#karl’s honking

[spirallingstrangers]

there is no a. there is no space for cisgender straight people in the lgbt communtiy

if they’re aromantic or asexual, they have a space in the queer community. i’m not debating this.

the a is for agender, asexual, and aromantic.

[zenythycal]

Idk here you go im gonna go nap now

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Karl the performer

Yet another clown to join the circus, hope Karl can make a great addition! I’ve had the best time designing honks!

@carol-clown !!

Click for much better quality 🤘

[beethovenchoralsynphony]

this photo of karl jacobs.

[belovedrm]

tbh i’m still thinking about this … like … i guess i’m just a little curious as to why dream wasn’t in that picture ???? did he just tweet about how much he loves feet and then immediately logged off and went to sleep ???? like ????

[cyaneyedcl]

heard karl caused some havoc with his disney tier list but at least we got ratatouille in S, where it belongs

so have our favorite chef with quackity as his helper :]

[dreamep]

Updated my pinned and I’d give up this user if I could think of a better one but honkdream kinda slays if I’m being honest

[kokichispanta]

Every DSMP duo (Tell me if I missed some and I'll add them)

Bedrock Bros - Technoblade & TommyInnit

Bee Duo - Ranboo & Tubbo

Allium Duo - Ranboo & TommyInnit

TNT Duo - Quackity & Wilbur Soot

Clingy Duo - Tubbo & TommyInnit

Crime Boys - Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Disc Duo - TommyInnit & Dream

Devil Duo - TommyInnit & Drista

Endersmile - Ranboo & Dream

Emerald Duo - Technoblade & Philza

Rocket Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Jack Manifold

Cookie Duo - Ranboo & Slimecicle

Sweater Duo - Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot

Taller Duo - Ranboo & Wilbur Soot

Sand Duo - Philza & Wilbur Soot

Memory Duo - Karl Jacobs & Ranboo

Deity Duo - Dream XD & Foolish

Mutually Assured Destruction(MAD) Duo - Dream & Wilbur Soot

Angel Duo - TommyInnit & Philza

BBQ - BadBoyHalo & Quackity

Lovers Duo - Mamacita(Girl Dream) & Mexican Dream

Pumpkin Duo - Quackity & Jschlatt

Quirky Duo - Wilbur Soot & Tubbo

Firefly Duo - Tubbo & Dream

Hotel Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & TommyInnit

Nuke Duo - Jack Manifold & Tubbo

Staged Duo - Punz & Dream

Golden Boys Duo - TommyInnit & Purpled

Squeaky Duo - TommyInnit & GeorgeNotFound

Uncles Duo - Jschlatt & Philza

Meow Duo - Wilbur Soot & GeorgeNotFound

Happy Duo - Skeppy & BadBoyHalo

Dap Duo - Quackity & Slimecicle

Vault Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Dream

Sunrise Duo - Technoblade & Nihachu(Niki)

Treasure Duo - Sapnap & Ranboo

Boat Duo - Foolish & Ranboo

Pyro Duo - Sapnap & TommyInnit

Prey Duo - Technoblade & Quackity

Eternal Duo - Foolish & Eret

Ping Pong Duo - Punz & Ponk

Calamity Duo - Quackity & TommyInnit

Therapy Duo - TommyInnit & Puffy

Cuck Duo - ConnorEatsPants & Jschlatt

Honk Duo - Karl & Quackity

Supreme Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Ponk

Assassin Duo - Quackity & Purpled

Bitter Duo - Jack Manifold & TommyInnit

Peer Pressure Duo - Technoblade & Ranboo

Twin Duo - Technoblade & Wilbur

Scam Duo - TommyInnit & Jschaltt

Orphan Duo - Skeppy & Technoblade

Cabinet Duo - Quackity & Tubbo

Button Duo - Eret & Wilbur Soot

Rivals Duo - Technoblade & Dream

Fireworks Duo - Tubbo & Technoblade

Grime Duo - Slimecicle & TommyInnit

Apple Duo - Slimecicle & Jschlatt

Rain Duo - Wilbur Soot & Nihachu(Niki)

FireFox Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Sapnap

Mercenary Duo - Punz & Purpled

Fun Duo - Eryn & TommyInnit

Glow Duo - Ranboo & Aimsey

Piss Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Dream

Neighbors Duo - Purpled & TommyInnit

Short Duo - Quackity & GeorgeNotFound

Spring Duo - Aimsey & Tubbo

Jaffa Cake Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Tubbo

Comfy Duo - Tubbo & Sapnap

Loud Duo - Dream & Quackity

Rose Duo - Dream & Hannah

Octopus Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & TommyInnit

Earth Duo - Dream & GeorgeNotFound

Pickle Duo - TommyInnit & Foolish

Icy Duo - Fundy & Ranboo

Horns Duo - Tubbo & Jschlatt

Citrus Duo - Fundy & Dream

Homie Duo - Karl & Sapnap

Coconut Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Fundy

Chair Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Ranboo

Ducky Duo - Skeppy & Quackity

Giggle Duo - Aimsey & TommyInnit

Hell Duo - Jack Manifold & Sapnap

Hibernation Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Technoblade

Pet Duo - Technoblade & Sapnap

Land Duo - Foolish & BadBoyHalo

Loan Shark Duo - Foolish & Quackity

Orange Duo - Sapnap & TinaKitten

Sunshine Duo - GeorgeNotFound & TinaKitten

White Eyes Duo - Eret & BadBoyHalo

Heart Duo - TommyInnit & Eret

Sugar Duo - Dream & TinaKitten

Prank Duo - Eret & Fundy

Star Duo - Foolish & TinaKitten

Parents Duo - Kristin(Mumza) & Philza

Scar Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Quackity

Bug Duo - Ranboo & Punz

Birthday Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Tubbo

Pun Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Ranboo

Musically Duo - Tommyinnit & Beautie(Beau)

Boat Duo - Ranboo & Foolish

Nether Duo - Badboyhalo & Jack Manifold

[chikidyaff]

httyd!sapnap (his dragon thunderclaw Pandas) and httyd!naomi and milo (hideous zippleback) =)

[old]

and httyd!karl (his dragon deadly nadder Honk) =p

[old]

[justal0zeralt]

while looking up duo names I found out that the duo name for dream and Wilbur is "MutuallyAssuredDestructionDuo" like who the actual fuck came up with that???

[spirallingstrangers]

i’m gonna be so mad if i try to take a nap today and i can’t fall asleep. i got 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night, we can’t run on that all day.

[qskeppy]

sorry karl is so funny to me. Remember when he tried to remain family friendly (in the mr beast sense) and never swore and still used what the honk. and now he just tells people to kill themselves

[suenitos]

sapnap kept saying honk in his last stream it’s making me laugh like. while karl messages are getting deleted in front of our eyes

LMAOOO like if you want to talk about shipping ruining straight men's relationships.... lets really get into THIS then

[pomni-xddcc]

Heya! Alright uhh quick question-

Can I hear some comedy from you?? Sh[HONK] wait is that offensive to ask?!

Also hi I'm 👋🏻 😊karl

Yeah yeah whatever, You work for this hell hole, and you're also gonna take me as some joke..? [%$!#] you Karl.. order me a damn exit door off of eBay.

[quotemenevervore]

Squishy fic time (Shrunken Manhunt Edition) >:)

@brick-a-doodle-do @da3dm @munchkin1156 @i-am-beckyu im over here now >:)

TW for panic, major character injury, weapons, fear, safe vore

(Nevermore: everyone say thank you squishy for another amazing fic 💚💚)

“You’re lucky Sap didn’t burn dinner tonight.” Karl laughed, wrapping said fireborn in a hug. “He would’ve poisoned us!” Karl joked, pressing a kiss to Sapnaps cheek. The fireborn snorted, grabbing tightly onto Karl. “Yeah, you two are so lucky my evil plan didn’t work, I guess you need to give me cuddles to calm me down or I’ll do it for real.” Sapnap playfully teased, grabbing his two laughing fiances into the bed as they got tucked into the sheets.

“Oh no! Q, what will we ever do!” Karl asked dramatically. “Hurry! Give him cuddles!” The avian responded quickly, wrapping his arms around the fireborn. Karl wrapped his arms around the fireborn as the three laughed together.

“I really love you two.” Sapnap spoke. “Okay, cheesy, get new lines.” The avian muttered with a laugh.

“Yeah well what if I like being cheesy?” “Literally no one asked.”

The fireborn smiled, pulling his fiances in closer. “Yeah, whatever, let’s just head to bed, alright?” Karl curled into the fireborn’s chest, soaking in the warmth.

It was a quiet evening at the fiances as they drifted into sleep.

- - -

The shapeshifter stretched a bit before opening his eyes. He pulled his fiances closer, missing their warmth-Honk!

Karl shot up, the things in his arms sliding out. Where were Sap and Q?! Honk! He looked to his left, spotting a beautiful golden duck, sitting on the bed and honking up at him.

He blinked at the animal before he shrieked and slipped off of the bed, knocking his head against the floor before getting up on his feet quickly. Karl backed up, eyeing the duck before he frantically reached for a book, holding it in front of himself protectively.

He was pretty sure ducks were the scary birds, pretty sure. Or was that swans? He wasn’t sure, maybe it was both.

Something rubbed up against his heels, scaring him enough to trip over it and land on the ground again. The shapeshifter groaned, rubbing his head.

He opened his eyes only to meet another pair of eyes, although these were orange with slits. He whimpered, curling up. Prime, please let this be a dream, please. Karl begged.

The shapeshifter seemed to calm down as a small form squirmed it’s way into his curl. Another form rested on his shoulders. Karl dared to open his eyes again, spotting the duck nestled softly in his arms, while a scaly tail rested in front of his face.

“Oh g–, this isn’t a dream, is it…” He muttered. He put a hand on the scaly thing on his neck and the other on the duck as he slowly sat up. “Where did you guys come from?” He asked, not expecting an answer. Honk! The duck responded. Karl laughed as he pulled off the scaly form off of his neck.

It was a small dragon. “Oh honk, yeah it would be nice to know where you two came from.” He carefully shoved the duck off his lap as he stood up, walking over to the bed. He grabbed his comm, checking the messages. Nothing. Karl’s fiances had left their comms and hadn’t told him where they were going.

He was alone.

“Where-” He muttered, turning on Sapnap’s comm to check the messages. Nothing. Quackity’s? Nothing.

He dared to send a message in the chat.

KarlJacobs: has any1 seen q or sap

He pocketed the device, opening the door. His gaze wandered to the two animals in the room who just stared at him. “Come on.” He sighed with a smile, “let’s figure out how to get you guys back home.” The mini-dragon lifted the duck up with their mouth, letting the duck sit on its back.

Karl watched as the two scuttled out of the room. The shapeshifter smiled, leading them down into the kitchen. Neither fiance were down there waiting for him. The dragon pushed him along carefully. He laughed, deciding to pick up the two. “If either of you bite me I will put you down.” He said.

He smiled, holding them close. The two creatures ended up snuggling him back, which he was happy for. “I think I’m going to visit my fathers today. If my fiances don’t want to see me again you bet I’m going to go say hi.” He giggled. The dragon seemed to stiffen before curling around the shapeshifter.

His arm fizzled as one of the watches sped up. His right hand formed a finger gun, shooting energy into the center of the room. A portal formed and he held tightly onto the creatures as he stepped through. When he stepped through to the other side the portal vanished.

Karl smiled happily as he spotted his parents' cabin, excitedly running towards it. The door opened before he got there and a figure ran through, embracing the shapeshifter in a hug. “Karl!” They spoke as the creatures flapped to the ground. “Hey dad.” He smiled.

“You never visit! What’s the occasion?” “My fiances left me. And in my defense there was way too much going on in that place.”

The man looked horrified, frantically scanning him over. “I’m fine, I’m fine, don’t worry.” He smiled sadly. “You must’ve been through so much…Come on, let’s go celebrate, hm?” Karl laughed, wrapping his arms around his father.

“Hasan! Hurry and make some lunch, we need to celebrate!” “What are we celebrating?”

“Karl’s home!” The sound of something dropping rang uncomfortably through his ears before he was wrapped in another encompassing hug. Hasan hugged tightly onto Karl. “We missed you so much.”

“I know, I’m sorry…there were just too many wars to be able to hop without consequence.” He muttered, enjoying the hug. His dad smiled and pulled away, letting his papa enjoy his own hug.

When Hasan pulled away, Karl spotted Austin carefully picking up the creatures. “Where did these guys come from?” “Oh, they gave me a heart attack in my room, but I promised to take them back where they belong.”

“Karl…mobs can’t hop.” Hasan explained. The shapeshifter looked at the other, confused. “People, yes. Hybrids, yes. Mobs and normal animals? No.”

Karl looked back over at the creatures, extending his arms to take them from Austin. Honk! He stared confused at the duck before the dragon spit something up and set it on the bird’s head.

His eyes widened as his gaze shifted between the creatures, Austin, and Hasan. “Holy f—.” He muttered. “No, cause holy f—.” He muttered, arms flapping as he handed the duck to Austin.

The duck who now wore Quackity’s beanie.

He didn’t understand what had happened, and he didn’t want to. He ended up pacing the room, filled with anxiety and concern. He’d been with his fiances all day and hadn’t known! He didn’t even realize he had stopped moving, or that he had started to tear up until the dragon–Sapnap, probably–made himself known by curling tighter around his shoulder. The dragon nipped softly at his ear.

“I-i didn’t-how could I not have known-” Karl muttered. Sapnap adjusted himself on the other’s shoulder, clinging to his face. Karl slowly took a breath, dragging it on until Sapnap wiggled back onto his shoulders.

“Hey, relax. It’s okay, do you want to talk about it?” Austin asked softly, stopping the other in his tracks. “I-they-these two are my fiances-I don’t know what to do-” He started rambling before Austin set Quackity into his arms. The shapeshifter started to relax a bit with the comforting weight in his arms.

“It’s okay Karl, I know it’s hard, but you can figure it out.” Hasan spoke up, resting a hand on his shoulder. “Figure-Figure! That’s it! Thank you so much!” Karl cheered. “I-i’ll be back, promise. I just have to go hunt down a god.”

Karl waved to his parents as he quickly reentered his home, pulling out his comm. “If you two say anything I will tie you up.” He threatened the two now sitting on his shoulders.

KarlJacobs: i need every1 with their animals to meet me @ community building :]

Pocketing the comm, he grabbed a few potions as well as Sapnap’s favorite axe. The dragon huffed. “I know, I know. Trust me, I won’t break it.” In return, the dragon lept of his shoulder, quickly grabbing something.

“Come on, we need to go!” Karl spoke, grabbing a book. The dragon jumped back onto his shoulder, refusing to show the shapeshifter what he had grabbed. “Okay fine, keep your secrets.”

- - -

He sighed, pulling himself out of the cart before grabbing the other two. “Here we go.” He muttered to himself, beginning to go up the steps. Karl huffed as he got to the top. “You two can fly, you know?” He sighed as he stood in the community house.

Inside could only be described as chaos.

Birds flying everywhere, water spilled across the floor, and endless noises met him. He quickly became overwhelmed by the noise, dropping down on his knees to get further from the noise. Karl whimpered. Sapnap acted quickly, flapping off of the shapeshifter’s shoulder and letting out an ear-shattering roar before glaring at the chaos.

Tears dripped out of his eyes until something soft bounded up to him. He reached out, petting the soft white fluff. A sheep, probably Puffy. “Thank you.” He whispered, slowly standing up and letting Sapnap perch proudly on his arm.

The only humans he saw were George, Tommy and Niki. Well that was absolutely underwhelming. “You wanted to meet us?” George spoke first. “Yeah! It’s a bit crazy, but hear me out.” He began, smiling as a crow settled on his arm next to Quackity.

“Hey Phil.” He smiled, looking at the bird. “Karl, what he f—.” Tommy began. “You-”

“The crow is Phil! The dragon’s Sapnap, and the duck is Quackity!” Karl explained. “Karl, love, you’re going to need to explain a bit more.” Niki spoke.

“I know. And I don’t understand this enough. But somehow our friends aren’t hybrids anymore. Now they’re just animals. The axolotl! That’s Dream! The hoglin is Techn-” “Karl, you are literally sounding insane. Let’s get you back to bed.” George spoke kindly, approaching the shapeshifter.

“No, no, no, George, I know what I’m talking about, I know what to do please-” “No, you need a break, you’ve been dealing with too much-OW-s—!” George shouted when Sapnap bit his arm. The human frowned, trying to pull him off.

“Sapnap, biting isn’t nice.”

The dragon growled before pulling himself off. “Karl, I don’t normally like to agree with people but you need a break, you are literally sounding insane.” Tommy announced. “I’m being serious! Come on, you need to believe me! You had to have noticed something!”

“Let’s calm down and talk this out, okay? I see what Karl’s getting at.” Niki announced. “What do you mean?” George turned.

“This sheep does act a lot like Puffy, and the lizard acts like Jack. I get it-”

Purpled opened the door before he rowed a boat inside. “Sorry, I don’t have any way to bring them here.” The boat held a fish tank, and inside was a shark. Behind him was a fox, and a dog. Purpled held up a jar filled with goop.

“I’m going to sound so insane, but I swear these guys are actually the Las Nevadas group-” Honk! Purpled blinked at Quackity. “Oh.”

“See! I’m not crazy!” Karl insisted, directed at George. “I know what I’m saying.” A cat slunk into the building next. “How did you find out?!” Purpled asked in shock.

“I found out when Sapnap decided to spit up Quackity’s beanie. And I will not be washing that.” Karl added, cutting out any of the other parts. “Yeah, that works. I could just hear their voices.” The teen spoke.

“Okay, so this is a real thing? Like an actual thing?” Tommy asked softly, eyeing the falcon next to him. “Yep, I just don’t know how to undo it.”

“I think I do.” Karl spoke boldly. “Could you guys move? I need my arms for a moment.” He asked. The three flapped off of him, although Quackity just sat on his head. He pulled out the book and wrote his name in it, slamming the pages shut. He walked outside and dug a hole, pouring lava into it.

“Karl Jacobs.” He muttered, throwing the book inside, pulling out the axe. Everyone else joined him outside just before the hairs on the back of his head stood up. He watched reality morph, a geometric shifting hole formed in the sky. A massive figure pulled itself into reality, staring down at Karl.

“You called?” A voice spoke demandingly. He stood his ground, gripping the axe tighter. “You owe me, XD.”

“I do not.” The being insisted. “Yeah? What about the memory loss? Time travel? The whole ‘gods plaything’? I think it’s about time you do something for me.” Karl spat, staring up.

The duck on his head was trembling, but Karl was too scared to move, to scared to do anything beside talk.

“Fine. Three wishes, Karl Jacobs. And that is all.” The being spoke. “And?” Karl asked expectantly.

“And?” “Undo what you did to my friends and fiances.”

“Fine, that too. It’ll be undone when the clock strikes midnight.” The being hissed. “But I warn you, Jacobs, once you run out of wishes, I run out of patience.”

The being disappeared the same way it came. Karl finally took a breath, shaking. “...Karl?” He fell to the ground, shaking, and finding himself unable to do much more, just staring into the distance. “Karl! Oh g–, George do you have a healing potion?!”

He began to cry, anxiety and fear radiating out of his body. Quackity was padding around him, trying to make him feel better. He was moved awkwardly, head tilted upwards as a potion was poured down his throat.

His leg tingled as he glanced down at it. Long enough to watch Purpled pull the axe out of the limb.

He let out a scream, muffled by the drink sliding through and cooling his insides. George maintained eye contact with him, saying things that he couldn’t hear.

His friend did eventually move before blue liquid splashed just out of his vision. He felt nauseous as he rolled over, finally managing to move all of his heavy limbs. Karl looked up, meeting the massive scaly face of Sapnap. “‘Ey sapn’p.” He managed to mutter. The dragon pressed his nose to Karl’s forehead.

Quackity padded up to him again, sitting down next to his shrunken form. Sapnap glared at Quackity before lifting Karl up by his teeth and resting him on his back.

“Alright, let’s let them go.” Purpled spoke, herding the group back inside. Sapnap nodded and slowly began to lift himself up with his wings. Karl watched as his two fiances began to fly together.

His hands rested on Sapnap’s top horns as the two began to pick up speed. Karl’s head began to droop a bit as he grew more and more tired from before.

The two took a pit stop, landing softly in a nearby tree. Sapnap reached his head back and carefully pushed Karl into his mouth. The dragon swallowed his fiance slowly, letting the tired shapeshifter slide into his storage.

Karl felt safe, nestled into his fiance’s storage. He finally let himself sleep, awaiting whatever would happen when he went to sleep.

- - -

Karl woke up slowly, mumbling to himself. Sapnap and Quackity–who were thankfully human again–laid beside him, curled around him protectively as they slept. The words of XD rang through his mind as he tried to fall back asleep, and he prayed to prime that he would find a way out of this mess.

[grace122]

i’m pretty sure tumblr has been eating my asks to you:/ but i sent a little blurb i wrote abt punz, i’ll paste it below, maybe this one will make it to you idk

but i’m thinking about going to a fancy dinner while you’re dating punz. maybe a dinner with dream, george, sapnap, karl, foolish, and sam. and you just wore the most stunning dress, hugging you in all of the right places. and punz can’t stop staring at you while you’re doing your makeup in your shared room. his hand wrapped on your thigh while he’s driving you guys to dreams house. (ik this location wise makes no sense, but it’s fine.) you guys get there, and all the guys are complementing you and jokingly saying stuff like, “you clean up well for a gamer, y’know?” making punz’s ears turn red. he loves that you get compliments, but he doesn’t like how repetitive they are. once is enough, not every twenty minutes. and you bask in the compliments. obviously you get compliments from tina and brooke and so on in comments, but it’s different when it’s in person and you can see how genuine they are being. punz, being punz, gets possessive. sitting close at dinner, his hand on your leg, random kisses (more than normal) throughout the dinner, leaving you a little confused, but not mad at the affection. its only when you get in the car, his hands gripping the steering wheel so tight that his knuckles turn white and the music is off, the only sound in the car is the blinker and honking cars on the road. when you get home is when you realize why he’s acting this way. your short dress, the tall heels, red lipstick you kept applying, and the way you would space out during dinner, making your lips part slightly and your eyes going a bit wide. it made even more sense when he lifted you onto the counter and crouched down, sliding your underwear off while he was breathing heavily, nothing but lust shining through his eyes. “you drive me fucking crazy.” his tongue slowly licking your clit, wanting to drag the night out. okay i’m done LMAOO. (okay yeah idk, this was what i wrote like one month ago or sum.) -🧝‍♀️

THIS. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH