#muse: Deadpool

[divinityunleashed]

"Kinda crazy when you think about it. But this multiverse stuff could be pretty fun. Think of all the women I could potentially fall in love with."

Yeah. Sure. That's your highest priority?

"And the Tacos."

[askrockandfriends]

"What next, Sega? Fox? Shonen Jump? Are we gonna have to go against a League of Shitty Corporations?"

[sinfully-divine]

You know what, screw it. Deadpool's coming over here too.

Why not.

"Ooo la la!"

[skullhub]

MUSE PROFILE: Wade Wilson/Deadpool (E- [REDACTED])

Name: Wade Wilson

Age: 31

Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them

Height: 6'2"

General Alignment: Chaotic good

General personality: Cocky, Loud-mouthed, Self-destructive, Flirtatious, Annoying, Comedic, Impulsive, Goes overboard sometimes, Extremely talkative, Very caring deep down.

Family: Unnamed Father, Unnamed Mother, Princess (Adopted symbiote daughter)

Home: New York City, New York, E- [REDACTED]

Backstory: Wade "Merc with a mouth" Wilson due to his former condition had dealt with memory loss and conflicting memories of his past. Being unable to recall much of his childhood due to the big gaps that have yet to still be filled in. His adult years he remembers as clear as day however, from the day he was diagnosed with cancer, his failed mercenary work with various government agencies, and the superhuman enhancement project that made him immortal and being put in hospice after being rejected from the program.

It was a gruesome few years for Wade as he couldn’t get a moments rest even when he was in the equivalent of a retirement home for failed genetically enhanced mercenaries that was secretly a torture house. It had gotten to the point where Wade's only solace was the time between when he would take his "final" breath and when his regenerative healing factor would kick in and pull him out of death's realm. He almost considered committing suicide just to be with death for longer, disregarding his own life and safety because he had nothing really to live for in his life. Seeing no use in really trying anything anymore considering he was set to suffer for however much time he has left.

After having needed to end his friend's suffering after the head of Hospice rendered him almost completely braindead, Wade was executed for breaking the rules and had his heart ripped out of his chest. Only having chosen to regenerate out of spite for the man who tortured him and forced Wade to have to kill his friend. Staging a riot in Hospice and freeing everyone all whilst he killed the man who made him suffer for months on end by shooting him dead with his signature pistols.

Currently he now has worked under a multitude of contracts as a mercenary for hire, got involved during secret wars, hopped dimensions and eventually started forgetting what his own home used to look like as he bounced from state to state, and dimension and dimension in order to earn his keep. Existing as an anomaly in every sense of the word.

Extra Info: Wade will break the fourth wall often given the opportunity due to his self awareness. It often freaks people out more than usual.

Deadpool adopted princess after he was used as an incubator for the symbiote dog, she literally ate him from the inside out during the incubation process but he still loves her like his very own child (despite how much scarring Princess left him with.)

Deadpool has an irrational fear of cows.

Wade cannot accept any form of cure for his cancer due to how his regeneration worked, with how quickly his healing factor replaces his cells if his cancer gets cured his body will become infested with growths until he explodes and permanently dies.

Deadpool's healing ability actually makes him immune to telepaths due to his constant healing. His healing is also the result of his instability and violent outbursts.

Wade’s blood can actually be used to heal other people in small doses and expand their lifespans beyond natural limits.

Wade is actually multilingual and despite how forgetful he is he still retained his knowledge of certain languages. Wade knows how to speak Esperanto, German, Japanese and Spanish.

[sinfulrockandfriends]

"Heard a few boys were trying a challenge. Hope I'm not too hot for you~"

And just like that, Deadpool, Ren, and Ryuji were knocked out of the challenge... and wondering who this strange girl is.

[divinityunleashed]

"You facing the big guy? Good luck with that."

He then turns away from her, again.

"Yeah, she ain't gonna win if her biggest strength is being a paperweight."

"Sorry it's oatmeal raisin. So no cookie for you." She shrugs her shoulders.

"Someone has to do it. And I will take a nap underground before I let him touch it." She turns away from Deadpool.

'I would rather fight Endeavor in a pit than let someone touch MY job.' yes it's her turn to break the 4th wall.

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

[brizie-doodles]

Been stalling on posting but s/o to @ask-spiderpool 's lovley Anita and Peter...they are everything 💖💖💖

[pigeonneaux]

I hear you call my name (and it feels like home)

[askrockandfriends]

Just then, another song hit in the arena, and a... certain money grubber came out to fight.

"Time-a to show you chumps how a real fighter does it! It's-a Wario time!" Wario rode down the ramp on his motorcycle and jumped into the ring, flexing and going after Sol. Throwing him into Saitama, he then shoulder bashed him and spiked him with a piledriver!

"And... now Wario's in this. Great."

He wasn't the only one. Another theme hit, and a fearsome-looking Japanese man slowly walked down to the ring, surveying the fight at hand.

"What a fucking joke. You want a real fight, fatty? I'll give you a real fight!" The man then climbed into the ring and engaged Wario with a hard-hitting, though unrefined Brawler fighting style.

"Hey hey! Kiryu's in this now!" Another guy seemingly from the same universe shouted.

"Wait, was Majima always here?" Ingrid pondered watching the fight. But nothing could have prepared anyone for... him to make his appearance...

As images of bats flying and other imagery invoking darkness and the night flashed on the titantron, the classic track played out, and the Bat-symbol shown on screen. As it hit its peak, the Dark Knight himself, Batman, appeared on stage and rushed the ring, taking on both Kiryu and Wario by himself using his expert martial arts prowess!

"Hey, it's Batman!" Rock was glad now to have someone to finally root for.

"Fresh off his stint in The Flash starring he-who-shall-not-be-named... little late to the party, eh, Ben? Or is it Micheal? Ah, who the hell knows with these Batman actors? Especially when the icons are of cartoon Batman - you know what? We'll say he's Kevin. That should be a plenty easy choice."

"I'd say your choice seems plenty reasonable enough. There's also a few parks we can hang out at. Even stuff like tennis courts, a soccer field, a running track..." Anzu listed down various sport activities that were available to do around the school.

Idea: Changing up from the fridge terror/epicness of the group's struggle to survive in the Tragedy, branch off from the timeline of events and transport them to a school in a parallel dimension where anyone can show up at any time! This is Multimuse Cluster*@#%!

//The most ambitious crossover of 2023 lmao. It sounds fun! I don't have too many muses that aren't in the Danganronpa fandom if that's alright

[divinityunleashed]

"Loki?! It's ME!"

[askrockandfriends]

"Oh, and by the way... fuck Disney! Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!"

[captin-azoth]

IIII HAVE BRAINROT~

Doot da doot DOOT DOOT

I HAAAVE BRAINROT~

BA BAM

[sinfulrockandfriends]

"Holy shit, it's like a fucking nude mod up in here! Can you imagine the possibilities that an 'always naked' AU brings?"

"Nude fighting!"

"Nude school life."

"Nude Pokemon battles!"

"Nude treasure hunting! Wahahaha!"

"And of course... spreading despair. Naked."

"And traumatizing the followers with horrific mental images! See, naked Wario. And naked myself. How about naked Goh, Ghetsis, or Homer Simpson?"

[mischievous-thunder]

Don't worry, Wade. Your boyfriend loves it regardless of how much he feigns not to.

[stevengrcnt]

#needthat