#karl’s honking

[spirallingstrangers]

there is no a. there is no space for cisgender straight people in the lgbt communtiy

if they’re aromantic or asexual, they have a space in the queer community. i’m not debating this.

the a is for agender, asexual, and aromantic.

[spirallingstrangers]

he’s so silly i love him

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Karl the performer

Yet another clown to join the circus, hope Karl can make a great addition! I’ve had the best time designing honks!

@carol-clown !!

Click for much better quality 🤘

[beethovenchoralsynphony]

this photo of karl jacobs.

[dreamep]

Updated my pinned and I’d give up this user if I could think of a better one but honkdream kinda slays if I’m being honest

[falling-face-first-fallon]

This is such a vague post that it works for like 90% of fandoms and I live laugh love it

Reblog if you also want to fuck that old man.

[cloudberriess]

Every DSMP duo (Tell me if I missed some and I'll add them)

Bedrock Bros - Technoblade & TommyInnit

Bee Duo - Ranboo & Tubbo

Allium Duo - Ranboo & TommyInnit

TNT Duo - Quackity & Wilbur Soot

Clingy Duo - Tubbo & TommyInnit

Crime Boys - Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Disc Duo - TommyInnit & Dream

Devil Duo - TommyInnit & Drista

Endersmile - Ranboo & Dream

Emerald Duo - Technoblade & Philza

Rocket Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Jack Manifold

Cookie Duo - Ranboo & Slimecicle

Sweater Duo - Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot

Taller Duo - Ranboo & Wilbur Soot

Sand Duo - Philza & Wilbur Soot

Memory Duo - Karl Jacobs & Ranboo

Deity Duo - Dream XD & Foolish

Mutually Assured Destruction(MAD) Duo - Dream & Wilbur Soot

Angel Duo - TommyInnit & Philza

BBQ - BadBoyHalo & Quackity

Lovers Duo - Mamacita(Girl Dream) & Mexican Dream

Pumpkin Duo - Quackity & Jschlatt

Quirky Duo - Wilbur Soot & Tubbo

Firefly Duo - Tubbo & Dream

Hotel Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & TommyInnit

Nuke Duo - Jack Manifold & Tubbo

Staged Duo - Punz & Dream

Golden Boys Duo - TommyInnit & Purpled

Squeaky Duo - TommyInnit & GeorgeNotFound

Uncles Duo - Jschlatt & Philza

Meow Duo - Wilbur Soot & GeorgeNotFound

Happy Duo - Skeppy & BadBoyHalo

Dap Duo - Quackity & Slimecicle

Vault Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Dream

Sunrise Duo - Technoblade & Nihachu(Niki)

Treasure Duo - Sapnap & Ranboo

Boat Duo - Foolish & Ranboo

Pyro Duo - Sapnap & TommyInnit

Prey Duo - Technoblade & Quackity

Eternal Duo - Foolish & Eret

Ping Pong Duo - Punz & Ponk

Calamity Duo - Quackity & TommyInnit

Therapy Duo - TommyInnit & Puffy

Cuck Duo - ConnorEatsPants & Jschlatt

Honk Duo - Karl & Quackity

Supreme Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Ponk

Assassin Duo - Quackity & Purpled

Bitter Duo - Jack Manifold & TommyInnit

Peer Pressure Duo - Technoblade & Ranboo

Twin Duo - Technoblade & Wilbur

Scam Duo - TommyInnit & Jschaltt

Orphan Duo - Skeppy & Technoblade

Cabinet Duo - Quackity & Tubbo

Button Duo - Eret & Wilbur Soot

Rivals Duo - Technoblade & Dream

Fireworks Duo - Tubbo & Technoblade

Grime Duo - Slimecicle & TommyInnit

Apple Duo - Slimecicle & Jschlatt

Rain Duo - Wilbur Soot & Nihachu(Niki)

FireFox Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Sapnap

Mercenary Duo - Punz & Purpled

Fun Duo - Eryn & TommyInnit

Glow Duo - Ranboo & Aimsey

Piss Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Dream

Neighbors Duo - Purpled & TommyInnit

Short Duo - Quackity & GeorgeNotFound

Spring Duo - Aimsey & Tubbo

Jaffa Cake Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Tubbo

Comfy Duo - Tubbo & Sapnap

Loud Duo - Dream & Quackity

Rose Duo - Dream & Hannah

Octopus Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & TommyInnit

Earth Duo - Dream & GeorgeNotFound

Pickle Duo - TommyInnit & Foolish

Icy Duo - Fundy & Ranboo

Horns Duo - Tubbo & Jschlatt

Citrus Duo - Fundy & Dream

Homie Duo - Karl & Sapnap

Coconut Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Fundy

Chair Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Ranboo

Ducky Duo - Skeppy & Quackity

Giggle Duo - Aimsey & TommyInnit

Hell Duo - Jack Manifold & Sapnap

Hibernation Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Technoblade

Pet Duo - Technoblade & Sapnap

Land Duo - Foolish & BadBoyHalo

Loan Shark Duo - Foolish & Quackity

Orange Duo - Sapnap & TinaKitten

Sunshine Duo - GeorgeNotFound & TinaKitten

White Eyes Duo - Eret & BadBoyHalo

Heart Duo - TommyInnit & Eret

Sugar Duo - Dream & TinaKitten

Prank Duo - Eret & Fundy

Star Duo - Foolish & TinaKitten

Parents Duo - Kristin(Mumza) & Philza

Scar Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Quackity

Bug Duo - Ranboo & Punz

Birthday Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Tubbo

Pun Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Ranboo

Musically Duo - Tommyinnit & Beautie(Beau)

Boat Duo - Ranboo & Foolish

Nether Duo - Badboyhalo & Jack Manifold

Scar Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Quackity

[lemonyplainalt]

while looking up duo names I found out that the duo name for dream and Wilbur is "MutuallyAssuredDestructionDuo" like who the actual fuck came up with that???

[writing-with-yours-truly]

Wattpad Transfer: "We stole Jimmy's Car" Quackity [YouTuber] x Reader

Warnings: Swearing

Additional information: Inspired on the video Sapnap Uploaded

Requested by: N/A

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"When the fuck are they gonna get here?" I groan, checking my phone's SnapMap to locate my friends. "No idea. All they told us was to wait here," Punz answers. "That's fucking dumb," I reply.

My SnapMap opened and it appeared that they were really close. I heard a honk and I yelled, startled. The boys started laughing and I raised my middle finger. "Shut up." Karl rolls his window down. "Get in the car!" He yelled.

We all walked over and started piling in. "Can you not have the part of me screaming?" I ask Karl. He replies with a laugh. So the layout was...

Karl and Sapnap in the front. Me and Quackity in the middle. Nolan and Punz in the back. "Whoooo!" We hooted.

...

We were on the road for thirty minutes and the Tesla battery was almost dead. "We probably gotta charge it," I shrugged, hearing a beep. "No shit." Quackity says in response.

Karl recorded Sapnap, as he got out of the car. "We need to charge the car before we really hit the road."

"Snack time!" I yell, running out of the car. "Y/N wait!" Quackity ran after me.

...

After we got back from getting really good snacks, Quackity leased intimate the car. "Got any games on your car?" I covered my mouth as I squeaked because of Quackity trying to climb into the car. "Quackity, there's a door for a reason!"

"Shut up, Y/N, I'm having a moment." Sapnap and Quackity got close and I started wheezing. "Its so fucking warm you don't need a fireplace, you need ice cubes."

...

We all were back in the car, and Karl was driving this time. "Karl! Yo Kar! What if we crash the car!" I yell. "You can get him a new one, right?" Karl asked me. "No, it was Sapnap's idea!" I pointed at Sap.

Sapnap turned the camera around. "Punz, when's the next Among Us video coming out?" "Uhhh...." We all just laughed.

"Anyways, Q, man, where are the snacks?" I ask Quackity. "Glad you asked, Y/N!" Quackity lifted something up. "We got the candy, and we got the...The drink!" He pointed at the drink.

"Oh, we also have a secret charger!" He pulled off a plastic piece. Then he pulled another up, causing it to fling off.

...

"Look at my cards!" Punz waves his Pokémon cards in front of my face. "Get the cards outta my fucking face," I laughed.

Punz pulled the cards out of my face. A few minutes later, Nolan and Punz were sharing a bag of beef jerky. I gagged at the rancid smell, and turned my head away.

"I don't want your handouts, man!" I speak in a fake Mexican Dream voice, causing Quackity to laugh until the jerky was in his face. "Get that shit away from me!"

Karl, who had enough with our antics, yelled "Everybody shut up! Its silent car time now. Thanks a lot!" Sapnap sighed, as he was getting content from the banter.

Punz had lifted his arms and flipped off Karl. I slapped his hand. "Oww! N/N slapped me! Karl!"

Sapnaps camera was pointed at us again, and I did a fake pout. "He's whying." I talk in my baby voice.

...

It was dead silent until Sapnap's face time was going off. "Oh, shit."

"How's it going?" Jimmy asks.

"Its going good. What are you up to?" Sapnap cooly answered.

"I see a camera pointed at the phone." I push the camera back and mouth, 'Careful.' to Quackity.

"What? Oh, that's weird." Sap acted dumbfounded.

Jimmy answered with, "I assume that means you're pranking me."

"I mean kind of. I don't know if you'd call it a prank." I snicker silently listening to the two.

"I think its more like...theivery." Sap shakily answers.

Jimmy exhaled. "Is that my Tesla?"

"It-its your Tesla, Jimmy."

"Bro, Y/N. We were bonding together!"

"I know!"

"And you're trying to steal my car?!"

"It was Sap's idea, not mine," I giggle.

"This is something I would expect from Karl. But, Y/N! Come on."

"Hey, they told us to go to this sketchy ass gas station."

"How about this. Sapnap, I'm giving you four days to return it or I'm calling the cops." He hung up, leaving us all to freak out.

"But-" I caught my breath from laughing as Quackity gave Sap the camera back. "He's your bestie!" I wheeze.

"He's joking, right?" Sapnap asks himself. "We just gotta hide it," Karl gives an idea.

...

Five hours in and were charging our -Jimmy's - Tesla, and somehow ended up at a mall arcade.

"We gotta leave though, if we want to eat at the place we want to." Sap explains to us. Nolan runs ahead, yelling, "Let's go!"

Karl shakes his head.

The boys, besides me and Quackity, were playing basketball, skeeball, the typical arcade games. While I was in a Vr box, and Quackity was watching, with a headset on to talk to me. Like a mic.

"Okay, you're doing great, N/N. Just be careful of overusing the power." This was my first time playing FNAF on vr and I was scared shitless. I was on 8% power and was yelling things such as, "Get the fuck away, you dumb ass chicken." Quackity whispered, "Y/N. Shh." I heard footsteps and I shakily asked, "Who was that?"

"Only Sapnap, Punz, and Karl. Come on Princesa. You can--" he got cut off by the other two talking. I stood still, confused. "What's going-- AUGHHH!" I screamed as I was jump scared. I quickly took the headset off, and pinched myself.

"I am here." I stepped out of the black dome, and to the boys, shaking. "We got kicked out, Karl said, holding the camera. "Damn."

...

"Since these guys know all of us, we should tell them what's going on." We stood in front of the four shoppers. "Basically, we're stealing Jimmy's car, and we're driving it all the way to Orlando." One of the boys gasped in shock.

...

Sapnap gasped with his hands on his head. "Banter!" He yelled. "The podcast!" One of the kids showed Sap his phone and he was subbed to him.

...

"Yo, Jimmy. I found some fans and told them what we are doing to you!" Sap greeted. "Yo, what's up Mr. Beast!" One of the guys greeted.

"We took your car and are driving it to Florida!" I cheerily exclaim.

"Wait, can you do me a favor and steal the car back?" Jimmy asked the fans.

They laughed.

...

We were about five hours on the road when I attempted to sleep. Spoiler alert, I kept getting tapped, and sleeping on the side of plastic hurts like shit.

Sap tapped me and my eyes jolted open. "Stop itt," I slur. "Was that a good nap?" Punz asked me. "Hell no."

Everyone just laughed. "Oh look, the suns coming out!"

"Damn, that is a big ball."

Suddenly, Karl pulled over, and ran out of the car AS TRUCKS AND SHIT WERE COMING, becuase he had to pee. I immediately looked out Quackity's window. "Yuck."

I immediately got an idea. "He still pissing?" I asked. "Yeah." I started to get in the front. "Q, support my leg so I don't break anything." "Got it!" He helped me in the front seat. "Bye!" I shifted out of park. I immediately hit the gas.

"What the fuck!" Everyone kept saying. "You left Karl," Sap exclaimed. "I don't care!" I giggle.

"Sapnap!" Karl exclaims. "I'm right here." He was sitting in the seat I was in. "Holy fu-"

...

We stopped at a restaurant that Karl put in the GPS. "This was where I loved to eat." He exclaimed, jumping out of the car. Karl dropped the key. "Oh, shit that's the key!" Nolan grabbed it. "Got it!"

...

I stood next to Karl as Nolan and Sapnap slid down the rail of a government building. "We are fucked if they got the snipers. I can feel the red dot on my head," I jokingly say.

...

"Karl you're drivingggg!" I yell, jumping in the back, Quackity following suit.

"I ended up dosing off until I heard Quackity yell something. "This thing added 6 more fucking hours to the trip!" He was rambling about what time we would get there.

I myself was tired already. I yawned. "Can we just go home," I slur out. "No," Sap answers, pointing the camera at me.

...

"Since the trip is so long, I decided to get everyone Mexican pastries." Quackity held a back up, it rustling. "Who the fuck bought this shit?!"

He pulled out sour spaghetti noodles. "Hey!" Karl exclaimed. Quackity kept scolding him. "You are a grown ass man!"

I yawned again, and tried falling asleep, but everyone was talking, and it drove me insane. "Just shut up!" I yelled, causing the chatter to stop. "I'm tired, man." I mutter some o/l swears. (Other language)

"We know you're swearing." Quackity pointed out. "Whatever. Its not like you don't call me names in Spanish. Like Princesa." I put my head on the plastic and tried to sleep. Until Quackity pulled my by the shoulder and laid my head on his shoulder.

...

I woke back up to everyone but Quackity cheering. "WE'RE IN FLORIDA!" Then a song by Dream started playing. "Oh look Y/N's up." I started belting the lyrics to Roadtrip. "Whoooo! Slay!" Karl exclaimed. I sat back, and put my head back on Quackity's shoulder.

...

Finally, we made it to Orlando! "Jimmy won't actually call the cops on us, right?" Sap asked himself, before turning the camera off.

[mossonthemooon]

Karl: *sobs* ARMA COME ON I NEED A SWORD I'M GOING TO DIE.

Arma: *untitled goose game noises*

Someone should make a Law of Talos AU where Arma is a goose and Karl dies immediately because Arma is a stupid goose and can barely do anything

[ofmdrecaps]

09/26-27/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; David Jenkins; Rhys Darby; Con O'Neill; Madeleine Sami; Vico Ortiz; Ruibo Qian; Because The Night Zine; OFMD Rewind with Adopt Our Crew/Astroglide; Well & Truly Docked Event; Don't you want us Netflix? Fan Spotlight: Amuseoffyre; Love Notes;

== David Jenkins ==

Is that our friend Adam Stein perhaps? A producer/writer/actor in Our Flag Means Death that David is meeting with???? I think it may be. David just happens to be posting pictures with some "old friends" hm? 🪿🪿🪿

Source: David Jenkins' Instagram

And as you can imagine-- that has triggered QUITE the Honk fest.

Source: HonkForecast's Twitter

== Rhys Darby ==

New Season "Curses" on Apple TV premiering October 4! Our dear Captain is back as Stanley! Wanna learn more? Check out the AppleTV page.

Source: Rhys Darby's Instagram

Rhys has been very busy lately as you can tell-- and we got a special interview with not just Rhys, but Rosie too!

Source: Diaspora.NZ Substack

And hey! We already knew Rhys is going to be playing BinkleBonk in the new BadJelly show-- but now we get to see what Binklebonk looks like!

Source: Rhys Darby's Instagram Stories

== Con O'Neill ==

Con's back home again, and spending some much needed cuddle time with Cooper <3

Source: Con's INstagram

== Madeleine Sami ==

Somehow I missed that Mads would be joining BadJelly as well!

Source: Bad jelly tv

== Vico Ortiz ==

VIco was out at the 29 Queer Film Festival!

Source: 29 Queer Films Festival Instagram

== Ruibo Qian ==

Our Pirate Queen shared some of the gorgeous work by @cosmosart-s who's been keeping up the honking efforts on Instagram! Beautiful work dear!

Source: Ruibo Qian's Instagram Stories

== Adopt Our Crew / Astroglide ==

Our friends over at @adoptourcrew had another OFMD Rewind with @astroglideofficial! This time for Season 1 - Episodes 8-10! If you have access to twitter and missed it-- please visit their thread here! Otherwise, if you don't have access to twitter, here's screenshots of the thread!

Source: Adopt Our Crew Twitter

== Well and Truly Docked Event ==

You may remember there was going to be a OFMD meetup in Galveston Texas! Well several of our crew members got together and had a grand time! It looks like everyone had fun-- hope you all make it again next year! Got some photos from the event you'd like to share, please let me know! I'd love to share the with the crew :) Thank you Captain Charlemagne for sharing these!

Source: @captain-charlemagne's Instagram

== NSFW: Because the Night Zine ==

CW: NSFW! Did you miss out on the preorders of the Because The Night - Gentlebeard Zine? Well no worries! You can order one again before Oct 11!

Source: BecauseTheNight Zine

== Don't You Want Us Netflix? ==

Our dear friends over at HonkForcast on twitter shared a new video that cators to netflix for our dear show! Featuring the talents of @ferventrabbit and @escargotcargo!

== Fan Spotlight ==

= A Muse Of Fyre =

Tonight we have another round of absolutely stunning muppets by the brilliantly talented @amuseoffyre! If you haven't yet, please check out the exquisite detail on these muppets! There are just so many tiny details that make them so very accurate to the show!

Oluwande / Lucius / Pete / David Jenkins / Fang / Ivan / Jackie / Karl / Buttons

Source: amuseoffyre's Instagram

== Love Notes ==

Hey there lovelies. Gosh, it's been a long week. I'm so sorry it's taking so long for me to catch up on things. Things continue to be chaotic here, and I wish I was out there honking with you. You all have been doing such a great job, and I hope that you're getting some of the fun energy going around. This is a quick one tonight since I'm so behind, but I want you to know I'm thinking of you, and wanted to remind you to take some time for yourself. A dear friend reminded me of this today (and so many of you have lately, sorry I forget to respond to messages) and it really is important. Some people spend their whole day taking care of others, and it's easy to forget to take care of yourself. Please go take a shower, drink some water, eat something good, and just spend some time doing something you love. Be well lovelies, take care of yourselves <3

Source: Finding Poeta Instagram

[spirallingstrangers]

i’m gonna be so mad if i try to take a nap today and i can’t fall asleep. i got 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night, we can’t run on that all day.

[chikidyaff]

httyd!sapnap (his dragon thunderclaw Pandas) and httyd!naomi and milo (hideous zippleback) =)

[old]

and httyd!karl (his dragon deadly nadder Honk) =p

[old]

[suenitos]

sapnap kept saying honk in his last stream it’s making me laugh like. while karl messages are getting deleted in front of our eyes

LMAOOO like if you want to talk about shipping ruining straight men's relationships.... lets really get into THIS then

[pomni-xddcc]

Heya! Alright uhh quick question-

Can I hear some comedy from you?? Sh[HONK] wait is that offensive to ask?!

Also hi I'm 👋🏻 😊karl

Yeah yeah whatever, You work for this hell hole, and you're also gonna take me as some joke..? [%$!#] you Karl.. order me a damn exit door off of eBay.

[vanilladreams-bah]

its nice to see antiendo bah blogs, i dont see them around a lot :) could i maybe get a pair thats a soother and an aggressor that typically front together? both agender, any source idm. thank you!

Of course!! You get a semi level three because smiley face

✨ Now bringing you a gift from Mod Byrd :; Fictives ✨

Name(s) :; KK: Karkat, Kaiden, Karl, Kaine. GZ: Gamzee, Garrett, Griffin, Genisis. (Karkat and Gamzee will be referred to as KK and GZ)

Pronoun(s) :; KK: boom/explode/it/boom/he GZ: clown/it/honk/horn/murder/kill/blood/he

Age :; KK: 18 GZ: 18

Gender(s) :; Both agender :)

Orientation :; KK: bisexual. GZ: nmlnm,

Source :; Karkat Vantas and Gamzee Makara, homestuck

Role :; KK: Soother. GZ: Aggressor

Faceclaim(s) :;

Typing quirk(s) :; KK: TYPES IN ALL CAPS. GZ :; aLtErNaTeS cApItAl AnD lOwErCaSe LeTtErS (examples as shown.)

Role performance :; Karkat does his role by both soothing Gamzee and by also calming the body down. Gamzee holds aggression, and does its role by absorbing all aggression, and getting it out by interacting with Karkat. One cannot front without the other or they will be very unstable.