#k-kizkhalifa

[klinefelterrible]

@k-kizkhalifa had an idea to write a drarry au where Harry and Draco are hitmen / hitwizards so I offered my thoughts on that idea. This one is for you, Kiz.

Let’s set the scene: Harry, wearing black wizard robe on a Muggle spec ops uniform, is seen walking down a hall in some posh Muggle manor. His boots make no sound at all, his wand in his hand enlightens the hall. Right to his right there is Draco Malfoy, his long white hair freely flowing down his shoulders, his eyes in a black, rather hot makeup. He walks the same hall making so much noise as his very high heeled boots squeak and clack. He wears a tight black spandex overalls and holds a Sig Sauer P226 with a silencer, his nails rather long and shiny black. They move together towards the broken terrace window to see the victim.

Harry: how many times have I asked you why would you stick to this Muggle gun that you use wrongly?

Draco: *holding a gun with a silencer* I know exactly how to use it, thank you very much

Harry: it has a silencer

Harry: for making it all silent

Draco: it’s not my fault he heard us!

Harry: it is your fault he heard us, you’re wearing high heels again!

Draco: THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE

Harry: OH YEAH? THEN TELL ME WHAT IS?!

Draco: we were supposed to shoot him and he felt from the balcony window

Harry: he ran there because he heard you!

Draco: why didn’t you petrify him?

Harry: I couldn-

Harry: let’s drop it, we both make mistakes

Draco: at least you can admit it

Harry: honey, just put a whole magazine into him and let’s get outta here

Draco: what about this garden sculpture of an old man with a pitchfork that sticks from his back?

Harry: that’s Poseidon, god of oceans

Harry: shoot him ten times in the face and noone will notice the trident

Draco: *shooting the dead guy’s face* the what?

Harry: the trident

Draco: huh?

Harry: *rolls eyes* the pitchfork

Draco: oh, yes, this

Draco: *resumes shooting the dead guy’s head*

Harry: now let’s get outta here

Draco: not so fast, Potter

Harry: what now

Draco: I AM IN HEELS IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED

Harry: I told you that this is not a good way to dress if we wanna be wizard hitmen

Draco: we look like a weirdo and a sweet little girl

Harry: I don’t look like a sweet little girl

Draco: you’re an ass, Potter

Harry: now come on! I think cops will be here any minute

Draco: how come we cannot obliviate them?

Harry: it’s impolite

Draco: and killing and shooting people is polite?

Harry: I DO NOT MAKE THE RULES!

Harry: are you coming or not

Draco: I’m doing the best I can in these heels

Harry: you’re looking great, by the way

Draco: I know

Harry: I’m driving

Draco: I am literally sitting in the passenger seat

Harry: good

Harry: you know your place

Harry: like a good girl

Draco: I can’t decide if I hate you now hard enough to smack you

Harry: do you love me enough to kiss my dick?

Draco: I will bite you

Harry: OH SHIT THE COPS!

Policeman: license and registration please

Policeman: what are you doing here?

Draco: what is it with police officers that every time my husband and I want to go to the woods and have a little suckie-dickie, you guys stop us?

Policeman: huh

Harry: please don’t mind my husband, he gets a little frustrated with fuel prices and his job and this is how we

Policeman: oh just drive away

Policeman: this is a posh neighbourhood, a dog barks louder and they call us

Policeman: I’m sorry ma’am, sir, sir, I mean… yeah

Policeman: just please don’t stop here anymore as these people are crazy

Policeman: try Denton woods, it’s a common spot for people who want a quiet place to… uh, you know

Policeman: *wink wink* a quiet place

Harry: thank you, officer!

Draco: whew

Harry: that was close

Draco: I almost got excited

Harry: well

Draco: don’t push it and drive us to Denton Woods

Harry: yes ma’am

[nottsangel]

hi ari! hope you’re well and staying healthy and happy 💕

kiz my love 💕 you’re so sweet please don’t forget to take good care of yourself and im here if you need anything 🩷🩷🩷

[ethrealprincess]

that is right, mine. all mine. need to give you lotsa hockey’s and bites and kisses all over your pretty body so no one else can think otherwise. would you like to sit on my lap while i finger your little pussy, miss ari? make you feel so good while you blush for me?

oh fuck i’m so dizzy rnnn. i would probably hide my face in your neck cause id get too embarrassed if you keep making me blush so much :( wanna moan your name like a good girl and make you all proud kiz baby. i just know you could make me feel so fucking good

[klinefelterrible]

This is @k-kizkhalifa writing stuff with me 100% I kid you not

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[mommynott]

🕸️🌶️❤️‍🔥

Kizzzzzzy🥰

🕸️ - Yes! I actually do enjoy editing because I always tend to add some of my best lines or internal thoughts while editing!

🌶️ - Right now I’m really loving strangers to lovers (basic I know)

❤️‍🔥 - Other than writing, I’m a huge raver so I’d say that’s probably one of my main hobbies I do a lot! I love playing video games and also I like to rp and read too

[drarryspecificrecsdaily]

2024.11.01

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. A Friend of A Friend by @k-kizkhalifa [M, 2k]

Maybe, Potter left the door unlocked, or maybe Draco crawled through the window. Maybe, Potter asked, or maybe Draco liked it far more than he ought to.

2. The Tides of Change Come Rolling In by LaughterLoveAndLarry [E, 180k] *typo

Returning for his Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy doesn't know what to expect. The war is over, the trials have ended, and Hogwarts has been restored to its former glory, but even though the war may be over, the aftermath certainly isn't; not for anyone, and especially not for him. All Draco can do now is try to move forward, do his best to show that he's changed, and hope beyond hope that someone, anyone, will see it. If only he could figure out why Potter is being so bloody nice to him. [...]

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Fest/Exchange

1. Twilight Eternal by Anonymous [M, 23k]

Wherever Draco is, the sun sits eternally on the precipice of setting. His father feeds his peacocks on the manor grounds. Harry is the only one who can communicate with Draco. A malevolent force haunts the house, nipping at Draco’s heels. Draco intended for himself to come to this place. He only wishes he could remember why. ★ HD Tarot Fest | @hd-tarot

[allthesmutl0vers]

Hi, hello, I'm back. 👋🏻

Hey guys 😶‍🌫️ I'm back again, sorry for the such long hiatus, I solemnly swear I am alive 😅 Just been dealing with a lot lately (everything is fine), and I will be posting again soon.

But. I have a new story in the works 😶‍🌫️

It's post-war Hogwarts

It's DeathEater!Regulus x Order!Reader x DeathEater!Mattheo

It's best friends/sorta enemies/best friends/lovers

It's broken men and damaged reader

It's S.P.I.C.Y.

It's GIVING

Anywhoosal, just thought I'd come on here and let y'all know I'm alive and starting to write again.

@k-kizkhalifa

Xoxo,

SmutLovers

[klinefelterrible]

YOU ARE SPOILING ME, KIZ

owe a bit of my sanity to @klinefelterrible

holy shit. a literal angel amongst us.

[drarrymicrofic]

Happy Flossing Day! 🦷

Today’s prompt is the song November Air by Zach Bryan! It was sent to us again by @k-kizkhalifa! Thank you for sending another prompt :))

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Happy writing! The Microfic Mods ✨📜

[klinefelterrible]

For starters I don’t know who needs to hear it but Kiz @k-kizkhalifa and I have a project to mutually co-write a fanfic about draco and harry being a thing on many levels and she is literally the sweetest fangirl and a reader of stuff that I write and I can’t believe she’s there somewhere and I didn’t invent her as some kind of a want to make a friend who actually reads and wants to know more

[nottsangel]

not me seeing someone talk about your theme and then sprinting to you blog to check it out. i am catching up on all reading tomorrow 🩷 and i’m starting with you my love.

thank you for being such a light in this world. you are the best.

KIZZ 🤍🤍 you are so sweet and i always get sooo excited whenever we talk !!! i hope you’ll like them but as always, no pressure at all !! take your time and just make sure you’re doing alright first. <3

by the way, i’ve been wanting to read some of your works for a while now because i’ve been super curious about them and your writing, but i wasn’t sure which ones to read or where to start. if you have any works of yours that you’re proud of or that you’d want me to read, please send them to me 🫶🏻 ! p.s. the link in “i write” in your pinned post doesn’t work ! just wanna let u know <3

[klinefelterrible]

@k-kizkhalifa

sq (feat. denial)

[ethrealprincess]

you better be miss ari. :(( if you think i’ll let you off easy, you’re mistaken.

well im aaalways needy for you so you dont ever have to worry about that. <3

[k-kizkhalifa]

awe my blog is officially 14 today. which makes me both sick and excited. it’s deffo a thought here man.

[mommynott]

in response to this.. YESSSSS! ♥️

KIZ BBBBBBY 😭💋 Love you bunches sweet pea, appreciate you🖤

[klinefelterrible]

@k-kizkhalifa

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb