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[lemmeaskthedevil]

"are you thinking about the bucktommy kiss again?"

[shadow0-1]

ready for titanfall

[fangirlofallthefandoms]

As someone who graduated college literally yesterday the line "you're not lost... you're just not sure which direction you're going in yet" is making me absolutely lose it.

[skyblueartt]

Making the Aftons in the sims I’ve decided

[westernwoodblogs]

I am begging the amc iwtv fanvid girlies. Can someone please when we get enough footage from s2 make a lestat pov silver springs by Fleetwood Mac amv.

[sailorshadzter]

[mercymaker]

my rook wants everyone tbh like how could I not think the necropolis ritual date's cute??? of course I had my rook go all 😏

[lucienarcheron]

[lillybearrie]

Shitting on your favorite piece of media as a love language should be more widely acceptable honestly.

It's like showing your friends the kitten you found in a dumpster who both is adorable and loves cuddles but has also decided that you arm is his own personal scratching post and you affectionately started calling him "fuckface" and it just stuck and you're constantly complaining about how much work he is and how annoying he is but you do it with a smile because you love him and your relationship is very "your lucky your so cute bitch ass motherfucker cuz if anyone else did that it's on sight yk that?" And the cat doesn't give a shit because it's a cat

It's like that like yes it's problematic and I hate it but also you should totally watch it with me sometime like ik I never compliment it but the shit show is part of the charm it's endearing like a dumpster fire

[box-architecture]

"So Dream's date went well I see." Hannah noted idly as she began to take samples.

Sam's stormy expression further soured. "No personal-life discussion at work."

"That's not what you were saying yesterday." Hannah smiled, a thin veneer of benevolence. "Mr. 'Dream, where did you meet him? Where are you going out, Dream? What time will you be back? Is it just dinner?'"

"All good questions to ask your roommate." Sam defended, moving away from the computer to start examining the body's flesh. Hannah's facade fell away to reveal something far more puckish.

"Of course. I'm sure it was incredibly important to know what dessert they would having. Wouldn't want the date to roofie his ice cream."

"They weren't having ice cream." Sam snapped. His face was flushed teal. "They probably just went to his house and- had sex."

"Ooh, that look like it hurt to say. You want to take five?"

"I'll tell security you shut off the basement cameras." He pointed a finger at her threateningly. Hannah looked amused. "You can't keep using the sarcophagus room to-"

"To what, Sam?"

With a jerk, he spun around to face Tina. She had an eyebrow raised, labcoat folded over her arm. Briefly, he tried to point his finger at her, before flushing further and dropping his hand.

"You know." He said, albeit mildly strangled. She leaned in and smiled sweetly.

"No, I don't. Tell me about what Hannah does in the sarcophagus room."

After a moment of sputtering, Sam deflated like a balloon. It wasn't really surprising. The man had always been all bark, no bite. It made him kind of funny; kind of annoying, too, but these things had their gives and takes. Hannah patted him on the back.

"Oh, Dream's here!" Tina's exclaimed joyfully, and Sam's wilted demeanor vanished instantly.

"Dream!" He brushed past Hannah and descended down the platform, hurrying over to meet a disheveled blonde man who was shimmying on his lab coat with one hand, leaning on his cane with the other.

"And there he goes." Hannah sighed. She bundled up her samples and set them on her moving tray. Tina hummed, still watching the men.

"Do you think he knows?" She asked. Hannah snorted.

"That he's in love? Sam would have brought out champagne and roses Day One if he did."

"No, Dream." Tina insisted. Hannah paused, looking up to squint at the pair.

Sam tied Dream's coat for him, brushing off the nonexistent dirt and likely rambling. Dream, slowly, reached out to cup Sam's face with a tenderness that Hannah had only ever seen him give to the dead. There was a moment of surprise, and then Sam melted, leaning into a hug. It allowed him to completely miss the forlorn, obvious yearning that flitted over his roommates face.

"No," Hannah decided. "He's an idiot. He would have done something stupid by now to force himself to 'get over it.'"

"You're right. He would have flown to Paris or something." Tina agreed. She plucked the sample tray from its cart and leaned in to whisper in Hannah's ear. "I'll put these in your office. Meet me in the sarcophagus room?"

Hannah smothered a giggle and nodded.

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Uhhh notes:

you are not immune to Forensic Anthropologist Awesamdream AU

Dream and Sam are roommates, who tend to spend time together by watching marathons and eating ice cream on the couch together. Sam and Dream notably don't eat ice cream with other people, unless the ice cream is handed to them or it's a required thing. Sam considers it Their Thing That's Theirs Only For Them and Dream, quietly, also thinks of it like that

Hannah and Tina have sex in the sarcophagus room. Notably they turn off the security camera to do this, or go in the blind spots. This is illegal probably.

Dream grew up with Sapnap and George, but for Reasons they are no longer friends. Dream met Sam in school and Sam had the biggest crush on him, but they ended up separating at some point and going in different directions. When Sam transferred to this branch of forensics and met Dream again, Dream was notably covered in scars, walking with a cane, and a lot colder.

Dream tends to be distant with his coworkers and warms up over time, but Sam is Immediately allowed in his space and can be as touchy as he wants.

[shadamypositivity]

okay, i messaged my friend this prophetic vision I had months ago so I could have proof I'm clairvoyant (or an idiot) if I was right (or I'm wrong) but!! I was napping one day and as I was falling asleep I randomly pictured Metal Sonic at the end of the Sonic 3 movie and he sees a pink quill bc Amy WILL be in this movie and boom! that's the setup for the next movie.

[cybervom1t]

seeing ads for weight loss drugs is crazy when meth is right there and much cheaper

[thelioncourts]

[emergingghost]

I want a girl who's serious  I want a girl who's an activist  I want a girl who eats cereal  I want a girl, I want a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goatedgreen]

i need to rewatch season 3... something in them 10 episodes. got that secret sauce

[oakdaddypreserveme]

actual image of me rereading smut i wrote