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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten#actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant''#but realized without context that meant nothing lol
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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.
#baking#just do it just put THE SALT IN THE COOKIE DOUGH#you need some salt i promise#just a little#just skooch#'the recipe doesnt call for salt' THEN ITS PROBABLY WRONG
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You got a favorite cookie? 🤔
ok it's been a week(?) since the cookie rot started so here's the verdict
#I have.. so much thoughts about them#these are just bits#sdkjghdskjghsdgjksdgsg#crk#cookie run kingdom#silent salt cookie#star coral cookie#kouign amann cookie#capsaicin cookie#prune juice cookie#triple cone cup#my art
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things i learned today:
solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds
lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool
everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight
all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight
even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position
red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight
solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself
tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—
everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀
the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever
elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude
the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked
the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war
spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross
NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dav spoilers#dragon age critical#bioware critical#solas#lucanis dellamorte#fucking hell that ama made me take up smoking#just kidding i already can't breathe but emotionally i'm lighting up#ooh fic idea in an effort to get spite out rook and lucanis fuck so so nasty until spite cant take it anymore and jumps into a pig or whate#for posterity.. this is a brief summary of the bioware devs' reddit AMA on 12/4#(the salt is an aftermarket addition)
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Hope you don’t mind unsolicited kitty cat pictures of my new worm-beast! Forcibly reminding myself that randombred cats can look like anything and that this elongated fella I found living at the local zoo is not in fact an oriental-type/lemur hybrid.
I'll be honest, this is the first cat I've seen that could actually be a Balinese cross.
if you'd only shown me the first photo, I would have 100% believed that was a Balinese. the fur and body type are so specific. and then the last photo couldn't be a Balinese (because of the white spotting), but I'd still believe it was an Oriental Longhair.

it's only the second photo that made me go oh......that's not quite right.....that's not how that should look.........
so I'd say the possibilities are:
you found a cat that has coincidental similarities to a Balinese/Oriental (cool!! awesome cat! the breed had to get the traits from somewhere, makes sense!)
you found a badly bred Oriental Longhair with a wonky face (not likely, OLHs are rare and tend to have a more standardized show-type appearance)
you found a Balinese cross (cool!! awesome cat!)
in any case, they are very beautiful and I'm an admirer of their special white stripe.
#people have sent me sooooooo many photos of their supposed balinese/siamese crosses. and I have side-eyed all of them#because they've all just looked like pointed domestic shorthairs/longhairs#this is the first time I've been like oh 👀👀👀👀 wait a second 👀👀👀#I dunno though it could just be these specific photos making it look a certain way#take everything I say with a huge spoonful of salt
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AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.
#cult of the lamb#my post#cotl narinder#cotl shamura#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#cotl leshy#bishops of the old faith#cotl fanart#has this been done yet#OK this is kinda random but while I was drafting this I got a vision of Leshy trapping his tiny brother in an oversized salt shaker#and then when Shamura forces him to take Narinder out he's all shriveled up dehydrated and making that face people do when they eat a lemon#idk it made me laugh a little#im pretty sure this couldn't happen in the actual lore tho#the wrestling the crown off him thing#the thing with the salt shaker could definitely happen they just need to find a lot of salt#The red crown always just flies back to the lambs head what I mean is the bishops manage to sever his connection with it without killing hi
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Just a young, talented Watcher meeting a friendly little wisp.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#da manfred#if you know you know ahah#my art#I say young but he’s already an adult here pffft#starting to salt and pepper#just the idea of Manfred’s wisp following him around#when he isn’t around Johanna cos she’s off doing her own work#Emmrich being so amused to have this one wisp follow him literally everywhere in the necropolis#having to explain to Manfred things while he’s in class#teacher telling him not to attract the wisps into the classroom#so many ideas#all super adorable tbh#ahhhh I love them so much
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All the beasts having a sleepover. I made them humanoid? Still cookies, I just drew them in my style.
Also I headcanon whenever Silent salt takes his helmet off, suddenly something hides his face from the camera. Like- the other cookies can see it, but we can’t.

Also uncorrupted Shadow Milk cause Aw, baby.
#Love the beasts.#Headcanon they’re siblings#or just act like it.#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#cookie run#mystic flour cookie#burning spice cookie#silent salt cookie#eternal sugar cookie#crk fanart
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personally i think he should be given a really big hammer nothing wrong will happen i promise
(i very recently started commissions btw !! since this post has been so successful i thought i'd edit it and do a shameless plug dkjfghsdkfgh)
#(everything will go wrong)#also: this is not spoilers for the pilot at all /gen i just wanted to draw him with a huge hammer#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc jax#jax#lightly salted art#cw bright colors#bright colors cw#cw eyestrain#eyestrain cw
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it's been a while
#grian#grian fanart#hermitcraft#hermitblr#trafficblr#i feel bad for not uploading in months so i thought id upload these sketches i did recently 😭😭#(am not a huge fan of uploading sketches in general but i think these are fine . i think.....)#WHAT are my tags for my aus again lets see#ashes to ashes au#salt and grease au#3rd life#<- funny but true since i dont think wtlt has its own tag#sorry i dont explain much about my aus ever just trust it has good narratives
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so ii16 huh
#inanimate insanity#ii2#inanimate insanity fanart#ii fanart#ii lightbulb#ii paintbrush#ii fan#ii test tube#ii microphone#ii cheesy#ii balloon#ii yinyang#ii baseball#ii salt#ii pepper#is any1 cares... theres a little smth in paintys bristle fire.. idk#i need lb dead (shes my favorite but this is fomo)#hotel oj is SUCH A NIGHTMARE to draw bc i have no clue what this layout is#and i only had to draw 1 room.#the snack table changed how it looked at evry angle btw. sigh#chat should i post this to twitter#sorry shouldve tagged spoilers even if its just sort of in reference#ii spoilers#ii16 spoilers
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I think people tend to assume that any criticism of worldbuilding is ultimately a demand for a story to grind itself to a halt and give the reader 20 paragraphs of exposition, and like. Most of the time good-faith criticism of this nature is coming from a core aspect of the story not being grounded in the setting in a way that outright detracts from the story's quality. You fix it not by Explaining but by Showing it passively in the makeup of the world.
Like the last instance I saw this critique in was like 'you can't expect an author to stop and exposit the nuances of gender roles/Queerness in a fictional society' and it's like yeah I don't, and in fact this is actually one of the easiest things to show in the text without exposition. If a society has gender norms to begin with you'll see aspects of these norms baked into EVERYTHING. You'll see it in its stories, its religion, its taboos, its etiquette, its clothing, its family structures, its language, its insults, its labor, its leadership, etc. It will have massive impacts on how characters interact with one another and how they perceive themselves. It will help Shape your characters.
If you do this legwork to begin with for the core facets of your story, you will find very natural places for these concepts to be demonstrated without derailing the plot and with little to no exposition. THAT sort of thing is what's being asked of you.
#Extremely comprehensive worldbuilding about every facet of a society is ultimately just for fun. It's not necessary for good writing.#But if you're doing any form of speculative fiction you need to at least do the legwork for the things that drive the plot/characters#Your story won't work as well if you don't#Like if the central storyline in a spec fiction setting is a gay story arc I don't expect you to have the fucking salt economy#meticulously fleshed out to justify where and how your character got the salt offhandedly mentioned in a meal.#I DO expect you to have given more than superficial thought about gender norms.#(also for the gender norms example this Does Not just go for societies with a patriarchy or other gendered hegemony lol)
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Get in loser for the joyride
yes this is salt btw
#inanimate insanity#osc#object shows#ii salt#salt ii#osc art#object show art#noraz art#eyestrain#(?)#just in case
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So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)
#no spoilers here y’all are good#this was inspired by watching season though#holy fuck dude#when I posted this on other platforms half my comments were “’HILDA S3 IS OUT???’#NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT AND ITS CRIMINAL#I may start posting more hilda art but it’ll take a bit to get to s3 content maybe#cus I still have so many ideas just from season 2 I never got out#take this with a grain of salt#hilda#hilda the series#hilda netflix#twig hilda#this post is based on some old aged up hilda designs I posted like 2 years ago#I’ve missed them
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im gonna be honest i think the "adrien being a sentimonster was randomly thrown in season 4 with no planning on the writers' part" theory is really funny. like the writers of this show are just so bad at their job and so stupid that they tripped and fell in season 1 episode mr pigeon and accidentally spilled "a strange relationship to feathers" all over adrien by accident. they stubbed their toe on the coffee table and accidentally set up a mystery surrounding emilie's relationship to a feathery miraculous in season 1 volpina before we even knew what its powers were. then they spilled coffee all over their favorite shirts and at the same time spilled more white feathers around adrien in season 2 episode gorizilla. while writing the same episode someone had a really nasty sneeze and got boogers all over the script that said "use the imagery of two twin rings intertwined as the opener for the film of adrien's dead mother". they forgot to look both ways before crossing the street while writing the season 2 finale and were struck by a truck labeled "the peacock miraculous gives life" and then by a second truck with the license plate "it does so using white feathers identical to the white feathers that surround adrien in his ads" at the same time. they plummeted down an open manhole and hit the ground with a loud whack that sounded like "sentimonsters like bugette are just as real as any human..... and isn't bugette so...... perfect?" in season 3. on their way to the hospital they slipped on ice that had frozen in such a way to perfectly resemble the sentence "the word 'perfect' is consistently used throughout the series and by the creator ominously to denote how characters like adrien and kagami are 'different from everyone else', ever since season 1 episode simon says". during season 3 someone on the team got food poisoning and when they threw up felix came out instead and started another whacky series of comedic errors. the answer to the mystery of "how and why did emilie die? what life did adrien's loving mother create that she was willing to die for?" was originally gonna be "idk maybe she just exploded or somehting" probably, but then there was a really painful rock in one of the writers' shoes while walking to work that put them in a mood so bad that they forgot their original plan and instead made some bullshit up that somehow ended up being something that made sense with what we knew and put all the puzzle pieces together and actually made the show even more interesting and impactful on a rewatch because it put a lot of shots that at the time seemed random into a new and logical perspective as clear foreshadowing. it's actually impressive how stupid these silly clown writers are that they put strangely specific things so consistently throughout the entire series that resembled foreshadowing while never actually having intended it a single time! like........... really.......... really impressive............... i think..............
#i am so sorry that this is a horrible wall of text#i honestly didnt think it would end up this long. this is just stuff off the top of my head lol#ml fandom salt#kind of?
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I don't really know what's my vision here but now that I've drawn it might as well post it
#not trying to imply that they became evil i just think it'd make a cute costume set JDKDJD#gingerbrave#strawberry cookie#wizard cookie#beast cookies#silent salt cookie#silent salt#eternal sugar cookie#eternal sugar#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk#cookie run kingdom#crk
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