#askrockandfriends

[stalkerkyoko]

Back by me feeling like doing it, it's Home Alone, but Junko!

"Please let her be wet bandits

[nightlightbrothel]

Rock looked at which of the other girls could be available. "Pyra and Mythra? A 2-for-1 package?" He didn't quite understand the logistics of it... but they looked hot, so he went for it.

The receptionist looked Rock over. "Yes, sir. You are allowed to order them as a pair, but note that it will cost double the amount than a single whore. On the matter of cost, are you paying for an hourly rate, or a full-night's course?"

[sentient-rift]

Uh oh... All this CEO chaos is making Goober sad. Things must be really bad if you made the happy Clodsire sad.

[fodlansbestmom]

@askrockandfriends

Let Byleth feel Sothis's breasts!

And so she shall! Sothis place both of Byleth’s heaves upon her breasts, even pushing chest to hands. “Touch me, my love.”

[smashingveteransandnewcomers]

"Oh Mamma-Mia, not ANOTHER one...I'm-a still trying to relax after that-a whole 'Fake Mickey Mouse-a' Thing...

And even-a worse! It's-a one of me!"

[hoshinomulti]

⚡️❝ wait, we're gonna beat the mouse up after court?! Awesome! I've been saving a special Z-Move for that little rat! This is gonna be fun! Pikahahahahaha! ❞

[heroicmultiverse]

"Anyway, would love to help you guys out with your weird "corpos trying to wipe their characters from everyone's muse list" storyline, but I'm busy headlining the new Fortnite battle pass right now, so I kinda got my hands full already."

[raunchyremnant]

"Hey, who's the hot blonde with the huge jugs? Or the other hot dark-haired girl who looks strikingly like her?"

(Okay, that was a bit of a bluff. Rock knows who Yang is because he knows our world's version, but for the sake of continuity, he will pretend to be in the dark about her. Raven, though, he knows absolutely nothing about.)

Yang and Raven had their share of bad blood between them, but the pair were at least attempting to make amends. The process had been slow going, but going out to drink together was a start. Yang was dressed in her usual attire, while Raven wore an open red-leather jacket, black pants and a black bra.

"So, you come to this place often?" Raven inquired to her daughter.

"I usually hear that question from people trying to pick me up." Yang smirked. "Surprised nobody's tried to hit on me yet, though."

[fallen-symphony]

"Oh, no... All the CEOs are joining forces..."

"At this rate, we'll never rule the Multiverse..."

"NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! I WON"T LET THIS HAPPEN!!! I WAS ALREADY LOCKED IN A VAULT THANKS TO KEN (BLEEPING) PENDERS!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!"

"Uh oh... Scourgey called the comic author by name... You know he's mad when he does that..."

[rwbyrising]

"Why does it feel like we all just dodged a massive bullet?"

[nxthingtxwn]

"...No. We're not doing this."

"Seriously. The mouse was ridiculous enough. Now there's two more?"

[stalkerkyoko]

Cat pic to calm down election nerves!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[pxrifiedmxniac]

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Right back at ya~! Thanks~!

[sentient-rift]

CEO Mickey is Gone, But Two More CEOs Rise Up in his place. What's my Reaction...?

[fodlansbestmom]

@askrockandfriends

"For far too long, the needs of the many have been held down by the needs of the few. Those who have been preordained from birth to rule, thrive, and make a difference in society. Be it the Crest bearers in Fodlan, the "Ultimates" in candidate Junko's world, or the rich and powerful, the chosen few have shaped societies far and right, in much to detrimental effect on the rest of society. I would know, as I, too, have been a victim of a society ruled by the Crests. As President, I seek to change all that, and create a more fair and just society where everyone, not just the chosen few, can have a chance to live, thrive, and make a difference in their world. So, vote for me, Edelgard von Hresvelg, and let's create a revolution for all!"

EDELGARD 2024

Sothis stared in silence for the longest time, her brows furrowed. Edelgard was joking.. right? Right? It must be a joke.

“No.” An answer that would have been immediate had she not been so.. flabbergasted.

“What do you have against crests, my gift, to the humans that I have created long ago? If you want change, go to them directly as they tarnished my gift. Don’t.. don’t go this route. We don’t need another repeat!”

[smashingveteransandnewcomers]

"Now I KNOW he's a fake! The Real King Mickey would NEVER send others into darkness like that!

Well, unlucky for you, I have a knack for bringing Light to the Darkness! With the power of the Keyblade and my friends by my side, we will stop you!!"