#kab!clown

[pearcethinks]

hey tumblr. i made a scythe

clownpierce scythe clownpierce scythe :3 calling all lifesteal smp enjoyers and kaboodle smp enjoyers and friend or foe enjoyers and CLOWNPIERCE ENJOYERS (all me)

[cephalomod]

Happy Halloween! Enjoy everyone’s favourite killer clown (and his bunny friend)

[eternalera]

more text posts because... im just bored okay?-

[mellohiizz]

📼 anon branching out for once... killerbunnies maybe? (kab and clown)

hello 📼 anon ^_^ anything for you, here's the silly creatures!!

[faela0]

Vodwatching yesterdays session from Kab’s perspective was so interesting because we don’t often see Kab and Clown interact on Lifesteal

What struck me the most was Kab’s dm to Clown ‘dont sacrifice yourself for them’, ‘they aren’t worth it’

It implies that Kab values Clown life over killing Mane which is crazy because she’s wanted him dead for months now, and shes asked for Clowns help with dealing with him before.

But “they” can be interpreted in two different ways: the Empire and the Blindfold bandits.

Don’t sacrifice yourself for the empire, helping them isn’t worth your life (It’s in a sort of superior way, like your life is more valuable than theirs, save yourself and get away before you die too)

or

Don’t sacrifice yourself for the empire, killing mane isn’t worth your life (In a concern type of way, I want to see you live more than I want to see Mane die)

The difference is very minimal but it speaks to how she views Clown, and either way the message remains the same - get out of there before you die like Zam.

Like it’s a small over minecraft chat interaction but it goes to show how much Kab cares and trusts Clown and gives insight into why she was so insistent that Clown would always have her back even when he wasn’t active on the sever. It’s obvious she cares for him a lot otherwise she wouldn’t have willingly sacrificed the opportunity to kill Mane out of concern for his life.

Question is, is it reciprocated? Kab obviously carries that strong bond she and Clown has into Lifesteal, and I would’ve expected Clown to not do the same so its surprising when earlier in the stream he straight up reveals his big plan to 1v3 them to her since he didn’t have anything to gain by telling her that. But ended up benefitting anyway since Kab offers to strike a deal with Sb for some god apples.

This entire conversation, they acted more like teammates than anything because they just have a weird almost unconditional trust in each other that doesn’t come with being just allies, which is important since we know that Clown is very willing to team with kab “once she proves herself”.

The notch apple thing also made me realise that Kab has a weird thing with helping people. She generally asks if she can help a lot (twice to clown in just one stream, and all those times shes asked Zam) and it’s such a striking difference how she treats Clown compared to how she treats Zam, who she imposes her help on, as opposed to Clown who she offers it to. Especially since she wants Zam to fufill that role of her protector that Clown is usually in.

This was just a bunch of yap lwk, but kab is interesting

[mcyteggs]

mapicc's dedication to protecting anyone hes fighting with, and people unable to protect themselves from stronger pvpers makes me wanna hurl he means so much to me

[its-tin]

Quick dump of my contributions to Lifestealtober so far (I am behinddd)

[freakinator]

thinking about kab and the thing about her i think is she knows just enough to keep herself safe Generally but not enough to really predict what would happen should something more... complicated??? unforeseen??? idk whats the right word to use but something not covered by someones reputation and/or vids happen, believe it or not this also affects her view of clownpierce (we'll get to that)

for example, mapicc has a reputation for being an violent, angry, & impulsive guy and nothing else which makes sense but is incredibly surface level and something that only really works if you dont have a lot of experience working with him

another is reddoons, his betrayal after the base incident while shocking is not unforeseen but his reputation as being a guy whos seen as being a reasonable person whos fairly loyal to his team made it seem like something he wouldnt do even tho it absolutely is

regarding how it affects her view of clown, since he isnt perfectly aligned with his reputation she instead pivots in the complete opposite direction and forgiving basically every crime he does even tho hes something much more mild and complicated than either his reputation or her view of him will ever be (think madonna-whore complex which is especially obvious when it comes to kabs vs woogies view of him)

another side effect of this Just Enough amount of knowledge aside from being blinded by her own expectations is that it frustrates ppl who think shes oversimplificating things (like me and seemingly several other tumblr users as well) especially when she claims that shes objectively correct and the smartest in the room at any given moment

how this roughness in her analysis affects her in the server still has yet to be fully seen but we do still have at least a couple months until the end but 'til then shes just gonna keep stumbling as more and more complicated situations pop up as is typical in lifesteal to happen and eventually shes gonna have to learn to adapt or else she'll be suffering the consequences one way or another

[uzukali]

some of my fav little guys from the ouroborous magma :D

bonus derap and flame because I was dissatisfied with my flame design and I also fucking. Forgot derapchu existed 😭 so he didn't make it in the magma

Here's all of them though ;]

[anouchan-jpg]

Patriarchy /toxic masculinity/porn while still enjoying male company/soft porn/clicking my own pics.

you are criticizing toxic masculinity, patriarchy, and porn while you are *enjoying* soft *porn* and posting nsfw sauce that basically involves bdsm haha, you are such a hypocrite. anyways somebody needs to ban romantic shit because at this point you all grown ass women have dreamed the idea of being loved by a handsome cuck... wanna be sati savitri bitches like u need to realise that you can't have your cake and eat it.

bro wot? monogamy is a thing yk? romance is still a big thing yk? and since when have women taken the oath to refrain from things just cuz they understand the fucking damage it has caused in the society???? LIKE EVEN IN THIS, WE SHOULD BE THE ONES TO SHOW SELF CONTROL???? NOT THE ENTIRE PORN INDUSTRY RUN BY WHITE MEN AND SEX TRAFFICKERS?? WOMEN AGAIN SHOULD BE THE IDEAL AND NOT THE MEN RUNNING AROUND SWINGING THEIR COCKS AT ANYONE?? You wanna tell me how i should express my sexuality? go ahead lemme hear what you got in mind. And gonna ignore whatever the fuck is that last part about cucking cuz sorry babe I'm not gonna allow you to project your fantasies onto me and walk away. Both sati savitri and being cucked are your fantasies not mine.

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

Hi sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth anyways I am completely normal about Rekrap on Lifesteal 6. Absolutely normal. <- guy who has never been normal in his life

[chimsartblog]

revealing myself as the last anon who asked about madness combat...i dont know if you remember me but its cherry (now cher) and we were mutuals on twitter and we used to talk about the pho and dei siblings ALOT. this is actually so awesome i cant believe i found you again but in another fandom LMAO also im so insane about your minutetech designs <3

NO FUCKING WAY. HI CHER!!!!!!!!! EHDLFPPP HIIIII this is SO awesome. There will be more minute tech 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[rainy-daze1]

okay but drag queen clownpierce unironically goes hard

[introvert-in-hell]

the urge to write vampires is strong right now....

[djevelbl]

Clown with his intimidating attitude and strategic prowess has an undeniable control over the table, as his words dig in and they do so deep. They're some of his strongest weapons (bar the shotgun, of course), and he takes advantage of them to play people against each other like pawns on the chess board.

Kaboodle with her chaotically strategic attitude is here to get. that. bag! But doesn't mind going out halfway through the round if she manages to do so in THE. FUNNIEST way possible — she's here to win it, and "winning it" can mean different things for her. She's cunning and strategic, she knows how to read Clown and thus has an advantage; she's gonna use it.

Zam with his paranoia and nervous giggle is just here to fill in a seat — he didn't wanna be here but now is, and now has to get. out of here. He can read the room just fine but the people he's surrounded by make him nervous, and it's kinda hard to see through them — he's gonna give it his very damn best, but has not a lot of confidence in his soon-to-be performance.

Branzy with his charm and smile can disarm just about anyone, and that's what makes him dangerous: he's chipper and happy as the rounds go by, impossible to read as he never drops his enthusiasm. He's here to have a fun game, not necessarily a long one — this ain't LifeSteal, and while he's willing to fall back onto the safety and fun of Clown's protection, this here is every man and bunny for themselves: there's no word and no threat of lead through his sternum that's gonna make him back down.

Let's go gambling, then — who gets the shotgun first?

GOD how crazy would it be if some of the LifeStealers played Buckshot Roulette

[mailontumb]

HC for the LSSMP!☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

Spoke and Minute are definitely siblings or half siblings

Bacon and Planet likes to kidnap their friends to surprise them for their surprise birthday party

Rek met Branzy during Childhood and is really close friends and never once lied or try to keep things away from each other

Clown and Kab ARE DEFINITELY SIBLINGS. LIKE HOW ARE THEY NOT (it could be like half or step siblings)

Zam is the Dance king

Pangi likes hanging out with Zam cus he is the only one who understands him

Derapchu takes pictures of everyone's feet and sells it to the internet

Jumper is half Bunny

Squiddo learned how to glitch after asking ash to teach her

Ash secretly has a picture of people he likes in his Glitch Room

Red HATES tomatoes as everyone compared him to one

The reason Chief is grey is because he Might've painted himself grey or just have stone genetics

Although Mid has multiple of the exact same hoodie but she is a MASTER designer

Clown kidnapped Branzy for their first date

Oh and Kab often comes to Clowns date cus their mom said so

Flame found Mane terrorizing people and thought "I relate to bro" and became bestie ever since

Parrot can communicate with any bird but Owl cus it scares him

EVERYONE but rek HAS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS

Rek doesn't have SPD cus he over thinks that his base is trapped and the Monster felt really bad haunting him

Oh yea The SPD is worse on Derapchu cus he once took a picture of the Demon's feet and it got really offended

Hanna knows EVERYONE's Secrets (she was the first person who knows about Clownzy after accidentally trying to gamble at the casino)

Cookie God is the LSSMP God too but he barely takes care of the place cus he trusts the listener to take care of it

Rek sprays people with water if they cuss in his video

1 time Vortex challenge Vitalasy and Jeppexx to a Lemon eating competition, Vitalasy won at 150 lemons in 30 minutes

Vortext is often offline but when he is online every makes it a celebration

The LSSMP have their own birthday but Ro doesn't as he was an escaped Watcher

Watchers Can't interact with LSSMP only the listeners can, so that makes LSSMP a safe haven for all those who are running away from the watchers

Hanna ran away from the Watchers 5 TIMES with each attempts getting harder and harder

Only 5 people knows about the situation of LSSMP that being G,P,M,Ro and Hanna, 3 of which tried to escape &only 2 made it the other one was returned back to the watchers and was punished

Mr cube can do a double backflip and likes tea parties!

4cvit is the reason why child labor exists

Someone mistaken SB for a penguin and called animal control,which they grabbed him and sent him back to the icy pole, parrot came and took him back

Leo REALLY likes gold and even tried to marry a golden statue

Pentar only ever have 1 shirt and tries to revive it every time it's torn

Speptical was the one who married Clown and Branzy, Rek,Leo,Minute,Kab,Jumper and Jaron being witnesses

Jaron solves many mysteries but also makes many more of them

Woogie had the same situation as SB but instead of anyone saving him he just visited his parents and traveled back to the LSSMP

Wemmbu escaped hell twice, so he is put on a watch list with clown

Also wemmbu ate his jail cell's bar and escaped with Zam

Mappic is left handed and likes playing arm wrestling with people

Poafa is a cloud, meaning he can fly and turn into a cloud

People often wonder where terrain lives but never tried to search

Branzy's bloodline is the apart of the watchers making ash half watcher and demon <- (cus of clown)

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｡⁠:ﾟI'll be back for more 😼😼! Lelele ﾟ⁠:⁠｡