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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS AU#mdzs modern au#My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!
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looking over the shots of the murder hut/the early mystery shack and noticing details like the unibear being in gift shop from the start and stan rolling out the bill carpet and later putting bill in the mystery shack sign himself
the wires/machinery/door not being changed yet but it seems like the vending machine was there since early on
#also 30 years later and the price only increased by 5 bucks#bless the no cops sign#mullet stan is going through it#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mystery shack#stan eventually having to put up the employees only sign cos these yahoos keep walking into his living room#while normally i'd be acting like a feral dog over bill being in the mystery shack sign#i also know that bill wasn't decided on as the main villain until super late#oh meta knowledge spoiling my fun....#the carpet being on purpose tho cos its not in the storage room in the scene before#anyway now im just thinking about ford taking a crowbar to the sign soon after returning#i really wish there was an ep of ford reacting to the shack.... the moments in the journal isnt enough....#altho now im imagining that epilogue ep and tourists just arriving as usual cos time was stopped outside of town#and instead they find the place falling apart one confused old man and another one about to have a breakdown
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it is healing to come onto this blog and see basic respect for diasbility after being in other corners of the fandom and reading the words “snowkit could never be a warrior because he wouldnt know what anything is. he wouldnt even know what a clan is because nobody could explain it to him” said in full seriousness
Im..... That statement is so ableist I cannot even imagine the worldview you'd need to have in order to come up with that.
They really think the only way anyone learns anything is through verbal-speaking-words-noises? No one has ever observed something before? Not even once?
This is beyond touching grass, this person just fell out of the fucking Jurassic Period when all they had was ferns and stegosaurs.
I just...
OH YES. I remember my first day of Society Lessons as a hearing person, where the everything was explained to me. Via Audiobook. FIRST they spoke and said, "you are standing on the ground." It was a life changing revelation, and the world began to spin.
But it did not stop.
THEN they said, "there are fingers on your hands." The sensation of flesh and bone crackling into existence is indescribable, but I did not yet know pain, until they told me, "that hurts." I began screaming immediately.
And yet... it continued.
They explained so much. Chairs. Tables. Walls. The sky. Frogs. Ionizing radiation. Breathing. I was told all of it, in one sitting, and only then did I understand. Only when my ears were bursting with normal hearing knowledges, did they begin... my final test.
A strange wall-chair-finger emerged from the sky-of-the-wall, stood on the ground several times, until it was in front of me. A second one came behind it, this one slimmer. The audiobook gave these things names;
Human. Father. Mother. Door. Walking. It was completely impossible to know what these things were until that very moment.
I watch a human dip a hook into water and produce a fish, and I recall my Society Lessons where they called that "fishing." I am decked in the face by a nefarious hooligan, and I have only the audiobook to thank when I know I have been "punched" by a "bad guy." It was only the magic of verbal-speaking-words-noise that made me understand that there are "other people" and that they "do stuff."
Sometimes, even, in "groups."
Before the Society Lessons Audiobook, I knew nothing. I was pure, innocent, uncorrupted by concepts such as "parents" and "door." I am grateful every day that there is no such concept as "being shown things" or "simple logical reasoning" or "looking."
Blessed be those amongst us who escape the horrors of the Society Lessons Audiobook. I pray that you never learn what anything is. Be free! Free as a bird, which also knows nothing and famously cannot learn. 🤗
DEAF/HOH FOLLOWERS I'm losing my mind do you want me to bump a 'Hearing Disabilities Herb Guide' to the top of my priorities? Something you can use to bludgeon whackadoodles like that. This is ridiculous
Obviously not a MEDICINE guide but like; common causes of hearing disability in clan cats. Accommodations for hearing loss vs congenital deafness. Actual difficulties of not having that sense Clan-by-Clan. Debunking of misconceptions like... not being able to learn APPARENTLY.
#bone babble#Fennelposting#Obviously the answer is 'theyre incapable of THINKING' but like... they do know snow has a line right#In the book. He figured out. A word. Through observation.#He says 's'all right' because he knows it calms ppl down#He did not need to hear the magic words 'You can make noises at others to influence them'#Like a fucking tutorial tip#Im going to start keeping a JOURNAL of ''times people have been weird about snowkit specifically''#Ableism#cw ableism#I could also link to the pawspeak thing so it's all in one place#I wrote this last night and put it in the queue and I laid awake thinking of this...#What do they think happens when someone goes to another country where things aren't written/spoken in a language they know?#Do they think they wouldn't be able to figure out anything? Do they think the tourist would just perish#Would they collapse in the streets of Berlin sobbing?#Happened to me. Went to England and they called it a Car Boot Sale instead of a Flea Market and I died to death#AND if I did make that guide please tell me if there's any other weird misconceptions you need to see in it#I know that ONE of them is going to have to be that. like. deaf people make noise.#theyre actually quite loud because they don't know they're making noise#and people with hearing loss do not suddenly forget how to speak.#and people born deaf dont talk like cavemen#cw body horror#tw body horror#EDIT: OOPS sorry I have such an astonishingly tolerance for body horror I did not realize that counted as body horror
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If you were to put countries on a sliding scale of 'most closely connected and tied to their people living amongst them having friends amongst them and actively seeking ways of engaging with them' versus 'existing purely in the work for government/military as required and the only meaningful relationships they have is with other countries'... where would you put certain nations?
Say France with his casual moving and advise giving ways (radio show or simply having conversations with people on the street), America and Canada with the semi-close but still distant YouTube channels and living in suburban areas or England and Japan with their minders/secretaries that they are close with but otherwise don't venture outside of a small circle and live in the countryside versus Spain who didn't even notice his people were having one of the worst internal conflicts in modern history during his civil war.
#this isn't a dig at toni mind you i'm still baffled by Hima's choice there#oh! or turkey protecting tourists by body slamming pick pockets... honestly there are golden interactions here and there#you can't say it's a democracy vs autocracy thing either I think#lithuania does not have a life outside of work versus poland who's a twitch streamer...#this sliding scale of i am of my people with my people to i am myself and just myself to i am just another civil servant don't talk to me#hetalia#op
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It’s time to admit the truth
Conner is the responsible one.
#He is though!!!!#conner: what you have there?#Alex: a magic book!#Conner: NO!!!#Alex just gives off responsible vibes because she likes books and gives Conner disapproving looks#But in the end she’s the one that does the stupid reckless stuff#Becomes tourist in another demension#Goes to face the most powerful witch/fairy by herself twice#Keeps climbing tall stuff#Conner just want his sister to be okay#And she’s like nah I wanna adventure#Tlos#the land of stories#conner bailey#alex bailey#i forgot#drugs Mother Goose to find out what happened to her l and then went off on HER OWN without telling her brother to save her mom#Conner is so done with her at that point
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if it wasn't for all the rude tourists i think i could be happy living here
#its rly pretty#but yea i tried to leave a cafe and got pushed out of the way by like 10 people trying to get in n didnt get a sorry or ty:c#got pushed into a bush bc they couldnt wait 2 seconds#they also dnt seem to understand that u need to move slightly to let people off of busy transport n they cant just force their way through u#i shouldnt b angry ab tourists bc i guess i am one too but tht type can be veryy frustrating#maybe i just dont like rude people n am just generalising idk#anyway im off to see a castle n stuff#and am vry sad about going home#i need another week or 10 in scotland
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I am drunk and in London and CATORU CHOSE ME
#gojo catoru#gojo satoru#he bolted from another group of tourists to me (solo tourists)#I had just exited a pizza shop and I was carrying a criminal amount of burrata#which probably tipped the odds in my favor#this is also the night I ran around trying to get kidnapped by fae and failed#so this was my consolation pizza
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he tells them all about the louvre, since that is where they’re bound to go after paying. he tells them about the notre dame and about the seine and about the history of paris. remus can tell, by the way his tongue curls around the words and by his passionate voice, that it was not the first, and it would not be the last, time he tells someone about his city.
when their order arrives, sirius thanks the waitress, and strikes a small conversation with her; they seem to know each other, by the way she smiles, all plump lips and dark, warm brown eyes. she flicks her curls over her shoulder and puts an arm on sirius’ shoulder, and remus’ breath hitches a little, in the back of his throat.
she sets their drinks and treats on the table and she elegantly leaves; sirius’ eyes trail at her.
sirius gestures to the table, inviting everyone to take their order. lily smiles at remus — although they had met just days before, on the plane, he feels like he’s known her for ages. she’s lighthearted and warm and fierce, and she’s exactly the kind of person remus needs in his life.
“so,” she says, looking at sirius as she took a sip from her coffee, “sirius. have you ever imagined yourself moving out of france? somewhere else, maybe?”
sirius shakes his head. “paris will always be my home.” there’s a tinge of accent to his voice, obviously, that remus finds charming. sirius leans back in his chair, elegantly and with not much thought to it, and puts his arm on the headrest.
“i see,” lily answers. “you know, i can’t blame you, paris really is beautiful.”
“they don’t call it the city of love for nothing.” he grins, because he doesn’t smile. remus has noticed that; he smirks, or grins, and remus would like to see it for the rest of his life, thank you very much.
dorcas nudges remus. “come on, say something. i know you want to talk to him, don’t be a coward.”
but remus had never been known to be exactly brave. so, he sits in silence and smiles as sirius falls into conversations with the other tourists again.
#a little bit of the tour guide/tourist au that i was telling you guys about <3#because i don’t really have ideas to write rn so i’ll just do this and then another part for it because i have an idea#lily evans#dorcas meadowes#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#wolfstar summer trip au#my writing
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Giving nicknames, testing boundaries (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#How /did/ Max come to like him so much in just two years? I have my theories :3#More Teen Max!! Nothing has changed I just continue to love him lol#Two years is a pretty quick turnaround for such a stubborn kid - though I guess for a child two years can be a long time haha#Went from just hating Dex's guts of trying to drive him away and make him quit and hating being kept on a short leash#Does make me wonder how much of him kissing him was an impulse - I mean obviously lol but how much was genuine attraction!#Certainly seemed like a lot :0 Even upon being rejected he couldn't give it up! Still took him another several years to act again tho haha#I mean - in the text lol who knows what they got up to in the time skips hehe ♪#AnyWay lol - them getting used to each other of slowly working into tolerating each other#Max said something in one of his wake-ups that as I read it implied Dexter was something of a polyglot?? Which - love that ♪#If not conversationally-fluent then at tourist-fluent y'know I think that's great <3#Which got me thinking about other languages and insults and curses haha#I like the idea of Dex only really strong-arming Max about Actual deviant behaviour - something that puts himself or others at risk#Harmless little things like any teen would do - like name-calling! Haha - just get a kind of neutral ''Huh''#As well as interest <3 Not an outright dismissal not a lecture but at least the appearance of investment!#Considering Max's home life I can't imagine he had all that many people genuinely (or fake) interested in his shenanigans#All about suppressing the symptoms more than rooting out the cause it's amazing what just showing a little interest can do#I also just think it's cute of Max getting away with something silly and harmless but totally biting and mean! <in his mind haha#Silly lad <3
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Rough week, stobin daydreaming time.
Steve and Robin taking off to Europe together post canon. Starting with Paris, where Robin gets to kiss a girl on the Eiffel Tower. Steve gets his hands on a camcorder somehow (maybe his dad got one in '83 when they first hit the non-profit market) and instead of postcards they send tapes to Hawkins.
(please ignore how heavy and expensive that would have been compared to postcards, though I think the blank tapes themselves wouldn't have been that pricey by '87)
Each tape is thirty minutes long (technically limitations) and consists of several short scenes of Steve and Robin being silly near some landmark. Usually only one of them is visible, but both are audible in every clip. The party watches the tapes together, and Dustin makes copies for everyone who asks.
And sometimes for two people who don't.
The Harringtons aren't especially interested in their son's inexpert camera work as he tries to keep all of an enthusiastic Robin in frame, but they do know someone who works for a subsidiary of TWA, and is desperate for programming for their new channel.
So when Steve and Robin get back to Hawkins, they have an intriguing job offer.
#stobin travel show my beloved fantasy#and yeah twa (the airline) really did launch the travel channel in 1987#stranger things#platonic stobin#also robin writes articles about gay night life and safe places everywhere they shoot#she publishes them under a pseudonym#initially just the places for women#but once steve figures out he's bi he gives her all the info on gay men's hangouts#(steve realizes he's bi after trying to have a conversation with another tourist in a language neither is fluent in)#(and the other guy thinks steve is hitting on him and responds accordingly)#(with a kiss)#(and steve 'act first think later' harrington goes with the flow and has a good time so...)#(the conversation with robin the next day is kind of awkward)
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Writing a CV really is all about lying
#''experience in literary writing'' ''five years of experience in simultaneous translation'' and it's like#i've got one story that was published in a school magazine and the simultaneous translation was just me mediating between tourists and#the owners of the place they were renting#but like that WAS simultaneous translation and i DO have a lot of experience with literary writing.#it's just that i'm lying about the specifics#i really don't wanna work thooooo#my dad was in downright shock going ''wym you have work to do aren't you on holiday?🤨''#what holiday. we got friday and monday off. and i still have this due on the 1st and another assignment on the 3rd#and i don't plan on working on easter saturday and sunday#whether i'll work tomorrow or not is also questionable bc there's a chance i'll get my period and then what
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I've always held back on buying the cute whale shark plushies whenever fly out from home
Not this time, though
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Dismayed to find out hermitblr is Minecrafters and not hermit crabs
#we let our judgement get the better of us and bought some hermit crabs to spoil (if they survive the ‘I may just die on u’ phase)#and I’m trying to do some reading since it’ll be a few days before we get them home and get them a better enclosure#the worst part is we went to another tourist trap place and they were in an even worse state……#we named them after the goth kids since we have 4 of them
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once again begging white authors to stop writing their token POC characters to have blue or green eyes just because they want the ~ aesthetic ~ 🙃🙂↔️
#it’s so annoying and racist for no reason at all?????????#also not this author also in the first chapter insinuating that a non-touristy spot in a tourist vacation town - a local place - is ‘dirty’#not a good look miss 😬😬#I just.#ma’am I am only THIRTEEN PAGES INTO THIS BOOK can you maybe cool it on the quirky girlie racism for one fucking second#something something there’s a reason I don’t read this particular genre often but geez this is A Lot TM#giving the author one more chance because my sister liked another one of her books but 😬🫣 please say sike pls say you’re making a point 🫣😬#also obviously not having token representation and rather just writing it normal like a normal person is ideal and yet
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#just blocked 3 people on Twitter because I made a 'not every Argentine but always an Argentine' comment#regarding another case of racism that happened recently#but seriously I never read a world about tourists from idk Colombia Uruguay Mexico any other latam country doing it#it's always someone from Argentina#like every time one of their teams play here you can be sure at least one fan will end up in jail for racist chants/gestures#so yeah 🤷#a word not world*
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what. ? !
#you meet a guy who teaches you how to make sheng jian bao.#he falls in love with you and writes you a letter confessing. and then resigns from THE RESTAURANT HE OWNS (?!) and runs away#three years later you meet as tourist in an european ... mall#he takes your grandmother's ring off the necklace around your neck and proposes to you RIGHT THEN (standing up?????) AND YOU SAY YES ????#sometimes things will happen in a story and the story will still be. lackluster in some way#but also like hey. listen. i write a fair amount of fic. not a lot. some. YES THE RECONCILIATION GETTING TOGETHER CONVERSATION IS HARD#BUT CMON THAT'S WHAT YOU OWE THE AUDIENCE FOR MAKING THEM SIT THROUGH ALL THE REST OF IT#you cant just jump to AND THEN THEY GET ENGAGED#couldnt the girl at least have GIVEN him the necklace ??#sigh .... all the women played by this lead actress were written in the most fascinating way: intended to be plucky and headstrong but#ultimately IS PRESENTED WITH ALMOST ZERO INTERESTING OR CHARACTER-DEFINING CHOICES / ACTIONS IN CLIMAX SCENES!#crying emoji ............ time to go read fic about it#hidey watches granting you a dreamlike life#okay i did like cheng musheng's line about forgiving himself.#wish they'd committed another episode to the modern day pair tho
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