#just... remove the Z

[jailrose]

Exam paper.

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[simulatedtrait]

in a spooky mood 👻

[eneasbastianini]

i loooove how many different variations of bezz’s name there are and like whenever im talking about him please know there is a very clear distinction in my mind between bezz (neutral), bez (woke nonsense), marco (particularly wet dog looking), and bezzecchi (formal. has perhaps been verbally abusing marc marquez)

[cipheramnesia]

While I'm not one for generational conflict cuz there's no war but the class war so to speak, I can't help but think that a "perfect millennial comedy routine" probably oughta consist of a little bit more substance than repackaged "kids use weird slang these days," along with askin to be given some common decency in accounta introducing Facebook and Instagram, plus also bein the boss.

Now folks I may just be a simple country baked salted ham, but it seems ta me that listin off four o the worst things in the world today ain't exactly any generation's idea of empathetic. Ain't a doubt in my mind we're more like than not cross put near three or four decades, jest sayin don't trust too well someone askin you to smile along while they insult ya and tell ya how ta act and they think ya oughta be quiet n grateful for a handful o garbage cuz they invented takin a shit.

But I don't know, don't listen to an old coot like me.

[goosegirlandfalada]

I was thinking about why Carry On works for me when typically I like minimal exposition! I like being dropped into a story and figuring it out as we go along. Some of my favorite books are like that. And a lot of Carry On is spent on the past, musing over memory & history. I think it works for me because it feels very grounded in the Simon’s personality and emotional experience. He truly doesn’t believe he has a future… so of course he treads over the past.

That’s part of why it works for me: it feels emotionally honest.

In the story, this backwards focus serves several purposes: it orients us at the end of the heroes journey (think of your life flashing before your eyes before you die) and it builds up the color and weight of Watford & by extension the world of magic. It suspends us in Watford’s history & Simon’s longing. Which I think creates a nice tension w the end, we’ve spent the book thinking about Simon’s story and what it means for him that he has lived this life and how it seems totally at odds with a future. And we know that he loves magic, we feel it viscerally in his descriptions. And then he loses a heroic end AND a life with magic. He gains a future but it’s not any kind of future he might have imagined. This then carries us into the next books where things are so radically different, which for all their sadness feel more hopeful than Carry On lol

*(and the rest of the series but i have a whole other list of things I love for those)

[zylphiacrowley]

Okay but what if allied society quest that's just like... all of Shaaloani and it encompasses helping our train boys rebuild a new train, while also helping Koana and the Hhetsarro bridge the gap between them regarding technology and honoring traditions while also maybe helping him get some closure on his abandonment.

[pinkprimrose05]

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

[teeayohess]

environmental storytelling......

[zeb-z]

bo katan living the far too relatable experience of pretending to be religious for family or extended relations to keep the waters calm. when everyone else around says amen This Is The Way with conviction and she can quietly get away with not saying it. it’s like when you have to go to church for some holiday dinner - you just smile, nod your head, and take extra care to say gosh instead of god

[knightlas]

“”newly acquired soulsword”” im just gonna start shaking moon knight 2099 until the secrets fall out i think

[exopelagic]

everyone was so harsh to alola it deserved so much better. like this region is so well designed and so pretty and the story is actually really fun? will never forgive everyone for what we did to her

[sampilled]

the worst thing they've ever done is give the generations different names. ruined our society

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Error code: speech corrupted

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!"

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE!"

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Spamgon had a huge electrical shock spread across his body making him suddenly scream before looking around himself confused.

"OH ONE OF MY INTERAL [light the fuse] BLEW! WEIRD I GUESS EVEN WITH MY [anti virus] PROGRAM MY CORRUPTION STILL ACTIVATES FROM TIME TO TIME!"

"WAIT ... IS THIS RECORDING LIVE?"

[trevisos]

literally the most pathetic wet animal in the realms. honestly.

[starwrote]

𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 @ 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡. 💕

[jorvikzelda]

I love when a silly little conversation in the group chat leads to me fucking figuring out what I want my middle name to be