we tend to forget hes there but i still like him i mean cmon he passed the exam sorely on his fighting skills plus an extra limb i mean u cant tell me hes not fucking ripped. But ya anyway he believes himself to be ordinary and nothing special but he will make whoever it is with him feel special and cherished ( i know loads of characters r like this but let me try this out) hes all about the small gestures and sweet smiles and kissing where they got wounds. When he kisses its sweet and long not many bold moves more little things like brushing hair or massaging the neck making the other person pratically pliant against him and thatll be when he gets the big guns out. He is a GOOD GUY AND DESERVES ATENTION. Aoyama yuuji: ouais bon jais pas trop envie de faire ce gars enfin il est drole et extravagant mais ouais quois…. j'espère un jour qu'il trouve quelqu'un qui veuille lembrasser en tous cas il est assez sympa même si son français cest de la merde. Sugar dude who i forgot the name to: he tastes like sweets!!! I mean cmon thats awesome. He is chubby and soft and has those hella full lips, will do some nice mwah kisses whenever he feels like it, all smiles and making them feel happy and all fuzzy inside, take a nap on his belly.. okay actually i just wanna cuddle with him… please Kouda animal dude:…. i dunno man how do u kiss him?? He sweet and shy tho i rly like him. Tokoyami: i mean how do birds kiss?? Shoji: i dont know what his mouth looks like but id sure love to be carried in those ripped ass arms. Mineta: who?? I dont know either So yeah anyway sry english is my 4th language so loads of mispelling and this is basically me trying to kill time, ill see if i do the girls too, have a nice time

[phichit-chu-rp]

It’s... GAYGAY STYLE

In which Phichit plans the Victuri wedding, plays ultimate wingman and makes 893748274 memes. 

Yuuri Katsuki: Phichit-kun!

Phichit Chulanont: Yuri-kun!

Phichit Chulanont: I'm so glad I could finally come and visit you! Let's take a selfie :D

Yuuri Katsuki: Of course!

Phichit Chulanont: *take 234246443 pictures and spends the next 20 minutes choosing the best one and filters for ig*

Yuuri Katsuki: Your obsession will never go away, won't it?

Phichit Chulanont: Never! It's too late to back out of teh selfie war now

Yuuri Katsuki: Oh well, Guess that can't be helped..

Phichit Chulanont: SO. How are things with you and Viktor?

Yuuri Katsuki: *blushes* we're very good.

Phichit Chulanont: Do you have a date for the wedding yet? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuuri Katsuki: Ugh I wish.. He still won't marry me unless I get the golden medel! It's stressing me out!

Phichit Chulanont: Nooo that's mean

Yuuri Katsuki: I know he means to motivate me, but its exhilarating sometimes. Like what if I didn't get it? What will happen then..

Phichit Chulanont: What happens if he wins the gold and you don't

Phichit Chulanont: then do you get married

Phichit Chulanont: I need answers

Yuuri Katsuki: That's exactly what I'm afraid of! Every time I ask he winks at me and says to "work harder, Yuuri!" And changes the subject..

Yuuri Katsuki: I'm going crazy with frustration, Phichit!

Phichit Chulanont: hmm i know

Phichit Chulanont: I'll trick him into giving you a gold medal

Phichit Chulanont: well he wouldn't give it you

Phichit Chulanont: ok

Phichit Chulanont: so

Phichit Chulanont: you know my plans for phichit on ice

Yuuri Katsuki: Yes..?

Phichit Chulanont: what I'm gonna do

Phichit Chulanont: is have a competition in the middle

Phichit Chulanont: that's rigged

Phichit Chulanont: so that you get the gold

Yuuri Katsuki: *laughs* you're ever that thoughtful one.

Phichit Chulanont: and viktor won't be able to do anything about it

Yuuri Katsuki: But

Phichit Chulanont: he'll have to marry you then

Phichit Chulanont: right there

Phichit Chulanont: on the spot

Phichit Chulanont: that's the second half of phichit on ice

Phichit Chulanont: your wedding

Phichit Chulanont: everyone else will know

Phichit Chulanont: except victor

Yuuri Katsuki: That sounds amazing! He'll be so shocked!

Phichit Chulanont: and we'll all be like 'SURPRISE BITCH'

Phichit Chulanont: when the giant hamsters list up to reveal the perfect wedding rink

Phichit Chulanont: and stammi viccino will start playing

Phichit Chulanont: on loop

Phichit Chulanont: with a full orchestra

Yuuri Katsuki: He'd probably cry. I would too, to be honest.

Phichit Chulanont: Ok that's the plan then

Phichit Chulanont: Do you have any special requests?

Phichit Chulanont: Can I put makkachin on ice skates?

Yuuri Katsuki: No!

Yuuri Katsuki: That's dangerous.

Phichit Chulanont: ....ok

Phichit Chulanont: can i put him on a sled with ice skates

Yuuri Katsuki: One request, though.

Phichit Chulanont: pulled down the isle

Phichit Chulanont: ok

Yuuri Katsuki: No alcohol.

Phichit Chulanont: B-but...!!!

Yuuri Katsuki: What no

Phichit Chulanont: just imagine drunk!chris on ice

Yuuri Katsuki: I've had enough embarrassment before

Phichit Chulanont: you don't have to drink it

Phichit Chulanont: and as they always say

Phichit Chulanont: #no drink in the rink

Yuuri Katsuki: Yeah talk about turning the wedding to a wild club night.

Phichit Chulanont: Leo can be the DJ!

Yuuri Katsuki: and Yuri the flower girl

Phichit Chulanont: What about the triplets?

Yuuri Katsuki: no

Yuuri Katsuki: Yuri

Phichit Chulanont: actually they can film the whole thing

Yuuri Katsuki: With a flower crown and all

Phichit Chulanont: i think guang hong would make a good flower boy too

Phichit Chulanont: they can do it together

Yuuri Katsuki: True

Yuuri Katsuki: Double cute

Phichit Chulanont: They will take the definition of cute to new dimensions

Yuuri Katsuki: I know!

Phichit Chulanont: OMG

Phichit Chulanont: can we trick leo into asking guang hong out

Phichit Chulanont: on the ice

Yuuri Katsuki: !!!

Yuuri Katsuki: They like each other?

Phichit Chulanont: I thought it was so obvious?!

Phichit Chulanont: The story behind gh's fs

Yuuri Katsuki: Hm

Phichit Chulanont: he was thinking about taking a bullet for leo

Yuuri Katsuki: Now that you mention it

Phichit Chulanont: and they skype aaaaall the time

Phichit Chulanont: but they're both in denial

Yuuri Katsuki: And of course the ever righteous you have to step in and fix that?

Phichit Chulanont: that's what I'm here for!

Phichit Chulanont: wedding planner wingman phichit is always here to help

Yuuri Katsuki: Then you should turn Phichit on ice into Gay on Ice

Phichit Chulanont: G(ay)uang hong on ice

Phichit Chulanont: leo de la i-gay-sia

Yuuri Katsuki: oh my god!!

Yuuri Katsuki: That's hilarious

Phichit Chulanont: i can't change your names

Phichit Chulanont: it's sad

Yuuri Katsuki: I know it's upsetting

Phichit Chulanont: I want to have a gay name too

Phichit Chulanont: phichit on guys?

Phichit Chulanont: yuuri on guys?

Phichit Chulanont: that's the best i can do

Yuuri Katsuki: Omffff

Yuuri Katsuki: STOO

Yuuri Katsuki: STOP

Phichit Chulanont: and there's the classic christophe giaCUMetti

Phichit Chulanont: GayGay Leroy

Phichit Chulanont: it's GAYGAY STYLE

Yuuri Katsuki: IMAGINE IHMYGOF

Yuuri Katsuki: seung-gay Lee

Phichit Chulanont: yesss

Phichit Chulanont: yuri plisetsgay

Yuuri Katsuki: Otabek gaytin

Phichit Chulanont: :S

Phichit Chulanont: :D

Yuuri Katsuki: What if someone saw this chat

Phichit Chulanont: dw I already screenshotted parts of it and put it online

Phichit Chulanont: not the secret wedding plans ofc

Yuuri Katsuki: WHAT

Yuuri Katsuki: PHICHIT

Phichit Chulanont: ;D

Phichit Chulanont: just the gay parts

Phichit Chulanont: i mean

Yuuri Katsuki: I should call you Phishit istg

Phichit Chulanont: come on

Phichit Chulanont: how was i NOT supposed to share my genius puns with the world?

Yuuri Katsuki: We were making fun of other skaters what if someone got upset?

Phichit Chulanont: only if i get to call you katsudon

Phichit Chulanont: we're all pretty gay tbh

Yuuri Katsuki: But JJ is engaged to to a girl

Phichit Chulanont: ...oh yeah

Phichit Chulanont: shit

Yuuri Katsuki: the damage is done anyway

Phichit Chulanont: I'm still laughing at gaygay style though

Yuuri Katsuki: SAME omG

Phichit Chulanont: that will never not be funny

Phichit Chulanont: if i do say so myself

Yuuri Katsuki: Don't make this a meme

Phichit Chulanont: ....

Phichit Chulanont: .........

Yuuri Katsuki: Im half tempted to post it too

Phichit Chulanont: i have done no such thing...........

Yuuri Katsuki: You did didn't you

Phichit Chulanont: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yuuri Katsuki: Off

Yuuri Katsuki: He's a jerk anyway

Phichit Chulanont: tru

Phichit Chulanont: jerkjerk style

Phichit Chulanont: ok that sounded weirder than i meant

Yuuri Katsuki: Omg

Yuuri Katsuki: I actually said that out loud victor is looking at me weird

Phichit Chulanont: don't show him our #secretweddingplans

Yuuri Katsuki: I won't ;)

Phichit Chulanont: (......i may possibly be making a gaygay style meme irl..............)

Yuuri Katsuki: (Omg do it im actually laughing run)

Yuuri Katsuki: *run

Yuuri Katsuki: *RN