#dont look at me whiffing all the shots im nervous when midas is on the screen | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

piepiepiemag · 4 months

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imagine the scenario: i’m using ascendant midas, zooming with my car towards reckless railways. my map shows me ares’ medallion. i go towards it. there are no items around it, indicating a fight, just a medal next to a bush.

“suspicious…” i say “…but shiny!”

i get out of the car and grab it. motherfucking MONTAGUE jumps out of the bush and shotguns me to death. "ughhh You....." is all i can say.

#most canon accurate ingame interaction i’ve had #bait? for me? yumm!#his car was right there too..... man.....#it’s always the grey jacket montys too #just to make me feel worse about not getting that variant 😭#i hate him >:((((( (good sir lemme smash)#magpie talks will they shut up?#fortnite #my clips #fortnite midas #fortnite montague #midague moment ig #dont look at me whiffing all the shots im nervous when midas is on the screen

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