#just to make me feel worse about not getting that variant 😭

[piepiepiemag]

imagine the scenario: i’m using ascendant midas, zooming with my car towards reckless railways. my map shows me ares’ medallion. i go towards it. there are no items around it, indicating a fight, just a medal next to a bush.

“suspicious…” i say “…but shiny!”

i get out of the car and grab it. motherfucking MONTAGUE jumps out of the bush and shotguns me to death. "ughhh You....." is all i can say.

[wickjump]

Hey. Hey come here.

*gets really close and whispers in your ear*

Nightmare with leg problems/chronic pain in legs that he doesn't want to admit/acknowledge until one day he literally falls down in front of one of his gang members (like Killer for example) and finally needs to acknowledge it and is forced to go to a doctor and finds out he needs to use a cane (or be a part time wheelchair user or something) and he's very upset about this and Dream is confused on why there hasn't been any attacks on AUs recently, meanwhile the gang is helping Night get used to this.

*runs away*

(Sorry if this was inaccurate on chronic pain idk much about it)

OOH OOH ME ME i have chronic pain!!!! granted in my back not legs BUT I HVAE IT!!! aw i love chronic pain headcanons they make me feel happy. it’s good to be in pain when other characters also are so you can write it well (i recently was in the emergency room for it)

i feel like he would find other ways to continue his work even without the use of his legs (ie using tentacles to walk/move around, which we’ve seen him use before, and def have other types of pain—head pain and migraines, for example, because half his head was blown off. he 🤝 horror )the worst migraines ever)

he’s a very work oriented type character, regardless of interpretation he’s often doing work in some shape or form, whether physical or paperwork; i don’t think that would change at all. i love aid users btw, especially hcs too theyre so underrepresented, and i def think that works for other characters, but nightmare,, wouldn’t, the same way i haven’t gotten a cane despite how that would probably make my life easier. I’m a ‘tough through the pain’ kind of person—I’ll feel it regardless, it’s best to chuck pain meds and get on with my day. and nightmare does have options—again, tentacles, the ability to grow said tentacles and generally shift to provide aids on his own.

sans would use a cane/wheelchair 100%, as would most other classic variants or swap papyri. they don’t care nearly enough to make themselves feel pain on the daily for sake of “usefulness” or “appearances”. nightmare, i just don’t think would. he views his cause as too important and neglecting his pain like i or others can do seems more fitting. he’d despise not being able to move as ‘freely’ as he’d like even if it would be better for him. on worse days he sits down the entire time in his office and makes his henchmen do his dirty work. he’d find ways to work with it—he is 500 years old after all.

but holy shit do i LOVE the headcanon where he has chronic pain in his legs!!!!!!!!!! i feel that he uses something that acts like a cane but isn’t sometimes, something like a staff that he subconsciously uses to support himself while still looking ‘prestigious’ or whatever the fuck. but traditional aids? no way. he’d sooner die than go to a doctor, he’s too full of himself and cocky to get help from someone, especially one he doesn’t know. even in a fanon approach where his gang urges him to do something about it, he’d rather make a remedy for worse pain himself.

idk just my thoughts!!!!! also don’t skip out on getting aids or pain meds nightmare is immortal and a fucking stuck up asshole and an idiot. go to a doctor. get checked out. get prescription pain meds and aids if you need them. do all the things, don’t do what i do im just a dick to myself and probably a bit of a masochist given how little i ask for help with these things 😭

ANYWAY YA!!!! love this hc so much thank u anon,,

[starheirxero]

Xero…Xero heLP- THESE LAST FEW LORE VIDEOS HAVE RENDERED ME SPEECHLESS-

I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND CLAWING OFF MY WALLS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL-

I swear to god, I don't have words to describe, what this arc is making me feel/pos-

Moon is seemingly completely losing his grasp on reality, causing him to become more violent. He's becoming reckless, because nothing feels real anymore. He doesn't care anymore, if he's playing the villain, and has actively decided to lean into this role, as a matter of keeping control!

Sun is breaking down, because he lost his brother. Again. The Moon in front of him is nothing more than a shell of who he used to be, and he's struggling to keep his head above water.

Monty is planning on bringing old Moon back! I adore old Moon, but I care for New Moon just as much. What will happen to him, once his old self is back? Will he be trapped? Will he die?? Killing him would be unbelievably cruel, especially in his current state!

EARTH IS GODDAMN KIDNAPPED AGAIN- Another thing to point out to it, is what was said. Eclipse wondered, how she can still be so kind and positive. Earth has threatened Ruin and Bloodmoon to kill them, if she has to. If she were to kill them in self defense, I worry, what it'll do to her mental state!

And Oh god, our two villains, Jesus christ…

Ruin is Ruin, as he is. He fascinates me-

Bloodmoon, on the other hand, is simply heartbreaking. He's actively talking and arguing with himself, because his brother isn't there to reassure him anymore! He's desperately trying to fill the silence…

Another thing I found really interesting was Puppet's talk with Foxy! What makes a person? What makes a creature? What makes one good, and what makes one bad?

It's just so fascinating, I don't even have words!

This is, by far, one of my favorite arcs yet!!! It's so twisted, it's so intense, it's everything I could wish for!!!

-Stardust

YWHQYEYAYAYYAYYAA!!!!!!!! IT'S SO MANY LAYERS OF JUST, HOLY SHIT.

The whole. vague hand motions. Everything with Moon has me intrigued beyond belief but also SO HEARTBROKEN ON SO MANY LEVELS. The one time he absolutely needs his family most, he's lost all of them AND he'll potentially be killed ?!?!! I'm personally hinging my hope that it'll be more of a merge than killing one to replace the other. but I'm also terribly worried that, instead of being leveled out, it just makes everything so much worse HDJSBD

AND WITH EARTH, GOSH, YEAH. I know that yesterday's episode had a fascinating title and I haven't watched it yet, but it has me WORRIEDDD 😭 Exactly like you said, even if its in self defense that she kills someone, I am soso worried about what that'd do to her mentally.

And stars yea the two villains rn.... Like u said, Ruin is fascinating as per usual, but Bloodmoon is just out here KILLIN' ME ☹️ He's been trying his best to cope with his twin's death and it is just DEVASTATING 2 me ☹️☹️☹️ AND YEA OMS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FOXY N PUPPET'S CONVO I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ON IT FOR REAL AHAKAHSKD

It almost makes me think of how Earth almost always call Bloodmoon some variant of "little creature", how that may make it easier for her to hurt and/or kill him. Yk?? Ahsjsbd its all just SO FUN. I am frolicking around HEJAHAJ

[existential-labrador]

So rather than a bingo for what I’d like to see in the finale, I’ve made a rough hierarchy of my best case to worst case scenarios that I’ve been thinking about 😂 Best case first.

Lokius canon. Don is a separate variant who happily stays with his boys but our Mobius stays with Loki and they run the TVA/have adventures together, get married, whatever they feel like.

Same on the Lokius front except Mobius is Don but still hangs out with Loki and manages to look after his boys thanks to time travel. Loki helps out with parenting too obviously because, they are married your honour.

Lokius not canon but they stay together (I would rather have these two not separated than be canon. They belong together, whatever form that takes.)

Lokius canon but they can’t stay together together (because apparently that’s a theme with my ships.) Sylvie stays with Loki platonically.

Lokius not canon and they can’t stay together. Sylvie stays with Loki platonically.

Lokius not canon, they can’t stay together and Sylki romance (I may be a diehard Lokius shipper but I would rather Loki had someone than be alone, which is why this isn’t at the bottom of the list.)

Loki has to look after the TVA alone/ends up alone (Fuck. This.)

Loki sacrifices himself and dies (Do I see the poetry of this? Yes. Do I want it? Hell no. Been there done that, thank you. And yes, I considered that him being alone is worse, but at least there would be the potential for him to not be alone forever.)

Sadly I know 1 and 2 are never gonna happen. As for all of the others, they make me nervous as hell. I honestly think 3 is the one I should be setting my sights on since I’m not expecting canon anyway but just need them to stay together pleeeeaaassseeeee 😭😭😭

[ivegotalongmemory]

Twd 11x23 thoughts (I know I'm not emotionally prepared for this) ((spoilers)):

-it doesn't feel like this is the 2nd to last episode, I can't believe it

-that shot of all the weapons in one box is iconic honestly

-lori, CARL, RICK AND MICHONNE mention, yeah I knew I wouldn't be able to handle this

-she put the hat on R.J's head😭

-rosita is gonna be a ruthless bitch this episode right? Please give me that

-oh dianne is here? Where has she beeeeeeen all this time

-that tiny little crumb of ezekiel saying goodbye to nabila and gracie?? Literally a crumb but I love it

-daryl literally cannot say no to Judith can he. And then there's lil r.j who just has to get passed around between the babysitters

-yay mercer go fuck shit up<3

-"is that your faith talking?" "In you, yes" okay look I never cared about rosita/gabriel but I have to admit that was cute

-i feel so bad for aaron and his lil group, like everyone else is back together and then there's these guys still out here, they better be back with the main group before the end of the show. Actually I just had a depressing thought, what if they all die and never make it

-"yet I smile" stop I will cry, ezekiel really did beat all the odds

-"you all are better than me" okay look I am not a negan apologist and I dislike how some people literally suck his dick and forget everything he did, but i do love his arc lately of being self aware and knowing that he did shit and trying to be better for no reason other than to be decent, that little conversation with ezekiel really did pull at my heartstrings

-omg did Maggie hear all that too?

-all these conversations about the Grimes fam are making me emotional

-lmao @ mercer and yumiko acting their asses off in front of this other commonwealth girl

-LYDIA OH MY GOD???? NOT HER

-oh my god don't cut to another scene and leave me hanging like that???

-jerry yelling "dude stop" in the most dire of situations is the most Jerry thing ever

-that scene was almost unbearable, wtf

-lydia is gonna regret all the time she spent hanging out with Aaron because now they're twinning

-jokes aside, oh my god, I mean I'm glad she hasn't just been killed off completely because it could have been worse but yikes

-so sick seeing the whole group working together to infiltrate, reminds me of the earlier seasons

-variant walkers u are cool but this is NOT THE TIME to mess things up

-oh no eugene is fucked

-oh he's not fucked, GO EUGENE!

-i love u jerry please dont die but also i feel like hes gonna because he just said the cursed words "see you on the other side"

-ahh yes the usual killing of all the redshirts while all the mains somehow dont get shot

-and now mercer being arrested? oh this is all going to shit isn't it

-i love a good gunfight though

-also just thought how terrifying it must be for connie who literally can't hear any of this???

-OKAY GIRLIES THIS IS WILD PAMELA WHAT THE FUCK??? Judith literally shoved maggie out of the way to save her?? Stop it rewind right now

-but love how everyone went absolutely psychotic trying to shoot Pamela after she did that, it's what she deserves

-negans reaction to the variant walker just about sums it up

-love luke running up with a smile but like sorry bro we don't have time for smiles and reunions right now

Okay holy shit this whole post was a mess but

-judith shot? everyone desperate to kill Pamela? some guy accidentally opened the gates and let the walkers in? the walkers climbing the walls? Everyone penned in surrounded by the massive horde? Mercers been arrested? Aaron, Lydia, Jerry and elijah all still out there somewhere? We still don't know wtf happened to the oceanside people? now this is the kind of absolute chaos I want for the finale! Also I'm so glad amc apparently aren't releasing the finale early because for once in my life I can avoid being spoiled a whole week early

[lucyjung]

A Foreign Feeling

Yellow diamond, a being of strength, confidence, and  intelligence. So many variants , all from different universes. Dark Yellow Diamond was one of these variants, a some sort of outcast from the others, always emotionless, threatening to kill the others with no indication of lying. None of them were of interest to her, the two humans were worth as much at the ground she walked on and aquatic one was just a hot headed fool. But the only one who seemed to caught her eye was the one who claimed to be the “ original “ Yellow diamond, the only other gem of the group. Of course at first it was nothing special, just another nuisance to her peace or a target to kill. All until Yellow actually started to see her from a different point of view.

Suddenly, she doesn’t see her as some type of threat of outcast, unlike the others. Actually putting in the effort of try to get to know and understand her, which caught her WAY off guard. And after some time and patience, they became friends. Which is we’re the feelings started. Those damn warm feeling she had when she even thought of Yellow. At first Shadow thought that it was something like fear, if you were to face your fears then the fear will disappear. And we’ll she tried that tactic, and made it 100x worse. Which brings her to where she is now. Shadow has developed this odd habit of just observing Yellow, watching go about her day. It alway brought back that warm feeling, but it was a bit addictive. Alway wishing to understand Thai feeling to understand Yellow. And now she will finally get her answer.

Shadow had conger up this magnificent plan to grow some “ balls “ as Merigod said and march right up to Yellow and confront her on what the hell is going on with her and to explain what she doing to her. So she did.

Dark Yellow got up from her seat, walked right up to Yellow with a stone cold face, grabbed her jaw and she was about to say something, but just, froze. She just realized how stupid this was. She tried to speak but her mind just went blank. And then Yellow Finally spoke  up from her state of shock. “ Shadow! What are you doing-?! “ Shadow was pulled from he nonexistent thoughts. The minute Yellow started to talk, she started to panic, she need to to make her shut up before the others hear what is happening. Her mine started racing until she went with the first option that came from he instincts. It wasn’t attacking her on putting her hand over her mouth no, that will be to simple and make too much sense. So her mind went with the wonderful idea of F*UCKING KISSING HER.

And at that moment the world just stopped, everything was not focus on what the hell she is doing to Yellows mouth. That warm feeling was stronger then ever before which basically made it clear that this was a complete failure. But the only thing that made her not let Yellow go is how good it felt. So natural and so warm. And addicting.

But her world cam crash down when Yellow start to struggle and try to pull away. Which is where Shadow pulls back, takes in Yellow blushing face, throws her on the ground, and run for her goddamn life.

Inspirational quote from Shadow:

“ Wow that was stupid dear stars what wasIdoingBlackDiamondcomepickmeuppleaseimagay, hell to the no f*ck this sh*it im out- “

                                     - Dark Yellow Diamond

Mission Failed Successfully 

Hey this is me, the creator of this hot mess of a fic. Uh, This is just something I spawned instead of sleeping. This is a beta/ draft so it will be bad :) Also I’m bad at spelling ;-;

Also some of the parts are just headcannons so correct me if I’m wrong about any one the relationships or feelings. 

Lucy, I love your art and this ship so much. Never apologize about anything about this blog, you are a kind person.

Anyway bye y’all :3 

Ima just- * get stabbed by Dark Yellow for exposing her *

You know what

I REALLY LOVE THIS FANFICCCC SHADOW IS SO CUTE OMGG

I'm still read this again and again!! This is so goooooooood 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Thank you for this fanfic I really love you so much! 💕💕💕💕

And... it's not important, Regular Yellow call her "Dark".

Oh and if you don't mind, can I translate this into Korean? I really want to keep reading it easily. :)

[uglypastels]

eeeek!! im so so sorry that it took me this long to read this. i'm so excited and you know it that i will be commenting as i go so let's get to itttt haha <33

so to start off- love a richkid moment <3 i'm getting ready for the Rolex Watch *takes out binoculars*

“God….” he murmurs, deep voice vibrating against your lips. He brings a hand to cup the side of your face, and you feel yourself gasp as the cool metal of his signet rings -- ok so we are getting straight to it 🥵 fuck the ringsss.

aaaah her wanting to mess up his hair because he looks soft, so true bestie :')

You’d only come with someone else to get his attention.- somehow this gives me very big Gossip Girl vibes and even though i never even managed to finish the show (oops) i fucking love it xoxo

“I like risk,” you say, “we’ve done worse. Do you remember the sauna? -- what happened in the sauna sis 👀

oh shit 👀 not a hickey... and fuck jealous!tom really is in a league of his own wow. god tier

Your heart is a delicate ware, and you hide it behind layers of snark and nonchalance. Only someone truly persistent would be able to reach it, -- well shit i was not prepared to be hit with such emotional pain right there. but also, i will take this time to say how beautiful your writing is (as always) ugh i envy you and your talent, seriously.

“You are not annoying,” he says seriously. “You are spectacular.” -- 😭😭

“I said, guess what, sweetheart?” -- he's such a dick and i'm so here for it fuCK

But we both know that the only way this ends is with you and me, getting together. It ends with us being in love and being happy-- the fact i actually fucking gasped at reading this. wtf my emotions did not sign up for this rollercoaster (but i will gladly go again!)

(at this moment, the cat decided to disturb my reading, so here you go a picture of the variant)

“And, seeing as you have a habit of declining my invitations, I made my own arrangement.” He pauses, eyes narrowing slightly. “Is that okay, darling?” -- such. a. fucking. dick. why is it so hot????

fuck i forgot golf!tom is making an appearance in this too. (eventhough you have 2 pretty obvious pics of him golfing. i just got so lost in the story lmao <33)

Nothing sounds attractive about chasing a ball around a field for several hours -- preach (laughing crying emoji)

i am literally scared and oh no poor harryyyy...

but your cousin Theo has brought his girlfriend, Annabeth. -- annabeth!!! 🥺

“I don’t know,” you drawl, maintaining eye contact with Tom, “I think he’s scared of me. -- scared... sorry but that did make me laugh a bit. aww harry <3

“Do not distract me from my game, or I won’t hesitate to make you regret it.” 👀👀👀

There’s a point where he ends up behind you, arms around you, hands resting over yours as he guides you through the swing. -- that is some good stuff right there 👌

“This is the worst performance I’ve put in all season,” he says, “it’ll ruin my average. Yes, darling. I’m mad.” Tom lets his teeth close around your earlobe as he bites. You whimper at the sharp ache. “Knock it off.”--- oh my fucking god- please abort the mission. abort the mission. im scared now.

You want a hole in one—it just isn’t the type that everyone else around you is striving for -- 👀

He’s open, willing to listen to the boundaries that both of you know have to be set before you engage in any sort of intimate activity. --- we love to see the consent king.

“Do you really want to keep this up?” he challenges. “Really?”.... yes.

Tom raises a brow./ “Thank you,” you say immediately, voice hoarse, throat scratchy. “Thank you, sir.” --- i- just keep breathing, dont scream, take a deep breath- aaah fuck fuck fuck

“Gimme a kiss, darling,” he coos. When he’s lingering in front of you, he puckers up his lips dramatically, staring at you insistently until you step forward to plant a kiss on his mouth. -- he's so fucking cuuute i can't take it and my head is spinning from the 360 this is taking.

and it took me this fucking long to realise that "skort" is an actual thing i- im so dumb 💀

you are absolutely mad but i love you for it H 💖

okay maybe i shouldn't be enjoying it as much but i love the snarky banter between them ah its just *chef's kiss* honestly, all my compliments to the chef.

not to out myself but the fucking degradation and praise is doing my head in- 💀

“Gimme a kiss, darling,” he coos. When he’s lingering in front of you, he puckers up his lips dramatically, staring at you insistently until you step forward to plant a kiss on his mouth. -

i am actually shaking. need a moment to get over this. holy fucking shit!!

and we're back to softboi!tom. be still my beating heart <3

His eyes are so pretty.-- they really fucking are.

Tom squeezes your hand. “What if I want you to melt?”-- can you hear that? it's just me screaming because they are so fucking cuteee

oh my god there's more?? there's more i am so not ready for this part oof ok you really went far and beyond with this one.

It’d shown you a new side to him—one you’d known was sure to exist, but you’d never had the pleasure of meeting before. You’ve discovered that Tom is really good at being domestic—has already memorised the way you take your tea and the layout of the cupboards in your kitchen. He looks just as good in sweats as he does in a suit, and being casual draws out his silly sense of humour. You’ve learned that Tom likes to kiss your forehead, enjoys snuggling his face into the crook of your neck. He’s cute, and he’s generous, and he’s considerate, and—---- im crying this is too fucking much. is there a warning for too much fluff? cause there should be 🥺😭😭🥺

He’s standing across the terrace right now, arm wrapped around the shoulder of somebody else. -- ex-FUCKING-scuse me??! do not mess around with me now. i'm already too emotional. i- i'd say i'm refusing to keep reading but we both know that i will never be able to stop reading your work hannah, but seriously if this- ah i'll keep on reading

“Did you ever consider that I like jumping through hoops? Love it, even?” --- how many times are you gonna make me cry today? how manyyyyy what have i ever done to youuuu

i would want to finish this off with a concluding paragraph saying how amazing this was to read but i feel like it would make me sound like a broken record but fuck it really is so amazing. the way you describe things is just so beautiful and heartwarming. no matter what the story is, you can't help but get sucked into it and it really is a testament to your skills. just- phenomenal. with each fic i read of yours they just keep getting better and better and i think, wtf have i done to know such a fantastic person with so much talent in them <3

rolex count: 3

Taunt (Richkid!Tom Smut)

summary ↠ your relationship with tom is like playing a game of cat and mouse. he’s certain it’ll end with the two of you getting together, you aren’t so sure. — richkids au. warnings ↠ rich people shenanigans, golf, alcohol, jealousy, harry holland is used as a plot device, a fwb arrangement that becomes more, y/n has commitment issues but she is loved, angst with a happy end, hard smut. this fic is nsfw—minors do not interact !! extended smut warnings below the cut. word count ↠ 14.8k. a/n ↠ this was inspired by two amazing golf!tom fics I read last year— a golf lesson by @hollandcrush​ and the game by @allegra-writes​ :) both of those fics were exceptional and I have not been able to stop thinking about them since, so please go read both of those! thank you mabel and allegra for introducing me to the sinful side of golf… :) + some ppl get their friends birthday cards, but my gift to the lovely @sinisterspidey​ for her birthday is this golf!tom smutfic lmfao. chloe !! you have probably forgotten, but when I first conceptualised this (,,in december,,,) you were really helpful with some golf tips. sooo, thank you a) for helping me write this, b) for showing me the beautiful and hot world that is golf!tom, and c) for being a wonderful friend <3  ++ I had the idea for the smut section and constructed this whole elaborate plot just so I could enable myself… worth it? idk lmfao but it was fun !! please pay attention to the warnings !!

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