#just gotta yap a bit to get to the 'read more' point...

[gatorbites-imagines]

Okay, your head canons (get it? Am so hilarious) with our dear big tittied viltrumites (Nolan, conquest, thragg. I don't think kregg has such big ones but we love him anyway?) was Amazing, loved them

But they got me thinking about a petvincible harem + the four of them 😮😮. Would it be chaotic asf? Yes, but what's better then like 20+ (I cannot keep track of all the invincible variants, but add your OC ones aswell cause I love them) pairs of man boobies? 4 more pairs of man boobies.

I just really like the idea of them all sharing a tiny three bedroom apartment with a working reader, it makes my little gay heart happy. I also like like the idea of big strong men getting dicked down, can ya blame me?

Thank you for reading my yap session my favorite gator 🤗🤗

I know these men hate to see me comin, they would never know peace.

i have like no gifs i can use for this stuff, so have these ones instead.

what should i call this group? they arent petvincibles, so... viltruwives?

At this point, readers neighbors gotta think he's in some polygamist cult, or that he's in some super kinky relationship, cuz he's got these four massive buff men coming and going. Whys that one wearing so much leather? (idk, I feel like Conquest would think leather is fancy, you can't tell me this guy wouldn't wear cowboy boots) 

Nolan is used to being a husband on earth after having been with Debbie so long. Is he still with Debbie in this setting? Are they divorced? Is it an open relationship kinda deal, and she is also seeing Paul? 

Well, this means Nolan already knows his way around the court. He knows how to clean, how to cook, how to grocery shop and take care of the home and taxes. Hell, hes still making money from the books he ghostwrote or wrote under a fake name, so he's the only one with an income outside of you 

Kregg, I feel would quickly get an understanding of it all, would find a way to fake an identity, get a job, and start raking in cash. Hes crazy smart and all that, and he gives the vibe that he would be lethal in the business world. Homeboy probably works banking or finance. Or some other soul crushing job, where he gets to fuck over other people's lives. I feel he would end up a mean cook as well, after much experimentation. 

Conquest? He gets to stay retired for a while. To just get to live, to experience and feel. Let him pick up hobbies, like gardening or even painting. It looks horrible, but being able to create instead of destroy would give him some kind of peace. I think he enjoys going on walks in the morning, like, walking normally, in his comfortable clothes. Gets himself a coffee, a bagel, sits in the park with his sudoku. Texts the reader good morning, wishing him a good day at work. 

Thragg has the hardest time just being... part of the plebians. He would still see all of humanity as worthless insects, no, lower than insects. But the reader loves humanity, loves earth, so he puts up with it. He wouldn't want to work either, cuz that's for lowlives, but I do think he would end up doing something just out of boredom. I don't know what he would do, but he would have some job where he gets to bark orders, crush other people's hope and wishes, and exert his power. He probably works for the IRS.. 

Methinks reader is just enjoying himself most days. Like, who wouldn't love to come home from a long day of doing customer service, and just being able to literally dive head first into the pecs(tits) of the closest viltrumite. 

Reader will never need a weighted blanket, he can just lay down on the bed, make grabby hands, and whichever viltrumite has the time just lays down on top of him. True peace and therapy trapped under such a large and powerful man. Gets all the stress of the day to melt right off. 

At least two of them would try to talk you into getting a moustache... Nolan would be chill with you getting whatever, Conquest I think doesn't care too much.  

You guys aren't secretive of your relationship, and you become a bit of a joke in your friend group for being such a dilf and gilf hunter. Nobody dares mess with you though, all four of your boyfriends look like they kill baby deer and drink their blood for breakfast.  

Insert them also “working on your stamina” with you, cuz god are you gonna need it. I feel these four can be just as much as all the Marks combined. Age doesn't mean their needs have gone away, and now they actually have an outlet. The Marks are never older than a few hundred years at most (except for emperor mark). But these guys? They've gone thousands of years without just doing it for pleasure and fun (outside of Nolan), so, they got a lot of catching up to do. 

reader has once again saved the universe by being kinda dumb and pathetically cute. build him and his broken dick a statue.

[novas-corner]

OH DEAR GODS PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED MY WRITING???? I hope y’all know I’m freaking out about this, it will get to my head (my apolocheese)

Anyways, a singular person asked for more… so… more it is!!

Again with all of this I know almost NOTHING about the game, I’ve missed out on a lot of lore since I am simply a card collector… and I’m very biased towards characters 😭‼️

Also this was NOT proofread properly (I’m doing this on no sleep at eight in the morning.)

Anyways, part 1 is here!

Also I’m basing their schedules around THIS post here!! (I think it’s official stuff? Idk)

Thank you for listening to me yap… back to being isekaid!!!! (I still do not know how to spell that)

Oh also there’s angst ish in here? Idk man I’m just writing out my thoughts at this point LOL

OH FUCK AN ISEKAI

Alright well sleeping was… a nightmare. All five of them argued until you eventually gave up and went to the couch. Damn boys, they’re gonna make your life trouble and you know it. But you gotta admit… five guys fawning all over you is kinda nice! The attention? Fantastic. They give you massages? UGH, so nice.

Well… you’ll need one of those mentioned massages tomorrow, you know damn well your back is going to be killing you in the morning.

You’re surprised to see Sylus walk into the living room, sitting next to you.

“You shouldn’t sleep out here sweetie, it’s not good for your body… what if I took you back to the N109 zone with me? You could sleep in a nice comfortable bed there and there would be much more space”

You groan, sitting up

“The only way I will do that is if you bring the other four with us. You need to remember that we are all not technically in our own universes since this ISNT the main storyline of the game. I don’t want them to be stranded here, I’d feel bad about that”

He sighs, but smiles down at you, pulling your head into his lap.

“Always thinking of others before yourself hm sweetie? Be a bit selfish sometimes okay?”

You huff, but relax into his embrace nonetheless.

“Yeah… I’ll try. Why are you up anyways? Couldn’t sleep?”

He’s running his fingers through your hair (or just rubbing your bald head, idk man) and chuckles down at you.

“Oh come on, I thought you knew all about us”

He’s teasing you… cocky mf-

“The N109 zone doesn’t have a day or night technically, so my schedule is a bit off from everyone else”

Oooooooh… riiiight… you had forgotten about that, honestly there’s probably so much you’ve forgotten. You never did read through the events or stories, just let them play in the background to get more pulls for banners… maybe you should get back into the story after all this blows over… or then again… maybe you won’t have to due to being with them all the time now.

“Right… I forgot about that… well I’m… tired. So I’m going to sleep- lemme move-“

You’re trying to shuffle off his lap to not disturb him, but he just rests a hand on the small of your back and tells you to ‘not worry’ and that he can ‘handle you sleeping for a bit’

…that’s sweet…

You’re relaxing into him almost immediately and drifting off, letting your slumber take over you.

What you don’t know however, is that once sylus is sure you’re asleep, he’s analyzing you, trying to see if this was all some ploy to not be caught for cheating… but it’s really a different person. What was once a person he knew was now just someone who knew him. It was a strange feeling, they had the face of the one he loved, they almost sounded like them too— they just spoke differently. It felt so right and yet so wrong to have you there… maybe he should have Zayne give you a physical checkup tomorrow, make sure you’re healthy and all.

Sylus tries to not care for you, after all… you’re not HIS, not the person he knew. But you acted the same in so many ways… hopefully this can all be fixed. For now though, he sits running his fingers through your hair as he reads a book.

~Timeskip~

It’s morning now and you groggily wake up to the smell of bacon. You’re sitting up, rubbing your sleep ridden eyes as a cheerful voice calls out from the kitchen.

“Oh! Sorry pips, did I wake you up?”

You’re standing now, walking over to Caleb with a yawn.

“Nono… I just woke up… whatcha making?”

He’s all smiles, you’re honestly not sure how he has so much energy at six in the morning but whatever.

“Just some bacon and eggs! Want some?”

He says with a grin, pointing to the plate of bacon and eggs. You pause, eyeing the plate.

“Were the eggs made first? I’m allergic and can’t really risk cross contamination… don’t wanna die today, y’know?” (I’m reminding y’all that this is ME written as if it’s YOU. We ain’t having eggs together homies 🫵🥲)

“Oh?? Uh… I think so? Maybe you shouldn’t eat them to be safe… I’ll make you something else!”

He’s saying while already looking for something else to make… at least they know where everything in this apartment is located, I’ve got no clue.

You’re trying to find bread and hear him mumbling something about how his version of you isn’t allergic to anything… guess that’s a difference.

He sees you rifling through literally every drawer and pats you on the head.

“You know you can ask for things… right?”

“Well- maybe I just wanted to see if I could do it myself, this is technically my apartment after all… but uh… where’s the bread?”

He’s laughing at you, pointing to the bread literally in the counter, you blind blind mf. Your shoulders almost slump in defeat as you pop some toast into the toaster and open the fridge. Huh… fully stocked… that’s nice, where’s the butter though…

As if reading your mind, Caleb walks behind you and grabs the butter for you.

“Here, it’s buried in there, you wouldn’t have found it alone”

You’re just kinda looking up at him, he’d got you cages in between him and the door- HE DID THE HOT THING WHERE THEY GRAB SOMETHING FOR YOU GANG. Ugh you forget that this is a game about flirting and they’re gonna be doing that.

“Oh… right, thank you”

You’re quickly scurrying away from him— and as everyone does, you get spooked by the damn toaster. That mf laughs at you AGAIN. Jerk…

Anyways you’re buttering your toast and watching as he plates his food, having made extra for the others… that’s sweet of him.

“I usually ask my version of you to work out in the mornings… so… would you want to join me for a morning workout after breakfast?”

You look up from your toast, a mouthful and crumbs on your face, he just smiles at you as you swallow your food and wipe your face.

“Mm- sure? Im not the strongest though so expect me to not keep up.”

Which gets you thinking… how in the hell are you going to do the job of the MC??? There’s no way you could deal with wanderers… would you being here jeopardize the job the MC has? Oh gods I mean you can technically rely on the guys for money but what if they get sick of you not being their MC. Not only that, is time passing back home? Will people realize you’re gone? Are you going to end up like an unsolved crime case?

“Hey… are you okay?”

His voice snaps you out of the despair trace you were in, you look up at him with wide eyes and see him looking at you concerned.

“Oh… yeah sorry I was just thinking… I’ll join you for the workout, it’ll probably take my mind off things.”

You’re trying to keep smiling, you’ve been obsessed with these men for months and they’re literally all here, you should just enjoy this in case it’s a dream, y’know?

He’d still visibly concerned but decides to drop it, finishing his food and grabbing yours and his empty plates, putting them in the sink to wash later.

“Well let’s go workout then shall we? You can sit on my back while I do pushups? Alright pips?”

OH BOY!!! You’re standing with a smile, nodding along and following him along to the door, pausing and looking down at your clothes.

“Ooooh wait I need to change my clothes first”

You begin to wander back to what you found out is your room, walking in to see Zayne buttoning up his shirt, and Rafayel and Xavier cuddled up in bed… well more like Xavier cuddling up to Rafayel but whatever they look kinda cute, y’know?

You smile at Zayne, he just nods to you, finishing putting his shirt on.

“There’s breakfast there, Caleb made eggs and Bacon, plus bread for toast”

You’re saying as you walk over to the closet, rifling through the clothes there. You know that MC has got to have something for a workout other than this damn hunters uniform… surely right?

Oh thank the gods they do. (I actually could not find one but I’m gonna guess MC has a workout outfit)

“Are you working out? Have you eaten breakfast yet?”

You turn to see Zayne, who is now hovering behind you.

“Oh! Yeah Caleb invited me to workout with him, I guess him and the me you know worked out in the mornings”

He just nods.

“Alright, enjoy that then, I’ll be back later, I’m going to try and stay with you overnight and whatnot to see if I can help figure out what’s going on, the rest of the men have also agreed they want to be around as well.”

You just nod, biting at your lip slightly. It’s sweet that they care about you enough, but you’re sure they’re only caring because they want their old lives back. You can’t really blame them though since you just want your life back too. Again, it’s nice to be here with men you’ve simped over… but you have friends, parents… ugh be positive damnit, we can’t be depressed all the time.

“Right okay…“

You’re trailing off, not really knowing how to proceed.

“The white haired man— Sylus I believe? He mentioned that I should give you a checkup at some point today. Would you rather visit the hospital during my lunch break or wait I til I get back?”

You raise an eyebrow at his words. Oh boy these mfs are in for a TREAT, they’ll never expect the amount of things wrong with me. Huh that begs the question, will my body function differently than theirs? I mean obviously I don’t have the protocore heart and whatever else… but is it different since they’re game characters?

OH MF YOU DIDNT ANSWER-

“Probably just when you get back, I’m not really sure how to get to the hospital after all.”

He just nods, patting you on the head and walking out.

���Sounds good, I’ll expect you to be ready when I get home then. Have a good day.”

HE’S SO STOIC???? I don’t know how to feel bout that but whATEVER YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING OUT.

You gather your clothes and move over to the bathroom, as you’re getting dressed you can hear Rafayel waking up and causing a ruckus over being cuddled by Xavier. God damn he’s loud…

You’re changed now and walk back to the living room, where Caleb is sat on the couch waiting for you.

“Ah! Finally pips! Felt like I was gonna have to search for you in case you had gotten lost!”

He’s honestly adjusted really well to the fact that I’m not the me he knows. I wonder if it’s a facade, I know damn well he cares a great deal for his version of me. STOP THINKING SO NEGATIVELY. DAMN.

Anyways you’re smiling slightly at his words, listening to him yap about what he’s planning to do for his workout, it’s just going in one ear and right out the other if I’m being real.

You leave the apartment and go to the gym that I guess the apartment has? (I’m making things up as I go at this point, things will just appear as I need them too)

He’s doing weights and stuff, you’re struggling to get through his tough workout (I’m crippled sorry gang, if I gotta struggle so do you 💔)

He notices this of course and slows his pace down, eventually stopping and patting you on the shoulder.

“Hey… you don’t need to do this y’know?”

You just sigh and look up at him defeated.

“Does your version of me do this every day? That bitch is ATHLETIC.”

He laughs at you and offers to just help him with his workout I stead, which you joyfully agree to, watching Caleb workout? YES PLEASE.

So now here you are, sat on his back and counting his pushups for him. Huh, suddenly the angst from earlier is gone as you watch his ARMS??? UGHHHH ��

He eventually finished that up though (UNFORTUNATELY) and just looks up at you… still on his back, making it just a lil bit hard to get up.

“Pips… you gotta move y’know?- I will just roll you over, you should know this.”

Oh we gotta know what that means.

“Hm? The ground is talking, how strange…”

You’re looking up at the ceiling with an almost expectant grin on your face, which he does not fail to realize. Well you asked for it.

Suddenly he has managed to roll you off him and have you underneath him. Don’t ask the logistics of it, just go with it.

You’re looking up at him with wide eyes, Christ it was fast— how in the hell did he do that???

He just chuckles and gets off of you, offering a hand out for you to take, which you do and he pulls you up. "l have to say, you don't act all that different, it's easy to forget you're not the same person I've known." OUCH????? OK ANGST IS BACK IG??? He's walking you back up to your apartment, the hand he used to help you up now wrapped around your shoulder "Oh?.. is that... a bad thing?" "I suppose it isn't! It makes you fun to be around!" "Ah okay..." You trail off, you know what you want to ask but... "What happens if you can't get... the other me back?" The words tumble out of your mouth before you can think to stop them, he almost freezes in his tracks but keeps walking, smile faltering slightly. "I'm... not sure..." "Would you stick around knowing I'm not the person you knew? Or are you just here to get them back?"

He doesn't know how to answer you, because of course he wants his version of you back... but would he just.. leave? He doesn't even know himself. "For now lets not worry about that, okay pips? I'm here now and that's all that really matters, we'll figure everything out eventually" You just nod, looking down and mumbling a small apology... well that's... sad. So anyways you finally make it back to the apartment, and head to your room to grab a basic outfit.

Xavier is STILL asleep- does this mf have narcolepsy??? Whatever, you grab your outfit and turn to go to the bathroom, you need a shower to think again, plus you smell like sweat.

The door to the bathroom is closed when you get there, you knock only to hear Rafayel telling you to come in. You walk in and OH MY STARS-

“OH- sorry didn’t realize you would be IN the bath- I can come back later I’m so sorry-“

He cuts you off with a wave of his hand.

“No no it’s okay, did you need something?”

He’s asking with a slight tilt to his head. Dear gods man he is sculpted like a god, probably because he literally is one- STOP STARING.

You manage to snap yourself out of it, face absolutely red and looking down at the clothes in your hands.

“Sorry I was just trying to shower and get dressed- I can do so later-“

He’s sitting up in the bathtub, motioning for you to come closer.

“You can come bathe with me if you’d like? I don’t mind sharing.”

SIR?????? You are red as a lobster and I fear he is reveling in this fact— HOW IS HE SO CALM ABOUT THIS????

“No- that’s fine I’ll just… see myself out… thanks for the offer though”

You manage to mumble out, looking anywhere but at him and finally turning yer butt around to walk out. You hear him chuckle behind you and call out to you as you shut the door, playful as ever.

“Your loss Mx bodyguard!!”

TEASING MF. Ok anyways we need to find somewhere else to change it seems. So you opt to just shut yourself in the little closet and get changed. Xavier is still asleep in bed, which is kinda cute, he’s out like a ROCK. Honestly and earthquake could pass through and not much would happen I fear.

You wander around the place, Caleb, Zayne and Sylus are all out somewhere, Rafayel is in the bath and Xavier is asleep. There’s… not much to do.

You’re tired though and you slept on the couch, so you find yourself walking over to your room and climbing into bed opposite to Xavier.

You pass right out.

—————————————

Gang I’ll be honest, you could FEEL it falling apart at the end😭‼️

In my defense, it’s almost eight in the morning and I have not slept.

I wrote myself into a bit of a corner too since there’s like… nothing going on ‼️‼️‼️

I also do not know how to write seggsy time so I had to QUICKLY 180 from that.

Anyways I have ideas for another part, if people don’t burn me at the stake for being a crap writer I might add another part to this disaster LMAO

Okok yap session is over, thank you for reading this !! 🤩

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[pyozha]

I must apologise - yuji x f!reader

chapter two - base down low

masterlist

Yuji pov:

“Hey man Imma head out for a bit. Gotta catch a game with Inumaki so I would appreciate if you took out the trash this time” Yuji stands in the doorway of Megumis room while holding his playstation controller, wearing just the most comfortable ‘staying at home’ outfit you can think of.

Megumi, laying on his bed while reading some existential literature, rolls his eyes already irritated by those two sentences coming from Yuji. “I took out the trash for you two times in a row you can’t keep using fortnite as an excuse-“ Megumi didn’t have the chance to finish before Yuji chimed in“thanks dude I’ll see you later now, love ya!” He gives him a thumbs up and a dorky smile making his way out of their apartment. He didn’t even listen to a word Megumi was trying to tell him. You can say that Yuji loves to tick off Megumi just because he can.

Making his way from down the 3rd floors hallway, just after 6 apartments he reaches his destination. He stands right in front of his friends door and knocks 3 times just fast enough. Right as the door was opening Yuji was in the midway of saying something diabolical but froze when he saw it wasn’t his friend Toge who opened the door.

“Yeah?” y/n stood with half of her body visible behind the door. For just a moment Yuji thought he approached the wrong apartment, but through the girls messy hair covering her face just slightly, he recognised it was y/n.

“Oh uh hi! Is Inumaki home?” Yuji asks a bit flustered as he didn’t even listen not expect to see her of all people greet him while he was dressed like a dumpster bag.

“Yeah, he’s in his room. You want me to go get him?” She opens the door wider revealing a bit more of her small frame.

Yuji shook his head. “No it’s okay, I’m just coming over to play some fortnite…” he mumbled the last part. Yuji was never good when talking to girls. Not pretty ones to be exact.

“Oh you’re Itadori right?” y/n spoke up comfortably opening the door now, more comfortable that the man standing infront of her door wasn’t some freak about to beg to be stepped on by bare feet. (happened twice to her in the last 3 months).

“Uh yeah. We’re classmates” Yuji sounded unsure. He felt like an idiot for being so awkward and the conversation has only started.

“Yeah I know. You’re Nobaras roommate” y/n spoke with a slight grin. Yuji could only respond with an uncomfortable chuckle. Nobara had a big mouth and god knows what she has shared with y/n.

Right then Toge appeared behind y/n shoving her to the side a tad bit too rough. “Hey man she isn’t interested in your nasty fantasies-“ Toge cut himself off as the sight over y/ns back becomes clear. Indeed it wasn’t the mysterious lunatic instead it was his unhinged friend with an indescribable face expression, almost looking offended yet more confused.

“Ah Yuji! Get in I just set up the game” Toge points to his room nonchalantly completely disregarding what he said earlier.

Yuji was a bit lost looking at y/n for some sort of context while following Toge slowly to his room but she just smiled like she had no idea.

☆ I hope you understood that the messages are from Yujis pov 🙈

☆ y/n thinks Yuji is such a loser but in a cute way lmao

☆ even if she has seen him shove down 10 shots at once down his throat at a party last semester her mind can’t put two and two together

☆she literally thought he had a twin brother or something for the longest time

☆nobara has definitely shared everything to the last detail to y/n about yuji

☆nobara is a shit talker 24/7 its a ‘I yap and you yap with me’ type of friendship

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[ancientnapdragon]

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My last set of ramblings I left off on a loose cliffhanger... which will stay that way! I kinda wanted to pull apart the Food Peak itself and how it functions/how they actually Cultivate there! It seems like a fun exercise on developing the world this AU takes place in c: Maybe a few ship crumbs in there, but since I DO love to yap, expand that read more at your own risk! Hehe!

Food Cultivation is, on the surface, exactly what it sounds like. You eat stuff and it helps fortify your body, soul, and strengthens your Core! Not just ANYTHING works, though, and it's more than just finding a Chicken Faced Serpent's liver and choking it down.

Food Cultivation is seen as a super easy way to Cultivate, maybe even scorned a little bit, and can be indulged in by people who don't even usually Cultivate that way. But, it's almost impossible to get to a Golden Core stage without a LOT of money or a LOT of knowledge/work. One of those low basis to learn, high skill ceiling sorta things. Usually, the only people outside of Sects who get to that stage are very very wealthy Nobles; and even then, they're not really strong.

Food Cultivators don't need a lot of Qi or natural talent to start cultivating. The techniques that are taught specifically on CQ are all about strict control. You use what Qi you have in a very precise way to make little shields, blades, to enhance certain parts of your body, or occasionally heat or cool things. It's short, controlled bursts. Most of the really good 'talent' goes to the 'higher' Peaks so they've really gotta master what they've been given on the Food Peak.

With Food Cultivation, you can't just eat your way to success even if that's what it might sound like so far. You need to keep your body strong and master various skills before you can even hope to learn to channel Qi into them to improve them. You still need to meditate and put in the elbow grease to get you anywhere worth being.

Food Cultivation expects you to eat a lot of different things. Not everything you eat will help you grow your spirit. Plus, you can only eat the same thing so many times before it doesn't really do anything for you. Spiritual Foods, when eaten on the regular, have diminishing returns. You get a super strong Flower and eat it; the first time is a nice boost, the second time is just ok, the third isn't much, any time after that would be wasted on you, ect ect. The best that eating that flower would do for you after you've got all the 'boosts' is just helping replenish your Qi if you're low. Since you can only eat stuff a few times before it stops boosting you, it becomes sort of like a puzzle. Say you got a Strawberry and it boosted you by '20 Points' (which is probably what the System would tell SY). Then you got a piece of cheese and it boosted you by 20 points. If you cooked them together, you would get-! 15 points total! That's less than just eating them! BUT, if you dipped that Strawberry in Chocolate (20 Points, too), you might get 50 points! More than both! So, you can either eat things as they are or try and experiment and get even more of a benefit! But, you'd also have to think about stuff like cooking techniques, how long until the thing you want to eat goes bad, plus all this other stuff which can make the Boost you get higher or lower. If you just chew through everything that crosses your path, your Cultivation will suffer! You have to plan ahead on top of getting really lucky with the more rare stuff!

On the Peak itself, younger and newer disciples are given basic reading, writing, arithmetic, and basic cooking classes. The cooking classes teach basic skills like how to hold your knives properly and how to care for them, some easy recipes, ect ect! All disciples have, also, their basic Peak upkeep chores like laundry, cleaning, and lots and lots and LOTS of scrubbing.

After you've proven yourself capable enough to not slice your fingers off or set (too many) fires, disciples are expected to head down the mountain into the nearby city and set up what is basically a food kitchen. It's used to help cement basic fundamental skills! After all, you get really good at chopping something up if it's all you do for like 4 hours and slightly under duress. Usually the newer disciples handle the basic prepwork while a few of the more advanced ones will actually cook. This is overseen by a few seniors who make sure everything goes smoothly and who actually hand out the food! (I imagine that the Qian Cao ALSO do something similar nearby, except for healing. They get free food in exchange for helping out any unfortunate accidents!)

As for the more senior disciples, I think they have a few more intensive duties! Other than the Head, there are at least eleven more 'upper' Seniors. Each of these Seniors is the head chef for each of the other Peaks. When you're at a high enough skill to not fuck it up, you get rotated to act as a Chef under these Seniors at each Peak; Each Peak has their own food needs, after all! (Side note: around this time is also when you would be expected to get your Spiritual Sword) For Seniors who aren't the 'Head Peak's Chef', though, there is a secondary duty- but I gotta explain that giant pot of soup I briefly mentioned in the first post.

That Giant Cauldron of Soup is, like, more important to the Food Peak than anything else. It's some special kind of spiritual metal that the OG Founder worked to craft and stands over this massive fire pit that is constantly burning. It's HUGE, with a whole facility like half built over and around it; gotta keep the rain and snow out of the SOUP. I love stuff like Hunter's Stews and stuff like that, so this is basically what this is- this pot of soup has been stirred and tended since the OG Peak Lord first lit it. Part of a senior disciples duties is to keep the soup topped up, tasting good, and filled with stuff to help fortify your Qi.

The Soup is a huge cultural thing on the Peak. You're expected to have a giant bowl of it, with sides, every morning- even the Peak Lord. The stuff in it helps to strengthen the new/weaker disciples as well as fortify anyone older. It's a Qi superfood, even with dimishing returns. It's usually only allowed to be eaten by people on the Food Peak, though; only in emergencies will people off-Peak get any. Even the Sect Leader doesn't have the right to demand any. (SY is going to of course try and sneak some to his fussy boyfriend) Okay, so we got all that, but what about SY's obsession with the recipes that the System keeps teasing him with? Well, part of your study on the Food Peak isn't just learning to cook or even the spiritual food dance- you're training to be become a skilled chef. There is a lot of study to master the recipes from the Food Peak itself, but the disciples are also tasked with learning as much as they can and try to develop their own recipes. The skills overlap; you never know when learning to make the perfect Scrambled Egg will allow you to maximize some weird spiritual ingredient you found.

Other than non-spiritual food and The Soup, disciples are encouraged to do a lot of their Food Cultivation on their own. They are encouraged to go on Night Hunts with other Peaks for the chances to gain stuff for their own Cultivation. The Bai Zhan kids only care if they slayed the beast, so go ahead and grab it's heart for yourself, ect ect. You can, of course, trade stuff around or sell it at your leisure. Whatever will get you more gains! It's seen as either really stupid or flat out courtship to offer someone else your spiritual food you make, especially if you can still make use of it yourself. This is something that will 10000% go RIGHT over SY's head when he starts to offer stuff to SJ. They'll be about 18/19 at that point, so everyone from SY's peak will squint when they realize what he's doing. (Even though I have some Evil Plans for after they all become Peak Lords, I think that SJ would still be really welcome on the Food Peak despite how everyone else looks down on him. Everyone there 'knew' that SY was 'sweet on him' kinda thing. They don't believe that SJ is the reason SY.... hehe :) )

taps chin. okay, i thiiiiink that is enough yapping about that for now? I wanna write up a brief lil thing about how SY would be around the other Future Peak Disciples, as well as how his relationship with SJ will eventually complicate things. I know that SQH would figure out SOMETHING was up with SY when he was suddenly served, like, a blueberry waffle. But that's for another post!!! AS ALWAYS ty for reading my ramblings. I'm very slowly working on getting a more strict outline up and ready for the fic I would really like this to be. I'm a menace to myself and others, so it will be a slow burn and I'm dragging you all down with me. >:)

[that-smallinjured-bowylamb]

hey so how do you think Azul ashengrotto would deal with him offering to play a game with his crush, he’s like “we should make this fun. I wonder what I should make you do if you lose? >:)” and his crush is like in all her genius “If I win, the loser gotta kiss me”. His crush isn’t normally so flirty, they’ve decided to fluster him cuz he’s acting all arrogant even before the game begins. He becomes flustered and crush calls him a scaredy cat with a cute giggle? (Whenever he acts arrogant, his crush always has to fluster him in some way).

A/n: OMGGGG ANOTHER ASKK SORRY FOR REPLYING LATE I WAS IN A FESTIVAL WITH MY FAMILY 💋💋( this scenario is so cute tbh, blushing Azul is best Azul 👌) I'm not sure if you wanted a fem or gender neutral or a male, but since you placed the pronouns she/her this will be fem!reader !!!

I'm not sure if you asked for a hc, one-shot, scenario, or simply asking for my thoughts abt this !!! I'm so srry but your a bit vague, dear Elusive Angel !!! Please, enjoy @nesting-dreams !!!

Warning: Cussing (bc of my recent encounter), I'm a dumbass at writing Azul, so delusionally, I will be putting my own hc of him, and of course keeping the rest of his Canon self, OOC(?), flustering Azul bc you're feeling like a little shit today, Azul is losing (game) his sanity from being affectionately attacked, the "game" is vaguely mentioned (since I can't come up with one , like monopoly. Please for the love of the holy spirits I can't name mind games for sht) fem!reader, you have been warned this is my first.

Characters: Azul Ashengrotto

Genre: fluff, romantic, a little bit of comedy (after getting yelled at, gotta cope), nothing suggestive (Maybe idk), anonymous ending cus idk wtf I'm going to do with the ending so up to you whether you both start dating or nah.

Countered Love- Attack

Okay, so maybe it was a bad idea to accept the invitation from this fortunate, living, takoyaki. Man's smirking when you did, why didn't you read the signs???? Like bro, even a fish would flop back to sea if he ever tried to make an offer. But, let's say your good with these games (thank you, Idia for yapping 12 hours straight abt each game, smart-ass.) And thankfully, the game he offered you to play was one of the many recent rants from Idia, you've miraculously remembered. Keep in mind, once you lose, this fucker comes up with outrageous requests.

... speaking of outrageous... why don't you turn that favor back to him? Ah, well he'll never see it coming.

So, as soon as you entered his club, right? He was there smugly looking at you like he knew your phone password. "Ah, prefect, you're here!" Exclaimed Azul, with arrogance. Oh, your going to love this.

"Yeah, I guess I am." Obviously, who tf did he expect? A penguin to come in? Okay, maybe you did look like it but beside the point. "Alright! But, before we start the game..." Azul paused to let the dramatic effect take in, like he's about to throw a grenade at you. "What." Just straight to the point prefect 🙏. "Fufu~ eager already?-" "Please, just get to the point." You said exasperated. "Hm, alright. I just wanted to make this game a bit more... fun, shall I say." He said with so much fcking vague implications, atp you don't know what to make out of it, so you just embrace for whatever crazy shit he can come up with, while thinking of a counter attack to deflect it. Hmm...

Weren't praises and compliments his weakness or smth? Considering the fact, he wasn't praised or complimented as much in his life... how about you give him a little, pleasent surprise...?

"Making it fun? How exactly?" You question (don't ask on what face your making, it's up to you for imagination), "Well, the rules are simple. Whoever wins, gets to ask the loser something! Simple, right?" Oh, so it's the typical 'I win, I get. You lose, I take' thing. "Fufufu~ I wonder, prefect. What you're willing to do once you've lost?" And this man gives you a smile like this was some sort of gambling game (okay maybe it is considering your imagination). "And if you lose and I win, Ashengrotto?" You questioned mockingly. "Hm? If I lose, I do whatever you say. It's only fair we-" "And if I win, then tell you to kiss me, on the lips specifically. Would you do it?" You smile (or smirk), damn. You freaky freaky. But question: does he match your freak?

Well, apparently you got your self-explanatory answer right there because he literally cooked himself into takoyaki. Look at him, prefect. You broke this guy. Poor octi. "W-what? P-pardon m-me- AHEM! Pardon m-me, but that was... was completely!-" "But you said I can ask of you whatever I want and you'll do it, right? What's wrong? Shy, my dear?"

Now, you little shit. Your playing with his feelings aren't you? That's...that's not fair! He was supposed to make you flustered, not the other way around! Why are you playing with the strings in his heart? He was like, red. Like, Riddle type of red. He- he was supposed to be the one that rizzes you! But.. it's not that bad... BESIDES THAT.

"Ahem!- Nonsense! Alright- let's just start the round already!" He stammers like a little kid with anxiety.

Thank the sevens, Idia told you about this one. But, maybe your memory is faltering, oh well. Let's hope lady luck is on your side. Whoever loses, gives the winner their reward.

After a few rounds of [TWST'S GAMES OR WHATEVER]...

You've somehow won all a few rounds. Phew, at least you haven't gotten robbed of anything of your (non) valuables. In some rounds, he'd win, in other rounds, you'd win. But mostly you've started to make moves on Azul Each. Time. You see an opportunity in doing so. And no, it wasn't meant to distract him in the game (technically it is, but shhh), it was more like doing this out of a will. He's just, so cute whenever his cheeks are pink. Are they biteable, though? Eh, not sure. But Azul looked pretty when he was so focused on the game. The way his brows furrowed in concentration, his eyes sharpening with intent and calculations, his lips in a slight frown, and oceanic blue eyes darting to theorize every move you'll make. It's cute, really. So much that you've actually breathed out: "You're truly beautiful... Why aren't you mine, yet?" Your breath hitched, you wanted to pass out on the spot. Azul paused mid-play, "W-huh...?" His deep-sea eyes widen in surprise, completely off-guard with your sudden compliment, "P-prefect... if this is one of your jokes or teasing again, please don't..." His heart couldn't take anymore of it, it fucking hearts bro. Like, complimenting him whenever he won against you, praises when he did a move correctly, and even admiring his eyes.

It was all too much for the poor mer, you were enchanting to him. Far too charming than he could admit. Being praised and complimented by you, he felt heat rushing to his cheeks, fades of pink hues kissed on his cheek. "Pink really suits your face, Azul. And no, I'm not joking this time." You said, finally brain-absent, just Azul. Rent-free. The game had paused, he didn't know what to say. The praises were overwhelming, the compliments were luring him in towards you like the call of a siren, eyes alluring and it gleams in admiration, soft expression paints your face, for him.

You and Azul were just staring at each other, game forgotten. Well, until-

Tap.

"I win, my Azul."

Were the words you said, still making eye-contact with him. But, even in this state he could still manage a few words, the only thing that was getting in the way, was stuttering. "A-ah, w-well... uhm... I guess you've w... won this time, prefect..." He said whilst averting his eyes elsewhere, he was too embarrassed to look at you in the eye. "Ahem- s-since you've won, well, What may you ask of me?" Azul Ashengrotto, a man of business, a successful man, a shady mer, the sea merchant, and many more names, was defeated by you, both from mind games and the chase of cat and mouse. You've ensnared his heart a very long time ago, though. And this was your final... well, let's say affection counter.

"What I ask of you? Hm, I would like a

Kiss."

Photo from @ghostofviriena from TikTok! Go and support them! Dividers from @diviniyae

P.s SORRY IF IT WAS SHORT, ITS NIGHTTIME AND JUST GOT HOME SO I HAD TO HURRY, SORRY MY LOVEEE !!!! But anyway your blushy Azul is served!

💋🪽

@nesting-dreams

[nim-rambles]

Just came back from making an Emo Reader x Tyler Harendez (Request) Can you make an Emo Reader x Tyler Harendez

Tyler met Reader at a hot topic while he was at the mall with Taylor and the others. (I'm not good with writing srry.)

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Concept: Tyler with an Emo!S/O

Note: GREAT IDEAAAA🔥🔥🔥 guys we gotta stop being preppy for a moment🎀🧍‍♀️ Sorry abt this appearing in tags that aren’t even related<3 also I say your writing is great :)

Warning: I apologize prior for any Grammer, Spelling+etc errors. Cringe?? Tyler may be OOC >:(

SBG Masterlist

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“Mhm.. alright thank you.” He said, sounding a tad bit agitated for someone who just received help, but he didn’t disrespect you so you can Willy Donka your way out.

I imagine that likeee he visited hot topic a few times already but needed help with findings thing around so you popped uppp

No because you two started to hang out a bit more when he kept coming often

For some reason you’re just there at hot topic 24/7 and he hasn’t seen you out anywhere, not even in school

Please get some help

“Ugh.. if you do not hold still I will shove the tip of this eyeliner in your eye!!” He threatened.

“Stop talking for fucks sakes, I can’t do your lipstick if you keep yapping in my ear… [NAME] I SWEAR TO-” Tyler was annoyed, he doesn’t mind you speaking but please let him do your makeup without any troubles!!

He doesn’t mind doing your makeup, he had a lot of experience with Taylor so why not?

Does find it a tad bit annoying when you’re moving your face but he’s your boyfriend so he’ll tolerate it ♡

“There too, yeah?” He said as he points to a bunch of spots he wants you to kiss.

He’d love your kisses, especially since your lipstick would leave kiss marks

Wishes he could live in the moment forever

“You listen to too many rock bands.. listen to me for once.” He said, groaning in annoyance. Just wanting your attention.

Shared the same music taste as ya

Both of you would be blasting music in either of your rooms

“This is how you do it right?? Well? Tell me I won’t know if your dumbass likes the way I do it or not!” He spouted out, rolling his eyes as he gave a pat to you on the head.

Earlier when the relationship started he went on to practice on how to do makeup so he could do all the black lipstick and eyeliner nnn stuff with ya

He sees it as a bonding experience♡

Nowwww the phantoms. PHANTOMS. PHANTOMS.

He’ll never let you know about the phantoms though, it’s not like you’ll even believe him..

“You better have enjoyed reading this.. reading me.. to fill that fantasy filled head of yours for fictional characters.. lame am I right?” He insulted as you finished reading all these head cannons.

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Lil Note: Hearts, Comments and Reblogs are Appreciated❤️

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[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Learn the Hard Way 2

Warnings: non/dubcon, power dynamic, age gap, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Characters: Lloyd Hansen, Nick Fowler (Professor AU)

Summary: you return to campus is less than glorious.

Part of the Bad Professors AU

Note: Please leave some feedback and reblog <3 As always, I love to chat with you all. 

As you watch the man storm off in his wet jacket, you frown. Well, that’s a good way to make friends. Off to a great start, Ash. 

You wince but stop yourself from backing away as a blurry figure hazes in your peripheral. You look over at the girl as she silently holds out a napkin. 

“Oh, jeez, thanks,” you laugh nervously. “Can ya hold this for me?” You hold out your container as you accept the help. She’s the first person who hasn’t looked at your sideways. You keep hold of your coffee and sop up the mess. “I’m fucking idiot sometimes. I was so focused on the noodles.” You glance around at the tables, “shit fuck, this place is crowded, huh?” 

You crumple the napkin and reach for your container. You zero in on the girl. She hasn’t said a word. She looks anxious too. It sort of makes you feel better.  

“Quiet, huh? Well, shit, I just can’t stop talking,” you smirk. 

“Um…” she gulps. “I got a table…” she points over her shoulder.  

You smile, “thanks, that’s nice but… okay. I guess things can’t get any worse.”  

She bounces and turns, guiding you across the caf. You know how she fidgets. Definitely nerves. Maybe a freshman?  

“I’m Ash, by the way,” you introduce yourself as you put your stuff on the table and sit.  

“Auburn,” she replies. 

“Ash and Auburn. One more and we could be musketeers or something,” you joke as you push your cup to the side and open your noodles. 

“Oh, have you read it?” She asks. “The Three Musketeers, that is?” 

“Nah, but I watched the movie. Oh, shit, did you see the real shitty on they made with Orlando Bloom. Fucking loved it. Trash movies, totally my ish,” you yammer as you unwrap the chopsticks. “But maybe I should give the book a try.” 

She nods and taps nervously on her can of diet coke. She wears a gray gap hoodies and her hair is untamed. She’s a bit wild in appearance but you are in spirit. Besides, you don’t have any roomies to latch onto this year. 

“So, Auburn, what do you study?” You ask and shove a buttload of chow mein in your mouth. 

“Erm, computer science.” She answers and curls her shoulders inward. 

“Awesome. I’m doing photography. More of the creatie sort. I’m just tryna push through my degree and decide if I wanna open up my own studio or what,” you shrug. “You know, the computer thing is smart though. No one knows how the fuck to use one.” 

She nods and giggles. You don’t mind doing the yapping. That’s always been your problem but she seems content enough to listen. 

“You live on campus?” You ask. 

She nods. 

“Yeah, I got me an apartment. Couldn’t afford the fees they charge at this place, but it’s nice. You know, I thought I was gonna be sleepin’ with cockroaches,” you shake your head then shudder at the thought. “You ever had a cockroach crawl over you while you’re sleeping?” 

Her eyes widen and you laugh. 

“Don’t ask,” you sniff. “Anyway, Auburn, thanks for letting me crash your party. Hope I’m not annoying you too much. I got a habit of it.” 

“No, no, it’s okay,” she assures you and picks at her fraying cuff. 

“You want some of them? They’re fucking bussin’,” you spiral a wad of noodles around the chopsticks. 

She shakes her head. Well, more for you. 

You sit with Auburn for a while. You only leave as you see the time and realise you need to go to the bookstore before your first class tomorrow. It closes in thirty. 

“Damn, gotta scram,” you say as you pack up what’s left of your noodles. “I’ll text ya.” 

“Sure,” she agrees and gathers up her bag. “Thanks.” 

“Hey, don’t let these other fuckers get to you. They ain’t too cool for school,” you wink and head off. 

You go to the basement and weave through to the bustling bookstore. You stop to search for the course code on your phone and walk blindly down an aisle. As you raise your head to search for 208C, you collide with an unexpected wall, a waft of stale coffee gusting up at you. 

You back up and look at the man as he snaps shut the book in his hand and sighs. It’s that same man from the cafeteria. Oh no. 

“Oh fuck, sorry, bud,” you say. “I was just looking for--” 

“You. Again,” he snarls. 

“Uh, yeah, hi, it’s me,” you confirm. “Look about before--” 

“Do you need glasses or something?” He accuses. 

“Er, no. 20/20 according to my eye doctor.” 

“Not a real question,” he sneers. 

“I said sorry. Really, I didn’t mean too.” 

“You know, it doesn’t matter what you mean, it’s what you do,” he retorts. 

“Wow, are you like a philosophy professor or something?” You ask. 

His nostrils flare, “I’m none of your business, stupid girl.” 

“Well, if I’m so stupid, you shouldn’t get so worked up about a question,” you roll your eyes and turn to the shelves to find your book. “Fuck.” 

“Disgusting,” he remarks. “Someone needs to wash that mouth out.” 

You ignore him. You’ve dealt with idiots before. The stupid frats call you a nerd but this guy wants to call you stupid. Men are too much to deal with so the best course of action is not to. You slide out a text book and double check your phone to match the code.  

The price tag nearly gives you a heart attack. It’s a coursepack. They don’t sell them sued. You resign yourself to the expense.  

The man lingers and you send him a wary look, “were you expecting something else?” 

He glares at you then shakes his head. He shoulders past you, nearly knocking the book from your hands, and you turn to watch him stomp away. Well, what are the odds you run into the same asshole twice? Maybe that means you’re the asshole. 

Big deal. Running into him a third time is a long shot. Besides, you’re less worried about some grumpy stranger and more uptight about the cost of the paper in your hands. You’ll be opting for fifty-cent ramen over the cafeteria special from now on. 

[captncthrola]

i am so sorry that this will be insane to read but

26th april, starkid icbiballtay concert highlights ᯓ★

(out of order, just according to madness)

meeting ppl, my first time receiving bracelets n yapping for another whole hour after the show (cheers Rancilda, Crumb, Grandpa, Grace Chasity)(THANK YOU FOR THE DOLLAR AND EIGHTY SEVEN CENTS BRACELET) <3

AXE MAN JUMPSCARE (i felt so bad for the unholy scream that overtook me as soon as i heard Those Foot-stomps™️ (i am a massive massive fan of Nightmare Time esp. Axe Man)

Bryce's genuine n heartfelt short speech before 'Ever After/Last Forever' :")

Long Ago and Far Away ₊˚⊹⚬✮⋆˙₊˚⊹ with phone flashlights twinkling all around the theatre (i cried)

If I Believed redemption after AJ had to restart after forgetting the first few lyrics (i also cried)

"go to w-w-w-dot..." JAIME SPELLING OUT THE KICKSTARTER LINK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG

married couples' arc - Jaime stealing Lauren's spot w Joey for The Way I Do -> Meredith proposing to Lauren in Make the Most of It -> all of them resorting to singing a cover of 'Father Figure' together

ALL OF THEM 'RESORTING' TO SINGING FATHER FIGURE TOGETHER (daddiness reigns)

the amazing and great irony of using Wizard of the Year (It's Gilderoy!) to introduce the band members (self-centric song to introduce a group not centrestage!)

ICBIBALLTAY original song! - joke about forgetting it's God Save the King not Queen was diabolical but so good

Brian suddenly becoming a billionaire to justify singing Batman's lines in The American Way bwahahahhh

Lauren singing the "One of us is Mexican!" instead of "Most of us are Mexican" in The American Way!

the whole theatre and starkid community rising up to sing Goin Back to Hogwarts together

pointing mic to audience moments! "I've gotta get back to Hogwarts!" "Where everyone will do WHATEVER I SAY"

choir V formation for We Are People Now

all those on point harmonies holy shit - love love loved the arrangements!

and the instrumentation omg the playing of the music felt absolutely electric!! the energy was just buzzing from the synergy of the band and the vocals

AJ in Wizard of the Year lyric changes referencing how Darren Criss on broadway is playing someone in love with an AI human-like bot

them holding their pumped fists in the air for the full length of final audience applause - just for them to then sing and announce: "SEE YOU NEXT YEAR IN MARCH"

my friends joking the plan to stay should be they keep performing in London lesser and lesser than a year, a few months, until they perform in London almost every day

Lauren in the ICBIBALLTAY song slapping Joey away when she keeps saying "only one of us can stay"

my friend seeing AJ takeover the piano thinking it was Clark bcus i got so hyped (they didnt hv their glasses n we were top balcony / grand circle)

HATCHETTOWN EPICNESS

almost all original Trail to Oregon cast minus Rachael Soglin singing 'Speedrun' :"D - Jaime, prev. playing Daughter now singing for Mother :""D (i was also dressed up TTO themed)

Jaime's "Hi Jeff!" when Jeff joins her for Join Us and Die

admittedly didnt catch / can't remember more funny banter (we were all cheering so loud haha, still great) but yea the comedic bit justifications and transitions were funny esp. committing to this bit of stupid US-Americans trying to run away to the UK without knowing the first thing of wtf goes on here really

Meredith singing '3 Spirits' and saying before it that it's her favourite role she's played :"D

[gunnrblze]

My little COD Ghosts sexy time/kink head cannons. (I’m ovulating, just bear with me, I think I lost the plot like 9 times)

My husband Hesh is rather vanilla in bed, but has a couple kinda oddball things (oddball to him lol) he’s fantasized about. It’s still something on the more tame side of kink, but I like to think his favorite kind of sex is romantic missionary but he also kinda wants to spank you sometimes or yap about getting you pregnant (whether you even can, want too, etc, doesn’t matter as long as you’re into it). He may or may not even admit it, but it plagues the inner corners of his mind (he’s shy methinks). He tries to hold back his noise, but if he’s desperate enough the man is VOCAL (he gets very desperate lol). Also down to try most positions, preferably if he can still see your face though. If you ever DO get pregnant by this man though, in a planned capacity, he will dick you down in a way that has you questioning how well you really know him, that dick will be FERAL!

My sweetheart Logan gets down I fear…I just know this man will have you in any room of the house, in any position. Loves to fuck you against the wall? Yeah. I think he’d also like being a little submissive sometimes. Like, tell him what to do, get a little bossy, if you catch him in the right mood he’d definitely get on his knees at the drop of a hat for you. I like to think he’s still not much of a talker during sex, but in lieu of little verbal communication, he can read your body like an open book. Soooo in tune with your reactions, it’s second nature for him to observe you like that. He can give head like it’d resurrect Christ himself though, do not let that man’s head between your legs unless you wanna ascend to heaven. (You def do.) Like a good soldier, he follows directions…

Keegan? This guy doesn’t play, he knows what he likes and he wants you to enjoy yourself too. He doesn’t see the point if it’s not mutual enjoyment, he’s gotta make you cum. I like to think he’d engage in some kink, also on the ‘tamer’ side, spanking, dirty talk, maybe a blindfold or some handcuffs here and there. I think he’d be willing to try/consider a lot of different things though if you asked. Avid pet name user, will “sweetheart” “love” “pretty/good girl/boy” you to death. Dick game is mean though, like I see him having an average amount of experience for a man his age, but he gets DOWNNN. Loves giving head, could probably bust just from watching you lose your mind over it. I’m a Keegan Russ soft dom truther.

Merrick gives me similar vibes to Keegan, except I feel like this man would secretly be a bit freaky once you guys have been intimate for a while lol. Like for a while it’s pretty conventional, but then once he’s well acquainted, he’ll manhandle and flip you in any position, order you about, whisper all kinds of shit to you… this man can yap methinks. Dirty talk comes so natural to him. (I think he has a thing for spanking too, sue me.) Naturally has that domineering energy but will lean into it more if you want. You’re absolutely his sweetheart during sex though, chronic “is this okay?” “does this feel good?” “do you like that baby?” user. Loves to praise too methinks, “you’re doing so good” “just like that” “there ya go, baby” etc etc.

Kick definitely gives me FREAK vibes, but in an almost controlled way if that makes sense? Very straightforward with it lol, like if you’ve got any kind of kink or scene fleshed out, he’s almost a little mechanical and analytical with it. Not because he isn’t connected in the moment, but because he’s SO turned on he’s observing you like you’re an act of god, a literal dog salivating at your feet, trying not to bust too quickly. Giving me that “focused but unfocused” energy. (You can’t convince me he wouldn’t like car sex too.) He can definitely have intimate, emotionally charged sex too, especially if he’s locked in with you.

Elias my beloved, he’s gotta be a sweetheart lol. I like to think him and Mrs. Walker had sweet married couple shit going on. I don’t really see him being into anything on the kinky side, but would prob dom you a little if he was in a mood. But this man can fuck ykwim? You need a soul mending experience? Get that man in your bed asap. If you two are mutually in love that dick will change your life fr, the Walker sons were made with care LMAO. (Loves finishing inside you if able, something triggers the primal ‘marking my territory’ part of his brain…)

Rorke is NASTYYY lol. This man would have the nastiest, freak sex with you, change my mind. I can see him being down to try sooo many things, like if you need that perv shit, he’s your guy. He’d def be into dom/sub things, and I can see him liking semi-public type stuff, the thrill of being seen/caught and what not. The mouth on this man is dirtyyyy, teases you relentlessly. If he loves you though, I think it sobers him a bit because he wants to worship your ass completely. Can also have slow, sappy romantic sex if the time is right. Will guide you and sweet talk you heavy. Loves getting head, and overall is a grunter lollll

[asiatic-apple]

*crashes through the door* I'M HERE with what I swear I haven't been able to stop thinking about since I read your masterpiece of Caleb being the ultimate panties defender

okay forgive me for being an absolute freak in your inbox BUT! walk with me here. imagine how absolutely feral Caleb would go for you color coordinating your panties with your outfit for the day. either he knows (because you whispered it in his ear getting ready in the bathroom that morning, and he choked while brushing his teeth) or you purposefully let a bit of the fabric peek out when you lean down to put your shoes on before leaving the apartment.

so naturally it's all he can think about all day. the colonel is being a lot more strict and harsh on recruits because all he can think of is his girlfriend wearing the cutest little yellow pair that matches your shirt (and your bra?? maybe??? hes going to go feral)

next level is him matching his own shirt to the color of your panties when he peeps you grabbing the pair from the dresser before going on your date, so he can watch you squirm all throughout dinner hehe.

okay god this is incredibly long and now im running away ILY BYEEEEEE!!!

You have no idea the monster you unleashed as soon as I read this scrumptious ask 😫 And thank you for adding another installment to *game show music* thirsty yapping with ivy!!

Caleb would absolutely go feral, and you are a GENIUS for the part about whispering it in his ear omgggg

But him also matching his own clothes to your underwear??? GOD TIER. Like I can imagine him smirking when he sees you staring at his shirt. And then teasing like the smug mf he is, saying stuff like "What do you think of this color on me, pips?" when you're at dinner together. Because he knows you want to pounce on him, but you can't and you gotta behave. So then he's just fanning the flames, toying with the collar or the sleeves when he adds, "You must like this color a lot, right?"

At that point, I'm convinced it becomes like a game for the two of you—constantly trying to anticipate what color will come next in your rotation or what outfit matches best. GAHHHHH I AM ASCENDING RN

+ bonus: what if...one day, you don't match your outfit to your panties. but caleb still matches his clothes to them. and he STILL smugly says "oh, look at that. we're matching today." and when you look down at your outfit that totally doesn't match his shirt, it clicks all of a sudden (i really love smug/teasing caleb, if that wasn't clear already)

[stygiansauce]

I just finished a readthrough of all the chapters so far and wowee!!! you are so talented !!!! the balance between silly flirting and romantic tension and emotional depth,,,,, jeez I’m swooning all the time.

I also have a southern accent that gets stronger when I get mad or worked up !!! I saw that detail and I was just kickin my feet cause that’s so silly :3333

as for a question for you, what’s your favorite foreshadowing detail that you can share ?? doesn’t gotta be what it alludes to, just you pointing out something that you included that you feel a bit sneaky about >:) and feel free not to answer !!!

much love <333

HI onecent! Thank you so much for the nice words, I am rolling in my tears!

I have a few foreshadowing bits I can point out! I haven't given a lot of context that might lead yall to the answers yet, so I'm happy to share these bits!

In chapter three: Southern Hospitality this paragraph will come back to mean something.

There is a very specific line that means a very specific thing. I will be reavealing this in I think (?) chapter five. Another good bit from this chapter is when Jimmy says "Our mom," he's careful not the say my. He shared her too."

Also in chapter three (so much set up so early on wow) When Jimmy is feeling very preceived I use parentheticals to act as his thoughts both outside of the conversation and intrusive to the conversation. There are two lines in this section that are very important to later chapters.

I think is all I can share right now because Fire line was more of a "make call backs" and "clarify lore" chapter. Where Southern Hospitality was "the setting up lore" chapter. I will say though, for those of us who like to analyze fanfic (me me me!) I set my scenes up to serve three purposes. 1) to supply to new information. 2) to call back on old information. 3) to foreshadow future information.

If you're reading MOE and think you see a connection, you probably do. There are tons of things I've hidden in Fire line that I don't know if anyone noticed yet. I'm waiting for someone to see it and then come scream in my ask box (I even had time to shove simple life jokes in there. I felt like a conspiracy theorist getting all the life series references crammed where I could.)

Thank you so much for sending this ask, I love yapping about MOE. it's a physical illness, June says.

[wassupmygays]

yap about ur headcanons about the socs pls!!

heheeh okay some misc things about the soc guys that have popped into my head throughout the week (im sorry this is so long)

EDIT: ok ive put it all under the cut bc it got so long but i do yap a little bit about each soc guy so please read hehe :)

Chet

chet and his family moved from california when he was in 3rd grade. his first friend in town was one sodapop curtis on his little league baseball team

his dad is a cop and wants to advance up the ranks, and his mom wants to make sure they keep up their good social standing, so chet was not friends with soda for long

you know those boys in like 5th grade that crack all the dumb jokes, hit all the door frames, and tease every girl "because he likes her"? thats chet and trip

this is inspired by @/sky4cherry iirc but chet does Nawt get attention at home man. his dad is always busy with work and a little mean (yknow how dads are in the 60s) and his mom is always working on the next social function or trying to appease his dad. anyways he is just always at another soc guy's house just to have someone Talk to him

i think he picks up drinking and smoking, and fighting, for a similar reason to bob: he just wants his parents to fucking notice he's doing something wrong. but theyre high enough now in the social and job spaces that they can just wipe any misdemeanors under the rug

i cant decide if chet is an only child, or if he has like 2 siblings that are way older than him. idk

Trip

terrance dipp is The Exasperated older brother ever. bro did Nawt want a little brother sorry melvin.

anyways unfortunately i do think trip is very much a guy's guy. that boy is Not a good boyfriend to marcia unfortunately :(((((( at least by the time we get to their sophomore year/the show

him and chet can not be sat together in class. they will never shut up or stop hitting each other.

chet broke his arm one time in like 6th grade. trip threatens to break it again at least once a month

ive said this before but ill say it again: trip and melvin are just soc steve and ponyboy. trip is so tired of his kid brother being in all his sports and trying to tag along to everything

that being said, he was looking out for melvin so much during the rumble. he knew their mom would kill him if he brought his brother home all beat up, but also he really really didn't want him to get too hurt.

he Always goes to marcia to patch him up after hes been in a fight. (after the rumble though, him and marcia are on the rocks, and hes got melvin to worry about. so he just sneaks melvin home and tries to clean him up before their mom sees. its actually a sweet bonding moment between them i think)

trip lovesssss verbally poking fun at any greaser in school, especially two-bit. after he realizes two-bit likes marcia, his mean jokes become a lot more threatening

(i do love trip i promise i just also think hes kinda a mean guy. you know the kind of rowdy douche bags in high school im talking about. im so sorry ksco and sean jones i promise i love trip kdjfkdjf)

Brill

clark brillstein i'll be so incredibly honest i dont have much in my brain for him :((( i gotta sit and think more

i do think he has one of the better home lives out of the bunch, and hes got his lovely perfect girlfriend, and hes good at sports, and honestly i think he just. gets tired of everyone thinking hes got it so perfect all of the time. i think maybe thats why he likes all the fighting so much

while he is relatively happy with his life rn, hes tired of being doted on like hes perfect. and also sometimes he sees everyone else's lives being so shitty, he feels likes hes got to pick fights to justify him feeling bad about his lot.

Paul

ohhh im gonna have to hold myself back from talking about him forever. he will get his own post at some point aDKFJDKFJK

anyways. paul holden. the messiest and most scared gay kid in the town of tulsa

i think he and bob literally grew up together. like their parents are Old old friends, so paul and bob have always basically been brothers despite a 2/3 ish year age difference (i dont feel like doing the exact math). i think bev's parents are also in this old friend group, so pauls known her forever too

anyways. he was probably the bob of his friend group in his class, which is why nobody really really protested darry being in their group. but i also think that when he was with darry, paul didnt really care about the whole social friend group of things too much.

contrary to popular belief i dont think paul is the friend-group-leader type. idk if that makes sense and i can yap about it more but.

anyways post-darry breakup paul is a fucking mess. hes sad and angry and those fights that darry was always trying to stop feel so damn good. maybe bob and his buddies are on to something, and bob's dad always has a full liquor cabinet

Bob

obviously we know the most about bob and his home life and inner psyche and reasons for fighting and honestly all of it really resonates in my brain. like yea im keeping all of that

bro has charisma to the max. like he has always been the ringleader of the friend group, even in like 4th grade when all the boys started becoming best buddies

he used to be such a mommas boy. before her praise just became so meaningless.

oh ive just had a revelation. he is an angrier and more resigned buddy aldridge from rotpl. his dad is pulling the strings to make sure his precious son is climbing all the right ladders.

the difference here tho is bob realized this earlier, and that started his spiral into fights and drinking and causing problems. he wanted to see what would finally make his dad stop covering and fixing everything for him. he never found that limit

he knows cherry cant stand the drinking, and i do think he does feel bad about ignoring her feelings about it. but his urge to push back against everything and spit in the face of anyone who tries to tell him how he should be just overpowers. and god everything is more fun when hes boozed up

[lovely-writes-alot]

LOVLEY IM BACK LOVLEYYYYYYYYYY LOVELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

augh the pookie withdrawal was severe :(

BUT IM BACK

LOVLEY LOVELY LVOEOLVEYLUILRUKSJADLJdfhndsajlllsk jslakjj

*squishes you* *gives you a hug*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Ok so

Here was the plan for returning:

Return

Let all the children know that I'm back (i.e. text the group chat and send people asks on tumblr)

Post a flurry of shitposts to simultaneously get back onto everyone's dash

Clear my room

take a long shower

Here is how it ACTUALLY went:

Get home at 1 am yesterday having spent 24 hours traveling and only having slept for 1 and a half hours out of those

Immideately go on my phone

Instead of texting the groupchat: Texting a few individual children that I had returned

Talking to them for like an hour and also rereading all the texts from the gc

Vegetating on yt shorts for 2 hours.

Checking tumblr

Read all of lovley's asks and get so happy and start fangirling

Saying "okay I need sleep" because I was dying of tiredness

not sleeping and getting a book idea at three am

Staying up until 4:30 am to write parts of said idea.

FINALLY going to sleep

Then I woke up

and I've been cleaning my room

but I fear I'm not making progress and therefore I tried to motivate myself by saying "ok jerry get this room clean and then you can talk to LOVELYYY" but then I said "ok great argument but I could also just do that now so get rekt."

Anyways this is going to be a long ask buckle up. You 100% do not have to respond to everything I'm just going to yap:

I MISSED YOU SO UCH OMGGGGGGGGGGG

I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT YOU HAD BEEN LIVIGN IN MY ASK BOX

I was, wuite literally, kicking my feet while reading

At first I was getting VERY severe pookie withdrawal (i.e. MUST TELL LOVLEYY oh wait :( but then it went something like this MUST TELL LOVLEY ok make a mental note and tell them when you get back jerry)

Me dealing with the pookie withdrawal:

Okay, assuming lovley has not forgotten you which-- Shut up anxiety they havent-- you can always tell them later.

Also, you know what they say! When the pookie withdrawal gets too severe get chatgpt to write a sitcom with the pookies.

I also stalked you for a small bit bc I got onto tumblr from my moms iPad but then I tried to sign in and it didn't work :(

Anwyays please dont hate me

IM BACK LOVELY I MISSSED YOU

how are you

im going to tell you a whole lot more things

OH FUCK JERRY'S BACK

HOLY SHIT

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T BACK UNTIL TOMORROW

I THOUGHT THE TIMEZONES WERE TIMEZONIGN FUCK YEAH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

I ONLY JUST CHECKED MY PHONE SHIT

THE ONE TIME MY BRIAN DECIDES TO WRITE

no I was dying too hench the like idfk 20 asks I sent

no pressure to answer them I sent a lot

*hugs* *very tight hugs*

that plan vs reality is so real

sometimes you just gotta decompress and fucking write a little

I MISSED YOU TOOO OMLLLLLL

You could probably tell I think I literally begged you to come back at one point

that day was a rough day I don't remember what happened but I wans't having a good time it was a moment of weakness/j

REALLLLLLL

I felt it too. Tweaking over good omens and then having to wait weeks for your return was sad

no bro my anxiety was telling me you were gonna get locked out of America for some fucking reason

OMG REALLY??? GLAD I WAS IN MY SHIT POSTING ERA THEN

I also stalked you dispite the fact I knew you were gonna post

WHY TF WOULD I HATE YOU DUDE YOU WERE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WITHOUT A DEVICE-

YAYAYAYYAYA I MISSED YOU TOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

I'm alright. Fucking dying cause I'm in the last two weeks of the semester so I have an ass load of tasks due, one of which I have to crochet for and I'm running out of time and I'm not done hahahah

but good news is that for the first time ever WE'RE GOING TO BE ON BREAK AT THE SAME TIME

(I definitely didn't have to google how long your break lasts-)

HEL YEAH

[purpdrawsthings]

RTV Tour Week 3/4 : A Wild Twist

Note that this whole post will start ALLLLLLLLL the way from Part 2 to 3.5 ;w;

Rlly short btw so I'm sorry about that =[

@rtv-puzzlevision-studios @michaelscorneroftheinternet

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They were now in the Film Department. Thought it was going to just be another office block or something but turns out it was just.. the SMG4 SMG3 castle.

After the whole speech yadda yadda they could go explore.

Hm.. Living room? Oh god hearing that fish yap is going to be annoying. Especially since they don't even like anime. Upstairs? Would be fun to break the rules but oh well, gotta stay low. Gaming with Tari? Why would I play with that wimp? Hey don't just break the fourth wall like that >=[

Can't you just get out? Are you stupid? I thought you READ the thing. Huh. THE GATES ARE CLOSED! oh. Hahah. My bad ;3 I'm still wondering how you're even my 'creator' HEY SUSH IT WITH THE FOURTH WALL AND GET BACK IN THERE >=[ Alright jeez.

They waited, and waited, and waited.. And wai- OKAY THAT'S IT I'M SKIPPING TIME. Huh-

Skips through a bunch of paragraphs until voting end

Ding! A. There you go =3

Anyways, voting ends and.. The social media department is next!

They walked and walked and here they were! The social media department. The little TV head, Animsay, started to yap about the department on some long table. Aspen was barely paying attention but when she said 'moderation', it caught their attention. But soon after she said that and went to other topics they didn't listen. They observed the room. Well, nothing to take from this department? A shame.

Aspens attention went to RTV, they noticed that they were.. Approaching someone? They looked at that certain someone, hoodie, mask covering face, wearing the had low enough to hide everything about your face? Well that's suspicious alright.

RTV started to get closer.. Closer and... Right before they knew it that person shot RTV with an EMP gun.

"WOAH!"

They were stunned for a second, before coming to the realization that it was.. SMG4?! Well, from what they knew, that SMG4 and some 'resistance gang' were basically outlaws or fugitives in this universe. Funny. This road trip just got a whole lot more interesting. Their grin started to grow, a bit uncanny really. Oh how they love violence. Just one shot couldn- NONONO not yet. Ugh. Corporate orders, corporate orders... They would've attempted to assassinate that smug tv if they were allowed to.

They forced themself, both physically and mentally to stay put. They hated it. Hm? Oh it's 'Michael'!

"Well! If it isn't the number 1 angst poster of all time! How are you faring?"

Sarcastic as always.

'Michael' looked back at him with one of the most unhinged smiles known to man. Heh.

"I'm doing FINE thank you."

Aspen grinned a smile in return.

"You're doing pret-ty FINE to hide that fake identity of yours!"

'Michael' looked back at the thing with a face before returning back to his good ol grin.

"Oh but you're lucky though! I ain't telling no nobody about it =]"

"And how can I be so sure to trust some THING that has a weird smile?"

"Well don't you have the same thing?"

They both looked at each other awkwardly.

"Whatever, I'm going to focus on this cool drama that's happening right now!"

"... SURE."

The guards were all pointing guns at SMG4. Oh the thrill! What's going to happen next?? Gunshots? Crying?? VIOLENCE??? Oh how excited they were!

You could see the surprise in their face when they saw people defending the SMG4 and some attacking him. Well, guess not everyone here is just some obsessed brainwashed thing.

“Dear employees and visitors, we are currently facing a vermin problem. Until the issue is resolved, the whole building will be going on lockdown starting now.”

Before they could notice it the door behind closed. Huh? Oh. Might be a security lockdown or something. Eh, makes sense. Suddenly the lights closed. Aspen, not afraid of the dark but at least wanted to see something pulled out a lighter and lit it up. I mean? Who cares if the place burns down right?

That Swag spoke up a bit on how this was overkill, yeah, he isn't wrong.

“Option 1: You take out 4 over there and I will give you a free pass! Tour is over, the problem solved, you all can go home!”,

Sounds fun. But eh.. Too early to leave... They haven't even gotten the information that they needed yet. No. Not until they get somewhere.

“Option 2: You wake up the big boss and he can decide what to do with you.”

Funnnnnnn, bet that tv will just scold everybody. Ugh, how they hated to hear that tv yap and yap and yap.

“Option 3: You outlaws do neither of those and we can enjoy playing a game of tag. I’m sure I can take care of this whole issue myself within the hour! So, choose wisely. Happy trails!”

A game of tag? Well, that def sounded (not) safe.

“Puzzles has an apparently homicidal AI and you still think I’m the bad guy here?”

“Not the issue right now.”

“I’m not seeing you deny the homicidal part.”

Homicidal AI? God, do you have to be THAT insecure to have your own literal AI that guards the whole damn facility?

“Listen, I know we had our differences, but without Puzzles W- the security system may see us as an actual danger. Especially, after some of you just refused to let us arrest SMG4. He saw that, he’s always watching over the surveillance.”

Eh, well, no kidding Sherlock.

“I will leave the choice on what to do up for you to decide. We need to work together here not against.”, he continued, before lowering his voice. “Though, there is an option that wasn’t mentioned by the System: The lockdown can manually be manually overwritten in the Control Room. So, we have four choices: Arrest SMG4 after all, get Puzzles to the Health Department, try to reach security or make our best run to the exit which, quite frankly, is just insane.”

Security room? Damn the thing, he might actually get some praise from the corporate for once instead of complaints!

“Up to you. I know I’m probably getting into trouble after this either way.”

Well, why not follow them hm? Let's see what that security room has to offer..!

The higher the stakes,

The better the reward.

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[bludmd23]

What's your favorite form/shape/look for Martian Manhunter?

OMG OMG HI You asked me the question I didn’t know I was dying to answer!!!! Thank you and pls enjoy my ramble<333 under the cut in case it gets too long heheheh

So this can be answered from multiple angles (and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do)

First would be my favorite art style for J’onn!!!

No argument here it’s definitely dcau’s design

This skrunkly blorbo has the most perfect face ever, so very well balanced features in between human and alien, my favorite thing about it are those black patterns on his eyes and his lil mouth shape <33

And his natural form in this style is perfect too, love the bio armor looking chest plate thingys on his chest and his heels, gives him a bug vibe and how can I not love that!!!

Other styles I like would be:

J’onn from Justice League Action, a bit skinny but he’s very cute and I love his overall silly vibe

J’onn from Justice league Crisis on two earths

Alright next I’ll talk about my fav uniforms for him!!

Gotta love the classic one ya know, very effective, real fun seeing him walkin around with his tiddies out and in his lil hot pants

N52 J’onns outfit is pretty cool too, I kinda like it when they go in between too little coverage and too much, plus loincloth fits him (idk if that’s what it’s called) , bonus point for claws and spikes on elbows

Justice lords J’onn pretty cool too!!! Kinda wished there was more red tho

In general I like seeing the red X on his chest, the big cape with collar and the boots with a part folded down, so if a design has all three it can’t go too wrong really

Anyways, finally I’ll talk about my fav form/shape for him!!

Apart from his hero form (Martian manhunter), his natural Martian form is my fav, especially when they make it insect like, honestly it’s no fun when you see Martians and they just look like green humans with red eyes, like why!! They’re aliens!! Give them alien features!! Make them look weird!!!

Things I like to see when it comes to his Martian form would be pointy head, long and (comparatively) skinnier limbs, claws, spikes, and I’ve seen some artist give him tree like patterns which is really cool since I associate him with plants a lot, but otherwise smooth or slightly scaly skin does the job too

Here are some interpretations of his Martian form that I enjoy and haven’t been shown, from JLA, adventures in the dcau, JLA act of gods, and Martian Manhunter 1988 (pls go read it excellent story and beautiful art)

That’s it for now! Will gladly yap more if anyones interested, thank you for coming to my ted talk<33

[kings-highway]

Hi! So I'm a like a fan of your work, especially your ongoing long fic "This Is Not The End", and was just wondering, do you have any advice on writing? Anything you apply to your writing that helps you along the way? Especially about setting descriptions. YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THEM I CAN'T-

Btw, I was just about to re-read the chapters of TINTE but ao3 is down. and so is my sanity.

AaaAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAA first of all thank you so much for being so nice, i have no idea what I've done to deserve any attention at all. And thank you for reading! It really means the world <3 and I am so sorry ao3 is down. it is for me too. we're all in this together.

As for advice... truthfully I could probably talk for HOURS about every little thing, but you've gone ahead and done me a favour and specified scene setting, so I'll try and keep my yapping to a minimum and just hit the highlights of things that I actually (try to) apply to my own writing.

One piece of advice that I often end up giving (that applies mostly to if you're in a limited omniscence 3rd person, or a 1st person POV - ie, one set of eyes) is to describe scenes ONLY as your perspective character would see them. So, envision where your character is standing, and the movements they're making, and describe the scene as their eyes would process details. This helps prevent static point-form style descriptions, as it mixes up when and how certain things get described, and also helps prevent massive blocks of description as you will naturally find places to describe your characters walking, looking around or moving in their environment as you "follow their eyes." [For a more practical example I apply this really heavily in the first chapter of TINTE, as Daichi is gathering his "lists" - this is why you get descriptions of Kags and Hinata and the scavenging trip being prepared before you ever get descriptions of the library. Despite the library ultimately being a main feature of the story, I don't set it into the description of the world until Daichi is looking at it. So instead of just setting the scene by describing how the town looks, we have to follow a character as they see it.] - this keeps the reader in the character's head, focused on the story. The environment (and the scene) is only relevent as perceived by your perspective character (this also makes the environments feel more authentic because there reader can't "see behind" the perspective character so to speak.)

The other thing I keep in mind, more generally for setting descriptions, is to not get bogged down by what I "want" the reader to "see." When you're writing a story, there's a 98% chance you're going to have these big, beautiful visuals in your head. There is a 6% chance of your reader ever being able to see that same vision. You will never be able to translate 1:1 the vision in your head - but you CAN translate the feeling you get thinking about that vision. So if you have a scene, with a gorgeous, beautiful stunning skyscape and mountains and animals and light and shadows - the more detail in your brain, the less you put on the page. These scenes are when you need to focus more on the feelings of the character, and the abstract descriptions of the world. "The sky stretching endlessly in it's vast expanse of pastels, dotted with birds flitting lightly between trees on rolling hills of lush flora. His breath caught in his throat, and it felt like he was seeing the planet for the first time." No colours are used, no animals decribed, there is vague "flora" and "birds" and "trees" - it's short and snappy and you may think you're not doing your beautiful planet justice, but it is infinitely more efficient at capturing that breathtaking aura you want your reader to understand than if you tried to describe the shape of the leaves and every species of bird and every single colour in the sky. A classic case of less is more. Sometimes not describing something is far better than describing it. You gotta let go a little bit of that control and let your readers paint their own pictures (they'll do a better job than the writer can every single time.) This applies for little things too! Even if you want your character to have an iconic necklace, sometimes it's better to just call it a "ruby studded pendant" rather than try and describe exactly the shape it's in and how many stones it has.

And the last tidbit I can offer is to just... write. Write so much and so often. The more you do, the better you get. I am honoured that you think I have the writing skills to warrant asking for advice, truly, it makes me feel so incredibly special, but if you're looking at me and saying "man I'll never be able to write like them!" then I need to give you my credentials. I have written 6 full personal novels, the first when I was 13 (it wasn't good, don't worry), and over a million words on ao3 for fanfiction - when I was in grades 3-5, I used to skip lunch recess and go down to the computer lab to write my "book" during that time. I am NOT a case of "oh they're just so naturally talented" I simply have a lot of practice under my belt. So if you write, and if you write a lot, you will learn and get better and there is nothing that I, or any other writer you like or admire, can do that you cannot learn to do as well. if you just write.

once again thank you SO much, and I hope this is helpful at all or answers your questions or was the kind of answer you were looking for. Please let me know if something doesn't make sense or if you have any other questions, and I am ALWAYS open to receiving asks like this, though my advice is only ever going to be the ramblings of one person, so take it with a grain of salt and if you don't like any of the suggestions, ignore 'em. Except for that one about writing. Unfortunately you have to do that one. Otherwise. Y'know. Nothing gets written.

xx