#kai is a stupid guy~

[chisfics]

what the fck is this man on.. 😭😭😭😭

[seedsofmordor]

how does he look so gorgeous just. standing there

[urjustaguyonahorse]

pls for the love of all things holy why didn't johnny get creative directive over miagi dos gis my jacked af crew DESERVED TO HAVE FULL SHOULDERS OUT

[jesterjesteringjesterly]

My favourite delusion

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

If I could be arsed to learn how to edit videos and had some kind of mic, I would 110% make a two part video essay series on the politics of Jurassic World because MY GOD, there's so much to dissect.

The first part would be about how the park is the epitome of neoliberal futurism for techbros, including the way the park so easily falls apart though I doubt that aspect is purposeful. Everything is aesthetic first and function second, and we can't possibly use any of the reliable infrastructure we've already come up with because a train is not gonna get us to Mars, but a monorail might.

And the second would be about the buckwild terrible gender politics going on. The movie is deeply unsympathetic to Claire seemingly because she's a woman who prioritised her career as it's both centre to her character arc and also an inciting event of one of the plots. Not to mention the whole Zara thing or the Owen and Claire thing or the stupid "him, I meant him, line. The movie is rife with misogyny, but it feels like that specific misogyny was isekaied over from backlash to second wave feminism.

I could talk about it all for so long because in a way, it feels like a perfect time capsule for 2015. Back when people took Claire running in heels to be this feminist statement to be made fun of and not just a deeply misogynistic movie trying to sell you feminism. And back when Elon Musk managed to get away with his "I'm the real life Iron Man" shit, and people believed he was smart and all his plans would come to fruition. 2015 was a great time to be a tech bro in Silicon Valley with people just throwing money at all your fake promises.

Yeah. See. This is what I mean when I say I could talk about it forever.

[kindaasrikal]

Do you think Kai’s room is filled with random flammable spray bottles or do you think the ninja have to hide them away from him so the monastery doesn’t go kaboom again

[joe-fuckingtwice-toye]

my soul lives to pay compliments, but i'm afraid to write to everyone individually, so here the thing: i want to thank each of you who makes gifs, edits, writes fanfiction, searches for information about real veterans, finds bts photos, those who draw, makes memes, and especially those who just share their thoughts. whether it's thoughts about a character (silly or serious) or an episode, about a great shot, about your feelings about this or that occasion, or just your comments, y'know. i just adore you and your beautiful minds. and you have an amazing mind. and if you don't have anyone to tell you that, then i'll tell you 'cause it's true. you are helping me get through these days and i will try to help you with it too.

[binaryboyfriendsblog2]

hypothetically if i said I didn’t like how they handled trauma in ck what would yall do about it

[shxwstxpper]

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

betty is the worst song on folklore. i said what i said

[academicgangster]

My new favourite thing is finding pictures of characters in suits (or something like suits) so they can be the Bugs Bunny meme

bonus:

[m0e-ru]

who wants to talk about why the izanamis for some reason are just like the izanagis

[pastriibunz]

✝️

Please I beg of thee

✝️: Abstinence Camp

Kai in AC is so stupid and it’s gonna be hella canon divergent I can already tell 😭

nyways TIDBIT TIME!!!!

There’s gonna be a stupid side plot where fuckin Boy Jerry tries adopting Kai cause she mistook him for Paul and called him dad once. Funny thing is, Kai has no clue who the fuck he is-

[minty-bubblegum]

TGANKS TO THIS GUY @dadofdisappointment I ACTUALLY DID SHIT TODAY AND DIDN'T SKIP SHOUT-OUT TO TBE SILLY DUDE HE DERSERVES A GOLD MEDAL FOR HUMAN SERVICES

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

Vash’s Complicity in the Big Fall

This isn’t so much a theory or speculation as a “wouldn’t it be cool/fucked up if” kind of post. Trigun is ripe for that kind of thing. This post is brought to you by: insomnia. Insomnia! Help, I can’t fucking sleep! In Trigun Stampede, during the Big Fall, Nai says Vash is his accomplice because he gave Nai the access codes he needed to engineer the disaster. As Vash is running away from the dying humans and his visions of the dead chasing him, Vash says something along the lines of “I didn’t know this would happen!” So why did Vash give Nai the codes, and what did he think *would* happen? Wouldn’t it be cool/fucked up if Vash knew Nai was planning to kill humans, but only the ones who hurt Tesla? I’m sure they could get a list of the main crew/scientific staff aboard, and even if Rem didn’t say who was responsible, they could probably make some educated guesses. The scientists would’ve been back in cold sleep, hell, if they knew the names Vash could’ve probably even pointed out which pods were theirs. So maybe Nai says to his brother, sure Rem loves us, but not all humans will. We need to keep ourselves safe, keep all future Independents safe. What if we just manufactured some malfunctions in the cold sleep pods? It probably won’t even hurt. Then only the bad ones will be dead and we’ll all be safe. Doesn’t that sound fair? And maybe Vash thinks, I don’t like it but Nai isn’t wrong. What happened was terrible but Rem promised it would never happen again, and he still has faith in her. Maybe he says no at first, then Nai keeps asking and asking, until in a moment of weakness or doubt Vash gives in. It’ll just be the few who hurt Tesla, and Nai will do the deed because Vash can’t bring himself to be a direct part of it, no matter how monstrous those people might have been. So he gives his brother the access codes that will let him manipulate the ship’s computer/controls/whatever, and looks the other way. Then the ships crash and so, so many people die, and not just the ones who experimented on Tesla. All those people whose names and faces Vash learned and tried to keep company in their sleep, crushed and burned alive. “You’re my accomplice!” Nai tells Vash, because by giving Nai those codes, Vash chose to help his brother murder humans. The only thing Vash didn’t know was the sheer scale of his plan.

For the rest of his life, Vash refuses to kill anyone, even the most unrepentant of monsters, because the lesson he learned was that if he condemned those he believed were evil to die, then the innocent would die too.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"There is an innocent man in jail okay? He's the only one who knows how to fix my boat!"

Almost Paradise S02E03 A Fisherfolk Tale.