#kaiju!piglin

[kaiju-wolfdragon]

(Thought i can try Minecraft mods as kaijus in this one)

[hornet-breaker]

Wyrm Problem 2

So now we have a viper disguised as a simple garden snake among our protagonists, how will they get along?

Tw: vore mention, injury, harsh language

If he was being honest, Wilbur hated being a Kaiju. But it was either be a Kaiju and stand a chance, or be “human” and get eaten. But that’s the thing: Wilbur technically wasn’t both. He was a hybrid, an unfortunate result of humans trying to understand creatures they couldn’t comprehend. Another thing Wilbur hated was that as a Kaiju he only had his arms to move himself foreward, his legs were his long slithering tail. He had no eyelids so he couldn’t blink (that was irritating at first but he got used to it), he had a massive appetite, and he was just all around out of place. His scales were the wrong color for a forest Viper, so hunting was impossible as a Kaiju.

The only thing he could do was drink and roam around, other Kaiju ignored him because he had a trick up his fangs: venom that would leave them on a 5 hour long drug trip. So it wasn’t all too bad he guessed. He approached the river and sniffed the air, his tongue flickering the catch the scents around him. He picked up a human and a sprinter, huh, odd? They’re never alone, alone is a death sentence. Even for someone like him, had not he found out about his hybrid qualities.

But then he heard it, a squawk. He froze, instantly going into defense mode and camouflaging himself. He watched around carefully, there! In the bushes! How did he not se that before? The human got on his mount and ran. Shit, he scared him. Wilbur normally tried to be human when he meets other humans or Kaizen. But looks like today wasn’t the case exactly as he took off after the human.

That was earlier today. Wilbur felt uneasy around the two rougher men, but Tommy seemed to be the least threatening out of them all. Keyword “seemed,” since he was out by himself without any hints of fear.

Skipping ahead to current time, Wilbur felt uneasy. He normally did when people stared at his unfortunate mutations, but he was getting extra irked out by the Piglin named “Techno.” Wilbur didn’t like how he was being burnt holes into his skin by the pig. The ride to their home was silent, aside from an occasional cough, sneeze, or chittering from the birds they rode.

Dream was mainly focused with Tommy but was constantly glaring with suspicion at Wilbur whenever he got the chance. Wilbur knew he wasn’t a fool, he looked like he was the brains of the trio, he looked like a cold and calculating huntsman, thinking about every move 4 steps ahead. There was no way he could lie to the human, but it was better than the piglin.

Techno was obviously the brute strength of the trio, a well fed and well trained adult piglin was a dangerous one, and Techno reeked of bloodthirsty behavior (mainly because he actually smelled like blood). The piglin had a blank face but Wilbur knew he was skeptical. Kaizen knew the smell of a Kaiju from a mile away, he would only fool him with a sob story of escaping nearly being eaten. Plus the dead stare of blood red eyes glaring with the sharpness of Hygoras teeth were enough to make him unnerved.

“Hello, ground to Wilbur?” Dream said loudly, snapping Wilbur out of his thoughts. Right, he was human, he can blink, and so he did.

“Hm? Yeah! Sorry, just thinking…” Wilbur said, and mentally face palmed. “Just thinking” was what you said in a city, not to a band of huntsmen. That’s what you said if you wanted to become a snakeskin backpack. Or a piece of Kaiju bait since he didn’t have scales at the moment…

He got off the sprinter and followed the three inside the tree, holy shit there were a lot of stairs. Humans are pretty primitive so it made sense somewhat. He took a deep breath and followed them up the stairs of the hollowed out grand oak, marveling at the woodwork. At least they had some downtime to make an unfortunate home nicer.

“You like the woodwork? Me and Techno spent weeks working on it.” Tommy said proudly, trying to break the silence. The piglin only grunted in agreement. “I’ll show you around when we get up to the branches. Hope you’re not allergic to cats or Moth-hounds.”

The teenager looked so giddy, compared to his brothers who were on edge. Even though Wilbur was mildly injured (a burn on his chest and stomach, a deep gash on his right forearm from an accident) they still didn’t trust him.

It’s your eyes and ears, they don’t trust unnatural things. Wilbur thought. Maybe if I lie and say it’s a mutation they’ll believe it. Well, maybe not, it’s kinda hard to lie about literal snake eyes.

They got to the top of the stairwell and Wilbur was amazed by the craftmanship of the tree base. He was sure this wasn’t here a few days ago when he passed by here. Clever humans.

“So, what were you doing all the way out by the river?” Techno asked, mainly glaring at Tommy but asking both the question.

“Well I was out getting supplies when I heard something massive, so I hung back to wait for it-“

“It was a giant fucking snake! The thing wanted to eat me I’m sure of it!” Tommy interrupted.

Ouch, Wilbur thought, slightly flinching. He then realized he flinched and looked to see if anyone noticed, thank the moons there’s not a mind reader in here.

“That might’ve been a viper. They live in the desert though how did one get all the way out here?” Techno said,

“Maybe it realized there was more food?” Wilbur asked because living in a canyon is not very filling. He thought bitterly, remembering all the times desert wildlife nearly claimed his life.

“Then we got a huge problem on our hands.” Dream said. “And you, you were supposed to wait here for us!” Dream scolded Tommy.

“But you might not have known about the viper,” Wilbur pointed out. Techno shot him a look and Wilbur gave a tiny “meep” before quieting down.

“Well how do you know about it when you never went down to the river?” Dream questioned.

“Again, I heard something massive slithering through the undergrowth, but that’s not all. You see this body wrap?” Wilbur pointed to the linen wrapping on his stomach that had faint blood. “There’s something going on out there, the Kaiju are acting weird.”

“What kinda weird?” Techno inquired.

“A few weeks ago I was tracking a group of Platebacks, you know, the ones that like to smoke weed? Well 3 days ago they started acting aggressive and attacked each other-“

“Why were you following Kaiju?” Dream asked, reaching for his sword.

“Relax, Platebacks are vegetarian and have no reason to attack humans or Kaizen.” Wilbur said hurriedly.

“He’s right, I’ve encountered a migration before and they just kinda politely ignored me.” Techno said with a shrug.

“Exactly my point! First they were chill and passive, then as if overnight they were like rabid giant animals.” Wilbur said. “And that’s not all, multiple Kaiju are beginning to act like this that normally have nothing against tiny sentients like me and you.”

“So, are we in danger?” Tommy asked nervously.

“I’m afraid so, the forest is no longer safe, something is making the Kaiju aggressive. Worst of all, there’s one out there that has been actively hunting and eating humans and Kaizen. A minotyr.”

Silence, everyone knew how dangerous a minotyr was. They had the ability to shatter the strongest of bones with one hit, and were impossible to put under. You had to be fast and flexible to survive a pissed off minotyr.

“Well where are we gonna go? I’m not leaving if I don’t know where to go.” Dream crossed his arms.

“We could go to the Diamond Summit range, Skullora are peaceful and willingly help mountain travelers.” Techno suggested. Dream was about to argue,

“Well it’s getting late, we should rest and come up with a plan later.” Tommy said, getting up and walking to his room. Dream sighed, he was exhausted even if his mask hid his face. Techno didn’t show any sign of anything other than that stern militia look.

“Where’s the stray gonna sleep?” Dream said, pointing to Wilbur

“Stray?!” Wilbur echoed, offended.

“He’ll sleep on the couch, I’ll lock the weaponry” Techno said. Wilbur didn’t fully understand their problem with him, why were they so unnecessarily mean? He was “human,” but did they know he was a Kaiju secretly?

“Alright then, I’ll go ahead and sleep on the couch I guess,” Wilbur said in defeat, he wasn’t tired but a nap wouldn’t hurt, right?

“Then it’s settled, tomorrow we make a plan to get out of the forest.” Dream said, walking off. Wilbur was about to go to the couch, but when Dream’s door could be heard opening and slamming shut, he felt a burly hand grab his shoulder.

“Look, I know something’s up with you, and I’ll give you a pass since you clearly are with injury, but just know, this is my family, this is my house. Try anything, and I’ll have your disembodied head mounted next to my sword.” Techno warned, his shoulder spines bristling. “Anyways, get some rest.” Techno said casually, as if he didn’t just threaten to rip Wilbur’s head off 10 seconds ago.

Wilbur clutched his heart, okay, so he was under suspicion by only Dream. Good to know. He didn’t sleep for the whole night, uncomfortable in the presence of danger.

(And that’s where we end Chapter 2! I have made the decision to take a month long break, partially because Owl House is ending and I know there will be lots of spoilers I won’t be able to avoid, but the main reason is because I have started my “Magnum Opus,” if you will, a sort of fictional autobiography. That will release on my birthday! Well, close to it… so that’s why aim taking April off. The hope is so I can focus all of my energy to write this piece I have been thinking about nonstop, so that’s also why it was difficult to complete this chapter. Thank you for reading, see you in late April! Enjoy these funny fillers below, lol)

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Loremipsembippityboppotiyfuck (another filler to avoid deletion :/)

[softgaychild]

AvM’s Multiverse

The AvM Nether is a gateway realm to the Multiverse. Season 1 kept things pretty close to how Minecraft actually is with minor/tiny hints of things not being 100% vanilla here and there. However, “The Nether” was where things began to get crazy. By the way this is gonna be a long post cuz I’m bad at condensing my analysis.

For example, Blue, Green and Purple’s adventure in “The End”. That should’ve been the first sign that this was a multiverse with varying levels of reality. Firstly, the working end city ship, then the dragon going through the end portal, and lastly the dragon egg hatching. These were signs of a fact that worlds connected to desktop Nether portals have different worldly functions than others. The Skyblock world with the sentient mob civilizations (Spider Colony, Sea Kingdom, Drowned Pirate Crew) was another case where certain things just didn’t line up with what we see in Vanilla Minecraft. Also the killer bunny.

Then after the Season 1 experience with the the Nether, this allowed season 2 to become more wild and crazy with what happens because the multiverse showed that things can get wilder. And so they brought that wildness to the desktop. The Redstone contraptions completely violating any laws existing with Minecraft Redstone. Green making a working robot. The drugged chicken music battle with functioning guitars. And the big kicker, the lucky blocks, that being a mod of it’s own.

And let’s not forget the absolute amazing cases of reality breaking that is Season 3. Firstly, a more subtle reality break is the all out war that occurs with the Piglins, I won’t comment on mass mob sentience as season 1 already showcased those existing. However the war wouldn’t occur within Minecraft as Piglins flee from Zombie Piglins, and Zombie Piglins are neutral towards Piglins. However the war happens nonetheless. 

Then of course there’s the ending of the episode with the witch. And oh boy does that witch break reality so much. I’ll just summarize the witches reality breaking as, transfiguring living objects into inanimate objects while they still retain their ability to live and move, just with whatever limitations exist within the new form, alongside animating inanimate objects. 

Moving onto the infinite parkour trap, which I think is very possible due to the command blocks used. But we can’t ignore the elephant in the room that is the beacons and their ability to teleport things. This is a popularized idea for another use for beacons and has been used as such in other medias, however it’s not Vanilla, far from it actually. And then the multiple beacons being used to transport themselves between levels of the trap and even into the actual game of Minecraft itself. 

And this is where a distinction has to be made. Alexcrafter28′s Minecraft is just straight Vanilla Minecraft. No mods, no reality breaking, no nothing. Their world is the basis of what Minecraft is. Not to mention the fact that this is the one and only time we see a player character (not counting Herobrine or the Steves he spawns willy-nilly.)

Moving on from that, we have the Titan Ravagers world, which has Kaijus, villager civilizations that can develop jobs beyond the Vanilla ones and Pillagers that function on a more violent militia/gang mentality (as opposed to show up and genocide the villagers.) That world in all reality is a lot more basic when you think about it on a larger scale with the rest of the Multiverse. 

Then we’ve got the biggest smack in the face to Minecraft logic. King Orange and his Command Block staff. The capabilities of this single weapon is phenomenal. The ability to use any Minecraft command and even fake commands (like the force hold, bounded, and electrified commands) at a users whim is fascinating and very much outside of the realm of possibility within Minecraft. 

And another titanic moment that turns it’s back on vanilla, the Icon blocks themselves. They give whoever holds them creative mode and can summon damn near anything within the multiverse. Combine that with the staff (a custom creation that breaks logic once more) and you’ve got an absolutely unstoppable weapon. Not to mention the fact that it can create a black hole. But why stop at one? Go to another desktop, create a portal and boom, now you’ve got yourself two Icon blocks in the space connecting the multiverse, what a great idea. Let’s hope they don’t fall into the hands of a vengeful vilomah wearing a crown. Oh wait, that happened. And now you’ve got the fused Icon blocks. Combine that behemoth of a thing with the staff and you’ve got the most powerful creation in all of the multiverse. So strong that it was the cause of the multiverses destruction (but only temporarily.) This thing can do everything. And if you’re a creation of Minecraft itself? Get absorbed chump! Wanna stop the creation of the new and more powerful black hole? Get blasted and your very body destabilized nerd! There was literally no stopping this weapon once it got activated.

Now let’s go back to the Minecraft worlds that defy vanilla and look at the literal best version of the classical series, the Monster School world. A world not only with mob sentience, but the very internet cryptid that haunted most Minecraft players’ dreams, Herobrine, is their teacher. What does he teach? Many things. A truly powerful being hidden behind a mere Nether portal. His ability to summon Steves controlled by him and his moment patterns make you question what even are the bounds and limits to his powers. The world itself is fairly basic, however it containing the minor deity that is Herobrine is what catapults it far from Vanilla.

Next up is the Warden, and this is the one that first allowed me to realize that the Nether was a multiversal space. Once again, this is a fairly basic world, however, the backstory and lore of the Warden in this world, compared to what we’re given in terms of Vanilla, is what draws this away from your normal Minecraft world. In Vanilla it’s implied that the Warden is from a different dimension and that it’s a part of the skulk as a defense mechanism. The ancient city was an underground base that got attacked and overrun by the skulk/Warden. However in this world, the flashback we see tells us that the Warden acted as a golem of sorts, being a gentle giant that befriended and defended the villagers of the underground civilization. What happened to this civilization? We don’t know, but the playing of a flute helps calm it down in it’s (literal) blind rage against Second Coming.

Lastly, we’ve got the Note Block Universe. First, the name supports my claim. Second, mobs flying, singing, and communicating through song. All of this is the stuff I’m talking about. Not to mention the usage of the Note Block that Green held and how the lever stretched out the notes. All further evidence towards the multiverse housing worlds with varying levels of Vanilla breaking content. 

To close this post out, I’d like to give my own personal prediction for the final boss of Season 5 (since Season 4 looks like it’ll progress how Season 2 did, acting as the calm before the storm.) Since we got a hint of mods’ existence in Season 2 with the lucky blocks (both regular and Emerald,) I believe that the final boss will be the Wither Storm from Minecraft: Story Mode. Here’s why I believe this to be the course of the future. It would completely shift the setting for the final battle as 9 times out of 10, they’ll make the fight occur within the Overworld of another world. The existence of mods and the recent popularity of the Wither Storm mod would shoot up an interest in this specific creature. Plus, we’ve only seen the Wither twice, but have never seen the group face off against it together, let alone fight it. Plus this would further cement the idea of the Nether being a Multiverse because then modded content would simply be in another universe separated by a Nether portal.

That’s it folks. If anyone read this all the way to the end, thank you for suffering through my ramblings. This post took me a couple hours to write due to ADHD and trying to have Youtube going in the background but getting too invested in what was playing. (Probably should’ve turned on some lo-fi in hindsight.)

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

2 Late 2 Move On

by NotZoey

Tommy Danger Kraken Innit was slightly interested in the multiverse theory, which was just multiple dimensions of the same life. There could be an alternate reality where he was just an ordinary kid drinking coca-cola in his room or fighting wars for a country. Whatever the other Tommy's were doing, they probably were safe and not fighting for their lives in a giant mecha, while at the same time going against 3 Kaijus that are trying to drag him into a breach. No, they could not be in the absolute worst shit scenario he was in. His drift partner is unconscious and bleeding with only one working escape pod. As well, the whole fucking human species lives on his shoulders right now.

Tommy had to just face it. Right now, at this moment, as he presses the eject button. Closing his eyes, he fucking knew it.

This Tommy got the short end of the straw.

Words: 5068, Chapters: 1/16, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Pacific Rim (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF), Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Billzo (Video Blogging RPF), Freddie | Badlinu, Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs, Jack Manifold, Minx | JustAMinx (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Michael the Piglin (Dream SMP), Shroud the Spider (Dream SMP), Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo

Relationships: Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Kristin Rosales Watson & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity & Karl Jacobs & Sapnap, Karl Jacobs & Sapnap, Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Eret & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu & Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu & TommyInnit, Floris | Fundy & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Nearly Dies (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade's Parent, Eret Redemption (Video Blogging RPF), Kaiju (Pacific Rim), TommyInnit Has PTSD (Video Blogging RPF), Everyone Needs A Hug, Mecha, Jaeger Pilots, Jaegers (Pacific Rim), Apocalypse

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39265929

[birdiefeltie]

Six's DSMP Fic Roundup ✨

Electric boogaloo, here's part 1

All fics are completed in this one

★

From the Perfect Start To the Finish Line by angeloncewas

1/1 chapters

After spending time up north and coming to terms with herself and all that’s happened, Niki goes back to visit the flower shop.

-

“Why did we break up?” Puffy questions.

Niki lifts a shoulder in a half-full shrug. “We didn’t.”

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Am I? (Not Supposed to Hurt You) by thunderbottle

7/7 chapters

George and Sapnap are Jaeger pilots. They have one job: kill kaijus. Kill the monsters crawling out of the ocean to secure the future of humanity.

That job is easy until one day, when a green, too-smart, too-quick kaiju crawls out of the rift. Dream. Suddenly, everything they believe in begins to be called into question. Unfortunately for them, this kaiju and their connection to it might cost them their jobs and potentially the safety of the entire human race. Maybe they should have named it Nightmare after all.

But really, what's the point of a friendship if its not high-stakes?

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Nitimur in vetitum by hydrangea_moobloom

9/9 chapters

His symbol: dark ebony wings etch into the chest of the lost spirit. Directly over the heart.

Phil opens his hand and calls, the name coming to him naturally between one breath and another.

“Tommy.”

Tommy responds, a bolt of light summoned to his hand; coalescing into a round object. The light fades and Phil’s holding a compass. Silver backed and weighed - but not heavy. The needle points perfectly towards true north.

Tommy dies and reemerges into a world of gods and spirits. And slowly, the world falls apart.

Noragami inspired au

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Something Familiar by SilverWing15

1/1 chapters

Mrow?

Techno snorts, raising his head and looking into the ferns off to their right. Phil follows his gaze as the greenery rustles. A cat steps out onto the mossy bank.

He’s just a little thing, a golden tabby in that awkward stage between kitten and adult. All lanky limbs and too big eyes. He sits down a good distance from them and licks his lips with a delicate pink tongue.

“Hello,” Phil says politely, because there are many creatures in his forest but not usually cats. Familiars are known to wander til they find their witches and it is good manners to host them when they stop by your territory.

Its been many years since one came to Phil, though. He wonders how far the little one is traveling.

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we found ourselves a home by Cr1ckett

4/4 chapters

An older Michael rediscovers his roots on a trip into the Nether with his dad and must grapple with his identity: a child raised near the waters of the Overworld or a piglin born by the fires of the Nether.

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The Winner Takes It All by alwerakoo

22/22 chapters

“Your brother,” she says, making him focus for a moment. “It would be best if you picked him up as soon as possible, but if necessary, someone can stay with him until morning-”

“Sorry,” Wilbur cuts her off. “But I don't have a brother.”

----

Wilbur's mother dies and that's just the start.

[hornet-breaker]

Wyrm Problem

Hopping on that Naga!Wilbur bandwagon but with my own twist: Wilbur isn’t exactly a Naga persay…

Story description: Kaiju are dangerous creatures alive, far more feral than their smaller Kaizen counterparts. Humans have been disappearing in the hundreds every day because of these giant monsters, and only the fiercest can survive.

Tommy lives with his two brothers: Dream and Techno (a Piglin that Dream befriended enough to stay with the two.) their village used to be bigger, but a dangerous snake-like Kaiju decimated and sent the survivors across the forest. Tommy has been told to never under any circumstances leave their tree base and wander into the forest alone, and he will soon find out why…

Tw: vore mention, injury, swearing

Tommy peaked out the door to his room, looking around before shuffling out with some gear. Normally he and his other two brothers went foraging together, today the two decided to go hunting in supposedly a “highly dangerous” area that Tommy was too young to go to.

Bullshit, I can handle myself! If I can avoid wolves for 3 days how hard is it to avoid a giant monster? He thought bitterly, checking his brothers’ rooms.

He first checked Dream’s room. As per usual the house cat was napping in her basket, and the room was a strange form of organized. Dream had a certain way he put up decor, items, and even weapons; if anything was missing or out of place he would know. Even down to the last arrow, not accounting for them shifting according to gravity and whatnot. The bed was hastily made with the sheets wrinkled slightly, by his bedside on the nightstand was a picture of him, his late siblings, and late parents. Next to that picture was one of him and Tommy on their first foraging expedition together, as well as an enchanted compass that pointed towards their old ruined village, to home.

Tommy gently closed the door and snuck over to Techno’s room next, being very careful to not get his scent inside the room. Techno’s room was far nearer and more orderly, bookshelves neat and tidy, weapons mounted soundly on the walls, the head of a Aerys mounted over his wall with gold wolves in its ram-like horns, a permanent fierce snarl on its face. Techno preferred his soldier like tidiness, he claimed it instilled discipline and routine. He followed this procedure so well he could bounce a coin off his bed.

Tommy closed the door and celebrated briefly and quietly. They were gone, and since both older boys took their pics, they were gonna be gone for a long while. Perfect opportunity for Tommy to get out and get breakfast (sure he could eat the leftover Rock Salmon, but he didn’t want fish to start his morning.). Maybe he could find something cool, or a ruined village!

Tommy scurried into his room. Unlike Dream and Techno’s, his was chaotic. His bed wasn’t made, arrows were scattered throughout the floor by the closet, a haphazard pile of clothes sat in the corner, a sword and axe leaning against the wall. Next to his bed his pet Moth-hound “Clementine” was fast asleep. By the closet was an armor stand of lightweight steel armor, with a crow as the crest carved on the top above the nose. The armor was a gift from Techno, who happened to be a smith at his old clan. The sword was from Dream, a birthday present when he turned 12. Tommy relished the blade’s reflection, he took pride in his care for his sword.

He grabbed some apples from the food storage and was off. If he calculated right he’d have 2 hours before they came back. In pre-Kaiju times humans used horses to get around, some even used oxen. But after the Kaiju attacks of long ago, large roadrunner like creatures called “Sprinters” were the more preferred method of travel. Sure they were carnivorous and had a tract record for eating young children, but they could outrun a Kaiju so it was good enough for Tommy. He approached the makeshift stables under the roots of the tree, fetching his Sprinter, and was off.

The wind rushing against him was always a pleasant feeling, the blur of the foliage around him blended the varying shades of green on the forest floor. But the beauty was dangerous, as this forest wasn’t too kind to human travelers. He stopped at a river to let his Sprinter rest and drink, grabbing an arrow from his quiver and drawing his bow to spear some breakfast. He missed the first shot. He grumbled and drew another arrow, taking aim at a trout, the fish taunting him with its iridescent scales and plump form, it was perfect for breakfast. He would have fired had not he heard loud rustling.

Tramp. Slither. Tramp. Slither. TRAMP. SLITHER.

A Kaiju was on its way, an actual fucking Kaiju. Tommy grabbed his Sprinter’s reigns and led it to the safety of a bush, hopefully the creature wouldn’t smell him.

SLITHER. SLITHER… HSSSSSSSSSSS,

Tommy held his breath as a massive golden tail slithered past him. A Gigorithian Viper, a Kaiju so big it could eat an entire village as a snack and still be hungry. Tommy had heard of these Kaiju, but he didn’t expect it to be so, terrifying. The serpent yawned and scratched under its jaw, shaking its chocolate brown feathered sail out and hissing again. It was so wierd, it wasn’t natural. A giant snake with only two arms to propel itself, what the fuck kinda trick is the god of this world playing letting this exist?!

The Kaiju flickered it’s tongue out, holding it out then dragging it back in to taste the surrounding air. It did this a few times, before huffing and dipping its head to drink. Tommy gave a quiet sigh of relief seeing it distracted by the need to drink, but the tranquility was short lived, his Sprinter couldn’t contain its panic, and fucking squawked.

“Shh! Quiet you’ll get us both eaten!” Tommy scolded quietly. Suddenly the snake grunted with a confused hiss and when Tommy looked back at it, it was fucking gone. The snake. Has Invisibility?!

“Oh fuck-“ he got on his Sprinter and immediately took off.

Fuck exploring for today, he was smart enough to avoid being snake food! That and if Techno smelled Viper on him and the Sprinter he would be in a shitload of trouble. He rushed off in the direction he came, panicking and breathing heavily. He could hear rustling and slithering, which made the Sprinter much more frantic in its escape. Tommy didn’t know how close he was but suddenly the mount screeched as its talons got caught under a root and flung them both foreward at high speeds.

Tommy was flung into a tree, getting his gear tangled in smaller branches. He heard footsteps rushing towards him. Fuck, someone was here, it might’ve been one of his brothers since they would have definitely heard a top-speed Sprinter down itself and their rider. Anyone within a mile (including the fucking snake) could hear it.

“Hello?! Is anyone out there?” A new voice called. Deep and accented, flowing like honey. That wasn’t anyone Tommy knew.

A new person appeared, bedraggled and with a bandage wrapped around his stomach, some dirty ones around his arms. The person somehow knew to look up and saw Tommy, putting his hands on his hips perplexed by the precarious position the boy was in.

“Keep it down there’s a fucking snake around!” Tommy whisper yelled.

“Well you didn’t do a very dog job at keeping it down yourself didn’t you?” The newcomer smirked. “Need help getting out?”

“I’ll be fine prick!” Tommy yelled.

“Okay, follow up: how you gonna get home without your bird?”

Tommy opened his mouth to retort but saw that it was gone, probably fled to the stables. The other thing about Sprinters was that they were only loyal when not trying to save their feathers. Of fucking course he’d lose his mount while being perused, by a snake!

“Look I can help you get down and take you home, but I also need a bit of shelter. A Kaiju raided mine so I think we could mutually benefit.” He said, approaching the base of the trunk. And just like that he started climbing without an okay from Tommy.

It was wierd how he climbed. He was climbing like a squirrel in some regards, and was hella good at it. Then again he looked quite old, older than Techno, so he might’ve lived in the forest for a time. Upon getting on the branch below Tommy, the boy noticed wither human looked, off. His ears were pointed and he had sharp canines that looked like fangs. His nails were claws even. Who the fuck was he-

“AAAHHH!!!!” Tommy wasn’t paying attention enough to realize the human had cut him free from the tree, landing with a harsh “Thud!” The newcomer peered over the branch.

“Sorry, I didn’t think it was that weak!” He called, shuffling back to the trunk to get down. Tommy gasped for air, having the wind knocked out of him upon landing. The newcomer helped him up, Tommy stared intensely at him, trying to look at his eyes. They almost looked like the snake’s…

“Tommy?!” Fuck how worse could this day get?

Tommy was suddenly tackled into a hug by his big brother Dream, Techno following and immediately eying Wilbur with suspicion, the human raised his hands in surrender.

“Tommy what the fuck were you thinking?! There’s a reason we tell you to stay put!” Dream scolded.

“It’s boring up there! But I learned something really important; there’s a Viper by the river!” Tommy said. Everyone froze. Silence for a minute, then Techno broke it.

“What’s his deal?” He pointed to the newcomer.

“Me? I’m a refugee, always have been, I lost my home to a Kaiju.” He said, looking down.

“The snake? You led it here?” Dream asked, worried and concerned.

“What? No! I mean, I saw a snake, but it just, ignored me.” He said.

“Must’ve been fed recently, we’d better start preparing in case it tries to eat us.” Techno decided.

“You 3? Please you’d hardly be a snack.” The newcomer scoffed bitterly. Dream raised a brow, “Viper’s are known for their insatiable appetites, if anything we should be more concerned about it using us like bait.” He added hastily.

“He’s right, let’s get back to base first. Tommy, you’re grounded, again.” Dream said.

“What?! No fair!” Tommy whined, as he followed Dream back to his Sprinter.

“Actually I’ll take Tommy, you can take this guy.” Techno said, roughly pushing the newcomer towards Dream as Tommy scurried over to Techno. Dream raised a brow but shrugged, helping the new person onto his sprinter.

“By the way, I never formally introduced myself, my name is Wilbur.” The person said as they made their way back home.

Lorumipsumdotres (if you see this in the final version then just know a paragraph might’ve been deleted if this wasn’t here. You’re welcome)