#justmethings

[confessions-official]

i like the concept of gender euphoria cause like i get gender euphoria from drinking out of glass bottles #justmethings #vibe

 

[magicmalcolm]

Goes to a Minun Outbreak

Finds and catches a Shiny Plusle

#JustMeThings

[sokispawn]

[brevityisthesoulofbitch]

you ever think-ah yes I am going to be ‘this’ way today and pick out your hubris like a well tailored clown suit from your closet 

[lllllllloppppp]

Beep bop says the leaf lop

[confuzing]

Sometimes I forget I own a horrible little man, and then I pick up a blanket off the floor and there he is, and then after I finish screaming I have to find a new place to hide him.  Knowing I will inevitably forget he’s there and repeat the cycle.

[catchingjinns]

Seeing the doctor you had a brief crush on getting married through snapchat because you thought befriending his sister was a good idea

[dovemalfoy19]

Is it just me or does everyone actually wait for notifications to open an app? Ones that matter of course. Like, I'll open Instagram or Snapchat or Tumblr or Pinterest or even Wattpad only when I know I've gotten a notif that I must like or else you bitches can go screw yourselves

No? Alright, I'll go now.

[ourquotesandstuff]

"this queen don't need a king"

- me, trying to convince myself i'm single because i don't want anyone, even though i'm just ugly

[dirtytalkkk]

[immentallyunstableus]

Had my first organic chem lab session

It was the worst there wasnt enough glass to go around so I had to wait an hour before i could get started and had to co stanowi go looking for stuff im the dryer and other peoples aparatures

It was so bad that I (who had the easiest synthesis to conduct) finished second to last like are you kidding me? If I had all the glasswere from the start i would have finished in an hour; instead it took me almost three

[rhioridraws]

i’m really good at distancing myself from people bc i get exhausted with socialising, like it becomes so overwhelming that i need to take sometime for myself. i feel like this is why i’ll never be able to have a relationship bc eventually i’ll get too overwhelmed and need to back away a little to breathe and i’ve never met a person who understand this and allows me to have some time to recharge, they just get fed up and leave.

[raspberrysgod]

I don’t understand how you can talk shit about someone and then come friends with them again like sound fake to me 🤷‍♀️

[beautifulll-cha0s]

[excellenceandawkwardness]

whoops

just almost sent an email to an old internship supervisor in which i had misspelled the name of my hometown (which is where the internship was)

thankfully caught it before it went out but i’m cringing @myself

[bye-hadfun]

Wtf

So I was just lying on my bed, going through Instagram, and I somehow apparently slept??? For 1.5 hours???

AND WHEN I WOKE UP I SAW SUNLIGHT STREAMING THROUH THE WINDOWS I ACCEPTED IT WAS MORNING AND WAS GOING TO HEAD TO SCHOOL WHEN I TRIED TO REMEMBER WHAT I ATE LAST NIGHT

naturally my brain came back blank and I had a minor freak out because I thought I got my dreams muddled with my memory

then I picked up my phone and looked at the time. I thought I was looking at a FUCKING SCREENSHOT I ran out and looked at the clock and no it was indeed 5:07 p.m.

I ran out to the living room and was like 'WTF DAN (MY BROTHER) HOW IS IT 5 WHY WAS I SLEEPING"

And like the little bastard he is he replied "I dunno why you were sleeping it's 5 wtf"

Fuck younger brothers, honestly.

So now I'm very confused and sitting on my bed looking at the corner of the phone wondering how the heck I managed to sleep in the middle of the day.

Yay me