#just got out of the shower
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sxibunny · 20 days ago
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Mmm fav my tits 😍😍
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Soapy titties <3
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cloudcountry · 4 days ago
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🧍‍♂️ mental health check mutuals are you guys okay
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desirethedark · 4 months ago
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Working on getting my glow back. ✨️
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gotheevee · 7 months ago
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Good morning! 💜😘
I have to go into work soon, sadd 😮‍💨
Sucks working at a dispensary and still being broke 😅
I just want to purchase some flower or wax and review it🥺
If anyone wants to donate to my weed funds, that would be amazing :3
-> Cashapp <- $thatgothstoner
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pyrobot1cs · 2 years ago
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is he a QUEER and SASSY teenage BOY or a BITTER OLD MAN? stay TUNED to FIND OUT
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zeeckz · 1 year ago
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myfriendtheghost · 1 year ago
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4am, need him carnally
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spooksinbroaddaylight · 5 months ago
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Just a chubby tboy
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lv-tangle-universe-blog · 1 month ago
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Um...bad time right now...
You ever get that feeling that if you ever yell in rage at someone, it will make it worse... like you understand why, but you just hate anyway wanting to scream at them for being stupid. You don't end up crying in pain instead...not mad...just painful disappointment
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sealtrick · 2 months ago
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ryan night in my house (my dash) it seems
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soapdi-spencer · 8 months ago
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Surely accidentally pressing my frayed phone charger against my damp stomach won't have any undesirable consequences
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thelooniemoonie · 1 year ago
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Hbomberguy right before obliterating James Somerton's career:
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godnectar · 1 year ago
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Have you received a hot chocolate yet? ☕
received a hot choco–? not yet, no 🤧✊️
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theamericannightmare13 · 1 year ago
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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pizza-feverdream · 2 years ago
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I'm so happy rn
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