#just stab me

[payasita]

ONE OF MY CLERKS CAME INTO WORK AFTER BASHING HIS NOSE REAL HARD AND I WANTED TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT "IF YOU START SHOWING SIGNS OF A CONCUSSION YOU NEED TO SEE THE ONSITE MEDIC" BUT WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS "if you start to feel nauseous, you're going to the vet"

[clueless21]

I’m tired of puking my guts out today. Someone just come stab me, it’ll hurt less.

🤢🤮😭😭😭

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[stars-and-branches]

Chronic pain pisses me off cause I'm not even incapacitated for like a cool or badass reason instead my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because it's raining outside

[saixria]

Somewhere in Apollo’s hospital on Olympus

[chloesimaginationthings]

The tragedy of being William Afton’s daughter in FNAF..

[vampydungeon]

my downfall is having cute face and not a hauntingly eerie and mysterious sexy face…the struggles i go through

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[a-person-on-the-internet]

Only Epic the Musical could have a solid 50% of the fandom say "ooh kinky" after watching a graphic torture scene.

I do not blame any of yall. I can see it.

But also. Damn.

[carbonateds-oda]

teen dazai hands chuuya the most obnoxiously decorated card w a weirdly ominous message written inside and gets super upset bc chuuya can’t figure out that it’s supposed to be a valentines day card

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[meanbossart]

I was looking through my screenshots after something, and I remembered that the funniest thing about playing as a large-body tav is how Astarion's boisterous little chin-up animations adapt to your height so that he is constantly about to break his neck trying to "look down" on you.

Ok squirt.

[iinane]

i both love and hate how me and people around me have become increasingly sappy like how dare you say you are proud of someone even if you havent seen them in years how dare you say let’s see how far we’ve come how dare you say we don’t talk anymore but i keep pieces of you in my heart stopp you’re supposed to be goofy and lowkey but also come here i love you

[thissortofsorcery]

Not the blog I follow for gallavich spoiling every single second of shadow and bone for me after I was off tumblr for a couple days…