#just monita

[ask-just-monita]

“ Just some mischief with the others ~ ”

[thebansheeoflamordia]

[hoshinomulti]

"I know it was you, Kassie. Why did you have to reverse all my hard work?"

💖 ❝ cuz Elektra told me everything. And I also heard your magic annon powers got taken away. Serves you right for torturing Neptune and the others! ❞

⚡️❝ yeah, have fun without your powers, loser! ❞

[wifeysaremylifey]

"Hey Red, not to confuse you with the Colorlien alien stick figure Red that's friends with Green, I have a question. Do you think I should go and murder Histy?"

"I'm really thinking about doing that right now. I just wanna chill at the 2012 Paradise dimension but she keeps bitching and whining about every single thing I do when all I wanna do is put my feet up and ch-ch-ch-chill."

"Also, since you're cool, I'm thinking about inviting you to the 2012 Paradise dimension cuz there's a lot of girls to add to your harem if you want."

"No!! Bad wifey! Very very bad!"

"Taking a vacation to a whole other dimension is all well and good but you can't go around killing allies! That's super-duper bad news! That's the kind of thing villains that we used to fight might do- and some were even more honorable than that!"

"... More interdimensional wifeys would be cool, but no! This still sounds like it'd lead to a Bad Ending! Nepgear managed to avoid anything like that, so I think you can, too!"

[mo-nee-ta]

There it lay, ready for instant service on the person or persons, loaded and fully cocked with the slide lock in safety position, thus precluding any accidental discharge. We must remember that a pistol is the Freudian symbol of the Ur-father’s central forelimb. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair, before I drove to wherever the beast’s lair was — and then pulled the pistol’s foreskin back, and then enjoyed the orgasm of the crushed trigger: I was always a good little follower of the Viennese medicine man.

KENZO???!!🫢🤭

[askrockandfriends]

Open RP

Your muse has taken a job working for the Wright and Co. law offices to assist defense attorney Phoenix Wright in investigating, interviewing witnesses, and defending the innocent against unjust charges brought against them by corrupt prosecutors.

Immediately, you're saddled with a heavy burden, as a friend of yours has just been arrested for a murder they didn't even do, and it's up to you and Phoenix to clear their name against the charges brought against them by the system, and a certain whip-loving prosecutor...

@ask-ultimate-fashionista @hopes-memorial @ask-dark-monita @astral-multiverse @enigmaincrimson @rockinmusician @thewriterandthekiller @electricea @pocket-sized-lawyer @smashingveteransandnewcomers @catseyebakery @thegeasswriter @musekaiplex @dead-or-lie @emxrald-cores

[kalolasfantasyworld]

Thank you post #3

I think the tag limit is 5... so that's how many people I will tag.

Main post

all of these mentions are PH related

@vilandel

I'm honestly not sure if I told you this or not, but it was such a big moment I will repeat myself. When I got my first review from you I was studying for a big test, which I had the next day (Yes a test on Saturday... uni sucks). I got so emotional I told my colleague we need to take a break, because I'm too happy to think 😂. All of your reviews are so detailed and you go in depth with your analysis. You also have amazing theories about what may happen and I always need to stop myself to not confirm when you're right. Truly when I started getting your reviews it really felt like I was doing something right with the fic.

I'm so happy you asked me about tumblr in your comments and that you joined us here as well. It's been lovely getting to know you and now we also share the Vox Machina brainrot 😂.

@yellowgreendinno

I honestly don't even remember how we started interacting but we just did and it clicked. We laugh we joke and it makes me so proud that you adore my silly hispanic siblings. That video you made of BC characters, Styx and the siblings singing is still one of my favorite, such as your arts. You also leave comments under my illustrations or reblog them. I always love hearing your opinions on them 🥺 Be it fan girling about Helena or crying about whatever Nozel did. I'm also always honored when you include the Drazels in your quotes.

@hybridanafrost

We also talked quite early on and you were always so nice and sweet to me, supporting me in the OC environment in which I didn't feel confident. I remember when I asked you how would use affectionately call a mischievous child in Spanish and you said monita. That's how Helena calls her youngest sister Cecilia now.

Thanks for that 💕

@marune2

Marune you always support my art, PH and my little one shots here. You're so sweet and always have something nice to say. I can see how passionate you are about your stories here.

@artistic-endchamber

I want to talk here about that comment you left under PH and how meaningful it was to me. You said that I managed to show the cold, negative patterns that Nozel canonically displays and it was the biggest compliment I could get, because this was my point. To analyse his character, his behavior and make sense of it, explain the changes happening behind the scenes of BC.

And simply you saying that you love their story means so much 🥺

that's off PH, but I always love your posts, how excited and passionate you are 💕

[graciousvoid]

PLEASE ANYONE IM BEGGING YOU TO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS,,,,,,

I need an animal crossing game but for miis

Your main mii (to run around and control) living in a town than can take up too 100 miis (I was about to say 500 like with Miitopia but I then wondered if that's too much).

Your mii will do little odd quests here and there, do odd jobs and buy things. The relationships (and drama) that stem from the town is random, kind of like tomodachi life.

[mo-nee-ta]

Please tell me what are your thoughts about Vera and Franz bonaparta relationship

Keep thinking about Vera who was introduced to us as how Franz saw her a miserable helpless beauty though his paintings about "her* but then we find out how different Vera is from Franz's Vera she was very smart,angry and furious at Franz to the point she wished her children to hate him and kill him.

This could be a reach but is it me or Franz draws Vera with a smaller nose?hmmm

Thank you, Nonnie, I’ve been starving!

This is a topic I have many, many thoughts on. It also started the whole Monita thing because my Lolita radar goes out of the charts every time I think about it. Let’s climb on the tip of the iceberg!  

Before I start, let me share a Martin Amis quote as it’s important for this post: 

Nabokov, in all his fiction, writes with incomparable penetration about delusion and coercion, about cruelty and lies. Even Lolita, especially Lolita, is a study in tyranny.

CW: CSA, kidnapping, imprisonment, misogyny

Appearance

I don’t think the nose remark is a reach at all; it’s a part of Bonaparta’s turning Věra into a piece of art. 

He changes her expression: a fierce and angry Věra turns into the mild, submissive and motherly figure holding a bouquet in her hands. Her features are also modified accordingly; we don’t like diverse nose shapes in our art, everything should be unified.

(On a side note: this is also why I think the twins have small noses—it’s a consequence of Bonaparta manipulating reality through his fiction. He wanted to create the picture-perfect twins after all.) 

Humbert Humbert does a very similar thing: he takes the ordinary little girl Lo and turns her into his fantasy girl. 

Her adorable profile, parted lips, warm hair were some three inches from my bared eyetooth; and I felt the heat of her limbs through her rough tomboy clothes.

*

What next? I proceeded to the business center of Parkington and devoted the whole afternoon (the weather had cleared, the wet town was like silver-and-glass) to buying beautiful things for Lo. Goodness, what crazy purchases were prompted by the poignant predilection Humbert had in those days for check weaves, bright cottons, frills, puffed-out short sleeves, soft pleats, snug-fitting bodices and generously full skirts! Oh Lolita, you are my girl, as Vee was Poe’s and Bea Dante’s, and what little girl would not like to whirl in a circular skirt and scanties? 

They change the appearance of their beloveds so that it fits their tastes.

Which brings us to:

Safely solipsized 

Bonaparta imprisons Věra and places his vision of her in a red rose mansion. Humbert Humbert calls Lo his princess with her bodyguard roses (while reading her class list). 

A poem, a poem, forsooth! So strange and sweet was it to discover this “Haze, Dolores” (she!) in its special bower of names, with its bodyguard of roses — a fairy princess between her two maids of honor.

The imprisonment is decorated with banalities: the roses, the princess, the castle. And it’s banal for a very good reason: both Humbert Humbert and Bonaparta don’t know anything about their beloveds. They’re too preoccupied with their visions (and these visions are influenced by external sources; maybe all they are are just poorly made copycats?) to care. 

Lolita had been safely solipsized. The implied sun pulsated in the supplied poplars; we were fantastically and divinely alone; I watched her, rosy, gold-dusted, beyond the veil of my controlled delight, unaware of it, alien to it, and the sun was on her lips, and her lips were apparently still forming the words of the Carmen-barmen ditty that no longer reached my consciousness. 

Crushed hope

Humbert Humbert and Bonaparta crush their beloveds' futures (still, both Lo and Věra fight for their freedom).

To make it more tragic, Humbert Humbert was once hope for a better childhood for Lo.

We don’t know what it looked like for Věra and Bonaparta, but I think there is a chance that there was hope once as well.

Monster is full of crushed hopes: think, for example, about Jan Suk and Filip Zeman or even about Bonaparta and Čapek. But this is something I need to think more about. And because such an important moment between Bonaparta and Vera (at least according to Tenma’s interpretation of it that is shown in the last scene of the story) is when he forces her to choose between her children, I want to read Sophie’s Choice since I’m sure I’ll find even more food for thought there!

[ask-just-monita]

More (he)art! <3 The heart’s in her design are what make Monita Monita !

[ask-dark-monita]

"We gotta find Madoka's heart, soul, and body... but where could those weirdoes have possibly taken them? If only there was some clue as to their possible whereabouts..."

Donald Duck would continue looking through the tunnel, unable to find any possible clues.

"D'aww... I can't seem to find any good clues!" The duck sighed.

"*Sigh...* Y'know, it's moments like these that make me wish there was some kind of plot convenience that could help us. I dunno, like... Maybe get someone out of the blue and say the lines of, "Perhaps I could be of assistance!""

*Cricket sound*

"AHEM! I said, MAYBE get someone out of the blue and say the lines of, "Perhaps I could be of assistance!"?!"

*More cricket sounds*

"Oh, this is just DESSSPICABLE! Are you seriously not gonna give us any help in solving this myster-?!"

"Perhaps I could be of assistance?"

Dark Monita shows up, as she too was also planning on stopping Doug.

"Ah-ha! See? Never doubt the hero that is Daffy Du-!"

Donald comically pushes Daffy out of the way to approach Dark Monita.

"Yes! Dark Monita, we need your help! These three skateboarding troublemakers attacked Madoka and stole her heart, soul, and body! We must get them back!"

"Yes, so I heard. Someone named Doug Funnie planned all of this and is plotting to take over the entire blog out of sheer jealousy that he wasn't invited as a muse here, so as a result, he attacked one of our allies. Fortunately, I know where Madoka's heart is located."

Her screen then turns into a digitalized map.

"If we continue going forward into the tunnel, we'll reach this village known as 'YTP Village', which is where we'll find her heart."

"Well, what are we waitin' for then?! Let's go and get that heart!"

And so, Donald, Daffy, Rock, and Dark Monita would move forward in the tunnel so they can reach the YTP Village.

@allelitemuses

[hoshinomulti]

"Hey Elektra, I hear it's Cloudy with a chance of a tornado full of Nep clones. Better stay inside!"

⚡️

❝ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! ❞

[wifeysaremylifey]

Red, you're not gonna like this but someone turned Ask-Dark-Monita's Neppy into a skeleton

A loud gasp could be heard, followed by panicked walking around, and then-

"... Wait. Can you be turned into a skeleton and still be alive?"

She looks into the ether beside her, waiting for-

Oh.

((Let me see... If you keep most tissue intact around the heart and brain, isolate the components along the body carefully from impact and thermic shock, hypothetically have some surrounding substance that permits the skeletal frame to still do its thing, then-

No, you silly woman. We don't even have necromancy in this universe.))

"NOOOOOO, Neptune! My wifey, my dear... s-she was so young... I'll never live this down... W-Woe is me and all of Planeptune!" *sob*

((Oh, don't worry, she is still alive. I saw it myself.))

"..."

"I don't get you people."

[bypatia]

song recs for @timetravellingkitty and you, dearest reader ♡

Disclaimer: none of these are indie and neither do I claim them to be, I just love them a lot, and if you haven’t heard them yet, I hope you’ll like them too :)

Strawberries by Caamp

Simulation Swarm by Big Thief

Magic Infused by Monita

The Gambler by Kenny Rogers (it’s country, forgive me 😔)

Bruno is Orange by Hop Along

Vienna by Billy Joel

Fade into you by Mazzy Star

True Blue by Boygenius

There’s A Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths

Other than these, you can follow my Hozier, Mitski, and mommy Lana playlists, apart from my calm, joy-ish, and the ultimate, ultimate playlist, which is my magnum opus of collecting music lol. Haffun ✨✨

[roseynights08]

I hate but love monita

OKAY, SO LIKE MONITA IS FUCKING ANNOYING BUT LIKE..SHES SILLY AS HELL BRO.. LIKE I IMAGINE THE PLAYER SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE GETTING TORN TO SHREDS LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD AND A PITBULL WHILE MONITA IS JUST SIPPING HER TEA BEIN LIKE "should've listened to my tutorial for the 50th time nerd *sips tea*" LIKE IM SORRY BUT SHES SILLY ASF BUT SO ANNOYING LIKE "I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PLAY THE YOSHI GAME SHUT UR FUCKING MOUTH!" monita being all like "erm.. actually you have to collect all fruit before that door opens..*snort*" LIKE I KNOW THAT IDIOT UR NOT HELPING!! SHUT UR MOUTH!! IDK SHES SO STUPID BUT SILLY AND GOOFY.,,

[askrockandfriends]

Open RP: Hope's Peak Trainer's Academy

Welcome to Hope's Peak Trainer's Academy! Here, the most talented and gifted Trainer's school students are personally recruited along with their Pokemon to attend this prestigious academy, where all who graduate from these hallowed halls are guaranteed fulfilling, meaningful careers in their individual talents, where they can go on to raise hope in the world of Pokemon! Along the way, they can train, battle, and explore all throughout the world of Pokemon, and potentially even join the Hope's Peak Battle League, a sort of training league for the regional Pokemon leagues where Trainers can compete against the esteemed Gym Leader club, a club of eight talented Trainers at Hope's Peak who specialize in an individual type or strategy, respectively. But, watch out for Junko Enoshima and her dastardly Team Despair, whose plans threaten to uproot the very foundation upon which this world is based on!

"A genetic abomination created from the DNA of Mew to be the world's strongest Pokemon... being used and abused by humans in the name of inhumane genetic experimentation has caused its temperament to turn vicious and distrusting of humans. To this day, this Pokemon's whereabouts are unknown, the laboratory it was created in having been long destroyed by now."

"Holy Arceus, could you just imagine how much despair we could spread with just this one Pokemon? Uber powerful, AND it hates humanity? It's the perfect Pokemon for us! We have got to find and catch this guy!"

"🎵I was born to rule the world, and I almost achieved that goal... Enoshima!🎵"

@astral-multiverse @despairs-memorial @ask-ultimate-fashionista @ask-dark-monita @dead-or-lie @rockingmusician @thewriterandthekiller @catseyebakery @musekaiplex @thegeasswriter