#Pokeblogging

[real-team-luster]

// shit went sideways w/ zygarde and diancie. entirely his fault entirely preventable. but hey he survived!

Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Older picture from before we left but, look at my rattatas right now

[gotta-pet-em-all]

shout out to the trainer I met today who, on the verge of tears, told her Leavanny “stop it. You keep saying you’re going to sew with the material you have at home and then you go out and make me buy more. Finish that cloak you started two years ago.”

[barleymae]

This specific heterosexual propaganda is p funny when you consider that Nidoqueen is infertile.

[drewsabsol]

drew is absolutely dying of nervousness n embarassment right here.

for some that might've noticed, i'm reworking this blog & making my own art for the theme to do so! i want this to become the blog in which i'll post anything contestshipping related i make (edits/art/writing/amvs, and so on). i'm going to try n clean the posts up a bit more as well for an extra fun experience!

this piece be for this blog's profile picture ^_^, previous post for banner and the next piece will be for the intro/pinned post of this blog!

[liminal-station]

oh there’s a lot of… un activated? Guys there. If normally you don’t have color, what dictates what color you get?

Emmet: Well, isn’t that fascinating. We haven’t been here in so long, we almost forgot the assembly line! Those were good days.

Ingo: Don’t worry, they’re being brought to personality installation, where they’ll receive their colors as well. Or… they should be. The line doesn’t seem to be active, and I doubt it has been any time recently.

Garrett: HIII! WHY 4RENT THEYY WAYVING BAC…

[40dayziken]

Dragonair 😼

You can see I had trouble and had to erase a bunch lmao

[funandghostsandpokemon]

Amazing

[pokemonveterinarian]

I'm making this in a sleep deprived haze if this makes no sense uhhh. Pretend it does. Coherent formatting is dead and I killed it.

ANYWAY. *AHEM.* Wingull and Pelipper facts.

Wingull are VERY common on beaches and shorelines, and more abundant than other coastal birdmon like Delibird and Empoleon. They have adapted EXTREMELY well to life near cities and towns, and as you probably know, aren't afraid to pester people for scraps of food, which HAS given them the nickname of "Rattata with wings".

On the other hand, Pelipper are far more beloved. They're used for mail, as you all know, and in pop culture they're seen as friendly and helpful, if a bit daft. Though, the use of Pelipper for mail has indirectly led to the rise of Wingull populations near docks and piers.

They both eat fishmon btw! Wingull snatch them from the water with their little beaks, and have been observed diving to catch them! Pelipper, though, scoop gulps of seawater to swallow whole. They both prefer smaller, schooling species like Wishiwashi, but Wingull that live near cities have grown accustomed to foraging in the trash for food as well.

Uhh to care for them. Wingull are HARDY. They can be raised anywhere as long as they have access to the sea, really... They can hunt and clean themselves with diving, but their loud calls can be annoying to most. Pelipper are also pretty low-maintenance! They love to bob in the waves :) If you don't have access to an ocean, I do NOT recommend raising these guys; lakes don't substitute for the seas, and they don't do well with NO water.

Wingull aren't inherently dangerous as much as they're annoying... They might Get You while snatching food or belongings, but that doesn't hurt too bad. The thing you REALLY have to worry about is them deciding to shit right above you. Pelipper don't do much, though, don't worry about them! Both prefer to fly away from danger than face it head-on, they're pretty cowardly when food isn't involved.

Okay love you guys byeee

[battle-subway-ghost]

homophobe

this ask sent me into a state of shock for a moment

I. I AM LITERALLY A GAY MAN

[wishmaker-astra]

Unitary means there isn't anything like a judiciary, legislative, or executive branch separate from it.

Superior means it can override/direct other branches of government like the legislature and judiciary in an overriding fashion in the vast majority of cases.

Balance of powers means there's a complex web of checks and balances it in theory is equal to other branches such as executive and legislature.

Inferior means it's an independent branch but subject to override of other branches.

Department/agency means it's a subsection of the executive branch carrying out executive directives as authorized, empowered, and constrained by the legislative and judicial branches (if extant) within it's system.

[actualtrainerred]

Fundamentally funny to write RPF of people who are objectively shitty, especially when it's written by teens online. I think if the kids want to write mafia boss x terrorist they should, especially if it pisses them off.

[imissmywifepalkia]

Made it to the hospital, now I just have to babysit my fucking aunt for however long it takes for her to finish her gym challenge.

[thenextsinnohchampion]

ANYBODY VUT CYNTHIA SHE'S THE LITERAL WORST

You know, one of the things I've noticed about this website is that there really is a lot of people from other regions! I've only seen a few other Galarians! I have quite a few questions, really.

But.. what really has me curious...

Who is everyone's favorite champion?

[gmax-steelsurge]

Sometimes I believe that meowth are in secret actually just sentient fur with faces.