#just pretend thats anna

[lover-of-mine]

My favorite thing about this episode is actually the way that on top of it all they also highlighted the closeness in Buck and Eddie's relationship in a casual way. Buck is getting money out of people with his math skills? Eddie is gonna take half the money and Buck won't even question. Eddie hits him up and says dress nice with no other explanation? Buck puts on a suit and doesn't question it until they're there. They were joking around and existing in each other's orbits. Sure they were parenting a child and Eddie looked ready to rip Buck out of his suit and Eddie knows how long Buck was dead down to the second but they also have fun with each other. They were the full package and I'm here for it.

[cielospeaks]

actually idk. waiting to see for 100 percent sure but probably fuck this game and its lack of understanding of basic fucking concepts.

man i hate how f e handles the annas sometimes. like yea its a running joke ha ha they all are sisters named anna who are related thats fine enough or it would be if the h eroes version wasnt such a colossal dipshit tool, or how like. the 13/14/ect versions can literally be married to someone. like theres a difference in seeing someone and being like “oh thats so and so’s spouse” and “thats the npc who helps me sometimes”. and like yea maybe for a lot of people its not a big deal but theyre still different people. honestly. props to 17 for making their anna really distinguishable as in a lil bean, or even 16 having theirs have a different hair length and color. like now i should be excited/happy/hyped abt anna getting a cute variant but now after looking at the shitty ass meet the heroes thing i feel like its just going to be npc anna even tho that makes no sense as the theme is clearly supposed to be the robinsexuals, but itll be that bc this fucking games writers have no idea how to do literally fucking anything

[kaleidosouls]

random text post of day #

been watching creepcast more or less since the first/second episode and after latest i keep wanting to talk to ppl abt my thoughts and im tired of trying to engage with other youtube comments / i dont wanna keep bothering my spouse with this plus id want to talk to other ppl who are viewers but dhkdhfk im gonna rant behind the cut; tw animal death/violence, child abuse

gonna rant assuming readers is also a viewer cause too tired to explain, sorry. this is just “stuff id want to chat with fellow fans of the poscast but i dont have friends who watch it, and the youtube comments suck for the most part and id rather be turned inside out than login to reddit”, like i did end up using rhe comment section way toomuch already, jm tired and its like 3% normal ppl and 97% dicks and assholes with bully disorder

like it was a big enlightening to just properly label things last night at last and process the feelings and situation. this is jsut a podcast with isaiah bullying his cohost hunter (“as a joke”) and the fans at large are people who enjoying bullying snd find it funny, and try to bully commenters who disrupt their “fun”, trting to discret and demean them as friendless parasocial losers for not playing along the theater of mockery and treating it as socially acceptable.

like its one thing to tease between friends and make dark jokes, its another thing to repeatedly, insistently, laugh at your friend for being traumatized as a child by violent animal death? like. its like i get that initially he was just really baffled at the event like haha oh my god did that happened thats so fucked up (which is annoyingly normie in its own way like yeah dude, none of us have control over fucked up shit happening to us as children, like he makes such a spectacle about it like its this earth shattering thing). like its tragic and a big deal but like wrt trauma its usually safe to be on the level that the person with the trauma is setting, if theyre talkinf about it really intensely it makes sense to match up to that tone or lower. instead hunter is trting to move on while isaiah is just obsessed fascinated with it like its fiction almsot. idk just . uggghhhhhhh

i could kust make a collage fo commwnts that made me like lose hope for humanity each time but i dontw anna dwell on annoying bullshit and commit it more to memory. like people are jusr… like there is some dark humor inherent to like calljng your mom as an adult on your show to have her back you up only for it to turn out it was way worse, but like the way isaiah kept laughing about it for so long.. like hecan laugh and joke like that at his Own traumas if he has them. just. idk. tgisn podcast like just. ugh its making me irritated tot hink abt explaining whats happening in it to people like go watch it with adblock on, im gonnaskip explainjng more and jsut say some feelings to the void that id rather like scream at someone about. i was gonna say scream at assholes in the commmebts but i actually want their internet connection destroted and for them to be forced to dismantle their phones and pcs and set them on fire so they can never speak again.

isaiah is coming off like such a monster. like, “””as a joke””” acting like an asshole is still acting like an asshole, i dont care anymore that hes actually probably rly well intentioned and ncie bc he jsut needs to stop being fucking rancid and a shitty cohost and friend. an honestly i cant even believe the “hes actually nice” shit anymore. starting tj feel hes been an ashsole all along and just pretends to be a good guy. like he takes too much joy out of excessive bullying to be a good person. like genuine just bullying, with no consequences. ppl are like “oh hunters fine with it bc hes putting up with it” like as if every single person alive Never has to put up and laugh along shit that bothers them. specially on what is essentially their Job. hunter barely appears comfortable and he does not dish back nearly as viciously- and we jnow hes capable of rly dark humor and banter too, on his own channel tje vibe is completely different but he has none or that edge with isaiah. while isaiah is literally like i wnan dox you please fans m*lest hunter in the meet and greet, i want this guy dead; isaiah literlaly makea such a huge deal every time hunter had a disagreeing opinion irs clear hes started to just not weight in when he doesnt like something, itd be one thing to make these super intense mean comments if hunter did them back but every time isaiah would not take or tolerate it when it was towards himself,; and honestly all of the stuff before had been like accumulating to be pretty bad but rhe latest ep with the dog story eallyi guess like crosses a line of like, this is just genuinely wrong and i dont care how mcuh the comments say its ‘parasocial’to have basic human empathy! youre watchint a guy talk abt having the family dog shot in the back of the head in front of him by his grandfather, only to then find out on air feom his mother the shooting had been intentional and his grandfatehr was actuallt a monster instead of a disabled man traumatizinf you by accident. like the ironic tragedy of him calling his mom to back him up on that ‘its not a big deal’ only for her to contradict him is funny on a cosmic sense, but like it is iust. not that funny dude. like isaiah kept bursting into laughter just thinking about it. oh is it too absurd for you to take seriously? do yoh just not give a fuck about how tour friend might feel? dude didnt even fucking ask. he didnt eveb show a sliver of care , sympathy empathy anything. he literally says “ill never let you live this down”. LIVE WHAT DOWN???? having his grandfather intentionally shoot his dog in front of him as a 7 year old child? like what the actual fuck is wrong with him??!! have like even a shred of respect for your cohost, like its all ‘as a joke’ but if you consistently ‘as a joke’ act like a cruel manipulative bullying person, im just gonna choose to believe youre actually just that person using “humor” as a shield to excuse your behavior.

like wtf. i was actually a fan of isaiahs chanel first and i didnt rly vibe with hunter that much and i wouldnt have expected, bc i woildnt enjoy watching an asshole, that isaiah wouldve turned out to be such a self centered horrible person. like its all funny TO HIM, i dont get the sense its enjoyable at all to be in that room when isaiah is getting all giddy and having a kick out of treating hunter like a punching back. yeah he probably doesnt mean to be actually hurtful but it doesnt look like the thought even crosses his satan spawn eyes that someone could have a different reaction than the one he was intends there to be. like i dont know hunter and idk if id even like him if i talked to him in person but it sucks qnr is horrible to watch anyone be treated that way consistently. like i wish creepcaet juet actually ended or isaiah learned how to not be shitty. i dont care if its not in his nature to not be awful he should just try to pretend to be a decent person for once. like i feel bad for hunter becuase it comes across like hes more stuck in the podcast than enjoying it and i empathise with struggling to leave “friends” who treat you like shit. and its like work too, i have no idea how much of a monetary and reputation loss it would be to leave. ppl are like “theyre adults they surely worked within themselves” yeah bc no adult ever has struggled or been stuck in a situation thats hard to get out of. honestly like yeah this is just a shitty podcast with shitty fans who just enjoy watching a bigger guy get bullied for no reason because they are probably mostly awful bullies in their own lives too hurting the people around them and i dont need to convern myself over what people who get a kick out of hurting others think.

i guess obligatory like. insane and unwarranted comment to the hosts bc no one is readingnthis let alone either of them but its like what if they read it and like felt x or y way in reaction. maube writing this will give me some semblance of peace

@ hunter: you seem cool and youre a really talented artist and naturally funny on camera/audio. i relate to having memories from childhood warped like that, and im sure/i would imagine that was the story told because it was far from the actual worst one. i think you deserve to respect yourself more, im sure being bullied is no skin of your back, im fat and ive been derided bc of it my whole life, from since i was 70kg and im 100kg now. its smth you get used to and it feels like not a big deal but on a fundamental level i thibk everyone deserves to respect themselves at least enough to not let friends treat you like shit to this extent. like i know banter and teasing is normal, butlike. its so excessive dude. it comes across like youre just stuck there and idk your financials and maybe you coulr be, ive heard of stories like that wrt youtube projects, and subversive animations arent loved by youtube’s revenue. heavy condolences if this turns out to be the case and hoping things can change. im sure it would be hard to quit anyway bc ppl would make such a big deal abt it. but if you are free to leave at anytime and you have freedom and are safe with isaiah,thank god thats great, get the FUCK out of there or get isaiah to stop treatiny you like shit cause you deserve better. if somehow you iust love beint berated like that i guess like each to his own too, i just hope youre doing ok juwt oj the basis of beint a fellow human being who appears to be in a legitimately shitty situation. if you are ajd im insane, thats fine too, id rather be insane than someone be suffering.

sigh

@ isaiah: i really liked your youtube vids. you seemed like a decent enougu guy. ofc like i dont actualyl Know either of tou, injust am human and relating on basic emotional levels based on the behavior you choose to display online. man. what the hell is wrong with you? if i expected you to actually read this i would be more polite but i dont expect a single soul to read this, really. like, man… i want to believe theres capacity of good and kindness in every person so surely you must have it, and if you do.. why are you acting like that. is being mean That funny? i love dark humor but ive never taken joy out of actively bullying people so i cant really relate but like, surely you can find otuer ways to have fun with your friend? im sure you think its all fine bc hunter wont throw a tantrum like you do but some people are actually way more inwards with their emotions and like you coild try to be a little more interested in how someone else feels when you bully them. “as a joke”. like maybe its not as funny as you think itnis, or they migut not be enjoying it like you do. i know its hard to stop when you want to talk but please try to stop interrupting hunter repeatedly after you clewrly mustve heard him adter the call delay? honestly, i thought you were a fine guy but now its like maybe youre just on a power trip, havint someone hostage to validate your opinions on horror and to bully for fun who wont talk back to you in a way thats actually challenging. since you love the sounf of your own voice so much you could do a solo podcast, you dont need hunter to be there as a punching bag in order to make a podcast. if you lvoe and care about hunter as a friend sincerely and iust have been totally by accident actint like a major piece of shit, id like want to hope for you to improve as a person in how you act and id want to believe thats very possible, but episode after episode its just.. like i dont give a shit abt dark mean humor i dont care if you call us in the audience pieces of shit or freaks or whatever, we’re not there talking to you, but hunter Is hearing what youre saying and is actually there.like id say for a christian you are extremely cruel but that is just ao on brand for open christians to behave that way that i honestly wanted to believe you would subvert that expectation, but it seems i was wrong. you know like i dont get this being mean as a joke thinf and neber have, i would say if hunter died tomorrow would you not have rather spent time with him in a positive way where he was loved instead of berated, but youd most likely “joke” that youre glad hes dead and that you didnt bully him enough. im not christian and i dont believe in heaven or hell but i know for you that youre most likely not seeing the pearly gates until you learn to pretend to be a good person to your friends. its probably not even smth you genuinely want to do or care to do but you could make that sacrifice of being nicer so the world is a better place while it has to have you here.

big sigh this isjsut hggggghhhhhh like a shame bc i love horror and i had enjoyed isaiahs youtube vids but , man this is such a disappointment. obviously i dont rly wana watch the podcast anymore butni like hunter reading and his voice and i would just hope for the best for him going forward, and the insane in my brain is like i gotta check it out maybe isaiah apologizes and acts like normal and nice without being rancid for once. even tho i know that wont be true bc it hasnt been for weeks since i started watching, i guess ill tune in for the next and if he foesnt shape up i’ll quit it. find a diff horror podcast or smth. makes me sad imagining hunter stuck in there. kike idk if hes even a good person like hes edgy on his own channel too but in general like he comes across like isaiah used to , lile someone who just seems fine and i havent heard anything saying theres smth horribly wrong with him. just on a basic human level it sucks to see people struggle and suffer. speciallt when its situations i relate and have been to. its been at least (uhh math…) damn 10 years or smth since an event that really stuck with me, where i was kust telling soem school friend abt my life at home bc we were just talking, and i relayed one of the ways my parents would beat me and how i was so scary, and she burst our cackling in my face. its a feeling that took a long time to stop having it sting in my head. she wasnt intending to laugh At me, or bc she thought beating children was genuinely good or funny, but to her the situation was so absurd it was funny. i can understand that on a detached level like if it wasnt real there would be some comedy timing to it. but instead i iust felt like a joke. like i was stupid, like it was this really funny ass thing, and i tried to play along, and it was like the fear trauma and pain that resulted from those events was a joke too. like i was stupid for having my life warped ny the abuse and it affecting me, because it was just so absurd and funny! like damn, i shouldve been abused as a child in a less absurd and funny way so people wouldnt mock me to my face about it. i guess i deserve it and its natural to be treated this way. until i met someoje who actually respected and gave a fuck about me and wouldnt make me feel that way i thoight it was normal and like i was fine with it too. i used to get bullied communally by my entire classroom for half of middle school and i thought those people were called friends too because id never been treated any better by anyone.

hgggghj i think its helped a bit to get it off my chest, maybe. man this sucks. i wish people would iust be nicer to eachother. life is so short, and some people cant even have the courtesy to not be tormented by people they call friends

[burnyouwithacigarettelighter]

Omg I’m so happy you replied!! I definitely have more questions.

1. What Cillian character do you like writing about the most and why?

2. What story from your master list are you most proud of?

3. Do you personally have any fic recommendations/ must reads? Other sites included.

4. What gets you inspired to write? Following that question have you ever abandoned a fic?

5. What do you think made you a better writer? If you have any doubts about your work, how do you get past it enough to continue?

6. Is there a Cillian character that you just don’t like, or aren’t interested in watching/ writing about? (Sorry if that’s a loaded question)

omg thank u so much for this!!! i srsly love interacting w u guys, tysm for the thought provoking questions😄🙌

i think i like writing most about robert fischer:) ik it probably doesnt translate considering ive written most for jonathan crane but robert fischer is just such a little sweetheart to me,,, and can go both ways in being a sassy dom douchebag or being a sobbing daddy issues sub darling LOLLL i just think he has a lot of duality to delve into and develop (which ive definitely not done so far☠️) and it helps that his characterization in inception was also very surface level— i have a lot of wiggle room y’know??

i think im most proud of “dine & dash” which im aware probably no-one has read, but getting chris o’doyle’s sassy little dialogue down was like taming a wild beast,,, otherwise, considering my more well-known work, i rly liked writing “honey, i’m home”. i go crazy for the unhinged readers (if u couldnt alrdy tell lmaooo) and seeing jackson get messed with like that was a real treat.

i seriously just recommend anything by @mypoisonedvine,,, they’re literally genius & are the reason i started writing for cillian:)!! other mentions include kitten fics by @pictureinme and, a personal fave, @floralcyanidee’s jackson rippner mile-high club fic!!! these writers are all incredibly talented and im just blown away at their work every single time🫶

my thirst is such a big motivator for writing LMAO😭i wrote “guinea pig” ‘cus i wanted to absolute wreckkk jonathan crane and have him be a sub, and i got a 6.8k words long fic out of said thirst! music & book quotes motivate me a lot too— i spend sm time digging thru my pinterest for a good quote for the beginning of my fic its actually insane☠️and yes,,, im ashamed to say ive abandoned fics numerous times,,, but thats because they were series’, not oneshots. i get bored of series’ pretty quickly, ‘cause i feel kind of trapped by the initial dynamic or mood set in the first chapter. with oneshots, its like writing one long chapter of this trope and this kink or whatever and then its done, and i dont have to exhaust myself going back to tropes or kinks or storylines ive already done.

i think reading made me a better writer. expanding my vocabulary through the words of others was a biggie; seeing something be described in a certain way in someones story had me thinking of out-of-the-box ways to describe another thing (that doesn’t make much sense but lets pretend it does😭). i have many, many doubts about my work, like constantly, but i usually just suck it up. i sound like an attention whore but seeing the reposts & comments & tags on my other work reminds me people like what i’ve written before and certain people will enjoy what ive written now, so i should just finish my work for them. i also take like 100 years rereading my stuff until i think its good enough lmao,,,

ive kinda watched his whole roster of films (atleast ones i could actually find on the internet and not gone missing as a lost piece of media lmao) and i could probably write for any cillian character given i had a good idea and proper motivation. writing for certain characters is definitely harder for me to do though, so its likely i wont write for them/will take a long time to do so. an example is lenny miller— anna was such an insufferable movie to me, and lenny’s screentime wasn’t long at all, atleast not long enough for me to properly grasp his character. he just felt like a horny hardass fbi goof the whole time i could not take his 5’7 ass seriously😭cillian is smexy as hell in anna tho, so we’ll see😈another would probably be robert capa from sunshine,,, hes beautiful and deliciously musty in that but the whole spaceship setting kinda freaks me out (considering i know 0 zilch nada about space, spaceships, or anything of the sort, so it’d definitely be inaccurate). an au with him id definitely do, though! (with that hair of his my mind is already forming a 90s band au, guitarist!capa x singer!reader story…)

again thank u so much for these questions!! i feel like i rarely get to chat to u guys so this was well appreciated😄🫶thank you so much for reading, for sending these questions in, and for being an overall sweetheart, anon!

[sophiesonlinediary]

Sorry for spamming it probably will happen again😔 but have fun in nyc I hope you're pretending your in a gg episode cause that's what if do OKAY THATS IT xoxoo☕️

was literally just at the met tell me why i was pretending the whole time i was with anna wintour 😔

i also sat in the steps and drank my orange juice so blair coded of me 🙂‍↕️

also thank youuuu i love when people spam me like wow makes me feel so special 🫂🫶😽

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "school meetings be like" edition!

Where lily hates the zero tolerance rule and so does dan

Lily: ok, this is school principal but i did have to do this meeting...

Lily: shade got into a fight with another student who was picking on shawn. Of course shawn was the "first" to fight back.

Dan: oh yeah, Dot and I teach them self defence tactics if they ever needed them.

Lily: and im gonna assume that they'll be disciplined? Or you'll pretend to?

Dan: shit, ill tell em what you told me, pretend to be disappointed and "ground" them and upon leaving the premises go and get em ice cream!

Lily probably hates that many schools have a zero tolerance rule which affects the bullied more than the bully. Dan absolutely hates it. I can imagine these two would just spend the next 10 minutes roasting the school board AKFHQL-

Suddenly aaaaaAAaa-

Shawn: HI SORRY IM JUST HIDING--

Shawn: thaNK YOU-

Anna: youre...welcome? Who are they hiding from?

Oh to have your first interaction with a group being because youre trying to hide from the one asshole who loves to fuck with you.

On the other side of the coin, oh to have your first interaction with the strange in a weirdly endearing way person because they're terrified of the one asshole who loves to fuck with them.

And the finale!

Leon: come out little friend, i just want to play~

Quil: what are you doing?

Leon: oh, me? Im just trying to weasle out a runt puffle from this rock pile. Be on your way.

Shawn: h-help...?

Quil: ....ok, thats enough. You leave. Now.

Quil: hey you ok there?

Shawn: yeah...uhm..thank you.

Shawn feels absolutely embarrassed that leon had him hiding in a place he was able to squeeze himself into, though i imagine quil wouldn't care cause "hey what the fuck is with that guy?"

[kindygawdna]

It was the bomb

Hey. Guys...

tw: schools shooting, boms

I just got home from school today and man did a lot of shit go down. It made me reflect on my life.

I was @ school in my second period, usually after the 2nd period is a lunch. but no the last 10 mins of class im packing my bag and the speaker cuts on "*Skeerch* Everybody please evacuate the building. I repeat please evacuate! Please remain calm *skeerch*"  wtf?! for real! they didn't say it was a drill or not? didn't we already have a drill yesterday?

so i'm walking with my class until i no longer see my classmates or teacher. okay whatever🙄 i'll just go were my class is going to go. i've been in a fire drill before. i start heading towards the bus loop but then the teachers tell us no your going out the school. like as in in this fricken large patch of grass on the right of our school. i looked for my class and saw my teacher was alone..

Apparently only me and 1 other student from my class stayed with Our 2nd period!

we stood there for an hour not knowing what was going on and rumours spread that it was a bomb threat. A WHAT?!!!

So I start panicking and call my mom to update her on what happened in the last 30mins. Luckly I knew my 2nd period was right next to my friend's (K) class. me and K were chatting when I saw everyone moving. at that point I could no longer see my teacher. i said, fuck it! ima find more my friends. I dragged K and went went searching for any of my other friends. I met up with My friend david and gabby. we ran into a few other friends but they didn't really join our little group.

 we were walk to idk where. until we reached the middle-school next to my high school. we walked all the way around the black gate and into the gym. i was just a sea i teens. me and my friends sat up in the bleachers but we could see all the people flooding into the gym

We sat there for like five mins before we saw a bunch of people leaving and we were like bro we just got here where we going this time? i me and my friends didn't get up because we are all average height an tired of being in large pushy crowds. then Mr.H the assistant principal was on speaker says "Yall sit down right now!" and the four of us were like yeah we never left in the first place an have more space. People cam back in and i saw my friend Anna and yelled @ her to sit by us. she had My other friends with her. so yeah we were like a squad of 8.

we were waiting for something to happen. and we were all miserable because we missed lunch by now.

David pulled out his uno cards and we played that for an hour. It was fun more friends and classmates of mine came over and found us. it was fun, even during the situation. After a while Mr.H came back on the mike to organise us into groups of who is taking the bus home, or who is walking home and stuff... the group we had mostly consisted with bus and car people who was suposed to be on the side were on.

It wasn't till another hour or so until mr. H call bus routs because buses were coming in. I lost the uno game and then david and my bus was called so david left. but i decided not to because i knew my mom was on her way.

Slowly my friends left for the bus and  it was just me K and Gabby. 

Mr. H went on the speaker organised us into 1 side for people walking and people getting picked up. He said people walking were going first and i had the brilliant idea to pretend to be a walker. I knew My friend (X) was going to walk because his house is a 5 min drive away. so i could walk there and just go to his house where my mom could pick me up. i called her to let her know i would be walking. she told me she was in the 1 mph line outside X's neighborhood.  okay i guess ill meet you there... so i walk with X towards his neighborhood. We talk about what happened so far and i see my moms honda. i hop in the car and dap up X.

i guess thats it... lol...

it was a wild day I just wanna take a nap

[rarepairnation]

for the ao3 wrapped!! 1, 6, 28! (also you are not alone in believing you can finish one more thing. i am also doing that :P)

happy (newly i guess, for u!) new year anna!!! waving at u NOT from the google doc! we did it! we finished the one more thing! [ao3 wrapped]

1. How many words have you written this year?

nearly 14k (13,924 to be exact) published and at least 6-7k more of wips! tragically my least prolific year since uhhhhhhhh a long time. 2017? but thats ok it was a hard year all that matters is that i survived<3 im proud of myself for what i did bc im in that kinda moment where im relearning how to write and reengaging the creative part of my brain. and next year will be better!! i have a lot of plans and a wip list as long as a cvs receipt<33

6. Favorite title you used

this one is actually your body drowning in gravity! i havent reread it in a long long while (aside: wow i was a totally different person when i wrote that (i published it jan 3)) bc my brain has temporarily been caught by other things. but it was an idea that i'd been turning over in my head for over a year at the time when i wrote it and i think i saw the richard siken poem that the title is from (it's "the dislocated room" btw) on my dash in the middle of the writing process and it was like. Perfect. like i choose all my titles very carefully but this one really knocks it out of the park. when the fic is literally about tanner thinking mallory is the one that's fallen from the top of the cns building at the end of spectre and not knowing until the body hits the ground.

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

OUGHHH this is hard. Ough. ok i DO think it's just so long as this thing's loaded. im chronically an "i wrote this for me but you can read it if you want" guy bc i have rarepair disease. if i want to read it i have to be the one to write it. but this fic was really an exercise in like. getting weird with it. remembering that u cannot judge ur creation by any possible bad faith interpretation of it. letting myself write the kind of wildly unhinged horny possessive devotion that eats the inside of my brain but ive never been able to put on the page bc of the Fear of like ohhh that would be sooo bad in real life. dude theyre. not real. idk im not good at that sort of thing the panopticon inside my mind is sometimes kind of crazy. but like yeah actually they do think the power dynamic is hot. yeah nick made jasper fake betraying him obviously here is this situation where jasper comes back to nick after his faked death and both of them are pretending not to know the betrayal wasn't real. its just roleplay 2 them. sorry to quote a line in this already extremely long answer but like "The only thing he wants to keep is right here at his side and hasn’t that been the point of all of this, the knife to his throat and the blood in his kiss and the slow simmer of barely leashed desire. Jasper has come to him like this, the traitor slinking his guilty way home, to show Nick the lengths to which he would go for him. To which he has always gone for him, giving up everything to play Nick’s triple agent, just what the Director ordered." is literally the thesis statement of the whole thing. Anyway

also its the kind of fic where every line is trying to be The Line which...is a quirk of my writing style that comes out every now and then that im usually (for good reason tbh) always trying to cut back on. but this...Needed It. sometimes the prose DOES need to be purple. and i had fun. it was really fun dude lol i had a great time

[cosmicanger]

I agree with you on the met gala stuff. But I’m more annoyed with the people who are going “where are the designs saying fu to karl?!” Like really? Anyone with basic know of the met knows Anna wintour runs that event with an iron fist and she was friends with the guy. Any designer who would say that was probably vetoed months before.

Plus ya karl was shit but I will not deny that the fashion he designed looks good. I’d rather embrace and celebrate every plus sized and colored person who looks absolutely great at this event instead of being angry or negative. But that’s just me

(received may 2 2023)

1. “lazy” is an ableist and classists work tied to white Puritanical standards and antiBlack capitalism demonizing not producing or working every waking hour of the day. 2. yea, that’s virtue signaling again, they know full fuck yous to Karl would not have seen the stairs of the MET. fuck off that violent white POS but yea thats not happening. 3. im not impressed by Karl or any nonblacks creative input and whenever I enjoy any nonblack creative content, it is because they stole from Black people somehow and I am attracted the Blackness they gentrified. karl aint mad any design that looks good on big fat Black folks so yea definitely not impressed. and yea i posted the Black attendees that were the only ones pulling great looks and they all looked beautiful. saw this early and laughed: “Ok so that’s enough pretending I give a fuck about whatever that was about for engagement” this was said by someone with a large internet following on multiple social media platforms like you dont need to post about the MET Gala for engagement unless you do care about the MET Gala like all fashion heads are losers im happy I found art cause fashion is a hobby to me, too many losers who wanna be rich in those scenes. fashion the most antiBlack creative medium when it doesnt have to be, oh well

[fancylala4]

She still trusted a man who broke into her house tho. Sure she knocked him out three times (the only logical thing she did in this situation) and blackmailed (I used this term loosely as he didn’t take it seriously and still tried to trick her) him into doing it, but he still was the one who had the power over her in this situation. We also could see this when he tricked her into going into a bar filled with criminals.

Also the “he had no reason to lie and pretend” line? He literally tried to scare her back into the tower, guilt tripped her and even took her to a bar of criminals to do it. This isn’t the actions of someone who is trying to hold up the other end of their bargain. He was trying to screw her over from the very beginning.

She comes off as being a Mary sue because she has no flaws whatsoever. Thats what a Mary sue/ Gary Stu is. And saying that everything goes right because “deserves it” just explains why I don’t like this character. What’s the point of watching a story where all the characters are perfect and everything goes right because they deserve it. Characters are supposed to be flawed or have a conflict in the story but still find the strength to overcome their flaws and weaknesses. A perfect character going through things in the story perfectly is boring.

Flynn lied to her, manipulated her and tried to scare her as well. I’m not making anything up, he did this in the movie. As I stated earlier, he tried to guilt trip her into going back into the tower and manipulating/ lied to her into going into a bar filled with criminals. Just because that three way walking stereotype called gothel did it doesn’t mean that Flynn didn’t do it as well.

I heard the “rapunzel is abused by an antisemitic stereotype with sexist and ageist tropes mixed in” defense that her stans use when people criticize her. So you don’t have to repeat this line to me as my opinion on her still hasn’t changed. She still a bland character with no flaws whatsoever. “Her story was about overcoming your abuser and making decisions on your own independently” rapunzel got captured by gothel easily and had to be saved from her (not trying to victim blame or anything here but it’s what happened in the movie). Also, she is dependent on others through out the movie.

I know why Anna trusted Hans. The main reason for this post was that a rapunzel stan was saying that Anna was stupid for trusting a guy she only met when the same could be said about her fav princess. I also hate rapunzel and her stans, which is why I trashed her here.

I just realized something. Rapunzel did the same exact thing that Anna did with Flynn. She decided to trust some random creep just like Anna did. Flynn even lied to her, manipulated her and tried to scare her by taking her to a bar filled with criminals. The only difference here is that rapunzel is basically a Mary sue and every bad thing that happens to her turns into a positive thing. Meanwhile, Anna is an actual character and every bad decision she makes negatively affects her in the movie.

So if you’re going to call Anna and dummy for trusting a guy she didn’t know for one day, you might as well say the same exact thing about rapunzel. I would also say that rapunzel was dumber than Anna was if you’re comparing the two. At least Anna didn’t trust a random creep who broke into her house..

[sommer-girl]

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[promithiae]

I think the thing that drives me crazy about bioessentialists is that they've clearly never taken a biology class past 8th grade and assume that class told them everything they needed to know about genetics. Like not taking biology classes past the age of 15 is fine, but to then go and say shit like 'there's only xx and xy that's just biology!' even when actual biologists are telling them to their face that those aren't the only options? Fucking ridiculous. Because ok, you didn't learn that xxy or xyy or xxxxy or any of the other variations exist, but like. Maybe 8th grade biology teachers think that understanding the concept of what an x and a y chromosome is good enough and didn't want to overwhelm you with more complicated concepts.

[gibbysupremeacyisreal]

𝐓𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃

(gender neutral) ' I want for all time to fill the spaces between your fingers with mine ' - JS Parker

requested:: by @jjunbug ! ty for requesting!! (fluff)

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 - waking up to him staring into ur soul<3 - definitely helps you with homework :,) - building legos together - watching marvel movies repeatedly - sending reaction memes of himself lmao - I feel like he likes plants lmao so you would have a bunch of plants and they'll all have names -  definitely the kind of person to say "I can't change the weather" when you say ur cold but then eventually give you his jacket

𝐁𝐄𝐎𝐌𝐆𝐘𝐔 - mimicking yeonjuns verse in blue hour - calling him emo - singing the abcs out loud for you when ur washing ur hands💀 - writes his initials on HIS food (leftovers etc) - makes fun of you 24/7 and you doing it back (never means it, it's just his humour) - for Halloween you guys do couples costumes but he's always the female (kristoff and Anna, padme and anakin etc) - threatening to force feed you if you say ur not hungry

𝐇𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐀𝐈 (my bias so I might go a lil all out) - "tHaTs kIndA sUs tHo...." - repeatedly dying in minecraft trying to impress you (mf will literally walk off a cliff) - literally gives you his photocard so when he's on tour you "remember him" LIKE MF UR NOT DEAD??? - belly rubs <33 - both having plushy obsessions - trying to learn a language together on duolingo but he's scared of the bird - pretends ur in a restaurant when he cooks for you (hands you a menu with one thing on it lmao) - watches horror movies bc he thinks he won't get scared then almost pees his pants so you have to give him forehead kisses or he'll "have ptsd" - random sound affects (saying vroom when he walks past you, doing the drum and cymbal things after you tell jokes, saying bonk if you guys accidentally run into eachother)

𝐘𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐍 - pushing on ur sinuses when you have a headache ( *sobs*) - pinching his cheeks and him going 🤨😟😐😊 when you do it (in that order) - happy dancing when you make him food - draws mustaches on you when ur asleep - stealing eachothers clothes - " feel 😈 like 👍 cinderella ✨️  naega❗️byeonhae🤞 " - trying to teach you tiktok dances

𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 - it's giving bfg  (big friendly giant lmao) - poking his dimples - falls asleep by watching you asleep bc it's relaxing - randomly claps for you - playing with his ears (They r so cute idk😭) - "BYE GUYS HI LADIES 💋" - cries during studio ghilbi movies but laughs at horror movies???

[pogueit]

K.C: Dormmate Blues

Pairing: Kiara Carrera x Reader

Summary: Your roommates are getting on your last nerve and you search for solace in your favorite girl

Warnings: terrible roomie drama?? Thats it??

WC: 1,004

A/N: May or may not be influenced by one literal line from an Arctic Monkeys song (it is)... ENJOY!!!

You trudge through the Carrera house with only your girlfriend in mind. The two roommates that you had, Rachel and Anna-Marie, were at it again. They had been childhood best friends but as of right now they were lifelong enemies. Truly, you didn't think one semi to below-average man would drive a severe wedge between the two, yet here you are on the edge of insanity. It started with one-off comments and backhanded remarks which then snowballed into screaming matches that lasted until 3 am. You were beyond over it and even having your own roommate-free dorm room wasn't enough. You needed your girlfriend. Kiara without a doubt made everything better. Maybe it was her attitude about the world, how she could make the sun come out in the cloudiest days, or how wise beyond her years she was but she always knew how to handle every situation.

As you made your way through the lively house you poked your head into the kitchen where Mr. Carrera was and gave him a gloomy hello, before continuing on to the girl's bedroom.

Your mood was immediately boosted from just the sight of her. She was propped up against her headboard lazily flipping through her notes for an upcoming environmental class.

Overdramarically, you pretend to throw yourself on top of Kiara, but before you could hit her with much force you gently lowered yourself, stomach down, on her lap.

"Well, hello to you too babe" she giggled as she rolled you over enough for her to give you a quick peck on your lips. She cleared off her books enough for you to flip yourself off of her and onto her bed. Kie hovered over your face and once she saw your troublesome expression her face dropped. She hasn’t seen you this way since Black Friday when you worked back-to-back shifts at the mall.

“Oh my god, babe, what happened?” She softly incased your face with her warm hands and caressed your cheek with the pad of her thumb. You hummed in approval and let your eyes flutter closed before you let out a deep sigh “Matt is what happened”. Just by mentioning him by name you could feel your headache intensify. Kiara scoffed “Jesus, that shithead?” you could only nod along to her disgust. She gently tugged on your arms signaling you to move up and be closer to her which you obliged without a second thought. You let your head rest on her chest while you loosely wrapped your arm around her waist. Kiara tightly embraced you and slightly moved you side to side while doing so, making you grin.“There’s at least a dozen Matts’ on campus like do they have to fight over the same one?” She huffed while absent-mindedly drawing lazy figures on your back. “They'd probably treat them better too” You grumbled and a flood of shitty memories of Matt came crashing into your brain. "Fuck, I should’ve listened to you and stayed home" you groaned and buried your head into the crook of Kie’s neck causing her to giggle at the sudden movement.

"Maybe we could give searching for apartments another go?" She pressed a warm kiss on your forehead causing you to slightly smile.

“Hmm… Maybe if you don’t mind” You definitely wouldn’t mind living together and could just picture how nice it would be waking up next to her every morning.

“I’ve been thinking about moving in together for a while now anyway, it would be another check on my adult goals” Kiara’s gaze shifted towards the window in her room and could see it was dark out now and she finally knew a perfect way to fully alleviate your still sour demeanor. She knew of your love affair with shitty made-for-tv movies and knew just the perfect one to play. Kiara excused herself to get her phone from across her room and turned on her projector in the process. You were oblivious to what she was doing as you made yourself more comfortable on her bed and flipped through her environmental health notes. Kiara and her mother had recently watched a hallmark movie that was an absolute cheese-fest, just how you like them, and recorded for you to watch later. After she rigged up the movie on the projector and got it to a specific scene, she turned off her lights.

“Hey! I was just reading about the Endocrine Disruptors!” The lights going off startled you but your girlfriend just shushed you. “You’re going to ruin the moment” she stated obviously and quickly hit play before you could even begin to retaliate. Kiara cleared her throat and got into position with an unassuming smugness embellishing her features.

“May I have this dance?” Kie mimicked the man’s gravelly voice then she dramatically bowed and held out her hand. “Kie, what the fuck?” You let out a baffled laugh and she frantically motioned you to take her hand. You finally take her hand and she escorts you off the bed to the open space in front. She effortlessly twirls you around and her free hand finds its place on your lower back as your hand settles on the nape of her neck. You fall into step with ease, it was something that became second nature. It’s hard to contain the smile that is eager to engulf your features, especially when you look into her eyes. They were filled with adoration, which cut through the dimly lit room with ease. The butterflies in your stomach were becoming unruly by her gaze and her soft touch, so you nestled your head into the crook of her neck. Kiara let her arms wrap around your waist as your arms fell around her neck. She hummed along to the shitty music that blared through the speakers all the while gently swaying to the beat.

“Thank you” You whispered, before placing a delicate kiss on her cheek.

“Anytime, babe” she pulled you in closer and danced you along as the credits roll overhead.

[prettyvampiress96]

The Malfoy Secret- Chapter 7 Part 1

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR SMUT AHEAD , IF ITS NOT YOUR THING THEN PLEASE AWAIT FOR CHAPTER 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anastasia stirred awake in the comforting embrace of Lucius and Narcissa's arms with a quick glance around, Anna came to the realisation that sometime after she had fallen asleep , either Lucius or Narcissa had apparated the pair back home to Malfoy Manor. Lucius's eyes watched the reality of the situation sink down, Anna's eyes came out to meet his , a blush crept up Annas cheeks. Anna reached her hand across to push some loose hair back over his shoulder. He brushed his lips against hers just as Narcissa began trailing her fingertips up Anna's bare thigh causing her to gasp allowing a deeper entrance for Lucius. The white haired man wasted no time at all in slipping his tongue into Anna's mouth. " Darling save some of our princess for me too" Cissa whispered stretching out and rolling herself on top of Anna effectively pinning her to the mattress. "Mmmm what I would give to have you both stay home for the day, no work, no interruptions, just the three of us and this bed" Cissa thought out loud.

" Darling wife I just so happened to be thinking the same thing , question is does our princess want that too?" Lucius mused. The thought of spending all day in bed with the two of the people she adored most in the world was rather exciting. So exciting in fact that Anna became tense and her head began to run away with her , multiple scenarios running through her mind at a fast speed. All she could do was nod in response. " Ah Ah Princess thats not going to fly here use your words little one , or if you are that hesitant on joining us then perhaps sitting on the side-lines where you can watch, no touching and no speaking . I know which we would prefer but what do you want princess?" Narcissa spoke with a slight harsh tone to her voice whilst gripping Annas cheeks to look at her. " The first one. I want the first one . Please dont make me watch mommy . I'll be good for you and daddy promise such a good girl" Anna pleaded so fast her words practically came out in one single sentence. Narcissa cleared her throat and looked to Lucius. "Perhaps daddy would be so kind and fetch us some breakfast in bed for us all , what do you think princess, does breakfast in bed with daddy sound fun? Yes? Maybe you should ask nicely hmm?" Cissa spoke softly curling a piece of Anna's hair around her finger whilst cocking her head the side looking a Lucius. Anastasia had also whipped her head around to look at Lucius. Narcissa enjoyed using Anna to get her way as she knew that there was no way Lucius would deny her anything as she rarely asked for anything. It was safe to say Anna was both of their weaknesses.

"Oh please that does sound like a rather nice start to the day daddy please" Anna pleaded near enough begging. Lucius pretended to think it over. " On one condition princess" he said his eyes staring into hers. "Yes daddy I'm listening" Anna responded rather eager to spend the day in their embrace. "If Daddy gets to feed his princess, then I'll go and get breakfast right this second" Lucius offered. He swiped his thumb over Anna's bottom lip hovering it just over the centre. "Yes daddy you can feed me . I'd like that very much thank you daddy" Anastasia spoke with his thumb still over her lip. " With those manners babygirl how could I ever say no, I'll be back momentarily" he spoke throwing on an emerald robe and strolling out of the room.

“Just relax and let me take care of my baby ," Cissa whispered. Anna didn't even realize she had been holding her breath until it escaped with a soft whoosh. Her lips were soft against Anna's neck, Her cheek was smooth as it grazed llightly across Anastasia's, Narcissa seemed to know all the places that made Anna shiver. Her ears, her neck, her throat. With a giggle, Cissa slowly took Anna's hands out from under her own thighs and placed them to rest on her waist. "It's okay, you can touch too, mommy likes your touch very much darling girl" Cissa softly said as she lightly continued kissing her way down Anna's collarbone. Anna nodded in response straight away understanding exactly what Cissa wanted and needed. Anna rested her hands lightly on top of Narcissa's smooth hip bones, feeling her move gracefully as she bent towards Anna. She pressed her lips to hers gently at first, just the smallest of kisses. Her fingers tickled the nape of Cissa's neck, and Narcissa let out a soft moan at the tickling sensation. Anna's tongue swiped across Cissa's lower lip, as if awaiting permission. Anastasia pressed her hands against Cissa's back, trying to pull her closer. Her hips were grinding in circles slowly as her tongue entwined with Anna's.

With gentle but firm hands, Narcissa pressed Anna's thighs apart and knelt on the sheets between her legs. In that position, her face was about parallel with Anna's breasts had she still not been wearing one of Lucius's button up shirts. "Oh I have got to see these," she breathed with an eager smile. Anna giggled in response and slowly began to unbutton the shirt. Narcissa was quick to realise and snatched Anna's fingers away with a pout, "But I want to do that. It's like unwrapping my most favourite gift" This time Anna let out a true laugh and instantly dropped her hands to the sheets. As Narcissa finished the job, she left a trail of wet kisses on each inch of skin . She licked and kissed and nibbled at Anna's collarbone, at the upper swell of her breasts, and all the way down to her stomach . By the time Anna's shirt was completely open, the black haired girl could hardly breathe. She just shivered and squirmed underneath her.

Narcissa slowly pushed the shirt off of Anna's shoulders and proceeded to throw it to the floor. With a well practiced hand, she unclasped Anastasia's baby pink bra and let it just sit pressed against her breasts. With a stiffened tongue, she slowly pushed it off, dropping the garment from her mouth revealing the large bouncy breasts of her baby. "Oh these are amazing," she breathed clapping her hands together with a delighted grin. Her fingers felt so soft and gentle as she caressed the outer curves. Anna's nipples were already tightening under her touch, but when her thumbs grazed against them, they stiffened even more. "Mmmm, very responsive, I like that...princess" Narcissa breathed out, her breath fanning over one nipple. Her mouth was warm and soft and wet when she closed her lips around one tight little peak. Anna arched her back into her as she lightly pinched the other one. Anastasia stroked Cissa's silky blonde hair as she teased from one to the other, her tongue or fingers always on both of them alternating between each breast.

Cissa kept sucking and licking back and forth, Anna could feel the wetness and the heat as she ground herself against Cissa's bare thigh. She leaned forward until her own satin-covered breasts were pressed against Anna's bare ones. “Go ahead," she whispered. Anastasia fumbled a little with the clasp on her bra but it finally released, and Anna immediately tossed it to the floor with the rest of their clothes. Cissa's breasts were smooth and perky with tiny rosebud buds in the middle. Narcissa grew a tad impatient waiting on Anna , so she took one of Anna's hands and pressed it against one of her breasts. With a small moan, she pressed her fingers against Anna's essentially gripping her own breast with Anna's hand. As soon as she released Anna's hand, Anastasia released her breast. Narcissa's face fell until Anna cupped both of her breasts with her hands and kneaded them softly, the way one would knead dough whilst baking. When the tiny rosebuds stiffened at her touch, Anna moved her head to them.

With a light flick, she teased one nipple. Cissa gasped, and Anna was entranced. Anna pinched one bud lightly with her fingertips, just as Cissa had done to hers, and then closed her mouth around the other. It felt firm and slightly rubbery, and when Anna rubbed the tip of the nipple bud with her tongue, she moaned louder. "Yessssssss," Cissa hissed. Anna pinched and licked them both, back and forth, until Cissa's hips could not stay still. She was wriggling against Anna hard. Anna loved the way Cissa's body moved against hers and the way she responded to her touch. Yet Cissa claimed Anna was the responsive one "Oh I can't take it, I need to taste you baby " she moaned.

Her body melted between Anna's thighs, and she was kneeling on the sheets between Anna's thighs again. This time, Cissa licked her way up one of Anna's thighs and down the other. Her hot wet tongue and light breath made her gasp and moan like she had never done before. When she pressed her pursed lips against Anna's wet core, she gasped loudly. Her tongue finally slipped inside the outer lips to find Anastasia's swollen clit. It throbbed with desire and when she lightly grazed it, Anna could have sworn she was going to faint. Her chest felt hot, Her cheeks were flushed, and her breath was ragged. "mommy , please" Anna cried. Taking that as encouragement, Cissa trapped Anna's aching nub between her lips and flicked her tongue hard and fast over her dripping clit. Anna buried her fingers into Cissa's long hair and pulled her face closer to her body. As Cissa rubbed her clit with her tongue, she slid two fingers deep inside Anna's pussy. She pressed firmly against a place she knew all too well, and Anna exploded. Her whole body tightened and shuddered, and she writhed on the large bed, . As her climax ebbed, Cissa eased Anna back down to reality. When she finally looked up at Narcissa, Anna noticed she had a glossy grin across those perfect pink lips.

Cissa stood and yanked off her own panties before straddling Anna again. “mommy? I want to make you feel the way you made me feel...Can I ?" Anna was nervous but so desperately wanted to give her the same. She could feel Cissa's slippery wetness against her skin as Narcissa lowered her pussy into Anna's thigh. She was thrusting against her, willing her own body towards the edge of it's climax. "No, no, not like that," Anna tried to get her to stop. Cissa's body ceased moving, but the frustration was evident on her face. "What? Please, Anna baby , I need..." Cissa began pleading. "I know, I want to give it to you that's all." Anna replied soothingly. "You don't have to, I understand all of this is new..." Cissa said avoiding eye contact. Anastasia wrapped one arm around her slender waist and pulled her down to kiss her. She could taste herself on Cissa's lips pussy, and their tongues danced to share the sweetness. Narcissa's kiss was hungry and demanding, her need evident as it radiated from her body. She kissed Anna hard as though her key to her climax was on Anna's lips. As Anna kissed her back, distracting her by nipping at her bottom lip, she slipped one hand between their bodies in search of Cissa's throbbing pussy.

Her sweet little clit was slippery and hot. Anna's fingers slid over the warmth of her skin, and she gasped loudly, arching her back away from my kiss. "Oh God, yes, Princess, yes" she groaned, almost painfully her nails beginning to dig in . "Like that?" Anna asked and she let her fingers search and explore Cissa's wet cunt. "Oh, almost, right... there..." Cissa whispered breathlessly. Her little clit was swollen, and Anna knew she had found it when Cissa bucked into her hand. "Yes, there," she gasped, "please, there." Anastasia rubbed hard little circles right there, her body was tight and almost humming as she got closer and closer to the peak of her orgasm. It was breath-taking for Anna to watch as her fingers drew out each pleasure from Cissa. Anna slid her middle finger deep inside Cissa and found what Narcissa must have found inside of her. When Anna grazed that spot, Cissa stiffened and held her breath. Anna twisted her hand around until she could reach that fleshy spot inside as well as Cissa's clit. When Anna rubbed both of them together, Cissa let out an ear splitting scream and bucked hard against Anna's hand, digging her nails into Anna's shoulders for balance.

Anastasia could feel the slippery-ness of Cissa's climax dripping down her hand, and she wanted to taste it. With Cissa laying against Anna's front, Anastasia removed her hand from between Cissa's thigh and proceeded to lick her hand clean humming in approval at the taste of Cissa.

Neither woman had noticed Lucius at the door, watching the entire time, food now gone cold and from the sight of his hard erection poking through the robe, he'd been watching for sometime. " That was quite some show I expected more restraint from you wife but to go as far as pulling my princess , my innocent princess into your games well that is just so low. However I do have a way to rectify the situation , a challenge if you will" Lucius said smirking at no one in particular. Narcissa was quick to hop up from the bed. " What challenge did you have in mind for our princess darling?" Narcissa questioned looking back to a blushing naked Anna spread in the sheets.

" Oh no It's not a challenge for baby girl . Hmmmm no it is for you. You see I've happened to notice you always steal princess away and you are always the first to taste her so shall we see if you can withstand what I have in store for you dear?" Lucius grinned at Narcissa before turning to face Anastasia. " Princess would you come stand by daddy for a moment?" he asked. Anna scrambled over the sheets and stood beside Lucius ultimately standing face to face with Narcissa. " You see Princess and I are going to teach you a lesson isn't that right baby?" he cooed reaching to brush some hair from Anna's face. Anastasia nodded in response. " Anything for you daddy" Anna responded stepping closer into Lucius's side. Lucius beamed from ear to ear. "Thats my good girl" he praised turning to Narcissa " The challenge is that I plan on fucking you back into your place , while MY good little girl here is going to sit on that lovely face of yours, the first to cum loses. The loser shall we say is in for a terribly long night .You being the whore you are I have no doubt princess will win for me, you see she knows how to behave. Well what are you waiting for on the bed darling " Lucius said gesturing to the bed keeping a tight grip around his princess.

" First thing's first, we should ensure that you're well lubricated, but after your little stunt , I believe it's safe to assume we needn't worry over that today " Lucius said teasingly as he discarded the robe leaving him bare. He made his way to kneel between Narcissa's thighs, pulling her ass up at an angle before turning to Anna. "Come here, princess" he said offering his hand out to her. With Anna's hand in his , he placed a soft kiss to her knuckles. "Time to sit your pretty pussy on mommy for me darling"

Anna moved to hover above Narcissa's face with her back to Lucius, but he stopped her. "No, no baby facing the other way. I want you facing me pretty girl". He waited until she had obeyed him , "Now back your pussy onto mommy's mouth."

Anna felt her already wet pussy get somewhat wetter at his words. Narcissa grabbed Anna's fleshy ass cheeks and spread them wide as she backed into her tongue. When the contact between Cissa's tongue and Anna's heated core met , Anastasia almost bounced off of her chest. " Easy princess, now we don't want mommy to win this game do we?" Lucius attempted to distract Anna. " Mommy will win , she always wins, the sooner the both of you let that sink in the better" Narcissa counteracted. Lucius swatted her bare thigh bringing his hand down with a loud smack. " Is that sass I hear ? My my aren't you pushing your luck today" Lucius sneered." What do we think princess will mommy win or can you win ?" Lucius asked his voice softening as he spoke from Cissa to Anna. "I can win daddy, I know I can " Anna insisted.

Narcissa took full advantage of the situation and missed Anna's pussy altogether using her tongue she licked her butt hole. Anastasia jumped at the new feeling causing her to shift over Cissa's face. "Princess mommy's doing it on purpose, focus on me , focus on Daddy. Hold onto my shoulders, If it gets too much you squeeze baby"

With a final stroke to his thick erection, Cissa felt his enormous cock press against her opening , pushing it in watching as her pussy lips separated around it. Lucius pushed his hands up to her knees and began rubbing them over affectionately. "Tell me something, princess, when you get rid of a band-aid, do you rip it or do you gradually pull it off?" Lucius questioned Anna. "What? Why would I use them. I'd fix it with magic" Anna replied. "Humour me Do you rip off a band-aid or do you delay the agony by slowly pulling it up." he pressed. "I rip it off, to get the agony over with as fast as possible" Anna told him "Clever girl," Lucius praised pushing hard against Cissa's knees. Narcissa cried against Anna's clit as Lucius' cock speared her. Lucius thrusted his hips in and out of Cissa's cunt at such a pace, that Cissa's body jerked with each thrust, essentially jolting Anna too. Narcissa's pussy moulded itself and extended around his giant shaft. She felt completely full but was utterly stunned at every extra inch working into her pussy combined with the feeling of Anna's incoming orgasm.

" God daddy I can't hold it back for much longer please" Anna begged grinding further down onto Cissa's face. Anna's hands gripped into Lucius's shoulder so hard she began absentmindedly draw blood. Anastasia's movements combined with the thrusts from Lucius and then for him to reach down and pinch Cissa's throbbing bud. Cissa's came so hard her arms reached up , hooking themselves over Anna's thighs almost like Narcissa was trying to keep from losing. Lucius knew instantly cissa had caved from the way her inferno of a cunt clenched around him milking him of his cum at the same time. He began thrusting himself a little slower easing Cissa down from her climax and his. Withdrawing himself from Narcissa, Lucius swiped his fingers through her folds gathering up the thick white liquid substance.

"Princess look what we have here. You did it princess you beat mommy. Good girl baby. Such a good job now I do believe mommy should finish what she started and reward you nicely for winning our game" Lucius spoke connecting his lips to Anna's , he then moved to place a kiss to Cissa's hand." Darling you heard me help our princess finish so we can move on to your punishment" Lucius had the biggest of grins on his face.

Narcissa got right back to it and twirled her tongue around Anna's anal cavity before moving it down to her clit tracing every inch she could feel, flicking her tongue over the bud of nerves, even sticking her tongue into Anna's opening , swirling it around her walls sending a shudder of toe-curling delight up her spine. Her tongue, then slid back up to her starting point, and then down to Anna's pussy. At long last, she quit licking all over and just worked her tongue into the folds of her juicy and leaking pussy. She proceeded to consistently tongue fuck her. Anna's hands had nowhere to grab so in the moment one reached behind to locate Cissa's locks while the other latched down to her neck that sat right there between her open legs.

"Holy fucking merlin, this is insane," This was unimaginable. Anna had held on for as long as she could before her vision cleared and the floodgates opened. In the midst of the through fucking Anna fell forwards attempting to catch her breath. Right into the open arms of Lucius. Sure enough the pair looked to Narcissa whose face was now dripping with Anna's juices, her cum was pouring down Cissa's chin right down her breasts and onto the bedsheets. " Now I do believe you lost Narcissa dearest, I sincerely hope your ready for me and princess?" Lucius smirked down at her his eyes had a certain dark sparkle to them.

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pls share some of your spn fic recs 🥺🥺

ok, a few things first:

followers and mutuals who do not have supernatural brainworms, kindly avert your eyes

i don’t normally rec or even read much fanfic any more but this is a CRISIS ok (cont.)

there is so. much. content for deancas out there and i have incredibly high standards, several ancient ao3 bookmarks, can speedread, and want to spare you guys the experience of wading through it all.

i also have a section for spn femslash since I was pretty into that back in the day (sadly a lot less fan content for this :/)

I don’t really like au’s or pure smut (I honestly usually just skim or skip those scenes) so if you’re mainly looking for that kind of thing this probably won’t be very helpful to you. jsyk.

i’m not great at describing stuff but i’ll do my best, i’ll also try and add tw’s when neccesary.

i wil try and keep updating this with any other decent fics i find, feel free to rec stuff too since i’m like 7 years behind.(edit 1/25/21) this is getting looooong so i’m going to start making another list on my spn blog rather than update this one

(edit 1/3/21) since this has gotten pretty long i’ve added rating/approximate word counts and marked my particular favorites with an asterisk.

Dean/Cas fic:

So Says The Sword*** - explicit/85k. FUCK its good...au/time travel where dean is not pulled out of hell by cas and says yes to becoming the michael sword. honestly could serve as an alternative to actually watching the show, if you want to get into dean/cas without actually doing that to yourself.

Fata morgana.*  - teen/6k, pst s9 finale. very bela centric and i love it, she finds cas looking for dean in hell.

Redemption Road -misc/600+k. an incredibly long fic from a collaborative writing group back in the day. canon divergent from the end of s6 on, has a cool take on godstiel and the leviathans, as well as the lovecratian mythos connection. ngl when i reread it i only made it about 28% in but imo the casual reader can actually stop around there, the rest concerns a lovecraftian apocalypse that is still good (i think i don’t remember it very well) but not required to enjoy the first half. if you prefer i have an ebook version i can send you on gdrive.

Someone Who's Feeling For Me* - mature/45k, s12. they run into lisa braeden and dean thinks cas is into her while cas thinks dean still likes her. treats lisa way better than the show ever did and the miscommunication is pretty funny rather than annoying.

a turn of the earth - mature/95k. time travel fic where cas from s10 keeps showing up in deans life from a few years before s1 to right before the hellhounds take his soul.  slow burn, good character study, and at one point cas punches the dad in the face and it rules.

On the Wings of War - teen/85k, canon divergent s5. dean accidentally becomes the Horseman of War. plays fun, fast and loose with biblical lore, michael has some rights.

Named - mature/95k, alternate s5. EXTREMELY blasphemous in a fun sexy way. manages to predict metatron almost to a T. there’s one major character death and its literally jesus christ, everyone is very sad about it and it sets the rest of the story rolling. an alternate interpretation of cas’ mission to raise dean from hell which had me on the floor. ngl its kind of misogynistic at points, but its from 2010 and tracks with late oughts-2010 spn (sorry anna the author did you dirty here:/).

The Girlfriend Experience - explicit/15k. uhhh i don’t normally rec or even read smutty stuff unless someone i know is specifically asking for it but this has stuff like sam trying to be a good ally and dean thinking holding hands with cas is ‘kinda gay :/’ minutes after having gay sex with him.

i crippled your heart a hundred times - explicit/19k, s8. cas confesses his feelings and dean spends a long time getting his head out of his ass about it. truly hits different after the actual confession, despite being written six years early it feels like its actually what could have gone down more or less if the writers weren’t talentless demons who hate us.

My Roots Take Flight** - mature/125k. reverse au where cas is a hunter and dean’s an angel...OR IS IT???? an alternate retelling of s4. tw for briefly being set in a psychiatric hospital/the hospital being mentioned somewhat frequently throughout the fic, plus more references to torture in hell and heaven than usual.

The One Thing You Can't Lose* - teen/4k.you know those posts about how cas is a super-strong super-tough ancient warrior but he just lets dean tug him around because he likes it? thats it thats the fic.

Hands, From Which All Things Are Built - teen/14k, post s8′s ‘goodbye stranger.’ cas is on the run with the angel tablet but keeps in touch with sam and dean by text, he and dean still manage to be terrible at Actual communication.

Autrement, Danger - or, The Account of an Exceedingly Long Day - mature/30k, post s11. a monster that takes the appearance of your soulmate leads to some wild miscommunications and dealing with years of repression, also dean gets to see cas’ true form which is always cool. tw for non-graphic mentions of underage sexual assault/sex work.

Down to Agincourt - mature/explicit/900++++k, endverse continuation. endverse!cas survives his encounter with lucifer and discovers another time-displaced dean from s7. i’ve only read the two of four parts but its really good, veeeeery slow burn, has a lot of fun oc’s and takes a rather surprising but (imo) entertaining and intriguing turn into Hellenic history and mythology. usual tw’s for endverse/endverse!cas but nothing graphic, it’s actually pretty light-hearted (relatively speaking of course).

Nothing Equals the Splendor** - explicit/8k, THEE finale fix it fic you’ve been waiting for! posits that the entire final episode was just a (very bad and lame) djinn’s vision.

like moses and batman and james dean - explicit/31k, post s8. explores dean’s trauma and internalized homophoba from his technically canon experience with sex work and its impact on his relationship with cas. the sex work itself isn’t really shown in any detail but it’s still a relatively heavy fic.

Crazy Diamonds - explicit/25k, s4/alternate s14. fresh-out-of-hell dean and dean from 10 years in the future are displaced from time and sent to each other’s present.

where the weeds take root - explicit/30k. au where the men of letters kick them out of the bunker and they accidentally move out into the country, get over their codependence and semi retire. featuring chicken coop building, sam volunteering at a dog shelter, gardening, and blissfully mundane domesticity.

No Resting Place - teen/6k. djinn dream fic, switches back and forth between cas’ dream of being married to dean and retired from hunting to the aftermath when he wakes up. tw for brief mention of suicide since, y’know, djinn dream.

any port in a storm - mature/52k. post s8 finale. cas and dean have to pose as a couple going through a rough patch for a case and actually deal with their emotional baggage, cas struggles with being human and metatron is up to stuff.

all this and heaven too* - explicit/7k. in the author’s own words ‘...a love letter to every trans person who ever projected onto Dean Winchester.’ absolutely unzipped me emotionally and theologically, its just. so good. tw for very brief mentions of internalized transphobia/dysphoria.

Because it is* - mature/6k, finale fix it. killing chuck does not bring back anyone back and the winchesters spend a very long time dealing with what they’ve lost, cas and dean SOMEHOW still manage to have signifigant communication issues even after the confession. tw for suicidal thoughts/brief attempt.

Vena Amoris and Other Old-Fashioned Bullshit* - teen/4k, s6. when cas fell for dean it automatically soulbonded/angel married them, shenanigans ensue when dean finds out during the angel’s civil war. funny and actually written back when s6 was airing so cas is still (or at least pretending to be) kind of an OP asshole which is fun.

Rinse, Repeat - teen/3k, s8. angsty character study of cas as he’s reprogrammed and trained to kill dean. not really dean/cas since its just cas’ pov of canon events but its beautifully written and ends with him snapping out of it through the power of love (also now a canon event!).

Emergence - explicit/59k, canon divergent after s11. dean meets a hunter he only recognizes as their friend claire novak’s missing father, but soon realizes he might be the answer behind the mysterious void in his memories and feelings (aka everyone’s memories of cas are completely wiped away for three years).

Cuckoo And Nest - explicit/10k, early established relationship/character study, cas tries to figure out how he fits into dean’s life and space in the bunker.

Build a Home* - teen/20k, canon divergent s12. sam and eileen are cute and turn the bunker into men of letters/hunters hq and everyone but cas moves in, mutual miscommunication issues and pining ensues.

Down in the River - teen/5k, early s8, cas prays to dean in purgatory while sam and dean try to figure out a way to get him out.

Teaching Poetry to Fish* - mature/52k, ?? BC through the entire series/canon divergent s14 and 15. retelling of crucial scenes throughout the shows timeline from cas’ pov, feat. actual fish and poetry.

the minor fall, the major lift - gen/4k, post confession/finale fixit. dean goes into the empty to save cas and runs into several old friends (and enemies).

With the Kisses of His Mouth* - teen/3k, gen later seasons. dean and cas keep kissing by accident.

Remaining Grace - explicit/109k, alternate s6. au where cas asks dean for help with raphael and dean, of course, does. tw for temporary major character death/semi-graphic depictions of alcohol withdrawal.

The face of heaven.* - teen/10k, au, dean is a regular guy and cas is a fallen star (think ‘stardust’, kinda).

Stories Are Made of Mistakes*  - teen/5k. newly human cas has trouble getting used to a human body and humanity in general, but still figures out that he and dean are A Thing before dean does.

Hurry Up And Wait - mature/21k, canon divergent s12. a fairyland and quite possibly LOTR related case comes up and dean goes full fanboy, mary is introduced to the wonders of the peter jackson adaptions, many references and comparisons (including between cas and dean’s ‘friendship’ and arwen/aragon). also charle is still alive and has just been doing fairy stuff this whole time.

There Are Many Things - explicit/28k, s9. cas is extremely lonely/touch-starved and trying to figure out this whole human thing, as well as where he and dean stand after being kicked out of the bunker.

It's A Long Life to Always Be Longing - teen/40k, post s11 finale. amara helps dean by putting him in a magical coma so he can finally get some much needed rest and show him possible futures for him, sam and cas. meanwhile sam and cas go on a roadtrip (or several) to find componets for a spell to wake dean up. really good sam and cas friendship, they actually talk about their shared lucifer trauma and stuff.

Non-Photo Blue - gen/2k, s4/5/alternate s5. fifty moments from cas’ memories of dean.

Tall Grass - explicit/57k, canon divergent post series. cas becomes the ultimate plant dad. feat the wayward sisters gang, cathartic character growth, fun oc’s, domesticity, and lots of actual botanical info-dumping.

on vessels - no rating/gen/2k. established dean/cas, cas tells dean about how he used to imagine what it would be like to have him as his vessel.

search for tomorrow on every shore* - teen/11k, post-finale (extremely derogatory). some angels in jack’s new heaven act out and dean gets temporarily resurrected in 2003 and runs into his younger self.

Architecture of the Minotaur’s Heart - explicit/45k, very canon divergent post s1. dean’s new house seems to have a life and mind of its own, while in his dreams he sees glimpses of a world and apocalypse that never came to be and an angel that looks strangely like his mysterious neighbor, cas. loosely inspired by the book house of leaves (which i highly recommend for fans of weird horror).

The Distance Of The Setting Sun - explicit/17k, post s5. established dean/cas relationship, team free will finally takes advantage of cas’ abilities to go on vacation around the world.

diamond star halo - teen/5k, s11. dean lets cas use him as a temporary vessel while he recovers from rowena’s spell, sam is a long-suffering third-wheel.

Make Known** - teen/16k, s6/7. dean struggles to understand how cas could have become his enemy and whether he ever truly knew him in the first place.

blunt little instrument* - mature/1.4k, post finale. dean finally confronts his father in heaven, very cathartic.

my heart a compass*** - teen/10k, post confession. the empty forces cas to re-experience his most regretted moments while dean tries to snap him out of it and bring him home.

A Crash Course in Someone Else's History - teen/11k, s6. cas from the very start of s4 is brought forward in time by s6!cas to distract the brothers from his and crowley’s plans.

The Cuckoo Father - mature/8k, s7 au. the woman who found cas in the river post-leviathans does not marry him bc he was sent to her by god or whatever, but actually identifies him as jimmy novak and sends him back to claire and amelia.

The Dead Dean Clause* - teen/5k, post alt s5 ending. team free will celebrates surviving taking down lucifer by getting blitzed, cas lies to a cop and gets an impromptu driving lesson. title/description sound dark i know but it’s actually very funny and light.

Suck It, Judy Garland - mature/20k, s12 (after the ‘i love you...i love all of you’ episode). cas and sam have to pretend to be a couple for a case and dean is NOT happy about it.

By Daylight and In Dream - teen/16k, s5. pre-dean/cas, dean invites cas to use his dreams to hide from the other angels. tw for very brief mention of a memory/dream of alastair sexually assaulting dean.

The Five People You Meet in Heaven - mature/22k, post-canon. an actually happy (if sometimes bittersweet) heaven endgame written several years ago, though some details are rather eerily similar to the show’s ending.

heaven is a place on earth* - teen/2k. dean’s pov of some of the times cas left him behind throughout the show, and one alternate ending where he finally gets to stay.

I Cleanse The Mirror - teen/20k, alternate s6. dean’s body is stolen by an ancient elemental and his soul has to hitch a ride in cas’ vessel.

an exploration of gender; angelic*** - mature/4k. *oscar isaac voice* lets get into angel gender politics!! aka cas is trans.

Zenith - explicit/33k, s9. after 9x06 an angry witch curses cas with the ability to see supernatural beings and human souls.

La cucina. - gen/3k, alt s9. dean goes wild helping a newly-human cas find out what kinds of food he likes, or the early s9 domesticity we deserved!

Dean Winchester, Cocksucker at Rest***** - teen/7k, post-finale. john and mary finally come over for dinner and john reacts to dean/cas in a rather predictable fashion. SOOOOOOOOO good omg, its so funny and a little sad and very very cathartic. part of a series that has a few other really good short fics.

The Way You Didn't Go - teen/5k, s15. coda to 15.09, dean has nightmares about the moc!cas timeline.

On Drowning - teen/28k. dean saves cas after he nearly drowns, they both try and deal with the physical/mental fallout (aka the fic where thee iconic “you only touch me when you think I’m dead or dying” originates). tw for realistic depictions of drowning/triage/misc medical information.

The Thirty-Six Questions That Lead to Love* - mature/13k. claire has dean and cas pretend to be her gay dads for a case and they play the titular 36 question game, get mistaken for swingers, and birdwatch, among other things.

Assorted F/F stuff:

Deep Breaths* - mary/ellen, au where mary said no to azazel’s deal and let john stay dead, still becomes a milf.

Like Rebel Diamonds - krissy/claire, they become hunter gf’s on the hunt for cas to kick his ass for taking jimmy. not-so-stealth dean/cas as well.

To Ash and Bone - anna/ruby, same author as the previous fic (p much all of her stuff is good from what i recall). au where ruby is a witch and helps anna when she’s cursed.

Holy Clockwork Angels - jo/ruby, STEAMPUNK au with very cool worldbuiilding.

At Day's End - jo/anna (my fucking KINGDOM for more jo/anna content, the dean/cas parallels are allllll there), au where they are both at the camp in the endverse and gfs.

these posts - ok so not actually a fic but i’m now obsessed with this hannah/meg dynamic.

Tagelied - mary/ellen, the true story of how ellen got into hunting before angels interfered.

Hell's Bells** - meg/abaddon, alternate s8/9 where meg survives crowley’s attack with sam’s help and teams up with abaddon (who she has a sk year old crush on) to take back hell.

The Ecstasy of the Rose - anna/ruby, anna travels back in time to escape heaven and becomes a signifigant part of ruby’s old human life.

Angel Underground - anna/jo, kind of an urban fantasy au with a very intriguing premise (sadly its very short, i’d love to see more if this ‘verse).

Clover, Flame - billie/mary, billie was always the reaper that showed up to take mary after her death(s) over the years.

Drag Me To Heaven - anna/ruby, a variant on the ‘last night on earth’ thing with dean.

Come Home* - jo/anna, canon-divergent au where anna is the new waitress at the roadhouse and helps jo set up a (probably not really) haunted house for halloween.