#just hello for now :)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

[kitamars]

various trad doodles i made while i was supposed to be paying attention in class

[lil-lemon-snails]

[magpiedraws]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

[yooboobies]

7 miljinmeter tall...🤏🏼 | dedicated to @cordiallyfuturedwight tiny tan (4/7)

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[muffinlovingbirb]

Tales of Dungeons and Starvation

[nanstar200]

Does this guy like Gabriel?? (The answer will shock you)

⬆️ this drawing inspired by @miserricorde ‘s absolutely darling desktop gabriel..

[meat-fr]

"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[lousysharkbutt]

how it feels to come crawling back to social media after promising to post more and then immediately missing a month because of covid

[kelin-is-writing]

This man is ART.

[marisashinx]

"Why hasn't Silver woken up yet...?"

[mirensiart]

now that I’ve successfully infiltrated the lu fandom I can share my dumb shitposts

I’m sorry, it will happen again

based on this meme:

[festivating]

glinda running away screaming and crying and then standing against the wall and closing her eyes and waiting for death... elphaba saw firsthand how much of a TERRIBLE fugitive glinda would've been and was still like mmm yes please come with me we'll be the greatest team there's ever been. she loves glinda so dearly.