#just soak in water

[sea-lanterns]

lmfao

Axolotol!Reader: frowns

Every woman in a 6 mile radius: proceeds to run at full speed and spike axolotol!reader like a footbal into the nearest lake

The moment when your smile even falters an inch below the line, every woman is immediately rushing over to hurl you into the nearest water source available and make sure their special Axolotl Gf is attentively cared for.

Expect pat downs, belly rubs, someone feeding you your favorite snacks, all simultaneously while you soak in the refreshing cold water to rejuvenate your skin.

Yes…splendid. Hydrate that skin…yes… 🫠

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival

(Part 2)

[linipik]

"Get humans wet and staring into each other's eyes. Vavoom. Sorted."

We saw Aziraphale's version played out, I think we need Crowley's

[soldrawss]

A little summer rain excursion to the corner store with the Noceda kiddos.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

YALL HOLY SHIT

LOOK WHAT SOMEBODY DROPPED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

[basuralindo]

Everybody please look at Sahir in his new giant teacup

[doginprogress]

Swamp Silken

[osseincactus]

I love that Archie regrets his choice to awaken kyogre like right after he does it… like in Maxie’s case, he didn’t want everyone to almost die that wasn’t the point and he refused to listen when he was told that was what was gonna happen so like I get that. You’re expecting some water to go away and a bunch of new viable land to show itself and instead you get volcano Godzilla trying to kill everyone.

But like… not only did Archie know that Kyogre was gonna do that, he wanted it to happen?? He wanted everyone to die that was the whole damn plan???

He woke up a leviathan to drown everyone in a biblical flood and then immediately realized “hey I don’t wanna kill everyone, I just don’t wanna be divorced anymore!!!”

I love idiots 💕💕💕

[daftpatience]

finally sending my busted old montblanc in for repairs after sitting on it for over a decade everyone wish me a not too expensive quote

[yujeong]

Back here again with my unpopular opinions (aka me being silly), but I don't see "love" being the main motivator for some of Vegas' or Pete's actions post-canon.

There's this trope in romance stories, as far as I can tell, of people committing heinous acts out of love for their partners, and I'm sure the VP fandom sees that as something VP would do - I've read fics with that concept, mostly either Pete or Vegas getting kidnapped and the other saving them, and I love some of them, I have no problem with the trope and it being applied to VP.

However

I believe the key motivator of VP protecting one another or, for lack of a better phrase, becoming monsters for the sake of the other is desperation, not love. Specifically, desperation to hold on to that fragile reality they built for themselves through literal blood, sweat and tears.

(Even during canon, like, Pete shooting the main family guard when he shot Vegas was, besides an act of fury, an act of desperation. He had *just* managed to save Vegas from death and suddenly, all his efforts were rendered useless.)

And it's funny to say that when Vegas kept insisting and will keep insisting Pete should leave him, but to me, what I said above applies here, too:

Pete is desperate to protect Vegas and their little family from everyone else. Vegas is desperate to protect Pete from himself.

[descendant-of-truth]

This shot just reminded me of a scene from my own fanfic (a comedic retelling of SA2 from Shadow's perspective), so I felt it would be criminal not to post it here:

So there he was, at the harbor of what looked like a city, sopping wet and trying to stay out of sight. Not an easy task, despite how many things there were to hide behind - there were people everywhere, easily more than he had ever seen at once. He had hoped that the darkness would grant him some invisibility, but there were lights stationed everywhere here, too. Some of the people gave him odd looks as he passed by, most likely due to being soaked, but Shadow refused to shake the water out in front of other people. He’d rather he looked like he just swam across the sea than like an unkempt fluffball. “Hey dude, need a towel?” It took all the composure Shadow had to not reflexively smack whoever just spoke to him, but he still turned around sharper than was strictly necessary. A human towered over him (as humans tended to), holding out a towel in one hand and a beverage in the other. But most importantly, they were wearing a jacket that Shadow didn’t realize he wanted until just now. It was a cropped, sleeveless black one with studded diamonds on it. This was so unfair. Here he was, faced with the coolest jacket he had ever seen, and he couldn’t even steal it because it was about five sizes too big. “Buddy? You gonna take the towel? You must be freezing,” the human spoke again, snapping Shadow out of his thoughts. “…No,” he replied after a moment. “I prefer to… absorb the water. Like a houseplant.” “Dang, for real? Alright then, have fun with that.” “I won’t. Goodbye.” Shadow promptly turned around and ran in the other direction.

So anyway, if Shadow has any awkward interactions with a random civilian in the movie scene I'm just gonna say I called it

[somegrumpynerd]

Stars vs bad sanses having a fight in a pacifist au where they reached the surface but then it starts raining really hard mid-fight and they all have to go find shelter and wait for it to stop

[epickiya722]

Let me get this straight...

So when Sukuna first wakes up in Yuji's body, he rips of his perfectly intact, barely got dirt on it hoodie...

But skip to Shibuya when he wakes up in Yuji's body, he (kid you not) wipes down Yuji's tattered, toilet water soaked uniform...

EDIT: You know what, I said it in the tags, but I bet Sukuna didn't rip Yuji's hoodie off the third time waking up is because by then he was used to wearing something more constricting than his kimono and being shirtless.

And he really didn't have a reason to.

First time, he literally is out of a, what, 1000+ year old nap. And as we see in his OG form he would be shirtless all the time, due to his arms. Bro needed to breathe. (From a storytelling view, it's to showcase Sukuna's tattoos.)

Second time, he did it just to be cruel. He ripped that hoodie and jacket off to not just rip out Yuji's heart, but to give Megumi a clear, traumatizing view of that. "Giving you nightmares tonight" type timing.

Third time? He just didn't have a reason. And later, Yuji is the one to rip half his uniform off anyways. But my boy really went through all that, after Choso, soaked by public restroom water and dirty. 😭

[kitkatcadillac]

i know this has been said fifty billion times before but whatever happened to not feeding trolls. literally. i get not wanting shitty behavior to thrive or whatever but if youre not actively trying to solve a problem and are just pissing all over the place obnoxiously it doesnt really do much but give shitty people traction.

sometimes you gotta look at a situation and know the best way to deal with it is be part of the smothering of it, like idk. let them scream in their annoying echo chambers. save your energy for opportunities where you can actually open someones mind instead of convincing them to dig their heels in harder???

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

me, bleeding all over my kitchen floor from a wound in my hand: oh my god this is just like that scene from Modern Love

[yah1dka]

i think some of us in this fd read manga/ watch anime with their ass and not eyes because i cannot explain this hc in other way.

there was never a single time in this story when katsuki genuinely wanted izuku to die. his friends pointed out that his behaviour before the sludge villain accident was too much and his words were too far, meaning that he usually doesn't pull shit like that. horikoshi said that he went too overboard with this scene. his va said that katsuki wouldn't be able to forgive himself if izuku actually jumped. he would take a swan dive right after him, i might say.

let's recall their first training in the UA. katsuki is attacking izuku with his strongest moves and everyone's worried that izuku is about to die. and yk what? katsuki's sure that izuku wouldn't die, izuku would dodge, otherwise he'd never went so hard on him.

kats dreamed about getting into UA, and even when he craves strength he still. wants. to. be. A. HERO. if he was ready to kill why not became a villain instead? no restrictions and endless ways to improve, like, watching "top 5 endeavour moves" from stolen laptop.

bakugou's mean, not straight up cruel.

i need to go, touch some grass, reunite with the nature (do my actual analysis for university). i'm done with the internet for today