#kaigyu

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[meat-worm]

mer au compilation post part 2! the last drawing is fanart for this fic (adult content warning)

[xxlady-lunaxx]

Stories about you | {KaiGyu}

Theme: Fluffy I think

Note: This ship is a little tricky because of their silly deaths but imma jus roll w/ it. Gyutaro and Daki did die same time, same place, Kaigaku became demon same time as well, not changing that shit which is going to make this tricky but yk-

Also THERE IS SO LITTLE KAIGYU ART 😭 atp i should just draw the less popular ships bc there's barely any art of them </3 

This is short, sorry, bit hard to write Kaigyu when there's so little to work on both of them being from diff times as demons.....

Kokushibo would tell Kaigaku about the Uppermoons sometimes, including the deceased ones. He would tell him all sorts of things and Kaigaku would hang onto every word in fascination. He never realized there was so much to know about demons besides that they killed. Like, how often the Uppermoon two and three often argued and how Upper five was constantly obsessed over his pots—though Upper four and five had recently died. He learned all about Uppermoon four's clones and how long each Upperranked demon had been in the 12 Kizuki. But most of all, he love hearing about Upper 6 and the two siblings. Specifically Gyutaro. Kokushibo had showed Kaigaku pictures of each Uppermoon and, for some reason, Kaigaku found himself rather attached to Gyutaro whom he took an interest on through Kokushibo's stories.

So, everytime after Kokushibo decided that their training sessions were done, Kaigaku would go up to him and ask for another story as if he was a child. They would sit down and Kokushibo would tell him another fact about the Uppermoons.

Eventually, Kaigaku grew more comfortable asking about Gyutaro. He was careful, of course, asking about the other Uppermoons as well. But he grew bored of them and started focusing more on Gyutaro to the point Kokushibo noticed and pointed it out.

"No! I'm just curious because he was the same rank as me and... uh... you know!" Kaigaku insisted, whining. 

Kokushibo cocked an eyebrow, giving him a sort of teasing look. "Could you be so invested in Gyutaro, though he's dead?" he asked. 

Kaigaku shook his head. "No, I'm not, I swear-!"

Kokushibo laughed. "Alright then. Let me tell you about the first time he and Daki were introduced into the Upperranks."

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This continued ceaselessly and Kaigaku learned more than he ever would if the Uppermoons were alive about Gyutaro. It was so interesting and captivating and he found himself dreaming what it would be like if he'd been a demon at the same time Gyutaro had lived.

It was so wonderful to love someone—though the constant reminder that Gyutaro was dead was sad. Kaigaku couldn't help making up a sort of world in which Gyutaro and he could be together. There was no saying that Gyutaro would actually like me, rather Kaigaku almost appreciated the fact that the Uppermoon had died because he was pretty sure nobody would fall for a demon like Kaigaku. Nevertheless, Kaigaku fell into a daze, sometimes, and Kokushibo had caught him several times as he thought about Gyutaro.

"You're blushing again!" Kokushibo said, pointing to Kaigaku's flushed cheeks. 

"I'm... cold!" Kaigaku lied. 

"Demons aren't affected by the cold in the same way humans are, Kaigaku," Kokushibo said, sighing. "Do you like someone?"

Kaigaku shook his head rapidly. "Nope! No! Never!" 

Kokushibo shook his head. "Fine. But don't let me catch you unfocused again or I'm going to lock you out into the sun!"

Kaigaku crossed his arms. Well, if he died he'd be with Gyutaro, no? "Fine! I'll stop!" 

Needless to say, he was more careful. He mostly thought about the deceased demon during his free time instead of during his training. Which was for the better anyways. 

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Kaigaku had been looking around in Kokushibo's house—a small one-story place in which Kokushibo lived in solidarity during the day time. There was one room Kokushibo had, where he'd said there were pictures of the Uppermoons. Kaigaku had been interested so he'd been permitted to go there.

In the room, he found the box Kokushibo had spoken of. There were a lot of pictures, a third of them being of Muzan, and the other two thirds of the Uppermoons. Including past ones, such as the ones that were before even Akaza had become a demon. Kaigaku even found one of himself in the box.

The ones of Gyutaro and Daki were cute, both siblings being so close to each other. Kaigaku traced Gyutaro's face, marveling at the way his hair framed him perfectly. 

"He's so pretty," he whispered.

Kokushibo entered the room. "Who is?"

"What?! Nothing!" Kaigaku quickly stuffed the picture into the box.

Kokushibo raised an eyebrow. "Sure."

"So, uhm... Why's there so many pictures of Master here?" Kaigaku asked, trying to change the subject.

"Oh! Uhm! You know! I've known him longest than anyone else," Kokushibo said, a bit too quickly to be the full truth. 

Kaigaku smirked. "Do you like him?"

"No! Well! Yes, but not the way you mean!" Kokushibo exclaimed. He snatched the box and closed it tightly. "Let's... let's go train now."

Kaigaku laughed. "Alright then."

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(this is so sudden, I'm sorry-)

Kaigaku was dying. Fuck Zenitsu and his stupid new form. Fuck thunder breathing and the world!! Why the hell was he going to die?! Bet he was the first Uppermoon to die tonight. Stupid. Useless. Weak. 

And then he was gone.

It was black. 

Was this hell?

He looked around.

Light. 

Step towards the light.

No, he didn't belong there.

Heaven was for people who did good. Kaigaku didn't belong amongst the good.

He turned away from it, though he ached with curiousity to see through.

He went further into the darkness. It seemed to grow darker with each second that past by.

And then he was there.

Hell.

Was this hell?

He saw demons there too.

And then one.

His eyes focused on two demons. Previously Uppermoons. Upper 6.

Kaigaku stumbled forwards, a smile growing on his face.

Gyutaro. It was Gyutaro and Daki.

They turned to him.

Gyutaro smiled and Daki grinned.

Kaigaku moved forward, closer, until he was right in front of the two.

"Kaigaku..." Gyutaro murmured. "Nice to meet you, Kaigaku."

Hell... was going to be wonderful. 

{Word count: 1009}

WAHH THESE TWO ARE SO CUTE BUT THE TIMESTAMPS OF THE ACTUAL MANGA MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT THEM TOGETHER.

also the second to last sentence I must explain :33

Gyutaro had seen Kaigaku from above, watching him, because Kaigaku had been wanting so badly to meet Gyutaro that he'd sensed it. So, he'd said "Kaigaku" because he already knew of him, and "nice to meet you" sort of a "I met you yet I know you already" kind of line?

i love writing sm

[dollyboned]

beomkai are so touched by the tism i literally cannot anymore

[kz4chan]

i see the clouds behind them by looking through their face, blurry scenery makes my day

#beomgyu #hueningkai #txtalbum #txt #beomkai #kaigyu #painday #pain #iminpain

[sleepineskpop]

more BeomKai fanfics to Ao3 please~ 😭

Choi Beomgyu / Huening Kai

if there's a more popular ship name, teach me please~

[chobum13mir]

-os- Hate you. [Hueningkai x Beomgyu]

Title: Hate you

Writer: ‘พ่อเสือ

Fandom: TXT

Pairing: Hueningkai x Beomgyu

Rate: NC

ชเวบอมกยูเกลียดฮยูหนิงไคที่สุด..

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“พะ.. พอแล้ว”

“..”

“อือ.. หนิงไค..”

พูดเสียงกระเส่าทันทีที่อีกฝ่ายละจูบ แขนเล็กออกแรงดันคนตัวใหญ่กว่าที่กำลังรุ่มร่ามกับซอกคอของตัวเอง แต่ดูเหมือนจะไม่เป็นผลซักเท่าไหร่

“บอกให้พอไง!”

เมื่อมืออีกฝ่ายเริ่มรุกล้ำเข้ามาใต้สาบเสื้อ คนตัวเล็กจึงออกแรงผลักสุดแรงจนหลุดพ้นจากพันธนาการของอีกค�� หนิงไคยกหลังมือเช็ดริมฝีปาก ยืนมองคนตัวเล็กกว่านั่งหอบหายใจอยู่บนเตียง

บอมกยูมองเขาตาขวาง ซึ่งสิ่งที่ได้กลับมาคือรอยยิ้มร้ายกาจจากเจ้าเด็กตัวโตที่พ่อแม่เขาชื่นชมนักหนา

ฮยูหนิงไคนักเรียนแลกเปลี่ยนจากประเทศจีนที่จำเป็นต้องมาอาศัยอยู่กับ Host Family ซึ่งก็คือบ้านของตระกูลชเว และถึงแม้จะอายุน้อยกว่าลูกชายคนเดียวของบ้านอย่างชเวบอมกยู หนิงไคกลับได้เรียนในชั้นเรียนเดียวกับเขา เพราะเจ้าเด็กนี่เข้าเรียนเร็วไปหนึ่งปี

มองจากภายนอกทุกคนอาจจะเห็นว่าฮยูหนิงไคก็เป็นแค่เด็กต่างชาติไร้เดียงสา น้ำเสียงหวานๆกับดวงตากลมใสเป็นประกายช่างดูบริสุทธิ์ เรียกความเอ็นดูให้กับพ่อแม่ รวมไปถึงครุบาอาจารย์ที่โรงเรียน แต่เชื่อเถอะ.. ทุกอย่างที่เห็นน่ะมันเป็นเรื่องโกหกทั้งเพ

และชเวบอมกยูก็คงเป็นเพียงผู้เดียวที่ได้รับรู้ความร้ายกาจของฮยูหนิงไค

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‘บอมกยู.. เข้าไปนะ’

‘เชี่ย!!!’

ประตูไม้สีครีมถูกเปิดออกหลังจากเสียงพูดของคนด้านนอกดังขึ้นไม่กี่วิ บอมกยูยังไม่ทันตั้งสติและดับบุหรี่ในมือด้วยซ้ำ ร่างของแขกไม่ได้รับเชิญก็มายืนอยู่ในห้องนอนของเขาแล้ว

คนตัวเล็กตกใจเลิ่กลั่กจนทำขี้บุหรี่หล่นโดนเท้าตัวเอง เสียง��้องโวยวายดังขึ้นทั่วห้องโดยมีหนิงไคยืนขำมองภาพคนอายุมากกว่าดิ้นพร่านเพราะความร้อน

“ไม่ยักรู้ว่านายสูบบุหรี่”

“พี่!!”

“???”

“พี่บอมกยู ฉันอายุมากกว่านายนะ”

หลังจากจัดการกำจัดมวนบุหรี่ในมือแล้วก็หันมาพูดเสียงดุใส่ เขาพยายามย้ำกับหนิงไคหลายครั้งว่าตนอายุมากกว่าและอีกฝ่ายควรเรียกเขาว่าพี่ แต่ดูท่าคนตัวโตจะไม่ใส่ใจเลยซักนิด และครั้งนี้ก็เช่นกัน หนิงไคยักไหล่เป็นเชิงบอกว่าแล้วไง?

“เรียนก็เรียนชั้นเดียวกันจะมาเรียกพี่ให้สิ้นเปลืองคำทำไม”

“เห้อ ช่างเถอะ มีอะไร อยู่ดีๆก็เข้ามาห้องคนอื่น แถมไม่เคาะประตูด้วยซ้ำ มารยาทหายไปไหน”

ยืนกอดอกมองคนที่ทิ้งตัวนั่งลงบนเตียงของเขา ให้ตายขนาดพ่อกับแม่ยังไม่เคยนั่งเตียงของบอมกยูเลยนะ แล้วเจ้าเด็กนี่กล้าดียังไง แต่คนตัวเล็กก็คงทำได้แค่ทอดถอนหายใจ เพราะในสายตาพ่อกับแม่เขาน่ะหนิงไคเป็นเด็กดีที่หนึ่ง สุภาพ เรียบร้อย พูดเพราะ แถมยังเรียนเก่ง แค่เทอมแรกที่ย้ายมาเรียนที่เกาหลี แม้จะเป็นชาวต่างชาติ แต่หมอนี่ก็สอบได้ที่หนึ่งของห้อง

บางครั้งบอมกยูก็คิด หรือเป็นเพราะต้องแสดงออกให้คนภายนอกเห็นว่าตัวเองเป็นคนดี เลยชอบมาแกล้งเขางั้นหรอ คงอัดอั้นสินะ เสแสร้งชะมัด

“ก็แค่กะจะมาขอยืมสมุดแลคเชอร์วิชาประวัติศาสตร์ แต่ดูเหมือนจะมีอย่างอื่นที่น่าสนใจกว่า.. “

“อะ.. อะไร”

หนิงไคหรี่ตามองคนตัวเล็กที่ยืนเท้าเอวอยู่หน้าระเบียง กระตุกยิ้มมุมปาก ซึ่งนั่นทำให้บอมกยูรู้สึกไม่ปลอดภัยจนขาสองข้างก้าวถอยหลังอัตโนมัติ

“คุณน้ารู้ไหมว่านายสูบบุหรี่”

บอมกยูได้แต่กำหมัดแน่น แน่นอนว่าพ่อแม่ของเขาไม่รู้ และถ้าพวกท่านรู้ล่ะก็คงผิดหวังในตัวบอมกยูมากๆ บอมกยูเองก็เป็นเด็กที่มีผลการเรียนดี และถูกคาดหวังจากครอบครัวสูง แต่เด็กที่ถูกเลี้ยงดูให้อยู่ในกรอบมานาน ก็ย่อมอยากแหกกฏเป็นธรรมดา

เพียงครั้งเดียวที่บอมกยูลองเจ้าสิ่งนี้จากคำยุของเพื่อน แต่จะให้พูดจริงๆแล้วในใจเขาก็อยากรู้ ความรู้สึกหลังจากที่ได้ลิ้มลองมันเป็นอย่างไร และความอยากรู้อยากลองนี่เอง ก็กลับกลายเป็นว่าบอมกยูติดมันเข้าให้เสียแล้ว

เขามักจะออกมายืนสูบบุหรี่ที่ริมระเบียงห้องเมื่อมีเรื่องเครียดหรือไม่สบายใจ และแน่นอน พ่อกับแม่ของเขาไม่รู้

“จะเอา��ะไร”

“หือ?”

“นายอยากได้อะไรจากฉัน”

คนอย่างฮยูหนิงไค ไม่มีทางที่จะเอ่ยถามออกมาเฉยๆ เขารับรู้ได้ถึงความเจ้าเล่ห์ แต่แผนการชั่วร้ายในรอยยิ้มนั้น

“อะไรกันก็แค่ถามเฉยๆเอง เงียบแบบนี้ก็แปลว่าท่านไม่รู้สินะ”

“...”

“งั้นฉันจะเป็นคนดีช่วยเก็บความลับนี้ไว้ก็แล้วกัน”

“แต่ว่า.. มันก็ต้องมีค่าตอบแทนหน่อยเท่านั้นเอง” เพราะบอมกยูรู้ดีว่าผลที่ตามมามันจะแย่ลงเพียงใด

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“ออกไปได้แล้ว ฉันจะอ่านหนังสือ” เห็นหนิงไคยังยืนนิ่งมองเขาอยู่เจ้าของห้องเลยต้องออกปากไล่

“อ่านหนังสือ?”

“ใช่ พรุ่งนี้มีสอบเคมีนะ นายลืมไปแล้วหรือไง”

“ไม่ลืม แต่ฉลาดๆอย่างนายไม่ต้องอ่านก็คงผ่านสบายล่ะมั้ง”

ยืนกอดอกมองแต่ก็ได้แววตาดุกลับมาแทน เขาไม่ได้อยากพูดกวนบอมกยูนะ ถึงเขาจะสอบได้ที่หนึ่งของห้องแต่ที่สองก็คือชเวบอมกยูตรงหน้าเขานี่แหละ

“ออกไปจากห้องฉัน”

บอมกยูเริ่มอารมณ์เสียหนิงไคเลยต้องยอม จะว่าเขาโรคจิตก็คงได้ แต่เขากลับชอบเวลาได้เห็นบอมกยูทำหน้ายุ่ง คิ้วขมวดหรือพูดเสียงดุใส่เขา

คนตัวสูงเดินตรงไปที่ประตูมือเตรียมจับลูกบิด เห็นดังนั้นบอมกยูได้แต่ลอบถอนหายใจออกมา เขาคิดว่าความสงบคงจะกลับมาหาเขาอีกครั้งแต่เปล่าเลย เมื่อคนที่คิดว่าเตรียมจะออกจากห้องของเขากลับหันหน้ามาหาอีกครั้ง

“อีกครั้งเดียว”

“ห้ะ?”

“ขออีกแค่ครั้งเดียว แล้วฉันจะออกไป”

“ไม่”

“ใจร้ายจัง”

หนิงไคเดินเข้ามาใกล้บอมกยูอีกครั้งแล้วก้มลงให้อยู่ในระดับเดียวกัน “อีกแค่ครั้งเดียว นะ..” ถึงแม้น้ำเสียงออดอ้อนของอีกคนจะไม่ทำให้บอมกยูใจอ่อน แต่ระยะห่างที่ใกล้เพียงไม่กี่เซนกับใบหน้าคมก็ทำให้บอมกยูใจเต้นได้เหมือนกัน

“...”

“เห็นฉันเป็นคนชอบโกหกหรอ”

“ใช่ อะ--”

ยังไม่ทันที่บอมกยูจะพูดจบก็ถูกหนิงไคจู่โจมอีกครั้ง คนตัวเล็กพยายามดิ้นแต่ก็ไม่เป็นผล สองมือเล็กๆ ถูกรวบเอาไว้ด้วยมือหนิงไคข้างเดียว ลิ้นของคนอายุน้อยกว่าไล่เก็บเกี่ยวความหวานจากโพรงปากเล็กๆ

ร่างของบอมกยูเริ่มถูกผลักให้นอนราบกับเตียงและถูกคร่อมโดยหนิงไคในทันที คนตัวเล็กตาโตเมื่อรู้สึกว่าตัวเขากำลังตกอยู่ในอันตราย หนิงไคละจูบออกมา ยกมือเช็ดคราบน้ำลายที่ไหลเยิ้มจากจูบแสนเร่าร้อนเมื่อครู่ มองเหยื่อที่เริ่มสั่นเทา ด้วยสายตาพร้อมจะกลืนกิ่นคนด้านล่างไปทุกส่วน

“นะ.. ไหนบอกแค่ครั้งเดียวไง”

“แล้วฉันพูดหรอว่าไ��ครั้งเดียวที่ว่านั่นหมายถึงจูบ?”

“นายนี่มัน.. อ่ะ”

และเป็นอีกครั้งที่บอมกยูต้องกลืนคำที่เตรียมกร่นด่าคนด้านบนลงคอเพราะถูกอีกฝ่ายปิดปาก มือสองข้างปลดกระดุมเสื้อนักเรียนอย่างชำนาญ แม้บอมกยูจะทั้งทุบทั้งตีก็ไม่ทำให้หนิงไคยอมปล่อยแต่อย่างใด อกขาวเนียนเผยให้อีกฝ่ายเห็น หนิงไคละจูบออกมา มองร่างกายบอบบางนอนหอบหา��ใจและไม่รอช้าที่จะเข้าไปซุกไซร้ซอกคอนั้น

“อ่ะ..”

บอมกยูสะดุ้งร้องเมื่ออีกคนขบกัดสร้างรอยแห่งความเป็นเจ้าของที่ซอกคอของเขา หนิงไคค่อยๆเก็บเกี่ยวความหอมหวานน่าลิ้มลองจากร่างกายบอบบางไปทั่วทุกอณู ขบกัดติ่งไตสีชมพูสองข้างจนบอมกยูต้องร้องครางเสียงกระเส่า ให้ตายเถอะบอมกยูไม่ชอบเสียงน่าอายของตัวเองเลยจริงๆ แต่เขาก็อึดอัดเกินจะทนเก็บกลั้นเสียงเหล่านั้นไว้

มือสองข้างทำหน้าที่ไม่บกพร่องปลดกระดุมและรูดซิปกางเกงนักเรียนออกด้วยความชำนาญ และเมื่อเห็นสิ่งที่อยู่ภายใต้บ็อกเซอร์ของบอมกยูเขาก็ได้แต่ยิ้มมุมปาก อย่างว่าล่ะนะเด็กผู้ชายวัยอย่างเขาสองคนที่ไวต่อสัมผัสแบบนี้ จูบนิด ลูบหน่อย ก็ไม่แปลกที่จะทำให้สิ่งที่อยู่ใต้บ็อกเซอร์นี้ตื่น

“ถ้าจะเอาแต่มองก็ลุกออกไปเลย ฉันไปจัดการต่อในห้องน้ำเอง”

“หึ อย่าใจร้อนสิครับคุณหนู ดูเหมือนว่ามันใหญ่กว่าครั้งก่อนด้วยไหมเนี่ย”

“อยากรู้ก็ลองใช้ปากนายวัดดูสิ”

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“โอ๊ย เบาหน่อย เดี๋ยวพ่อกับแม่ก็ได้ยินหรอก”

“ไม่อยากให้พวกคุณน้าได้ยินก็ครางเบาๆสิครับ”

“นะ.. นาย อ๊ะ นายนั่นแหละ ก็กระแทก เบา.. เบาๆสิ! อ๊า”

สองคนเถียงกันตลอดการทำกิจกรรม แต่นี่ไม่ใช่ครั้งแรกบอมกยูกับหนิงไคเถียงกันเสมอ ซึ่งบอมกยูเองก็ไม่รู้เหมือนกันว่าทำไมไม่มีใครซักคนยอมๆไปบ้าง แต่ก็นั่นแหละคนๆนั้นไม่ใช่เขาแน่นอน

ร่างเล็กคว่ำหน้าลงกับเตียง ชันศอกไว้พยุงน้ำหนักตัวเอง โดยมีหนิงไคประคองเอวแล้วกระแทกกระทั้นส่วนนั้นเข้ามาในช่องทางด้านหลังแบบไม่ค่อยปราณีนัก แต่ก็ปฏิเสธไม่ได้เลยว่ามันก็ทำให้บอมกยูรู้สึกดีไม่ใช่น้อย

“เรียกชื่อ.. อา เรียกชื่อฉัน”

“หนิง.. หนิงไค อ่ะ อ๊า.. ให้ตาย แรงอีกสิ”

“อืม.. อา..”

น่าอายชะมัด.. คือคำในหัวของชเวบอมกยูในตอนนี้ แต่เพราะอารมณ์ที่พุ่งสูงจนเกือบแตะเพดาน ต่อให้เขาต้องร้องเรียกชื่อหนิงไคอีกสิบรอบตอบแทนกับความสุขสมที่อีกคนกำลังมอบให้อยู่ตอนนี้ บอมกยูก็ยอม

เสียงเตียงไม้ดังเอี๊ยดอ๊า���และเสียงครางของทั้งสองคนที่ดังระงมไปทั่วห้องจากกิจกรรมอันแสนร้อนแรงไม่สามารถเรียกความกังวลของทั้งสองคนที่ว่าจะทำให้พ่อและแม่ได้ยินอีกต่อไป ในเมื่อปลายทางของความสุขใกล้จะมาถึงเต็มที บอมกยูซุกหน้าไปกับหมอนสีฟ้าใบโปรดของเขา ครางเสียงหวานเข้ากับจังหวะการขยับสะโพกของคนด้านบน

หนิงไคที่ประคองเอวบอมกยูไว้จับขาคนตัวเล็กแยกออกเพื่อที่เขาจะได้เข้าไปลึกขึ้น เร่งจังหวะไม่กี่ครั้งความสุขของคนก็ปลดปล่อยออกมาเต็มช่องทางด้านหลังของคนอายุมากกว่า หนิงไคเชิดหน้ารับความสุขสม ถอนแกนกายออกมา ชักรูดมันสองสามครั้งปล่อยออกมาเลอะบั้นท้ายบอมกยูที่ก่อนหน้านี้เขาขยำมันจนเป็นรอยมือ

“เสร็จแล้วก็ไปเลย เลอะเทอะชะมัด”

“อะไรกัน พอหมดประโยชน์ก็ไล่กันแบบนี้เลย”

“จะไปอาบน้ำ เหนียวตัว”

“งั้นขอทำตัวเป็นน้องชายที่ดีไปช่วยอาบได้ไหมครับ”

“ก็ไม่ได้บอกหนิว่าฉันจะอาบเอง”

ชเวบอมกยูเกลียดฮยูหนิงไคที่สุด

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แต่ยิ่งไปกว่านั้น

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เขากลับเกลียดตัวเองที่ดันชอบสัมผัสของฮยูหนิงไคไปซะได้..

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Talk;; ยินดีต้อนรับสู่นรกค่ะ รู้ว่าบาปแต่คงต้องขอลอง แงงงงงง

ใจรับมะไหวจริงๆ ตั้งแต่เห็นโมเม้นที่น้องหนิงเอามือดันประตูไม่ให้พี่หนีในตำนานอันนั้น

ตั้งใจแล้วว่าสงกรานต์นี้จะแต่งให้จบ ไม่งั้นก็คงดองต่อไป ช้าเพราะ NC เลยค่ะ ฮืออออ ไม่ถนัดจริง ;-;

ถ้าชอบก็คอมเม้นติดแท็กคู่นี้ในทวิตได้นะคะ เราก็ไม่รู้ว่าใช้แท็กไหนกัน #หนิงกยู? #ไคบอม? #หนิงบอม? #ไคกยู? เอาเป็นว่าแท็กมาเลยค่ะ เรารออ่าน<3  

[firesofdainix]

Demon Slayer Tiktok can BITE MY ASS... how many people do I have to unfollow in the course of three months??? What the fuck???

[cooltulips]

reposting in hopes it shows up in tags

hello, discord roleplayers !

i am looking to write some kpop ships and kdrama shows listed below, so if you’re interested, like this post or reach out in the dms ! i prefer m/m ships at the moment.

( bold is the faceclaim i want to write as )

seonghwa / wooyoung * ( woohwa )

jungwoo / jaehyun ( jaewoo )

the devil judge ( yohan / gaon ) aka ji sung x jinyoung *

beomgyu / yeonjun * ( beomjun / yeongyu )

taehyung x cha eunwoo

soobin / beomgyu * ( soogyu )

true beauty ( suho / seo joon ) aka eunwoo x hwang in yeop

cha eunwoo x sf9 rowoon

svt mingyu / exo kai ( kaigyu )

lee do hyun / park solomon

song kang x kim soo hyun

enhypen sunghoon / txt hueningkai

svt mingyu x park solomon ( solgyu )

beomgyu / hueningkai ( beomkai )

anything inspired by the reply series — reply 1997 , reply 1988 , reply 1994 !!

gong yoo x lee dong wook ( goblin : the great and lonely god )

mingyu x taeyong ( yongyu ) *

park solomon / seo in guk

johnny x jaehyun x jungwoo ( johnjaewoo )

bae in hyuk x lee minho

yeo jin goo / ji chang wook

lee dong wook x im siwan ( saw them in strangers from hell and they're a certified hot pairing )

enhypen sunghoon x sunoo ( sunsun )

kim seon ho / yeo jin goo

woo do hwan x kim min jae

the king : eternal monarch ( lee minho / woo do hwan )

lee do hyun x kim soo hyun

sf9 rowoon / taehyung ( taewoon )

yeo jin goo x seo in guk

lee dong sik / han ju won or han joo won however you wanna write it ( beyond evil bc damn that shit be on the top #1 homoeroticism with the devil judge )

song kang x lee minho

soobin / mingyu ( soomin )

yeo jin goo x lee do hyun ( aka younger lee dong sik )

shin ha kyun x yeo jin goo ( canon beyond evil pair )

lee minho / woo do hwan *

park bo gum x kwak dong yeon

kim soo hyun / park hyung sik

enhypen sunghoon x ?? ( i dunno i adore him a lot even tho i only recently began joining the fandom — i relate to him in a few ways tbh )

kang haneul x yeo jin goo

exo sehun x kai ( sekai / kaihun )

yeo jin goo / park solomon

lee do hyun x gong yoo

park solomon / bae in hyuk

exo kai / taeyong ( kaiyong )

anything inspired by isekai / historical / fantasy / transmigration manhwas !!

exo kai x nct mark lee ( kaimark )

seonghwa / yeosang ( seongsang )

gong yoo x kwak dong yeon

park solomon / kim min jae

wi ha joon x lee dong wook

song kang / park bo gum

kim jungwoo x jung sungchan ( woosung )

svt hoshi / lee soo hyuk [ horanhyuk — lmao you know why 😂 i love it ]

park solomon x lee minho

gong yoo / kim minkyu

ryeon x hwang in yeop

choi hyun wook / park solomon

jung sung il x lee do hyun ( the glory )

lee minho x hwang in yeop

yeo jin goo / jung sung il ( also a hot pair )

choi minho x park hyung sik

lee minho / kim soo hyun

woo do hwan x jung sung il

hwang in yeop / park solomon

cha eunwoo x choi hyun wook

gong yoo / jung sung il ( zaddy fest gimme pls )

wi ha jun x ji chang wook

nam joo hyuk / jung gun joo

woo do hwan x lee sang yi ( such great chemistry and adoration fr )

kim soo hyun / woo do hwan

woo do hwan x ji sung

park hyung sik / sf9 rowoon

kim soo hyun x gong yoo ( gimme pls !! )

hwang in yeop / woo do hwan

park hyung sik x gong yoo

ji chang wook / kim soo hyun

kim seon ho x kang haneul ( basically hometown cha cha cha x when the camellia blooms )

gong yoo x park bo gum

lee minho / seo in guk

taeyong / johnny ( johnyong )

johnny x haechan

anything inspired by kdramas !! such as — moon lovers : scarlet heart ryeo , beyond evil , the devil judge , it's okay to not be okay , the heirs , kill me heal me , love in the moonlight , goblin , my id is gangnam beauty , my roommate is a gumiho , the king : eternal monarch , vincenzo , school 2015 : who are you , extraordinary you , because this is my first life , go ahead ( 2020 cdrama but so good !! ) , coffee prince , strangers from hell , hometown cha cha cha , when the camellia blooms , the glory , tomorrow (2022) , cheer up (2022) , sh**ting stars , record of youth , doctors , legend of the blue sea , chief kim , hotel del luna , flower boy next door , love alarm (justice for hwang sun-oh), pinnochio & more !!

jungwoo / haechan ( hyuckwoo / junghyuck )

taeil / haechan ( sunmoon )

seo in guk x jung hae in

johnny / jungwoo ( johnwoo )

jungwoo x yuta ( yuwoo )

apo nattawin / choi minho ( ft. shin mina as the sister )

lucas x jungwoo ( luwoo )

minhyun / sf9 rowoon

lee jong suk x jung hae in

ji sung / park bo gum

sehun x baekhyun ( sebaek )

seonghwa x soobin ( soohwa ) * [ hear me out it's such a fine pairing y'all i need them to interact and make their dating rumours canon bc i just KNOW they would get along really well ]

san x seonghwa ( sanhwa )

jung sung il / shin mina ( our blues kdrama ) — not their characters but their pairing !!

yeonjun / wooyoung ( yeonwoo / woojun )

wooyoung x san x seonghwa ( woosanhwa )

yeonjun / soobin / beomgyu ( yeonbingyu aka txt's choi line )

any m/m pairing inspired by when the camelia blooms ( haneul's cop character / the single parent )

ji sung x kim min jae

taehyung / svt mingyu ( mintae )

ji chang wook x park bo gum

anything inspired by harry potter series ( esp. the weasley twins , kriggory , wolfstar — remus lupin x sirius black ) i love as well !

park bo gum / hwang in yeop

seonghwa x haechan ( hwahyuck )

kwak dong yeon / ji chang wook

hoshi x seonghwa ( shihwa )

lee minho / jinyoung

svt mingyu x song kang

kang haneul / song kang ( when the camellia blooms' hwang yongsik x love alarm adult hwang sun-oh pls they are so open & unrestricted with their love :")

byeon woo seok x song kang

wooyoung / seonghwa / san / yeosang ( woohwasansang )

jung hae in x song kang

hwang in yeop / kim seon ho

seonghwa x sf9 rowoon ( rohwa )

ryu jun yeol / go kyung pyo

yunho x yeosang ( yunsang )

park bo gum / svt mingyu

svt jeonghan x s.coups

seonghwa / svt mingyu ( gyuhwa )

svt junhui x jungwoo

lee do hyun / ji chang wook

song kang x sf9 rowoon

kim ji woong ( bl actor & boys planet ) x anyone

hwang in yeop / song kang

svt mingyu x jeonghan

hwang in yeop / lee do hyun

seonghwa x cha eunwoo ( seongwoo )

ji chang wook / park solomon

beomgyu x nct sungchan ( gyuchan )

jungwoo / sf9 rowoon

jeno x haechan ( nohyuck )

kang haneul / lee do hyun

mark lee x haechan ( markhyuck )

svt mingyu / kim ji woong

park solomon x kwak dong yeon

taehyung / park bo gum

mark lee x jungwoo ( markwoo )

park solomon / park bo gum

song kang x lee do hyun

woo do hwan / kim min jae

lee do hyun x woo do hwan

svt hoshi / mingyu

byeon woo seok x park bo gum ( record of youth's won hae hyo & sa hye jun )

svt mingyu / jungwoo ( gyuwoo )

kang haneul x kim minkyu

enhypen sunghoon / beomgyu ( hoongyu )

svt mingyu / park solomon ( gyumon )

lee minho x song kang

woo do hwan / kang haneul

lee do hyun x lee minho

song kang / kim seon ho ( characters — love alarm x hometown cha cha cha crossover )

park solomon / sf9 rowoon

seonghwa x park solomon ( hwasol )

seo kang joon / kwak dong yeon

lee minho x seo kang joon

sf9 rowoon / svt mingyu ( gyuwoon )

park solomon x cha eunwoo

kang haneul / wi ha joon

seonghwa x kim ji woong

song kang / park solomon

kim ji woong x jungwoo

jung sung il / song kang

park solomon x jungwoo ( monwoo )

kim ji woong / kdrama actor

svt mingyu x jungwoo x sf9 rowoon ( aka the tall bf brigade )

( actor ) ji soo x park hyung sik

park solomon / jung sung il ( hottie & zaddy )

kim ji woong / kwak dong yeon

( actor ) ji soo x nam joo hyuk

bae in hyuk / kim hyun jin

kang haneul x park solomon

yeo jin goo / song kang

ha do young / moon dong eun ( the glory s1 & s2 ) — lbr the seduction, chemistry and tension between jung sung il / song hye kyo is fire af !! i either need the character pairing or fc pairing. tbh i want them to fall in love irl too , they're so hot . new zaddy in town .

moon dong eun x joo yeo jung ( the glory s1 & s2 ) — lee do hyun the noona collector along with cha eunwoo saying “ i will be your executioner, i'll join your hunt. i'll join your sword dance. who can i kill for you right now? ” this fucking line omg the i love you replacement is 10000x hot.

park ji hoon / choi hyun wook ( weak hero class 1 ) — not the characters but their dynamic and pairing !

jinyoung x another male kdrama actor ( inspired by reborn rich )

lee soo hyuk / jinyoung

song kang x another male kdrama actor ( bc he was too cute too precious and hwang sun-oh deserved so much better in love alarm )

kim ji woong x enhypen sunghoon

open to many more pairings !!

21+ only writing partners for long term and those who understand muse can vary / life is busy so sometimes headcanons & text rp > actual full length rp.

»   some plot au & dynamics to consider — downton abbey, old hollywood, mafia, hogwarts, enemies to lovers, reluctant allies dynamic, forbidden lovers, royal x servant, 80s italian summer ( think ' call me by your name ' but the age difference is legal ), 1920s to 1990s, rivals dynamic, crime / on the run au, difference in social status of some sort, bridgerton s2 kathony but make it gay, supernatural verses, knight x servant, vampire au, single parent, hannigram, kpop stars in the same group, detectives / sherlock and watson type private investigators, twilight au, noble x noble, sugar daddy, fake dating, college au, medieval era, modern day actors falling in love, lawyer / murder husbands, fantasy, pokemon au, hamptons / rich kids au, werewolves, legal age gaps, ceo / secretary, time travel ( twinkling watermelon kdrama ), victorian era, amc interview with the vampire au, royal x knight, vampire / werewolf, enemies in love, omegaverse, roommates, businessman au, vampire clans, detective partners, bodyguard, slice of life. also transmigration /reincarnation / historical royalty / manhwa like operation: true love, inso's law, and more!! / isekai manhwa inspired stuff (example. death is the only ending for the villain, raising a black dragon, surviving as a maid, a false confession, remarried empress and more!) — open to a variety of isekai and non-isekai manhwa.

but that said, i don’t ghost, it would be preferable if the writing partner didn’t as well. communication is key !

[meat-worm]

the dreaded dragon au compilation post (btw, i know there's been a bunch of stuff missing from the comp posts, those are gonna be uploaded later cause i gotta go in and censor everything/upload it onto pf first)

[meat-worm]

mer au compilation post part 1!

[meat-worm]

more assorted kny doodles, shoutout to the 3 other kaigyu enjoyers out there 👋

[meat-worm]

time tumblr to witness the absurdity of the snek au. it's easy to tell which specific genre of anime i enjoy by the stuff i draw, huh.

[meat-worm]

some more recent kny art. still rly love this demon!mitsuri i did 💘

[xxlady-lunaxx]

Christmas with the Uppermoons 🌲 (Chaos with the Uppermoons)

Theme: SILLYNESS

Note: MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE IN DECEMBER (or like happy random normal day of the week if nothing-)!!!

Anyways, here's the ships!: DouKaza, NakiDaki, KokuZan, KaiGyu (we'll pretend they're both alive at the same time), Gyokko x the christmas lights, Hantengu x ...air?? (idk I never write either of Gyokko or Hantengu LMAO.....) 

Ages brought closer together for KaiGyu and NakiDaki for obv reasons

Alright, let's see if I can finish this before the day of christmas <33 

Started: November 6th

Finished: (with a lot of procrastination) Dec. 24 (help)

Every year, on December 25th, the Uppermoons had a Christmas party. Which was ironic because, of all people, Muzan was the one that made them do it. Yes, Muzan. 

For some reason that none of the Uppermoons knew, Muzan had taken a liking into this human, Christian (i'm not even christian but i do christmas bc yes..) holiday and.. made his demons celebrate it. 

So now, like the past 500 years, they were readying for the holiday once again. 

This was the one day that they never went out on missions to kill. And the one day the Demon Slayers had a break. 

All of the Uppermoon's food would be stored up from a week before till now simply so they didn't need to go out and get their food on Christmas. This was, again, Muzan's idea.

Now this year was different, somehow. Different because, well, Muzan had a boyfriend. And he'd been rather keen on being a good one back, given that none of his relationships had been... successful. So, he had bought... a large amount of the most random gifts ever just to please Kokushibo (and if it wasn't obvious, Kokushibo is his boyfriend). 

And Muzan was attempting to be the matchmaker for his Uppermoons because they were so fucking oblivious!! (Like he wasn't as well.. It took him so long to realize Kokushibo liked him back and he could literally read his mind).

Muzan was pissed, though. Because a certain Uppermoon was trying to be the one to make all of the decorations and that certain Uppermoon was excedingly annoying. 

Gyokko, pleading, was showing Muzan a box full of vases which were supposedly his art and that he should be the one to make the decoration for the tree. 

"No!!" Muzan had shouted, and quite literally kicked the box of vases across the Infinity Fortress, breaking them to pieces. 

Gyokko cried for hours after that, and only because Kokushibo soothed him did Muzan stop himself from killing Upper 5. 

Later, Muzan called an Uppermoon meeting and.. 

"Gyokko," he said. 

The Uppermoon, still in tears, looked up. "What?"

"You must dress up as the grinch and then stay in the corner of the room all of Christmas and.. cry. Okay?" Muzan decided, crossing his arms. 

"What?!" Gyokko cried, "why??"

"Because I hate you!"

"I..."

Daki covered her mouth, trying not to laugh, and said, her words muffled by her hand, "I can get him a costume."

"Perfect," Muzan said. "Alright, now I hope all of you have been buying things for each other—if you got anything for Gyokko give it to him the day after Christmas because the Grinch doesn't deserve anything. Okay? We have only a few days to decorate the Infinity Castle so I hope you all know what to do!!" 

They all nodded simutaneously, Gyokko sniffing indignantly as he did. 

"Right. Now hurry up. Kokushibo, meet me in my office in a minute." Muzan turned and left, leaving the Uppermoons to prepare—and Gyokko to suffer in silence.

(Ehm. You might know by now that I don't particularily favor Gyokko 😇)

×××

"Kokushibo. I need your help," Muzan said, his voice lowering on the word 'help.' He'd never asked for help before in his whole life—honestly.

Kokushibo cocked his head. "Do you, now? What for?" he asked curiously.

"The Uppermoons are so stupid!—Not you, of course," Muzan quickly corrected. 

"Hm. Why so?" the six-eyed demon asked. 

"Because Akaza like Douma but he pretends he hates Douma and Douma—the stupid motherfucker—likes Akaza but thinks it's just that Akaza smells nice so he likes to be with him more, Daki likes Nakime but is too afraid to say anything, Nakime likes Daki but had bad experiences with past relationships so doesn't want to say anything, Kaigaku likes Gyutaro and knows which Uppermoon likes which and is rather loud-mouthed and a gossip but he never can tell Gyutaro how he feels, Gyutaro likes Kaigaku but doesn't know how to do relationships, Gyokko is, for some weird reason, madly in love with art, and Hantengu is scared of everything including air," Muzan said in one breath, sighing at the end. "So you see, they're stupid. And I'm trying to get the Uppermoons together—in relationships, but not Gyokko and Hantengu for obvious reasons—and I've not been able to!!" 

"Ehm.." Kokushibo stared at him for a minute, trying to process everything. Then he said, hesitantly, "I guess I could help? I'm no expert in this place but I can try.."

"Thank you!" Muzan said, relieved. "It was starting to get annoying trying to read their minds to see what they thought of my announcement and finding them only longing to be kissing some other Uppermoon. It's irritating." 

"Right..." 

The demon king put a hand on his desk and leaned on it, looking Kokushibo up and down. "So, why don't we go do something together now that we're by ourself? A little freedom before we have to put ourselves to dealing with the Uppermoons?" he suggested, grinning. 

Kokushibo laughed. "Alright, then."

×××

And hence began the matchmaking service of Muzan Kibutsuji. Oh, and Kokushibo of course.

First patients, were Uppermoon's 2 and 3. Or, the lemon and the strawberry as Muzan and Kokushibo called them when there weren't alone. 

Muzan proposed that they would first try to get Akaza to admit his feelings because... because Akaza was really stubborn. Well, so was Douma but they eventually agreed that Akaza would take a bit more convincing since Douma usually ended up agreeing pretty easily since he had no sort of handle on his own emotions. 

Muzan told Nakime to teleport both of the Uppermoons to one room in which they couldn't escape, then he would care for the rest.

After that, Muzan watched the two through Nakime's eye, seeing them confused at first.

"Hi," he said unceremoniously, his voice echoing into the room they'd been teleported to. 

Akaza and Douma looked up simultaneously. 

"Master?" Akaza asked, confused. 

Muzan nodded then realized they couldn't see him. "Ah, right. You two must confess until you both understand. And then I'll let you out," he explained. 

"Oh," Akaza said. His mind raced. Could it be that Muzan knew who he loved..?

Douma stared down at the ground and his hands fidgeted. "I...I confess that once, when all my cult members went to a festival, I was tired and hungry. And I... didn't want to go look for humans to eat... so I ate a chicken."

Akaza raised an eyebrow. "You what?"

"Ate a chicken..."

The shorter of the two bit back laughter and Muzan's voice rang around them. "You idiot! That's not what I meant when I said 'confess.'"

"It wasn't?" the blond asked, confused.

"No, you dumbass," Muzan said, exasperated. Why'd he chosen this person to be in the Upper ranks again? "Akaza, you go first."

Akaza's laughed stopped almost immediately and he averted his eyes, turning away from Douma.

Completely clueless, the rainbow-eyed demon tilted his head in confusion. "Are you okay, Akaza-dono?"

"Shut up," Akaza snapped, crossing his arms and glaring at the floor.

"Akaza," Muzan said sternly, as if scolding a little child. "Tell him." 

Akaza looked away and was silent for a moment before—"Fine." He turned back to Douma, his eyes narrowed. He looked very stern. Serious. 

Douma swallowed, fearing the worst. 

But then Akaza said, "I fucking like you."

And then the world melted away and Douma was blinking and staring up at Akaza with his eyes wide. "You do?"

"Bitch, didn't I just say that?"

"You aren't lying?" Douma asked hopefully.

"If I were lying Master would kill me!!!" Akaza snapped, getting irritated.

"I probably would," Muzan agreed.

Kokushibo, who was standing next to Muzan and being given the ability to see and hear everything that was happening, stifled a laugh. Muzan rolled his eyes at his boyfriend and shushed him before turning back to the two Uppermoons.

"Now, Douma, what do you want to say about what Akaza told you," he said, as if a parent trying to get his child to understand.

Douma thought for a moment—actually thought—and then said, "Thank you?"

Akaza sighed. "Why do I like you again?"

Muzan was having similar thoughts and, deciding that Douma was very much like a child, said, "Listen, if you don't figure it out I'm going to have you be punished!" 

Douma pouted. "Okay..." He turned to Akaza. "So, do you know what I'm supposed to say?"

"You're supposed to say about how you feel of what I said," Akaza said, cringing at his own words. He didn't really want to know. 

"Hmm..." The blond demon appeared to be deep in thought as he started pacing around the room. Then he stopped, quite suddenly, and said, "Akaza-dono!"

"What?" Akaza said, his tone bored now. 

"I like you too!" he said decidedly, making Akaza's eyes widen. 

Definitely unexpected.

"What?" he repeated, though more intrigued now. 

"I like you too, Akaza-dono! You said you like me, and I like you too," Douma explained. 

"Like... like-like, or just like?" Akaza asked slowly.

"Wut." Douma blinked. (I wrote duoma-)

"Like-like or friend-like?" Akaza tried. 

"What's like-like?"

"Like... love? Sorta? Or, like, more than friendship?" he said, confusing himself.

"Uhm... Like-like!" Douma exclaimed, poising his hands on his hips triumphantly for figuring it out.

"Oh."

A silence quite deafening spread through the room, making Douma fidget uncomfortably.

"Is that bad?" Douma asked after another moment.

"No, no it's not," Muzan said, answering for Akaza. "Now you two can go off and fuck now I don't care. Nakime?"

The biwa demon complied, strumming her instrument and teleporting the two Uppermoons to Douma's cult room.

×××

"Two down, four to go!" Muzan said, apparently very proud of himself.

Kokushibo agreed, sitting down on the chair in front of Muzan's desk. "Now what?" he asked.

Muzan hesitated and his previous triumph seemed to simmer down. "I... don't really know."

His boyfriend laughed, making him snap his head up indignantly. "Hey!! It's not like you're giving me any ideas," he protested.

"Okay, okay, fine," Kokushibo said, sighing. "Do we have a sort of deadline?"

Muzan tapped his chin. "Christmas?"

"But that's in, like, 3 days..." he whined.

"Yeah and we only have two more 'couples' to go through," Muzan said. "We just need some plan. What do Daki and Nakime like?"

Kokushibo shrugged. "Shopping? At least Daki does. Oh! We could tell them to go shopping for the gifts and then we'll make sure they grow closer through that?" he suggested.

"Yes! We can set them up to go to one of the stores that I pretend to be human in as a worker," Muzan decided. "I'll ask them if they're dating or something."

Kokushibo nodded. "Alright. And Gyutaro and Kaigaku...?"

"Ughh, I don't know," Muzan whined. "We'll think of that tomorrow."

He stood and clapped his hands, projecting his voice to make sure Nakime would hear him now. "Nakime! You and Daki must go shop for presents now. Understood?"

Nakime, confused, said, "Yes, Master."

There was the sound of the biwa echoing around them then Kokushibo and Muzan found themselves on a street. Muzan grinned, "Alright, you go think of something for Kaigaku and Gyutaro or whatever, I'll go do my shift now."

"Fun," Kokushibo sighed, walking off. 

×××

Nakime walked silently beside Daki, wondering why the hell she had to do this. Like, it wasn't completely out of the blue since Christmas was coming up, but it really was random. Especially since he'd said for her to go. Daki would be more reasonable but Nakime usually just put up the decorations.

Why this this year?

Or maybe it had something to do with the fact that Muzan had been trying to get Douma and Akaza together...?

She sighed, raking her hand through her hair which was pulled up in a ponytail, her eyes disguised as human ones—two human ones. Distorting but she couldn't cause confusion.

"You alright?" Daki asked, turning to her as they walked, their feet marking footprints in the snow.

"Mhm, just wondering why I have to go," Nakime grumbled.

Daki laughed. "You'll live. Or are you cold? I can hug you," she said, grinning. She was wearing clothes more appropriate for winter—Gyutaro had insisted—and she looked absolutely... adorable in them.

The biwa demon shook her head as they approached the first shop. "We can't walk like that," she remarked.

"You can carry meee!!!" Daki teased. 

"How are you to help me shop then?" Nakime pointed out, stepping through the door. 

"Finee..." 

They looked around, finding themselves in a clothing store. 

"Hmm, I should buy that grinch costume for Gyokko now," Daki said, looking around. "I'll meet you at the front, no? We can meet up when we're done so we can pay and go on, alright?"

Nakime nodded and the two split up, going each their own way.

×××

Muzan waited, drumming his fingers mindlessly on the counter. It took a while and he was starting to regret having decided to take on this job as he knew Daki took a long time to shop, but then they finally walked up to him and he stood up, making sure he kept down his aura to a less menacing one, more fragile and human-like so they wouldn't notice. 

"Hello! Having a nice christmas, I suppose?" he said, his tone cheery, matching his smile.

Daki nodded and placed her things on the counter—taking up half of the space. Nakime placed her things there as well which ended up only being half of the amount Daki had gotten. 

"Yep, you?" she said, fixing her ponytail.

"I'm doing alright, myself," Muzan said, picking up the first item. "Are you two dating? You seem very close," he commented, careful to not look too curious. 

He looked up and gave them a tentative smile.

It took them a second to realize what he meant and they flushed simutaneously, instantly shaking their heads in denial. 

"No?" Muzan asked, counting the payment. "Such a pity. Close friends, then?" he decided. 

"Ehm..." Nakime mumbled, her usually pale-white palor practically glowing with pink. "I suppose."

Daki nodded her agreement quickly. "Yeah... Close friends..!" she said, pushing what she was buying closer to Muzan, urging him to continue.

"Right, right. Nice to go shopping together, hm?" he said. 

"Yep!!" 

"You sure you aren't dating?" Muzan pushed, laughing. "Your 'friend' here is quite pink."

"I'm just cold," Nakime said quickly—too quickly.

Daki glanced at her, almost surprised, then nodded as well. "See, I told you you should carry me!" she said. 

Nakime sighed. "How would we carry this?" she asked, motioning to their things. 

"Uhhhh, with you hair," Daki joked. 

"Alright, here's the charge," Muzan said, jotting it down quickly. "Anything else?" he asked.

Daki shook her head. "That'll be it."

"Mhm, have a merry Christmas!!" he called out to them as they walked out the door. 

Once they were out of sight, he quickly placed the money in the cash register (idk what they used if it was smth diff so we'll just do it as it's done here now<33) and called out, "Kokushibo!! Go follow them!!"

Kokushibo, at Muzan's command, followed the two girls as they walked to the next store.

They walked in silence, their hands full with their things and their thoughts elsewhere. Both appeared to be flushed and most definitely not from the cold—especially since demons aren't affected in visible ways by cold.

Kokushibo followed them until they entered the store then he paused and went back to Muzan.

"So?" the demon lord asked, his eyebrows cocked in curiousity. 

"I think that you've at least sparked something other. They didn't talk or anything but they were... definitely thinking about it," Kokushibo said, smiling.

Muzan leaned over to him and gave him a quick kiss. "Good."

×××

"Okay! For Kaigaku and Gyutaro, we're going to need Daki. But since she's... developing her relationship with Nakime, we can have you talk to Kaigaku first," Muzan said, leaning back on his chair.

"Why me?" Kokushibo huffed.

"Because he sees you as a father," he said, rolling his eyes. "And you can just pretend you want to see him for training or shit, I don't care."

"...alright. What do I say? Or do?" the Uppermoon asked, confused as to where this was going.

"Just talk to him about random shit then drop big ass hints that he likes Gyutaro and that he should ask him out. Kaigaku catches on with that sort of shit really easily, don't worry." Muzan sat up. "Shouldn't be too hard."

"You say it so vaguely, though..." Kokushibo complained. 

"You'll do great, Kokushibo," Muzan assured him. "Want a good luck kiss?" he teased.

"Yes."

Muzan slipped around his desk and went to kiss him but arms wrapped around his waist and lifted him onto the desk. 

"Hmm, don't go too far Kokushibo," he warned, though he gave him a tender smirk. 

×××

Kaigaku stood in Kokushibo's house—a small human one with a lot of curtains and boarded up windows to make it look as if an abandoned one though it was far from that inside. 

"Soo, what am I doing here? Training again?" Kaigaku asked, his arms poised on his hips in a relaxed posture.

"No, just talking," Kokushibo said, sitting down on a chair he'd placed across from the one he's put down for Kaigaku—who wasn't even using it. 

"Hmm, what about?" the training-to-be-an-Uppermoon-demon asked, his eyebrows perked in curiousity. 

"Stuff."

"Elaborate."

"Sit down, Kaigaku," Kokushibo sighed.

He sat. (totally a sentence)

"Start the conversation, then. I've got to finish wrapping the presents," Kaigaku huffed.

"Alright. Hmm, so your place as an Uppermoon? You'll be taking as... Uppermoon six if there were to be any vacancies," Kokushibo said awkwardly, after a moment of silence. He honestly didn't know what he was supposed to say. He'd had a vague idea but then he'd gotten all caught up with Muzan and... shit, so it'd slipped his mind. 

"And...?" Kaigaku prompted. "I already know that, you know-"

"Right, right. Gyutaro and Daki are Upper six at the moment," the Uppermoon said, thinking quickly. He had to bring Gyutaro into the conversation.

"Mhm?"

"Maybe you should train with them? Like, Gyutaro, say! You seem to be around him a lot recently. Have you befriended him well?" he asked, mentally approving himself. 

"Oh, uh..." Kaigaku paused. "Yeah, sure. I've... befriended him, all right.

"Very well," Kokushibo said, noting the emphasis on friend.

"Why do you ask?"

"I want to make sure you have closer sight on what it's like to be an Uppermoon. You should really talk to Gyutaro more. Ask him out if you want to go and talk to him somewhere more... private?" Kokushibo suggested, a glint in his eyes proving he meant other than what he was saying.

Kaigaku, obviously realizing this, flushed. "Ask him... what?" 

"Out."

"I know, I meant, uhm..." he faltered. "Nevermind. Okay." 

"Great! And hopefully he can be more than just a friend, in which you two can bond together in other ways to give you more experience," the Uppermoon said. He stood, then, and said, "Have fun!" before walking off deeper into his house to wait for Muzan.

×××

And then it was Christmas.

Muzan and Kokushibo lay quietly in Muzan's room, both having wanted a bit of rest, when the door slammed open.

They jolted up. "Wha-"

"IT'S CHRISTMASSS!!!" Daki exclaimed, grinning widely. She wore a sort of onesie that was red and white with patterns of reindeers. "GET UP FUCKERS!!!"

"Daki!!" Muzan groaned. "Quiet down."

"NO CAN DO!!" she said, dashing off.

Kokushibo sighed. "We better get going then."

"Right. I'll go see if Gyokko has the costume on," Muzan said.

"Mhm." Kokushibo kissed him on the forehead and then the two demons stood and walked out of the room, noting the decorations put up all over the Infinity Fortress.

"It looks beautiful," Daki said as Muzan and Kokushibo entered the main gathering room. 

Nakime smiled. "Thank you."

"I know someone else she finds beautiful," Muzan said under his breath.

"What?" the biwa demon asked, turning her gaze to him.

"Nothing. Alright, Gyokko!! Where are you?"

Daki burst into laughter then, bringing the attention of the demons to her.

"What?"

"I gave him the costume of the grinch an hour ago and he'd been complaining that it's not fit for him to wear and that it's not artistic at all so he won't come out of his pots," she explained, pointing to one of the flower-designed vases sitting in the corner of the room.

Muzan shook his head. "Gyokko, get your cowardly ass out of the stupid vase and show us the costume. If you don't, I'm going to make sure every one of your pots are destroyed and your paints and materials are thrown into an ocean." 

Gyokko, obviously shocked by this threat, gasped and the sound echoed in the pot. 

"Well?" the demon lord said impatiently.

"Fine..." Gyokko whined, slowly but surely going out of the pot. 

There was a beat of silence as everyone stared at him, the bright green fuzzy—but somewhat soaking wet—fabric of the costume making him look worse than ever as he averted his eyes to the ground, his face flushed in a red hue contrasting against his usually pale skin.

And then—

Laughter rang out from Muzan making nearly every Uppermoon flinch in surprise.

"Nevermind, Gyokko. You already looked like shit before but that's worse. You can take it off... at midnight," Muzan decided.

Gyokko huffed. "Okay. How long till then?"

Daki grinned. "Nearly twenty four hours. It's nearing to one AM of today," she said giddly.

"...Fuck. Can I at least stay inside the pot?" he whined. 

"Nope, you have to stay out in that corner of the room the whole day, remember? And cry but I suppose that's optional," Muzan said, raising an eyebrow to see if he'd contradict.

"Fine."

×××

"Nakime!" Muzan hissed.

He was right behind Nakime, watching the other Uppermoons and Kaigaku exchange presents and talk. 

"Yes, Master?" she said.

"Put mistletoe over where Kaigaku and Gyutaro are in a bit, alright?" he said, his voice low in a whisper.

"Yes, Master." 

"Okay, now go talk to Daki or something and stop sitting by here the whole time. You can play  music later," he dismissed.

Nakime nodded. "Alright."

×××

Kaigaku was laughing as he spoke to Gyutaro when he noticed something above him. He looked up, his action being followed by a similar one by the Uppermoon he spoke to. 

"Mistletoe?" he said. "Was that always there?"

"No, I don't think so," Gyutaro said.

Kaigaku paused. "Gyutaro," he said suddenly, grinning.

"Huh?"

"People put up mistletoe because you're supposed to kiss if you go under it. We're under it," he said, raising his eyebrows slowly, trying to get Gyutaro to understand. 

"Wha...- OH." Gyutaro froze. "You want to..?"

"If you want to..." 

"So... yes?" he said slowly.

"Do you?"

"...yes."

Kaigaku nodded and leaned forward, pushing the box he held in his lap to the side. "Yes." He closed the distance between them, their eyes fluttering shut almost instinctively. 

When they pulled apart, both's cheeks were flushed and Gyutaro looked to be practically glowing, a shy smile forming on his face.

But then Daki gasped, and they turned to look at her. "What?" they asked in unison, as if the kiss had brought their words together.

"You guys... just... KISSED?!" Daki said, her voice almost in a shriek.

"Is that a bad thing..?" Gyutaro asked uncertainly.

"ARE YOU KIDDING?? IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!" Daki squealed. 

Taken aback, Gyutaro took a moment to respond as he blinked, confused, at his sister. "It is?"

"You realize the both of you have been crushing on each other for, like, months and said absolutely nothing?!" she said, rolling her eyes.

"Months..?" Kaigaku asked, his eyes widening. 

"You too," she deadpanned. "You've liked him for longer, no?"

"Fuck off..." he mumbled. 

Gyutaro looked torn between backing up Kaigaku or his sister and he remained silent.

Douma, noticing this, turned abruptly to Akaza—who was about to go talk to Nakime—and said, "Akaza-dono!! We both like each other too! Can we kiss??"

Akaza glared at him. "Fuck no!"

"Why??" the blond whined, pouting. 

"Because you look like shit and you are shit," Akaza said, huffing and turning away.

"But... you like me!" Douma pointed out.

"My feelings have been corrupted."

"I wanna kiss you, Akaza-dono!" he said impatiently.

"Too ba-"

He was interrupted when lips pressed against his in a fleeting moment.

They stared at each other for a second, then Akaza turned red and turned away, covering his face with his hands.

Douma smiled happily. "You're pretty, Akaza-dono!" 

"I hate you," Akaza mumbled, the words too weak to be true.

"I love you too!"

×××

(watch me run out of ideas so imma end it now)

"Hmm, looks like they're having fun," Kokushibo noted, smiling.

"Yeah. What about Nakime and Daki, though?" Muzan asked, sighing.

"Don't force it, they'll figure it out themselves.

"Alright."

Muzan leaned against his boyfriend's chest, their arms and legs tangled up with each others comfortably.

"Love you, Koku... Merry Christmas," he said, stealing a short kiss from the Uppermoon.

"Love you too."

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