#just shut up and read the rules

[v01dbug-s1nr0se]

as a high schooler, i hate high schoolers

[celestialsblues]

I don't give a single shit about the plot of rule of wolves but I love that wylan challenges the king of ravka (unknowingly) about if he's going to commit a war crime

[dixidin]

"Tadc fandom is gonna be like welcome home-" the video has barely been out for a while can you SHUT THE FUCK UP???

[remyfire]

One of the more interesting parts about not figuring out you're autistic until you're in your thirties is every so often jolting awake and going, oh god, my enthusiasm has been annoying the hell out of everyone my whole life, huh?

[tavsianus]

Oh, I love this thing but I know that it is morally wrong and bad and a no no thing its just in fiction that's why I'm ok with it, well not okay, don't get me wrong, of course its not okay because its bad and I know it and I agree with it 100℅ and it definitely not something that should be done in real life and everyone who does this irl are definitely bad and fucked up, and I'm none of those things because I don't condone this and I need you all to know it before I can continue!!! It's just that it helped with the story (or whatever else reason I can think of to "justify" my interest/affection for this thing so you won't get mad at me) and even though it's bad and mean and horrible and disgusting it's also in the story and it just happened to be that part is my favourite part and I thought it was interesting, but please don't attack me, I am not bad!

[nonokoko13]

Rollo Flamme is autistic. I had suspicions about it but after reading his vignette I heard a voice in my head confirming it. God has told me the truth and I must spread the word

He would also be ok with Batman, if he's not his most favoured hero. Oh and he also probably has PTSD and depression. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[skitskatdacat63]

1, 4, 12, 24, 25!!! for the historical asks :D @brawngp2009

Ask me about my historical interests :D

TAN!!!! Tysm for the ask 🥺🥺 God, I'd love to answer all these questions tbh, they're so fun!!!

1. Who is your favourite historical person?

I have a few 🤭🤭 HRE Charles VI, Napoleon Bonaparte, T.E. Lawrence. There's others I like of course, but those are definitely the three I research the most! Also I'm inherently fascinated with most Habsburgs from like, 1400 to 1800, but its tough to research in depth about all of them :,)

4. Favourite historical era?

Right now, either the late Baroque period or WWI, since that's what I primarily read about these days. But I have a huge love for the Napoleonic Era, and I'd really like to delve deep into it soon, but it's just so vast! I also have a fondness for the early Rennaisance period of the Habsburgs, its genuinely so funny and unhinged, I need to read more. But yeah the Baroque period in Austria/HRE and right now, the Middle Eastern Theater of WWI, since I'm deep in a book about it rn. The latter haunts me all the time, I have too many thoughts and feelings about it ;;;

12. Would you take part in reenactment? In what era and as whom?

Maybe??? Gah, honestly the opportunity to dress up in any kind of historical clothing or uniforms is sooooo appealing to me. I get so incredibly jealous watching vids of people who only wear historical clothing or people who get to dress in full historical uniform. I think it'd be fun to either go to a Baroque masquerade or to participate in like a Napoleonic Wars or WWI reenactment :D I'm mostly just interested in the clothes icl

24. Most underrated historical figure?

Hmmm honestly I think so much about the narrative in this one J.C. Leyendecker book I have. How Norman Rockwell did everything he could to copy what Leyendecker was doing. Yet everyone only ever really talks about Rockwell now, in terms of America Illustration, and Leydendecker is so much lesser known, which is frustrating. So yeah I wish people would give him more credit for how much he shaped American imagery and advertising. He popularized, to name a few: depiction of Santa as a bearded jolly man dressed in red, the New Years being represented by a baby, etc. As well as popularizing an idealized look for men through his advertising art.

25. Most overrated historical figure in your opinion?

I've talked about this a lot but I'm so fucking tired of hearing about Franz Joseph and Sisi and the era of the Austro-Hungary monarchy. They're not necessarily uninteresting, but it pisses me off how over-represented they are when discussing Habsburg and Austrian history as a whole, and the way people act like its the only meaningful era of Habsburg/Austrian history to study. If you go to Vienna, they are Habsburgs fanatics, BUT MOSTLY ONLY FOR THAT ERA.

I swear to god, every Habsburg biography dedicates half of the book to Austro-Hungary and crams ~400+ years of history into the other half. Theres so many fascinating figures and moments in those 400 years but nope, let only talk about Franz Joseph. The infernal rage I feel opening books titled "The Habsburgs" and yet its just the late 1800s-early 1900s. All of this combined has really soured me on that era and I have no interest in it really. Also I kinda despise most if not all monarchies post-Napoleon, they become unfun to me after that point.

[spottedmischief]

Cheezi’s "greeting ceremony” is just him pouncing you over with absolute full force.

[chaserofstarsandtheabyss]

Mother stop calling me your “biological daughter” challenge and using that to explain why you’re so upset at trans women competing in sports (impossible)

[knightzp]

"thank you, hero...♪"

[tardis--dreams]

I just read a bunch of abstracts for articles in portuguese because no english was available and i feel very powerful now

[sullivanbeaubrown]

navigation & faq

hi gang! this is my no rolls barred side blog, where i reblog / post all things no rolls barred! you can find me at my main @farklelucas​, my smosh blog @jovenshires​, and here! now let’s hop to it!

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🎲 if you are any member of no rolls barred or know any of them personally i, lovingly, want you to look all the way away from me <3 they do not need to know my brand of cringe personally. i’d also like you to read my faq (located underneath the read now of this post) before you decide to follow or keep following me. that is all. thank you!

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                                                         FAQ

🎲 give me a quick rundown on you

right! my name’s katie, she/her, 24. avid nrb fan and so dedicated to making a fandom i made a whole sideblog about it! like i said above, you can also find me @farklelucas​ (general fandom shenanigans; mostly anime, supernatural, and personal stuff) and @jovenshires​ (a smosh sideblog)! i’m a freelancing writer, aspiring beautician, and a director, so kind of a jack of all trades. i really love writing and making gifs so where better to do it than here!

🎲 can we be friends?

YES ABSOLUTELY!!! i highly encourage dropping by and sending me an ask or messaging me. i’m always down to chat <3<3 i’m pretty bad at communication but im gonna try xxxx

🎲 what kind of content do you make?

ah! like i said, i’ll be making fics, gifsets, edits, memes, playlists, and whatever else i can possibly think of. who knows im a wildcard babey. ill generate all the content for this fandom myself if i have to! im crazy!

🎲 fics? what kind of fics?

look. everything i say on here is a joke. adam blampied and friends are very real people with lives and in no way am i tinhatting (tinhatting def: believing that people i have a parasocial relationship with are hiding something from their audience, whether that be their relationship, sexuality, etc., for personal reasons or for publicity reasons) or trying to persuade them into entering relationships with anyone besides their very lovely partners. but we can do a lil casual rpf for funsies as long as none of you are snitches. so im gonna write some ship fics alright what do you want from me. it’ll all be aus and i’ll expect niceties or i won’t post em period! we all gotta be real cool! this is all /j /seriously if adam blampied even looks in the general direction of me or anything i write i will demand compensation and quit the internet forever

🎲 but i’m anti-shipping / rpf.

and that’s cool and i totally respect that! i wanna make this fandom fun, safe, and respectful for everyone. that’s why i follow a certain set of rules that i implore all of you to follow too if you’re planning on joining me: 1. never ever put shipping stuff in main tags. i know this fandom is so young but that’s like. the number one rule for all rpf fandoms. never ever put stuff like that in the no rolls barred tag / any of the associated show name tags (ex: the tag ‘board game club’) or the tags for the full names of any of the people involved (ex: the tag ‘adam blampied’). sorry this one’s a little long but this one imo is the most important!! 2. severe warnings on all my content especially the fact that i’ll be writing fic. i’m pinning this to the top of my blog in the hopes that people will read it and know that this is part of it!! it’s also in my about and i’ve put it in my personal posts several times. i can put it in my bio upon request - i just haven’t bc i think it looks clean the way it is but if someone thinks that’s best drop me an ask or message. 3. finally: i will be tagging all my posts with even a hint of shipping with the tag ‘shipping’. this includes fics, any memes with ships in them, any posts under my ‘meta’ tag that talks about shipping, etc. i will probably also tag my fics that i post on here with the tag ‘rpf’ just to take extra caution so people can filter it. i welcome you - in fact implore you - to filter these tags if they make you uncomfortable! like i said, this is all for fun and jokes; the fics im gonna write are purely for me and some other silly goofs to enjoy. i take no issue with you not liking it and not wanting to engage with it. if this still crosses the line for you and you wanna unfollow or block me, that is also totally fine and i respect it! really, i have no problem with that. you’ve gotta curate your experience for you!! if i am not a part of your very best experience, please do what’s best for you, it will not hurt my feelings at all <3<3

🎲 why do you tag some posts as ships (ex: adam x carley) but not as shipping?

so this is a habit that carried over from my smosh blog - i’m not actually tagging the ship, i’m tagging the dynamic! when i tag ___ x ___, 90% of the time, it just means the post (video, meta, meme, etc.) involves those two people. so for example, if i or someone else wanted to see all my posts that involved or focused on adam and carley as a duo, they could go through my ‘adam x carley’ tag. so if that’s scaring you off literally dont worry ab it that’s just my over enthusiastic tagging system LDKNMFKFNF unless it’s tagged ‘shipping’ as mentioned above, it is not a ship post nor do i consider it one.

🎲 can you tag (insert whatever you want me to tag here)?

YES. ABSOLUTELY AND OF COURSE. please just send me an ask and i can add a tag to any kind of post!! i wanna make my blog as friendly for everybody as possible <3

🎲 do you have a taglist?

mmm i don’t at current but if y’all would be interested i might?? idk lmk what you think i could be persuaded

🎲 what’s coming up next?

whoa, kind of a loaded question. well, i’ve got a lot planned! lots of memes, lots of fics, lots of gif series (after the intro gifsets, i’ve got loads of plans, including but not limited to: nrb + taylor swift, dynamic gifsets, and maybe some individual episode gifsets. there’s also some one offs i’ve been thinking about that i’ve got up my sleeve...). i’ve got playlists simmering (individual and ship playlists), as well as some really cool pages i can add to my desktop theme. i’m also def open for suggestions or requests, at least for now, so hit me with em if you’ve got em! ficlets, edits, gifsets - i’m also def down to make some headers / icons, and might just make some anyway for people to use as they please!! but please lmk if y’all would be interested.

🎲 don’t see your question?

send me an ask here! please keep the energy kind and positive, that’s all i ask! 

[bonemeal12]

I love watching bad movies cause then nobody gets mad at me when I talk the whole time and repeat every noise/phrase I find funny and yell about the plot holes and the subtitling mistakes.

[expvrgction]

(that was a MASSIVE Bullet (Train) Dodge™ if I ever did one)

[taeiun]

being polite when sending a request goes a long way too TwT

[r4di0h3ad]

just practice part 2

part 1!

pairings! bsf!jj x reader

in which! you cant stop thinking about the night you lost your virginity to jj…. even though you have a boyfriend

warnings! 18+ smut. cheating. fingering. oral sex (m. recieving) pnv sex. unprotected sex. not proof read.

it had been two months since you lost your virginity to jj and almost a month and a half since you started officially dating your new boyfriend.

he was nice. he took you out to eat once a week, he bought you small gifts, he complimented you and you never argued. but the sex was just…bad. it was always over way too quickly and he never payed any attention to your body or what you wanted. you figured he was just one of those boys who was too scared to go down on a girl, which was fine, but it probably wouldn’t suit you in the long run.

you hadn’t been hanging around your friends very often, usually turning them down to go out with your boyfriend and jj was getting increasingly frustrated with this.

but every time you were around your friends, jj in particular, you couldn’t even look him in the eye. when you talked to him, all you thought about was the way he called you baby when he came on your stomach and the way he made you cum on his face. you felt so completely guilty for these thoughts, but nothing would stop them. you figured the best plan of action was to avoid him. not entirely, but just try not to be around him alone.

but, you did end up alone with jj by mistake one afternoon.

you had just finished surfing with kie as the swell had come in that day. you both planned to stay at the beach a little longer, but you were hungry and didn’t have any food. kie decided to go pick up something from the heyward’s shop and you went back to the chateau to grab a six pack, only to find jj working on his bike, his shirt off and his shorts dirty, probably from engine oil.

you didn’t say anything as you walked up the steps to the porch, but jj noticed you and called out.

“hey, y/n!” he yelled, wiping his hands off on a towel and throwing it on his bike. “thought you were gonna stay at the shore until later?”

you were in your damp bikini top and bottoms and a pair of sandals. you turned around at the sound of his voice and met his gaze.

“yeah..” you said. awkwardly. “i am, i was just grabbing some beers.” you turn back around, pulling open the screen door and stepping inside. once you’re in the kitchen with the refrigerator door cracked, you hear jj come into the château after you.

“what’s going on with you?” he asks, standing in the living room. you shut the refrigerator and look over at him with furrowed brows.

“what do you mean?” you question, although you knew exactly what he meant. you didn’t expect the confrontation to happen now of all times.

“don’t act like you don’t know.” he crosses his arms over his chest. “you’ve been weird around me ever since we..”

you didn’t want to hear him say it.

“jj, i’ve just been hanging around my boyfriend a lot,” you try to defend yourself, hoping he’ll stop questioning you. “i’m sorry i haven’t been talking to you. ‘been busy.”

he nods, biting his lip and looking down at the floor.

“do you regret it?” he asks, looking back up at you.

“what?” you shake your head. “no, i just-“

“you promised you wouldn’t make things weird between us and now you barely even talk to me.” jj said. “you sure i didn’t do something wrong?”

“no jj!” your voice raised slightly. “i-“ you cut yourself off, not knowing what to say. “it’s just that every time i try and talk to you, i think about what we did.” you blurt out, almost making it sound like you both murdered someone and hid the body. you made it sound like a crime, and it pogue rules, it technically was. “i thought that avoiding you was gonna take my mind off it until i got over it.”

he walks closer to the kitchen, tossing his hat somewhere on the counter.

“so you do regret it?” he questions, leaning against the counter and looking straight at you.

you shake your head no.

“i don’t, but it’s kind of wrong of me to think about you while my boyfriend’s fucking me.”

you realized what you said after it had already left your mouth and your eyes widened.

“what’d you say?” he asks, cocking his head a little at your admission, a barely visible smile playing on his lips.

“uh-“

you quickly turn around to open the fridge again, looking for some beers to take and get the hell up out of there.

“no, say it again.” jj pulls your arm, twisting you back around to face him so that your bodies were dangerously close together. your face flushed with embarrassment and your heart was thumping out of your chest.

“jj,” you say, shrugging off his touch. “i really gotta go back to the shore.” you say, but you weren’t moving. jj knew that wasn’t what you really wanted.

“i’m not stopping you.” he pulled back from you and leaned against the counter once again, showing that you had free will to leave, but you still didn’t budge. your feet were glued in place.

you wanted to kiss him so bad and get that ridiculous smile off his lips, but the thought of your boyfriend who did little to please you was the only thing that was keeping you from doing it. you bit the inside of your cheek, nervously. the tension between you two was going to make your head explode.

“he doesn’t fuck you like i do, does he?”

his words were your final straw.

you grabbed both sides of his face and instantly connected you lips with his. he kissed you back without a second thought, wrapping his arms around your waist. he backed you into the refrigerator as his lips moved perfectly with yours.

his fingers trailed down your hips and to your clothed core. he pulled away from the kiss to look at you, silently asking for permission for him to touch you, and you gave it.

still having you against the refrigerator’s surface, he skillfully moved your bikini bottoms to the side as two of his fingers sunk into your entrance. you were embarrassingly soaked already. you fight back a moan as he pulled out of you, just to slide right back in, hitting the spot he knew you needed.

“all this and i’ve barely even touched you?” he mocked, taking his fingers out of you and bringing them to his mouth. he looked you in the eyes as he sucked your slickness from his fingers. your lips were parted as you watched, desperately needing his hands on you again.

he then picked you up, his hands hooked under your thighs. you giggled as he carried you to the bedroom, kicking the door closed.

he gently placed you on the bed and reconnected his lips with yours, his tongue swiping yours. you reached to work on his belt, swiftly undoing it and pulling it off while never breaking the kiss. you slid his shorts down, his boxers barely hiding his desperation for you.

you palm him through the fabric, eliciting a groan from him against your lips that you needed to hear more of.

you sunk to your knees in front of him, yanking his boxers down and allowing his painfully hard cock to spring free. you took him in your hand, pumping a few times before your tongue poked through your lips to lick a long stripe from the base of his shaft to the tip.

he gently grabbed your hair, trying to pull you away, but you licked him again, which loosened his grip.

“you don’t have to-“ his eyes rolled back as you finally took him all in your mouth, hollowing out your cheeks as you sucked his cock. your hands were placed on his knees. the moan you heard from him encouraged you to keep going, although his tip was hitting the back of your throat and you were trying hard not to gag. “fuck- baby, you don’t have to do this.”

you pull him from your mouth, a string of spit connecting your lips with his tip.

“i want to.” you say before taking him in your mouth again. he tries to keep his eyes locked with yours, but his head falls back in pleasure, his fingers lacing into your hair.

you only knew how to do this because your boyfriend showed you. you had to keep your eyes closed the whole time so you could pretend it was jj.

his breathing was getting heavier with each rise and fall of his chest as soft moans and strings of curses fell from his lips. he couldn’t help but thrust his hips forward, forcing his cock farther into your mouth. there were tears brimming your eyes as you tried to focus on pleasuring him.

“fuck- m’not gonna last much longer like this.” he said.

you kept going, desperately wanting to bring him over the edge, but he pulled your hair back, taking you off of him.

“gotta stop you, princess.” he grabbed your hands and helped you up from your knees. you sat on the bed, pouting. he stood over you, brushing your hair out of your face and noticing your change of attitude. “didn’t wanna cum like that.”

as much as you wished you could make him cum by sucking him off, you couldn’t complain now that he was giving you attention.

his hands guided themselves to your waist, where he then told you to turn around so you were now on your hands and knees, your ass facing him. he was still standing as he held your hips from the edge of the bed. you felt his tip at your entrance.

“this okay?” he asked.

you give him a yes, and then you feel him slowly enter you. it felt so much different than when he had been on top of you before. there was a slight pain due to how much deeper he could push into you from this angle, but the pain melted into pleasure within seconds.

he pulled out just to drive himself back into you. his pace was slow until you adjusted to the position, and then he steadily began going faster. his fingers dug into the sides of your ass, pulling you into him with every thrust.

as he went harder, you gripped the sheets and stuffed your face into the mattress under you, trying to keep yourself quiet, but you couldn’t stop the moans that escaped your lips.

“fuck-“ jj cursed under his breath, his grip on you getting even harder. “feel so good, can’t get enough of this pussy”

his words brought you closer and his pace increased. you could feel him getting tenser, his thrusts getting sloppier.

“could have you like this every day if i could- shit.”

you were almost over the edge, the knot in your stomach threatening to undo.

“fuck- m’gonna cum princess” he moaned.

his last thrusts were deep and slow and they led you into perfect ecstasy. you came undone around his cock, moaning into the sheets right in time for him to pull out and finish on your back- your name leaving his mouth with curses and moans.

your body was limp when he cleaned your back with a towel, still in a haze from your orgasm.

“you okay?” he asked, running a hand down the middle of your back, feeling the ridges of your spine.

you nodded and sat up, grabbing your bikini from the floor and slipping it back on.

“kie is gonna kill me.” you say, slipping your sandals on your feet. “she’s not gonna believe any excuse i try to give her.”

“i’ll drive you down there.” jj offered. “i mean- are your legs alright to walk all the way to the shore or-“

you threw his shirt at his face and scoffed at him.

you had agreed to let him drive you to the beach while you fixed your hair in the visor mirror, trying to make yourself look presentable. although the whole way there you could only think about the words he said while he fucked you. you had no idea if he meant it or if it was just a thing he said in the moment. and this definitely wasn’t going to help save your thoughts about your boyfriend.

a/n: don’t know if i will write a part 3 to this, but requests are open for any jj or rafe fic!

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