#just had this idea for awhile now

[r0achezz]

*Cracking tin pans together* COME EAT YOUR FOOD YOU RAVIOLI LOVERS!!!

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[iguessitsjustme]

Okay. I've sat with this for a few hours and I still cannot figure it out. I don't know if playing Dancing With The Devil during Sun and Lin's sex scene this week was brilliant or not. Because listen, it absolutely did not fit the show or the characters. Don't get me wrong, it's a banger of a song that I have been listening to since Big Dragon aired BUT it was not the appropriate song for that scene.

However, I'm sure MosBank fans (myself included) appreciated the throwback. I was literally just telling @heretherebedork that I think Dancing With The Devil is a much better ISBANKY song than Pink Sea (the Sunset X Vibes opening) when I got to that scene and had my soul snatched out of my body. So I can't decide if it was brilliant to use that song as a kind of love note to MosBank fans or if it was just plain bad.

I think I have to land on somewhere in the middle. I think it was a bad choice show wise. It had no business being in the show, but at the same time the show already had a lot of issues and I thought the song/sound choices were not the greatest the whole time. But it was a good choice for fans. Which is fun and all but I wish it had been a different song. Well looks like typing this helped me figure out my feelings on the matter.

By choosing Dancing With The Devil, they betrayed the show and the story they were trying to tell (I know I know it wasn't done well up to that point either but hear me out). Dancing With The Devil belonged in Big Dragon. It belonged with Mangkorn and Yai because it completely fit their characters and their dynamic throughout the whole show. It does not fit Sun and Lin. Even at their...surliest, their meanest, their most devlish, neither one could accurately be labeled a devil. And especially not in a scene where they are coming together in an act of love (god I almost threw up typing that because I can't stand emotions but that's what that scene was). It felt disingenuous to the characters to have a song that did not represent them playing.

Now, with all that said, I want to make myself clear. I still loved it. I love that song every time I hear it. So I will criticize the choice to use it when a more fitting song should have been chosen, but I will still enjoy the scene and the show for what it is/was. This might be the first time that a song choice that took me out of a show and the scene did not ruin my enjoyment of the scene. It's truly a mixed bag. I am full of contradictions and multitudes and they are all coming out and being represented by that fucking song choice. Anyway, that is to say, go listen to ISBANKY's music. It's good and he deserves some more love there.

[myriadeyed]

If I say "I'm taking a break until I have my PC back" but then you see me posting, it's not that I failed, it's just that I lied

[that-was-anticlimactic]

can we just talk about how kenji has one of the Most tragic abilities in bungou stray dogs??? like. the more i think about it, the more heartbreaking it is.

he's fourteen years old and has an ability people would die/kill for. in s3, chuuya called kenji the ada's "trump card", so it's safe to assume the rest of the port mafia thinks the same way. he is immune to literal bullets, to being whacked in the head by hard metal or pretty much anything, he can easily lift cars above his head as if they were nothing,,,

but only if he's hungry.

if you ignore that last bit, kenji has one of the best powers in the show. and like he still does, but my God. he's fourteen years old. he doesn't think his ability is all that impressive. he doesn't see the issues.

since he has a job, he probably doesn't Really eat lunch, and if he does, it's snacks. but also his job is a part of the armed detective agency. therefore, things happen all the time. who knows how long cases will run, who knows when someone will try to destroy yokohama or the agency or whatever. there's been many times when it's been clear that they've had to work into the night. then we have to ask: does kenji eat dinner? no. probably not. and if he does, he probably just eats a piece of fruit or something small. that way, he doesn't lose his ability. he is the agency's trump card, after all. and he knows how important his power is. i mean, that's one of the reasons he joined ranpo and the others when they went against fukuzawa's orders in s3. it's not explicitly stated, but i'd argue that it's implied. anyways. does kenji eat breakfast? well, i don't think so. why? he sleeps when he eats. why sleep so soon after he just woke up? he has to go to work, anyways. so he can't fall asleep.

so, we've basically established that kenji probably has an extremely unhealthy eating schedule due to his ability. but also,,, what about his sleeping schedule? what kind of relationship does he have with sleep? so, let's say he eats a full meal three times a day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. let's say how long he sleeps depends on how much he ate... so let's say that a small snack is no sleep since it's barely anything, just maybe makes him a little physically weaker. and a normal meal is at least an hour. that's at least three hours of sporadic sleep during the day - one of them shortly after he wakes up. but you know what makes that even sadder? what if kenji doesn't sleep at night because of his ability. or, sleep consistently or well? we can assume the agency actually really wants kenji to eat, even if he falls asleep, so on days when he can't get away with not really eating, he sleeps during the day for an unspecified amount of time. his sleep schedule would get so thrown off. also, he was raised on a farm, so we can assume he wakes up really early anyways. maybe early enough to say that there isn't any reason to sleep because he would wake up soon normally anyways.

and... what if kenji can't sleep without eating? what if kenji has to eat to sleep? maybe it wasn't that way when he was younger, but the older he got, the more his body grew to rely on his ability's exception. like... that's just... really sad. this kid is fourteen.

and think about it. the agency is best friends because they are. they'd probably like to go out to lunch or dinner together. i bet half the time at least, kenji wouldn't eat. why? because he'd fall asleep. wouldn't want to ruin the fun. because then they'd have to watch their volume around him or try to wake him up (and i hc that it's really hard to wake him up for like... the first ten minutes after a meal at least - it gets easier the longer he's been asleep or the less he eats). and what if they can't wake him up? then someone would have to carry him back and that's so kind of them but, well, they didn't have to and now kenji feels like a liability or a burden. like he ruined all the fun.

and he works with the armed detective agency. they've got a lot of enemies. he is the trump card. the physically strongest on the team. also the most naive and, objectively, the kindest. oh and one of the two youngest. can you imagine how vulnerable he is when he sleeps? i would imagine the agency wouldn't want him to eat by himself in public for, you know, safety reasons. and that even includes the cafe downstairs. who knows what could happen if kenji fell asleep on his own? and that's probably why he went to eat with atsushi in s1 ep11: he was with atsushi so he could eat out. one of those rare chances. and if an enemy did get to him while he was asleep, he'd be pretty easy to keep out of it: just keep forcing him to eat. shove food in his mouth, force him to swallow. and there you are: you have the armed detective agency's trump card. and kenji knows this.

and the sad thing is? kenji probably doesn't even realize he's having problems. he probably thinks this is normal. something he just has to deal with - and i don't say that in a negative or self-loathing kind of way. a genuine "it's always been like this; i know nothing else" kind of way. he wants to help people: that's why he came to the agency. he couldn't handle not being able to help everyone back home. he needs to be useful, to help. he grew up on a farm: he values hard work a lot - that much is obvious. he feels like he can't help if he eats consistently. he's probably (albeit subconsciously, unknowingly) scared of what would happen if he did eat and sleep consistently. that means he's not useful, right? that means someone will get hurt because of him. he'd rather starve than someone else get hurt. he was given this ability, he has to use it to help people.

tldr: kenji's ability is so interesting and underutilized in the the manga/anime and in the fandom and is so overlooked in angst potential. his ability most likely has ruined his eating and sleeping schedule to the point where he doesn't know anything different and genuinely thinks it's healthy because it's what he's always done, it's what he was blessed with, right? kenji deserves more love in canon and by the fandom <3

[lecliss]

I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

[brooklynisher]

You guys ever become self aware of your raptor hands

[turontot]

i hope someone writes a starfish fic where trollex gets all sluggish when its winter (bc hes a fish and its cold) and even though all he wants to do is just curl up and sleep he would go outside to play in the snow with viva anyways because he knows she loves the snow

viva knows how tired trollex can get in the snow so she always tries to tell him thats its fine for him to stay inside and they could just hang out inside and drink hot cocoa, but trollex refuses to listen and just wants to spend some time with his gf outside.

so bc hes stubborn, viva has him wear several layers of clothing to make sure hes warm and he doesnt randomly fall asleep in the snow. she checks up on him every few minutes to see if hes okay and trollex brushes it off by shoving a snowball at her face, snowball fight ensues.

and during the fight trollex builds a snow wall and hides behind it as viva throws several snowballs towards him. when she doesnt see trollex come back up she runs over and finds him sleeping behind the snow wall.

she takes him back into her/their house and places trollex on a bed filled with blankets to warm him up, she goes to make hot cocoa for the both of them and she sits down next to trollex, petting his head and humming happily at the day theyve had.

[kaseyskat]

this is a good time to say my most wild theory (and the one I want to be true so, SO badly) is that henry is a) in "faerun", and b) the anchor of anger

[golden--doodler]

This is inspired by a conversation I had with @drawthething yesterday, but I decided to make musical theater-related headcanons for all the Belchers:

Linda loves musicals a ton (of course) and has definitely put on some music from Dear Evan Hansen in the restaurant before, especially Waving Through a Window and So Big, So Small, and cried internally. Sometimes even externally, and Bob had to take her outside to calm her down and remind her it was all fictional. She just loves Heidi Hansen and her relationship with Evan so much.

Bob likes the Beetlejuice musical just because Adam and Barbara's relationship reminds him so much of his and Linda's, though he still won't admit he enjoys it. He especially likes the line in Ready, Set, Not Yet that goes like: "To the untrained eye it's boring, but nothing's a chore when you're restoring, apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain". That was extremely relatable to him. He was also not okay when they died at the end of that number--he was relieved when they came back as ghosts but was still upset.

Gene is obsessed with Six and his ultimate goal is to be a Queen in that show one day. He was a mess after listening to All You Wanna Do for the first time, but did not understand the innuendos in the beginning like "plucked my strings all the way to g, went from major to minor, c to d". He just appreciated the music metaphors. His favorite Queen is Anna of Cleves, though, because Get Down, in his opinion, is the most fun, most fabulous number. And because she's so sassy and full of life. As a bonus, Tina's favorite is Catherine of Aragon because she really likes Aragon's scorned lover vibes and No Way is such a bop. Louise's is Anne Boleyn because she gives off a "don't care, just wanna have fun" kind of vibe, and Don't Lose Your Head is such a crazy good time. She also finds it interesting how much of a temptress Boleyn was portrayed to be, and actually read up a lot on the woman after listening to the soundtrack.

Tina's favorite music still comes from Boyz 4 Now, but she enjoys some musicals. She likes West Side Story for the forbidden romance (she likes picturing herself as Maria and Jimmy Jr. as Tony) and the fifties setting is just really cool to her. She also thinks In the Heights perfectly captures the feeling of summer, and likes listening to a couple songs from it when the weather starts warming up.

Louise won't admit she likes a few musicals, but she definitely does. She thinks Wicked is a really interesting tale of a genuinely good person being affected by their environment (I like to think when she's older, she'll use the musical to write a paper on the whole "Nature Vs. Nurture" topic). She also loves Sweeney Todd, but NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE MURDER SHE SWEARS. She respects Stephen Sondheim as a composer a ton and thinks Sweeney's internal struggle and emotional journey are incredibly fascinating. She definitely dressed up as him one year.

As another bonus, Teddy doesn't listen to many musicals but really likes Cats and will frequently go to war with detractors, and argue about how it's actually a good musical. Sometimes he's way too passionate and some of his arguments are nonsensical, but a lot of the time he actually makes really good, well-thought-out points on why he enjoys it so much.

[trans-xianxian]

my personal convoluted answer to the question is that both pre death and post res wei wuxian have the possibility to resurrect lan wangji in a fit of emotion (pre death moreso because of you know the deteriorating mental state), but pre death wei wuxian would not resurrect lan wangji on purpose, and post res wei wuxian would only do so with express permission, which I can't imagine lan wangji giving

[unnamed-atlas]

Having brain worms. What if uhhhhhh SOS Mianite au

[arklayraven]

I have a very bad idea I want to write out involving Solomon and MC Jayce...

It involves nonconsensual stuff from Solomon towards them...But no idea if to actually share it. Because haha yeah...Maybe I'll post it on my vent/rant blog only and keep reblogs off...maybe...

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #268 and #272

[reksink]

A Hunter TBH Creature and a Glimpse of Their Gathering Counterparts

[snowyfrostshadows]

Morty was really nice.

The second he gets his microphone back, he creates a starring role for Luigi on the spot (as a mix of inspiration and appreciation for Luigi's star potential? Man's got a good eye)

And y'know, I think if Weegee hadn't been scared out of his mind, facing down real, actual fire, and been given actual direction/a better idea of what was going on, I think he'd be ecstatic to be in a monster movie as a monster

Dream come true right buddy?

I hope Morty gives him a copy of that movie. (Also really really nice I don't have to capture him for E. Gadd)

Polterkitty on the other hand...

Such a cool as heck ghost, in both forms, but man. Is it kicking my butt. I've managed one tail so far but oof. This. Is gonna take me awhile...

[introvert-celeste]

I've been slowly tapering off my meds (again) and I'm already starting to feel more inspired. Spent awhile today planning out a long fic I've been thinking about for months now.