#dont look at me whiffing all the shots im nervous when midas is on the screen
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piepiepiemag · 7 months ago
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imagine the scenario: i’m using ascendant midas, zooming with my car towards reckless railways. my map shows me ares’ medallion. i go towards it. there are no items around it, indicating a fight, just a medal next to a bush.
“suspicious…” i say “…but shiny!”
i get out of the car and grab it. motherfucking MONTAGUE jumps out of the bush and shotguns me to death. "ughhh You....." is all i can say.
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