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Guys can I be a bit controversial for a second. I firmly believe Jack is getting the same fandom treatment that old Lunar got and it makes me feel slightly insane
#xero says things#I DO NOT THINK JACK IS A CHILD I NEVER HAVE AND IM SORRY I NEVER WILLLLLL#this aint my first rodeo i saw how people did this with lunar just cuz they were small and funny and talked a certain way!!!!#just like jack does!!!!!!#and even the show leans into it but i Can and WILL always disagree. bc jack KNOWS BETTER#AUAAGGHHH TAKES DAMAGE AND CRIES.#im sorry i gained jack as a 6th proper blorbo recently and so y'all're probably gonna get similar posts to this HDKDNDN#tsams#tsams jack
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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality
#minecraft movie#minecraft#jack black#jack black running around set like a drug dog searching for coke but he just really wants lapis#imagine it. it doesn’t make the movie look better but it does make it funnier#shelby says
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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i’m sensing a trend
#jackcore moment#sorry i keep comparing rogue & jack my bad y’all#it’s so silly when psychic paper does Not. in fact. show actual credentials#and instead it’s just like Yeah Ur Hot#💀💀💀#doctor who#15th doctor#rogue doctor who#rogue dw#timerogue#captain jack harkness#uhhh#jackrose#?!
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#jack frost#rotg#i feel like this is what he spends like 14% of his time doing#do i know where the music is coming from??#no#it's nondiegetic but he can hear it in his head#also sometimes you just need to lay on the ground#it's very healing and boy does he need some healing
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your idea of domestic tfw2.0 is a gated community gay couple with an estranged/absent uncle. my idea of domestic tfw2.0 is sam banning violent video games in the bunker because jack keeps trying to do MK fatalities on monsters when they go hunting and dean won’t stop doing the narrator voice to encourage it. We are not the same
#cal.txt#does this make sense ……. like#it’s about the juxtaposition#normal family house rules for abnormal situations#spn#tfw2.0#domestic au but it’s not really an au it’s just the show#sam winchester#dean winchester#jack kline#castiel#spn headcanon#w*dni#anti wincest#<- filtering out the tank scum#yes jack torturing Nick was a very serious and grave situation yes I’m making a joke out of it just for this
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Pop Goes the Rabbit!
#finding frankie#finding frankie game#finding frankie fanart#zeisty’s heavy hitters#finding frankie spoilers#just in case tag#tw eye contact#for my peeps who need that tagged#first off: forgot real frankie doesn’t have five fingers#second off: does anyone see my vision. that’s a jack-in-the-box.#i know this isn’t the frankie that pops out of the box. but i like his swag so he gets to take a crack at it#he forgor to tie his shoes!!! somebody needs to tell him!!!!! /silly /j
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When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.
Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.
But this, this is not it.
He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.
"You trade my mother for that thing!?"
The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.
Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.
Is smitten.
Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.
C'mon dude.
You can do better.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Counterfit shipping#Vlad/Constantine#Danny is offended on his mom's behalf that Vlad chose Constantine over her#Meanwhile#Jack and Maddie are trying to both wingman and give a shovel talk simultaneously to Constantine in the room over#John Constantine is just confused how exactly he ended up here#He does like the large wheels of cheese that end up coming his way though#Those taste extremely good#Yes Vlad makes said cheese#Dairy King isn't his ancestor for nothing
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I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.
Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.
Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.
And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.
All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#listen Leo loves his family SO MUCH#and like it’s no accident that Leo is consistently the one to give pep talks that#very notably#are less ‘everyone as a group’ and more ‘all of you individually’#it’s heartening to see honestly and like#it works with how he is as both a person and as a fighter#he knows people he knows them so well he knows how they work what they’re like#which is SO USEFUL for subterfuge AND portal/teleportation strategy#my guy is charming his charisma comes from his understanding of people at an individual level#when he wants to be he is very very good at that#he’s still a teen who is too cocky for his own good at times but that does not negate his stellar other moments#he can be selfish he can be mean he can be rude but when push comes to shove he is so quick to stand up for his family#Mikey’s statement at the end of the movie about how Leo NEVER gave up on THEM is so important because it’s not JUST about the movie!!#that’s Leo as a whole he will never give up on his bros#portal jacked is telling of this too because although it has a lot of comedic moments#never once does Leo stop looking for a way to get his bros back#they’re everything to him#he’s the face man he’s a people person and he’s the number 1 pet turtle which I will discuss the implications of in this essay-#Will also say that when Leo does these moments of standing up for his bros he’s never expecting praise for it#he’s just glad they find Raph he just smiles when Mikey tells him he loves him he never mentions defending Donnie#leo has a tendency to show off fancy glittery moves but his real actions and feelings are sooo much more lowkey#that you have to be actively looking for them to catch them all#and I really really like that about him it’s so interesting HE is so interesting
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"Daddy! Mommy's is having Ellie!"
Everyone in the Batfam knows Jason keeps secrets.
Secrets he'd take to his grave a second time if he had to.
But to think one of those secrets would be about the fact he had a secret family.
And the only reason the Batfam found out was because apparently their secret (grand)daughter/sister-in-law Jazz/Jasmine was in labor and their (great)grandson/nephews Danny (Daniel) and Dan (Dante) called him while on a Red Hood job with the rest of the Batfam to panicky tell him their baby sister Ellie was on the way early.
Red Hood books it away from the fam to his bike while asking to put Kori or Roy on the phone.
Oh boy.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#anger management#jazz x jason#been a while since I wrote out an anger management prompt lol#deaged or reborn in DcVerse Danny and Dan?#reborn Ellie though#she destabilized to much and need to be actually born#Jasmine fled her home universe after some bad stuff happened while she was in college#Her parents. Good Fentons btw. Had to save Danny. Dan. and Ellie from the GIW#but they got hurt really bad#to the point they were all in their cores#they had to send Jazz away on the Spector Speeder into the portal with the cores she they could grow in ectoplasm and heal#or until she could get them to Frostbite#Jack and Maddie made sure to blow up the lab after they sent the kids into though.#the GIW was on their tail and the Fentons made sure to destroy everything about their portal work and most of the GIW#Jazz was heading to Frostbite but got knocked off course and landed in a natural portal that spat her out in Red Hoods territory#Because Jazz is liminal she can store her sibs cores inside her and does so. she eventually meets Red Hood/Jason#and can tell hes died/liminal like her#either just by being near him or actually getting together she gets 'pregnant' with twins Danny and Dan#or they just form as babies either one works#but Ellie did have to be 'made' though by then Jazz and Jason were already together
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Wild card tmagp theory: Celia did a Darrien and killed her protocol universe doppleganger. And maybe Jack is actually her doppleganer’s kid, which is why she doesn’t know who his dad is
#I am throwing darts with a blindfold on rn#I refuse to believe that Jack is just like a normal child#but mama Celia does make me very happy <3#tmagp#tmagp 17#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp theory
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I think it's really funny how, in s2, Jack and Anne are always talking about how 'Max is PLOTTING and CONSPIRING against us we have to be CAREFUL and watch EACH OTHER'S BACK because she's SCHEMING and USING US'
meanwhile Max is mostly like 'ah yes, my wife and my wife's husband :) I think I'll get them a ship and a crew today :) '
#its the mysogyny isnt it. like 'oh smart capable woman. dont trust'#to be absolutely fair tho max DOES scheme a lot they just happen to be included in her interests bundle#black sails#max#jack rackham#anne bonny
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I love how you draw Grim the size of a small cat. It genuinely blows my mind that according to the game he's actually approximately 70 cm tall... Like, Ortho is 148 cm. That's only two Grims! If Grim stands on Ortho's head, they'd be just a bit taller than Malleus (who is 202 cm and I'm not sure that's counting the horns)! The proportions are just so wild to try to imagine realistically... (and I do like the small cat Grim take more, it's very endearing)
every time I remember Grim is actually supposed to be the size of, like, a medium-to-largeish dog, and then I just...draw him cat-sized anyway. I also think it's cuter that way! 🤷 (let's just say he's not allowed to ride the servant unless he takes the shrinking potion first.)
ultimately I figure we all get a little artistic license in our fanart, and mine are:
cat-sized Grim
Lilia with hair spikes up to the heavens
w i d e Silver
#twisted wonderland#as far as i can tell this is not a furret situation and that 70cm does not include his tail#grim's just a big boy#a big boy who needs big helpings of tuna to sustain his giant head#(waiting for him to pull a persona and crack open to reveal a handsome anime man underneath)#i do like wide/buff silver too even though i know that isn't really canon#(i'll argue for buff sebek but silver i think is supposed to be more wiry/people are constantly surprised by how strong he is anyway)#i just...like the contrast of Two Big Guards for lilia the excitable twig and malleus the long wet drip of a man#and as long as jack remains the widest in the land i figure it all evens out somehow#(if i remember right malleus' height does include the horns) (and i think jack's includes his ears and hair which is even funnier somehow)#(i have seen some attempts to figure it out but i don't think there's ever been an official answer on height without their sticky-up bits)#(looking at the height chart mal looks about the same height as the twins and jack very slightly shorter. but that's just eyeballing it)#(don't ask how the 1cm difference between jade and floyd factors in i don't know)
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i was really excited for the minecraft movie for the first five seconds of the trailer with those gorgeous sweeping landscape shots
and. then the badly greenscreened humans showed up
#minecraft#so like. i love jack black. a lot.#but i think movie studios now think hey if we put jack black in our adaptations it automatically makes them Good#it does not#it often results in something shitty where he carries the entire movie on his back and STILL comes off as annoying somehow#or it's amazing and perfect like the mario movie or jumanji#warner bros you made the fucking lego movie would it be so hard to just. have it be animated.
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Tim was four days into a sleep deficit so he felt that to say that this predicament was his fault was a bit of a reach.
For it to be his fault he would have had to cognizant of the last 16 hours.
All he wanted to do was take a power nap in the nearest closest durring the Waynetech gala but nooo Bruce had to be taken hostage by the Joker.
So he did what he thought would work best and shoved uncle Clark into the nearest emergency bat storage and told him to suit up.
Maybe he looked a bit more confused than normal but they didn’t need a reporter they needed Batman!
That being said wasn’t uncle Clark supposed to be off-world?
Oh no.
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Jack honestly had no clue what was happening for the last six months so when he was told to be Batman he merely just shrugged as the frankly exhausted teen left him to his own.
With his son turning out to be part ghost to the government hunting down his said son and having to move shop halfway across the continent.
This might as well happen.
Grinning like a kid on Christmas, Jack plopped on the finishing touch.
“Oh Danno is not going to believe this!”
Raising a cloaked arm with a flourish Jack struck a pose.
“Alrighty Jack enough messing around! Time to save the party, Fenton style!
Shifting his feet, Jack took a deep breath before smoothing his face the best he could. After all, couldn’t have a smiling Batman! Before walking out the room and taking running leap through the wall to the streets of Gotham before grappling to the nearest building.
#this is the one time the media suspects that Superman had taken Batman’s place#that night has quite an interesting story#with several highlights like#Jack taking out half a block of electricity with a batarang#jack messing up his grapple twice#several walls suddenly gaining a Fenton sized hole#and Jack unleashing a whole pack of eco-weenies on several thugs#all while the batfam is desperately trying to find Jack and save their dad at the same time#jack actually does save Bruce and bridal carries him throughout Gotham before leaving him on roof of the gala#writing prompt#dp x dc#I kept most of the Fenton family as vague as I could so you guys could make your own conclusions#why was Jack at the gala? Why it was to honor him of course#he has just changed the game for clean energy#and blew the entire secrecy around GIW while he was at it#writing prompts
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Nightlight!
been going down a rabbit hole of golden age fics and this is my take on the nightlight design tee hee (I love him with all my heart and soul)
also it’s my personal head canon that nightlight was a past life of Jack’s and can access his star boy powers in life/death situations?? Idk but wouldn’t that make a cool future scene where jack can access past PAST lives’ memories and just see his cool space protector self like
anyway I love him bye
#nightlight#guardians of childhood#jack frost#rotg#oh and yes I’m making a golden age au with hijack#TEE HEE#I am very normal about him#unlike jack he doesn’t talk much#when he does it’s all twinkly and echo-y and just how you’d imagine starlight to sound like#can communicate like sandy with lil stardust pictures#oh and the sword is apparently like moon child tears#please correct me if i'm wrong#I love love William joyce’s sketchy style I wanted to mimic it#golden age au
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