#kai parker headcanon

[moremaybank]

𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 kai has an oral fixation. like i just know that bitch is always chewing on something—usually plastic.

𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎’𝐒 𝐁𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

no i so agree. when he gets drinks from fast food places he's chewing on the plastic straw or the drawstrings of his hoodies. if not plastic, he's always vying for a piece of gum, or biting his fingernails. he'll eat a popsicle or a lollypop and chew or suck on the sticks when they're done. sometimes when he has an empty wrapper from a candy bar or something in his hands, he'll brush it against his lips. other times, he'll bite you. your fingers and knuckles when your hand is in his. your shoulders, your cheeks. he'll suck on your boobs, even if he's just bored. his mouth just always needs to be occupied (lol).

concepts

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Ladies and gentlemen, meet The Four Horsemen

'The Vampire Diaries' and 'Now You See Me' Crossover nobody needs

Kol Mikaelson

The leader of the Four Horsemen. Kol is the famous street magician with variety of skills, such as escapology, slight of hand and cardistry. Prefers big illusions with extensive special effects. Kol is charming and he knows that. It helps to distract the audience from the real trick.

Klaus McAnsel

Klaus is highly skilled in mentalism and hypnotism. He may look trustworthy but don't get fooled. He can manipulate people around him however he pleases.

Katerina Petrova, known for stage name Katherine Pierce

Katherine was Kol Mikaelson's former assistant but they went their separate ways. She learned various tricks from Kol but specializes as escapologist. Can and will run for the hills as soon as something goes not according to the plan.

Kai Parker

The youngest in the group. The sleight. Kai was inspired by Kol Mikaelson's magical career. Specializes in pickpocketing, picking locks and throwing cards. He seems inexperienced and naïve but its better to not underestimate him.

Feel welcome to visit their astonishing magical performance. But keep in mind: the closer you look, the less you will see.

[venusbyline]

tvdu men + their favorite kinks

⚠️: Smut headcanons, female reader, BDSM themes, CNC mentioned, blood and bites mentioned, slight dark content. Damon, Elijah, Jeremy, Kai, Klaus, Kol, Silas and Sfefan headcanons included.

Damon Salvatore

• Blood kink. Damon loves blood. He likes hurting you during sex as many ways as possible, hitting you until blood comes out, marking you, biting you... Every way he can see you writhing and asking for more, or crying in pain/pleasure and begging him to stop (but without saying your safe word, because you actually DON'T WANT him to).

• Primal kink. If you're human, Damon likes acting as you're his prey. He hunts you on a deserted road, especially giving you a little time before he starts really hunting you, like hide and seek.

Elijah Mikaelson

• Master/slave. In my opinion, Elijah's one of the most canonically sadistic characters of the show, all of it just hidden in his fake perfection's mask . The master and slave dynamic it's perfect for him. You worship him, even when he tells you to rub your slutty pussy on his social shoes while you give him a head, making you cum just like that and then demanding you bend over and lick your own juices on his shoes. You also wear white lingerie and stay with your handcuffed hands behind your back for hours, willing to do whatever he tells you to do, thanks to your limits already pre-established well in advance.

Jeremy Gilbert

• Choking (before his Hunter's Mark). Jeremy was a real soft boyfriend, so switch but more on the sub side. He loved being choked, feeling your fingers squeezing his throat as you rode him fast, his hands holding your hips but without controlling your moves, just feeling the heat of your skin.

• Spanking (after his Hunter's Mark). This Jeremy's version it's much more dominant. He's so strong and hot... He loves to lay you down on his knee and spank your ass until it's burning red. Just like he also loves hiting you with his belt if you were being too bratty before.

Kai Parker

• CNC. Wow, Kai's a "human" red flag and that's why I love him. He has such dark desires, you couldn't help but be scared the first time he told you about his CNC/rapeplay kink. It took a while for you to convince yourself, but after you exposed your limits, you knew that it could happen at any moment and you always get excited waiting for it. Your whining while he hurts you and "forces" you to do these things it's a spur to both of you. The chase, the begging, the crying, the blood...

Klaus Mikaelson

• Choking. When he's fucking you, he doesn't miss the opportunity to grab your neck tightly, watching you gasp for air as his hand cuts off your breath, fucking you harder and hearing your strangled moans.

• Degradation. He loves to humiliate you (but only during sex). Calling you degrading pet names and making you feel worthless and pathetic. When it's the aftercare time, the first things he does it's lie down next to you, hugging you and fill you with so much soft words, proving tthat everything he said before wasn't true.

Kol Mikaelson

• Daddy kink. He's not that rough on relationships, we know that (isn't that right, Davina?). But he still likes being dominating you during sex, even if in a soft way. He likes you calling him daddy and acting like his submissive little girl. He punishes you as many times as you need but always spoils you if you're a good girl to him.

Silas

• Degradation & Edging. Silas's so... Silas. So hot and sarcastic. He loves degrading you sometimes, but he's more mocking than Klaus. I guess that's why I also picture him as someone with an Edging kink. He doesn't just degrades you and treats you as someone less than him, but he also shows that by denying your orgasms for HOURS, and after he's satisfied seeing your crying and pleading, he makes you cum until you squirt and say your safe word. Just like Klaus, the moment sex it's over he treats you like his goddess.

Stefan Salvatore

• Primal kink (as Ripper). Ripper Stefan's so cruel and dark... He loves Primal Roleplay. He's addicted to chasing you as if you were his prey, as if you were just one of the stupid humans he feeds on. You play this prey role very well, even allowing him to feed on you at these times.

• Pet play. Stefan in his (considerably) normal sane state isn't as so dominant and rough, but he's yet a little kinky. You're his bunny, he wants you to play this role very well during this roleplay tok. Wearing lingerie, plugs with tails, acting slightly like a bunny...

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Kai Parker being the most annoying boyfriend in the whole wide world. I'm talking taking your phone and hiding it for no other reason than you weren't paying him enough attention. Stealing your underwear. Stealing your class notes, then having the audacity to act like it wasn't him, even going as far as to help you look for them. lifting up books, looking into different desk draws, saying,'' I don't know babe, are you sure you didn't leave them at the library?'' Waking you up at the ass crack of dawn because you have, in his opinion, slept for too long, and he's started to grow bored. Starting a cult and not telling you about it until one of his followers tries to make some kind of move on you (where they then subsequently...disappear). Leaving half-eaten packets of Pork Puffs around the kitchen (please don't get me started on this one). Getting into as many arguments on Twitter as he can about ALL sorts of things and then making you sit beside him and read aloud all of his replies and responses. Smiling proudly at the reactions he was able to illicit. Sending you about one thousand different Instagram reels. Not wanting you to go anywhere without him. Super into corny matching stuff. Super into abbreviated words. But I'm talking so abbreviated you're not sure if the text message is supposed to mean something or if he just hit the keyboard at random and then pressed send.

[1994converse]

‎ ‎ 𝗞𝗔𝗜 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥: 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 -

‎ 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗦𝗠𝗦

It’s no secret that you’re kinky.

Kai knows this, because he’s experienced all your depraved fantasies firsthand. They surprised him at first, because someone like you - cute and sweet, with the ability to love so much you’re capable of loving a psycho like him; it just seems like you wouldn’t be into anything beyond missionary, classic love making.

But, he supposes that maybe it does make sense.

Someone who plays with fire must be okay with getting burned.

A girl who lets the devil into her life, her room, her bed, isn’t exactly wearing angel wings herself. That’s just not how things, people, dynamics work, and Kai is smart enough to know that.

It is a hot idea though, he thinks, imagining you as an innocent that he gets to defile. In a way, it makes the whole thing more special, because he doesn’t have much experience sexually. Kai knows he’s hot, but it’s not like women are lining up to get into bed with someone that murdered their entire family. Not that he’d lead with that if he was meeting a woman, but his kind of crazy is something most people can pick up on, he’s noticed.

Even though he’s aware of your kinky ways, has memories of your playtime together burned into his mind to forever get him hard when a vision of them flashes behind his eyes, when you ask him to control your orgasms, he laughs.

Thinks you’re kidding, because the honest truth is that he’s never heard of that before. Didn’t know any woman, man, person would want someone to deny them pleasure. It’s insane to him. Kai would never deny himself anything, and he sure as hell wouldn’t let someone else tell him he couldn’t feel something as great as an orgasm.

Laughing at your request wasn’t to make you feel bad, or to humiliate you. It was a genuine reaction, although it’s not like Kai ever goes out of his way to spare your feelings. He’s not mean to you, and cold isn’t exactly the right word when it comes to describing him, but he wouldn’t feel obligated to tread lightly around you just because. Kai is honest, to a fault.

Unless, of course, he’s lying. Which sociopaths tend to do…a lot. One lie turns into another lie to cover his tracks, and then another lie, and then one just for fun, until sometimes Kai doesn’t even know if he’s telling a real story or not.

You’re just lucky he really has nothing to lie to you about. At this point in your relationship, all you do is fuck and kiss and talk and watch movies and go out together when time allows. You’re with each other more often than not, and you’re a good girlfriend, because the times when you’re not together you completely turn a blind eye to whatever he’s doing.

It’s one of his favorite things about you. That, and the way you ignore whatever new blood splatter might stain his clothes, or his shoes, or his fingertips. It’s sexy, how oblivious you pretend to be just to keep the peace.

You’re his girl, and in his own way, he…cares about you. A sociopath can never truly love you, not like the fairytales you used to read when you were a little girl. There’s no fireworks with Kai, at least not for him, no kissing in the rain or love letters or moments where he holds your face in his hands and proclaims his love for you.

But he does prioritize you. He considers you important. He can protect you and he loves to learn more about you, does the things required to stay in your life since he doesn’t want to lose you. You make him laugh, he loves fo fuck you, he feels comfort when you’re near. Is it true love? Not for him, but it doesn’t really matter, does it?

Because you love him. And anyway, Kai treats you better than some of the so called “normal” boyfriends your friends have. It works for you.

So when Kai laughs at the idea of controlling when you get to cum, he doesn’t do it to be mean. He doesn’t do it with the purpose of teasing you, but when he sees the reaction it gets out of you, that you squeeze your thighs together for some relief because him teasing you and humiliating you is such a turn on, he begins to understand.

“Oh, you’re really into this,” he says with a grin, in that sort of crazy way of his. That signature smirk of his that he gets when he feels magic, power. There it is.

He’s excited, but not in his pants. Not yet. It doesn’t happen that fast.

It takes a few times with this level of control you’re giving him over you before Kai really begins to understand the appeal. What’s not to like? All Kai has ever wanted is control, and you, his beautiful, too trusting, fucked up girlfriend are giving it to him on a silver platter.

Because you are fucked up, he thinks, when he ties your hands behind your back with a piece of rope he literally has casually tucked in the back pocket of his jeans. He doesn’t even remember where it’s from. You’re fucked up when you let him push his hard cock raw inside of your tight, wet pussy, your panties still on because you begged for the sting of the feeling of him fucking you with them just pushed to the side.

Make me feel dirty, you said, and Kai can do that. He loves to get dirty.

“Naughty,” he remarks, because it’s fucked up how wet you are you when he’s got you face down, ass up, about to use your body to get himself off while you get nothing. Wrists rubbed raw from the rope, your ass probably stinging from his smack, and no matter what he does, you take it.

You’re very fucked up. And it’s one of his other favorite things about you.

Kai will give you this, this thing you’re desperately craving. Having no control. He’ll spank you and pull your hair, fuck your mouth and watch you choke on his cum. Make you feel bad, in a silly way, when it leaks out of the sides of your mouth. “Aw,” he’ll say, his grip tight on your hair, “I thought you said you could take it.” He’ll tie you up until you’ve got rope burn, tease you with his fingers until you’re almost crying, desperate to cum, only for him to deny you.

“What?” He’ll ask, trying to sound fake annoyed, when really his dick has never been harder. The sound of your cries - god, it drives him wild. My girl, he’ll think fondly, looking at you when you’re so desperate to cum that you’re willingly humping his leg. “You asked for this,” he’ll remind you, smirk on his face because he knows that even if you asked to go back to the way things used to be, he’d never relinquish this power he has over you.

My girl, he’ll think again, pushing you down in the bed after you’ve just gotten ready for a nice day out. What did you think, he’ll reason, wearing a little dress like that? If you look that good, you obviously want him. That’s really the way he sees it, sees the world, with a crazy confidence only a sociopath could have - that everything and everyone is for his picking. Waiting around for him to take what he wants.

Kai’s always enthusiastic and clumsy about it too. Trips when he pushes you down on the bed and tries to get his belt off, hurts you without meaning to because he’s just so excited to get his dick wet, it’s all he can think about.

You’re lucky it’s a kink of yours, to be completely dominated, otherwise his sexual selfishness wouldn’t be so fun. Like when you watch a movie together, with your head on his chest. Kai clings to you like you’re his favorite teddy bear, always wants to be touching some part of your body, and it’s romantic to you.

Even when he pushes you down to the bulge in his jeans and takes his cock out, holds your head down until you take him in your mouth. Yes, even when he’s holding the back of your hair, harsh but fondly, rubbing up and down your arm affectionately, possessively, probably thinking about what kind of spell he could possibly do to make you even more at his mercy.

He loves to tease you with his fingers and cock, and sometimes his tongue. It’s delicious, it’s painful, and it’s endlessly entertaining for him. Kai could torture you for hours, although it rarely ever gets that far, lucky you. His attention span is short, and his ability to not prioritize his own arousal is even shorter.

You’ll beg, eventually, kicking yourself for ever asking this maniac to have any type of sexual control over you. Please, you’ll say, I take back what I said about wanting this. Just let me cum. I’ll do anything. And maybe a normal boyfriend would give in, but not Kai. He’s just got this power over you, you think he’s going to let it go?

“Anything?” He’ll say, lightly flicking over your clit, so swollen since you haven’t cum in weeks. He loves the way your pussy looks, so desperate, so wet from nothing, and he uses it to his advantage. Will come up behind you when you’re doing your makeup, slip a hand under your dress or skirt or down your pants, just to cup your mound and see the way you act like you’re in fucking heat.

“Anything,” he’ll repeat, a look on his face, that smirk that makes your entire body freeze in fear and arousal. “Well, we’ll just have to see if you really mean that.”

‎ ‎ written by: @tinysunshine

[house-of-slayterr]

Character who would find you attractive covered in blood…

Inspired by: @slasher-male-wife

Kaz Breker:

I think at first, Kaz would be concerned where the blood came from. He won’t verbalise his concern, but you’ll see it in his eyes, when he raises a brow at you. After you assure him that none of the blood is yours, his brain will switch gear. He’s gonna take in every inch of your appearance to save away in his head for later. You might not be at the point in your relationship yet where he’ll expect touch. But that doesn’t mean this man doesn’t desperately want you. He’ll save this image for alone time.

Kai Parker:

Malachi is a sadistic little freak, everyone knows that. But despite this, he does have a select few people he can’t fathom the thought of torturing for real. One of them being you. His brain almost short circuits when you walk in covered in blood. He’s on his feet within moment dragging you into his arms. He won’t ask for reassurance that it’s not yours, just silently check your body for wounds. Once he finds none a sick grin will grow on his face.

“Awww, did somebody just wanna get all dolled up and pretty for me?” He’ll coo in your ear.

He’d nip at your neck, licking some of the blood off of you. You’re not going anywhere the rest of the evening, Kai will be sure you can’t walk in the morning. If you let him, he’ll add to the mess and drag a knife softly across your skin to leave his mark. The sight of you covered in blood is his happy place.

Blaine DeBeers:

Blaine thinks you’re the hottest thing to ever walk this earth on a normal day. That zombie has no shortage of pet names or dirty thoughts to whisper in your head or text you. If he finds you covered in blood before you’re turned, the concern side of his head will kick in first. Blaine finds you quite fragile and his biggest fear is someone taking you away from him. He’s at your side in a moment pushing anyone and anything out of his way to get to you. But once he’s reassured you weren’t attacked and aren’t actively dying, a thousand questions swim through his head.

He’s going to ask for more details about what happened and why you did it. But his hands a running up and down your body the whole time, just smeering and playing with the blood. If anyone else was in the room, even for an important meeting, he’d excuse them all immediately. And locking the door. You’re not leaving his office.

And if he finds you covered in blood after you’re also a zombie, he goes straight into horny mode. Though you will get some playful wining from him after about how you didn’t share your food.

William Pratt:

He’s gonna be a cocky little shit the second you come to him drenched in plasma. William could smell if it was your blood, he has your scent committed to memory, it is his favourite thing after all. So there’s no immediate worry from your blond boyfriend. Though a few questions in the back of his head if you’re mentally ok with your current predicament. But he can also hear your heart beat, and knows you’re not in distress.

“Well somebody had a fun evening, care to share your festivities little blood bag?”

He’s going to immediately drag you to his crypt and beg to lick every once of blood off your body. He wouldn’t be apposed to messing you up even more ontop of it. I don’t think you could stop him from biting you even if you tired. As much as he loves the strangers blood, yours is what he desperately craves. Plus what’s hotter than feeding during sex? Spike knows you love his bites just as much as he loves biting you.

Jasper Whitlock:

Jasper was surprised himself to find seeing you covered in blood so attractive to him. If the vampire had a heart beat it would be racing out of his chest. Jasper has a darker side he likes to try and keep hidden from his family. It doesn’t matter if you’re still human or already turned. His eyes immediately go pitch black and he’s licking his lips, wanting to ravish you in anyway possible.

He wishes he were an artist so he could paint this moment 1000 times to perfect the sight of you. Of course if you’re human, he’s a little concerned you might be hurt, but he doesn’t smell any of your blood, just the strangers. Thoughts creep in his head about what you would taste like. He speeds to you in a millisecond carefully picking you up and takes you to his room. He’ll take his time cleaning you up, slowly washing the blood off your naked body as he kisses you in between. He wants to worship you in this state. He will act first, ask questions later.

Thomas Hewitt:

Nobody is surprised by the fact Thomas finds you hot covered in blood, besides Thomas. You waltzed into this man’s life and flipped it upside down. He was supposed to kill you like the others, you were supposed to become dinner. But when one of the other victims turned on you and tried to sacrifice you to save themselves. All he saw was red… both literally and figuratively.

He’d watch for a moment as you try to fend for yourself first before stepping in and slitting the victims throat. Because of the angel, you almost get more covered than him, trying to back up and make sure none of it got in your eyes.

Thomas would stand there panting softly starring down at you. Of course he’s found other victims attractive before, but the poor boys has never acted on it. But he finds himself stalking over to you and gripping you in his arms before he can stop himself. He lets out a soft grunt resting his head ontop of your blood soaked hair. His was of saying “mine”. Thomas is already formulating a way to beg his family to keep you as his little pet. He wants to see you covered in blood over and over and over again. You might just be his new addiction.

Tiffany Valentine:

This woman has never been shy about anything in her life. You knew exactly what you were getting into before dating her. And her plan to wear you down until you joined her in the killing was working. Because here you stood now, knife in hand, tearing out the heart of a woman who dared to insult and hurt your lover. Tiffany wanted to break you, as much as she loved you sweet and innocent she’d been craving your hidden darkness. And Tiffany always gets what she wants.

She’s already wet just watching you. But her adrenaline is rushing wondering what delightful horrendous thing you’ll do next. What she wasn’t expecting was for you to take a bite out of the heart, before offering it up to her. She’d step over the copse taking the heart from your hands but leave you sitting on your knees, her favourite position to have you in. She takes a moment to take in the sight of you, the lust and love swirling in her chest seeing you like this. So disgusting and all for her.

She doesn’t care about the fresh corpse in the room, long forgotten as she puts you in your place. You’ll be worshiping at her feet all night, devouring her till she’s satisfied enough to pleasure you back.

Lestat De Lioncourt:

I don’t think this one needs much explaining. Lestat takes any excuse he can to get you absolutely drenched in blood. He loves the carnage and the filthiness of it. He’s a messy eater himself, and he knows you love seeing him like this as much as he loves watching you.

It doesn’t matter if your turned or not, he finds the blood attractive either way. He loves listening to your human heart racing when you watch him feed, usually kissing you after to get your face covered in blood. It was common occurrence, he was proud to leave a mark on you in any way he could, even if it was temporary. He loved to bite you all over and just watch the blood dribble down you, before licking it up. Your thighs, chest, neck, anywhere he could reach would be covered in bites.

But after your turned, he wants to be there to give you your first meal. Watch you devour your prey and feed off them with you. Feeding almost always leads to sex with him. He can’t help the way seeing you like this gets him going. And he won’t be shy or quiet about his desires.

Venom:

Now I’m talking Venom as its own entity. If he’s attached to Eddie I think Eddie would be far more concerned and worried and drown out whatever venom is thinking. But depending on who the symbiotic is attached to you’ll get a different reaction. Venom will always feel the same however, it’s just if these desire will be verbalised and acted upon that’s the difference.

He already finds humans to be tasty little morsels, in fact it was something he called you quite often. You were his favorite tasty morsel. If you’re the one bleeding, Venom will still be incredibly horny. The scent of you blood makes him feel high. Of course he’ll tend to your wounds, but that won’t stop his tongue from exploring your body.

But if it’s someone else’s blood, his eyes will be zeroed in on you the second he sees you. His sharp teeth breaking into a sickening grin. He’s so proud of his baby and he wants to show you just how much. You’ll get endless praise and he won’t stop begging you after to get covered in blood for him more often. He loves bloody sex, or even just cuddles, either way you’re not leaving his sight, let alone his arms for several hours. Doesn’t matter if you had stuff to do or want to shower, the only way you’re cleaning off in the shower is if he joins you.

Harry Warden:

Is anyone surprised? After all, you are his BLOODY valentine. It’s in your title. And who are you to deny him what he wants to see. Harry would be greatly concerned if it was your blood. His body immediately fuelled with rage wanting to avenge you and kill the person who dared to touch his one true love. But a part of him still thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the world, even when you’re bleeding in his protective arms.

But if it’s someone else’s blood, that’s a different story. Harry loves it when you join him in disposing of the vapid couples who simply are a joke compared to the two of you. Their love doesn’t deserve to be validated because they will never love eachother as much as you and Harry would die for each other. He loves watching you test the couples and see who will turn on each other, before stepping in to help you dispose of the dismantled lovers.

Barely a minuet will pass between the killings and his mask being ripped off his face and you being slammed into a wall. Of course his reasons for killing before you were jealously, but now he wants to immortalise your love by killing anyone else who dares to taint the name of romance. These killings are your show of love for each other and nothing makes him more turned on. Of course he’ll take you back home, nice and proper. He’ll make out with you in public, but he doesn’t want to risk anyone seeing what’s ONLY his. And he doesn’t want any interruptions.

An: ahhh, I haven’t written in so long, but I felt inspired this morning. Sorry for being gone yall, I promise I’m alright, just lots of medical stuff going on and doctor appointments have been keeping me busy. I love yall. Hope to write more soon 🫀

Tag: @kados-of-chaos @oceansrose2002 @mothmans-kingdom @myers-meadow

[so-long-soldier-writes]

~ part 2: drabbles, headcanons, etc.

~ updated: 11/18/24

~ read tags before reading; each fic is thoroughly tagged  

~ back to masterlist

#1 - stomach ache ~ fluff

kai comforting you when you have a stomach ache

#2 - pink starbursts ~ fun

listening to caroline plan a party gets boring. kai finds a way to entertain himself.

#3 - can’t help that i love you ~ fluff; soft!kai

while you and kai aren't necessarily in a relationship, no one can ignore the way you are together. it started with kai's nightmares, bringing you to his side for nightly comfort. soon, gentle touches on his back led to full blown hugs and forehead kisses; simple conversation turned to long talks, and you're only getting closer every day. kai feels safe with you, and you're falling for him. maybe he's falling for you, too. this is why your "thing" needs to stop. right now.

#4 - the dinner party ~ smut

ten minutes before company arrives. five to finish up, two to clean up, one to fix your hair, and the last two to occupy yourself with something inconspicuous. a perfect amount of time. let's just hope they don't show up early...  

#5 - stupid, sad movie ~ soft!kai

since kai missed out on over a decade of movies, you now spend your nights watching the best ones. tonight's movie: titanic.

#6 - “i took his virginity” ~ best friend!kol mikaelson x reader

you should've known kol would find out about your new boyfriend before you'd be able to tell him yourself. luckily, you're able to talk him into accepting kai, as long as he treats you right.

#7 - kissing disease ~ fun

despite the deal he had made with her several weeks ago, kai needs his sister for her medical opinion, again.

#8 - jumpscares ~ fun; best friend kai

kai has the worst timing for wanting your attention

#9 - hope ~ hurt / comfort; tw: sh

kai notices your scars.

#10 - aphrodisiac ~ fun

you can only listen to damon ramble on for so long before you lose focus. unfortunately, this time, your zoning out manages to cause maximum embarrassment when the rest of the group follows your line of sight.

#11 - sinful ~ smut

shoe humping with kai... specifically, those old 1994 converse

#12 - kiss on the cheek ~ fluff

kai receiving a kiss on the cheek would have no freaking clue what to do with himself. 

#13 - the massage ~ fluff

kai's sure he'll win the bet. you're positive he won't.

#14 - morning coffee ~ fluff; fun

the sun rises. a new day starts. yet, everything remains the same, but nothing's where you left it.

#15 - attention to detail ~ fluff

kai admires the way you watch tv.

• dating yandere!kai ~ mild violence; some fluff

• heretic kai x accident prone reader ~ fluff

• driving lessons ~ fun

• kai’s sex life

• king!kai / royalty au

• demon!kai x angel!reader // angel!kai x demon!reader ~ smut; corruption kink

• how he would be academically / intelligence-wise

• childhood best friends to lovers ~ angst; fluff

• werewolf alpha kai // kai's demigod parent (pjo) ~ nsfw; fun

• kai with a lip ring ~ mildly nsfw

• body swap au ~ fun

• comfort ~ tw: [non-graphic] non-consent; csa

a flashback to his childhood. a terrifying memory he thought he had repressed. | pre-1994 |

• the dog ~ tw: violence, animal death; read at your own risk

kai hates the family dog. | pre-1994 |

[hysteriaww]

would kai have saved bonnie if damon left her ?

The simple answer imo is yes - the complicated answer would be his *reasons* for saving her.

I feel like if Kai saved Bonnie in 6x22, it would be VERY different from when he saved her in 6x13 on her bday. In 6x13, saving Bonnie was a huge sacrifice Kai made bc of his newfound guilt and other growing feelings about her. But if Kai saved her in 6x22, that man would do it out of SPITE lmfao. Like sure, maybe a *tiny* fragment of leftover post-merge Kai would save her bc he believed she deserved better, but at the mental state that he was in by 6x22, i think a larger part of him would actually be looking to save her out of this petty urge to make bonnie suffer, bc dying would be too easy for her according to his thought process 💀

In canon, remember how Kai got annoyed by damon seemingly deciding to let bonnie die and choosing elena over her super quickly? He complains, saying smthg like "This decision was supposed to torture him," bc he wanted damon to agonize over the bonnie vs elena choice for a long time. Similarly, i think bonnie dying just like that would eliminate a lot of the angst, pain and tension of the situation, so Kai would save her life *just* so bonnie and damon would be forced to live with the uncomfortable reality of damon choosing elena over her and deal with the emotional fallout of that instead of pretending they have the world's best friendship, as they'd been doing for all of S6 (bc Kai would enjoy watching that mess).

Ofc, that would probably result in Bonnie aiming a lot of her resentment towards Kai for forcing her to face those hard truths, but maybe, after an initial explosion (and a lil nudging from Kai), she might realize that targeting kai is just shooting the messenger rather than addressing the root problem (her toxic friends). If it hadn't been kai, then somebody else would've made bonnie see the truth but either way, that's something she needed to see.

Realistically, even after this realization, i don't think bonnie would've suddenly warmed up to kai, but i think it might've pushed her to ditch damon instead of sticking around Mystic Falls to help him all the time (which would've consequently made Kai suddenly lose interest in Mystic Falls too xD). If Damon then chose to seek her out to beg her (read: force her) to defeat the town's new villains-of-the-week, or if he found her w his humanity off and tried to kill her to get elena back, i think kai might've surprised them all by appearing out of nowhere to get damon off bonnie's case (bc kai being kai was prob keeping tabs on bonnie's whereabouts as soon as she skipped town).

And maybe Kai's sudden appearance would've led to a bonkai confrontation with Kai realizing he may have saved her out of spite in 6x22, but there is no explanation for why he saved her from damon this time besides.. *wanting* bonnie to get her life away from her friends. And maybe that would've also led him to unsubtly point out that an elena-free existence had actually made bonnie's life better, thanks to kai.

Bon would probably kick his ass halfway across the world after a comment like that but i think it would stick with her, making its way under her skin as it sinks in that the horrific thing Kai did really did end up working out for her in the long run. Bc as we know, even at his lowest, there was always some part of Kai that begrudgingly wanted bonnie's attention and validation and rly resented her friends getting that from her while walking all over her. It would take a long time, but slowly and surely, i think Bonnie's intuition would eventually pick up on that tiny part of Kai that saved her life to show her that she deserved better. It would be very uncomfortable for her to realize that Big Bad Kai could no longer be an easy scapegoat for all her problems, but that might be just what she needs to finally see Kai as a person, rather than a monster. And from there? Well, looots of opportunities and potential would open up from there 😏

[iloveamberfreeman]

i love them

do y'all ever love a character so much you physically jump when you see them

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[crazyk-imagine]

Finding their Mate

A/N: There's a few characters I wasn't expecting to write for but it's hilarious and I couldn't think of any other villains with a heart other than the icons (Kai, Katherine, and Enzo). There were a few I debated on adding and then decided not to. I feel like there might be slight yandere vibes in here but I'm also like ... *crickets chirping*

If anyone wants a villain they like and want it written, be sure to send in a request and I'll see what magic I can work

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Enzo

He always thought Maggie was his girl, never gave any other woman a thought (before and after his time being locked up at Whitemore). Then he found Damon and the rag tag crew who are always in trouble, which is when he met you (after trying to kill Damon, of course). And after coming back from supernatural purgatory one time too many times, he stopped acting like a jackass and decided it was time to live his life. He felt something in his undead beating heart for the first time and had no idea what to do. Finding out you two are mates was even better than he could have thought, more so after you sacrificed yourself to stay with him during that fire to show him that you weren't going to leave him, whether he had his humanity on or not, really sold him

Kai

With him having no emotions, merging with his younger brother, and then getting them was terrifying but he'd never admit that out loud. Being told that the reason his heart beats faster around you are because of the feelings for you and is fated to you, he nearly pissed his pants. Then he approaches the Salvatore's for dating advice, and they nearly die because Kai is asking the two guys who have been nothing but mean and are actively trying to keep you two apart for help (the way his mind works is fascinating). When they couldn't offer too much help and nothing was working, he decided it was time to talk to you, confusing you when he had no real motive behind it. It worked though, you two would not be where you are without him chickening out/ manning up

Katherine

With her being on the run for most of her life, she never planned on tying herself down somewhere, more specifically to anyone. Honestly, after her family took away her little girl, she didn't want to be tied down; she was afraid they'd be taken from her. But then you fell into her life, literally. She was almost taken to Klaus (for the billionth time and you fell in front of her). If she were to find herself truly in love, and not what she feels she had with Stefan, a clumsy person like yourself does not make it onto her roster but you've changed her life for the better. Even when she runs back to Mystic Falls to terrorize everyone, she makes sure your safety is her top priority first and foremost

Silas

He always thought Amara was his special someone but then his ex got in the way and messed all that up (big rip for him). Anyway, when he decided to play the role of Saint Stefan, he found himself fascinated by you. The littlest things you did drove him wild, and it took him a while before he realized why he felt this way. He was always told to believe that mates didn't exist, but people still liked to pretend as if they did. You proved him and everyone from his youth wrong because here you two are. Don't forget that he will try and kidnap you to ensure you don't get hurt when everyone tries to gang up on him and to make sure he can "help" you because you are his most favorite thing person

Qetsiyah

She always thought her true love was Silas and always would be, but then he decided she wasn't enough and only used her. The bitterness in her heart grew after that and ruined her thoughts on romance and love. Then she kidnaps Stefan and fries his brain while also finding you amongst his friend group. She knew she had to meet you. Her being in the same places as you, not a coincidence. She slowly found her way into your life and started off as a friend. Then she figured out why she was so invested in your life and slowly backed away until you decided to do something about it. There's no way in hell you're losing someone else in your life especially when you know she means more to you than any of your friends could ever know

The heretics

This was an interesting development for everyone, not just you. But in this case, you could choose whether you wanted a romantic relationship or more of a friendship with the group. Lily and Julain weren't so much involved in the fated bonds thing which annoyed the man from time to time. The Salvatore's mother was just happy her family found someone special (reminding her of her Julian). This whole bond made things harder at times, but they were all happy to have someone else to care for and you’re the one who stopped any arguments from happening and/ or things from getting worse. None of your friends were happy to hear about you deciding to leave with them but if it meant you could save their lives, you're going to take the chance whether they like it or not

[moremaybank]

— concepts ⭑𓂃 ( one ) ( two )

— jj maybank !

is jj an ass or tits man?

jj obnoxiously moaning whenever his girl touches him anywhere

jj having sex in the twinkie and keeping it as his dirty little secret

pretending to love the songs in jj's sex playlist

rough make-out sessions with jj

jj liking the idea of a threesome but being too jealous and possessive to go through with it

dad!jj with a breeding kink

jj bragging about you and everything the two of you do in bed

jj leaving hickies all over you and admiring them

angry sex with boyfriend!jj

rafe spitting into your mouth while choking you / sucking jj off while he's on the phone

being pregnant with yours and jj’s fifth child

jj distracts you from studying

jj using his smile to get his way

your daughter scolds jj for being mean to john b

jj and your son tuck you in

jj buys you flowers

jj comforting you when you’re insecure about your smaller chest

your daughter calling jj by his name for the first time

jj gets jealous of your teddy bear

jj finally getting a daddy's girl after three boys

breeding kink!jj being even more obsessed with your tits during pregnancy

jj painting your nails for you and curling the back of your hair for you

the maybank boys fighting like jj and john b did when they were kids

jj having a tough exterior in public but being soft in private with kook!reader

jj sneaking in through your window and going down on you while your parents are across the hall

jj spitting in your mouth

making jj mad/jealous

jj moaning when you pull his hair

jj is mad at you and takes it out on you in the bathroom at a party

jj letting you sit on his face

jj teaching you how to give him a hickey

jj shoving his ringed fingers in your mouth while you're crying from overstimulation

reassuring aftercare with jj

pussy drunk!jj

jj getting physically clingy when jealous

the morning after your first time with jj

soft morning sex with jj on vacation

jj mocking your moans during sex

jj walks in on you watching porn and casually watches with you

giggly sex with jj

jj sulking when you walk around butt naked after an argument

dad!jj during your pregnancy

sexual tension between jj and routledge!reader

going down on jj under the covers while john b is oblivious about it

pranking jj and telling him to leave the room so you can change

jj wiping away your tears when you’re crying

jj grabbing your hips and practically grinding against you when he moves past you while john b gives him the death stare

dad!jj and your shy daughter

having to kick pope out of his seat when you're pregnant with yours and jj's sixth child

being jj's cum dump

titty-fucking with jj

jj taking you to the parking lot party outside of a taylor show since you couldn't afford tickets

travelling with porn vlogger!jj

jj begging you to call in sick from work

getting an ‘eat me’ tattoo for jj

jj teasing his girl with a praise kink

jj letting john b and pope watch while he fucks you

jj with a shy & short girlfriend who has a height kink

jj catching you and rafe (routledge!reader)

jj being jealous of your new kitten

dad!jj being proud of his bubbas for all their little accomplishments

ab riding with jj

wrapping jj's dick in fruit roll ups and sucking him off

temperature play with jj

intense eye contact with jj while he tries to get you to give in to him

playing cards with jj and catching him cheating

doing jj's makeup and painting his nails to help him embrace his softer side

warming jj while watching a horror film

going camping with the pogues and jj needs to keep you quiet in your tent

scolding jj over something and he keeps on kissing you

jj asking you to read one of your smutty books to him

calling each other out on your kinks and jj mentions his breeding kink

jj surprising you at the airport when you come home

calling jj your husband to see his reaction

jj marking up your neck (and tits)

jj has to leave for work and you won't let him (pregnant!reader)

— rafe cameron !

rafe spitting into your mouth while choking you / sucking jj off while he's on the phone

not being used to wearing heels while at midsummers with rafe

dating rafe and not being used to the comfy life

rafe buys you your favourite flowers for your birthday

dating teacher!rafe in secret and revealing to your students that you two are engaged

rafe slapping your hand away while fucking you in missionary

rafe being obsessed with your ass

rafe comforting you when you’re insecure about getting braces

rafe doing lines off your body

grumpy x sunshine with rafe: going to disneyworld together

jj catching you and rafe (routledge!reader)

rafe fucking you at night while your parents are home

the thought of you with someone else makes rafe jealous and grumpy

the pogues find a secret video of you and rafe on your phone and find out that you're together

being obsessed with rafe's hands

rough makeout sessions with rafe

rafe stops you when you hide your face from him

kai parker !

sneaking kai into the salvatore house

oral fixation with kai parker

— steve harrington !

finally letting sub!steve cum

— eddie munson !

making eddie nervous

[byegonnagocrynow]

kai parker, kai parker and that fact that he's so touch starved that physical touch feels criminal now. kai parker and him cooking elaborate meals for himself, perhaps because nobody ever cared enough for him to make him his favourite meals. kai parker.

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Just thinking about Kai Parker. Reformed Sociopath. Asshole. Cryptid lover. There is no way on earth that post-prison world Kai would not have been pulling a Shane and Ryan if the Salavtores sorted themselves out. This guy is banging pots and pans in the Appalachia, trying to find the biggest baddest thing he can to siphon off, and no one can convince me otherwise. This is a professional clown boy. He's here to make the goat man his bitch and there's nothing any rational person can say about it that will stop him.

[1994converse]

thinking about kai as a kid, collecting all sorts of random oddities. feathers, crystals, fossils, and bones he found in the woods. a random ass rock he thought looked cool ... he'd stash them away in a wooden box under the floorboards in his dusty attic room where no one could find them. probably kept and tortured bugs in jars too

[boundbyeclipse]

another poll because i’m bored and yeah, i love polls 🫢 (all are fluff) two that will get the most votes will be the ones i’ll write! xo

[lcstpaths]

character stat framework

name: malachai parker. nickname(s): kai age: twenty-three ( physically ) + 54. birthdate: may 30th, 1972. species: heretic. gender: cis - male. preferred pronoun(s): he + him. romantic orientation: demi - romantic. sexual orientation: bi - sexual. parents: joshua + eveline parker. ( both deceased ) siblings: lucas, olivia, joey, josette, liam, emily, and erica parker. significant other(s): stefan salvatore ( verse dependent ), otherwise the mans doesn't like anyone generally. eye color(s): blue-grey. hair color(s): dark brown. body build: slim athletic, tall. height: 6'0.

tagged by: @salvatoraes