#just the sleepiest lil guy

[mumble-muse]

me + my pup rn: 😴😴😴

[huckleberrykai]

husband Kai u say👀👀👀👀👀👀

Im half asleep too so pls don’t mind me not elaborating my thoughts 😭

But first: kai proposing to u. He tried to do something fancy with the help of the boys but turns out every time he tried to pop the question he’d just chicken out😭😭😭😭😭 and one day he came back from work super tired and decided to sleep at ur place, crushing down on the bed with you wanting some cuddles and when my boy is half asleep whining about taking a shower he mumbles something about getting married and you’re just like YES I DO

Ahem anyways soft husband kai who tries his best to make you a nice breakfast ALL THE TIME, not just in special dates or whatever. He’d bring breakfast in bed and feed u😠 (if u happen to be pregnant he’s be so soooooooo gentle with u, always patting ur belly while u eat ☹️)

Husband kai who looks like a giant golden retriever and always tries to make u happy and dad kai who feels so overwhelmed in a good way when u tell him ur pregnant ☹️☹️☹️ he’d do researches all the time, buy books to learn more about gentle parenting and buy those corny baby clothes to match with you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭

FUCK GHIS IS SO CUTE HDJSKL

crying at ur proposal idea 😭 he'd almost propose on accident, whining into your shoulder cuddled up on the bed. he's still fully clothed fresh home from a long day of practice, and all he wants is a warm shower and cuddles - but he's so tired he can't carry his body over :(

"kai baby you've gotta shower."

"hmmmph,, don't wanna. 'm comfy."

his face is nestled into your chest now, delicate hands holding an iron grip on your waist keeping you close.

"well... how about i get in with you? i can wash your hair for you. we'll be quick then we can get back in bed, i promise."

he looks up at you with the biggest sleepiest puppy dog eyes that are just filled with so much love for you.

"you mean it?"

"well i'm not letting you stink up my clean sheets," you tease.

he laughs along with you but the love in his eyes doesn't waver. "i love you so much. thank you." he smiles wide and sweetly. ".. should just wife you up right now." he mumbles.

"i'm down."

"w-what? you wanna marry me?" his eyes blow wide and he hugs you tighter, holding eye contact and squishing your sides.

"of course i do. i'm not dating you just for shits and giggles kai."

"no i mean.. i mean will you marry me? like seriously? like.. now?" his voice is nervous and shaking a little, tiredness seemingly gone.

"are you proposing right now?" you laugh, and when he nods adorably and his hair falls into his eyes you can't help but lean down and kiss his pouty lil lips :(

"there's a- there's a ring in my backpack!" he jumps up to route through the overnight bag that he brought to your apartment. "i couldn't find the right time but i-"

he didn't even need to finish the sentence before you're jumping up after him and kissing him again. "yes, i'll marry you! now come on, let's shower then you can put that ring on me, m'kay?"

EHUEHEUHEH THEN HUSBAND KAIII he's so soft :(

OH UR SO RIGHT ANONIE he lovessss to make sure you've eaten enough, even feeding you sometimes because you're his baby and you deserve to be fed and pampered <3 also thanku for supporting my tummy lover hyuka agenda bcs his hand is gLUEDDD to ur tummy at all times. he loves when you've just eaten together and cuddle on the couch so he can rub your nice full tummy - and he smiles when you let out a content sigh.

and kai doesn't cry a lot, if ever - but when you tell him you're pregnant with your first baby together.. oh he's BAWLING. hands on tummy intensifies x1000 which you didn't even think was possible. he's stressed but so so full of excitement and love <3

THE GENTLE PARENTING IS SO TRUE HE'S THE NUMBER ONE SOFT BOY !!!! and the matching outfits :(( he'd definitely already be planning Halloween outfits for the three of you and showing you the silliest ones !! he's also the kinda husband that wakes up at 3 in the morning because he thought of a possible name and just HAS to tell you or write it down. (he's not gonna wake you up, he knows better than to disrupt the sleep of his pretty pregnant wifey >.<)

also he's just obsessed with you when you're pregnant!! he's obsessed anyway but you just look so pretty and glowy carrying HIS baby he just feels so protective over you and your little bean :( seeing that ring on your finger and the bump of your tummy just reminds him of the love you share and how much he wants to protect and love you forever :(

man he's just the cutest husband n dad in the whole world he's lovely <3

[tinytinybumblebee]

Veilguard companions and agere stuff ;u;

Emmerich

• Carer! Very gentle, loves showing his tiny ones the wonders of the world and manfred is there too!!

Darvin

• Flip! When tiny, he's anywhere between 4-10, depending on the time!

As a carer, he is a no-nonsense carer, making sure there is a set routine for his tiny ones (loves to rough house with them)

Bellara

• Tiny! Mostly a tyke, a very excitable kiddo who is curious about everythingggg! But also likes being a big sister with the younger tiny ones ;u;

Lucanis

• Flip! Though, since Spite has become his body's roommate, Lucanis doesn't feel safe enough to care for tiny ones ;; but still likes to babysit when there is another carer around just in case Spite makes an appearance.

When tiny, Lucanis is the sleepiest lil guy (all those forcing to stay awake takes a huge toll on his regressed self) very clingy. I like to pretend that when Lucanis is regressed, Spite cannot do harm due to something with the safety (aka: Spite can come out, but all he can do is tummy time)

Taash

• They're not too acustom to agere stuff so, they're not exactly sure where they land. But, Taash does like hanging out with the tiny ones, like a slightly confused teenager with their new sibling/their friend's siblings xD

Neve

• Carer! Like Darvin, she's no-nonsense. But she also likes to play detective with her tiny one (like where they solve mysterys- aka: finding out who ate the last cookie [it was Manfred,,,somehow]))♡

Harding

• Flip! But mostly a big sister! Loves to explore and always got her hands covered in dirt from goodness knows what (she likes climbing and using her new powers, which has her basically always covered in bandaids and her showing off her newest boo-boo xD)

[ontosgold]

I LOVE the way you drew ryomina they are soooo 🥺💖🥰🥺🥺🥰🥰🥺🥺💖💖

Curious, I would love to know if you have more personal headcanons for them! I love your art of Minato wearing glasses

Good luck in uni!!!! Hope you have an amazing day/night ^^

THANK YOU ANON :D !!!!!

and yes I have a few more hcs !! thanks for asking hehe now i get to ramble >:)

I have some hcs regarding fashion and such !! I've kinda been thinking about this a bunch ever since I made those casual outfits for ryoji

-ryoji loves expressing himself through fashion, he really enjoys experimenting with clothes and discovering his style

-he likes going on shopping outings with yukari (minato has been dragged along a lot as well) (yukamitsu ryomina double shopping dates !!)

-ryoji's a big fan of yellow and also just any bright colours that go well with it. he's a bright and colourful boy :>

-minato never really cared much about fashion or style, a t-shirt is usually just good enough for him (his style is just. if its comfy and it looks nice then its good) and he's not a fan of bright colours or anything that makes him stand out too much. ryoji's been trying to get him to experiment a bit

and here's some of my more general hcs for them ^_^

-ryoji's a lot quieter when its just him and minato and minato smiles more around ryoji (minato is completely unaware of how much he smiles in ryojis presence and he'll get a lil embarrassed if someone points it out)

-minato's sleepy and tired all of the time. chronically sleepy (<- lol). god's sleepiest soldier. but he feels super comfortable having naps around ryoji. sleeping when he's nearby just feels safe.

-if ryoji and minato are hanging out at the dorm together, there is a fairly high chance that minato will end up asleep.

-also i like to imagine that if the two of them have a movie night at the dorm, they'll both end up asleep by the end with koromaru all cosied up with them too (<- i should draw this sometime)

-minato's super introverted. while he loves spending time around the ppl he cares about, he only has so much energy for socialising. ryoji is the one person minato can spend all his day around without draining the social battery

-also minato's a pretty quiet guy, he's a man of little words. he prefers to listen to people, rather than be the one leading the conversation. and bcs ryoji and mina know eachother like they know themselves, they don't always need to communicate verbally. I like to think they spend a lot of their time sitting in comfortable silence together

-ryoji's super fascinated and interested by all the simple joys in life. whenever he's out with minato he'll point out things like pretty flowers, birds, the way the clouds look. and they'll stop to admire the sunset if they're out late. and of course minato takes a lot of interest in the things ryoji points out to him :>

also i hc ryoji as bi and minato as greyromantic ace ^_^ !! ryoji and minato's relationship is something so much more than a typical romantic relationship to me

[sweetlittlenamjoon]

ahh im so happy i found an agere blog that talks about onepact!!!! if you can write stuff about jay or tag that would be real cool!!! /nf

aaaaahhhh!!!! yes absolutely here take some silly hc stuff :] i wasnt sure if you wanted regressor boys or cg boys so i just did both lol Jay 🐶🎸

★ cg ★

undisputed champion of peekaboo

dont ask me how to win peekaboo just know he somehow does

reads storybooks in the goofiest voices

lots of silly faces

playing games so you'll eat your least favourite foods on your plate

"okay, rock paper scissors!"

lullaby king

gives soft little strokes on your head to help you fall asleep

focuses way too hard when colouring with you

★ little ★

sleepiest guy in the world

like one minute he's up and playing then he's out cold the next

chatty lil dude

the world may never know what he's saying buy by golly is he saying stuff

extra distractible but also really gets sucked into things

no he can't hear you his show is on

just,,, laying down on the floor

vibing

but also running around in circles

you get it

silly dude

Tag 🦦🎧

✦ cg ✦

we hanging out

youre absolutely his little buddy

his little buddy he wants to squish to pieces but

he's totally chill about it

lets you watch the cartoons that say 'damn'

i think he'd find dressing you up in the ugliest combination of clothes he can find hilarious

"ngl i kinda cooked"

WILL pinch your cheeks

✦ little ✦

absolute menace

no filter whatsoever

so so many questions all the time

reads a lot

especially those animal fun fact books

he may bang out the occasional tune if you give him the cat piano

he'll do that unregressed too tho so,,,

chewy guy

little always nibbling on something or chewing

used to just chew on plastic spoons before he got chewlery

our goober <3

[zerooup]

so glad ur hand feels better! can you write something with agere leona kingscholar?

Of course! Our leona's a little, so this may be long!

Leona Kingscholar

Cw: Diapers, Trauma!

I think Leona would be a baby regressor! 0-2. Rarely being on the older side of that range.

Jack is "Mumma", Ruggie is "Baba" and Jamil is "Papa" [and his primary caregiver] (that's if Leona is verbal.)

Cuddliest little bugger EVER but he'd rather tell Farena he loved him (/fam) instead of admitting that!

The CUTEST little guy when he's pouting. He puffs out his lil cheeks and "Hff.." Or he'll fold his arms and jut out his lip, making his paci fall out.

The most SPOILED little man, if he asks for something, he will get it!

Regresses primarily due to trauma, often blowing up at his caregivers and ending up sobbing in their arms until he calms down. And once he does calm down, 90% of the time he just needs a bottle and a nap..

The sleepiest little baby.. He can't stay awake for more than a couple hours at most. often falling asleep in the WEIRDEST places. In the garden? He's fallen asleep there. A pile of clothes in his room? What do you mean that's not another bed?? On the pavement with Jack watching him while they were waiting for a bus? Yep.

This baby can sleep ANYWHERE and it's darn near impossible to wake him up!

Often favoring colors in the darker aesthetic as well, browns, deep yellows, all of that! He has a pack of diapers that match every, single outfit!

Bathtime lover. Do I need to explain? (I'm going to anyway, don't worry.) He loves how loved and cared for he feels as his caregiver slowly puts soap onto a silicone brush, scrubbing it against his scalp just harsh enough to where it doesn't hurt. "Tilt your head back baby, papa has to get the soap out of your hair" "mnnh" "Thank you my little gem"

Naptime lover as well, loves cuddling up with a nice warm baba as his caregiver reads him a bedtime story while playing with his hair.

[enden-k]

Both pinned posts seem to be working well! Maybe the only thing is your nsfw twit link on your other blog (correct @ and spelling! Just leads to tumblr instead of twit)

Sorry that you have to keep repeating yourself on certain things 😔 I hope you have a good day despite it and I love the small wips and rambles you've given over the week! My first friend comes in a few hours, pray for my social battery! - 🍋

oh i forgot, i think it keeps changing to it whenever i edit my pinned there. i fixed it now (i hope)

speaking of small wips, rlly am trying to draw properly but somehow it takes ages and im back to sleepiest lil guy in all of the city mode (its the heat) 😭

anw may you have lots of fun (and energy) <3

[crawlershq]

What time is it????? It's studio time!!!!

That's right my baby bats, your favourite sad goths are back in the studio cooking up some tasty bangers for you!! Which means there'll be even more boxes of tissues, even more cups of coffee to be drunk and of course the sleepiest crawler competition is back in action! (Placing your bets on me is now classified as cheating- it's an almost guaranteed win. I don't make the rules, I just abide by them...)

Now, I can't tell you *just* yet what these songs are about, but I can of course drop a couple of subtle hints

I really love sharing secrets with you guys :')

That's all from me for now, keep those notifications on for more updates and keep streaming TTOYA!!!!! If you haven't already seen the music video, why not?? We also released our BTS video for it too and let me tell you, it's a tear jerker. So go and watch it!!! You know you'll feel better for a lil cry <3

Love ya!!

[eoieopda]

i took a wee lil nap (i am the sleepiest boi in the world these days, apparently) and woke up to see that we hit a milestone over here at eoieopda dot tumblr dot com 😭 i need to get a lil in my feelings about that under the cut, so feel free to keep scrollin’!

❕before you go, please note that i’m not quite ready to facilitate my 2k milestone event just yet, but i will announce that when i have the spare brain juice to swing it ❕

first, lemme just —

second —

asdfghjkl when i started this blog in mid-november, i was in one of the weirdest/saddest phases of my life so far. i’d been a lil hermit crab for months and thought that maybe creating an outlet online might help me army crawl out of the void. like, the idea of opening myself up irl to deal with some of that stuff was horrifying, but if i could start where the stakes were lower, maybe i could be okay eventually.

so that’s what i did. i made a last-ditch effort to reconnect with myself, recall what it felt like to care/get excited about anything, re-learn how to be vulnerable with people, etc. and shit, did this work out for the best — better than i thought, by far — in just a lil over four months. i was so incomprehensibly lost that i thought it’d take years to find me again, but here i am??

thank you to everyone who found me on this garbage site and spent some part of their day here, reading what i had to let go of and being so encouraging all the while. thank you to everyone who went out of their way to get to know me and to be kind — whether we talk every day (🫶🏻) or just occasionally or only through anonymous notes left in my lil internet mailbox.

you guys helped pull me through a really life-altering heartbreak, whether you realized it or not. i am so unbelievably grateful for that and for you.

ahem.

anyways —

please go stream face on spotify 💕

xo jade

[fuckfairybread]

i am just the sleepiest lil guy rn

[hajimewhore]

☾ɴᴇᴋᴏᴍᴀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ

➸Part two of Haikyuu boys and their sleep habits ➸gn!Reader, fluff fluff fluff, a lil humor, sleep time💤

[Masterlist] [Karasuno]

✰ Kozume Kenma ➸ Kenma of course games dusk till dawn, but when the two of you started dating he’d set his game aside to curl up with you in bed, until you fell asleep stroking his hair. ➸ Initially, you found it sweet that he’d sacrifice late gaming time to cuddle and fall asleep with you. Until you woke up one night and saw him playing away at his switch, blue light illuminating his intense face in the late hours. ➸ Turns out, he kept whatever game console he’d been playing under his pillow, and waited till you fell asleep to resume gaming. ➸ It’s still sweet that he didn’t want to keep you up or make you worry about his gaming habit, but you still want him to get his sleep. ➸ When you pluck the game from his hands (provided it’s at a good saving point), he jumps and eyes you cautiously. “Get some sleep, Kenma.” ➸ He sighs and nods in agreement, curling back up to you.

✰ Kuroo Tetsurou ➸ The way Kuroo sleeps with pillows mashed on either side of his head is honestly baffling, and you’re genuinely surprised he hasn’t suffocated in his sleep yet. Seriously, who taught this cat to sleep like that? ➸ Though it is how he sleeps the most comfortable, so you let it slide when you spend the night. You get your fair share of pictures, documenting his odd sleep habit for your (Adorable) Photos To Embarrass Kuroo collection. ➸ Kuroo only decides to stop his pillow ear muff sleep method one night when he realizes he can’t see your face when he falls asleep. ➸ It starts genuinely upsetting him because he can’t lean over and peck your nose, or brush your cheek, or tuck your head into his shoulder, he can’t even cuddle you properly! ➸ And your face is definitely a face he desperately wants to kiss with soft and sweet goodnights. He also really wants to wake up in the early morning to your gentle countenance, as you snooze away without a worry (and not wake up to all these damn pillows). ➸ Now when you spend the night, he’s learned to fall asleep without the mess of pillows glued to his head. ➸ Funny enough, he gets roasted more by his friends for not having his iconic bed head than when he has his bed head.

✰ Yaku Morisuke ➸ No way in hell is Yaku gonna be caught being back hugged, or worse, LITTLE SPOONED. ➸ The guy is 5’5” and ALWAYS wants to be the big spoon. He refuses to be the little spoon. ➸ Though, eventually, through trial and tribulation you lowkey train him into loving it... ➸ Every time you hug him from the back, you press a kiss to his cheek and tell him something you love about him. Though initially tense at the action, he of course preens at the attention you’re showering him with and turns to presses kisses all over your face. ➸ He’ll kiss your nose, cheeks, forehead, lips, chin, anything with a surface area on your face, Yaku just loves to reciprocate your affection 10x over. ➸ If he’s had an especially rough practice, you give him a massage before bed, pressing kisses to his back as you lay behind him and wrap your arms around his middle. Yaku gives in with little complaint to being the little spoon, a content smile on his face. ➸ You’re not saying you Pavlov dog trained him or anything, but Yaku does wind up loving being the little spoon a tad more than he did beforehand.

✰ Haiba Lev ➸ Lev isn’t an easy person to sleep with by any means. He’s 6′5″, his long legs take up a lot of space, and he’s a crybaby that always wants to be the little spoon (but is too scared to ask). ➸ He always tends to stretch in his sleep, long limbs somehow growing longer as he nearly pushes you off the bed. In some cases, you actually wind up waking up abruptly on the floor. For this reason alone, you purchased a plush rug for the side you sleep on. ➸ He doesn’t mean to of course, but he sometimes accidentally smacks you in the face when he tosses and turns in his sleep. You’re thankful he doesn’t practice his spikes in his sleep at least, so you make sure to snuggle as close as possible to avoid any sleepy foul play. ➸ Lev steals the covers! With all that leg and height, he really can’t help it if he ends up pulling the sheets off of you in the night, curling up comfortably in his makeshift cocoon. ➸ You’ve learned he’s a heavy sleeper though, so if you wake up with a chill you don’t hesitate to steal back your share of the sheets. After comfortably situated, you warm up again by wrapping your arms around his middle (knowing in the morning he’ll wake up eagerly to being your little spoon!)

✰ Yamamoto Taketora ➸ He always wants to watch a movie before going to bed. He’ll sling his arm around your shoulder, and get nice and cozy as you set up your laptop. You lean into him comfortably, and lay back in the pillows to find something trending on Netflix to watch. ➸ As it turns out, he never finishes anything you watch, he always falls into a dead asleep within the first 15 minutes. You were surprised the first time you heard his soft snoring next to you, and chalked it up to a long and tiring day. ➸ Except, it happens every night. You’ve started to realize it’s not so much that he wants to watch a movie, it’s that he wants to fall asleep to a movie. ➸ Yamamoto is definitely the type to need background noise to fall asleep, always twisting and turning tirelessly if there’s too much empty noise. ➸ You love watching movies together with him though, so you learned to put on movies you don’t plan on finishing together. ➸ It’s cute seeing how invested he is to start. Yamamoto is always eager to spend more time with you and end your night together, but he inevitably starts nodding off with his head slumping on top of yours. ➸ You close the lap top each time, and shimmy yourselves into the covers, completely content with the routine you’ve found.

✰ Kai Nobuyuki ➸ He snores, so, so, so loudly. ➸ You don’t want him to feel bad about it, because you love to sleep over and don’t want him to feel guilty about something he can’t help, so you don’t mention it to him. ➸ But your lack of sleep due to the earth shattering snores is driving you mad. So instead, you look up ways to to quickly fall asleep. ➸ You start your days early, try to be active when you can, test a myriad of teas and snacks that supposedly induce sleep easier, and it turns out to be quite fun experimenting with different methods. It starts to be a little game to see if you can fall asleep before Kai does. ➸ And eventually, it starts to work! You fall asleep before him, and conk out through the night. ➸ In actuality, it turns out that Kai once saw an open browser on your laptop, googling ‘ways to fall asleep’. He also happened to notice your habit of drinking sleep time remedies. ➸ He kind of figured it must’ve been due to his snoring, he remembered his teammates teasing him about it at camp in high school. So, at night, he started to force himself to stay awake and listen for the sound of your even breathing. ➸ Though he doesn’t mind one bit, kissing your forehead when you’re finally asleep, love is compromise!

✰ Fukunaga Shouhei ➸ Fukunaga is a comedian by day, and comedian by night. The guy does not stop. ➸ He Is a chronic sleep talker, and often sleep walks (sleep acts, more like). You find yourself staying up some nights just to see what he’ll do next. ➸ You caught him in the living room once, doing what you can only assume was pitching a tent. Was he camping in his dreams? ➸ Depending on what he does, you’ll sometimes casually suggest what you should do for your next date, like camping. “How did you know I wanted to that, babe?!” (He’s convinced you’re a psychic). ➸ It’s insane to you how long the acts go on too. He never flits between dreams, always one routine. You think he kayaked to an island once, judging by the way he mimed it on the couch, sleep talking about the dolphins and the birds. ➸He’ll sleep talk his comedy routines also, “Thanks for coming everyone!”, and you have to stifle a laugh so not to wake him. ➸ You always let it run it’s course since he’s not hurting anyone or himself. You sigh contently when he finally returns to bed after whatever wild adventure he was having, and he always tucks his head into your shoulder muttering about his love for you.

✰ Inuoka Sou ➸ The biggest, love struck, dork. Always, always, always wants to cuddle, and it’s the cutest thing ever.  ➸ He follows you around all night before it’s time to sleep, not unlike a puppy would. He brushes his teeth with you, and even learned to do a skin care routine just to spend more time with you in the bathroom. And he only did so because he spent entirely too long pouting in bed, tossing and turning, while waiting for you to finish. ➸ Cuddling with Inuoka is always warm and wholesome... until it isn’t. On hot summer nights, you can’t stand to be wrapped up in his body heat. It’s perfect for colder weather and winter nights, but not the scorching summer. ➸ Despite being the heaviest sleeper, always snoozing past his alarm and snoring away when you try to wake him, he instantly wakes up when you try to move away from his arms. ➸ You only wanted to get a air and rid of all the heat, but Inuoka looks up at you with the sleepiest puppy eyes you’ve ever seen, “Babe, where are you going?” ➸ Every time, you give in, “No where baby.” ➸ It’s just once a year, for the entirety of the summer, right? You can withstand that much (and maybe invest in a better fan).

[Masterlist] [Karasuno]

[tinytinybumblebee]

I love sleepy baby izzy so much its so cute

He falls asleep almost anywhere, so if they ever decide to go out with a baby izzy in tow they have to be extra vigilant just in case he falls asleep and falls into his food or someone else's!

Alsooooo I think baby/newborn izzy would use those little baby bottles where the nipple is attached to a little straw and the bottle can be laid down with the baby and the milk goes through the straw and to the baby's mouth + the nipple had little handles - it's so cute for Ed and Stede to watch him grasp the handles and hold the nipple up to his mouth and is safer for when he needs to eat but they're both too busy to feed him themselves - they lay izzy down in a little play pen thing full of blankets and pillows and give him the funny little bottle and just watch him as they type on their computer or as they watch tv or something

🥺💕💕💕 awww yesss, he just a sleepy lil guy!! Esp when he's baby/newborn, that's when he's the sleepiest!!

And ooh!! Like these type of bottles?

Because heck yeah!! Of course, they never leave their babie by himself completely so, they're still able to peer over their work and make sure Izzy is safe and eating ♡♡

That type of bottle can only be given to him when he's really small because tyke Izzy is curious guy and will try to pull out the rubber straw thing because he thinks it's a toy xD

[lcvenderkisses]

some brian green headcanons ☆

the sleepiest boy, goddamn. let him nap, being alive is a lot of energy! besides, he’s undead, i think that deserves as many naps as he wants. a lot of people think he’s super chill or relaxed, impossible to faze. but nah, he’s just tired. amira, vicky and oz keep an eye out for him.

he’s kind of a caffeine addict. he has no real preference to how he gets that caffeine but he’ll admit he doesn’t mind people defaulting to coffee for him. it helps him stay awake in classes that aren’t more active either way. also he just likes the taste. 

( actually, he’s a bit of a coffee snob, but still. )

no, he- he doesn’t need to eat people. do you even know where they’ve been or what goes into them? ew. he’ll take regular food any day. he’s got a soft spot for southern comfort food, for the record. 

before classes start for the day and during lunch he often takes naps on his friends or lover while waiting for the day to officially begin once he’s eaten. he especially likes if you play with his hair while he does this. 

he is very confident in himself! he’s a handsome guy, even with part of his face maimed the way it is. some monsters even consider that attractive, so hey! not to mention he’s buff (and very good at hugging), tall, and has a comfortable jacket that’s perfect for sharing. everyone knows sharable jackets is an important trait in a potential romantic partner. 

that said, he’s easy to fluster with the most innocent of pda! hand holding? he blushes. kisses on the cheek? oh yeah. calling him cute lil nicknames? shit boi he dies. not literally, of course, but still.

he doesn’t like to talk about who he was before he died. it doesn’t matter anymore anyways. he’s brian now. he’d appreciate it if you didn’t ask, too. it’s something he can even get testy about.

[sleepyhead-poll]

ROUND 3D, MATCH 1 OUT OF 4!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Snorlax:

he be snorin'. he be lax.

big sleeby... <3 he just like me fr fr

i mean it's snorlax cmon

Always sleeping. Always blocking the way of everyone. Will not move for anyone, must sleep.

This pokémon is the embodiment of sleeping (or hibernation more precisely). In the games, they block you path by sleeping in the middle of the road and you have to wake them up with a flute. In battles, they often use the attack "rest".

eepy. snoozle. his name is “snore lax” i dont think you get much more restful than that

Snorlax propaganda! - the og sleeper seen in gen 1. has longevity and we respect that - literally called the sleeping pokemon in the pokedex - blocks your path by sleeping in no less than three generations and three remakes, requiring you to wake it up - also does this in pokemon ranger - based on game freak employee kōji nishino, which is a subtweet if i've ever seen one - has a practically 100% usage in gen 1 and 2 ou competitive, and always runs rest - one of the few pokemon to learn rest, snore, and sleep talk by level up, no tms, breeding, or tutors required - the mascot of pokemon sleep, and your goal is to feed it so it can get a good night's sleep with you. literally can't get more sleepy than that. - an event snorlax can be caught in pokemon go where he wears a little sleeping cap awwww baby - also has an adorable sleepwear skin in pokemon unite - is able to have the ability deep sleep in pokemon conquest, allowing it to recover hp if it falls asleep - gigantamax snorlax is described as "the size of a mountain—and moves about as much as one as well" - you can get tons of officially licensed pjs with snorlax on them, perfectly fitting its sleepiness - you can also get these delightfully cute bookends where snorlax is sleeping? - also snorlax appears in the music video for celestial by ed sheeran. not necessarily sleepy but i think it's funny like how many other contenders are in ed sheeran lore - i like it

SNORLAX PROPAGANDA PART TWO?!?! last march, pokemon launched a "project snorlax" campaign meant to promote snorlax specifically and it came with a bunch of neat material, i'll put it under a cut lmao [Click link to view material "under the cut" in original propaganda post]

Komala:

Their ability prevents them from getting status effects because they're so dang sleepy.

Their ability is comatose, which the little blurb states that “The Pokémon is always drowsing and will never wake up. It can attack while in its sleeping state.” Bestie is an eeper

Lil sleepy guy! In the Anime there was one that kinda just hung around and ended up in weird spots. Honestly precious tho. Also, only the sleepiest. Does nothing but be eepy

his ability is “comatose” which means it’s always treated as if it’s asleep and can use moves like sleeptalk and snore. pokedex entry reads “it’s born asleep and dies asleep”

They are continuously sleeping sleeping.

[k-p-o-p-writings]

Dating Woozi would include

Lee Jihoon

- You have a fluffy cute nickname for him - He acts like he hates it but in reality he loves it - But if you say it in front of the other boys, you’re dead - Like he will end u - With his guitar - The sleepiest of sleepy boys - The twirly thing he does with pens inbetween his fingers - Late night studio visits with him - Youre his biggest fan - He always checks with you about his work - “Y/N does this sound okay?” - “It sounds amazing!” - He gets very blushy and cute and just mumbles this thank you and goes back to work - He’s so hardworking - You just look up to him - Like can I get some of that motivation - He’ll probably use you as inspiration for a song - And not tell you - But he knows in his head it’s about you and it makes him feel warm and fuzzy when he sings it - Jihoon can get very insecure sometimes - Stressed Jihoon coming home to you and just holding you because you make everything better - You bring him food when he’s ben at the studio all day - He didn’t even ask for it, you just do it - And he is just so thankful - “Am I too short?” - “What? No, Jihoon” - But also - “Hey, I can drive this time Y/N” - “Oh are you sure you can reach the pedals?” - The death glare he gives you but he knows you’re joking - You guys just like to tease each other - He’s your smol boy and you love him no matter what - The prettiest hands - You get to hold his hands - Him singing to you - Like at first he’s like “…. uh no” - But after you beg he starts singing and it’s like a thousand angels hit you - Him texting you while he’s with the boys like “save mE NOW” - “Y/N I’m going to kill Seungkwan, prepare his funeral” - The younger boys are like your children so you’re like - “YOU LEAVE MY SON ALONE” - Going back to late studio nights - If you’re not there with him, he leaves early-ish (early for him) (like 2am) - He comes home to find you asleep and kisses your forehead and says I love you even though you can’t hear it - Playing with his hair when he’s sleepy - Or any other time - It just looks so soft - When he’s sleepy, his eyes will just slowly open and close and it’s the purest thing - “Jihoon-ah, go to sleep” - “What? I’m not even tired” - Five more minutes and he’s out like a light - Laying his head in your lap while watching movies - Going to coffee shops together - He works on lyrics and you work on whatever - “Jihoon this pastry is you” - “Excuse?” - “Small and soft and cute” - “Aish, shush” - But his cheeks are pink and he’s hiding this lil smile while looking down at his work - Aeygo - And then cringing afterwards - Cringing at everything tbh - When he does something embarrassing he just looks around like “oh no” - No one else saw what he did but you saw it - “Don’t say a word, Y/N” - 0 to 100 real fast - Cute pecks or passionate kisses no inbetween - He’s just a doof - You wish you could take him seriously - But sometimes he does get stressed and accidentally takes it out on you - That’s like the only time you guys fight - And he’ll apologize first - Lots of hugs and I’m so sorry’s - He’s just so hardworking and passionate about his work and he’s the same about your relationship - Lee Jihoon would honestly cherish you so much

[platinumjeon]

Boyfriend! Suga

the cutest sleepiest baby my bias wrecker everyone

Dating Suga would include:

lots of late night talks

but not too late bc suga likes sleep

would almost choose sleep over anything else

except you

when you’re upset or have a nightmare he’ll hum into your ear and wrap his arm around your waist until you calm down

that is until you turn to face him and shove your head under his chin which he smiles at and kisses your head

the boys find your relationship with suga kinda secretive

which is okay by you and suga because all he wants is privacy so he can love on you without hesitation

“y/n can you come take a nap with me”

“babe”

HE GETS SO SUGGESTIVE

wiggles his eyebrows at you from time to time, giving you his cute lil smile

the sex is good

no actually its great

he’s definitely a bottom

because all he wants to do is admire you

you beg him to help you with piano

but all he does is begin to teach you, then gets distracted and plays a song

“suga how do I play this”

“ok look it’s easy, just put your first finger on D and continue on from there”

“continue on from where??”

you guys honestly spend hours sitting at the piano, learning new songs and him showing you how beautifully he can play

jealous y/n is his favorite y/n

when you fight it can get heated

he knows when you yell “MIN YOONGI” without any formalities he’s in trouble

fights usual center around him not doing the dishes or cleaning up his socks from the living room

“do your own fucking laundry i’m not your maid”

“you may not be my maid, but you’d look good AS a maid”

and at that comment he wiggles his eyebrows again and takes you upstairs despite your protests

he’s a little cutey sleepy baby

you love watching him sleep because he’s so relaxed and looks very peaceful

when it’s really early in the morning, you’ll wake up next to him and brush his hair out of his face and stroke his cheek

suga knows because for a lot of the time he pretends to be asleep so you keep going

“i love yous” are rare but it’s so obvious

it’ll slip out during sex or when you two are flat out drunk giggling on the couch

or when he gets mad or jealous you’ll hug his shoulders and kiss his cheeks over and over again until you hear his lil laugh and an “i love you”

the two of you talk about the future a lot

he says he only wants one kid but who knows

you’ve seen the way he looks at his little cousins or at the random mother and toddler walking down the street while you guys are on your way to buy groceries

SHOPPING with suga is a whole other story

he’s v picky

“jfc just pick a damn lettuce already”

“but they’re all bruised!”

“your head is gonna be bruised if you don’t hurry up yoongi”

to which he throws a lettuce head into a bag with a grumble

he begrudgingly holds your hand when you’re walking down the street

he totally secretly loves it and squeezes your hand once in awhile

and when you two get back home and unload all the groceries, you’ll drag him to the couch and lay down on top of him.

he groans playfully but ends up pecking your lips and giving you his lil gummy smile

other members coming soon!

gif is not mine :)