#kahl’s garrison

[soshinysochrome]

Had capacity remaining at drifter's camp and felt bad that Kahl and Co. were living entirely outside, so I made them a hut. (The roof is long enough that it covers the porch.)

(also for some reason my remaining capacity wasn't a multiple of 5, even if I took away the little eidolon wisp in the corner, and I have no idea what was causing it)

(also also I decided while taking screencaps that I preferred to put Gral's Thumper floof on the shelf rather than the Duviri flask, which is why the 3rd pic is different)

[adylote]

Kahl's Mission of this week

BROOOOO THE WOLF OF SATURN SIX APPEARED AS A STAGE BOSS!!! (Sorf of it?)

Gosh, I was so excited. I missed him so much!!! But AAAAH HE WAS WEARING THE VEIL my poor wolfy :(

[fatheroutlaw]

Guys, guys. Here me out. Chipper.

"I don't do special orders, princess. What you see is what you get."

"You can try it, sunshine, but you will not like where it goes."

[frameconfessions]

I think it’s silly that they removed archon shards from the Kahl ship effectively partially killing the replayability value of the game mode just so they could usher people over to the Entrati Labs mode for (I'm assuming) better play time metrics over there.

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[alteredsilicone]

viri went crazy delulu in duviri where she made puppet-clones of all her loved ones

and the thing is

she never wanted to return the zariman like the idea just made her sick to her stomach

but it turns out that her friends, iris pavel and ania, had manifested there similarly to the holdfasts

so in the end viri got some closure

[fennecfiree]

Headcanon dump from things I've said in my discorddd idk

Kyle is a picky eater

Gerald also used to play basketball when he was a kid

Sheila posted naked pictures of Kyle when he was a baby on Facebook 😭

Kenny wears way to much clothes to sleep (he gets cold rlly easily)

Kyles one of those ppl to use emojis like " 😂 🤣 🤬 🥺 😊🤩😫😳🫥" unironicly

Cartman is a furry but he still makes fun of curry's in comment sections (he's closeted

kyles mom tried to replicate krabby patties for kyles 10th vbirtgday (inpried by my mom she made the fnaf cupcakes for my 8th birtbhay)

Stan and Kyle are both good cooks, Kyle is good at baking since his mom taught him.

Stan can bbq ( autism be damned the boy can work a grill) he makes borgers for kahl

Sheila only thrift shops

Kyles favorite drink is strawberry milk or chocolate milk

Jimmy rlly likes sonic

stan writes songs about kyle but doesnt make it too obvious that its about him and shows them to kyle

Kyle has an online girlfriend on club penguin (she's a pretty pink penguin with a tutu he likes the sweet ones) 😭

Kyle is like 99% straight and just gay for stan (I just have this cuz I don't rlly see him as liking boys,,, but I love style)

Sheila forces Kyle to dress good, if she didn't Kyle would wear a Minecraft shirt

This one's kinda commen, but Red, Stan, and Craig are all cousins

Kyle loves farming games, his favorite think to do in Minecraft is farm

Mr garrison has autism and DID

Garrison likes craftingna lot, that's how he made mr hat when he was a kid .

[calystathebear]

How do you feel about the Entrati family?

Assuming you mean what's left of them on Deimos? My feelings are mixed. I feel for them, I do, however they're very... Orokin, and it shows.

I have a particular fondness for Kaelli, seeing her growing attachment to Kahl and the Garrison tells me she has potential for growth as a person. Though, I have a hard time believing all of her prejudice just evaporated. It's never that clean or simple. I don't dislike Grandmother, or Dagath, either. Her care for her family, the Vent Kids, and disdain for Anyo go a long way. It makes her more distinctly... Human, than Orokin. Her family can stand to learn from her, particularly Gomaitru even if through marriage, who I have nothing but disdain for. Kermerros is dangerous. While his curiosity and care for the wildlife of Deimos is admirable, he is still impulsive. He is the kind of scientist that would open Pandora's Box to see what happens. Vilcor... I feel bad for him, pure and simple. He deserved, and deserves better. I'm happy he at least seems amicable with his children now, but his wife? Gomaitru is everything wrong with the Orokin in one woman. I've spoken enough about Gomaitru. The hag could drop dead for all I care.

And, then we move on to Albrecht. It's hard for me to draw a solid conclusion, as I only know so much about him. There is a very mixed bag from everything I've unearthed so far. Though, he reminds me of Icarus. Just instead of the sun... We have that asshole in the walls.

[feneku]

Under a Million Blazing Stars - WIP

Warnings: None

Tags: Slight F!drifter/ordis if you tilt your head and squint, fluff, comfort, Post-Jade Shadows

Notes: I headcanon the Operator and Drifter merging into one being during TNW so the Drifter is generally referred to as the Operator in my fics. Set prior to Rescue Operation.

~800 words

The Operator stretched her arms over her head as she walked up the ramp out of the Orbiter. She breathed in the cool night air and looked up at the sky. It was a beautiful night, quiet and peaceful. She turned back toward the Orbiter for a moment, and thought she’d never get used to it being stashed away in a cave. Hell she didn’t think Ordis would be fine with it considering it was leaking water in multiple places. She smiled and hoped the small army of domestik drones she bought helped, if nothing else, it was funny watching them follow Ordis around when he wandered the ship in his drone body.

She looked up at the stars again and sighed, she didn’t come out here to stargaze or worry about the state of the Orbiter. She had something far more pressing to worry about.

As she moved through the camp she kept an eye out for her target. He wasn’t by the campfire, she poked around Kahl’s garrison, not there either. She frowned and hoped he hadn’t wandered off too far into the forest. She's sure he’d be fine, but still she worried. The Operator moved past Kahl’s garrison and walked down the small path further into the forest. It wasn’t until she had wandered into the small cave with an overlook that she spotted him.

“Ah!” She paused. Now that she had found him she was at a loss at how to handle this. She took a deep breath and recalled what he’d let slip out that afternoon.

"I am, as always, your- Ordan- Ordis." He’d called himself by his original name. One he’d tried so hard to hide from her. She knew she shouldn’t’ve pried, searched for his scattered memories, but after Granum’s ranting it was more or less out in the open now.

She slowly approached him. It seemed he was doing some stargazing of his own.

“Ordis?” She called out to him as she made her way over to him.

He jerked in shock, like she'd interrupted him deep in thought, “Operator! What are you doing- skulking around- walking around so late?”

The Operator looked past him at the moon slowly making its way across the sky. It wasn’t really that late.

“Looking for you, actually.” She said as she settled in next to him. “Mind if I join you?”

“Certainly! Ordis did not know the Operator enjoyed stargazing as well! It is a lovely night, isn't it?” He started babbling excitedly about the stars, the nighttime wildlife, and occasionally stopping to ask her thoughts. He always seemed to want to know what she was thinking.

After a short time had passed she decided it was now or never, and interrupted him, “Ordis? Can I give you a hug?”

“Of course, Operator.” The drone’s little head tilted quizzically. “Is something wrong?” His voice was tinged with concern for her. She smiled softly, he was still fussing over her after what had happened with the Stalker.

“Not exactly…” Not with me, at least. She thought as she wrapped her arms around him. “How have you been feeling lately, Ordis?”

“Ordis has been… Fine.” He said, a little too carefully.

Liar.

“I'm sorry, I know this is sudden but…Can we talk a little about what you said earlier?” She said as she braced herself for his response.

She felt his drone body jolt and he made to fly away, but it wasn’t an earnest attempt. She grimaced. She didn’t like trapping him like this, but one of them had to start this conversation at some point. Truthfully, if he really wanted to avoid it he could just disconnect from his drone body, she really didn't want to have to carry it back to the Orbiter though, it was heavier than it looked.

“That man is dead. Ordis is Ordis.”

She frowned and fought back some choice words about how that was absolute kavatshit. He's so insistent, so damn stubborn. It felt like the more he denied who he was the worse his “glitches” became. She worried for him.

“I understand.” She sighed, “I just want you to know I'm here for you, no matter what. Okay?” She felt him relax in her arms and wondered for a moment if he was going to disconnect and leave her here. There was a long silence before he responded.

“Thank you… Operator.” His response was quiet, soft. She held him just a little tighter. The drone body didn't have many sensors, but the gesture was appreciated nonetheless.

She watched the shattered moon slowly make its way across the sky. “The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?”

[fucksurass]

DEAD? Park!

Pt.3

Stan: Kenny...? You um-

Stan: Yesterday you were all... Weird? Now youre um.... Not..

Kyle: What hes trying to say is, What the hell happened after school yesterday because you actually look... Okay.

Stan: Yeah you dont look like a mess like after Pocket got here. You left insane and came back chillin. What happened?

Kenny: You mean apart from fucking Cartmans mom?

Cartman: WHAT KENNY- YOU- I HOPE YOU FALL ON YOUR POOR UGLY ASS-

Kenny: Im kidding! I read porn and imagined fucking her!

Cartman: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU DIRTY-

Kenny: And I said to myself, Im going crazy! No one died! Im just a little messed up right now because of stress! So I whipped out my weiner and started jacking it.

Cartman: Dear god, can Kenny please fall off his chair and bust his ass.

Kyle: Awe Kenny come on!!

Stan: Not what I wanted to hear today.

Kenny: What? At least im not acting crazy anymore. Id say this is normal.

Stan: ....

Cartman: ....

Kyle: ....

Kyle Cartman and Stan: Yeah hes got a point. Id believe it. Regular Kenny.

Kenny: Oh and those books arent gonna help you at all Stany boi. I suggest giving it up.

Stan: Come on dude... Let a man dream...

Kenny: Wendys probably a lesbian dude.

Kyle: Yeah she probably totally definitely is.

Stan: What...?

Kyle: Yeah... You should go for someone el-

Cartman: Faggot.

Kyle: Shut the fuck up Cartman!

Stan: Yeah! Wendys not a faggot! Im sure she'll come back. She always does...

Cartman: That went over your whole head, Stan.

Stan: What went over my head?

Kyle and Cartman: *face palm*

Mr. Garrison: Okay class.... Sadly and Unfortunately for me... Theres another.. New student-

Kenny: WAH thud! OW!!

Cartman: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA THANK YOU GOD

Ze Mole: Fuck god!

Kenny: Stop laug- ....Mole..?

Garrison: You know him?

Stan: All four of us do! Hey man!

Garrison: Thats cool. Anyway say hello to Christofeet- Chris- Christophne something or other or- Just call him Ze Mole.

Ze Mole: I have returned on behalf of Gregory. I wanted to ask if La Resistance lived on after I- er left... For.. War?

Pip: Hello Mole!

Ze Mole: Ah... You are here..

Cartman: Yeah we all hate Pip too dont worry.

Ze Mole: Sure.

Stan: Kenny? Oh not again... I swear..

Kyle: What- Oh...

Mr. Garrison: Can we please sit down? Im still teaching. Who else in here is gay?

Cartman: STAN AND KAH- OW KAHL WHAT THE FUCK

Ze Mole: ...Why are you looking at me like zat Kenny? Stop.

Pip: In a matter of seconds, dear Mole, Kenny well have assumed your death.

Ze Mole: How-

Kenny: Okay I am seriously fucking positive we WATCHED that guy die!

Stan: Come on Kenny! You were doing great!

Kyle: You almost had it then you blew it!

Kenny: We watched it happen guys! Cartman didnt turn off the alarm and he got attacked by guard dogs-

Ze Mole: I hate guard dogs... What a terrible way to die! Do not wish zat on me!!

*CLANG*

Cartman: Haha! Sick!

Stan: Oh my god! Ze Mole killed Kenny!

Kyle: You french bastard!

Mr. Garrison: Please be careful with that thi-

Ze Mole: Was my mozer careful when she shot me in my leg while I vas still in ze womb?!

Mr. Garrison: ...I guess not.

Craig: Dude sit down! You killed Kenny!

Red: Whos Kenny-

Ze Mole: Do not worry.

Ze Mole: Though he dies, La Resistance lives on.

Cartman: Nobody gives a crap about Las resilience! Lets all just wait for the rats to consume Kennys body so we can continue naming all the fags in the classroom.

Mr. Garrison: Lets all listen to the fat kid.

Clyde: Guys im not a faggot...

Pt. 2

Pt. 4

[kaiserouo]

What does Artifex think of Kahl the Grineer?

tbh idk, i never made them interact with each other in comics so i never really think it through. to be completely honest i don't have much thought or opinion about kahl himself so...

but i did set artifex to be the first enemy faction that joined my operator's team so i guess it's just more like a "oh there's others joining in. neat." maybe even spread his love about warframes (who doesn't love excalibur he looks like a bean), but that would be about the whole kahl's garrison and not just kahl himself.

btw since the whole kahl's garrison decided to set their camp on earth, artifex is still the only enemy faction on the orbiter... if you don't count caliban and other sentient related warframes i guess.

[soshinysochrome]

I wanna show y'all something special, since it seems people really liked my orbiter; if you take a slightly obscured path to the right of Kahl's Garrison, there's a trail that takes you down to an area with a cave and waterfall and some open space. That was where I decided to build my Drifter a cabin!

On an unrelated note, I'm really goddamned tired of Zariman missions.

(Some objects might be harder to recognize since, to improve performance while my PC is getting fixed, I turned off features like Enhanced Decals to improve game performance)

[thoughtfulrobot]

I would play an entire standalone game just about Kahl-175 and his garrison. I love the dynamic between Kahl and Daughter, I love Chipper, I love this game mode's different mechanics, I love the "found family" elements... I wish there was more than just 3 rotating missions

[drunk-on-starlight]

God what a show of trust Kahl garrison is though.

I'm not sure how many people used Drifters camp as their "home base," but for my Operator/Drifter? That's where their Orbiter is all the time. That's where their "physical" body is. Kahl of one of his buddies could have gone in and slit their throat at any point, and the only reason drifter/operator would have to believe he wouldn't is due to Kaelli's word.

Man.

[void-skoom]

Ay yo why did no one tell me you can actually explore the little area around the Drifter camp. I thought it only went up to Kahl's garrison.

Man I feel dumb.

Anyway have some scenery appreciation screenshots

[alteredsilicone]

Considering most of your ocs align with the Perrin Sequence, what do you think their views would be on the Steel Merridian and Arbiters of Hexis?

Thanks for the question!

Before I answer I'm gonna add a caveat that I see the Perrin-Meridian conflict less of them outright hating each other and more like them disagreeing with methods on how to achieve and uphold peace in the system, so their opposition to each other is not as hostile. That said, this answer will be long so I'm putting it under a cut.

Steel Meridian:

Drifter Virgo - she met some of them when she emerged in our timeline during the New War, at that point SM was forced to cooperate with Perrin and Loka to fight back Narmer and she got a good impression of them. Viri definitely is not a guerrilla fighter but she can respect people who are willing to 1) reject their birth-doctrine; 2) stand up for the little people.

Operator Artemis - she tried to join the Steel Meridian once but was kicked out for not listening to orders and being too rowdy, which pissed her off. She ran off to Rathuum and got stuck there as a top fighter. After the New War she joined Kahl's faction and also met some Steel Meridian fighters and even got complimented by Kressa herself, but at that point Artemis no longer wanted to "prove" herself and join the syndicate, so she rejected a re-invite to SM and stayed with Kahl's garrison.

Drifter Eir - Suda's doctrine is against destruction of any kind, SM is a bit too brutish for Eir's comfort. When going on missions with other operatives, he has had some negative experiences with SM who misunderstand Suda operatives interacting with colonists as "encroaching on their territories". Eir disagrees that frequent contact exposes them to danger, as Suda's protocols for syndicate-colonist communication maintain the highest levels of discretion. [Eir doesn't have to be right]

Arbiters of Hexis:

Drifter Virgo - she is not a fan of anything or anyone that lionizes the Tenno or Orokin or anything adjacent to that era and does not like the Arbiter's definition of "honor". Her Operator self implanted enough memories for Viri to understand that she wants nothing to do with Tenno honor or Orokin values.

Operator Artemis - she doesn't care about the Arbiters but the Arbiters would see her as a negative example of a Tenno that has lost her way and has become a vagabond and a mercenary, simply fighting for scraps. On that account Artemis does not have a favorable view of the Arbiters.

Drifter Eir - Cephalon Suda and the Arbiters of Hexis are allied syndicates, which is why they exchange information and work together often. Eir is amused by them, as he thinks the Arbiters have a bit of a mystical and naive view on the Tenno, that is, a lot more positive and romantic than the truth. On a personal note, he feels flattered when Hexis operatives compliment his Octavia prime Warframe. You have to commend good taste.

[worrywrite]

Anyone who grows up in the Drifter camp is bound to be part of a rising generation of hyper competent and well connected super soldiers.

Stalker drops the child off for Kahl to babysit. The Ostron orphans visit constantly, Nakak in particular. The Vent Kids have, despite being supposedly stuck in the penal colony, show up frequently and bug Chipper (who very angrily helps them build things children should not have access to, also teaches them new swears) and construct a k-drive corse. Kaeli is secretly in contact with the Mycona colony, and by extension Neewa, helping with infestation strain research. This connection inevitably lands Neewa visit the camp from time to time to socialize with her peer group and also help pass info around. The tenno also shows up from time to time to be a sort of awkward teenage role model for the children that keep finding shelter at the drifters camp. It seems like children from all the factions have sort of found their way there. The drifter, Kahl's garrison, Stalker, and Kaeli (via proxy) inevitably find themselves taking turn as large group sitters for the systems children. This makes the camp the target of a lot of greedy assholes, of course, but no one ever even gets close. Ordis has a sub-orbital defense array set up as soon as he realizes children are there and he is not letting kids get harmed or taken advantage of.

The result is, of course, the next generation of very capable people. One can only imagine the kinds of things they'll get up to.

I think that when Stalker goes out on assassinations, he leaves his kid with Kahl (because Kahl is possibly the most dutiful person he knows of in the entire system). And the entire time Kahl has them, he's just huddling around the child with a bunch of other grineer defectors going "look, brothers, a new little brother. When they are older we will teach them many things." Another grineer defector pipes up "like gatakata." "Yes, the grakata. And the blunt." "And the hellfire jetpack with homing missiles." "Slow down brother, that is very advanced." "No, look. It is smiling. It desires to take to the skies." "Ah, a smile... What's happening!? Brothers?!" *An eldritch ray of energy erupts from among the huddled grineer; this is shown as a wide pan out to Chipper, sitting on the other side of camp who is startled by the distant blast* "It yearns for beam weapons, brothers. We are not prepared."

Stalker returns, Kahl is reading a weapons system manual to the child in a fort made of blunts. There are at least six pieces of heavy armor plating swaddling the child. He lets out a long held breath. Everything is fine.