#just for this stupid joke
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solarsyrup · 3 months ago
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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marypsue · 1 year ago
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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psin314 · 5 months ago
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spite is like their naughty little cat.
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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Poppy playtime and FNAF kids laugh at their killers
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technically-human · 1 month ago
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First meeting
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chimchiri · 6 months ago
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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please
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It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)
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sirazaroff · 3 months ago
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Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.
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shikisei · 1 year ago
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ok stupid question my bad
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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umblrspectrum · 7 months ago
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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper
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the-midnight-sugar1 · 1 year ago
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I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell
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lucabyte · 6 months ago
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pros and cons
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lttleghost · 8 months ago
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I've complained about this meme before but I feel like I can more precisely describe why it pisses me off now, cause like yeah yeah it's silly it doesn't matter all that much but like... the joke of it is basically just "haha Jesse stupid and messes stuff up Walt knows about" without actually... thinking about Walt or Jesse's characters and what they're actually knowledgeable about nor about the actual contexts of all trainwrecks that these two get into and how almost every single time it's WALT who had the more reasonable option to avoid it
like okay so we see Jesse play video games, we see even more game cases scattered around his house and apartment, my girl is a gamer, and there is no such evidence with Walt. if one of these characters knows a ton about minecraft and the other doesn't, the knowledgeable one is gonna be Jesse - but Walt hates not being in control, he likes to boss around others and he thinks he knows better than others, and especially thinks he knows better than Jesse, and Jesse has shit self esteem and is easily manipulated and caves to what Walt wants him to do most of the time after awhile. realistically this situation would go something along the lines of Jesse trying to tell Walt how to make a cobblestone generator, Walt saying that it makes no sense for some reason or another and telling Jesse to do it a different way, and then acting like it's Jesse's fault that it didn't work when Jesse goes and does it like Walt told him to, kinda like how Jesse tells Walt that doing certain things and getting involved with certain people as drug dealers isn't a good idea and Walt tells him to do something anyway and it goes badly for both of them
or even if we wanted to assume that Walt IS the one with the minecraft knowledge, any time past literally episode one Jesse tends to ask questions when he doesn't fully understand something, and Walt often just dismisses the question, Jesse still tries to do whatever he's supposed to with his limited knowledge but fails, in such examples as "why won't fluoric acid melt this flimsy plastic" so a different route for a more accurate meme is that Walt tells Jesse how to make the cobblestone generator, something about the process doesn't make sense to Jesse, he asks a clarifying question, Walt's answer is basically "fuck you", Jesse still tries his goddamn best even if he fails and Walt blames it on Jesse over considering the idea that refusing to answer Jesse's clarifying question was the actual problem
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m1lkywaymikey · 3 days ago
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Do you think mcr know the cultural impact the name illi mcmillin is having on the mcr tumblr community moment?
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