#ask-dark-monita
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@ask-dark-monita
"Hey hey! Wanna hear a riddle? It's a good one!"
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★@ask-dark-monita
"What is that floating above your head? Aren't you like an angel or something?"
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Barriss is just going to quietly sit this one out...
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"Anyway, would love to help you guys out with your weird "corpos trying to wipe their characters from everyone's muse list" storyline, but I'm busy headlining the new Fortnite battle pass right now, so I kinda got my hands full already."
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Closed autumn starter for @ask-dark-monita!
"Couldn't ask for a better day to enjoy some hot pot! Don't you think?"
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"What the mouse fails to mention: fucking up Star Wars, the numerous unneeded and poorly-reviewed live action remakes, the "woke Disney" accusations, more unnecessary stuff like the Mufasa prequel... that's also set in the live-action verse.
Oh, and Wish and Elemental didn't do so hot, did they, Disney? Didn't think so."
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"Holy shit... that rabbit doesn't fuck around..."
"Well, that's going to make things a little easier."
"Hey, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"
"...no?" Rebecca cracks up into laughter for a few moments. "No!"
"Neither did I, I was just asking."
#crack#dash commentary#ask-dark-monita#muse: rebecca#guest muse: gwenpool#//i'm sorrry i had to#//if you get the joke then have a hi-five from me#IP Wars
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"Why does it feel like we all just dodged a massive bullet?"
#dash commentary#crack#muse: ruby rose#askrockandfriends#ask-dark-monita#//lmao they're not warner bros IP anymore
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"You got this, Mr. Wright! Bring that mouse to Justice!!!"
You too, Lawyer Kong! Give them a Legal Banana Slamma they won't forget!!!"
"Yeah! Clear King Mickey's good name and send this imposter packing!!!"
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“Road to Redemption”
Thank you for reading the rules. I look forward to Role-Playing with you.
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@ask-dark-monita asked the summoner:
☭ (My Pist Shaz XI muse vs your Kaze)
Battle quotes
The Demon Gunman VS The Lord of the Sea
Battle Intro: "You again..."
Victory: *says nothing, turns with a billowing of his cape*
Half HP: *growls*
Low HP: "The Blue Elenium..."
Defeat: "..."
Death: "So long as the Gun's heart yet beats, I will be back to finish this, dreg..."
Assist: "Turn that weak gun on someone who can die."
Taunt: "What is the matter? Has your well of tricks run dry already?
Reacting to taunt: "Keep running your mouth and I will see you choke on your words."
Flee:
Reacting to flee: "..."
Tie: "Relying on the bounty of a waning world to corrupt my legion will only serve you so long."
Perfect Victory: "And stay dead."
Low HP Victory: "Your wicked schemes die with you."
Finishing move: "Be silenced."
#there it is#while kaze has a degree of respect for Pist due to his cunning and strategy he holds much hatred for him and wont show any of that respect.#ask-dark-monita#[[ask response#he knows better than to underestimate him though
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D'awwww, shucks~
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💬 + Batman
Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!
" Scariest guy to do with bats since Bram Stoker decided to write his one good book. "
#ask-dark-monita#》 「ᴀᴤᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇ ᴤʜᴀʟʟ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ」 answered ➢#》 「ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴤ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙɪɢ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇᴤ」 ic ➢
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"Well, glad that stupid ordeal is over."
"Still can't believe "2002 isn't modern" was enough to get that weird mouse to back off..."
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//Okay, but seriously, do we have a collective tag for all this "corporation IP war" nonsense?
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Thank you Notori!
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