#just hear me out for a sec

[clairelutra]

what we know:

in an age of smartphones, okarun uses a flip phone and doesn't own a computer

the first line that really struck a chord with him from momo is "'cause my parents are gone"

okarun speaks in an oldtimey fashion (uses "jibun" instead of "watashi", which is also polite, but oldfashioned and slightly more masculine than "watashi"), and has multiple times used phrasing similar to ken takakura, the famous actor, without seeming to realize it

okarun shares a name with momo's crush, the famous actor ken takakura

okarun shares many of the personality traits ascribed to ken takakura the actor

ken takakura the actor lived from 1931 to 2014

ken takakura the actor was 8-14 years old at the time of ww2

okarun is in his second year of high school, which means he's 16 or 17

famous ancient people and phenomena (the sumerians, the pyramids&kofun) have been linked to alien activity

okarun explicitly acknowledges that he may have been experimented on by aliens and had his memory wiped

theory 1: okarun is literally ken takakura the actor from the past—specifically from right around ww2, when alien activity was the most likely narratively speaking—temporally displaced, memory wiped, and intentionally or unintentionally prevented from seeing the results of ww2 (or finds the internet too crazy as a modern invention and avoids it for reasons unknown to him)

theory 2: okarun is an average weirdo with neglectful parents who imprinted on the actor who shares his name, probably watching all his movies on vhs or something, and is allergic to the internet from nothing more than a personality quirk

[rah-nee-yah]

walk with me guys…i just read a caitvi fic where miss fortune was flirting with cait…STAY WITH ME…listen i adore caitvi with my whole heart and i also like miss fortune x vi…but cait and miss fortune?? PLS TELL ME YALL SEE THE VISION.

[constellama]

Does anyone have two content creators they watch that they really wish would collab because you know their collective energy would shatter the earth’s crust?

Anyways this is why I think aimseytv and Thomas Sanders should do a stream together—

[xxplastic-cubexx]

if i had a nickel every time magneto, charles, and amelia were all featured on a cover that framed them as having a wack love triangle then im sure im missing more than just these two but im still baffled i naturally found two so easily anyway

[gothicgumshoe]

I think they could be so awesome and in love if they were allowed to be t4t lesbians but nobody is ready for that conversation. Anyway here's propaganda

[agonybell84]

This song with pressure.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

curious to know what ojp thinks of carlos disobeying team orders…

[milkbreadtoast]

looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*

also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣

[itsbrucey]

Have I ever. Talked my idea based on my headcanon that Glenn has silver rings + a silver tongue piercing. And how it would mildly burn Darryl as a werewolf if they kissed or if Glenn touched his skin,,,, like not enough to be fatal ofc but Glenn could literally mark Darryl like a light graze if he wanted. ANYWAY.

[xunverzedx]

If you want a really interesting crack ship, consider: Astarion and Sephiroth

[woosh-floosh]

"Which is worse? This mediocre pop song or that mediocre pop song?" BOTH WRONG its the versus theme from Sonic Eraser

[faceeeeee]

Would you guys kill me if I only started to post about Splatoon-

[writhe]

just had the most terrifying experience of being followed

[miitarashi]

[Name]: Great snakes!! They are running away!!

Tintin,who is by [Name]'s side with a little teasing smile: what did you say,[Name]?

[Name]:....get over it, won't happen again.

——————— after one week

[Name],looking fascinate at something: oh! Gre-

Tintin,bending himself a bit with a little happy smirk: go on...

[Name]:....no.

[thyhonesteheorte]

lowk wtf is wrong with my dad 😭