#just…no

[amethyst-aster]

“You probably have blue hair and pronouns in your bio” STFU. First of all, blue hair is cool and hot and fluffy and someone I know and love has amazing light blue hair so BACK OFF!! Second, having pronouns in your bio is important so that people don’t misgender you and it’s respectful to your fellow humans who did nothing to you that makes them unworthy of respect.

[spikewriter]

Someone tried to publish PRF about TS and her current romantic entanglement, apparently including text from actual interviews.

Not RPF fic posted on Tumblr, AO3 or some other fan website. No, this was published on Amazon. By someone who had previously published books, so really should have known better.

That was yesterday. Today, another author had a comedy zombio apocalypse book and because she had TS fans fighting zombies, decided that it was okay to use guess who’s image on her cover.

Not surprisingly, both books have now been pulled. Because, no. You can’t do that. Don’t publish RPF fic without seriously scrubbing the serial numbers off (this person was highlighting it), and don’t use a celebrity’s image on the cover because they will come for you.

And that’s after the stupidity of the self-insert fic that replaced Meghan Markles with the (white, blonde) author in a romance with an English prince. But he’s not Prince Harry. Oh, no. This one is named Archie.

Yes, you read that right. (See above gif.) You have to wonder what people are thinking sometimes. Or if they are at all.

[sunsetsandsunshine]

🖕🏾☺️🖕🏾

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[dio7r]

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[asteroidtroglodyte]