#just incredibly funny

[fcstellae]

incredibly funny to me that for some reason they didn't want to have older characters in ace attorney but wanted most of the prosecutors to be very experienced so they were like yeah whatever. Edgeworth became a prosecutor at 20 bc hes a prodigy. But he can't have more experience than franziska, even tho shes younger, so she became a prosecutor at 13. because they "do things differently in Germany" or whatever gumshoe says

[annadelveys]

this is SO funny to me, two years ago i was working as a part-time clerk at an extremely exploitative company, thinking that that was the best i could do & tomorrow I'm meeting with the president of the chamber of deputies of the czech rep lmaoo

[sailor-moon-moon]

Happy Amok Time Day, friendly reminder that Theodore Sturgeon, the writer of the episode, is credited with the first positive portrayal of homosexuality in science fiction with his short story The World Well Lost (1953), 14 years before Amok Time aired. Which could mean nothing.

[ceniwen]

zhongli please stop cosplaying as a human your adeptus has social anxiety and can't cope

[homkamiro]

*heavys voice* entire team is BABIES!!!!!

[heph]

Wilson is constantly in a state of mild rage (because of House) in this show 🤔

[a-dope-fiend]

It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.

His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.

He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

"Why isn't it cloaked?"

"It's... behind a tree."

10/10 best line from Doctor Who. No notes

[minijenn]

So me and a bunch of friends on Discord recently got together for a powerpoint night. I made mine on every character in Hyrule Warriors. Enjoy some of the spoils of my suffering:

Fuck tumblr's 30 image limit, find the rest here

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

lovers

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

[sualne]

something i wish i'd see more in trigun fanarts is people having vash speak their native/non-english languages completely unprompted, ive seen folks have him speak french, which he canonically knows, but i really do believe he's a polyglot. mostly because of that one time in the desert when he saw the samurai and wanted to greet him in japanese but struggled to remember how to even say hello.

my headcanon is that rem had them learn as many languages as possible but with the big fall and so many people dying, which i think is what led english to became No man's land main (or even only?) language, means that vash (and knives!) both got horribly out of practice and are various sort of rusty in every others languages.

what im saying if there's any pun or joke you've been dying to write but just doesn't work in english vash (and knives!!) are right there!

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

A story told in pictures:

✨ I love this cast so much 🐉

and @toodrunktofindaurl (thank you to the person who reminded me of her URL! I had her insta tagged here before bc I couldn’t for the life of me remember her url.)

(also honourable mention to Yellowjackets’ Jane Widdop)

[sbd-laytall]

Love the fact that Ororo and Kurt don't even react to Logan punching Scott.

Nightcrawler (2004) #1

[bearsandswears]

Asena is perfectly comfortable with nonsexual nudity (you kind of have to be as a werewolf, the clothes don’t come with), but seeing a chance to make Gale blush activates her prey drive.

[alnair-jpg]

Olympics AU sketch: Percy and Annabeth version.

Look, I have to agree with Annabeth. This is ridiculous (I couldn’t even draw it with a straight face 😂)