#just listennnnn

[pugh-bug]

Picture A: little submissive baby i must stroke him immediately while he whines and calls me mommy

Picture B: sexy dad who’s subtly dom and teaches you tennis and how to cum 5 times in a row

[pinkdinkydoon]

Mario movie was good 🙏 go watch it

[lucienarcheron]

[cannibal-nightmares]

me: [eating a snack with nuts in it] "Okay, so, I'm NOT allergic to pecans."

co-worker: "...DO YOU NOT HAVE SELF-PRESERVATION SKILLS???"

[lillybearrie]

Shitting on your favorite piece of media as a love language should be more widely acceptable honestly.

It's like showing your friends the kitten you found in a dumpster who both is adorable and loves cuddles but has also decided that you arm is his own personal scratching post and you affectionately started calling him "fuckface" and it just stuck and you're constantly complaining about how much work he is and how annoying he is but you do it with a smile because you love him and your relationship is very "your lucky your so cute bitch ass motherfucker cuz if anyone else did that it's on sight yk that?" And the cat doesn't give a shit because it's a cat

It's like that like yes it's problematic and I hate it but also you should totally watch it with me sometime like ik I never compliment it but the shit show is part of the charm it's endearing like a dumpster fire

[kyuoki]

So I am listening to this and I just can't help but to imagine...

...him.

[pinkmirth]

(y’all might just whoop my ass when you hear this) but im not exactly into reiner as much as i used to be . . .

[crystalline-coochie]

MEW IS QUITE LITERALLY INSANE AND I FOR ONE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT THAT!!! Like listen yall...do you know how fuckin batshit you have to be to fully know that your boyfriend fucked your best friend and just....hold it together?? Any bitch can fly off the handle and cause a scene but Mew?? Nah he's not some regular bitch. My man was out here PLOTTING. SCHEMING. He had a plan and he executed it beautifully. The look of shame on Top's face?? CHEF'S. FUCKIN. KISS. especially after he did all that bragging to Sand earlier "I aLwAys GeT wHAt i WaNt" omgggg it felt so good to see thatttttt. My baby done entered his revenge era and it's gonna be a sight to behold :3

[ekkoh]

-rudy francisco

[endious]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MY PINTEREST IS FEEDING ME WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ??? THIS IS JEFF CODED IM IN TEARS GASPING AND GRIPPING MY BED

[codecicle]

[visibly drenched in blood with chunks of flesh surrounding me like i just the quarry wearwolf exploded] hey guys. this is pretty armoredpheasant coded

[jewishcissiekj]

You guys don't think enough about Asajj returning to Rattatak to try and fix things and encountering and taking in a little girl who she eventually sends off Rattatak because she can't let her have the same fate as her but that makes sense because I just made that concept up

[dayone-ish]

listen. LISTEN! Becky exists currently to help put over new talent— look at what she did on NXT! Becky holding the title isn’t about BECKY, it’s about who gets it AFTER Becky!

[scatterpatter]

Can’t wrap my head around alloromanticism ngl. Blows my mind that it can work so fast sometimes

You know, I’m pretty sure Quick can still be ““the weird one”” in a way if enough of the rest of the story’s cast isn’t alloromantic

Broke: most robot masters are alloromantic, Cutman's the "odd one out" for being demiromantic

Woke: most robot masters are on the aro spectrum, Quickman's the "odd one out" for being alloromantic

[isthatawe3d]

I have so many thoughts about jaune arc as a character but I say that as someone who will not say that he’s one of my favorites out loud bc I feel like that comes with like. The “jaune harem” connotation. Jaune has zero game. I love him for that. He and Ruby are two sides of the same coin of their earnestness to help people and that comes with intense focus on their skills and weapons . I’m tired but I have many thoughts on him

[goatedgreen]

i need to rewatch season 3... something in them 10 episodes. got that secret sauce