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masherbrum · 2 months ago

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global heads of xyz werden hier für absurde vanity tasks der geschäftsleitung angestellt, labern 2-3 mal komplett inkompetentes, irritierendes zeugs in meetings, und dann werden sie nach nem halben oder max 1 jahr wieder vor die tür gesetzt

#der titel ist wie so ne narrenkappe #da weisst der/die verdient das x-fache von dir und hat null plan #aber ohne scheiss was für eine riesenkacke #corruptio optimi pessima #oder so #😭😭😭😭😭#auch “...of soccer”#just w t f #.fb #aber ok soll er halt machen

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blackcathjp · 6 months ago

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any smut fic recs? 👀

OOOH YES!! my main consumption is literally 90% pwps and/or contains smut, and about 95% are dmhp fics 🫣 i do enjoy plot-heavy fics, but i like when there is spice!

i made this drarry praise kink fic rec list before, check that out! here are some other ones:

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all hues in his controlling by wolfpants (1k)

harry de-ages himself for kinky birthday sex with draco. morally grey and hot indulgence of age difference and virginity kink.

the best treasure is up harry's arse by bafflinghaze (2k)

bratty harry feat. draco's dirty mouth and obsession with his arse. ticks off all the kinks i want in a fic 🥴

smart brevity by lucifergraced (3k)

draco malfoy is an arse man. he likes what he sees, he will take what he wants. uniform kink and fingers in mouth. that's it.

arms and elbows by iota_after_dark (3k)

harry is desperate to please draco, which means trying something new - fisting. draco is so bossy and hot here. also they're weirdo roommates w/ zero boundaries lol.

dirty fucking dangles by p1013 (5k)

hockey players who get the hots for e/o's impressive athleticism. is it normal to have a crush on someone who will literally crush and bruise you on the ice? not unless you like impact play!

all i have to do by fluxweed (9k)

draco expects a hyper-realistic sexual fantasy and unknowingly ends up w/ the real deal. harry leaves hermione hanging for an hour to indulge in this sudden dreams-come-true sexcapade. oops.

just a trial run by tenthousandyears (9k)

d/s fic that blew my mind. plays with alcohol kink, praise kink, "sex worker" kink, consensual dub-con, and more. discovering what they like and realizing they love e/o by doing lots of debauchery!

the complete idiot's guide to losing your entire mind by oknowkiss (10k)

utterly depraved. no nut november concept where draco greedily controls harry's orgasms and harry is super sex-dumb. i love the pipeline of fwb to "i love you, didn't you know we've been dating?"

two weeks by shiftylinguini (21k)

overprotective possessive veela harry, who is emotionally sick until he "meaningfully connects" w/ his important person... aka, draco! the sexual tension and pining is portrayed so well, and creatively manifests in harry's new veela body. i love this wry humor, no-nonsense draco so much.

lusimeles by orphan_account (23k)

devastatingly tender. harry is self-destructive in dealing w/ his trauma, but Mr. Draco Malfoy wrecks his plans. draco just knows what needy harry wants and needs, which is to be taken care of, loved, and kept. i love this line from harry: "how nice it was to be understood without words." 🥹

only for october by dodgerkedavra (53k, wip)

lovely fic disguised as an unassuming "fwb have a kinky month of sex" story. drarry deal with inner demons by taking care of e/o through sex to ground themselves in reality. they fall in love in the process AND there's an intriguing mystery plot. it's so good.

whisky-tango-foxtrot by vukovich (58k)

transformed my life. i've read this like 5 times? unrelentingly absurd and over-the-top funny with refreshing characterization and humor. drarry's animagus traits seep into their human behaviors, leading to adrenaline junkie, horny trashy slut harry x inexperienced, dramatic, mate-for-life draco. this fic isn't for everyone, but it's a hot wild ride.

#found fics that actually have plots #idr how i found w-t-f (just realized it makes this abbreviation WHICH IS SO?? IT REALLY IS LIKE A WHIRLWIND OF WTF??)#but i am so glad i found it #i tend to reread the same smut fics too lol they're faves for a reason!#drarry #drarry smut #drarry fics #asks

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clownsuu · 1 year ago

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Heeeeyyyy You know what?

I LOVE FLUFFY ONES!!!!

btw, this is not an Oc, it's.. A Version of the discarded character from Welcome Home named Sunny

It's my version as a nun/monk

ALSO!! I draw ur version of Home and Sunny in the church confessional and and- DAMN IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, JUST HERE TO SAY THAT UR DRAWINGS AND EVERYTHING CHARACTERS (Oc's) THAT U MADE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, FOR LOVE OF GOD- I'm Ur fan- a big fan u guess- (sorry I'm nervous-)

EVEN MORE ROBBIE ROBS RUBS AUGHAUAHAHGH

#O shid sunny!#I keep forgetting their existence- but it’s a scrapped concept so maybe that’s a good idea JHDHF #BUT MAN SO MUCH ROBBIE LOVE ;;;;;;;;#AND HOME TOO G A H HE LOOKS SO SHNAZZY #I love how home looks like a mad scientist with his whisped out hair- just m w a h #C h a o s #hes a god and a father #A g o d f a t h e r #LMAOOO #ALSO DONT BE NERVOUS GAMER I LOVE ALL YA GAMERS AAAAA #Ya guys are so cool and respectful ;;;;

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royaltea000 · 4 months ago

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hey did it hurt

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fujii-draws · 8 months ago

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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

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prostocupoftea · 8 months ago

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Hello @sashazakbun24 i just came here to say that your son is very pretty thats all thank you byeee

#kinitopet #kinitopet fanart #kinito the axolotl #he is just so “if a search engine was a person” vibe #also fellow square glasses w/ this glasses chain enjoyer #i wear those myself so this is a good taste indeed #aaand i accidentally f-d up his hand so now it is weird T-T #but at least proportional #i feel like fanart today #y'all have such good kinito designs i swear #now i feel like i made mine too hard to draw T_T #welp. too late #my habit of drawing on the edge shoots me in my knee again. now he is weirdly cropped #prosto cup of art

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year ago

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Irondad fic ideas #153

It's one of those "Peter gets outed as Tony's kid" fics. Except, you know how most of those end not too long after the public drama gets resolved? Peter and Tony talk out their feelings, maybe there's a press conference, and then it's over?

Not this one! This one contains a bonus plot!

A few years after the reveal, when the media frenzy has cooled down and Peter is now seen as just a normal celebrity kid, the internet explodes anew when Tony Stark's Secret Son We've Only Known About For Like 5 Years turns out to be Spider-Man.

#full scenarios in the club only! no epilogues you cowards!#double stuffed identity reveal fic what more could you want #irondad fic ideas #internet @ peter parker age 14: WTF WTF TONY STARK'S SECRET SON #internet @ peter parker age 19: oh yeah I saw an interview with him a few months ago I think he's at MIT now? Neato #internet @ peter parker literally one (1) day later: .......W (: T (: F (: !!!!!!#irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #ironfam #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

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adrasteaeydiate · 7 months ago

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SAME O.O

AND NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

WHAT

THE

FUCK

?????????!!!!

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geosaurus · 1 year ago

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Get Your Life Together AU

#kaiji #kaiji itou #akagi #akagi shigeru #FKMT #edit: updated this illustration bc some of the rendering was bothering me #if you dont know what Kaiji is just pretend these are my OCs bc they might as well be for how unrecognizable they are. Also read/watch Kaij #why did i draw an AU where Kaiji gets his life together & becomes a tattoo artist and f.t.m Akagi is there? anxiety i guess??#i've been unemployd as flck and my coping stratergy is that i terraform my blorbos #i know tattooing is kinda tabooin japan bc of yakuza but kaiji and akagi are pariahs so why not. not like he can keep a normal job anyway #it puts him in the flow state he craves but instead of gambIing away ungodly amounts of money he just draws a w ee d leaf on kazuyas a s #i put thought into the tatoos and stickers etc i want to explain them but i doubt anyone would read all that. but please enjoy the details #HEY HERE'S A FUN FACT ABOUT THIS POST #it wasn't showing up in the fkmt fandom tags for a while so i complainted to tumblr about it bc i was feeling petty #apparently tumblr looks through all your tags and all the individual words within your tags to see if its sensitive material #so i went through and changed words until it showed up in the tags #and then changed some back to see what would keep it in. and i know for a fact that one of the sensitive words was f////t///////m #so thats cool.

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authoruio · 3 months ago

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what if i randomly draw peoples ocs and sending it to their inbox would that be funny

#^taken by insanity of too much work #and will stop at nothing to get what she wants #anyway just a funny thought #w h a t i f r i g h t ?#im just high in motivation #its my superpower after all #!!ui talks

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cherry-vennom · 9 days ago

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#not pictured: how incredibly strange I feel rn #received information & perspective that has honestly left me feeling some kind of mind fucked #and not in a good way #and I’m not usually so surprised #like I have solid intuition and foresight that rarely ever allows for this level of w t f #gonna need 7-22 business days to process #that first butterfly picture edit took a while and I used half my brain to enjoy editing 🦋#and the other half was processing the newly received data #symbolism of butterflies #definitely some kind of transformation happening here ?#but rn we’re just in the caterpillar desolving into goop stage #just honestly not even sure what’s going on or why or what I should do next #so I guess I’ll just allow myself to feel all the sorts of weird I feel .#she speaks #perspective #personal post #yin #butterflies #art #the goddess herself

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lankylunatic · 1 year ago

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Lil cheeb + fanart of kibby Vash for @faindri I fell head over heels in love with your Space Royals AU and the designs and story! [seriously take a look at the au they have it's fantastic!] Please enjoy a leetol bean, hope you like it! <3

#trigun #trigun fanart #trigun au #space royals au #vash the stampede #trigun vash #get to flex my anthro drawing skills a lil bit haha #fr tho I love these designs so much they're so cuuute ;w;#fanart #my art #please take a look at the space royals au tag and faindri's stuff in general like oml you will have a f e a s t #also really just wanted to draw his lil kibby peets

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grimmweepers · 2 months ago

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it always makes me laugh a lil when i tell my online friends some of my real life lore bc yes i’m all !!! >< omgee weeee :3 on the internet

#but when i tell ppl i’ve been in fights or i’ve had cops come to my house for diff reasons or i used to do genuinely stupid things #like run away or smash windows #or smash anything #they’re like w t f ????#my life before 2021 was crazy and i’ve had a lot of personal growth obvi #now i just work / stay home on the weekend / occasionally travel / see my girlie pops / and be delulu over 2d ppl <3 #even still - when i run into old old friends they always ask me ‘what changed you?’#idk!#life i guess!#tw personal #but it’s not that deep #it’s not something i keep a secret but i personally think it’s loserism if this behaviour is something you brag about #which is why i never bring it up #but rmbering an old conversation w a mutual made me post this

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paranoidkid · 5 months ago

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helppppp being disabled is so expensive fuuuck. i have like. an old insulin pump (~6 years old?) and my endocrinologist said I should get a newer model and the CGM that goes with it which runs in a loop, and that would be AMAZING for my blood sugar and keeping me a1c down but… out of pocket with the insurance I have right now (deductible not met) is $2,000 . and goddamn I do not have $2k . they have a payment plan but it’s like $50/mo for 4 years and I might die if I commit to that. but wouldn’t a new pump and cgm that work together be nice… on top of having a new service dog also??

just for the record at my current job I make $10/hr + tips and work ~25h/wk which obviously isn’t great and then I have to pay 525.60 to my dad for rent (cringe) and then leftover from that I have maybe $200 every two weeks to keep to myself but it doesn’t even keep to myself because I have a new puppy and I go to therapy and am disabled so I have doctors appointments and debts and it’s just like come ON man does everything have to be this expensive ???? why does my CGM sensor right now cost 37.99 a piece and my quarter yearly endo appointments cost $45 for just the appointment not including the debt I have accrued for the labs and other various testing that’s like $608 right now… ON TOP OF THE $1.4K DENTIST DEBT I HAVE ??!!?!? it’s over for me. fuck

#.txt #venting sorry #I’m just so. overwhelmed #i also hate asking for money from people T-T so posting like this sucks #^ that being said though if you want to send me money I will. Not say no #it’s just awkward for me to accept money from people but it does help going towards rent and food and shit on top of all of that #or you can commission me!! My commission post rn is a little out of date but #you’re always welcome to send an ask or sm #I’m also gonna try learning how to do n/s/f/w shit yeah #maybe I can make money with that too. Fuck it all #diabetes posting

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throwawayasoiafaccount · 4 months ago

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hotd never fails to disappoint

#w h a t #t h e #f u c k #this fandom also really sucks :/#i’ll never understand how certain team green fans can claim to love alicent and helaena and yet unironically support the side of the war #that very much wants to continue perpetuating patriarchal violence and control #aka the very thing that’s made both these female characters so very miserable #why is it so difficult for people to understand that rhaenyra becoming queen and reigning in her own right for some good long years #would force an ideological shift and would open a discussion that had been closed for a long time in westeros #alicent has suffered from the patriarchy but she also continues the cycle w/ her treatment of her children #please just please understand that you do not have to like team black nor do you have to like team black characters #but trying to justify aegon usurping rhaenyra is nonsense and completely unjustifiable no matter how hard you try to twist the situation #and please don’t try to take some centrist ‘team smallfolk stance’ bc that stance is simply one ppl take to shift the topic away #from the patriarchy and how denying a woman her legal inheritance tore the realm apart #‘but andal tradition’ bleh ‘why should the targs be ruling’ bleh ‘the small folk suffer more’ bleh ‘the dragons are nukes’ bleh #these are all red herrings meant to divert away from the main topic & are usually used by ppl to justify their support of team green #supporting the team that wishes for the continuation of the cycle is wrong #i support team black bc this is a break in the cycle and opens a discussion that westeros has needed for thousands of years #the social change would be slow but at least there’d be change!#<-of course we know this discussion didn’t rly open bc rhaenyra didn’t have a peaceful transfer of power and later died way too early on #but even tho she died so early a character in the main books series is using the precedent she set to support her own claim! (arianne)#anti team green #asoiaf fandom critical #anti alicent stans #anti aegon ii stans #pro team black #pro rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #anti hotd

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year ago

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Imagine

You're walking home, or to work or school, or wherever- and you get caught in the rain. It starts to downpour. Like, big fat droplets of Gaia tears; Thick 'my son-husband has secretly hidden children within me causing a terrible migraine so welp; here baby Cronus, take this flint sickle and castrate brother-daddy' kinda rain. I'll stop with the Greek Mythology now, I'm sure you get it. Heavy rain.

You're getting soaked despite whatever you're using to protect your skin from it all (A binder, a bag, your jacket, a hat,.. an umbrella perhaps), your nose is cold, and you can barely see 10 feet in front of you apart from any street lights around, when-

A car pulls up directly next to you. You have the horrible panicked moment of 'am i going to be kidnapped today', before you recognise the car and the side door is thrown open in front of you.

Your F/O gestures and/or calls for you to get in. They knew you would be out at this time (They're familiar with your basic schedule ^^), saw the downpour and thought immediately 'Oh shit wait, Y/N's out in this'- and came right over to get you out of it.

What's their car like? Is it sleek and well taken car of? Is it a regular old thing? Does it look like its gonna break down any time now?

Do they have a blanket for you to throw over your legs? Or do they throw you their coat??~~~

Do they enforce seat belts? Are they gonna refuse to go if you just pull the blanket over your shoulders and 'forget' (Or genuinely forget) to buckle up or will they lean over and buckle you themselves?

Are they taking you to your destination or are they taking you to their house because you need a hot shower and to get warm or you're gonna catch a cold? Are they kind about it or bossy? XD

Will they stop by a drive thru to get you something to eat and/or drink? Maybe something lovely and hot?? Or are you two the crazy people who eat ice cream when its cold 'cuz it wont melt'?

Possibly most importantly; Is their any chance that your F/O would kick you back out into the rain for any reason? XD

#THIS WAS ME TODAY #there was me. a ragamuffin. walking home with my side bag full of a million things for placement #plus another bag with tea and a wooden tea set also for placement #wearing only a thin jacket and a hat- a s t r a w hat #and the heavens open up--#god what i would've given for 👠cruella to tear down the street and snap at me to get in the bloody car- XD #i'd have fur tickling my nose from the coat thrown at me and she would take me straight to her house without a word XD ^^#this gives me the warm and fuzzies ^^#🐊jim would take me through a drive thru and get me food and we sit in the parking while the rain threatens to break the roof of the car-#(oh my gosh more warm and fuzzies XD)#and 🖕otis is kidnapping me but he doesnt care if i shower and get warm or not he just wanted me and doesnt care about any plans i had >>#none of them care about seat belts #(though if cruella or otis is driving Iiii certainly care about seatbelts #and those two would also kick me out if i pushed their buttons 😅😅 no sense of humour. dang- XD #F/O #F/O's #F/O Imagine #F/O Imagines #F/O x Reader

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