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[klinefelterrible]

@k-kizkhalifa had an idea to write a drarry au where Harry and Draco are hitmen / hitwizards so I offered my thoughts on that idea. This one is for you, Kiz.

Let’s set the scene: Harry, wearing black wizard robe on a Muggle spec ops uniform, is seen walking down a hall in some posh Muggle manor. His boots make no sound at all, his wand in his hand enlightens the hall. Right to his right there is Draco Malfoy, his long white hair freely flowing down his shoulders, his eyes in a black, rather hot makeup. He walks the same hall making so much noise as his very high heeled boots squeak and clack. He wears a tight black spandex overalls and holds a Sig Sauer P226 with a silencer, his nails rather long and shiny black. They move together towards the broken terrace window to see the victim.

Harry: how many times have I asked you why would you stick to this Muggle gun that you use wrongly?

Draco: *holding a gun with a silencer* I know exactly how to use it, thank you very much

Harry: it has a silencer

Harry: for making it all silent

Draco: it’s not my fault he heard us!

Harry: it is your fault he heard us, you’re wearing high heels again!

Draco: THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE

Harry: OH YEAH? THEN TELL ME WHAT IS?!

Draco: we were supposed to shoot him and he felt from the balcony window

Harry: he ran there because he heard you!

Draco: why didn’t you petrify him?

Harry: I couldn-

Harry: let’s drop it, we both make mistakes

Draco: at least you can admit it

Harry: honey, just put a whole magazine into him and let’s get outta here

Draco: what about this garden sculpture of an old man with a pitchfork that sticks from his back?

Harry: that’s Poseidon, god of oceans

Harry: shoot him ten times in the face and noone will notice the trident

Draco: *shooting the dead guy’s face* the what?

Harry: the trident

Draco: huh?

Harry: *rolls eyes* the pitchfork

Draco: oh, yes, this

Draco: *resumes shooting the dead guy’s head*

Harry: now let’s get outta here

Draco: not so fast, Potter

Harry: what now

Draco: I AM IN HEELS IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED

Harry: I told you that this is not a good way to dress if we wanna be wizard hitmen

Draco: we look like a weirdo and a sweet little girl

Harry: I don’t look like a sweet little girl

Draco: you’re an ass, Potter

Harry: now come on! I think cops will be here any minute

Draco: how come we cannot obliviate them?

Harry: it’s impolite

Draco: and killing and shooting people is polite?

Harry: I DO NOT MAKE THE RULES!

Harry: are you coming or not

Draco: I’m doing the best I can in these heels

Harry: you’re looking great, by the way

Draco: I know

Harry: I’m driving

Draco: I am literally sitting in the passenger seat

Harry: good

Harry: you know your place

Harry: like a good girl

Draco: I can’t decide if I hate you now hard enough to smack you

Harry: do you love me enough to kiss my dick?

Draco: I will bite you

Harry: OH SHIT THE COPS!

Policeman: license and registration please

Policeman: what are you doing here?

Draco: what is it with police officers that every time my husband and I want to go to the woods and have a little suckie-dickie, you guys stop us?

Policeman: huh

Harry: please don’t mind my husband, he gets a little frustrated with fuel prices and his job and this is how we

Policeman: oh just drive away

Policeman: this is a posh neighbourhood, a dog barks louder and they call us

Policeman: I’m sorry ma’am, sir, sir, I mean… yeah

Policeman: just please don’t stop here anymore as these people are crazy

Policeman: try Denton woods, it’s a common spot for people who want a quiet place to… uh, you know

Policeman: *wink wink* a quiet place

Harry: thank you, officer!

Draco: whew

Harry: that was close

Draco: I almost got excited

Harry: well

Draco: don’t push it and drive us to Denton Woods

Harry: yes ma’am

[nottsangel]

hi ari! hope you’re well and staying healthy and happy 💕

kiz my love 💕 you’re so sweet please don’t forget to take good care of yourself and im here if you need anything 🩷🩷🩷

[ethrealprincess]

that is right, mine. all mine. need to give you lotsa hockey’s and bites and kisses all over your pretty body so no one else can think otherwise. would you like to sit on my lap while i finger your little pussy, miss ari? make you feel so good while you blush for me?

oh fuck i’m so dizzy rnnn. i would probably hide my face in your neck cause id get too embarrassed if you keep making me blush so much :( wanna moan your name like a good girl and make you all proud kiz baby. i just know you could make me feel so fucking good

[klinefelterrible]

YOU ARE SPOILING ME, KIZ

owe a bit of my sanity to @klinefelterrible

holy shit. a literal angel amongst us.

[mommynott]

🕸️🌶️❤️‍🔥

Kizzzzzzy🥰

🕸️ - Yes! I actually do enjoy editing because I always tend to add some of my best lines or internal thoughts while editing!

🌶️ - Right now I’m really loving strangers to lovers (basic I know)

❤️‍🔥 - Other than writing, I’m a huge raver so I’d say that’s probably one of my main hobbies I do a lot! I love playing video games and also I like to rp and read too

[drarryspecificrecsdaily]

2024.11.01

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. A Friend of A Friend by @k-kizkhalifa [M, 2k]

Maybe, Potter left the door unlocked, or maybe Draco crawled through the window. Maybe, Potter asked, or maybe Draco liked it far more than he ought to.

2. The Tides of Change Come Rolling In by LaughterLoveAndLarry [E, 180k] *typo

Returning for his Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy doesn't know what to expect. The war is over, the trials have ended, and Hogwarts has been restored to its former glory, but even though the war may be over, the aftermath certainly isn't; not for anyone, and especially not for him. All Draco can do now is try to move forward, do his best to show that he's changed, and hope beyond hope that someone, anyone, will see it. If only he could figure out why Potter is being so bloody nice to him. [...]

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Fest/Exchange

1. Twilight Eternal by Anonymous [M, 23k]

Wherever Draco is, the sun sits eternally on the precipice of setting. His father feeds his peacocks on the manor grounds. Harry is the only one who can communicate with Draco. A malevolent force haunts the house, nipping at Draco’s heels. Draco intended for himself to come to this place. He only wishes he could remember why. ★ HD Tarot Fest | @hd-tarot

[drarrymicrofic]

Happy Flossing Day! 🦷

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[klinefelterrible]

sooo I’m doing it for @k-kizkhalifa :} Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

There are times when I daydream a lot about a certain idea, like for example about the one about pairing Ron with Blaise, but mostly it’s just a Boom! and if I don’t write it now, it’s dead and gone.

Where do you get your fic ideas?

I imagine my (as in “original but in my way” or headcanonly or au) characters during certain activities (mostly: fucking) and I add something or someone extra, or I set the scene right before or after - as it comes to me.

Do you share your fic ideas, or do you keep them to yourself?

I rarely have a big idea that is different than a shortie I am writing or wrote already, but in my head it’s like once I say it, it’s done and gone - so sharing is equal to abandoning it most likely forever

How do you choose which fics to write?

Since I don’t understand the question really I will try answering how I feel it: I choose just by how I feel about right now. When I think of Eomer, I write about Eomer. As simple as that.

How many wips do you have? What fandoms/pairings are they for?

GURL YOU NOT READY!

I have many wips, mostly of HP wizarding world, and probably sometime soon I will release another chapter of two halves of Draco’s broken wand and my favourite pairing there is Draco/Bill Weasley and Fred/George/Hermione and since it’s me, it’s going to be juicy as fuck. Literally.

What’s the last line you wrote?

“He’s a cuckoo”

Post a snippet from a wip.

Post an out-of-context spoiler from a wip.

Draco is being blackmailed and fucked by Bill Weasley

Does this word [chosen by asker] appear in your current wip?

Do you work on multiple wips or stick to one fic at a time?

M u l t i p l e

Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?

I truly have no idea what I’m doing

Do you outline your fics? If yes, how detailed are your outlines? How far do you stray from them?

It depends. For Lucy I invented a whole new interest and branch of magical creatures for Lucius to be interested in and for the moment I was even sad that I am doing all this work to finish it with some porn scene.

Do you listen to music while you write? If yes, what have you been listening to recently?

Rarely as I am bilingual and most of the music I listen to is English so I get distracted very easily

What is your favorite location and position to write in?

Any. Sometimes I park my car on my driveway and just START WRITING

What’s your favorite time to write?

Any. No particular favourite time. But I don’t like meal time to use on writing if I really must differentiate between this or that

Do you write by hand, on your phone, or on your laptop?

99% phone.

Do you have a writing routine?

I barely have any routines!

Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?

Research yes, sometimes a lot! But for a fic? They don’t require much researching… maybe just checking if I remember something correctly or not.

Do you enjoy creating OCs or do you prefer to stick solely to canon characters?

I like creating OCs based on characters from other fiction and I am not ashamed at all.

Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics?

Asking that a guy who writes hardcore gay porn from Wizarding World…

Do you prefer writing chaptered fics or one-shots?

Why not both at once?

Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?

I hate titling!

Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?

I never know how to end stuff. Ever. Anything. I have to force myself to shut the fuck up.

How do you choose whose POV to write in?

I don’t like POVs

What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

The part when I am just a finger that clicks and my subconsciousness does everything else.

What’s your least favorite part of the writing process?

Making sure it all makes sense! Fuck. That!

What area of writing do you feel strongest in?

Area of writing? As in I AM A DIALOGUE MASTER and a little bitch for remembering what the fuck did I start with

What area of writing do you want to improve in?

I won’t improve in remembering so maybe I can start making sense more…?

What’s something about your writing that you’re proud of?

I can make literally anything about gay men crossdressing or women wearing high heels and sometimes I can even make them sassy. I am not proud of myself at all so whatever

How much do you edit your fics? Do you edit as you write or wait until you finish the first draft?

Wips are being edited hard, especially longshots. I write, I stop, I edit two weeks later, I write and so on and it all depends on my mood.

Do you use a beta reader/editor?

Only for bigger or more serious projects and even then extremely rarely because I don’t know anyone that committed to my writing or weird enough and with so much free time

Do you take fic requests? Why or why not?

I WOULD TAKE REQUESTS ANYTIME BUT BEAR IN MIND THAT I AM NOT VERY GOOD AND YOU WILL SUFFER A LOT OF GAYNESS AND WEIRD SEX IN THEM, hit me up only if you’re ready for some hardcore porn or smut or sass

Is there a specific word count that you hold yourself to/enjoy writing the most?

I never think of that

How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?

Barely anything other than sass and heels and my own stupidity

What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted?

I am currently a fan of my short incorrect quotes, it’s my most recent and most read work on ao3.

What fic are you proudest of?

Two Halves of Draco’s broken wand maybe?

What fic has been the hardest for you to write?

WHAT IS WIP IS A WIP BECAUSE IT IS HARD FOR SOME REASON

What is your most self-indulgent posted story?

Everyone would want a friend like you

What’s your most self-indulgent wip?

all of them :>

What is your favorite world that you’ve created for a fic?

I honestly have no clue!

Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?

From a fic? I enjoy writing young Narcissa, but frankly speaking I loved writing young Lucius and adult Draco.

What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?

I hate titling! Next question!

Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?

Next question!

What is your favorite genre to write?

Genre… as in dialogue-based fantasy weirdness?

What genre/trope do you tend to write the most?

PORN

If you could only write one type of AU for the rest of your life, what would it be?

one type as in the one where guys that canonically don’t fuck all of the sudden do?

Is there a trope that you’ve written before but are now sick of?

naaah

Who is your favorite character to write for? Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?

my most favourite of all times character is Sam Vimes but I don’t want to write ff about him really that much

What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?

oh geez if you really need to think of me as a writer, please don’t read my fanfics EVER, I am writing them for fun and for fun only

How would you describe your writing style?

Funny, weird and sometimes even full of meaningful connections between the characters

Does what you like to write differ from what you like to read?

I try to be as good as my favourite writers!

What’s the average word count of your fics?

as me if I care about the numbers again and I will start telling random things

What is the most-used tag on your ao3?

maybe… blow jobs? High heels?

What’s the fandom/pairing distribution of your posted fics?

Harry/Draco!

Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

well yeah, blowjobs, denial, high heels, netorare, crossdressing, getting convinced, girls knowing and getting what they want… stuff like that

Are there any fics that you would change or rewrite if given the chance?

If I had, they’d be done already

How conscious are you about including symbolism or foreshadowing in your fics?

I have no idea. Next!

Do you have a favorite piece of figurative language you’ve written?

No idea. Next!

Have you participated in any fic events/writing challenges? If yes, what were they and did you enjoy them?

not yet! I plan on getting at drarry in january 2025!

Arethere any fics that influenced you to write the way you do?

The only fics that ever influenced me to write anyhow were Guarding Dark and some other fic about Sphene/Zeiat from but it was about writing more, not how

What are your favorite fics at the moment?

previously mentioned Guarding Dark, about death of Sam Vimes and dwarvish mine sign that happened afterwards. A very good fic, really a small treasure.

Are you subscribed to any writers on AO3?

no… I am a terrible subscription reader, I never have time and I always postpone to the point I hate myself

Do you spend more time reading or writing?

lately writing, but it’s a wave

What’s your favorite writing compliment you’ve gotten?

that someone read my book/story/fic and loved it or that it resonated with them somehow

What do you tend to get complimented on the most about your writing?

that it is funny I guess

Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love?

yeah all the shorties that got little to no hearts on tumblr, it’s always that longer one that someone didn’t read whole I presume… if it’s long I had an idea! Not always a good one, but long idea anyway

Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect?

yeah my collection of those shortest fics is currently my most read anything on ao3 like wtf

How do you deal with writing pressure, whether internal or external?

there is no external pressure but internally I am in a constant state of chaos so I really have no idea what I’m doing. Sometimes I feel pressure, sometimes I don’t.

Why do you enjoy writing fanfiction?

are you kidding me? It makes me happy, it makes other people happy and it’s an act of creation so naturally I enjoy that. Also that bitch jkr did nothing to make them more interesting so I had to make a stand for them

What motivates you during the writing process?

a thought that “this will be fun”

Do you have any writing advice you want to share?

just write anytime you feel like writing, if you don’t have an idea for a name or some other detail, simply put [name] or [detail] and continue and it will clarify later if the character is Clark Bones, an architect who likes tomatoes or a Roan Desmond Ruttington, a gardener who killed his mother’s lover when he was twelve and noone ever found out; never let yourself stumble on some minor details and change major things AFTER you write an entire chapters or bigger parts, really, you will thank me later. Also if you write sex, please please please remember that fucking is a machine-like activity and courting and talking about it must be witty, with a good taste and if not that, at least dont be gross and remember that there is nothing less fun than gross AND boring sex scenes.

Thank you, Kiz!

Fanfiction Writing Asks

Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

Where do you get your fic ideas?

Do you share your fic ideas, or do you keep them to yourself?

How do you choose which fics to write?

How many wips do you have?  What fandoms/pairings are they for?

What’s the last line you wrote?

Post a snippet from a wip.

Post an out-of-context spoiler from a wip.

Does this word [chosen by asker] appear in your current wip?

Do you work on multiple wips or stick to one fic at a time?

Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?

Do you outline your fics?  If yes, how detailed are your outlines?  How far do you stray from them?

Do you listen to music while you write?  If yes, what have you been listening to recently?

What is your favorite location and position to write in?

What’s your favorite time to write?

Do you write by hand, on your phone, or on your laptop?

Do you have a writing routine?

Do you enjoy research?  Which fic of yours required the most research?

Do you enjoy creating OCs or do you prefer to stick solely to canon characters?

Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics?

Do you prefer writing chaptered fics or one-shots?

Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process?  How do you come up with titles?

Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?

How do you choose whose POV to write in?

What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

What’s your least favorite part of the writing process?

What area of writing do you feel strongest in?

What area of writing do you want to improve in?

What’s something about your writing that you’re proud of?

How much do you edit your fics?  Do you edit as you write or wait until you finish the first draft?

Do you use a beta reader/editor?

Do you take fic requests?  Why or why not?

Is there a specific word count that you hold yourself to/enjoy writing the most?

How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?

What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted?

What fic are you proudest of?

What fic has been the hardest for you to write?

What is your most self-indulgent posted story?

What’s your most self-indulgent wip?

What is your favorite world that you’ve created for a fic?

Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?

What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?

Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?

What is your favorite genre to write?

What genre/trope do you tend to write the most?

If you could only write one type of AU for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Is there a trope that you’ve written before but are now sick of?

Who is your favorite character to write for?  Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?

What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?

How would you describe your writing style?

Does what you like to write differ from what you like to read?

What’s the average word count of your fics?

What is the most-used tag on your ao3?

What’s the fandom/pairing distribution of your posted fics?

Have you noticed any patterns in your fics?  Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

Are there any fics that you would change or rewrite if given the chance?

How conscious are you about including symbolism or foreshadowing in your fics?

Do you have a favorite piece of figurative language you’ve written?

Have you participated in any fic events/writing challenges?  If yes, what were they and did you enjoy them?

In [insert fic], what inspired the idea for the plot?

In [insert fic], what’s your favorite scene that you wrote?

In [insert fic], is there a deleted scene/idea you wish you could have included?  Why did it get cut?

What was the hardest part of writing [insert fic]?

If you rewrote [insert fic] now, would you change anything?

If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would happen in it?

What’s a fun fact about [insert fic]?

If a fic was titled [insert made up title], what would this story be about/how would you write it?

Are there any fics that influenced you to write the way you do?

What are your favorite fics at the moment?

Are you subscribed to any writers on AO3?

Do you spend more time reading or writing?

What’s your favorite writing compliment you’ve gotten?

What do you tend to get complimented on the most about your writing?

Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love?

Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect?

How do you deal with writing pressure, whether internal or external?

Why do you enjoy writing fanfiction?

What motivates you during the writing process?

Do you have any writing advice you want to share?

Free space - asker can come up with any writing or fic-related question they want!

[klinefelterrible]

For starters I don’t know who needs to hear it but Kiz @k-kizkhalifa and I have a project to mutually co-write a fanfic about draco and harry being a thing on many levels and she is literally the sweetest fangirl and a reader of stuff that I write and I can’t believe she’s there somewhere and I didn’t invent her as some kind of a want to make a friend who actually reads and wants to know more

[nottsangel]

i’m writing. and i want to throw myself, my computer, and my whole fic off a damn clifffffff. send love and support please, ari ♥️

sooooo relatable. anyway im omw rn to give u lots n lots of hugs and kisses 💋💋💋

[ethrealprincess]

you better be miss ari. :(( if you think i’ll let you off easy, you’re mistaken.

well im aaalways needy for you so you dont ever have to worry about that. <3

[klinefelterrible]

Kiz it’s about you @k-kizkhalifa

[k-kizkhalifa]

Thankful (76 words) by kizkhalifa Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Additional Tags: 1st POV, Draco pov, drarrymicrofic, Stalker!Draco, toxic!draco, Hints at non-con/dub-con

Source of prompt and image: @drarrymicrofic

[mommynott]

in response to this.. YESSSSS! ♥️

KIZ BBBBBBY 😭💋 Love you bunches sweet pea, appreciate you🖤

[drarrymicrofic]

Happy Deviled Eggs Day 🥚

Today’s prompt is the first prompt of this month! And what better month to have Thankful as a prompt in than November? Thank you to @k-kizkhalifa for submitting this prompt :))

We also wanted every one of you to know that we are all VERY thankful to all of you who submit prompts or write microfics or simply enjoy reading and reblogging them! You are all what makes this blog the way it is. Without a community like this, we wouldn’t be able to even continue. So for that, we are thankful! :))

Happy writing! The Microfic Mods ✨📜

[klinefelterrible]

This is us, @k-kizkhalifa

i love to draw female characters who are pretty boys