#kai parker blurb

[moremaybank]

thinkin so hard about kai who’s like ur secret boyfriend because there’s no way in hell you’re letting either of the salvatore’s know you’re with him while you’re a guest in their house, and he keeps sneaking in to your room at night despite the fact that your room is like a wall away from damon’s… pls

omg YES i'm so down for anything including kai (mdni)

"shhh, you gotta be quiet, princess." kai's hand covers your mouth, and he can feel you panting and whimpering from beneath his palm. "can't have the boys knowing what a greedy little slut you are for my cock, right? one scream, and damon will kick your naughty little ass to the curb." despite his words, he loves the thrill of risk, and his free hand comes down to work at your clit. "i mean, what would they think? seeing you fraternize with the enemy," he speaks, letting his cock massage your heated, slippery walls. you bite down on his hand, and he smirks, deciding to make things harder for you. he rocks into you with sharp and precise movements, hitting every spot inside of you deliciously. "such a bad girl. imagine if they found out you let me cum inside you every single night? they'd really know what a whore you are for me, then, huh?"

wow i lowkey might be slipping into a tiny kai era rn. roma, baby, look what you're doing to me

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[a-writer-on-elm-street]

Hope you are having a happy new year! Could you do a fic where Kai Parker and his reader gf are spending a cozy evening at home watching old black and white films. the leading man in the film spanks the woman and the reader thinks its sexist, but Kai says it would work for her. She pinches his nipple and in playful retaliation Kai bends her over his knee bares her bottom and spanks her. Reader is very turned on, Kai fakes outrage and spanks between her legs as well, she climaxes and as he cleans her up he tells her she's getting another spanking during the commercial break. please thank you.

pairing: kai x fem!reader

warnings: smut, spanking, fluff

a/n: thank you, i hope you're having a happy new year too!! thank you for the request, sorry this took so long😅 hope you enjoy!

"This is ridiculous." You scoff, shaking your head as you watch the monochrome images play out in front of you. "Like, how is that not sexist?"

Kai chuckles beside you, nudging you gently in the arm. "C'mon babe, he's only spanking her. It's hot."

"It's sexist." You affirm.

"Bet it'd work for you."

"Shut up!" You grin, feigning a gasp as you reach out and grab at his chest, managing to successfully pinch his nipple, earning a loud groan from him before he's pulling you over his lap.

"Now." He starts, releasing a heavy sigh as he tugs down your shorts, revealing your bare ass. "Let's put your claims to the test."

"Kai, come on. Let me up." You whine, wriggling in his grasp.

He just shakes his head, his palm hovering over your ass. "A-a-a. I'm very angry with you."

You can tell from his voice that he's only messing around, but you don't fail to notice the heat already beginning to pool between your legs as he brings down the first slap against your ass.

You gasp, your head jerking forward slightly as you continue to complain, although you're not sure how believable it is now. "Kai, please, I'm sorry, okay?"

"You're not getting away that easily." He replies, a sense of authority in his voice. "You've been a naughty girl. And naughty girls get punished."

Before you're even able to respond, you feel his palm connect with your skin again, a small gasp falling from your lips.

The movie is still playing on the TV but you're barely registering it now as Kai continues with your 'punishment'. Only after a couple more slaps, he pauses momentarily, and seconds later you feel his fingers connect with your pussy, your body jerking off his lap from the contact.

You fail to suppress a moan as he brings his hand down between your legs again, his fingers harshly slapping the sensitive flesh.

"Kai, Jesus--" You breathe out, heat creeping up your neck as he continues, an amused chuckle leaving his lips.

"You sure this won't work for you?" He asks, spanking you between your legs again. "Because you're soaked right now."

You can only respond with a quiet moan, your release already coming close.

Kai continues what he's doing, amusement still evident in his voice, and it isn't long before your release finally hits, fire exploding in your belly as you come.

And once he's satisfied, Kai finally lifts you off his lap, leaving you sitting next to him as he smirks at you.

"How about I clean you up and during the commercial break we try that again?" He suggests, his lips still twisted into a smug smile as he looks at you.

You can only offer him a weak nod as you attempt to control your breathing.

"Sexist my ass." He mumbles as he returns to watching the movie as though nothing ever happened.

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[sacharinee]

cute moments i imagine with peter pt. 2!

pairing: peter parker x reader

wc: 2006

a/n: hi guys!! thank u for the support on my last post - it means a lot to me :,) i dont rlly like this one but oh well. i swear these posts r supposed to be little blurbs but they keep writing out to be kinda long. anywaysss, i’d always imagine peter being the cutest when shopping with him. also peter is 100% a passenger princess and u cant convince me otherwise. this isnt my best work but im kinda tired of editing it so i hope u like it :(

part: I lll

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

“may, have you seen my good cologne?!” 

you straighten your outfit as you stand outside peter’s apartment, coming to pick him up for your little shopping date. you’re dressed in a pretty black skirt with sheer dark stockings and a fuzzy cardigan to keep you warm. you know peter loves your skirts.

“what good cologne?” “the one i bought two months ago? the one that smells nice?” “oh… i threw it out. happy used the rest of it before he took me out to dinner.”

you can already picture his pinched face in disgust and you chuckle at the thought of peter and happy using the same cologne.

you’ve barely knocked three times before peter opens the door, hair messy, pink cheeks, and a soft smile adorning his cute face. 

“hi baby, you look pretty,” he breathes out. you giggle at his appearance, “hi petey,” planting a sweet kiss on his cheek.

“oh my goodness, y/n? hi! i haven’t seen you around in a while, i missed you!” you see may peek her head behind your boyfriend, looking extremely excited to see you.

you open your mouth to greet her but get cut off when peter rushes out the door grabbing his coat, “kay see you later, may! love you!” he departs. you sneak a quick “bye!” to let her know you heard her.

peter grabs your hand and swings your laced hands together as you both walk down the dark hallway, “that was mean,” you tease. peter sighs back at you, “she would’ve made you stay and try her new meatloaf recipe, and trust me, you don’t want to try it.”

his comment makes you laugh. you guess he’s right, but may’s been a second mom to you ever since you can remember, and you’ve had your fair share of eating one of her meal disasters before.

“hold on,” peter pushes you into a small and secluded corner of the corridor, shielding you from looking at the rest of the view and only him. he looks a little nervous when he looks into your eyes, then down at your plump and inviting lips. your left-hand grabs onto his bicep, “what’re you-” he takes you by surprise, shutting you up quickly with a deprived kiss. his fingers are warm against your chilled face. his rough, calloused fingers graze your soft puffy cheeks and you lean deeper into him, tilting your head for more access. 

you feel his other hand snake around the small of your back, gently tugging you closer to him and your hand grips tighter against his flexed arm. your free hand trickles up the side of his neck feather-like, sending chills down his spine. only you can make his knees weak and leave him completely melted into a puddle with a single touch. it’s why he’s addicted to you. he craves how serene you cause him to be one minute, and then utterly captivated and haunted by you the next. 

his kiss was urgent and needy, one that was suppressed for days due to his absence from a previous mission. his hand moves from your cheek to your velvety hair, and his fingers travel behind your ear, delicately carding himself through your smooth strands. his mouth is hot on yours and his tongue sweeps slightly across your bottom lip, to which you eagerly responded by opening your mouth wider, inviting him. you hum into the kiss; you feel soft against him, silken and satiny. you’re too much for him. your blazing touch, your round lips, that sweet honey-like scent of yours, and that short skirt you wear- you make him dizzy. 

peter breaks off first, licking his lips and faintly panting; your foreheads rest against each other. a simple “missed you” with a shrug is all of an excuse he can muster up for you. you peck his lips gingerly, “i missed you too.” a shy smile graces his face and you think it’s wild how diffident he quickly gets after knocking the wind out of you. you snap out of whatever trance peter held you in and realize you really want to get going on your planned shopping date with him, “c’mon, it gets dark quickly.”

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

you and peter both make it to your car in the busy parking lot to which he walks a few steps before you, coming to your side of the car and opening the door for you. you laugh at his gesture and express an appreciative “thank you” before getting in. he’s been doing this for years and it never fails to make you all giddy inside. you think it’s the cutest thing ever, and it makes you laugh even more when you consider the fact that he’s riding in the passenger seat and he still makes romantic efforts for you. 

you drop your purse off in the backseat when peter enters and buckles in, then you start the car and pull out of the parking lot, off to your first destination. “so where we goin’?” he hooks up his phone to your bluetooth and plays music from your shared playlist.

“well, we could go to barnes and noble? i finished reading all the books on my list so i was thinking i could buy some more, and then we could get some food if you’re hungry.” “sure, y/n/n” he smiles at you. 

you originally wanted to make it a girl’s day with mj and betty; you figured it’d be nice to spend some time with your two other best friends. but once mj heard the word ‘shopping’ come out of your mouth, she immediately declined, claiming that she needed to study for an upcoming geology exam. you understood at first but then realized classes didn’t even start for another four weeks because of winter break. betty also had to decline when she got asked to babysit last minute. but you don’t mind peter tagging along instead, in fact, you prefer it. you’ve been separated for quite some time since he went away on that big mission. 

back when you and peter were both 16, he got his license a full month before you did. however, you were the one that got a car first, a hand-me-down, which was gifted to you by your parents when you turned 17. so for the next two years, you’d arrive at peter’s apartment before school, pick him up, and carpool together. 

you don’t mind it though, you like driving. peter once confessed to you that being in the driver’s seat makes him a little anxious and causes his senses to go a little haywire, especially driving in new york. ever since then, peter prefers to be your little passenger princess, bringing you coffee or bagels from delmar’s deli as a thank you.

so you enjoy doing the little things for peter. you like making his life easier any way you can. 

usually, when you’re out running errands or going to the mall, peter rarely has time to go with you. because of his part-time job as spider-man, it takes a big chunk of his freedom away from hanging around with you. but the second he does, he’ll drop whatever he’s doing to be with you. and today is one of those days.

“okay, we’re here!” the beloved bookstore could almost be considered your second home, seeing as the amount of time you spend here is excessive. you reach out for your purse in the backseat, turn off the engine, and open your car door. it barely even opens a few inches when it forcefully shuts back on you. peter’s staring right at you through the window with a blank expression and pursed lips. all you can offer is a look of shock and confusion. he waits a few seconds before opening the car door for you with a bashful smile forming on his face. 

you gape at him in bewilderment as you shriek with laughter, “what the- what is wrong with you!?” peter’s no better, laughing back at you and grabbing your hand to pull you out of the car.

“y- your face! oh my god,” he pretends to wipe a tear from his eye. you roll your eyes and shake your head at his antics, “i can’t stand you.”

when you enter the store, your loud banter outside is a stark contrast to the environment inside. it’s quiet and reserved, people are consumed in a different reality as they flip through the pages of the book they curiously selected. 

“let’s go over here.” you drag him into the romance section, requesting him to have his arms outward parallel to each other. for the next ten minutes, peter follows you around like a lost puppy, carrying your large stack of books while you give a brief description of every novel you pick up. he thinks it’s adorable how excited you get about the littlest things.

“ooh! this one is my favorite type of trope,” you pick out another book and whisper the next words that come out of your mouth, “it’s a mafia romance.” you watch his face contort into disgust and confusion, “ew, why would anyone want to date a mobster, that’s so dangerous. they’re so risky.” he shakes his head in distaste. you snort back at him, “why do you think i’m with you?” peter immediately frowns back at you, “hey!”

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you take some time with your boyfriend to sort through the books that you’re thinking of purchasing. peter wasn’t much help, every time you’d ask for his opinion on a book, he’d mumble the same “yea, i like that one” or “that’s a nice book.” nevertheless, you narrow your choices down to three novels, and head down to the registers to check out. 

once hearing your total, you shuffle your wallet out of your purse to pay, only to immediately hear the transaction go through successfully. confusion paints your face until you look at peter shoving his phone into his back pocket and grabbing your stack of books, “we don’t need the receipt, thank you,” and he’s off. 

you rush to catch up with him. “peter,” you groan, “why would you do that? you didn’t have to pay for my books.” “i know” is all he says. you instantly feel bad. although you appreciate peter doing sweet things like this for you, you’re always against him spending his money on you like that. 

he’s by the exit when peter realizes you’re still standing near the end of the registers. he walks back up to you, “baby, it’s no big deal, really. i haven’t seen you in a while. i wanted to do something nice for you.” his eyes are genuine when he offers a small shrug. you mirror peter’s blushing smile.

“thank you.” his eyes crinkle when you plant a kiss on the corner of his mouth. “at least let me buy you a latte.” you tug at peter’s hand and he lets you drag him to the connected starbucks. “you sit,” urging him to take a seat in the seating area. you don’t trust him to come up with you to registers anymore. when you place your order, you remember you still own a gift card with leftover credit from the cafe and you hand it to the cashier, deciding to use it after glancing at the expiration date. you turn back to your boyfriend, watching him flip through your chosen books. 

when the baristas call out your name, you happily take the drink, giving it to peter, and taking his hand to lead yourselves back to the car. he takes a sip of his latte and raises his brows in contentment, “you still remember my order?” “course i do, it’s the same as always.”

you’re buckling yourself in and starting the car when he takes another sip of his hot milk coffee, “did you really buy my drink with a leftover gift card?” your shocked face tinges in embarrassment and you look back at his raised eyebrow and smug smile.

“what, it expires today!”

[oncasette]

thank you guys so so much for 2.5k! i’ve deffo been a lil absent from tumblr recently but i’m so glad so many of you have decided to stick around w me! i want to leave this open while i’m a lil busy so that i’ll have something to keep me motivated the next week & a half! so please, feel so free to spam my inbox!! open until may 13!

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[naranjapetrificada]

Academic excerpts as a framing device

So in the ask game I've been enjoying today, @piratecaptainscaptainpirates asked an interesting bonus question about the academic blurbs I've been including at the start of each chapter of From the Firmament that I started answering on that post, but things quickly go long enough to merit their own post so here it is! The question (as such) was:

(also, I was just re-reading From the Firmament and I will never be over the academic article excerpts. They're just such a neat and fun inclusion! I'd love to hear about your process while writing them, how you go about working them in with each chapter's themes, etc.)

Whatever specific idea that spawned the fic itself is now lost to the vicissitudes of ADHD memory, but it was born in the context of a lot of Thinking About Tropes in ways that were new to me at the time. In particular I was interested in a different first meeting, specifically one that involved Stede actually visiting the Queen Anne or being taken captive by the QAR crew, and Ed having to react to Stede under those circumstances.

I started playing with a draft in that vein that I'm going to come back to at some point, but the other trope I got really interested in (both as a reader of fic and also just like, intellectually) was arranged marriage. Basically every version of that I could imagine required an entirely different world than the canon one, and once I started casting about for the right circumstances I started thinking about history a lot.

The academic blurbs started as a worldbuilding crutch when I was first trying to get the fic together at the beginning, and it was easier to gather all that kind of information in a "just the facts" format when starting out. They started taking on a more concrete form when my thoughts about history intersected with 1) stuff I'd read before, 2) stuff I was reading at the time, and 3) a joke that got out away from me.

1) Two of my favorite novelists period are K.J. Parker (who I've mentioned at least once in the fic's notes) and Guy Gavriel Kay, both of whom are obsessed in their own ways with history in a way that come through in their fantasy work in interesting ways. Kay tends to straightforwardly mention in-world history and historians, without mentioning specific works but making a point to draw attention to the fact that he's speaking from outside of the characters' perspectives. Here is an example passage from Kay's Under Heaven, which is presented in its own separate section between character pov chapters:

It was said to be the case that the emperor's favourite wife, regarded by some later historians dangerously subtle and too influential, played a role in encouraging him to keep that agreement--with a view to securing Kitai's boundaries.

Meanwhile Parker, who includes the names of specific fictional works and specific fictional historians, is more likely to bring up history in the flow of the narrative, when at any time the next sentence could discuss history and/or in-world philosophy:

Saloninus, in the Exceptional Dialogues, speculates about the end of the world. Will it be a great sundering, the sky falling on the land, or a great inundation, the sea gradually rising until the last treetop is drowned, or a great fire, or—Wrong. The end of the world is like this, and a deaf man who couldn’t lipread wouldn’t even realise what had just happened.

I enjoy both of these approaches despite (or maybe because of) their differences, and when you've read as much of either author as I have this sticks with you.

2) at some point after I started playing with the idea that would become FtF and the draft of Chapter 1 coming together, I picked up Parker's Sixteen Ways to Defend A Walled City. One thing I really appreciate about both Kay and Parker is that they almost never tell their stories from the perspectives of rulers (with the occasional exceptions of rulers who began as commoners and are usually, like canon Blackbeard, some combination of bored, overwhelmed, and made miserable by their position at the top). Kay tends to alternate between a few main characters, with individual one-off outsider POV sections, while Parker tends to have several characters whose alternating perspectives cover the whole story. In either case those characters usually span the middle 3/4 of their given society, neither prince nor pauper. People who aren't starving but aren't wealthy, mid-level bureaucrats, low-ranking government officials, generals who we met as lower officers, etc. This was true of that novel, and helped me arrive where I did with Ed and Stede in my WIP's world (yes they're both high ranking, but neither is a ruler as such because that didn't interest me). I think looking at them in the canon world and realizing where I wanted to put them in the world I was building led to point #3:

3) "Wouldn't it be funny if Stede was accidentally incredibly influential?"

In some ways that question is a central question (and joke) in the show itself. Like, this guy shows up and starts doing things differently because he can't help but be who he is, and his desire for the world to be a better place then spreads beyond anyone's wildest dreams? And yeah Stede isn't the catalyst for the end of traditional piracy in the world (that's the British Empire, their culpability as represented by the death of Izzy "The Avatar of Traditional Piracy" Hands), but he is the catalyst for it on board the Revenge. And the place he was able to influence intersects with the wider world after a series of accidents and unlikely events, and even without season 3 (😢) we can see the way the world is changing now.

And how that got out of hand was I started thinking about contexts where accidentally becoming important to history would be the most unexpected (and therefore the funniest) and ended up at republican-era Rome. Something about the pomp and circumstance and veneration of it all, and then here's my favorite little guy with his inherent kindness and autistic whimsy, ready to turn everything on its head.

And from there: the blurbs just became a means to an end and the best way to draw attention to that joke. I couldn't stop imagining people talking about Stede Bonnet the way they do about Rome and laughing about it, so here we are.

As for your process questions: I tend to write them on their own, whenever a given topic seems interesting or like something that could fit into the world. The blurb in chapter one kind of just sets the stage for things, but when I first wrote it it was significantly longer and was much more about the documents cache it mentions, because at the time I was thinking about historical document preservation. Since it needed to be much shorter and kick things off I just reshaped what I had to serve my purpose. I do still have plans to incorporate the rest of it later!

The second one came from thinking about Edward "Daddy Issues" Teach's relationship with violence and how having a father who is different from canon was still going to allow violence and daddy issues to still intersect. The idea for the arrows it describes is lovingly (if shamelessly) borrowed from the Parker book I mentioned above, in an attempt to create a situation where Ed could still have (misguided) ideas about the capacity for violence being something inherent about a person.

Lastly, I'll say that while I'm not intending the opening blurbs as obvious statements of purpose for the chapters that followed, they do fulfill a worldbuilding purpose relevant to where they show up in the story. So the first one is, by necessity, an introduction, and the second one is both meant to inform and remind everyone of the bad blood that exists between the parties trying to bridge the gap between them with the marriage. I won't say yet what the third one is but I will say that I've foundered way too long working on Chapter 3 because I didn't immediately establish which one I wanted to open the chapter with. So they're important scaffolding, important worldbuilding, and in the way of worldbuilding they'll be relevant to later things when those things come up.

Thank you so much for asking this question, it was super fun and helpful to nail all of this stuff down like this and get it out of my head!

[rainforest-daisies]

100 follower/Christmas event!

Request a blurb with a character and prompt number!

Characters I will be writing for:

Marvel:

Natasha romanoff

Steve Rogers

Peter parker

Wanda maximoff

Bucky Barnes

Kate bishop(No smut)

Yelena belova(No smut)

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Hermione granger

Ron Weasley

Weasley twins

Ginny weasley(No smut)

Neville longbottom

Luna lovegood(No smut)

(Young)Remus lupin

(Young)James potter

(Young)Sirius black

(Young)regulus black

DSMP(No smut):

Wilbur soot

Karl jacobs

Niki nihachu

Quackity

Stranger things:

Eleven(No smut)

Max mayfield(No smut)

Steve Harrington

Robin Buckley

Mike wheeler(No smut)

Will byers(No smut)

Eddie munson

Nancy wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Jim hopper(No smut)

Cobra kai:

Danny larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Sam larusso

Robby keene

Eli moskowitz/hawk

Miguel Diaz

Tory nichols

Devon lee(No smut)

Kenny Payne(No smut)

Anthony larusso(No smut)

American horror story:

Tate langdon/kit walker/Kyle spencer

Violet Harmon/zoe benson

Misty day/Nora Montgomery

Grace Bertrand(No smut)

Cordelia Goode/Lana winters(No smut)

HSMTMTS:

Ricky bowen

Nini Salazar-roberts

Gina porter(No smut)

E.J. caswell

Ashlyn caswell(No smut)

Big red(No smut)

Enola Holmes:

Enola holmes

Viscount Tewksbury

Sherlock Holmes

William Lyon

Sarah/cicely(No smut)

Wednesday:

Wednesday Addams(No smut)

Xavier Thorpe

Enid Sinclair(No smut)

Tyler galpin

Bianca barclay

Ajax petropolus

(Young) Gomez Addams

(Young) morticia frump

Fluff prompts:

1. “Look! It’s snowing!”

2. “Why are you wearing my sweater?”

3. “Hun, We’re not putting the tree up. It’s November.”

4. “Hey, look, mistletoe!”

5. “Don’t eat those cookies! They’re for Santa!”

6. “I cant believe you just slipped on ice-”

7. “Can we please get hot chocolate?!”

8. “So were just snowed in??”

9. “This is just what I wanted, thank you!”

10. “How do you hate Christmas!? It’s the best holiday!”

11. “Give me my mittens back!” “Come take them!”

12. “I cant reach the Christmas lights..”

13. “Why are all the gifts in paper bags?” “The cat/dog chewed up the wrapping paper…”

Angst prompts:

1. “Nice job, you ruined Christmas.”

2. “I cant believe you wont be home for Christmas Eve.”

3. “What do you mean, the flight was canceled?”

4. “Stop calling me, you’re making me loose Christmas spirit.”

5. “That eggnog had some rotten eggs in it huh…”

6. “I should have never bought you that gift.”

7. “Don’t touch me.”

8. “It’s cold out here, I’m leaving.”

9. “Just take me home.” *car breaks down*

10. “A gift isnt going to fix this.”

Smut prompts:

1. “Keep acting like that, and you’ll end up on the naughty list.”

2. “Stop throwing snowballs at me.” “Why don’t you come over here and make me?”

3. “You Sure you’re not hot with all those clothes on?”

4. “I could help warm you up…”

5. “Your cheeks are so warm…did I get you flustered?”

6. “You look great in that Mrs. Clause costume, hun.”

7. “You poor thing…you’re quivering..”

8. “Ready for your gift now? *Pulls out handcuffs*”

9. “Hun, I can see through your shirt…”

10. “I didn’t know this movie was rated R…”

11. “Is that a mistletoe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

[rxreid]

rory’s introduction * ˚ ✦

hey! i’m rory! here on my tumblr account, you can find my writings for various fandoms, which i’ll soon compile into masterlists. i currently reside in the english countryside, and my pronouns are she/her! i enjoy english literature, history, and cinematography. also!! my username is a pun on both my name and spencer reid’s last name - rory + reid = roreid :).

currently watching: criminal minds season 8

most recent fic: riding kai’s clown mask (nsfw)

ongoing event: rory’s christmas event

requests * ˚ ✦

blurb requests: open

fic requests: open

matchup requests: open on nov 1st 2022

my faves * ˚ ✦

blue = i write about

bold = ultimate fave

↠ shows: criminal minds, american horror story, the walking dead, game of thrones, how i met your mother, gossip girl.

↠ movies: american animals, beautiful boy, she’s the man, the fundamentals of caring, 500 days of summer, kingsman.

↠ characters: spencer reid, aaron hotchner, derek morgan, kit walker, misty day, peter parker, yelena belova, rosita espinosa, rick grimes, glenn rhee, maggie rhee, robin scherbatsky, barney stinson, nate archibald.

↠ people: evan peters, matthew gray gubler, steven yeun, tom holland, my mutuals!!

↠ songs: the comfort of a laughter track - roar , i know it’s over - the smiths , watching him fade away - mac demarco , everyone adores you (at least i do) - matt maltese.

↠ books: the secret history - donna tartt, all the bright places - jennifer niven.

details about my writings * ˚ ✦

i write for almost every character played by evan peters, including american horror story ones, and excluding smut for tate langdon, kyle spencer, and his other underage characters.

i write for most of the criminal minds team, excluding ones who enter beyond season seven, as i have yet to be introduced to them.

i write for a large percentage of the marvel characters, excluding tony stark, clint barton, and peter quill, and i will not write smut for minors such as peter parker.

i write for a large percentage of the arrowverse characters, but only upon request.

i will not write sexual content depicting minors.

i will not write anything depicting r@pe, abuse, racism, or homophobia towards the reader/other characters. the only occasion in which any of the stated may be depicted is in fictions that centre around law enforcement characters and their attendance at, or job surrounding, a crime scene, such as criminal minds.

if you wish to be added to my general taglist, please send an ask! in the meantime, i will be compiling a google form for this.

[last updated - 02/11/22]

[ouralcohol]

alch asks

kay, I've never done asks.. but ask anyway? i write for top gun and andrew garfield's peter parker/spider-man... i promise i write, I'm just a turtle, but i figure if i do blurbs of certain things, then maybe I can be a wee bit faster. though quality over quantity no? I'm dipping my toes in the pool!

[sparklefxck]

“PSYCHO KILLER…!”

↣ what i write for: fluff, angst, smut ( i’m still very intermediate though💀), blurbs, headcanons, platonic!reader, dr scenarios

↣ who i write for:

matt murdock, wayne mccullough, frank castle (platonic!reader only), kai parker, jacaerys valeryon, glenn rhee, jj maybank, chad meeks, randy meeks, finnick odair, miguel o’hara, erik lensherr, eddie munson, dave lizewski, peter parker, brian o’conner,robb stark, bucky barnes, winston scott + and many more!

↣ what i won’t write for: dark romance/dark themes, (g)rape, s/a, domestic violence, any form !ncest, p3dophilia, dub-con, cnc, somnophilia, anything with human waste, butt stuff, toxic relationships, ddlg, shows or movies i’ve never watched

* please do not give me a suggestion that you have already given to someone else

* no rushing please! i have a life too babe

* send one request at a time, do not put multiple in one request and don’t be afraid to be specific

[frogtape2]

• Masterlist•

Hawkins, Indiana

Eddie Munson:

Coming soon

Steve Harrington:

Coming soon

Gareth Emerson:

Blurbs:

Modern!Gareth Emerson 

Modern!Gareth Emerson Pt. 2 

Portland, Oregon

Kai Parker: 1994

Coming soon

[moremaybank]

𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 kai has an oral fixation. like i just know that bitch is always chewing on something—usually plastic.

𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎’𝐒 𝐁𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

no i so agree. when he gets drinks from fast food places he's chewing on the plastic straw or the drawstrings of his hoodies. if not plastic, he's always vying for a piece of gum, or biting his fingernails. he'll eat a popsicle or a lollypop and chew or suck on the sticks when they're done. sometimes when he has an empty wrapper from a candy bar or something in his hands, he'll brush it against his lips. other times, he'll bite you. your fingers and knuckles when your hand is in his. your shoulders, your cheeks. he'll suck on your boobs, even if he's just bored. his mouth just always needs to be occupied (lol).

concepts

[a-writer-on-elm-street]

Kai Parker ~ Masterlist

Fluff = ♡

Angst = □

Hurt/Comfort = ☆

Smut = ♧

Other = ◇

Oneshots

Untitled ♧

[Main Masterlist]

[dargeereads]

Title: Black Light: Roulette Finale

A Black Light Series Boxset

Publisher: Black Collar Press

Genre: Contemporary BDSM Romance

Release Date: February 7, 2023

BLURB

Twelve couples. Four hard limits. Three hours of dirty fun.

Black Light returns for a final time with a sizzling night of Valentine Roulette and twelve very naughty — and very hot — NEW stories from your favorite BDSM authors. It's West Coast vs. East Coast once again as the rivalry between the clubs continues with a secret bet between two arrogant Dungeon Masters, but when their plans get discovered... it won't just be these daring couples who are risking it all! With hearts and egos on the line, can the magic of the roulette wheel bring a few more Valentine's miracles to Black Light? Or will this thrilling finale end in catastrophe? Dive into this tantalizing collection to find out! Featuring stories from: Jennifer Bene, Livia Grant, Measha Stone, Lila Dubois, Golden Angel, Claire Thompson, Samantha A. Cole, Eden Bradley, Pepper North, Becca Jameson, Stella Moore, and Kay Elle Parker.

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PARTICIPATING AUTHORS

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MEASHA STONE

LILA DUBOIS

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CLAIRE THOMPSON

SAMANTHA A. COLE

EDEN BRADLEY

PEPPER NORTH

BECCA JAMESON

STELLA MOORE

KAY ELLE PARKER

[wrenniebaby]

🚬 ehehehe with kai please thank u angel *mwah*

@saintsinnereject since you also asked for him.

shut me up, mindless self indulgence. love me dead, ludo. meant to be yours, heathers musical. devil’s backbone, the civil wars. favorite crime, olivia rodrigo.

the two of you giggled as you ran away, another building in mystic falls burning to a crisp. kai had the bright idea to become serial arsonists, and the idea alone had you excited, always having been a pyromaniac. you kissed in front of the burning flames of yet another historical building. kai getting the most fun out of those types of burning buildings. he was always wanting another source of serotonin.

and as per usual, this lead you two back to the motel you were hiding in, yet it was different this time. the fire now laid in your lover’s eyes as they passed over you. next moment you knew you were being slammed against a wall with kai’s weight. his mouth ho and hungry, kissing you like you were his oxygen, like it was the last time he’d every taste you. within moments, he was stripping you down next to nothing.

his teeth angrily marking your neck, collarbones, and chest. his hands showered every inch of your body, as if he was afraid he would forget the warmth that filled him at the touch of you. “i’m gonna ruin you,” his voice was low and gravely and you’d swear you could melt in his arms.

[buckysboobs]

Damaged Finds Damaged

- kai parker x female!oc

//When the mystic falls gang fails to prove that she holds value to any of them, Sarah teams up with the enemy to lead them to their demise//

Prologue

Her head throbbed with pain and heart pounded fast against her chest— she tried to force the bars apart but they were magically chained. She felt weak and vulnerable. She had no help. She hadn't fed straight from the vein in three weeks. The vervain had drained her of most of her energy.

She heard him enter, his sneakers slightly rubbing against the floor with each step. He was limping. She was pleased to find that she had managed to cause him atleast a little bit of pain.

He stopped right in front of her, holding a blood bag. "Hey sleepyhead." He greeted, passing it through the space between the bars. "You remind me of me... when I lived with my family." He told her, crouching down.

Her eyes turned yellow and purple-black veins appeared under them as she desperately chugged down the blood. "When I get out.." she breathed, her voice croaking a little, "I'm going to love ripping you apart and hearing you scream."

He chuckled at her before tugging at his bottom lip with his fingers, something that he did quite often, she noticed. "You sound so much like me. Which is probably why I like you so much."

She grit her teeth, nostrils flaring and nose turning red. No man had the audacity to talk to her like that, or keep her hostage. She had promised herself that after the way her father treated her, she wouldn't let any other man mistreat her again.

This motherfucker couldn't seem to take a hint.

"I'm sorry." He said suddenly. She opened her eyes to look at him, puzzled. "Surprised?" he smiled at her, properly sitting down cross legged on the floor. "I went through your history and stuff. I thought I was doing the right thing, using you as bait."

She scoffed, glancing down at her feet.

"I should have known that they were selfish people. That they didn't care about you."

Her head snapped up, heart clenching a little.

"I'm sorry, I really had thought they would come to save you."

She swallowed hard, eyes burning because he was right. They didn't give a fuck about her. They didn't come to save her. They probably didn't even care that she hadn't shown up in 3 weeks. They had their close little gang with their pretentious friends. Kai holding her hostage had only proved her right.

"Why are you telling me all this?" She questioned, clenching her jaw.

"I don't know if you see it, but I feel this weird..." he used his hands to gesture at something, "...chemistry between us. You're powerful, i'm powerful. They hate you, they hate me. You could use a witch, I could use a hybrid. I could use a few friends. Friends with potential."

"Funny way of showing it." she spat bitterly, wiping the blood off her chin with the back of her hand.

"I'll make a few promises if you do the same." He said, atlast. "So tell me, Sarah... feel like making a deal with the devil?"

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so i thought of sharing the bit that i had written for my new fanfic and if you guys like it i might start posting here! hehe

let me know if i should make a taglist

[malachaiparkerimagines]

cockwarming with kai

in which Kai can’t sleep because you’re too far away

it was gone 3am when you awoke to kai desperately pulling you closer to him. small grunts emanated from him as he wiggled around in an attempt to get comfortable, all of his attempts evidently failing. 

“kai?” you mumbled under your breath, turning to face his restless form that was barely visible in the darkness. your eyes quickly adjusted to the light and you could recognise the dark circles under his eyes. 

“can’t sleep.” he mumbled, his arm pulling you tighter into his chest than before, your chest pressing firmly into his. you could feel his heart pounding in his chest and beads of sweat were running down his forehead. 

“hey, what’s wrong?” you whispered, his eyes finally meeting yours. 

“just can’t get comfortable, want you as close as possible.” he murmured, his words tired and slurred. you were practically laying on top of him at this point yet he still felt like you were too far away.

he wasn’t sure what made him feel this way, usually having you sleeping next to him was enough to make him sleep happily. tonight, however, he’d been tugging you closer and yet nothing felt close enough.

you knew what he meant, feeling like there was a huge distance despite him being only a few inches from you and nights were the worst. you’d never awoken kai when you felt like that but his neediness far outweighed yours.

“can i try something? it might help.” you asked, he instantly nodded, clearly trying to seek any way to make this feeling go away. 

you reached down between the two of you, his grip loosening slightly, and pushed his boxers down his legs slightly revealing his length. you pushed your underwear to the side and slowly sunk down on him. 

it was awkward at first, the lack of arousal making it slightly more difficult and uncomfortable. however, after a few moments, it was comfortable and you felt fuller, closer.

“better?”

“so much better.” he mumbled, his heart instantly slowing down and his grip on you wasn’t as tight as before. 

it wasn’t long before you both fell asleep, still connected. 

you woke up hours later, the sun streamed in through the windows and you realised you still hadn’t moved from your position. his cock was still firmly inside you but it was different.

you were no stranger to kai’s morning wood, you’d woken up endless times to it pressing into your back or ass. you’d never expected to wake up with his morning boner already inside you. kai was still fast asleep, the sun accentuating his features and leaving a brilliant glow. 

you wiggled slightly, attempting to escape his grasp before he woke up but he only pulled you tighter, his eyes fluttering open. 

“morning beautiful.”

you leaned your forearms on his chest in an attempt to sit up slightly, a warm smile on his face as he looked up at you. however, in your attempts to move kai’s length had slid out of you slightly, which kai quickly corrected by thrusting up into you.

“fuck.” you mumbled, your head instantly collapsing back into his chest with a moan. you were surprised at how easily kai had pushed into you but having kai inside you for hours on end was enough to make you aroused. 

“this ok?” he mumbled, his hips slowly pushing up into you, making sure not to go too fast until you’d said yes. it took you less than a second to nod your head against his chest and that was all the reassurance he needed. 

his hands slid down onto your hips, gripping them tightly through the t-shirt of his that you’d decided to steal. he slowly began to thrust up into you, using his grip on your hips to help the movements. his cock easily slid in and out of you, your arousal coating him and dripped down his length.

“always so tight for me baby,” he grunted, his words only making your arousal grow. moans spilled from you as you desperately ground down to meet his movements, his cock filling you perfectly.

his hand reached around to your front, tapping your clit with his finger a couple times before rubbing circular motions into it. 

“you fill me up so good.” you moaned, meeting each of his thrusts and watching as he threw his head back, groans and grunts echoing from the back of his throat. “i’m gonna cum.”

he instantly made eye contact, his thrusts growing deeper and harder as he attempted to push you through your orgasm. kai loved to watch your face as he completely ruined you and this was quickly fulfilled as your face contorted in pleasure as you came, your body spasming as arousal washed over his cock. 

it was a matter of seconds before he came, warm spurts of cum erupting deep inside you causing you to let out another moan of pleasure. you collapsed completely on top of him, his chest heaving beneath you. 

just as you were about to slide off him he held you down, his cock still deep inside you. “don’t move.”

you looked up at him, his eyes still dark but still slightly tired and puffy.

“go back to sleep, don’t want my cum to slip out of your pretty pussy.” he mumbled, his head lolling back as his eyes fluttered shut.

without another word, you laid your head onto his chest and attempted to fall asleep, his warmth still deeply inside you.